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korean pop

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reposting my image

will be having sex with a girl soon :3

the free market only works in certain circumstances and with a solid and consistent regulatory framework

>>67516540
don't mean to disappoint you but I doubt that you will be anywhere near a girl

PoF is scraping the bottom of a disgusting barrel

>>67516545
statist bigot

>>67516540
if you need these runty apps to get a girl, you're really not going to get a girl

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'twas a different era

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economic plan: 90% of your taxes go to the governement, and then you are given free healthcare, education, housing, food and supplies

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Lads.

>>67516570
What if you find one of your hot colleagues on tinder lad?

>>67516577
where does the other 10% of my taxes go?

>>67516575
I miss when this place wasn't so cynical

This is the first /brit/ I've OP'd
Hope you enjoy

how long does pinkeye even last rrRRREEEEEEEEE

>>67516577
but then you have little disposable income to spend on goods and services, people have to take out more loans leading to more debt and other bad things

>>67516593
To Hiro for (((server costs)))

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I WILL kill this cephadrome

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Time commanders is coming back! WHAAHEY!

>>67516608
Go to a local pharmacy and ask them for an eye drip lad, it will fix it up in minutes.

the "free" market is a myth

>>67516641
those stretch marks are fucking going for it
did she get that big within a week?

breaking news: she got mad

>>67516553
didn't say a good looking girl

>on second date with older woman, 34
>she's married but open relationship agreed upon with husband who"s overseas so whatever
>brings me back to her place
>she confesses that her husband is coming back to town the very next day and she agreed as a rule to not have sex with anyone the night before
>drags me over to the couch anyway, I come along because I"m blue balled as shit
>starts grinding on me
>starts mumbling that she's worried about her relationship and she feels broken, starts grinding harder
>get ahold of myself
>tell her that it"ll be ok if she tries and I should go
>she gets off and I go get a glass of water
>she walks up to me and says "thank you"
>gives me a kiss
>open the door and walk off home

>>67516631
thanks lad i will

>>67516585
here's a reply

not a single word

>>67516671
I'm sure

Haha mental.

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479240599836.webm

>>67516671
should have fucked her dummy

@67516671

shan't be poisoning my neural circuits with this fantastic drivel

Bet you I could heem a bigfoot

>>67516657
His is a powerful seed.

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are the australians going to make a thanksgiving toad

>>67516713
she's 34, I doubt she has a dummy

Just watched Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS lads

bit of a weird movie, some absolutely cracking chebs throughout though

dj nate aka bakaman

doing a wank then going lectures ttfn x

>>67516722
currawong

>>67516684
Most appreciated, lad.

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>>67516716
Literally on my way home as we speak

>>67516603
you made it early you useless cunt

At pokemon sun and moon midnight release lads ahah

What am I doing with my life

>>67516795
more than me atleast

>>67516776
Bus wanker

doing a poo

>>67516795
such a runt
would love to smack you in the chops
grow up

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>he took the bus to a get to a date

>>67516821
*unzips pants*
*presents what can only be described as a bloody mess of shredded skin where once a ballbag had been*
heh........ how about you smack these instead...........

just found out my band is supporting one of my favourite bands in august lads. temporarily at normie levels of good mood tbqh

>>67516858
You play an instrument too? What instrument to you play?

>>67516887
triangle

ya neber lern mang

>>67516887
sign

>>67516887
Yer mums fanny lips

>>67516887
maracas

>>67516896
GOOD post

>>67516887
recorder

>>67516887
Skin flute.

>>67516887
The spoons

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>>67516887
singer/guitarist in a punk band desu. done a fedora to save you the trouble

shut up dickhead

>>67516928
>having skin on your flute

Glad to see you didn't get kike'd anon

FUCK.

The girl whose profile I liked on PoF is gone now and it's like I've been left at the party with people I don't know. Might message one girl, or just look at her profile to get her attention, but if not I'm deleting it and never going back. I only signed up because it was easier than OKCupid.

>>67516887
maracas

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>done a fedora to save you the trouble

>>67516908
>>67516961
UNoriginal post

>>67516887
gong

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

fuck off i got work to do
*drives away*

>>67516887
cow bell

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>>67516938

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>australia
>bleaches the great barrier reef
>lectures america on climate issues

The reduced hot counter at tesco is incredible 2bh

walking home from work on a cold evening and picking up a delicious pasty for 50p or a spicy sausage or a bag of chicken wings for peanuts is just amazing

>The United States Government says the United Nations will decide how many refugees it accepts from Australia's offshore detention centres in Nauru and Manus Island.

Good little runtoids

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OHHHHH
MARGE IS ILL

>>67516938
Nice dude I play the USB myself (I'm a DJ at one of Melbourne's biggest clubs, they call me DJ Big Penis and I'm banging the HOTTEST slags on the daily)

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w2c a sensible down to earth modest possibly religious gf?

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>that's not how you fedora post in the slightest

Milo Yiannopolous is a national hero and deserves a peerage.

>religion
absolute state of people in general

>>67517011
Sounds like you should be looking at a mosque

>>67517011
at the local mosque.

>>67517001
literally not going to happen

the UN has no power

>>67517023
>>67517025
great minds

>>67517022
honestly think the church and the state should be separate thank you

>>67517032
literally is happening
the usa has no power

>>67517023
>>67517025
hmm no shan't be doing that

reckon I'd heem my gf in the stomach if she told me she was pregnant

>>67516938
>in a punk band
Post recordings if you have any

>>67517032
You've already agreed to it you slug. But that wasn't enough, you couldn't be sated with just eating up our leavings. Now you've left it up to the U.N. to decide how much you're going to eat

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-13/australia-announces-refugee-resettlement-deal-with-us/8021120

>>67517059
The US wants it to happen and if Obama is still in power when the transfer occurs it will happen

>>67517076
yeah

>>67517074
obama decided. he's a UN puppet. nobody respects him

>having unprotected sex a few days ago
>very close to cumming inside

very scary moment desu

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me in the back

>>67517095
Factually correct post

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>tfw aussie seal of approval

>>67517101
Funny post, Yank.

Now fuck off.

>>67517095
Hm? Doesn't really change it though now does it?

Now open up, here comes the aeroplane
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>67517096
>not spreading your seed whereever you can

>be fat
>get lots of zits on the inner part of my thighs due to chafing
>lose weight
>still get zits despite no chafing

hmm

>>67517101
bit racist

>>67517072
nah, prefer to keep 4chan separate desu

Trump is an obese man in his 70s

How the fuck do the yanks expect him to run a country for potentially nearly a decade without randomly dying?

Mind you, Clinton is about to be in her 70s and she was actually collapsing because of her illnesses. And Bernie always looks like he's on the verge of death

fucking hell why do yanks want geriatrics to lead them

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fallen in love with another escort

>>67517096
At least you're not using sinful contraceptives.

>>67517121
Photoshopped

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>>67515129
>>67514916
What the fuck

>>67517137
unless said "refugees" enter america within the next few weeks it's not happening. in fact i'd be surprised if trump hasn't already stopped it

>>67517138
she's my gf and she knows where i live tho

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>>67517139
>self-conscious about zits on inner thigh

>>67517151
Reagan won at 69 (same age as Clinton) and he did fine. Also Trumps medical records said he was in perfect health except for a weight loss goal of 15lbs which seems about right.

>>67517151
They all would've broken existing the age record for US president, all older than Obama currently
I imagine he won't do the full 8 years

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>>67517165
>van brittan

>>67517173
what part of my post suggests I'm self conscious about them?

>>67517151
trump could kick my ass

i enjoy sniffing my arsey fingers greatly

>>67517207
Thats not hard you manlet fuck

>>67517151
Soviets had this problem in the end as well, their leaders were dying before their predecessor was buried
Hmmm....


>>67517167
Trump has practically no power, not until he's sworn in on January 20. That's a lot of time to chew :^)

>>67517203
all about the inference inni
wouldn't notice if there was anything odd there

>>67517191
Reagan wasn't a fatty with a penchant for fast foods

Also he wasn't "fine", the man had Alzheimer's for the last half of his presidency

>>67517255
This 2bh
He also had cancer at one stage

>>67517231
*kicks you in the balls*

not so tough now huh haha

>>67517236
trump has already stopped the TTP/TTIP, open immigration, set the table for renegotiating NAFTA, opened relations with dozens of foreign powers, set the stage for allying with russia/assad to end the war in syria, told the MSM to fuck off and kicked all the lobbyists out of his cabinet

>>67517255
He was diagnosed with alzheimers 8years after his last term ended. Alzheimers does not go slowly enough that the theories he had it in office hold any credibility.

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>>67517165

Might have a poo

Why is it so difficult to pull off a 20s style? Going to a party soon and they're obsessed with The Great Gatsby. I have a similar build to some people in Boardwalk Empire and The Great Gatsby but when I went to try on suits it looked awful.

>>67517290
No, he's not done any of that
What he has done is made people wary of these things because they know they're going to get shot down in January and there's little point in going forward with them. because they're still likely to be negotiating long after he's inaugurated, at least in the case of the TPP but it's the same for all the rest

We've already seen just how quickly they've been able to process Syrian refugees in the past, a couple months at most for several hundred, and that's just random people in camps. Most of the ones you're going to be proudly forcing down your gullet are people that've already been processed, documented and all that shit by us. They're coming whether you want them or not :^)

Bob is gay

The lines on the inside of detergent caps are 20% higher than they need to be

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>>67517396
Don't eat or wash until the party, you'll be able to pull it off mate

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>>67517422

eating an apple lads

finished my apple lads

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>Why is it so difficult to pull off a 20s style? Going to a party soon and they're obsessed with The Great Gatsby. I have a similar build to some people in Boardwalk Empire and The Great Gatsby but when I went to try on suits it looked awful.

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killed the cephadrome lads
fucking cunt he is

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AOTYAYEY coming through

I served with Fatcam. I knew Fatcam. Fatcam was a friend of mine. Lisicki, you're no Fatcam.

>>67517650
oh, well imagine

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Making my own pasta for tagliatelli. Turns out okay if you consider my roller was the cling film roller.

>>67517579
Did you eat the core or not?

>going on a date on Friday
>she's sent nudes already

Am I in there lads?

>>67517733
yeah she'll fuck you but that's a red flag if you want a gf out of her

literally working from 10am to half past midnight tomorrow lads haha kill me

>>67517733
enjoy your slag

>>67517714
>making my own pasta

how does that work then. doesn't pasta just grow in an orchard?

>>67517769
But we're also getting along really well and have a lot in common.

It seems like there's also gf potential.

>>67517714
good on ya lad

making pasta dough is back breaking labour

>>67517733
weird, your post says you got sent nudes but you must have forgotten to upload them

>>67517733
human fleshlight tier

unironically messaging my English teacher from school (she was 25 and training when i was in year 11) and being quite flirty with her. She's replying with x's. fucking mad

>>67517837
I was also surprised that it doesn't.

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>>67517908
Don't do this.

need an alien gf to send me nudes via wormhole text

>>67517908
all you brits reply with x's xx.

>>67517948
I wrote a poem for a qt when I was in primary h-haha

poing a doo, lads

Scoobying a Doo, lads.

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>>67517948
glad I read that

>>67517979
use to be popular with girls when i was in primary school haha

my prospects have gone drastically down since way back then haha

didn't realise frank ocean release a new album. neat

dont want to imagine what you people are like irl

>>67518031
I like to read it every now and again and "That boyfriend or cuck" slays me every time.

>>67517908
There was a guy in my year at school. Fat and nerdy. Lost loadsa weight and ended up looking really good. Now he's fucking one of his former teachers (well she was in training at the time but she's qualified now).

He deserves it actually. One of the nicest blokes I know.

>>67518050
I'm actually pretty likeable

the people you need to avoid are Poleaboo sympathisers, anime posters and unironic Rorkes

>>67518050
Apparently I'm actually cooler irl than online. A bunch of builders said I'm a "right fucking geezer" recently :3

can't even begin to imagine what a conversation with a girl from PoF would be like

>>67517948
quality post this

>>67518050
i'm pretty normie 2bh

>say jobs'a'good'n
>it wasn't

>>67517948
at least this must have been /b/ or /r9k/ and not a normal board

>>67518050
I'm pretty strange

>>67518143
r e
l a
t e
a
b
l
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it's weird how /pol/ has loads of normies from reddit now but brit/pol/ is still a nationalist /r9k/ colony

pooed that doo i was talking about

>>67518094
2/3 not bad

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have to go outside tomorrow lads

Where is Assange?

>>67518215
same lol

>>67518240
I'm Assange

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how do I become more authoritarian?

utterly hate the idea of someone else telling me how to live my life/me telling someone else how to live their life

someone explain to me why civil liberties and social freedoms are "bad"

>>67518240
here i am

>>67518281
most people are stupid

>>67518281
is bottom right the kpop lad that doxxed himself?

>>67518306
Matt Ludford aye

Hate this hot/cold thing

I wish I wasn't such a coward or I'd straight up ask her if she wants to go out, I'm just too scared of rejection

balls of steel

>>67518306
it's neo from the matrix

>>67518378
thought you meant having to go outside after spending all day with the heating on
but nah, turns out you're just banging on about girls again
fuck you're boring

me and the so called "gf" got in a fight again lads http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/ramen-noodle-battery-528391

>>67518343
lmao

what a loser

>>67518421
You're a mong m8

>>67518378
Are you me? ahahaha

>housemate's ex comes over just so they can argue
ah yes, just what I wanted at 1 am

all australians should be killed

>>67518490
why dont you tell them to shutup and her to piss off

>>67518490
rape her or him

bit hungry

>>67518540
my housemate is a girl
my other housemate (who is more or less the landlord) is thinking of kicking them out

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gonna do a workout

get the blood pumping

Had a Canadian non-ironically say to me that "anyone who's completely straight is pretty much a Trump supporter"

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South Australian parliament rejected legalising voluntary euthanasia lads

fuck me

Going to cancel my Monday date

Just not feeling all this anymore

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NOW LOOK AT THIS GIMMICK

THAT I JUST FOUND

>>67518650
what about involuntary euthanasia haha

YOU

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

too many foreign wankers in /brit/

FIRE IN THE DISCO

I WANNA PUT SOMETHING IN YOU

>>67518702
Agreed.

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Alri

>Paddy O'Mick complaining about foreigners
hmm

>>67518650
religious types shouldn't be allowed to be politicians

>>67518714
FOM

Have decided to begin filtering any post containing a letter from a foreign alphabet lads
Must say it's improved /int/ dramatically

>>67518023
yes well Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Billy Carter is smarter

>all but one of my pirate bay proxies are down
holdme

FIX UP LOOK SHARP

>>67518714
didn't you just go yesterday

>>67518793
tpb.org is up lad

yeah i like this album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ

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Rate my gf

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This is my life

*my dick is hard*

>>67518894
i pity you

>>67518894
thank you for your service

Why aren't millionaires like myself welcome in these threads? I have much to contribute

ITS MY LIFE
ITS NOW OR NEVER
I DONT WANNA LIVE FOREVER

>>67518894
looks shit ngl

>>67518771

which letter ?

You're gonna have to earn a (You) from me lads, I don't just give then out willy nilly you know

nazi puto

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moving out of home tomorrow lads x

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Look what you did, Amerikkka.

imagine giving out your willy willy nilly

On radio 4 in a few minutes

The qt that sits by my feet on the train said I have a nice smile today.

>The eastern bearded dragon (Pogona barbata) is an agamid lizard found in wooded parts of Australia... Other common names for this species include Jew lizard
hmm

>>67519044
>Trump doesn't have the temperament to be President

>>67518940
contribute to my neetdom

>>67519062
>The qt that sits by my feet on the train said I have a nice smile today.
I honestly cannot imagine this scenario

this member berry shit got really old really fast

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>>67519078

just matched with a girl called Lottie, what should I say to her?

>>67519062
>lying on the internet

>>67519137
What part is confusing you?

*tags you in some shitty unfunny meme on facebook*

>>67519078
i put one of those in someone's mailbox once

>>67519164
Lottie, you hottie

>>67519178
Tell us what happened lad

you should be able to sue your parents for bringing you into the world desu

>>67519164
lottie you slag

why are o2 so shit

>>67519167
>a compliment is beyond the realm of comprehension for /brit/

>>67519209
could be on to something th-
>>67519232
ah no wait, this is the one, this one right here

>>67519172
>The qt that sits by my feet on the train
this bit

sits by your feet?

some runt i barely know tagged me in a retarded facebook meme

Told some spacker on the train he had a nice smile. I might've prevented his suicide lads

>>67519214
i was a delinquent youth, the kind who enjoyed vandalism and random acts of mayhem, and one day my friend and i found one of those lizards and decided that the image of someone finding it in their mailbox would be comical, so we picked a random house and put it in their mailbox

>>67519164
show me ur slottie, lottie

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>a compliment is beyond the realm of comprehension for /brit/

wait, cara and amy whatsername are over already?

are they straight now?

>>67519250
I'm too tall for the seats, so I stand. She sits on the floor next to me and plays on her phone or her 3DS.

>>67519299
cum on her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38013351

I don't understand, is rape pretty much legal in dubai?

>>67519278
In australia?

>>67519164
alri lottie
you look hottie
i'll put my knob
in your bottie
(bottie is short for bottom and is used for rhyming purposes)

>>67519308
Bit gay.

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*greases up the ol pompadour *

Don’t knock at the door, little child,
I cannot let you in,
You know not what a world this is
Of cruelty and sin.
Wait in the still eternity
Until I come to you,
The world is cruel, cruel, child,
I cannot let you in!

Don’t knock at my heart, little one,
I cannot bear the pain
Of turning deaf-ear to your call
Time and time again!
You do not know the monster men
Inhabiting the earth,
Be still, be still, my precious child,
I must not give you birth!

>>67519318
yeah it was in australia

>>67519299
sounds like sly noncing to me

Trump won the moment he coined Make America Great Again

>>67518894
I am always enraged by you lack of carpets, why don't you buy the fuckers? Aren't those what the people there make?

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>>67519343
>>67519343
"Don’t knock at the door, little child,
I cannot let you in,
You know not what a world this is
Of cruelty and sin.
Wait in the still eternity
Until I come to you,
The world is cruel, cruel, child,
I cannot let you in!

Don’t knock at my heart, little one,
I cannot bear the pain
Of turning deaf-ear to your call
Time and time again!
You do not know the monster men
Inhabiting the earth,
Be still, be still, my precious child,
I must not give you birth!"

>>67519364
She's in uni.

utterly CRAVING a tights gf

making a move

>>67519387
you really fucked this one up lad

>>67519372
Trump didn't coin that.

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xxxx

>>67519372
"""won"""

>>67519396
business idea: get a regular gf and make her wear tights instead

>>67519423
Notice the demonisation of white males again? This is why they lost.

>>67519379
It's a shitty guard shack they don't give a fuck about carpets

girls tell me they like my chest

>>67519423
>in this classroom there are no walls

But...how

>>67519395
sure she is

>>67519423
how do undocumented kids get into school?

surely there's some paperwork involved that will point out they're an illegal?

>>67519476
not allowed ice cream

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the so-called gf

having some clean water

business idea: offer to kill suicidal people in exchange for all of their assets

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT

>>67519493
boring iah

>>67519493
how does playboy stay alive? who wants to look at softcore porn anymore?

>>67519476
obvs you keep the no-doc kids outside in a pen

>>67519525
in the room

>>67519278
convict cockney waif genes still strong i see

>>67519541

I've gone full circle

>>67519549
my mum is from england and dad is from new zealand desu

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tites

>>67519541
those magazines are full of page filling advertisements

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>>67519482
no, because democrats want them as free votes and republicans are influenced by big corporations that use them as slave labor. i.e. the "americans aren't going to pick their own strawberries for 30 cents an hour bigot, we can't deport them!"

trump's going to let ICE do their job when he gets in and it's going to be huge

>>67519541
Playboy doesn't actually do softcore porn anymore. They removed nudity.

could heem any of you if I fancied it

>>67519600
AUSTRALIA MENTIONED

counting my eggs before they hatch

>>67519602
i bet the jews were behind it

check em
>>67519655
>>67519655
>>67519655