Will your country help when New Zealand gets destroyed by earthquakes?

>>67529395
Of course, yes. We never forget what you gave to us when the massive earthquake happened in 2011 in Japan.

>>67529566
You are a good friend nippon.

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>>67529395
Lol you don't even have snakes in NZ.
Even they know that the land is cursed and is trying to sink itself.

You'll have to relocate to Australia ;^)

Yes, we feel you guys, let us in.

>>67529395
Our guvmint will probably try to help, we're a shitty south american country but we know our earthquakes

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>be kiwi
>get quaked

Maybe we could settle southern Chile with kiwi immigrants and make this country a bit less of a trainwreck

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If your country sinks you're more than welcome to live here

>>67529395
I will clap

>>67530746
I rather want to live there.

>>67529395
shut your whiny mouth, these earthquakes are the precise reason why you have goat medieval fantasy-like landscapes. Fucking LOTR got shot here.

Yes, please send us your whites. We have enough natives though.

>>67529989
R-RUDE

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THEWAREHOUSE NZ WON'T SHIP TO FINLAND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE