/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

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best europe

post the pic of that skanks shit

need a wank

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>>67536606
OH FUCK wrong one

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belly button stink is so harrowing I reckon any girl who had to suck me knob while breathing through her nose would probably pass out in seconds

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>>67536710

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What's the difference between milk and australia lads?

After 200 years milk will develop some form of culture

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work tomorrow

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>good looking la
>get plenty of attention from girls at work
>one in particular
>heard tons of stories about how filthy she is
>now married to one of the gaffers
>always flirting with me
>catch her looking at me all the time
>go on work do last week
>she's there
>husband is ill so not there
>she's on me from the get go
>gets to about 11pm
>she's pretty drunk
>sat beside me
>rubbing my leg
>tells me to go to her place for ''a drink''
>runs hand up to my cock
>get a semi
>move her hand and decline

Took some right willpower but I don't mind my job, the money is good and I would get sacked so fucking fast if anyone found out.

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life in the endz

>>67536747
JANNNNY

emergent gameplay

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>>67536606
Rule Britannica edition

>>67536747
Imagine if you walked into your bathroom and saw this. Would you walk away or try and have sex with her?

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>>67536627
>you're a mongol/russkie
The more I hear that daily the less and less it moves me desu senpai.
I have accepted being the untermensch of Europe and will enjoy the comfiness, of which foreigners wouldn't understand, all by myself.

You're a faggot nonetheless.

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>>67536747
>shit on her phone

Honestly don't know how people shit themselves when drunk. I have been blackout drunk with a full stomach and never come close to shitting my pants.

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>>67536773
Good honest Anglo lad.

>>67536737
Me third from the left 4 rows down looking suave

>>67536631
haven't you done enough?

what film should I watch

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>>67536737
forgot hawaii lmao

>>67536834
maybe she had diarrhea, or IBS or something

is France with good taste in?
reppin tommy wright iii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pGkOqD6w1w

>tell me when it's on BBC or any other reputable source

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2015-16/investigatorypowers.html

wheres the reddit flagger who had ice cream earlier

>There are people that cry over things random people have said over social media

Literally nothing anyone can day to me online that will piss me off.

>>67536899
still don't get this one

>>67536773
You're finished m8, she's going to use all her power to destroy you. You're too dangerous to be left alive now.

Should have a gotten a shag out of her at the very least.

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hmm yes

>>67536969
not animal cruelty??

HAVE THIS THING CALLED ONE KEY RECOVERY ON MY DESKTOP THAT I DID NOT INSTALL

??????????????????

>>67536969
It's because normies actually put their real faces and lives online as part of their desperate search for attention and validation, so when someone insults them it cuts straight to their core.

>>67536993
Say*

Nothing anyone can say to me*

Is the anon selling this jacket still here? How many watchers are there? I want to buy it perhaps and don't want anyone to get it before I do.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182357506964

>>67536966
soz mate was watching I'm A Celeb

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>67536982
Nah. She has tried it on before with me.

I'll give her a bell if I ever get laid off as I hate her husband.

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got the gf one of these for crimbo

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Germans are producing a car literally called The Stormtrooper.

Is anyone keeping an eye on those fuckers?

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ahh yes

New guy at work who is about 5'4". All the women constantly saying stuff like "awww he's adorable" "he's so cute" "i could put him in my pocket" "do you think he's over 5 foot?"

>>67537106
When I went Copenhagen there was a bunch of lads who had a Go Pro and they kept attaching to bottles of Bacardi Breezer and getting strangers to down one on this timelapsed video
Bet it looked brilliant tbf

>>67537129
*drives over a speedbump*

Need a lovey dovey film.

call me argie bargie

>>67537080
my mum brought me karamel sutra

just wondering what you said about it

also did you really finish an entire one in a single sesh?

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this is cute

>>67537129
don't worry about us haha

>>67537229
I'd say crack on with it because if you let it get too cold that chocolate side will go rock solid mate and those hard bits really get in the way
Yeah man, do you not?

Who else here /nofacebook/? Don't have Snapchat or Instagram either, cannot fathom what the point of any of these are

not sure what just happened

tfw no one to cuddle

Heard this was the place to be if I wanted to be a radical alt-rightist.

Give me the skinny chaps where do I begin?

>>67537282
here

well I have snapchat but never use it any more

>>67537303
>Give me the skinny chaps
bit gay

>>67537303

Take your trousers off

>>67537129
but America just elected LITERALLY HITLER

>>67537231
Sorely in need of a sultry theme tune

>>67537303
nah only radical centrists allowed sorry

>>67537271
the core part is amazing

just fantastic

couldn't finish a whole one though, it's just too sweet

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>didn't get an invite to the Rising storm 2 vietnam beta

>>67537303
>find a champagne socialist you like on twitter
>claim her as your waifu

You'll receive the membership card in 4-6 weeks

>>67537381
It is innit, I said that
Never had anything that was "too sweet" for me ngl

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Why can't WHITE BOIS fight?

>>67537282
Here la. Get bullied by girls for it, especially for not having snapchat.

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>with GF
>always on her phone
>always taking stupid fucking selfies
>always taking pictures of her food whenever we eat anything
>always taking candid pics of me which REALLY annoys me and she knows it
>today
>both off work
>decide to spend the day with her
>doing all of the above
>must have told her 15 times to put her fucking phone down
>get back to mine
>pretty mad as her phone got more attention than her BF
>talking to her
>face in her phone
>not hearing a word I'm saying
>poppy....poppy......POPPY!
>still not looking
>walk over
>grab phone
>throw it across the room
>smashes to bits on the wall
>she goes INSANE
>massive argument
>leaves
>mfw looking at her statuses and comments on FB about how much of a cunt I am

HAVE THIS THING CALLED ONE KEY RECOVERY ON MY DESKTOP THAT I DID NOT INSTALL

??????????????????//

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>>67537303
nah fuck off to /britpol/ this is a politically agnostic general

>>67537282
Only have whatsapp.

Social Media is cancerous.

Not much of a plastic paddy as my brothers are, but I wish I did have the Irish accent. People just like an Irish accent these days.

Just matched with a girl called Poppy on Tinder and she's already sent us a bunch of nudes

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>yanks thought they had us beat with DRUMPF
Think again lads, cannot WAIT to live in a country impenetrable by terrorists.

>>67537468
depends what type though

>>67537347
>Hitler
>not Perón

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are bozza

>>67537420
What's the status?

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>>67537468
It doesn't matter really, once you go abroad everyone assumes you're english anyway

Just did a banter and made everyone laugh WAHEY

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might go to lake bled instead of vilnius/riga

>>67537486
Strabane, is that good? It seems more monotone than most of the jollier sounding accents.

why is trap music so good lads

Well lads, I've just had my first fight at the age of 24.

I was walking back from the shop and I heard fast steps behind me and as I turned around some chav cunt grabbed me and tried to pull me to the ground, we sort of grapple for a few seconds before I got free and as he was hunched over I punched him in the face, he stumbled a little, looked up at me then ran off.

Does that count as a fight? I've just got in and I still have a really big adrenaline buzz, it felt so great to hit someone.

>>67537550
FOY this is a grime general

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>>67537420
>>poppy....poppy......POPPY!

was she not wearing one?

>>67537523
i hate you deano for smashing my phone up. cunt.

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>Well lads, I've just had my first fight at the age of 24.

>I was walking back from the shop and I heard fast steps behind me and as I turned around some chav cunt grabbed me and tried to pull me to the ground, we sort of grapple for a few seconds before I got free and as he was hunched over I punched him in the face, he stumbled a little, looked up at me then ran off.

>Does that count as a fight? I've just got in and I still have a really big adrenaline buzz, it felt so great to hit someone.

>>67537534
True enough, I remember being in a hostel in Germany and the Canadians had no idea me and this Aussie girl from different countries.

Just has a very light tussle with some English fruit I didn't like the look of

>>67537552
what was he after

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how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

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what a little legend

>>67537552
I don't know lad but I'm glad you're okay, good job clocking the little cunt.

>>67537420
>>poppy....poppy......POPPY!
the absolute state of that name

was almost certain only dogs got called Poppy anymore

Can I be a non-radical centrist?

Tried to rob some spacker today and he shit and pissed his pants

Looked autistic so I ran off

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>IP Bill passed

you're all fucked now lads

>>67537523
Just general ''my so called BF smashed my phone today for no reason, he's such a piece of shit'' etc etc

Of course everyone is on her side thinking she's such a victim and there are tons of beta cunts talking about how they would never do that to her and would treat her like a princess. Faggots lol

>>67537589
>>67537663
I actually really like her name. Did so before I met her.

>>67537618
When I was in quebec the frogs would get all pissy with me because they assumed I was english. when I told them I was Irish they were suddenly very friendly

>>67537420
Knew a girl named Poppy last time I was in England
In the biblical sense
She said her boyfriend was a bit of a controlling cunt

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>>67537505
>they went with Boris instead of the actual prime minister

Theresa May really is a total afterthought. She'll be gone this time next year

>>67537645
told you not to post this again
6 is still the best

Going to finish my coffee and go to bed, lads.

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Who else /failedGCSEsbecauseofthisshit/

#NotAllCentrists

>>67537616
Don't you date hat me cunt. I'm literally a pro fighter and could knock you out with ease.

>>67537642
Haven't got a clue but I had about £30 in my wallet.

>>67537654
Thank you

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madting

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>i'm gonna get white girl wasted

>>67537700
How dare you harm a fair maiden like that. Do you know what I'd do if I had a girl like that? I'd treat her like the sweet princess she is. Ungrateful bloody brute!

>>67537700
Dump her.

>>67537721
go on the fuck off
*pushes you out of the door and throws your coffee mug at you*

>>67537700
>my so called BF

ah yes
the alleged facebook status about the rumoured bf smashing a so called mobile phone

>>67537473
fuckign hell I really need to stop watching fucked up porn then

I've never seen a teeny be so happy with a messy cumshot a guy just gave her. This young libertine sure enjoyed taking his big firm cock in her mouth and pussy and riding him like a naughty cowgirl. However, nothing pleased her more than watching him blast a huge load of hot white jizm all over her pussy, belly and even her cute titties. What a powerful cumshot!

>>67537721
*pepper sprays you*

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dying

@67537763
shan't be giving you my precious hats

>>67537801
You alright mate? Good to see you. Haven't heard from you in years. How's the kids? The old ball and chain?

Do you think Trump and Putin will actually be best buds?

this is ice cream is way too sweet

only skimmed thru about an inch too

>>67537706
I'm not controlling. I let her do what she wants and go where she wants as I'm not insecure. If she's gonna cheat she's gonna cheat. I'll just leave her

Wish I could just fucking ask girls out and handle rejection.

Been talking to this one for three weeks now and I just can't do it, even though I think that's what she's waiting for.

fat lard of a sister is rubbing her gut with miracle whip

>eating ice cream

The state of you

>>67537846
bet they don't even smoke bud lmao

>>67537829
How cruel

>>67537705
It's something about French Canadians, in university this girl from the Quebec area I was knobbing used to get into weird conversations about how apparently their money has the queen on it and isn't it weird that she comes from French ancestors but has to speak English and that the Queen is their monarch still.

I didn't know what to say, so I just sort of chuckled and said "yeah that is strange".

>>67537473
had enough of this shithole country

poppy is a nice name

put my willy in a girl called poppy twice

>>67537776
>*action posting*
I can feel one of my turns coming on... I can taste blood in my mouth.

>>67537760
We have an overhead line and I swear some cunt reefs on it so hard it snaps at least once a week.

>Trying to buy flight tickets
>Asks for SMS confirmation code at end of purchase
>Text doesn't arrive; website gives me errors when I try again
>Go buy the flight tickets with a different airline
>Receive confirmation email from first airline and they have charged my bank account


My bank can reverse these fuck ups, right?

Will I need evidence or would they reverse the transaction with just my excuse of technical issues?

>>67537910
do you have thin blue eyes?

Smoking poppy lads

>>67537935
>thin
idk what that means
>blue
yes
>eyes
yes

>>67537129
The absolute state of that ground clearance

>>67537864
FUCKING ASK HER YOU WHORE SLUT

When will 4chan let me post emojis?

*wanks my cock HARD*
*banjo string snaps*

Yessssss

>>67537954
just log in and enable it mate :)

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110

Get in here boys

karjakin is just playing for a draw in every single game from the start

literally why

>>67537761
>Getting confused by "white girl wasted"
This is /brit/, you've surely seen the pictures of pissed white girls falling over in the street branded as 'slags'.

>>67537949
thought so

>>67538014
pls explain

*cuts your life into pieces*

I remember I used to have absolutely SICK tank battles with d lads in secondary

We'd even name our tanks after countries and recreate past wars

>tfw walking around the day after deadlifting

Better feel than this? Doesn't exist. ;^)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37924448

In 1979 West Bromwich Albion were looking for an idea for a benefit match for one of their longest serving players, Len Cantello. Somebody, we don't know who, came up with the idea of a match pitting black players against white players. Yes, really: blacks v whites, writes Adrian Chiles.

having some tomato soup courtesy of the neighbours

>>67537420
I don't understand how anyone could cope with someone like this. Why would you get in a relationship with someone like that knowingly? It's the most runt trait a girl can have

>>67538049
>dead lift

Sick fuck. Grave robbing is immoral

>>67538020
doxxed u

>>67538049
Yeah I hit the ole lifty lofty hard yesterday and my traps and Arse feel SO tense. It's great walking up stairs, just need a good bumming now.

>>67538055
BLOODY FUCKING RACISTS

>>67538080
horsham

>>67538049
Being balls deep in the missus

>>67537953
NO

WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO

reminder that the paternal line of the royal family was known as the Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburgs much more recently than the Trumps were called Drumpf

Is this the err...*leafs through the FT*...Four Chan? What happens here then?

>>67538055
>>67538090
>Cyrille Regis, Brendon Batson and Laurie Cunningham were our magnificent trio of black players, dubbed - again not in the best possible taste - The Three Degrees. They remember the game with pride and great fondness. Batson recalls no controversy.
>"Nobody ever rang us up and said, 'Do you realise the implication?' Nothing at all. It was fun. In that dressing room it was just great fun."
>And all the black players I've spoken to about that day talk with feeling about that dressing room. Don't forget, all their lives they'd been outnumbered. Now, for one match only, they had a room of their own.

reminder that blacks hate pc culture

>>67538049
Pissing after a wank.

time for round 2 in the homemade fleshlight

>>67537824
y?:(

>>67538126
hacking

>>67538126
Pssh kid, this website ain't easy to stumble across. Did lil jacksy send ya hear? Tell him I hope he's well.

okay that's enuff ice cream i think

having some hobnobs courtesy of the neighbours

>>67538126
We discuss events and actions that invoke thoughts and emotions, often accompanying said posts with images.

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oy oooooooooooyyyyy

frankly guns are scary. Terrifying. Just thinking about it--just typing this sentence is making me shake. It's making my stomach turn. I hate guns and I hate everyone who use guns except for marginalized PoC who don't see any other way through their lives except through violence. But, because those dumb fucking apes turned out for Clinton AND IGNORED MY FUCKING PHONEBANKING,

>>67538049

sitting on a warm japanese toilet seat on a cold tokyo morning

>>67538142
Wanking and pissing stings for me cause I have a urinary tract infection, when I wank and piss after my cock feels like acid is being poured down my urethra

>>67538110
THEN YOU SUCK IT UP AND MOVE ON YOU CUNT
LIL BITCH BOI

Come and join the fun
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110

>>67538185
>eating his neighbour's hobnob
The state of this lad

any anime grime man in

>>67538098
that's fleeting though, dead-lift doms last all day or more.

>>67538192
the UCSB alum is the most intriguing thing there

>>67538236
Fuck off

Night, lads.

>>67538192
hmm

>>67538222
Nah I just like her a lot and want to be friends

>>67538261
sleep tight soldier

Who wants to give me a good bumming? Was lifting big weights yesterday (200KG DL) and my Arse is SO fucking tense? Anyone want to pound it? Then I can pound yours after?

It'll be a bit of fun

having some milk courtesy of the fridge

>>67538261
goodnight ulster

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>>67537929
Blease respond

TLDR; Trying to buy plane tickets, website says payment failed, airline still charges bank account, can I get it reversed or have I lost £50?

>>67538261
Fuck off

Is Question Time set to be a good one? Or should i just do a sleep in bed?

>>67538274
bit gay lad

whippin in my gaff, the pyrex come in handy

>deadlifts
>Still alive
Hmmm

>>67538274
Haha no homo right

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asked the fwb to bring me a parcel of food round because I'm too lazy to cook (sex was also implied) and she sent me back six links to recipe websites

she's gonna get it

thank fuck the estonian nonce is gone
pray he never wakes up

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someone unfollowed tim since I posted that screenshot of his followers it's now 103

>>67538285
>£50
Innit that like a year's wage for you?

>>67538285
Fuck off you mug, could not care less

>>67538308
You a homophobe? I'll KO you and fuck your Canadian lead Arse raw

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>go to mates earlier
>have ONE beer and smoke some weed
>driving home
>get stopped by coppers
>they say I was ''acting suspiciously''
>make me do a breath test
>pass it
>they say they can smell weed
>say they have to search my car
>stand there with a massive shit eating grin the whole time
>find nothing
>have licence, MOT, tax and insurance
>have nothing on me
>have to let me go

>>67538285
Ask the bank you terminal wally.

>>67538350
Wanker

>>67538343
realised how easy it would be to dox me

I think chesh died :'(

>>67538192
https://twitter.com/bishayuk

is tim into traps?

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>>67538321
t.

>do lunge
>still bregfast :DD :D :D :--DD

>>67538347
Nah, maybe in a sweatshop in Bangladesh where your family are from, but not Europe mate


>>67538350
Nobody forced you to read my post you paki cunt

>>67538378
I have a copy of his followers list from before
now to work out who's gone
you're doxxed sunshine

yEAH LADS, its 22:33.... thats the best time of the day... because its when i go MENTAL!!!! *SLAPS MYSELF SILLY* WAGAWAGAWAGAWOOWOOOOOOOOOO

>>67538372
>Being this irresponsible
Drive into the ocean next time before you kill someone pls.

>Smash my bollocks with a meat tenderiser while listening to papa roach just to feel something
>Mind shatters but bollocks still completely intact after 20+ good smacks

Haha couldn't make this shite up

Literally one of the biggest sports events of the year here is a league game between a dream team and a team of indigenous players

>>67538407
jog on wasteman

>>67538285
Will probably happen automatically, did for me before. Is the transaction on your account or the money just gone?

Got myself a beer lads

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>>67538442
>its 22:33

>>67538407
Utter bellend

Going to keep insulting you to keep you up and not let you sleep haha

any /fit/ lads here

>>67538488
courtesy of?

>>67538506
Singha

I like daft Asian beers. Best one is Kingfisher, especially with a curry

>>67538500
Stupid cunt aren't you

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>>67538502

>>67538502
gonna chef you in the mouth dickhead

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>>67538505
yeh

pic is me

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Aren't you glad the Muhammad Ali of the 21st century is a white man?

>>67538505
used to go to /fit/

go to the gym 4 times a week but wouldn't say i'm fit, even now

*dangles bollocks between clamp*
*Begins tightening*
Ahhhhhhh yes lads much better

On the bus

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is this the comfiest train in production?

>>67538554
me in 8 hours

>>67538554
Where you sitting? x

having a shit

>>67538554
Runt life

Listening to trance

snitches get stitches

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>put £40 (about $50) on my pokerstars account
>went up to $55
>now down to $25 after the most horrendous bullshit run ever

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>67538505
Yep, that's me yesterday

Listening to King Krule

>>67538543
me nan is taller and packing a stronger core

Reet lads

We watching question time soon?

>>67538610
Prick like you deserved it

Hope you lose the lot

>>67538610
ya win some, ya lose some

*covers your opera records in bubblegum*

>>67538624
ah yes

music for nandos haircuts in 2013

>>67538634
who is on

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will his story be told in hundreds of years to come

How would you describe /brit/ to the uninitiated?

Seeya. Wouldnt'wa tnna Beeyea

>>67538439
>Czech Republic
Fuck, my bad. I thought you were fucking Chile.
Steady on then, lad.

>>67538655
Christ only knows

Some right tossers probably

>>67537824
resurrecting

>>67538660
100 university aged observational comedians on 100 electronic devices

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>>67538505
Another pic of me recently. Do you need any advice?

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using the old apple devices lads

it just werks

>>67538660
a microcommunity full of weird meta-jokes, autists, hostile armchair politicians and degenerates inside a larger community of outcasts, shills, autists and weeaboos

feel like running up on man with a skeng

>>67538660
>You know those dregs who never talk in public but you nevertheless somehow suspect of voting for UKIP?

>>67538736
yeah i do but none of these are actually you :<

>>67538736
yeah where can i get the best deal on some steal wool to scrub your horrific visage from my retinas

I need to overwrite my HDD

What's the name of the program that does this?

>>67538736
FOP

>>67538736
tiny chest and nonexistent traps

curl runt

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>tfw no princess Margaret gf

>>67538763
retinae*

the smiths are one of the best bands ever

>>67538750
*pulls up on you in a 4x4 with a 44*

>>67538769
DBAN, Darik's Boot And Nuke.
http://www.dban.org/

67538769
67538769
67538769
this is poleaboo
do not respond

>>67538790
let me guess you're aged 16-20 and haven't been listening to them for that long

>>67538746
Do you think people here are more intelligent than they appear?

Or more stupid?

>>67538790
Actual gayboy detected

>>67538795
*five, busts my gun and you nah stay alive*

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>Have Irish mother
>Have polish father
>Born in a military base in Cyprus
>Pretend to be a manic
>Live and raise your children in California
>"""""British"""""""

>>67538769
nvm, actually it will do the job

>>67538803
Thanks but from experience the pigs won't go that far

>>67538790
*Oasis

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Hello boys

>>67538786
landlords are scum

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me and the old gf

>>67538780
*steel

>>67538624
>>67538653
He was alright on that one Ratking song 2bh

>>67538790
>who are roll deep

https://youtu.be/GCKqf-BCLWs

>>67538821
im much more intelligent than i let on
you think id make such a schoolboy error as "retinas" in the real world? no, i'd school you on the intricacies of the language and then some

>>67538821
More stupid than they/we think but more intelligent than we appear

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>>67538818
No, this is "ribena"

>>67538861
Where did this pic of Sara come from, what a slag

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Listening to a bit of ABBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE

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>>67538894
no this is ribena

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>>67538777
That's a bad angle. I can bench 110kg, my chest is definitely not lagging.

literally seethe with anger when i see a man who does not match his belt and shoes

>>67538842
DBAN is literally the basics lad, "pigs won't go that far" is magnetizing your HDD.

>>67538821
i'm 6'2" and built like a cement mixer, are you implying that i'm dumb?

*headbutts you*

>>67538821
I don't understand the question.

67538894
this is amer hussain, and hes ban evading
what say you we teach him a thing or two about following the rules? what say you?

>>67538786
That's not even close to the truth. It's more like
>EU: Well, this is it. We've got to prove that we can set a good example to the rest of the world now
>UK: Sod that, I was just pretending that the EU was a miniature 2nd British Empire. You're on your own.

I wonder what it's like falling asleep with a woman you love in your arms.

>>67538543
he is 5'7

>>67538950
you're asking the wrong people

>>67538950
Wish I knew

>>67538929
The last two times they didn't even check my laptop/tablet at all

>>67538942
Very Reddit post

>>67538922
you're definitely a curltard, your arms are WAY out of proportion

congratulations on the haircut adding 3 inches to your height too, must suck being 5'5"

>>67538922
absolute RUNT arms all around

trapping aint dead

>>67538950
fell asleep with a pussy in my arms before

felt pretty good

>>67538992
Is this because you refuse to buy a TV license?

>>67538997
I wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

If I watch porn, am I 'cheating' on the gf?

>>67538950
>>67538986
wanna find out? x

just picked my cat up and what did i do? throw him headfirst out of the window? dash his brains against the wall? break all his legs one by one and rip his tail off?

no, i gave him a good affectionate cuddle and now he's falling asleep on my lap purring

im a good person you see

https://youtu.be/ERKKp3HJJe4
>can white people say 'wahgwarn'
ahh yes, the bbc black british week

gonna leave you autists to it then

night night x

>>67539056
Good lad

>>67539032
nah, for "stalking" aka saying mean things on /r9k/

>>67539056
THIS IS BUCKS

DO NOT REPLY

>>67539076
wagie wagie

>>67539056
hi josie it's me again x

josephine hearn licks FANNIES!!!!!! hahaha

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>>67539005
>I am jelous of your physique: the post

on the xanax

>>67539130
wagwan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco

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which one of you was this

The Investigatory Powers Bill was passed today in the House of Lords.

Nobody care?