/brit/

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anybody need to add anything before I send it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hO1GPGtetw

Kanye West

>>67532200
every piece of art (particularly music) is good to some extent

The UK has just passed a law making it legal for security services to hack into your devices and view pretty much everything you do online, and forces ISPs to keep a comprehensive 12 month history of every site you visit, every app and software update you download, every message you send etc.

>>67532247
extremely reddity

do one

reality has an Irish bias

Whatever happened to third eye posting?

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Lads.

who are you to say what is art and what isn't

>>67532102
it's not a massive cavity, maybe could fit a mouthful of water in it

and no I've never put anything in it, although the last time I was shagging the gf sometimes it would make a vacuum when I pressed my chest against her tummy (head a boob level u no what i mean)

Liverpool is a zygote

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lads

>>67532280
So?

>>67532272
Shut the fuck up, negroid

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>>67532247
hbd from are corbyn

>>67532247
happy birthday Rosie, you worthless, horse-faced commie rat

>>67532257
>he doesn't understand the infinite beauty of 808
fuck off go back to listening his shitty passeist stuff like college dropout and late registration then

Post more Sara for fucks sake

>>67532286
ran into the ground and discarded like anything with a modicum of wit in this sesspool

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>>67532211
Soft orange cunt

Gf is currently on holiday in Barbados, just sent me this

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1478951145273.webm

Glad she's having a good time.

Imagine being born 50,000 years ago of something. Fucking mental.

>>67532302
*gastrulates*

>>67532247
unironically want to fertilize a baby in your womb and redpill you on the jews xox please move to aus so i can do so

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Fuckign hell lads imagine if you were in the club and the kiss cam gets put on you

Reckon I'd run straight out

>>67532247
Post more nudes babes

>>67532227
>>67532225
why are brits so complacent to their government taking complete control

>>67532343
she's not that good looking, decent feet though

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>tfw a 6ft 4 black rugby player will never seize your means of reproduction

>>67532343
Where's Tyrone?

>>67532377
>getting an STD for a drink

could not think of a more runt thing to do

>>67532418
state of this post

the self-styled Alt Right

>>67532388
governments meant to have control yankee

why are you so scared of government?

>>67532377
>spirits are literally one shekel in britbongland
fucking hell
would tongue-heem any girl ever for drinks that cheap

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH

>>67532388
Because who gives a shit

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>>67532440
state of this flag

>>6753247
*gouges your eyes out*

lads I just sold my car to someone, kept the bit of the V5C I was supposed to keep, so I send that off to the DVLA now?

how long will it take the new owner to get a V5C sent to them?

>>67532309
alri poortherner
how was your day at the coal mine?

>>67532405
the state of that mug lads, just have a peep at that...ghastly

right minger so she is

got called a dirty creep at the dirty creep convention today

>>67532247
Let me see @slaggiertits

thanks

>>67532496
Couple of days, hope they remembered they need to tax it before they drive it home

>>67532496
I work at the dvla just give it to me

>>67532474
Thought this would be interesting but it's just a load of boring calculations desu

>gf is stronger than me

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479061427473.webm

bit worried, she says she'll batter me if i leave her

sara>aosha>rosy

>>67532377
fatcam

>>67532440
have fun with your hep B

>>67532405
kiss cam'd her the other week

https://www.beatport.com/release/best-of-the-best-drum-and-bass-2016/1884748

the absolute state of this
what the fuck?

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>>67532341
>He's black
Yes this image is indeed representative of nationalists

>>67532247
unironically howling at this

>>67532579
can tell this was captioned by a white person

>>67532579
>ET BLOW LOAD

>>67532261
good post

>>67532594
drum n bass is dead

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getting ready for bed will be back soon

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>>67532497
>eastleigh
>north

Why are you niggers so dumb?

who here /bassline/?

figure it's due a return

has there ever been a successful manlet American politician?

wonder what Brian Peppers is doing today

anyone got any good bog memes?

>>67532680
ye

>>67532671
what you saying about me you son of bastard bitch

>>67532643
i'm fairly certain there's a ring of dnb sweatshop labels that basically make random combinations of samples and shit and release them because they're putting out 1+ releases a day from artists i've never heard of and don't turn out any other results when you google them

still going strong with proper labels like eatbrain, methlab, etc.

>>67532689
James Madison was 5ft 4

b b b b b burgaboy

I try to hard to be funny whenever I talk to girls and I think it's very obvious.

made a jungle remix of say my name by destiny child when I was 16 but it didn't get the success it deserved

>>67532650
pics

>67532657
(You)

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>this is the kind of Chad that Aisha expects to fuck
>women will never respect you unless you have a jaw like a regular octagon

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maybe it's all going to be ok

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>>67532714
*likes*

Just saw a grim gif of what was I presume a skinned dog that was still alive but it looked like a fucking alien

JUMP OUT GANG

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479175408138.webm

>women

CAN'T STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG
CHOP CHOP HE SAYS I'M GONNA WIN BIG

No bully northern ireland

>>67532746
sounds cliched, but I just be myself

pretty lucky because a lot of girls go for the moody type

>>67532702
got this new one when i'm in the bog where i post 'doing a poo'. think it could go far desu

what's worse:

working in retail

OR

working in a call centre

>>67532767
>hurrrr don't use pomade u fuckin virgins

>>67532732
not talking about prehistoric times lad

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>>67532689
*retakes

>>67532594
>comic sans
>powerpoint gradient backround
>garageband samples

absolute choons

>>67532811
you're just attractive

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>>67532767
these are the equivalent of neets shitposting about how taytay is their waifu
they don't actually expect to get a lad that goodlooking
at least i hope they dont

>>67532799
no shame whatsoever

fucking jews did this

>>67532689
Jimmy Carter was like 5'8

>>67532815
Retail
People can see you

>>67532815
call cent"re"

At least there's variety in retail

>>67532848
they're actual garageband samples? fuck it makes sense now, jesus christ how is this shit getting allowed on beatport

>Trump also disclosed that he was a big fan of the Queen and asked for his regards to be passed on to Britain’s longest reigning monarch, the report claimed.

good lad

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Alri lads I know I've asked this a lot

I passed Army selection and need to finalise which job to sign for within 2 weeks

I have

Electronic Warfare Operator (radios and jamming)
Communication Systems Engineer (IT and servers)
Household Cavalry (Horses and tanks)

Honestly can't decide

Recommendations?

nts radio is the only radio I listen to

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Leave Donald to me.

Name one likeable black MP

>>67532904
are chuka

I don't like this, /brit/

>>67532882
cuck

>>67532815
they're both great entry-level jobs if you're unskilled or have no experience

good for progressing into management too

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479283818104.webm

me filming

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>>67532852
But they do. Women think that 10/10 men are within reach, regardless of how hog-like they are

>>67532280
prove it

>>67532850
I guess I am a bit

you still have to be able to talk though

>>67532815
in a call centre you can at least sit down and get comfy, and you're only interacting with others over the phone which is preferable to dealing with them face-to-face

>>67532882
Obama said the same thing

>>67532904
chukka umunna

>>67532904
boris johnson

>>67532878
lmfao fuck if know, it just sounds like shit some 13 year old dnb producer made on his laptop

>>67532891
What faggoty choices

*posts a link to a webm on /gif/*

LADS!!!! LADS!!!!!!!

getting a bit broody boys

>>67532280
thought they did that already

besides MI5 aren't interested in your tranny fetish

*inhales*

need to put the washing away lads

post a nice tune for the occasion

>>67532965
What would you choose then

bOTTOMS

>>67532944
there are several "dnb labels" on beatport that do this exact same thing and put out multiple releases a day
makes me nauseous when i'm trying to browse the new releases

Just heard mummy singing achy breaky heart, how should I club her?

>>67532247
hb rosy had a lovely wank in your honour :) xxx

>>67532904
Disraeli

>>67532904
Kwasi

>>67532922
that's a willy you know lad

>>67532923
thats okcupid lad, lots of she-runts on there. not to mention, that the blokes on there are also particularly runtish, i should know, i'm on there myself

>>67532997
go on...

>>67532987
https://youtu.be/yV4Vn_5L5uo

doing the bi monthly login to okcupid

VERY close call earlier lads, shan't be visiting Bluewater any time soon

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479248289205.webm

>>67532987
barrington levy & beenie man - under mi sensi

>>67532931
>comfy

You get called a twat for 9 hours straight

>>67532891
HELP ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR8Ar0sXRHM

imagine being this kid
do you reckon he even has a care in the world?

*performs cpr on you*

>>67532922
why did i watch this in full

>>67533039
BIG BOTTOM

>>67533048
ah yes, men are paragons of virtue

>>67533059
doesn't matter, you get desensitised to it

eventually you do everything on autopilot

>>67533084
wheezing

>>67533056
ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YQX1jnFT0I

>>67533027
can confirm
used to be on there myself, until I met my current gf (didn't meet her through okc tho)

Quite like the Honda NSX. Might buy one

www.fb.com/bbcsheffield/videos/10154777784404626/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

impressive

>>67532891
Why are you asking on here FFS? There's probably not a single one who has been in the forces, let alone have any experiences in those three

Fuck off to ARRSE or whatever it's called.

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>>67533089
oh yeah?

>zac

>>67533116
what a tune

>>67532923
>okcupid
Online is completely different to real life lad because theres so many more people

You go down to your local pub and the girls will honestly go for anyone half decent at last call

*dumps a load of paperwork onto your desk*

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https://twitter.com/bigkev125/status/799351929725980673

sent your card for you lads

>>67532799
why

>>67532247
which one is rosy

>>67532919
This
Very true 2bh, nice to see a non-runt opinion for once

>>67533084
i did too, it was a bit disappointing desu

>>67533151
>ARRSE

probably get better advice here Tbh

>>67533175
nice 1 la

>>67532891
>army
>not the glorious RAF

runt

>>67533175
good lad

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just unironically ordered this poster for my wall lads

>tfw my lisicki oc was made into a marshmallow way back when
bit weird

>>67533236
RAF is for gluesniffers who couldn't hack the Army

>>67533246
why?

The Polish are a strange people. They have survived utter domination at the hands of the Prussians, the Nazis, and the Soviets throughout much of modern history. And as soon as they are awarded their own independence, they choose to travel half way around the world just to clean my fucking toilet?

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>another letter from the ISP

Hello GCHQ

Just want to say I had nothing to do with the harassment of and attempted suicide of Ms Rosie .

Cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDFC8J15kwM

just imagine being this kid man

wonder if ulster ate those marshmallows

just the thought of kev's fat head dissolving in a mug of cocoa makes me laff

faces against the wall lads theres an ugly fucking mong in the room *smacks nose on wall* owwwwwch!

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>>67533206

>>67533175
guarantee she won't reply

>>67532891
>Household Cavalry (Horses and tanks)

Paid extra, get to hang around buckingham palace all day, have James Blunt as your Lieutenant when you go to Syria

What's not to love

>>67533270
>half way around the world
Hmmmm.

>>67533314
he's also the one who dm'd asking for nudes

>>67533155
really made me think

>>67533165
love you too

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got £3000-£4000 to spend on a second hand motor lads

was thinking a golf or 1.9 TDI A3

thoughts?????????

>this will never be you
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479185939979.webm

end me

>>67533175
all me

>>67533296
what marshmallows?
fill me in with the gossip pls

>>67533270
hmm it's almost as if people think in terms of individual circumstances instead of autism about nationality

>>67533314
This

No way she'd show all her followers a post which insults everything about her

She's an insecure runt tb h

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>>67533347
nah

>>67533375
fonc

>>67533265
>Navy have the most disciplined force with the royal marines
>RAF fly fucking jet fighters
>Army are foot soldiers

know which one I'd pick

>>67532891
>Electronic Warfare Operator

sounds alright i spose, know fuck all about it though

>Communication Systems Engineer

glorified IT man for the army. why would you wanna do that?

>Household Cavalry

will spend a lot of time shoveling horse shit and practically being a stable boy, will also spend a lot of time shining equipment and standing still for hours on end with annoying tourists all around you. i happen to think the ceremonial stuff is cool and thought about doing it myself once upon a time, but i think in order to do it you have to REALLY want to do it, not just think it looks cool.

Facts for the thread:

There are more TVs in the US than people in the UK

Most toilets flush in E flat

The island of Bermuda has no rivers or lakes, the locals must use rainwater for personal use

>>67533246
when is ireland coming home?
It looks so much better on a map when we're together

>>67533175
Good patter

>>67533268
because i like how europe looked in 1914

thinking about asking for a pay rise lads

>>67533375
ulster ordered a load of marshmallows with kev's face on them earlier in the year

>>67533367
i know lad that knob looks really tasty

>>67533404
emitting a high pitched sound

need a plaster 2bh

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>>67532923
You've actually got this backward. Women consider most men to be ugly, but they also don't go after the good looking ones.

Men, on the otherhand, do.

pee smells like chlorine, should i be concerned

Meditating

need my cock sucked

Hey lads, New poster here. Just installed Extra Flags.

i need my sock cucked

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>>67533472
kek, that was me

didn't think anyone remembered

don't know who ulster is either, not into the reddit flags gimmick

might have some ice cream in a bit

>>67533472
I did not know this

>>67533441
when the EU collapses and they realise they have nobody else to leech from and reluctantly apply to rejoin the UK x

>>67533404
She's literally pretending to be offended
Definitely posts nudes on her private

>>67533499
this explains so much thanks la

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>>67533522
welcome to /brit/, anon :3

>>67533522
dont care because I dont have it installed
my posts are so legendary I dont need a pseudotrip for people to know who I am

>>67533557
just had a ben & jerry's all to myself
no idea why, definitely didn't need it

>>67533550
have you eaten them?

2°C and 88% humidity outside lads. Feel like lungs are under attack when u go out.

>>67533246
>Russia
Fuck off grotty uphill gardener

>>67533435
the locals on also bermuda call themselves british

t. been there

finally think I'm getting sick of 4chan lads

only even float between the same 3 boards at this point as it is and they're getting really

highly doubt I'll be posting this exact same post a year from now. highly highly doubt it

feel bad

going to have a wank

>>67533550
howling

>>67533607
I ate them when I got them, it was like £11 I wasn't going to throw them away, it was quite a while ago

Been listening to Frank Sinatra lads, it's really good.

>>67533617
see you tomorrow seamus

>>67532211
Northern Ireland is lovely. Hang yourself.

>>67533605
im thinking the same

haven't received a nude snapchat in over 2 weeks ffs

would anybody like to hear some made-up facts?

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need to make more of these lads

>>67533663
It's not a county

>>67533522
Welcome to the fold, Liverbro! So what are your gimmicks? :P

>>67533616
Wish we had more countries that could call themselves British :(

>>67533663
lovely scenery, the people not so much

>>67533617
i only post in /brit/ and shitpost in /ck/

>11/11/11 is the only date hex you'll see in your life time

>>67533641
hope it makes you feel better

>>67533550
kev truly is our finest gimmick x

>>67533499
women hardly message first at all though, doesn't really matter compared to who they respond to

>>67533657
good lad

>>67533676
had Karamel Sutra
bit of a shame how the caramel melted faster than the chocolate and was way nicer, chocolate really needs the marshmallow in like Phish Food and that
can definitely recommend a soft caramel core though

>>67533708
>forgetting about 22/22/22

literal mong

>>67533703
these days, if you call yourself british, you'll get thrown in jail

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Me last night hahah

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>>67533611

Calm down, it's just an image in the internet.

>>67533617
>ever leaving /brit/
urgh cant imagine it what if you catch something

>>67533741
ummmm...

>>67533708
1/1/1
???

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remember this lads

>>67533698
I drop fedoras and make consistently shite posts

>>67533755
me on the left

>>67533754
true desu

>>67533696
Don't give a shit.
>>67533704
t. never left Belfast

>what are your plans for new years anon?

man running: me
girl: potential gf

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1479415956805.webm

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ha ha time for the apprentice

>>67533616
really fucked up the sentence ha

>>67533770
not hex

>>67532891
Electronic Warfare for sure.

>>67533794
nonce

>>67533796
1, 2

>>67533741
>in your life time
mate

>>67533796
2,1

>>67533812
how

111 = 6F

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>talked to a girl in a smoking area for about 20 seconds (literally)
>kissed
>stopped
>kissed some more
>told her I'd see her inside
>never saw her again

And that was my first kiss, aged 20

>>67533755
lower back dimples are my fetish

*becomes the first casualty of the meme war*

Gonna get a new pair of jeans lads

Should I go Levis, Wrangler, Lee, Nudie or something else?

>>67533787
the misses's mates can't decide if they wanna go out for a big meal then come back to ours for drinks or just all bring food and drink to ours because half of them are such tight-arses, I swear they must shit diamonds
either way I'll be getting sloshed at mine

>>67533832
whats the 22nd month called lad?

Have not wanked in 3 days

>>67533832
>he doesn't know about the calendar change next week

>>67533832
I'm not scottish

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>>67533729
>Doesn't really matter
>Demonstrable evidence right in front of him that it actually does
Fuck off yank.

Men's chart for comparison.

when someones pedantic abt difference between the Alt-Right & white nationalist I get that same feeling as when someone knows too much about age consent laws

>>67533787
getting mashed on mandy in a sweatbox

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>>67533796
Who /Jessica/ here?

>>67533864
primark

>>67533846
buy her a drink next time then bring her home

might apply for the diplomatic service since i know so many languages

>>67533773
Lanc, is that you!? xD great to meet you. Yes, maybe I am buttering you up because you're Northern; 'tis an awesome thing to see! :3 Don't worry though, if anything I'll be the one in the coal mine xDD

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>when someones pedantic abt difference between the Alt-Right & white nationalist I get that same feeling as when someone knows too much about age consent laws

Hold your tongue and say: 'I live in a pirate ship'

>>67533846
>kissing after 20 seconds

You must be pretty fit lad

>>67533869
decjanburary

>>67532247
Anyone got the nudes?

>>67533892
her accent is revolting but she's got a great body

swings and roundabouts

>>67533787
getting mashed on sweat in a mandybox

>>67533875
>he thinks all data is significant data
bet you're studying some kind of runt subject

>>67533846
first and last I bet

>>67533787
posting on 4chan, occasionally stopping to stare at the ceiling and seriously consider suicide

>>67533919
haha fkin epic bro =]

getting out of bed

>>67533787
going to a shit club way too early probably

>>67533846
bet her mouth literally tasted of fags

>>67533919
don't get it

I said I thought warhammer was cool yesterday and there was some 40k(g) lads who replied, are you here? I want to get into it, where do I start?

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>>67533846
my first kiss was with this slag that had a boyfriend that i had become "best friends" with

invited her round mine and kissed her while watching the film snatch

was 14 at the time

she literally offered to shag me as well but i refused because i had barely started puberty and had a tiny prepubescent knob and was really embarrassed about it. played it off that i was modest and didnt want to shag her because she had a bf, but really it was just my shit tier genetics.

could have lost it there and then and been an alpha throughout the rest of school. wasnt meant to happen.

>>67533906
I had that meme holstered for the next time you implied you were a girl >:[

>>67533846
most people have experienced this before

>>67533954
kissed another slag about 5 minutes later tho

>>67533893
Primark jeans are false economy
They wear out quickly enough that it's better value just to get a proper pair of jeans

Same to a lesser extent for topman, Zara etc.

I've got a pair of nudie jeans I got 3 years ago and used a tonne. They're well broken in, comfy as fuck and other than the colour having faded a bit they look pretty much new

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waiting for the "I'm outside" text from the gf

stop lookin at mah pusseh

gona ask if i can leave work early tomorrow. i have the hours. so should be alright. wish me luck.x

>>67533999
you die if you try

did rosy reply to our card lads?

>>67534004
>where do I start?

have lots of money

reddit flaggers seem to be making a comeback
not a positive development 2bh

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made dinner for two lads :3

>>67534064
lanc for days

>>67534044
spluttered into my hot bovril

>>67534064
What's the sachet next to the plate?

>>67532247
cancer

>>67534085
Catsup

>>67534081
lol

>>67534101
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>>67534101
>>67534101
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>>67534064
runt/10

>>67534017
not for their first kiss though you jebend

meant to be with your schoolgirl qt gf, not some fat drunk fresher slag when you're 3 years into uni

>>67533864
topman

>>67534053
Well shit I'm poor.

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>>67533816
Funnily enough your flag is the same colour as the insignia for EW

>>67534081
lel

>>67534064
mmm yes that some pussy yes that pussy is good man that is some good pussy mate never had pussy like that lad that is some good pussy mmmmmm

>>67534123
my first kiss was with some random girl I literally looked at for like 5 seconds near a bar of a club and then I ran off

never spoke to her lmao

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>the absolute STATE of london

>>67533919
i live in a pile of shit

>>67534014
im out here playing 4d backgammon while most are still making janitor jokes on wordsthatfollow

>>67534011
>i had barely started puberty and had a tiny prepubescent knob

Story of my childhood t b h

Didn't get pubes until 6th form haha, still can't grow a beard, reckon my testosterone just got me over the hump of getting pubes and then gave up

>>67534011
what makes you think losing virginity makes you an alpha lol
i know complete spergs that have gfs but are still betas

>>67533948
>Hey guys look at this great evidence I have
>Look at the totally incorrect conclusions I'm drawing from it!
>Actually lad, your conclusion is incorrect. Here's all of the data and the correct conclusion.
>OMG INSIGNIFICANT DOESN'T COUNT DOESN'T COUNT DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Imagine actually being you.

>>67534128
then your only option is to get a job at games workshop

seriously warhammer is outrageously expensive for what it actually is

>>67534233
im not saying losing it would have made me an instant alpha, but id have been able to fuck her a load of times and have been a sexually experienced 14 year old and would have just rolled on from there

>>67533691
howling