/brit/

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lads

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me and the lads

lal

aussies are fckn gay

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Me out in front

Would you lads support standing sections for the footy?

>>67534101
I want a /brit/ birthday card too

>>67534149
Watched a show called Blue Mountain State and I've never wanted to be a chad college footballer in America more than after that.

lul

>>67534149
imagine how much pussy they get

mental

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>Henry Kissinger as Trump's Sec of State

When will /pol/ accept they have been swindled

>>67534176
Nobody gave the rest of them a knife so of course they're behind

>>67534177
not until we can drink and smoke on them again

>>67534123
my first kiss was at a new years party when i was 18

lipsed her for like 10 minutes once midnight hit then lipsed her mate like 15 minutes later and walked home

>>67534149
The so called chads

Joked saying a girls dress would look good on my bedroom floor when she asked on snapchat how it looked and said that could be considered sexual assault

What a joke

classic memes I miss: silli billi

I see /imaceleb/ has died a death

>>67534243
ur willi is silli

>>67534210
2020

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me and the lads

>>67534228
Is drinking in the stadiums banned too?

what time is in it ausgaylia?

>>67534210
Only retards actually thought he was going to make the country a haven for whites and be completely non-jewish

In reality he's just going to be a president sightly out of the norm with watered-down nationalist policies put into action

Why are white americans so trashy ?

at least AAs were being aspirational when they voted for middle class the obamas.

white people just want to revel in their culture of monster trucks, wrestlemania and miss america pageants

>>67534260
is it not on or is it shit?

>>67534237
she's right you disgusting rapist

yes hello

how unsettling it would be to read an author like Céline in any other language than French
feel sorry for the ones buying a translated version. it's just no the same thing

>>67534230
>>67534161
Cheers lads this made me feel better

Wasn't going to say this but I did actually speak to her, I said "that was my first kiss, how was it?"

>>67534237
fucking rapist scum i hope she reports you for rape

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me n the gf

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/bringus/

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>>67534129
very nice insignia, lad.

>>67534292
willy in bummy time

>>67534210
>Henry Kissinger as Sec of State

just had an orgasm over the thought

>>67534149
>dude you just gotta try harder bro!!!

>>67534176
>leaving the knife behind

Symbolic desu

really realy realy realy reay realy relay relay realy aera arlyealy realy araey area ealra eylaer aeltr ealar eatlyea tlaemy e;r rea; ra;e a;r ;aet ;a ;;ll lyerea lea ylreawly elaw elay elay ela ley eal aely ealy ley lea ylae ylea lae yel eaela aley ale aelt aelta eltla raellyy realy eraly realy really hungry lads

>>67534312
>no
WAN EH US

>>67534282
there are designated drinking areas

basically a small section by the beer stand crowded with alcoholics and you can't move

>>67534305
Well it's on but there is no general

Shiggy lads

Two thick cunts were caught playing noughts and crosses on one of the cadavers in dissection with a scalpel

Official investigation under way, police called and everything

fucking police state
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3941798/Wealthy-couple-built-secret-cottage-country-estate-lived-EIGHT-YEARS-ordered-tear-council-officers-hidden-TREES.html

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>>67534318
>that was my first kiss, how was it

absolute spastic ahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZjSHG6tBY

this is an essential element of british culture

>>67534330
hot

>>67534177
yeah safe standing would be a lot safer than now where everyone stands up for the whole game anyway and you get bruised shins
>>67534282
you can't bring it to your seat

>>67534186
good show 2bh

I watched the spin-off film that they made though and it was absolutely awful

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>>67532891

mfw got a conditional pass at army selection and now i have to spend the next 10 weeks waiting an appointment at the hospital to sort out a silly medical thing. Its literally over nothing and i got 8.34 on my run for fuck sake.

>>67534357
Sounds pretty lame

Are you sold overpriced piss like we are?

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emperor

>>67534389
Quintessentially British, one might say.

Who else slaps their housemates asses as a greeting?

>>67534210
>Kissinger

Was actually a good jew, even Nixon said it and he was a rabid anti-semite

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work tomorrow

>>67534177
Nah I won't stand for it

>>67534389
absolute belter of a choon gask

>>67534421
yeah it's about £5 a pint and its 1/3 water

eaten like an absolute pig this week.

had about 3 take aways and 2 donuts

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>>67534438
>other people

>>67534467
>donut
foy

>>67534375
she said it was good and then she kissed me again so fuck you

>>67534318
Hahahahaha you absolute melt

might go get that icecream

https://twitter.com/bigkev125/status/799351929725980673

why wont rosy thank us for our fucking card lads

pretty rude if you ask me

>>67534442
half day tomorrow

*rips your head off*
*sucks your guts out*

might put on music extra loudly to piss off the cunt that complained about me to my landl*rd

>>67534439
I thought Kissinger was responsible for the massive secret bombing campaign on Laos when the US wasn't even at war with it?

Something like more than all the bombs dropped in WW2 were dropped on Laos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxa2yxdW6UM

You're a fat fuck if you eat ice cream

Number 1 way to tell if someone is unhealthy

>>67534520
she's probably out having a revolution in a bog at the moment mate

>what.cd taken down
more content for the 'seek >:)

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>be me at work today
>receive call from colleague needing help with email
>bring up his details, company photo shows he is a man in his 30s with long hair and beard
>looks like Jesus - point this out to my co-workers for their amusement
>start mocking him like- "Sorted your problem mate, now get back on the cross"
>laughter. The lads join in like "glad to see he's risen again", "tell him, great trick with the loaves and fishes","tell him we've nailed his problem", "I thought that fucker was omniscient?" etc
>this goes on for two or three minutes solid
>realise he's on the line and I haven't muted the call

>>67534300
that's fake idiot. his SoS will likely be guiliani

>>67534484
that's the brand

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Just met skeppy on the 7th astral plane

>>67534371
>police called and everything
Why? I dropped out, but my first year of medicine we had a girl who just sliced through to the bone and made about a 10 inch laceration of a cadaver we were practicing subcutaneous incisions on

Have you beheaded one yet or got out the bonesaw?

>>67534520
>us
>our
dont drop this noncery on my doorstep matey boy

>>67534543
You sound fun

I'll be staying in London for the weekend and was wondering if there's any /g/ related sales going on there you guys could tell me about? Even after shipping amazon.co.uk has better prices than local stores, but the more i can save the better, since i'm a stingy jew.

>downloading things to your pc
jesus christ is it 2008?

>>67534551
yeah and girls aren't checking social media on their phones every 0.00001 seconds

yeah ok m8

>>67534539
>toasting gooks

who cares?

>>67534543
i'm underweight according to my bmi

>>67534589
not in clubs no

>>67534524
WHEEHW
ttttttttttttt
*looks at provocative images of swedish meatballs*

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>>67534520
>mfw we all get v&

>>67534177
Already got it at Celtic park

>>67534539
Outrageous banter

someone sing 'hey mama' by BEP on a vocaroo

>>67534539
they only bombed jungle where the VC had a massive stronghold

the stupid part was they had troops 1-2 miles from a massive vc base but because of political pressure back home Nixon pulled them back

>>67534539
It was in American interests though, you can't destroy a guerilla campaign if it has a safe haven. First rule of fighting an asymmetric opponent.

>>67534556
didnt read

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Good Samaritan my arse. Only reason he didn't take it was because it was inside a supermarket which undoubtedly had roof cameras on every aisle.

The guy was in his local supermarket and knew that if he walked with the bag he'd be on camera and wanted by the police for grand theft. It would be trivial for the police to go through the old CCTV, match his face to a previous time he'd been in the supermarket then pull the till records and track him via his debit card details.

The guy was just switched on and knew it wasn't a free lunch. Totally different story if she'd left it on a park bench out in the fresh air, unwatched.

t. expert detective

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SfZZlpfaN0

>>67534622
based lawwell

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>>67534520
Last tweet 7h ago, give her chance

What kind of hobbies does /britfeel/ have?

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>>67534586
ahh yes come here and spend your yuro monies

>>67534656
definitely not the first rule of asymmetric warfare lad, probably in the 7-9 spot

>yesterday night got pretty drunk by myself also had a few comfy spiffs.
>play league of legend/ os runescpe all night on laptop in bed on top of my fucking balls.
>laptop overheating as blanket cover air vents
>laptop hotter than the surface of the sun, cooking my balls pretty uncomfortable
>too lazy to play on desk
>fast forward today ring escort fuck her for 45 mins with condom and bussed a nut
>cum is red af panic a littlaf
>escort thought it was her, then noticed the ketchup looking goo was me
worried that my balls are prolly dead i dont know what to do. should i see a doctor??

>>67534520
Mate she has desperate wankers literally paying her hundreds of pounds for her attention, she's not going to give you any for that pile of shite

>>67534524
*sticks out penis*

Thanks

>>67534520
absolute fucking cancer

Just bought Planet Coaster lads

>>67534669
Why was she carrying 3k around anyway

>>67534669
Not a single pixel

>>67534718
fuck off kyle

>>67534669
that's a small trolley

>>67534718
You're fucked man

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>>67534699
But where?

>>67534750
to "pay her son's accommodation fees" aka she just got off a long job and was taking the 'band out to celebrate

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>feeling sad
>suddenly remember trump got elected president

>>67534656
The Commonwealth managed it in the Malaya Crisis without restoring to mass bombings or Napalm

Turns out Brits and Aussies are better at jungle warfare (the trick is to not really engage them and just force mass population changes)

>>67534718
>should I see a doctor
no ask /brit/ for advice instead

Used to start political fights on Twitter despite not knowing anything about politics

>>67534622
I saw that
Looks pretty fancy with the individual seats and railings

>>67534777
dutch off license

If you're not centre-right, fuck off

>>67534701
read it again lad, didn't say anything about asymmetric warfare, I said fighting an asymmetric opponent.

Guerilla forces win EVERY time if they have a safe haven. Happened with ISIS taking over half of Iraq when they had a safe haven in Syria, happened with the Vietcong because of North Vietnam and Cambodia/Laos.

It's why Srebrenica happened, it's why Assad doesn't want safe havens for civilians in Syria.

>>67534571
Desecration of bodies m8

Human Tissue Act is serious stuff

You get kicked out of our med school if you're caught taking photos of the cadavers

>>67534841
>comparing that to soviet backed and supplied gookniggers
just stop lad

>>67534875
I am though

>>67534862
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

>>67534875
you seem to have misspelled centre-left

>>67534893
>in a war
>with an asymmetric opponent
hmmm...

>>67534610
let me tell you a little story
now this is a story all about this young boy that lived in philly right?
and he was the prettiest little boy you ever seen in your life
and right next to him lived this filthy mcrotten dude
and he wanted his body right?
so one day the dude was about to get it on right?
the young boy said "no, you can be my boyfriend"
so the nasty dude snatch off into his ass and came out his dick
and do you know why?

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Broke my nowank on the 14th day lads.

Woke up in the middle of the night, was bored and pretty horny, and I couldn't foresee reaching my one month target.

Not much regret, I'm still proud of myself for what was an effortless 2 weeks. Had morning wood numerous times and didn't come close to breaking.

Wanking rehab has changed my life. I see myself differently. I see women differently. Let's hope that this experience leads to a cleaner, wankstinent future.

>>67534893
except for the ira
truly the best of the best

Why are brits always the best at everything we try?

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>Wanking rehab has changed my life. I see myself differently. I see women differently

>>67534841
They didn't have a safe haven though you spaz, you've proved my point.

>>67534940
twoheadedahooheadedahooheadeda

>>67534849
Social media can be really politically divisive. Browse some of the shit people say and I can understand why some go towards the alt-right

going to clean my teeth

Has Panhead told Rosey hbd?

The missus https://youtu.be/2mKIUqFOCgc

>>67534906
Good boy

>>67534939
centre left are too naive

>>67534940
Is this how that Bruce Springsteen song about AIDS starts?

>>67534942
i just caved on day 3 lad

gonna start again. how do i keep going?

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anyone else watch the chess world championship with jerry on twitch

>>67535027
do mine while ur at it

reminder that most of these edgelord rorkes could find an accurate summary of the entirity of their political views in itv news facebook comments

>>67534849
i used to start fights about football all the time by tweeting large fan accounts and when they retweeted me their followers would joinin

heh.. sheep

>>67535101
open wide

odds ice cream

evens grapes

>>67535027
good boy. remember to clean twice a day

>>67534898
Was more the Chinese involvement in Vietnam, but it was a stupid fucking war anyway

The yanks tried to do the same as the Comonwealth did (force population into urban areas) but did it terribly. They used Agent Orange to destroy crops so they'd control food supply, but all it did was turn Saigon and other cities into giant slums as there was no actual provision for the increased population - that bred resentment and the resentment fueled further recruitment for the VC.

In the Malayan Crisis the villagers were told to move to 'secure villages', and while they resented it at first it actually ended up massively popular 'cause the secure villages had electricity, running water and better construction

>>67534895
Where? I went to Edinburgh (now at LSE), never had anything like that happen

Although I guess xs and os is a bit different than a stupid mistake lel

Are you in first year?

Social democrat with laissez-faire tendencies here, AMA

>>67535083
haha remember when i wasted your time when you played me

>>67535122
dubs, both

>>67535061
no they're not
anything not prefixed with a centre is too naive

>>67534571
>I dropped out

Why la?

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I'm SO fucking done with these anti-irish jokes. They are LITERALLY your neighbors and you treat them like they're space aliens.
1) They are pale and get skin cancer after being in the sun for 5 minutes JUST LIKE YOU
2) They drink alot JUST LIKE YOU
3) They have poverty-tier tiny houses JUST LIKE YOU
It is time to end this RETARDED bigotry amongst brits and just accept that the Irish are literally just you, only a few dozen miles away. IGNORANCE is DISGUSTING and I'm SICK of SEEING it EVERYWHERE on THIS board.

>>67534875
tfw a centrist but right wing on non-EU immigration (euros are fine for the most part, nigs and muzzies are not)

guess I'm centre right, but a little more left leaning on welfare stuff (disabled etc.)

>>67535122
dubs, grape ice cream

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>>67535083
fisher was fucking based

>>67535152
yeah
>>67535157
no

>>67535119
how dare you invade my personal space

>>67534942
Longest I have ever gone without wanking since I started wanking at age 12, was two weeks.
I jacked off in the forest and jizzed on a tree that was at least 2 meters away. Took me a minute too lol

>>67535144
Mass surveillance, is it really the end of our freedoms or has that always been an illusion?

getting the gf and the bit on the side the same lingerie from ann summers for christmas

Just read this book. I'm so woke right now

>>67535168
Didn't want to do it anymore (after 3 years)

Was something my parents kinda pushed me into, I went along thinking I'd be making big bucks lel

Now studying finance though, so it's all good

Had a few beers and wanna be sociable, what video game should i play?

got called rasheed in oddbins when I went to checkout with a bottle of coke

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>>67535162
>anything not prefixed with a centre is too naive

>dude i just want a free market meritocracy with a strong welfare state reserved exclusively for native english people
ah yes.. the "i don't understand basic economics or politics" starter pack

>>67535184
the jew comments came out when he literally lost his mind lad.

remember the chess player not the raving loony

>>67535134
They also revered their ancestors and being told to move away from their carefully maintained burial grounds and leave it to degrade was like being told to burn down your local church.

>>67535238
Second Life? Is that still a thing?

got called racist in parliament lads

>>67535276
>yes, good goy, he want insane!

fuck off he was right about literally everything he said

>>67534939
Eh, they're not too bad, but their stupid idea of multiculturalism was completely moronic and reckless

>>67534101
the poster who signed his name as Zac is not in fact Zac.
I know this as I am the true Zac

odds: have diner
evens: stay in bed
0: have a go at the raucous normans outside and tell them its a weekday

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>>67535174

Except for the pale part this sounds like Mexico, you benders even call them aliens lmaoing desu

>>67535138
Sorry mane, not mentioning in case I get doxxed but I think there's a couple of medical students on /brit/ anyway. I'm not the guy at Cambridge.

I think it's just 'cause it was really disrespectful rather than any material damage - people fuck up all the time.

Nah, I'm in second year but it was a first year that did that.

>>67535320
Vocaroo that shit nigga

Got into the habit of sticking cig filters into my belly button hole

Come out yellow and sticky and absolutely reeking

reckon i'm rotting inside

>>67535320
>0: have a go at the raucous normans outside and tell them its a weekday
aha

>>67535305
bored bastard

got called a spanner in homebase lads

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>>67535320
0 is even though
go fuck up some normans anyways x

halifax in captcha

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>>67535320

>>67535314
what do you mean by multiculturalism?

anyone remember the 'bastard stole it' gimmick?

>>67535081
just dont wank your willy mate

Got called a jerk off in home depot dudes

>>67535081
There's not much advice I can give you besides simply eliminating all thoughts of wanking, staying off 4chan and going to a library or cafe to study.

It's entirely a frame of mind that you pick up from being around normies.

I think to myself: Normies don't masturbate. I want to be more like a normie. If I wank I'm going to feel like a pathetic abnormie loser.

And stop putting women on a pedestal. I don't view or treat women any differently to men. Only betas do that.

who the fuck was lucy kites

>>67535343
good post

>>67535174
>tiny houses
false
we hae decent houses (i live in ireland but my mobile internet gives me an english ip)

what's it like to run your hand through a girl's pubic hair?

>>67534942
Trying to get back on the wagon but keep either breaking after a week or getting high and deciding fuck it.

It's always to Czech stuff as well

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>>67535343

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>>67534875

However, official statistics showed that EU and non-EU mass immigration, together with asylum seeker applications, all increased substantially during Cameron's term in office

>>67535176
>(euros are fine for the most part, nigs and muzzies are not)

umm... white nationalist much???

>>67535422
want to try luv x

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Brain needs to cool off after reading this

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>>67535422
>ywn know

>>67535176
>but right wing on non-EU immigration
Understandable, though. They're far easier to integrate. The polish immigrant's children will be fully integrated Brits, however the third generation non-white will always feel like an outsider to themselves and others.

pass lads meet me at >>>/vip/ for a VERY important meeting

>>67535236
Fair enough lad, similar situation.

Never really had any calling for medicine, just got good grades in school and when the time rolled around to apply to uni I reckoned I'd go for that.

Considered dropping out a lot over Summer - I failed my OSCEs and I'm having to resit the year.

>>67535489
Who's Brian?

>>67535218
If we're talking CCTV, it's understandable that the temptation for business owners and local governments is to protect property by installing systems that have become more comprehensive and affordable as time has progressed. This needs to be tempered by rules that restrict how that footage is used.
If we're talking about your interwebs going through Pine Gap, to some degree your freedoms is an illusion because the use of a single protocol and institutional ISPs create a great temptation for counterintelligence and noncehunters. The sensible thing is to maintain a oversight framework that means that society in general knows what's being done with their info.

>ignores/actively dislikes people with dark skin
>complains when other skin colours don't integrate
hmmmm...

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>dem /alco/ threads on /ck/

genuinely can't tell if I'm being trolled reading some of the shit posted on them
dunno how half of them even manage to function as human beings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfefPEdjyU dj screw hours get turnt

>>67535373
Trying to create a society where immigrants are encouraged to retain their original country's culture. It's divisive. Even Trevor Philips called it an utter failure

>>67535590
>>dem
alri niggerlad

Is there anything more delicious than goat cheese

unironically black

>>67535469
>Trump
>Centre-right

>>67535637
ah right yea you''re right 2bh. not a fan at all, think new labour screwed the pooch on not bothering to integrate schools and sheeit

might buy a macbook

Plans for tomorrow:
>do my wageslavery until 18:00
>pick up some alcohol on the way home
>get drunk and fall asleep in front of the computer

>>67535690
numale cuck I see

>>67535469
quite ironically i bet this post was made by a rtedditor

>>67535706
living the dream

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miss me yet?

>>67535741
edgy

>>67535741
alright fine i wont

>>67535637
This, had m8s at school who were second generation, sound as fuck and well integrated.

At one of the other schools there were guys whose mums would wear burqas and had virtually no English.

>>67535583
That sounds pretty reasonable tbqh, it would be a right pisser if they one day announce they've always considered 4chan to be an illegal site and everyone who has accessed it is now considered a criminal.

>>67535759
reddit

>>67535758
you're still president XDDD

Actually creasing at this video lads

State of these two absolute runts https://youtu.be/h5X_5v08xCk

>>67535706
got 2 weeks off holiday hehehe

going to be wanking lots

got a brew on the go

>>67535781
edgy

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>>67535174

Literally copied this, changed irish to mexican, Brit to american and posted it on /cum/.
Easiest (you)s ive ever got

>>67535784
FOY

>>67534101
>birthday celebrations
Oi Brit today's me marms birthday, how do I go about making her a lovely chips butty?

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what did they mean by this

>>67535793
t. Mr Allen

>>67535828
there are no (You)s to get on /cum/ because nobody posts there

was arguing about books with some bloke on a french forum and he told me that if I kept bothering him with my sophist posts he would fuck me up in real life then sent me his adress and tried to arrange a fight
some people are really weird

>>67535174
Does anyone actually hate the Irish anymore?

Other than Ulstermen and Rangers supporters at least

>>67535828
What actually is /cum/?

>>67535236
>>67535563
>Not doing dentistry

Heh..

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Step one: Pay absolutely no interest

we should all make skypes and watch each other wank hahaha

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sun & moon lads

>>67535912

Canada, USA and Mexican. Basically the north American general

>>67535910
are you going to his place then

Just watched some bloke called Milo Yiannopoulos on the CH4 news from earlier.

Quite possibly the most obnoxious moron on the planet. What were channel 4 thinking, who is this guy

>>67535953
fuck off poleaboo

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>>67535912
The australians do, everyone I know who went there said they're cunts to us

was arguing about dicks with some bear on grindr and he told me that if I kept bothering him with my bent posts he would fuck me then sent me his address and tried to arrange a shag
some people are really weird

>go downstairs for something
>get distracted
>come back upstairs
>sit down
>get comfy
>realise I forgot what I initially went down for

Fucking hate this.

This new ejuice doesn't hurt my throat if I french inhale but I feel like even more of a poof

>>67535948
>5'10" vs 6'2"

>>67535678
Mandem

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>>67535985
nah m8 you're wrong

>>67535948

bet the cunt on the right voted for Brexit. He looks the type.

>>67535996
Blame doorways. 25% chance to forget whatever you're thinking when you walk through one, you're rolling the dice m8.

logged back into my normie book which I haven't used since the high school days

Accidentally liked some girls post about a transvestite and only just realised now. It has been 5 hours

doing a post lads

>>67535990
Are we? Never noticed
Also tbf, we're cunts to everyone

big man ting

>>67535970
hell no he's literally built like a brick shithouse dont want to catch these hands

>>67535990
>Irish Australian
>Up to 30% of the population
>Ned Kelly's their big folk hero
>Hate Irish

don't know why I'm doing this fast track meme/ it's for high powered executive types. spose it's kind of fun as a game unless i somehow meme my way through to the skype call

>>67535863
How to make chip sandwiches, Australian style.
1. Go to local vietnamese bakery, get tank loaf
2. Go to local bottleshop, get six pack
3. Go to local fish and chips (DO NOT GO TO ANY PLACE THAT PUTS ITS CHIPS IN A BAIN-MARIE) and order minimum chips with chicken salt
4. Return home, remove dairy spread and tomato sauce from fridge
5. Combine sliced tank loaf, dairy spread, chips, tomato sauce and beer

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Britain has passed the 'most extreme surveillance law ever passed in a democracy'

The law forces UK internet providers to store browsing histories -- including domains visited -- for one year, in case of police investigations.

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Have had nightmares every single night for the last week lads

Had ones about my brother and father raping me, ones about me going mad and abusing children, along with depressing ones about having a gf who then disappears in front of my eyes

Wondering what fresh horrors my minds has in store for me tonight tbqh

might circumcise myself

>>67535996
I get those problems

When I'm in the shower I can never remember if I've used shampoo or shower gel so I end up doing it 3 or 4 times.

Irish men are sad cunts so no wonder they'd get blown the fuck out by aussie banter.

>>67536069
this is why i removed all my doorways. never forget anything anymore

>>67536124
something to hide, eh lad!?

might poo myself

>>67536112
>>67536090
I'm just repeating what I've been told, never been there myself

might circumcise a yank with my teeth

>tfw gottta stay in my flat at the weekend for the first time in months because i have no cash

>>67536124
Fortunately my Gibraltar based VPN will save me, r-r-right?

do you know the difference between legal and lawful?

>>67535974
le right wing gay man

>>67536073
Seriously how do I recover?

>>67536124
> zdnet
>yro.slashdot.
> reddit
> abovetopsecret
> hackbusters
> newsweek
> ycombinator

tell me when it's on BBC or any other reputable source

>>67536112
FOT (fuck off taig)

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>>67536140
Last time I bantered a canadian he started crying

>brothers GF openly admitted she fancies me in front of my brother
>have no interest in her

This is a pretty shitty thing to do, right? Or does it not really matter as long as she doesn't try to do anything about it.

Pretty sure she would let me fuck her if given the chance tho. Fucking cunts man

>>67535877
MR Allen is just a name

>>67536232
FOT

Been fasting all day lads. Feel tired and hungry but somehow got a new personal best at the gym. Body works in weird ways.

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>>67536124

I use my neighbour's wifi anyway haha

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Gf just came back from London

>>67536233
he probably thinks shes just joking, or maybe she is, who knows, cunts mate

>>67534186
same

>>67536233

Pretty shitty thing for her to do Gav

gf shit herself in the pub

Will not be able to contain my erection when my internet history is read aloud in court

Might let out a bit of precum if I start thinking about the burly policemen rogering me to buggery with their truncheons for my niche porn tastes

>>67536233
She wants a kinky incestuous threeway for obvs

who /cheap wine/ and /cheaper women/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrobd-bNe8

>>67536209
the bbc is more biased than pol and infowars

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woman at work keeps saying she wants to introduce me to her daughter who is "very pretty"

>>67536358
not the point

>>67536284
did she exclusively roam the council estates of Bow or something?

>>67536371
nonce

>>67536347
you're a cheap european

>>67536209
the BBC is a kike mouthpiece and would never bring that to the attention of the public

>>67536238
what did he mean by this

a comprehensive list of people who are HERE, right now:

1. HE

>>67536371
you gonna shag her or what?

>>67536412
http://alexjs.com/

>>67536399
the woman im on about is old enough to be my mum though

>>67536371
means she is definitely either a fat, lonely cunt who tells her mum everything, or an absolute slag who tells her nothing

>>67536371

Tell her shes barking up the wrong tree and then eye up Juan

>>67536403
You're basically non-european

>>67536351
b&

post it again pls

>>67536351
fuckin rank

>>67536390
Elephant castel I think?

>>67536457
>>67536462
w-what was it

i dont use 4cx

>>67536409
what is the name of the legislation? at least post it on government website

>>67536371
sounds dodgy but just give it a go

>>67536470
i lived there for two weeks and it's the closest i ever got to being stabbed

it's all being "regenerated" now though

this french bloke is literally seething

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>>67536435

>>67536507
neither do i lol wat

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>i dont use 4cx

What do you call a stoned irishman?

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>>67536538
Seems like a bad place

>>67536567
Can't get it for firefox anymore, fuck if I'm changing browsers just for 4chan

>>67536575
a start

>>67536455
but anglo saxons are just a mix of the best europeans

you're a mongol/russkie