>Il ne parle pas français

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>>67530289
et pourtant si

>>67530289
>li ne parolas konstruitan lingvon

>>67531221
> en este momento, estoy eufórico

>>67530289
>Hij spreekt geen Fries, Afrikaans, Vlaams, Achterhoeks, Engels en ABN

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>>67530289
Marinette est mignon. Mignon!

>>67534034
oui

>>67530289
I speak French. Granted it's jungle as fuck though so I might as well speak English.

>>67534034
>mignon

so she's a girl (male)?

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>>67534130
I'm getting a master's degree in French because it has absolutely no use here and I hate my life with a passion. Might as well get a worthless degree and join the military to die some nameless African nation.

>>67534302
Hahaha je parie qu'en plus tu le parle comme un pied quelle misère de vie

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>>67534366

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>>67534302
tu peux marier les deux en entrant dans la Légion

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Oui Oui mon amí

Pic is me oui oui

>>67534217
Pour être franc, je parle francais en la niveau d'un petit enfant.

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>americans believing that meme about the god tier french comics and animation.
>they don't know the 90% of shit who remains.

>>67534840
The good stuff is easily on par with their best stuff, and they only see the good stuff.

NON!
TABERNAC!

>>67534980
Tafiole

>>67530289
Oh so that show is French. I was wondering what the fuck it was when kids were watching it here. It looked ... different.

Deutsch ist die bessere Sprache um ehrlich zu sein.

>>67535214
sauce? I never watched it.

>>67530289
>>67534034
HNNNNNGG

>>67530289
Je ne parler pas Français, mon ami.

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>>67539605
C'est maintenant un fil de Miraculous Ladybug

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>>67539863

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>>67540009

>>67530289
Bonjour, comment ca va? Hon hon, ca va tres bien!
Je voudrais une croissant s'il vous plait.
Merci beaucoup, au revoir.

>>67530289
Não falo porque já compreendo francês de qualquer maneira

oui oui bagette bagette au revoir n cest un pepe putain de merde.

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>>67530289
>Oui, je parle le français

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>tfw haven't tackled subjunctive yet
Is it really as bad as people say?

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>>67530289
>لا يتكلم اللغة العربية في هذه الأيام

>>67542359
yep. Because english object is only usually one small change where for languages like french and spanish, you can have around 20 verbs for it alone not including the other verb forms.

>>67542143
Que vas a comprender tú

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>>67539863
>>67540009
>>67540091
HNNNNNNNNNG
>she will never be real

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>>67542359
You're in for a wild ride mon ami

>>67530289

Je peux parler les mots utilisés lors des rapports sexuels

Je peux parler des mots à utiliser pendant les rapports sexuels

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Je parle un peu français car je veux avoir une troisième langue, et parce que le français est une belle langue après de tout.

Mais apprendre français pour vous seul est très difficile. il y a beaucoup de règles.

At least now after three weeks of using Duolingo I'm able to understand a lot of French when is written, so that's nice.

French is the most retarded language on earth, any fucking idiot can learn it in a month or two, I don't know why you guys think it's impressive to speak that shit of a language, that along with Italian are so fucking overrated that it genuinely makes me mad that people even waste their time studying it, or that there exists a boner for this shit romance languages.
Fuck France, fuck you, fuck all romance languages including spanshit, portushit and whatever else is considered lat*n.
Also majority African language LOL
Fuck all that.

>>67543217
>French is the most retarded language on earth, any fucking idiot can learn it in a month or two
if that's true then why do canadians act like its the hardest thing on earth?

oh wait i think they're just dumb

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>>67543280
Anyone with two functioning neurones can learn french in less than a semester.
Langauge of the elite my balls, people have in a lot of countries have the misconception that blabbering french words make them sophisticated and special snowflakes. Gonna tell you something, they are faggots.

>>67542673

cosplay is a wonderful thing anon

>>67542673
Kill yourself

>>67543398
If you're a native romance language speaker, 80% of the work is done for you. Not as simple for everyone else.

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>>67543428
It's not the same lad
>>67543436
I will

French is for faggots

t. Francophone cuntry

>>67543217
calm down, blackie

>>67530289
Who is that cutie?

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>>67530289
C'est ce que je dis à chaque truie anglo du Canada...mais les cabochons ne m'écoutent jamais...

>>67543975
What a cutie

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>>67544021
Elle est plus que cute, James...elle est la magnifique princesse de Westmount...

https://youtu.be/qb6F3oIdQII

>>67543841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmnlGKBOo1w

>>67542143
>mon visage quand je comprends le portugais

>>67543217
>>67543398

>tfw your language will never make cunts this mad for no reason

>>67542359
Well, i guess it's probably the hardest stuff to learn in French when you're not a native speaker.

Not only remembering how to conjugate them, but also when and how to use them.

>>67542359
you don't really need to learn half of them, no one uses the imperfect or "plus-que-parfait" forms

>>67530289
>>Il ne parle pas français
>literally "I don't speak a step of French"
What a silly language.

>>67545090
they're useful, though

encore eût-il fallu que tu le susses

>>67543841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQIGJYYSr8s

>>67543655

West Africa are Bantu speakers. Granted their education system is basically linguistic educational baptism by fire, sink or swim system that produces a lot of "incompetent in both languages/ dropouts."

je ne sais pas comment le français. mon cerveau est tres petit. maintenant s'il vous kill me

>>67530289
Problème?