How popular is Monster in your country? >that first sip

>>67524191
I don't know I don't drink nuclear piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfk2yS2mxYw

>I drank a monster drink, I don't know if that does it

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Why not just take chew one of these and chase it with water or something else less heinous tasting? These are 10 cents each.

I save probably $40 / month doing this instead of coffee / energy drinks in the morning;

>>67524647
>Meme pharmaceutical product.
Yea no

>>67525080

Do you eben know what's in your energy drink?

It is literally shipped in the same drum.

>>67525125
You automatically assume I drink energy drink. Monster energy tastes like Cardiac Arrest, no.

Drink actual pure black coffee you pussy.

cant drink monster because i have epilepsy

>>67525186
You're not missing out on anything. Tastes like liquid ass.

Don't drink monster because it tastes like piss and there are cheaper alternatives (es, megis)

Very well known it is what I have seen. Kind of popular. Rich kid stuff maybe?

>Wake up after 11 hours of sleep
>Slept through all my classes
>Half my day gone
>Smell like cum, shit, and sweat
>Unshaven beard and naked
>Whole body sore
>Starving painfully and about to shit myself
>Heat up some oats, but urge to shit becomes too bad
>Quickly grab a jar of peanut butter and run to the bathroom
>Forgot a spoon so use my hand
>Shitting naked while eating handfuls of peanut butter
>Finish and reheat those oats, make 4 eggs too
>Still haven't cleaned the peanut butter off my hands and mouth
>Sit naked and alone on my couch, shoveling oats and eggs into my peanut butter encrusted mouth
>Thinking of yesterday when my dentist receptionist yelled at me for not knowing my dad's address since I'm on his insurance
>Start to cry
>Finish and clean myself
>Have my first sip of my monster ultra
>Mom comes homes
>Get in an argument because she made a peanut butter sandwich for herself when we agreed that the peanut butter was mine and she has her turkey for sandwiches
>Take 2 hours to re-plan my workout routine
>Text a girl I know, she doesn't respond
>Masturbate
>Browse /fit/ for 5 hours while eating chicken and rice
>Watch anime for a bit
>Go to bed but can't get to sleep, thinking of her
>Masturbate and pass out

Most /fit/ way to kill myself?

Yes, you will get it at some supermarkets almost any gas station. I like red bull, so a friend recommended me Monster Rehab. Literally flushed that shit down the drain after a few sips.
>>67525186
I have epilepsy and never heard that drinking energy drinks has any effect on it. Did your doc tell you this?

>>67525286
>>67525291
Vitun köyhät, Skviik Skviik :D

I used to buy monster rehab, but nowadays mainly drink battery, burn and red bull. All the cheap ones taste like piss...

I used to be in the military. Sleep deprivation was a way of life.
The military is basically fueled by caffeine, nicotine and alcohol. Energy drinks were literal lifesavers.

Now I'm a full time college student so the caffeine is still helping.

>>67526095
ES is objectively better than fagster, cuckery or black bull

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>>67526095
t.

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i love drinking energy drinks but i drank to many and went to the er and now i vape energy drink flavor instead

>>67526554
Energydrinks actually triggered my panic disorder. t. ex jonne

>>67526057
told me caffeine was bad

>>67526367
No it's not, and i prefer jungled anyway

>that first sip

I feel the same way about NOS energy drinks

holy hell I am addicted to those

>>67524191
Taste like cheap shit.

>>67526001
>Slept through all my classes
>Half my day gone
>Smell like cum, shit, and sweat
>Unshaven beard and naked
>Whole body sore

I know these sensations all too well.

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>only reason I went to Albert Heijn because they had Monster Ripper
>other locations only had the green one
>nearest other location that sells Monster Ripper is in Amsterdam
>mfw Albert Heijn doesn't sell Monster anymore because they want to sell their own shit brand

>>67529810
iktf

>paying through the nose for a caffeinated soft drink that tastes like piss

I'll stick to coffee, thanks.

>>67524191
I see it in a lot of stores, so somebody must be drinking it.

>>67524647
runt

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>>67524191
Pretty popular but nothing beats red bull master race. That white monster is ok. Others don't taste that good.