Why is there such a natural hate between England and Spain? I

Because the British were taught to hate inferior nations, including Portugal, Spain and Latin America.

i li ek spaino

>>67532905
Probably residual butthurt from us neutering your 'empire'.

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>>67532993

Fuck off pedro, we love Portugal

>>67532905
There is nothing wrong with hating countries that suck/in downfall.

>>67532905
Are we in the XVI century? Nowadays it's just indifference.

>>67532905
they had pirating our ships during 3 centuries, without a single drop of courage or honour.

scum pirate they were, scum pirate they are, scum pirate they will be

>>67533057
We can discuss about that. You actually did nothing.Real heroes ( not for us, obviously ) were Latin Americans, who fought us.

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>>67533147
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67533147
>had pirating

nice english, Blas de Lezo¡¡

>>67533147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolomeu_Portugu%C3%AAs
>the pirate code was written by a Portuguese
>he probably organised British pirates against Spain for fucking up our armada during the Iberian Union.

Served you goddamn right.

>>67533057
Are you french? Brits didn't do shit just a little nuisance, like when a rich man has to pass next to beggars.

>>67533097

This, its 2016 the only people who hate other countries are bitter arseholes on the internet Eg, all of us and African who still fight over muh tribes

>>67533097
this, nowadays nobody cares about brithis people desu. only in summer and coast zones people hate them because brithis tourist in spain are really subhuman scum ,, but dont care about rest.

I think it's a combination of an underdog complex and a weird anti-English sentiment that's frequent on 4chan.

>>67533309
>moortuguese in charge to be relevant in a thread spain/england

ehhhhh...no man, no.

literally could not give less of a fuck about spain

you're so beneath us that i can't even muster up the effort to tell you to fuck off

we save our rivalry for actual nations, like france and germany

>>67533309
Don't fall for the meme brit propaganda. You barelly lost any galleon, actually most of them returned. The major lost was in galeras or galerazas because they were obviously not designed to sail on the ocean and of course not under successive storms.

Also, next year brits came to Lisbon to liberate you from Spain and yet you fought bravely against them destroying the english armada. Maybe, just maybe, you fell for the propaganda.

>>67532905
Scotland and Wales are literally just England with an accent

>>67532905
All celts have an instinct to be wary of the Eternal Anglo. They're pure evil

>>67533147
fuck off the spanish pillaged a little fishing village i grew up in. cant talk about scummy pirates

>>67533323
It's a let's pretend Trafalgar didn't matter episode
ebin

>>67533358
Congratulations on your Mongoloid-tier English skills, Dago.

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Funny that Spaniards who hate the UK and Anglos are speaking in English

>>67533223
We were the equivalent of the French in the US wars of independence for Latin America desu

>>67533456
>scotland and Gales
>just england


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH nice try

>>67533480
You did the same with Vigo. The difference, your people ran away like girls while ours kicked your ass, hanging the pirates in front of the fleet of Drake.

>>67532905
Henry VIII & Catherine of Aragon
that's where your path divided.

>>67533365
It's because everyone watches American media and they always portray English people as snobby posh and evil and Scots and brave free willed heroes.

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>>67533485
You're alright mate, hope you get a new monarchy soon.

>>67533516
Tell me the cultural difference except they role their R's

>>67533516
wales literally is england m8

might want to do a bit of research before embarrassing yourself next time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_in_Wales_Acts_1535_and_1542

>>67533483
Let's pretend that fleet wasn't commanded by a french. Also, do you know how did Nelson lose his arm?

Don't go on pretending. Everyone knows it's religion.

>>67533590
they are celts with their proper and old culture and traditions, like irishman.
you are untersmentch anglo scum, trully an abomination race.

>>67533650
>Muh invincible fleet
>Sunk when it got a bit windy
>Spanish 'enginerering'

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>>67533309

>>67533485
We are speaking american, monkey.

>>67533549
Nope, it was when Mary died childless. But maybe you are right, it seems it was congenit becsuse Elizabeth as well had a fucked up womb.

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>>67533693

This desu, the infidels must die

>>67533697
Ok, you just said "They have their own culture" what is that culture because all of the British isles has been entirely Angloed for a good few hundred years now.

Seriously what the fuck were you lads thinking?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Armada

>>67533697
there is literally no such thing as modern celts

celtic dna doesn't exist anymore as it's so diluted that there isn't a unifying trait between celtic people
for instance, scots are closer genetically to england than ireland

fyi, anglo culture and tradition goes equally as far back as celtic traditions
you don't know what you're talking about

>>67533713
>muh britain rule the waves
>slaughtered by peasants in coruña and galleys in lisboa

>>67533456
yeah
"scots" made it pretty clear

>>67533768
really i dont have idea about brithis history, i am only trolling a bit.

also scotland is clearly not england. Gales i dont know. really i think nobody knows what hell gales is.

>>67533516
Scotland is just an extension of england with shittier:
weather (pisses it down even more somehow)
food (haggis, deep fried everything)
people (blame everyone else for their problems, hypocritical, angry and socialists)

I have absolutely no idea why people here go "i hate england but i like scotland" , its literally just good for a few whiskey producers and deer stalking.

>>67533826
You got absolutely dominated though, so I don't know why you think you can talk shit.

>>67533792
You tell me. Over all you lost much more people, even when you "won" against the spanish armada your navy was so destroyed according to your own admirals that they were unable to chase the spaniards and your people literally died shitting themselves because of massive fevers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada

>>67533921
>spen propaganda

>>67533555
Checked. I think it's also something to do with how successful we've been throughout history and maybe people are almost subconsciously jealous of said success and so hate us.

>>67532905
>Thare has to be something writen in our DNA from those ancient wars that makes us feel hate

but nobody here cares about spain

all banter and irl shitposting is aimed solely at the french and germans

>>67533886
>scotland is clearly not england
no, but they are part of britain
>Gales i dont know
wales was never a kingdom of its own and was always a principality
it was absorbed into the kingdom of england in 1535

>>67533910
>be a britbongo
>muh waves
>go to cadiz with your allies (never alone)
>get your ass destroyed
>muh waves

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cádiz_expedition_(1625)

>>67533555
Its probably just fucking braveheart which retards have taken to be historically accurate

>>67533713
>Spanish
>engineering
Literally copied designs from us, what do you expect. Can't even copy properly.

>>67533826
>Spanish conquerors
>can't conquer the whole peninsula

>Spanish explorers
>barely explored anything

>Spanish guerrilla
>copied strategy from having their asses kicked by Portuguese peasants 50 years before in the Seven year war.

You spics are so protective of the times you came up with something yourselves, you literally put them in a list and made that your national anthem.

>>67533968
this

we only care about bantering with the frogs, the jerry's and the yanks
literally who the fuck cares about spain

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>>67533986
>be spen
>give us gibraltar

>>67533986
>Murder 1000 lads on tour while their drunk
>Call it a victory
Jesus Christ you people are disgusting.

>>67533959
Actually your own records. Even the guy that leaded the English Armada lied to save his ass and then the Queen agreed thst was better to claim that they won.

>send 24,000 saliors/soldiers to attack spain
>only 4,000 went to plymouth to get paid

>muh waves
>muh spen propaganda

Nigga, defeating brits wasn't even important for Spain because we had other things to do. The defeat of the English Armada was a massive event. While the british used the Spanish Armada as the event to start the origin of their empire during the XIX century.

>>67534132
>muh waves
>go to spain
>muh waves
>lets get drunk instead of acting with discipline
>m-muh
>get slaughtered by the locals
>oi bloody hell, what an indignity

>>67533910
>got dominating
>literally we had the american colonies from 1492 until 1820( independece of the most colonies of Bolivar) and cuba, pueerto rico and philipines until 1898

jajaja..you didnt dominate nothing, man. our empire fall by himself, not for you...a bunch of pirate were nothing against spanish empire.only a bit of gold stolen

>>67534196
Fucking hell learn to speak properly you greasy cunt.

>>67534195
>be spanish
>murder people on holiday
>pretend its no big deal and a great victory at the same time
ahh yes

>>67534196
Actually it was always France. Rocroi and the napoleonic invasion. Only later it was when the British Empire was the most powerful nation when Spain was already irrelevant.

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>>67534029
if you aren't spic you're a sandnigger, King should call you infidels and conquer the land for Spaniards, Spain for Spaniards.

Don't give yourself airs, lad. You're not important enough to hate. You're just the place we go for cheap beer, sex and sunshine.

>>67534285
>murder """""people"""""
>muh waves

Bakedbeaners are so funny.

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>>67534331
>King should call you infidels and conquer the land for Spaniards, Spain for Spaniards.
oh boy, here we go again

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>>67534351
>Bakedbeaners

Please let this become a meme

>>67534196
this. brits always were a irrelevant enemy for spanish empire. our big enemies were france, otomans and dutch rebels (and mayas and aztec is america)

brits were good pirates stolen some gold of the galeons and bombing our coast ocassionally, nothing more

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>>67534383
beaners vs. bakedbeaners

>>67533456
Fuck off.

>>67534426
And remember, the last nation to set an army in England was Spain. Kek, I learned this thanks to Rob Roy.

>>67534351
>spanish "people"
Or should i say Andalusians

>>67534426
>PIRATAS
Always makes me kek so fucking hard.

>>67534496
*votes no*

>>67534511
Unironically UK is closer to Andalusia than me.

>checks thread.
>No mention of the yearly waves of posh tourists shitting up the spanish coastline.

wew lads

>>67534564
>Unironically being a "former" muslim country

>>67534513
its no a meme man. your army in the century XV,XVI,XVII were basically pirates and mercenarie ships..your infantry was absolutely irrelevant, just like your country

>>67534564
ummm think you need to learn geography m8

>>67534604
Don't worry mate, already been there.
>>67534337

>>67534513
Tell that to Drake when he dismissed Elizabeth orders and instead of attacking the spanish Fleet in Santander they decided to attack Coruña for the monis.

But at least we got one of the funniest moments in military histor when you created the largest cannon in human history and blew up your own arny.

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>>67534507
And a great success that was, lad.

>>67532905
Becauss they twist history selectively and dont have the good manners to admit it like anyone else.

Napoleons defeat rested more on the shoulders of russians and germans, who also paid more blood for it.

But of course it is a glorious english victory instead of one for the holy alliance.

For as we know, we are at war with eastasia.We have allways been at war with ewstasia.

Just slot in the jerries and the commies and all works well.

>>67534507what about Henry of Orange (of german blood btw).

>>67534658
so which of our countries was conquered by France?

>>67534604

yes i said here>>67533358

>>67534672
>But at least we got one of the funniest moments in military histor when you created the largest cannon in human history and blew up your own arny.

Tell me more? Sounds a laugh.

>>67534658
It's not that we don't think it's true, it's that you think we care.

It's like announcing that a bigger, better lad on the playground beat you up and took your stuff. You sound like booty-bothered faggots every time you say it.

We;re proud of it mate.

>>67534604
>posh tourists
literally only the poorest of the poor go to spain

>>67534757
we dont care a shit too, man. its only /int/ bantering

post english qts and shut up.

>>67534650
My region was never under islamic rule but your capital has a muslim mayor. Made me think and praise Allah.

>>67534673

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Glen_Shiel

>>67534507
And the last nation to set an army in Spain was.....you guessed it, Great Britain, saving you from being gang raped by frogs

>>67534785
>15 millions of british visited spain in 2015

arre there 15 million of poors in your cunt, lad?

>>67534848
I thought we were during operation condor.

Basques dont bomb themselves, you know.

>>67534740
Well, basically the englisj made a mine to blow up the walls of a castle in Coruña. But when it blew up it exploded backwards killing and injurying around 200-300 english soldiers.

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>>67534785
think he was being sarcastic lad

>>67534829
>qts
You mean slags? I can do that.

>>67534842
>thinking i care about Londonistan
>thinking that the actual capital (the city of london) is the same as London

>>67534871
Lots of povvos, we have 65 million people, then about 10 million more living abroad

>>67534916
Yeah and russians as well.

>>67534871
There's no way that number is accurate, surely.

wastemen

>>67534785
>literally only the poorest of the poor go to spain


This is not true. It depends a lot on the area, here there are areas for middle classes and areas for rich classes. For example my city is for British middle-upper and upper class and old retirees, many have yachts and they play glof. The problem is that the British upper-class are even worse than the poor, they are more alcoholic and degenerate.

>>67534916
kek nice job hans, bombing the fucking basques

>>67533358
>coast zones people hate them because brithis tourist in spain are really subhuman scum

Still I bet they make a fortune off them

>>67534916
operation condor was in the shitty continent spain spawned rather than actual spain

>>67535096
Yes and no. The touristic regions usually have a higher unemployment rate. They are just too stupid and corrupted to know how to make money from you.

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>>67534997
15,72 million exactly
https://es.statista.com/estadisticas/475100/numero-de-turistas-britanicos-en-espana/

>>67535250
Fucking hell, there's only 60 odd million of us, that's insane.

Wales here, fuck Spain

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>>67535291
Woops, forgot my slags.

>>67535096

Only for the handful of hotel owners. Hotel workers are mostly immigrants.

>>67534029
This.
Spain sucks tremendous balls when it comes to warfare. They never cease to surprise me

>>67535291
kek.
its only your country is a ugly shit and spain is a cheap paradise for you.

>>67535291
20% of norwegians visit Spain every year. The conflicts and muslim terrorism in France, northern Africa and Turkey is helping Spain to increase tje numbernof tourists. But as we said, it's bread for today and hunger for tomorrow.

>>67535097
Educate yourself on the spanish civil war.

Brits vs Spanish threads are the best.

>>67535291
maybe some of them visited spain two or more times in the year and count like 2 or more visits.

Spain, France, Germany, Italy, they all hate us because we outdid them, they couldn't handle us

>>67535380
>hunger for tomorrow.

But also look at all those cooks, cleaners and waiters of hotels, the vast majority are immigrants, Spaniards do not works for those low salaries nowadays. Spain should prepare for re-industrialization and forget all that mass coast tourism.

>>67534928
A mine is not a cannon, lad. That stuff happened all the time.
3/10 bad Spaniard, would not throw a donkey off a church roof with

>>67535012
Brit Spain migrants are not upper class, just wannabe yuppies and tax evaders who want a sunny holiday home but can't afford Italy or the Pacific.

>>67535556
Nowadays it is just that you think you are overly important.

In football for example.
Our big rivals are the Dutch, not you.

I actually like you guys though, even though you try to be obnoxious and try to get validation by being "hated".

>"They are obsessed with us...right?"

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>>67535380
I want all the tourists to get the fuck out of my country.
We get the worst tourists, the "party seeker tourists" (aka normies) who don't give the minimal shit about our history and culture.

The proof is that northern iberia wich is full of marvellous sights, incredible unique history and such doesn't receive any tourists because they want "le sun" and "le party" therefore thinking that Iberia is just fun and colour.

>>67534564
I'm not about to explain the union to some dirty fucking dago.

>>67535498
Yes i know about the spanish civil war, that was condor legion, not operation condor.
And logic doesn't get in the way of bantering people, 4 chan is not the place for serious discussion.

>>67535644

Sure, lel. It sounds like you confuse your desires with reality.

>>67535771
Dont you call what they did an operation?

I tried to translate it.

>>67535730
ahahahah Wales got further than you in Euros so suck my dick

>>67535730
I don't like football so i can't comment much but you aren't seen as a specific rival.
The thing is most people do not like or care about the continental countries and Germany is only mentioned either in a ww2 joke or if someone is pissed off about the whole towel thing (such people are lower class)

>>67535633
It worked exactly like a cannon.

>>67535770
*surrenders to the superior english cock*

It's your own bussiness if you want your ginger butthole to be penetrated by Nigels.

>>67535846
No, you called that Operation Ursula, Operation Condor is a different thing- although in its aims and the people involved actually somewhat similar

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>>67536004
My gf is a Nig-ess so I think I'm fine. Have fun in the 3rd world.

>>67535915
Same here and that is ok.

Brexit and Merkel are probably a thing for both of us though.

But it will work out.

I believe it was good in the long run for you guys to go.

Had to work with some girls from Andalusia over the summer. Jesus christ were they lazy and self centred. They genuinely seemed shocked I'd want to put more than the bare minimum of effort in. Nightmare to work with and everyone hated them tßh, even people from other Spanish speaking countries.

>>67536062
*leaks Nigel's sperm from his butthole*

I-I have an english gf, I-I swear. Whatever makes you sleep at night, buddy.

>>67536183
Alright Dago, did a Brit fuck your mum on holiday or something?

>>67536132
Yeah, they are lazy as fuck even for spanish standards and they always play the "look how funny and chill we are" card.

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>>67536118
This is the average face of your typical spanish conquistador

I like Spanish women.
I don't like Spanish requests for Gibraltar back.

I used to talk to this Spanish girl online and she used to always talk about how she has no Moor ancestors (I’m serious) and about how Muslims are taking over Europe and Trump she become US president, she was pretty funny

>>67536227
*sratch his butthole to get some Nigel's sperm to have a quick snack before sleeping*

Y-You had to have a problem with some eng-- I mean, with one of my masters, r-right? English are alright, scotcucks are pathetic on the other hand.

>vote no as a good lapdog
>get brexit'd nevertheless

>>67536085
>I believe it was good in the long run for you guys to go.

Tell that to all your corporations that own subsidiaries in the UK. Maybe it will be better in the long run but with how tied up us and France are economically it goes far beyond negotiating tariffs. No wonder Theresa May has done fuck all.

>>67536318
MUHHHH GIBRALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>67532993
good post

>>67536344
Ahahaha, oh shit, that kind of girls are rare. Most spanish girls are feminazi swjs. You should have told her about your anglo-saxon heritage.

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>>67536352
>implying I didn't vote to leave the eu

>>67536318
las gibraltar son argentinas.-

Portugal>the rest

>>67536344
99% of spanish girls dont know even muslims ruled spain, desu.
spanish education you known

>>67534700
Peninsula war fucked up napoleon as well, he was FUCKED regardless.

>>67536448
Tbh and banterings aside, I really want UK to success on the Brexit affair. Only God knows how much I do hate the EU.

>>67532905
>I really can't stand a british, however, I love Scotland, Wales and the whole irish island

So much wrong with this sentence I don't know where to begin

>>67536318
>Liking Spanish women

>>67536650
you pass the probe like honorary spanish conquerous.
be proud of your blood man, the blood of gods.

>>67535777
The upper class only go to San Sebastian and the really expensive parts. Malaga, Ibiza etc are all lower classes on package holidays.

>>67536650
>shitty beard

The blood of Moctezuma is strong in you, sun warrior.

I really like Spain because publicdisgrace.com has public porn scenes in spain

Thank you spain

>>67536789
still young, it actually grows long as fuck.

>>67536787
Not true. There are tons of expensive yachts amd villas around Denia, Calpe or Javea for example.

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>>67536719
But your women are gorgeous

>>67536787
>lower classes
>ibiza

ibiza is expensive and luxury as fuck, if you really go to party hard and not like a poor drunked tourist.

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>>67536650
Ahah. What a faggot, posting his face on a laotian rice forum.
You don't even have the patrician nose like mine.

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>>67536879
>having sand fever

>>67536374
Better fuck off now than blocking everything we need for a functioning EU.

Uk allways wanted the market but didnt want to do fuck all for it.

Eu constitution?currency or fiscal union?

Fuck no.


Better for everyone you left.

>>67536927
>patrician
this fucking broken semitic shitty noise.

hahahahaa
>moortugal

>>67536862
I'm sure you're better informed than I am, but out of 15 million tourists you can be sure that the majority aren't going to be upper classes. After all, the upper classes are only a small percentage of the British population.

I feel sorry for all the Spaniards being priced out of their own coastline though.

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>>67536927
>dat nose

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>>67536927
I have an Iberianish nose not a semites.

>>67536879
I think they're pretty overrated, they're not even the best in South Europe, Italian girls are better looking

>>67536509
The bongs could not have beaten him alone.

>>67536995
>>67537021
>>67537022

All this jealous posters...
I bet you are manlets too.
My nose is a literal symbol of wisdom and nobility

>>67536719
They are good looking, so many spanish girls in london.

At least the ones with the really defined faces, bht still feminine.

Probably some middle ground between northern euro box headedness and mena hooknoses.

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>>67536879
Look, average Spanish girls, pretty different from cherrypicked actresses/whatever.

>>67537158
whats your point?

i would fuck all of them, desu.

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>>67537132
>My nose is a literal symbol of wisdom and nobility
Okay there Abu bin mohammad

>>67537016
Ironically, before the touristic boom, the worse land was next to the coast. I met many people that literslly got millionaire thanks to all the uselles land they had. But in exchange, they destroyed the coast. Luckiy where I live is rainier than England so we barely get tourism.

And yes, obviously all those tourists aren't richfags, but rich people have villas all alongside the coast, AFAIK they aren't especially concentrated anywhere except maybe in Marbella or other places.

NEED a dominant spanish gf to kick me hard in my sensitive Brit bollocks

>>67537154
Indian girls in London are by far hotter. Spanish girls are short, with small tiddies and average faces.

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>>67537222
You don't see ancient paintings portraying potatoe-nosed peasents

>>67537302
Indian girls are disgusting m8

>>67537211
We would fuck a shaved monkey with makeup. But spanish girls are overrated as fuck.

>>67537240
My mate has a rich parents and they own this lovely big house in Xàbia, jealous as fuck desu senpai

>>67532905
I don't give a shit about Spaniards.

>>67537211
That most of them aren't as good looking as foreigners say, just average or even ugly while cute ones are not that common.

>>67537317
Half spanish half french. He didn't have a single portuguese drop.

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>>67537158
Most of them are still cute though. The one left from right looks like a chubby Penelope Cruz

You don't know how bad our women really are.


>>67537240
Interesting. I hope the package tour hordes never flood into your region anon. I'm not a normie so the the historic old towns and cities would be where I'd want to visit.

>>67537377
>Xàbia

wew lad, why would you write it in valencian?

>>67536992
>Better for everyone you left.

I reiterate, better for everyone except the trading, engineering, manufacturing and energy conglomerates that drive both the UK and Germany, and the EU itself.

Plenty of reasons for pro and anti EU supporters to be angry, but fact remains Brexit has been and will continue to be an economic disaster.

>>67537413
Still a king my short friend

>>67537380
all people think foreigners are good looking... guiris like spanish girls because they ar enot like average girls and they look exotic for them.... the same thing pass with us when we come to nordic cunts. we look nordic girls exotic and we love their pussies.

>>67537460
I have his address bookmarked and just copy and pasted it. Thought it was Spanish desu

>>67537427
Nah, my region mostly get surfers and pilgrims. You actually can go to the beach and don't be packed like a sardine.

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>tfw no perpetually drunk ladventure in my late teens with childhood friends from a grimy part of Liverpool

>Let's roleplay countries and pretend like battles that happened before my grandaprants grandparents were sperm, are reasons to argue with people and feel superior on the internet

state of you. i am indifferent to spain and the spanish. country seems nice, good weather. they seem a bit lazy and the economy is in the shitter, government (or lack of) in disarray, people are pissed off. The women are hot. the languae is nice. Those things are things I understand about spain that are relatable to me today.

most europeans are alright 2bh. even the french.

>>67537586
We stopped talked about battles ages ago lads

>>67532905

all i see in spanish dna is being lazy, short and good at football

>>67537427
If most of them have British ancestry it explains why you find Spanish women attractive.

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>>67537317
I showed you pure unmixed Iberians here.

>>67537022

>>67533968
this 2bh it's usually french and germans that get your shitposting and memes irl, spain is considered in a fairly well regarded

>>67537626
what of these 3 things are bad?

>>67537696

nothing, just an observation my sluggish manlet goalscoring friend

This turned into a good thread.

Love you lads.

>>67536085
Aye it will be fine, we probably would have stayed if it were just Germany and France and maybe the low countries and there was no "ever greater integration" but dragging around 20 shitholes and dealing with unelected bureaucrats isn't for us.

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>>67537557
Lel, I fixed it.

>>67537729
thanks for your observation, then. we took it in consideeration

>>67537522
In spanish is Javea.

>>67537514
British prefer Spanish girls because British ones are even uglier.

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>>67537751
As usual, except for those british newfags to the thread.

>>67537775
i know man, i live in mallorca. average brithis girl is like an Uruk-ai of LOTR

>>67537635
Yep, and we received the ugly English farmer girls.

>>67537838
Umm, excuse me sweetie that's our girls ok xx

>>67537775
And exotic, otherwise they would have sauerkraut fever.

>>67537838
Specially chavs, middle class ones are better looking and mannered.

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>>67537886
At least they are easy as fuck. I mean, you bastards want everything.

>>67537775
Barcelona was legit full of 10s when I went there. Is it just everywhere else that is ugly then

>>67532905

Could be a cultural thing, or maybe you're very invested in your country's history with the British and that rivalry has seeped into your own perceptions of the British.

Britain fucking over Spain has been a common theme throughout history, even if they have mostly been seemingly little things as compared to other countries but still have an effect today, like Gibraltar being British or Portugal existing. It's like a mosquito you can't fucking kill and the bite will never go away.

>>67537941
Barcelona and Madrid have the hottest girls desu.

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>>67537686
and i am a pure unmixed iberian.
My great-great-grand parents from both sides were from the same town where i was born.
Can you say the same burger?

>>67533723

kek

I live on a council estate, I was at a house party and some Spanish lad showed up to it. He was an exchange student. I felt so ashamed. He came to see my country and ended up staying in some council flat in the north and surrounded by low class plebs like me.

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>>67537696
Being short

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>>67537940
There was some survey that said we had the second most promiscuous women after Finland I think.

And I still don't have a girlfriend lel.

>>67538015
Not him, but I can'

It's not really a good thing, I ended up with a birth defect and lots of 3rd cousin marriages back then in one small region

Some basic genetic diversity is good, folks

>>67538025
For some reason I found that hilarious. Some years ago a brit posted here his experience with northern Spain.

>be him
>be super excited because a friend has a pub in spain and invited him to spend some months working with him
>wow some months having fun in spain yaaay
>end in coruña
>never seen so much rain in his life

Probably was a bad winter because sometimes they are fucked up like two years ago that rained every single day for 100 days.

The English Armada was so destroyed by the Spanish, that they went on to continue to rule the world until 1945.

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>>67538015
> Pure unmixed Iberian

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>>67538169
You are late, monkey, we are having fun, like when you are in a fight and have a beer with your oponent. Portugal probably needs your service in another thread so GTFO.

>>67537302
Only met a hot Pakistani, really fit and nearly as tal as me for some reason.

I am 184 and I thought all pakistani are manlets, how is this possible?

I like thin faces, most indians hat pan cake faces structure wise.

>>67538189
I bet he posts in /r9k/

>>67538189
carlos II have not a single drop of spaniard blood

>>67538167
Yeah most Brits think all of Spain is just sun.

I felt bad for the Spanish lad though, he was clearly a middle class nice fella who was clearly an Anglophile and spoke English in an English affect but he ended up seeing the utter worst of England. He probably thought he was going to end up in a lovely leafy shire around middle class people that were well spoken intellectuals but ended up around stoned, alcoholics that are permanently unemployed.

>>67538265
Well, I don't know, the tube is always full of very well dressed hot indians. They tend to be classy or so was my perception.

>>67537463
Yup, I think it will hit you harder than us.

I admit I am miffed you left, so I am in the "consequences" camp.

>>67538334
Habsburg, more like Hasburgers amirite.

>>67538340
>stoned, alcoholics that are permanently unemployed

Plus xenophobic

Northern UK must be the worst place to migrate to in the world

>>67538340
I have a friend that went to Ireland. He was literally told by the family to no shower everyday. I mean, how expensive can be water in Ireland? Or even the water heating?

>>67538432
joseph fritzl tier. xD

>>67537752
I thought the bongs were in favourof more people to peddletheir wares too, or am I misinformed you guys did push for this?

>>67538432
You are right, m8, they were terrible rulers. Even his grandfather was already a genetic disaster.

>>67537752
We probably would have stayed without le fag smoking pint man saying we could keep all the stuff without any of the bad stuff

>>67538398
Maybe, did not stay that long.

>>67538432
Habsburg, you shit.

>>67533731
>We are speaking American
Do you spell Sulfer with an F or a ph?
How do you pronounce Aluminium

>>67538499
We don't have wares to peddle, we're banking jews.

>>67538749
when we leave the eu we will bring back manufacturing, the eu won't let us make boats!

>>67538724
I thought it was Sulfur.

Also, english sucks spelling wise.

All german speaking countries sit in a comission that unifies spelling.

Why can't you do that?

>>67538724
All like a mexican

>>67538584
fuck off remain cuck

>>67538047
That promiscuity chart is a meme. If some countries like Spain, Italy or Poland weren't catholic, they could be perfectly on the top of the list.

>>67538775
Pls don't make me regret voting yes.

>>67532905
Nobody here hates Spain. It's complete indifference on our part, probably down to your relative lack of relevance compared to France and Germany. Your country is just something we use to get pissed up and turn pink.

Also Britain and England aren't the same. It seemed like you grasped that with the flag but then failed at it in your second sentence.

>>67532905
>I really can't stand a british, however, I love Scotland
You know British means don't you?

>>67532905
>Thare has to be something writen in our DNA from those ancient wars that makes us feel hate.


The Scots, Welsh and Irish are of predominantly gaelic/celto-iberian blood. England is heavily contaminated by anglo saxons.

>>67532905
My gf is Spanish so I don't think its in out dna

>>67539233
*our

>>67539233
Fuck off normie scum

>>67538040
not fair, she sexually distracted him

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>>67539456
This

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>>67532905
>I really can't stand a british, however, I love Scotland, Wales and the whole irish island.

Because our navy was better than yours and your rulers got butthurt about it

>>67538465
yeah you keeping thinking that rasheed

make sure you tell your cousins not to bother with anywhere outside london

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>>67538499
In any event we are better able to peddle our wares outside of the EU , doesn't help to drag in 20 other countries for trade deals and it means we can establish better ones as we don't have the EU's external tarriff.

>>67538584
Farage is based

>>67535556
We don't think about you at all.

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>>67541028
Sure fucking thing mate.
Every fucking night Frenchmen dream about their wives being fucked by the Big British Cock, don't even try to deny it.

>>67541157
No he is right, in our daily life we never talk about the brits. You are very irrelevant for us, not even english bashing or whatever.

>>67541028
We do like French-bashing, we also mention you in jokes, and when we list the worst things to come out of europe , as well as the black plague, agincourt, smell cheese etc.
Apart from that, getting shot by muslims and the calais jungle monkeys you aren't talked about

>>67540618
>better able to peddle our wares outside of the EU

Completely false for a multitude of reasons.

>>67532905
Englishman here, I don't hate Spain. I just feel indifferent about it. Lovely beaches and that but yeah, not much else going on that I care for.

>>67534848
And sabotaging local industries in the process

>>67541317
from a brits perspective, its the same, of course online is a different matter when youre exposed to people from across the world, and dont deny that many french online are bitter towards the brits

but yes this rivalry is more of an onlline meme imo, no one ever mentions france unless theyre talking about going on holiday there, or when youre getting blown up

>>67542391
Go on /his/ it is all butthurt Frenchies

>>67543368
well thats understandable, france has always been in our shadow throughout history