Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>67522646
First for Sweden

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hi
where are the japanese qts

>>67522685
girls are not here

3なら移民歓迎!

>>67522646
That's a big backpack

>>67522646

ありがとー

>>67522735
殺した弟が入ってるの…(´・ω・｀)

>>67522685
In my ass

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>>67522735
4 you

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>>67522646
えっ
そのおんにゃの子
実は幽霊やど

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>>67522646
otsu

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おつやで

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>>67522735
何が入っているのやら
自分の肢体とかな

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>>67522726

>>67522753

音ゲーばかりしてた弟でつか・・・(´・ω・｀)

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>>67522863
(´・ω・｀)

>>67522896

オマエが祖国に帰ればいいだけだよ

Has anyone here figured out the mystery of how to get a Japanese girlfriend yet?

>>67522949
Look like me
Talk like me
Walk like me
Dress like me

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>>67522892
…(´・ω・｀)

おまいら
日経18000行きそうだぞ

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>>67521827
Everyone is talking abut "today's" anime, not that old ones.
With all the hentai and moe things, it is thought that today's anime culture is build by male creators and fans. But in reality, modern Anime and Manga was build by female creators, for female fans. They were dreaming of white women's beauty so they wrote the characters look like white. Ranma, Sailor moon, Uruseiyatsura, The Rose of Versailles: these are all created by female.

Then there comes male, the devils of testosterone. They stole the concepts and take over anime and manga culture. This is why anime looks like white.

male features
>aggressive
>violent
>smelly
>90% of criminal is male
>envious
>short tempered

>>67522975
How can I emulate you if I don't know what you look like?

>>67522977

R.I.P.

>>67522975
t. experience with Japanese girls: one 40 year old lady

>>67523022
You know what my nipple looks like

>>67523055
t. Jelliest man in the thread

>>67523018
Doraemon (Friday) , Chibi Maruko chan and Sazae san (both on Sunday)

They are all being aired now.

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>>67523018
>the devils of testosterone
u avin a giggle there m8

>>67523018
Maggie is ugly af

>Ranma, Sailor moon, Uruseiyatsura, The Rose of Versailles:

They are the old animes.

あれ?

>>67523079
copying your nipple...(´・ω・｀)

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>>67522753
>>67522892
八九寺真宵に兄弟がいたのか?
もっとも八九寺さんは
実は年上
>>67523018
>all the hentai and moe things
ばんちゅ屋は
萌えがなければアニメではない
が
持論すよ

>>67523055

You had an affair with a Japanese old lady? Wow

How can a guy sleep with a woman who is 15 years older than him?

>>67523273
フェッチなんだ

>>67523221
>old lady
40 years old is the golden age for a milf

>>67523273
insert dick

>>67522646
乙
すげえぞ「カオスサーガ」26時間でサービス終了だ!
何時始まったかすら知らなかった・・・
この動画の最後に出てくる裸エプロンのおっさん
がFF11のシドと言うキャラそっくりと言うかそのまんま
懐かしすぎるわw
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30055509

んじゃねる。ハゼットというドイツ工具買ってきます。おやすみ。

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>>67523273
熟女好きは病気だと
わいは思う
>>67523348
>FF11のシド
>裸エプロンのおっさん
人を無言にさせる何かがあるに違いない
見てなてけど

で、この八九寺のコスプレ幼女って有名なの?

>>67523290
Do you sometimes insert your dick into a sinkhole?

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>>67523286
わん(´・ω・｀)

>>67523348
ヤクザもスクエニには勝てなかったか

>>67523566
No. I don't know your mother.

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>>67523561
*見てないけど

まあ、という噂だったような

>>67523715
犯したい

>>67523752
大人らしいじゃないよ

>>67523752

それ本気で言ってる?こんなおしっこくさいガキに欲情するんか?

>>67524001
すまん、全然いける

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>>67523752
>>67523976

長澤茉里奈 援交

で検索してみ
そのスジでは有名だけど
一般人も知っているのだろうか?

>>67524001
やっても合法年齢なんやで

>>67524094
合法ロリやんけ
最高や

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>>67524001
>>67524086
はやまるなって
だから
二十歳だよ
多分、写真の時はもっと若いだろうが

身体を見ろ
実は巨乳だ

何で貧乳ちゃうねん!!

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>>67524168
この童顔で
Fカップ

ふぅ・・・

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>>67524677
やるよ
わいのフォルダの絵はここから
http://erogazou125.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-75.html

I hope Pantsu nonce gets arrested soon

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>>67524971
ちゅかまったのは
ぱんちゅはかない
Brit
でしゅた

>>67524971
Everybody's dream.

よ!みんな。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcUVtC-f8RY

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さて
絵が消されるでしょうか?
20歳の女の写真を貼って
Banされたら
人種差別や

って真宵は禁物

>>67525455
実写いらねー

やめてください、勃起する男の子もいるんですよ!

Have you ever insert your dick into a hole that isn't supposed to accept dick?

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>>67525174
>one brave british man takes on the japanese menace with his balls and cock exposed for ultimate shock and awe
>the japs fall right into his trap and cannot subdue the british bear

>>67525736
No
But I would love to shove it down The F.'s throat

>>67525816
Why do we have many gays in this thread?

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>>67525744
別に腐ったソーセージを晒そうがどうでもいいが
畏れ多くも皇居のお堀なので
お前は死刑だ
>>67525736
一応、処女とはしたけど
つか、初体験が処女とだった
>>67525816
そんな関係やったんか

>>67526028
I'm not really
The F. turns people into a gay

>>67526102
>そんな関係やったんか
No
Have you?

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>>67526177
we follow each other on twitter

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クソ
「真宵は禁物」という渾身の一発が滑った
他板に行って寝るわ

Every Anon
Good Night
TAIS
(Thank Amaterasu, it’s Friday)

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>>67525704

What's the best way to learn English?

>>67526829
Be born here

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>>67526804

>>67526829
born to be brit

>>67526897
How do you feel of a fact that English is regarded as the official language in the world? It's unfair, because we need to put lots of our time to learn English in schools.

>>67526829
American gf

>>67527052
>unfair

You've had thousands of years to prove your worth, but you were found to be too weak and inferior. Therefore as time passed on, other became stronger and more successful.

>>67527259
I didn't compare Japan with the other nations though.
I'm talking a fact that someone is given an ability of being able to speak the official language automatically without putting any effort on it. I feel it's unfair.

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>BABYMETAL to make a possible debut for the Red Team at the 67th NHK Kohaku Uta Gassen.

"More info on the 67th NHK Kohaku Uta Gassen
The Red Team will be represented by 有村架純 Arimura Kasumi.
The White Team will be represented by Masaki Aiba from Arashi.
A host has yet to be announced.
In addition to RADWIMPS and Arashi, RADIO FISH and GENERATIONS
from EXILE TRIBE will be on the White Team.
For the Red Team so far, it's AKB48, 乃木坂46 (nogizaka46),
Keyakizaka46 欅坂46 and BABYMETAL."

I feel like shit in the hell!!

>>67527559
Well of course it's unfair in that respect. But if it were up to me, it'd be forced on you at a much earlier age, so it would just be another natural language.

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..........

>>67527721
>But if it were up to me, it'd be forced on you at a much earlier age, so it would just be another natural language.
I didn't get what you mean by this part. Please use another expression.

>>67528057
What's the context?
He's a New Yorker, he could be saying Abe is great or that Abe is smart (in negative way) or half a dozen of other meanings

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCPTwC2_uTM&t=7s

Goodbye Texan in Tokyo!

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>>67529206
Literally who?

>>67529505
I don't know why but she is getting more attractive for me.

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>>67529631
やらないか?

>>67529631
>I don't know why
desperation

trump leave japan, china will nuke us.

>>67522646
OMG I love japan so much desu
I love the animey and the mango (LEL) I also love ramon so kawaii desu ne

>>67522646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLEu1lx8bg

What is this, Japan? How could you?

>>67530317
wow you are so funny for making le epic ironic posts XDDD wow where did you learn 2 b this funny dude? awesome LOL

>>67529505
>>67529670
>>67529874
>>67529950
Why do you have her screenshots?

>>67530460
pls no bully no baka

テラスハウス見てる人いる?
意外と中毒性あるんだけど

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>>67530466

>>67530912
Please stop trying me of getting addicted by her anymore..

>>67530459
That thumbnail was a lie

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>be the f
>complain that brits are autistic for spamming the thread with pictures of the same woman
>he's such a faggot he doesn't realise this is exactly what he does

>>67531131
Her skins are beautiful.

>>67531235
>Compare a meme to an alien

WHY DIDN'T NOBODY TELL ME THERE WAS ANOTHER THREAD UNTIL 瑞典人 TOLD ME
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CLICKED RELOAD BUTTON OF MY BROWSER?

>>67531493
This is why we should use the thread which was made first

WHO MADE THIS CONFUSING THREAD
>>67522541
>>67522541
>>67522541
>>67522541

Why is kanadjin so ugly?

>>67531354
>one man's meme is another man's spam

>>67531493
This thread is almost dead anyway. We have only Canada-jin san's pics in this thread.

>>67531593
Bulgarian Brit a.k.a TaoRila twat

>>67531493
I THINK I SHOULD HAVE USED "BEFORE" NOT "UNTIL", RIGHT?

>>67531613
I thought she was ugly in the first place, but now she is getting more attractive to me.

>>67531743
Nah. Until is the right word

>>67531567
>>67531646
>>67531661
okay let us enjoy Canada-jin san's pics together

At least, she has a vagina.

>>67531824
really? thanks!
and whole of that sentence is also correct?

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>>67531849

>>67532047
at least her T-shirt whose hands are rubbing her tits is fappable

>>67531493
Why didn't anyone tell me there was another thread until 瑞典人 told me?

Do you want to know how many times I clicked the reload button of my browser?

A couple of mistakes. Nothing to worry about.

What the Japanese about Jews?
Melonpan is a Jew

>>67531493
>I CLICKED RELOAD BUTTON OF MY BROWSER
are you exaggerating for ranting purpose or do you actually click "reload current page" button?

>>67532275
Basically, we don't know much about Jews.
There is no negative altitude towards Jews.

>>67532180
thanks
i am glad to hear that

>>67532350
I DID clicked "reload current page"(and yes you sure know you can use F5 key as an alternative way :DDD) button many times because nobody posted there

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俺は日本に行って白人の優れた遺伝子を日本女性に与える

この大サービスを感謝すべきだ

>>67532585
good idea
I am sure that your semen makes the average of height of Japanese ppl taller

>>67532585

入国審査官「入国の目的は?」
あなた「白人の優れた遺伝子日本女性に与え為です」

Do this.

>>67532543
You can check [Auto] box or click [Update] at the bottom of the page

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Why does japanese chinks hate white people?

>>67532820
Hello, gaijin-san.

>>67532703
Of course I know this site serves the auto reload system but I can't wait until it automatically reload the page you know?

>>67532820
Because you're ugly

>>67532820
btw plz teach me whether Spanish ppl are white or not

>>67533053
hard to answer

>>67533053
Nah, they're not.

>>67533107
then, you dont have to care it

>tfw来週ロンドンで面接あります
>tfw日本語はなさなきゃ
>tfw shitting bricksです

>>67533233
がんばれ
面接官は日本人?

>>67532820
Why would that matter to you?

>>67533293
まだわかんない
日本の会社だから多分

>>67528057
That's a killer post, anon-kun. Fantastic really.

>>67533205
It depends on what do you consider white
If you consider white those with a roman culture then we are white, If you consided white those with white skin then yes. On the other hand If you consider white only those with fair hair and blue eyes then we are not white

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>>67533506
>we are not white
damn rite

>>67533535
good memes :3

>>67532698
多分性犯罪の疑いで刑務所に入れられる

質の悪い冗談だ。。。

>>67533393
the point is whether do YOU think that you are white or not

>>67533506
the point is whether do YOU think that you are white or not

>>67533745
Why don't we all just post our nipples to find out who is white?

why do different types of asians hate each other? aren't you all mongolian anyway?

I made a mistake
the former is not for him, okay?

>>67533956
indeed

post yours

>>67534077
You first どうぞ

>>67533912
私の意見では本当の白人じゃない
アラブのように見えるのだ

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What does this mean?

>>67534218
DANIEL PLS

>>67533995
why do different types of Yugoslavians hate each other? aren't they all white anyway?

>>67534119
do you wanna see my hairy nipples?

>>67534265
Yes? Is there something?

>>67534199
正直日本人からするとアラブ人って堀が深くて鼻が高くてカッコいいんだけどね

>>67534316
>Yugoslavians
>white

>do you wanna see my hairy nipples?
Maybe

>>67534348
Something about "sometime in Venice"
I think she wants your peepee in Venice

>>67534348
Don't believe him

That means "Daniel, do you remember that in Venetia. when I remember it, I cant help making my pussy wet"

>>67534566
>>67534431
Both makes sense, knowing the context.

>>67534431
slavs are not white?

>>67534620
彼女のオッパイを貼ってくれ

>>67534620
Hey Daniel
hows her pussy?

>>67534644
white countries: Germany/Austria, Switzerland (German part), Netherlands, Denmark
non white countries: all others

塩谷信男さんという人がまた実に興味深いです。数少ない本物の超人、本物のマスターという印象です。1902年生まれで2008年に亡くなられたそうで、106歳まで生きたというのだけでも素晴らしいですが、なんと100歳のときにもゴルフで18ホールまわったり講演会をやっていたそうです。
さらに、これはゴルフ好きの間ではけっこう有名な話らしいのですが、1ラウンドを自分の年齢以下の打数でプレーする「エイジシュート」というものを87歳、92歳、94歳の3回達成しているそうです。
自分はゴルフはわからないので、このエイジシュートというのがどれくらいスゴイのかハッキリわからないけど、90越えて18ホール周るというのがすでに超人ですよね。
また、もっと若いとき……と言っても74歳のときですが、エベレストのトレッキングツアーに参加し、まわりの若者が次々と高山病でダウンしていく中、悠々と山歩きを楽しんでいたそうです。
そんなタフネスも正心調息法によるものだとか。

106歳まで生きた人の健康法って説得力あるな
パンツ屋も脳梗塞で入院したりしてるんだから、やってみればいいのに

>>67534373
余りリアルでアラブを見た事が無い印象を受ける
この国でアラブの数が多すぎて魅力がほとんどないんだ
もしアラブの女にちょっかいを出したら兄弟に殴られるよ

>>67534874
your opinion is so helpful
thanks!

>>67534903
>アラブの女にちょっかいを出したら兄弟に殴られる
なぜだ
恋愛は自由じゃないのか?

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>>67534874
>Germany
>White

>>67534874
>white countries: Germany
Stopped reading there

>>67535132
ロシア人か
白クマみたいなんだろうな、きっと

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>>67534644
85 and more = white

>>67534989
イスラムはそれを許さないの
イスラム教徒にとって白人との恋愛は罪だ

>>67535245
>blacktugal

>>67535313
兄弟ってアラブ人の兄弟って意味かよ!

>>67535245
I've got blue eyes can I be white Sir?

>>67535313
厳しいんだなあ
そういや日本人男とアラブの女性のカップルも聞いたことないな

>>67535408
Let me see
Hmm Poland.... 68!
No Sorry

>>67535457
Why is malmo not brown on the map?

>>67535408
why are Indonesian white?

>>67535571
Never been there so I wouldn't know anything about that

>>67535639
why is the northern part of Nordic cunts so black?

>>67535376
そうだ、もしアラブの彼女をつくったらその家族の男性に襲われる可能性が高い
私はいくつかのケースを聞いたことがあるのだ

昨日はおやすみも言えずに寝てしまった。
仕事行ってくるか。

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>>67535705
because of these people

>>67535719
いてらー

>>67535717
逆に白人側の家庭で問題視されることはないの?

>>67535800
looks white to be honest

>>67535873
>looks white to be honest
Maybe there are some Russians hiding up there then. Almost no one lives up there.

What anime made you an otaku/weeb?
Me is CC Sakura.

>>67536029
Naruto

>>67536029
Japan.

>>67536065
Naruto only makes you normie thogh

It looks like 90% of weeb like Naruto, but I don't understand what part of Naruto attracts them.

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>>67536109
Did you say normie?

>>67536258
Sakura is a hot bitch

>>67535873
あるにはあるけど同じ程度な問題じゃないんだ
でもその場合に暴力を使うことは絶対にない
イスラムってとても暴力的な宗教だから社会で多くの問題が発生するんだ

SHIT

the smoke of the cigarette by the guy lives in next door is entering my room through the extractor fan!

it makes me headache! may I protest to him?

>>67536485
Sorry that's me.

アラブパイパン人妻

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>>67536258
Naruto is pretty much international now, like DBZ of yesterday

>>67536520
FUCK YOU

>>67536485
He doesn't know there's a problem unless you communicate with him.

finally sakura has a child of sasuke, but do generally women love one person for log time like that case?

>>67536485
But wait, where does he smoke? Inside of his room or outside of his room?
If your apartment owner doesn't prohibit to smoke in the building, you can't force him to stop smoking because there is no valid reason.

>>67536445
俺そもそも人間って生き物が暴力性を持ってるって考えを持ってるから
何教だからとか何人種だから暴力的だって考えには与しないね俺は

>>67536715
yes indeed

>>67536936
he/she(I dont know) is smoking on the balcony outside of his room

>>67537145
サッカーをよくみてると民族性の違いがよくあらわれてるよ
アラブや中国、韓国は乱暴で荒っぽい
南米はズル賢い

>>67537145
I recommend you to tell him/her through your apartment management, because there are many troubles or incidents recently in Japan, where someone gets stabbed by his neighbor due to quarrels.

>>67522735
ゆ ゆ
ゆ ゆ

>>67536818
Sakura was irelevant the whole time

>>67536818
>>67537562
its funny because i think Sai got the best girl in the end; he had a child with Ino lol, no one saw that coming

>>67537334
yeah that's right
I don't want to have problem with neighbors indeed
the problem is I don't know which neighbor is smoking in this time. I cant tell the owner WHO is smoking outside

ドイツ人の彼女が欲しいなぁ

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How would a literate Japanese person and/or speaker read the kana upon first glance? Ideally, I hope that someone would read it as アリツイ. If not, which order should the kana be written in this format? I illustrated it like the ユニクロ logo.

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What do you all think of the chocolate Christmas pudding I got, the sparkly stuff on top is edible glitter

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Here's a pic with flash so you can see it sparkle better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LS_bIbsLyE&feature=youtu.be

>>67537848
I read リイアツ

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>>67537890
>edible glitter

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おはようございます

>>67537890
that thumbnail looks like a cat loaf

>>67538007
おはよう

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>>67537890
>British cuisine

>>67537932
So.. you made it by yourself and are gonna eat it alone..?

>>67537848
アリツイorリイアツ
both of them dont make sense tho

>>67538062
it was ready made and i just had to put it in the oven for 60 mins

http://www.marksandspencer.com/luxury-gold-melt-in-the-middle-pudding/p/p60088597?prevPage=plp&pdpredirect

>>67538062
Who would he share it with?
2D girls can't eat 3D puddings.

>>67538141
It's a bit early to be fucking about with Christmas pudding

Have you got Christmas dinner prepared?

business information:

I will poop from now

>>67538268
keep us updated

are you going to wipe or use that magical japanese water spray system?

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>>67537971
>>67538096
How would you read this upon first glance?

>>67538059
How about Swedish cuisine?

>>67538364
I prefer Japanese

>>67538351
ユニクロ (^:

Now Trump is talking with Japanese prime minister.Abe.Please guess what they are talking about. My forecast Trump "Support money to built the wall.We have to defend our country from shit"

>>67538491
Trump: "Abe is a mess."

Abe was a mistake

>>67538266
i ordered my christmas and new year stuff last month, but m&s have a special celebrating early range where you can get some of the christmas stuff early such as this pudding and a few festive meat things, i had a rack of venison earlier which was numbered 68 for some reason and i got a really fancy lamb dish which i will take a picture of tomorrow

its this:

http://www.marksandspencer.com/lamb-crown/p/p60088515?prevPage=plp

>>67537145
ちょっと甘い考えだと思うんだ。。。
もし日本に何百万人のイスラム教徒が住むのならきっとヨーロッパと同じに大問題になる
最近ニュースを見た事が無いようだな。。。

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>>67538491
>Abe, do you think I fucked up bad?
>Donaurdo-san, you have fuck up real bad.

>>67538609
移民を全く受け入れない厳しい法律持った日本人が言っても説得力ないよね 確かに

安倍首相英語できますか

>>67538333
I just wiped

>>67538351
that is because we japanese know the word ユニクロ, so we read it as ユニクロ but both of アリツイ and リイアツ are nor Japanese word, so I couldn't make sense at glance

>>67538739
Most people don't know this fact.He studied at University of Southern California.lol

>>67538748
>I couldn't make sense at glance
*those didn't make sense

>>67538664
むしろ人減らし違ってるしね
明治以降棄民政策何度も取ってきたし

>>67538609
なぜか日本でトルコ人とクルド人が大乱闘してるニュース映像見て、この人たちとはやっていけないなとわかった

>>67538907
もともと鎖国してた国だからねw
Anti-immigrantsの代表国なわけで

>>67538959
確かに国土の3割未満しか住むとこないのにそれで1億人以上の人口は多すぎる
もう65歳以上から生存権奪っちゃうか、無人島に強制移住させて開拓させなきゃね

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>>67538739

emberassing

>>67539059
それは人権的に無理だからジジババにかかってる100兆の社会保障をある程度カットして軍事費にまわせばいい いくらなんでも奴らに甘すぎ 死ぬほど貯蓄もってるんだから自分で払え

>>67538748
Yes, it is purposely not a real word. Thus, most Japanese people read 「アリツイ」if written like (1):

ツア
イリ

instead of (2):

アリ
ツイ

???

For literate people who speak Japanese as a second/third language, which direction do you think they would read it as 「アリツイ」?

>>67539213
The second one maybe, because you only read sentence from left?

>>67539173
金ねぇのに厚生年金上がったし年金なんて払いたくねぇよぉ
防衛費に回すのは嫌かな、俺らに直接ばらまけよ

>>67538664
全くではない。サッカーでもサントスやハーフナーやラモスがいる。

>>67539423
How would you read at first glance:
コン
ビニ


???

>>67539724
Nevemind. That was a bad example. Please wait...

>>67539724
I read it コンビニ, because there is no word, ンニコビ.

>>67539724
as you were said, it depends.

>>67539857
Yeah, I know what you are trying to say.
So in the below case, it could be read in both way, and .
But this doesn't happen so often, because we don't split a word between lines.

>>67540098
fixed

Yeah, I know what you are trying to say.
So in the below case, it could be read in both way, (1) (2) (3) (4) and (2) (4) (1) (3).

(1) (2)
(3) (4)

But this doesn't happen so often, because we don't split a word between lines.

>>67531979
i'd say use "on my browser" instead of "of my browser" and you should use "why did" instead of "why didn't" in this context, but besides that it's fine. though the writing does feel a bit stiff and overly formal

>>67538007
あなたが可愛いですね。。。
おっぱいを触ってあげてください

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オランダ人はまだ長崎の出島に住めますか?家賃の代わりに東インド会社のコスプレを出来るよ

セウォル号事件、朴が自分の似非宗教のために人身御供を命令した事だと明らかになった


こんな国なんて日本から独立しなかった方が良かった
いや最初から存在しなかったら良かった

すぐにこのニュースが日本にも届くよ 笑ってくれ

今回はネトウヨの言うことに一切反駁できない

>>67540859
ちょうどオランダ村って名称の出島があってね

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i am an american person.

i must say i so sorry for the war crime agaisnt japan.

america terrible country, i wish i would be from a country big better, like japan.

we americans are apologize for war crime!

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>>67540931
top kek

>>67538609
日本も何気にムスリム増えてきたよ
大半がマレーシアやインドネシアからの観光客だけど、アジア圏のムスリムは行儀がいいから問題ない
こっちも彼らの文化・風習に配慮してるしね
特にホテルとかはお祈り専用の部屋とかハラルフードとか提供してるところが増えてきてる

>>67540931
america i like
i happy hear that
but you english terrible
you not america i know
you should be you as usual

>>67540909
>セウォル号事件、朴が自分の似非宗教のために人身御供を命令した事だと明らかに
空白の7時間にチェ・スンシルと会ってたってだけでしょ?
そんなに問題ではない気がするけど

>>67541268
サウジアラビア人がお地蔵さんや仏像こわしたり、トルコ人とクルド人の大乱闘があったけど
アジアでも中東の人はまずいな

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こんばんは!
Hello! (Good evening!)

あなたはお尻がすき?
Do you like butts?

私の日本語は苦手なんです。御免なさい。
My Japanese is not very good. I apologize.

Are there any good books or resources for learning the most common/useful kanji and vocabulary? I learn a bunch of grammar and then can't do anything with it because I don't know enough words.

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Would you? She seems super egotistical.

>>67541740
literally read anything. read a lot. read every comic book or light novel you want and you'll catch on to the common stuff pretty fast, especially if you use anki

>>67541268
観光客の場合は全然違います
西洋の国に住みたいならその文化に適応すべきです
ここに来るムスリムはマナーが全然なくていつまでも自分の国にいるように振る舞い続けます
ムスリムの福祉依存は経済的にも問題になりつつある

>>67539120
>(顔上げ拍手促す)
wwwww

>>67540859
(長崎の)ハウステンボスで働けw

>>67541740
Get Anki (SrS program) and download the Core vocabulary decks. That should keep you occupied for several months. Try learning 20-30 new words a day at least if you want to progress fast.

how to get japanese gf

When you lurk 4chan by smart phone, which application do you use?

>>67542032
>西洋の国に住みたいならその文化に適応すべきです
本当これ
>ムスリムの福祉依存は経済的にも問題になりつつある
オランダも周辺諸国と同じく移民が多いの?

>>67541849
>super egotistical
youtuberのミカエラか

よし、今日も鬼十則でがんばるぞ

>>67542032
幸いにも定住者は少ないけどこれといったトラブルは聞いたことがないな
近所のインドカレー屋は店主がパキスタン人、店主の嫁がマレーシア人でムスリムの一家で普通に行儀がいいよ
少数だからかもしれないけどね

正直オランダに移住したい…まあゲルマン系民族の国は外国人お断りなんだと思うけどさ

Japan how are your women? are they bitchy and vapid like american women? explain

ムスリムも信教の自由を認めていて世俗主義を標榜している国から来た人と
そうじゃない人とで社会との同化具合が大分違うからね
でも結局は一度に移民してくる数の問題かな。大量の移民を短期間で一気に定住させてしまうと
簡単に移民だけのコミュニティを形成されてしまって同化が進まなくなる

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>>67542863
none of your business

>>67542929
M-mean....

>>67542153
clover

>>67542863
they are pretty with wonky teeth (just like ours)

リアオタは死ね

>>67543048
目指せオタ充

>>67543037
>wonky teeth
haha, its just like a me.

>>67543007
why don't you get foreign women?

>>67543090
辛抱してよ非リアオタ

安倍の青ざめた顔見た?

>>67542561
>少数だからかもしれないけどね

多分、日本の移住政策は厳しいから、最高の移民だけを選ぶのではないか

>>67543184
non lad.
i have foreign friend.
but i cant speak english well...

>>67543370
Weeb girls want you just because you are Japanese.

>>67543268
みたみた
真っ先に飼い主様に尻尾振って嫌われて50万のゴルフクラブ持っていかれた馬鹿面
よくテレビに出られたな、文字通り馬鹿面晒しただけだったわ

>>67543452
しーっ!

>>67543425
あの顔は日米同盟解消だよ

>>67543405
please introduce it to me.

>>67543556
You must come to foreign countries. Weeb girls are crazy. Do not stick your dick in crazy.

>>67541520
船長も航海士も前日替えられた
唯一に死んだ船員だけ朴の宗教の信徒じゃなかった

>>67543425
順番に意味はないという人はいるが外交では順番とか席順はめちゃくちゃ意味がある 日本の民主党ですらこの会談ができたことを評価してるからね 世界中から電話がかかってきてる中どんなトリックを使ったのかわからんがw CNNやBBCも速報トップニュースにして驚いてる 何で日本が一番最初なんだと

I'll make a new thread.

>>67542200
比較的にかなりの数を受け入れました
でももう何十年に中東や北アフリカから移民を受け入れて現在16人に1人はムスリムです

>>67542561
私は親日家で外国人が嫌いなわけじゃないんです
ムスリムと日本人の価値観と態度は全然違います
ここにはアジア人は大歓迎です

>>67543666
一番最初に日本に圧力かけるから

new thread
>>67543780
>>67543780
>>67543780

>>67543666
ちなみに電話はエジプト・イスラエル、あとどっかの国の後の4番目だったらしいわ。
トランプちゃんと仲良くできるといいわね。

>>67543643
え?セウォル号の乗組員が宗教の信徒だったってこと?
チェ・スンシルの?
マジか?
日本ではいまのところニュースではやっていないが

>>67543666
つか民進党は既にトランプに会ってて安倍ちゃんよりそこらは進んでるんよね

>>67543842
うん 似非キリスト教の新天地教
セヌリ党の中にも信徒がいた
セヌリは韓国語で
セ ー 新しい
ヌリ ー 世
で、新天地を暗視する