/brit/

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/balt/

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korean pop

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>>67514662

young metro young metro young metro

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karen lads

My stomach's been feeling a bit jippy over the last few days. I think this might be the end lads.

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>people are responding to my bait seriously
>>>/v/357933784
not what I wanted
go throw in some fanboy anger in there lads

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>he still thinks the brits won over Napoléon
>he still don't know that they hide out like jews until Napoléon was on his knees just to finish him off

the gf must have seen me liking pics of well dressed womyn because she's asked me to advise her on what clothes to buy haha

even disregarding their beliefs leftists are fucking weird
just the way they talk as if they're all soldiers in the revolutionary front when they're just shitposting on facebook

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*glues placemat to bottom of laptop*

why did I only think of this now?

>>67514705

wasn't social justice warrior a term made up by the right?

>>67514699
doesn't matter who did the most damage, it matters who got the KO and got exp for finishing it

>>67514705
funny how the so called alt-right adopted that same mentality while shitposting on /pol/ instead

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>>67514705
i like to call them racists and watch them squirm

>>67514657
This 2bh

>>67514762
>being a jew
ladu-kun..

>>67514762
ebin

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>>67514705
>just the way they talk as if they're all soldiers in the revolutionary front when they're just shitposting on facebook

PRAISE KEK first post best post
We're SAVING western civilisation

>>67514786
it's remarkable

>Alt Right: *says something actually racist, discriminating against a race*
>Me: that's racist
>Alt Right: nice BUZZWORD, go back to tumblr

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ah yes

>>67514766
hmm good thing I'm not alt-right

is janny policing /brit/ 24/7 now

>>67514705
Everyone wants to feel important and a part of something greater than themselves and leftism offers that for college students and un/underemployed liberal arts grads

listening to the so-called jazz, consisting of piano, double bass and saxophone

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bloody 'ell
I thought sexism was bad... but this ADVANCED sexism sounds even worse!

>>67514826
he needs to work hard to earn that pay

>>67514828
t. did STEM and began as an engineer with a big house, big car and big wife as well as the whopping salary of 300k a month

>>67514813
>a criticism of one is an endorsement of the other
ah yes

>>67514834
Hmm should read up on all the things these new stem women have invented

Why do flat earth believers think the powers that be want people to think the earth is round?

>>67514832

I do like a bit of the ol' jazz

>>67514838
thought he was alright before think its just the time of the month again

>>67514870
Done

i dont wanna wake up

>>67514834
ehh

the only girls who do stem are autistic

>>67514817
it's a funny thing how calling a racist a racist is offensive these days

>>67514862
Who said endorsement? Your argument was missing the whole perspective :)

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the missus and i

>>67514871

because there are two 'sides' to every 'coin'

>>67514870
google american inventors instead
really lubricates the noggin

>>67514907
some legs on 'er

>>67514817
maybe you should go back to tumblr

>>67514905
not really
the so called alt-right does the same thing but at least they don't attach their real name to it
also they actually own guns at least

>>67514899
counter-cultureism has gone too far tbqh

finally happy lads
bit worried I'm going to end up ruining it hahaha

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>>67514826
why did he get you and not me?

>>67514862
on 4chan everything is binary mate

>>67514857
t. African drumming studies major working for minimum wage at a cafe and writing verbose screeds against Le Pen

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>>67514916
what the fuck is this

>>67514953
I'd rather study something that I was well into and that I really liked instead of something just because it has a big salary and big stuff attached to it

>>67514951
no idea

>>67514916
are they having a laugh?

>>67514957
you have to put in united states inventors

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>>67514916
God help us

>>67514910
So they just think round earthers have got it wrong?

So I suppose by extension they think the moon landing was faked? And satellite imagery is all faked too?

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>>67514931
>counter-culture
>reverse-racism

tired of this rhetoric 2bh

the left is trying to divide us while the "alt-right" is trying to unite us

You laugh but same some non-black american inventors desu

Edison and Morse are about it

Had a dream that someone loved me last night

these articles seem to forget that most women are shite at anything

>>67514974
The two are not mutually exclusive

I'm a geologist and it's always been a big interest of mine but it also comes with a nice salary depending on who you work for

>>67514984
wait george washington was black? always thought he was a white lad for some reason, thought obama was the first black prez

Toriko ended lads
bit sad ngl

>>67514994

probably, I believe in some conspiracies but flat earthers are next level retarded

>>67514957
>>67514980
>>67514984
best part is a lot of their """"inventions"""" revolve around cosmetics for blacks

tbf it's supposedly due to them being labelled "african-american inventors" on sites rather than most american inventors not being classified by their country

>>67514834
>"We need more girls doing STEM!"
>Well why don't you do STEM?
>"Fuck off nerd"

>>67515013
ah yes, telecommunications and electric lights are right next to peanut butter in the list of american achievements

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get all embarrassed and go red when my work colleagues ask about the interrail trip

why do normies love Obama so much?
he's responsible for thousands of deaths in the Middle East

>>67515015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJYpSXnCso0

Now THIS lubrabicates my noggin'.

>>>/hm/1462441

>>67515034
I'm not very familiar with it, was just curious as to their explanations on why round earth isn't true and why so much evidence has been faked if so

I can't find any explanations in my google searches though

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>>67515017
http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/07/01/not-sexism-women-just-suck-interviews/
>the editor of this website is going to be white house chief of staff

>>67515051
What does this have to do with my question

I'm an alternative right but not the alt-right one lol
everyone on /pol/ is a virgin

>>67515019
>geology
now we're talking. thats some nice stuff
but you know a lot of people, particularly here, pick some STEM studies just because there's assured work and a big salary behind it
but what they don't understand is that working is part of the human condition and you should do what you're shaped for and what you can relate to, otherwise any type of work that you frankly dislike or just do "for the salary" is going to be alienating

>>67515054
he's black

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Almost got out of bed

Almost

maybe ive been playing the part
of the falling stone who tries to catch the wind

>>67515054
You seem confused.

That's what people want.

>>67515054
because he's charismatic
same for trudeau tbH. I have no idea about what he actually does but he's kinda charismatic so he has some kind of appeal

>>67515082
it's not MY job to educate you

doing a click on every girl's facebook profile that are going to the same event as me

>>67515013
Henry Ford
>moving assembly line

Alexander Graham Bell
>telephone

John Moses Browning
>firearms designs still used today

Wright Brothers
>aeroplane

Samuel Morse
>Morse code

Jack Kilby
>integrated circuit

That's just off the top of me head haha

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>>67514916
>>67514957
>>67514984
even Alexander Graham Bell appears to be black

>>67515054
>thousands of deaths in the Middle East

and nothing of value was lost

>>67515123
>Alexander Graham Bell

thought he was scottish

>>67515123
Bell didn't invent the telephone, some poor cunt who couldn't afford the patent did

>>67515129

WE WUZ INVENTURZ N SHIET

>>67515092
>you know a lot of people, particularly here, pick some STEM studies just because there's assured work and a big salary behind it

That's how it is here too and most of them wash out when they realize what the work actually entails
Many switch careers once they get into the workplace and realize their job is to sit behind a desk and write code because the truly talented lads who enjoy it are the ones getting to work on all the cool shit

>>67515123
>Henry Ford
>>moving assembly line

are you implying that's a good thing

daily reminder, the popular vote means nothing

party's going to be full of normies

>>67515186
the so-called democracy

>>67515054
they don't. they're just told to like him

if they knew anything about him they'd think differently

Work keeps sending me forms to fillout
Fuck offfffff

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well?

Americans invented the atomic bomb and put a man on the moon

>>67515129
WE

>>67515131
human lives are precious no matter their place on earth

>>67515226
start a GoFundMe for a plane ticket back to whatever paki cantry ya came from

>>67515229
>atomic bomb
ah yes, killing thousands of lives and a whole area ruined
what a progress!

>>67515226
A couple of bullets to her fucking cerebellum

>>67515248
Edgy

>>67515123
>trying to nick Alexander Graham Bell

nice try yank

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>>67515246
>this post
>french flag

so what are you, a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd generation immigrant?

how do you know when you're supposed to be offended?

>>67515229
and obesity

>>67515229
but germans did all those things

>>67515281
a white male is talking

>>67515226
I'll sacrifice her happily

>>67515281
when you do something to offend someone and they tell you you've offended them, then it's time to be offended.

Got £280 to last me until the 28th lads do you reckon it's doable?

>>67515280
>defending something that used to kill hundreds of thousands civillians
are you really THIS stupid?

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Wow

>>67515281
when you see a white person

dont really know why wwe thinks its a good idea to do brock lesnar vs goldberg in 2016

>>67515315
yeah mate just don't go out much

t. got £120 until the 28th

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>>67515319
we ended the war quickly and saved millions. we also helped build japan into the power that it is today

also nuclear weapons/MAD have made the world a safer and more prosperous place than ever before

>>67515334
Bring people like me who watched them as a wee lad

>>67515319
>something that used to kill hundreds of thousands civillians
Oh yeah good point, America invented McDonald's too

>>67515319
If you want peace, prepare for war.
Stop being such a faggot.

>>67515335
hmm that's a bit of a problem because i'm gonna be in madrid the 23rd-27th

>>67515364
goldberg vs lesnar bombed the first time round though and i can only imagine how much worse it can be 12 years later

>>67515395
hm

>>67515352
the war in europe was already over when the 2 bombs were dropped
>also nuclear weapons/MAD have made the world a safer and more prosperous place than ever before
ah yes safer because of the pressure of having a nuclear bomb dropped on you if you move a finger
nice safety, peace and prosperity mate

>>67515380
I'll gladly enjoy being by your side dying in some shitty country like lettonia or moldavia in a pile of mud once the war against Putin is declared

>>67515395
actually that's 2 mexicans on a tandem

laci green is hot ngl

>>67515417
>dying in some shitty country like lettonia or moldavia in a pile of mud once the war against Putin is declared
Nice fanfic. Now how is that relevant with the atom bomb being bad?

>>67515452
yeah for sure

>>67515459
because it killed thousands of people? How can you be glad of some bloke creating something that killed thousands while the war was vitually over? don't you have no compassion?

>>67515452
true

shes a bit fat now but still would 2bh

>tfw no brie larson gf

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>>67515475
>>67515494
ye she was hotter a few years ago when she was skinnier but still

watching ASMR

>>67515517
Greats chebs

Also appears to have shaved her armpits which is nice

>>67515475
>>67515452
>>67515494
pigs

>>67515484
>don't you have no compassion?
It's selective. Read up on nanking and camp 731. War is ugly, people die. And the threat of nuclear retaliation make people think twice about going at war with those who have it.

>>>/lit/8729639

Snowing lads
It got so cold so quick

>>67515517
thing on her lip doest suit her

>>67515576
>which is nice
Which is standard

what even is ASMR?

*watches Milo talk about fucking black men*

lol guess thats me REDPILLED now lads hahah

at my current rate i expect to have this essay finished by this time next year

Plans for the weekend, lads?

need to stop retreating into childhood affectations

>>67515586
the japanese army was very bestial yes. but the bomb was dropped on civilians

>>67515609
Not for the feminazi circles that she travels in

>>67515612
arse sucking moon ritual

>>67515631

Wank and avoid doing uni work

>>67515592
stop writing books about me

>>67515641
ah, makes sense

>>67515631
Got Friday off for a wedding, going to see the misses' gran on Saturday and getting wagas on the way home, hoping to do as little as possible on Sunday but will probably end up doing a food/christmas shop

>>67515631
Reflect on the week off work that I've wasted.

>>67515631
going to a rave friday nite until saturday midday
then nothing I guess

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Haha laaaaaaaaads...

duke nukem: time to kill was the best in the series
debate me

>>67515592
missed out on this gimmick, could you update me?

>>67515635
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were targeted because they were industrial centers

Snowing lads

Global warming me hole

>>67515677
reckon people working in those industrial centers are civilians no?

just taken my first pre-workout lads, do NOT like this feeling one bit

gonna get that beastly festive sub from Subway again today lads waheyyy
*tries to flick fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*
heh

>>67515677
weren't they military targets/ bases?

Stacey Poole 2bh lads

>>67515666
girls have vaginas rofl

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>Australia ranked among worst developed countries for climate change action

>>67515693
Go work out you mong

lads

I got no problem with gays adopting kids

But don't you think you kind of need that male and female ying and yang to raise you?

>>67515612
I've no fucking idea, no one ever answers when I ask

Had full penetrative sex with 2 girls lads. And fingered one other. Got with countless girls.

And you???

>>67515714
about to set off now lad hahaha

This Pussy Grabs Back

>>67515703
looks like Natalie Cassidy haha

>>67515718
The gay sub will be the mum, or the butch lesbian will be the dad

>>67515718
some people are raised by single parents and they turn out fine
and it's better for a kid with no parents to have 2 loving parents no matter their sex instead of growing up in a orphan building

>>67515718
gays don't come in butch/butch or femme/femme

>>67515725
1 lad, still with her

Going to the shop lads waheyyyyy need anything?

>>67515749
>some people are raised by single parents and they turn out fine

Literally never happened

>>67515749
>some people are raised by single parents and they turn out fine
Bullshit, if they did then the Northern powerhouse might actually be a thing

the though of a child being raised by a same sex couple is a bit sickening ngl

>>67515755
get a load of this bender with a tranny ha ha ha

>>67515635
The bombing of Tokyo was worse than both Hiroshima and Nagasaki, yet no nukes were involved .

>>67515725
kissed, fingered, and fucked only 2 girls
don't really see the point of doing anything that isn't going to lead to fucking tbqh

>>67515723
*checks it out*
hm yes
very interesting
*writes on a clipboard*
Average Sluts Mumbling Randomly

>>67515725
Highschool shags (in chronological order):
>Brielle
>Molly
>Kently
>Meredith
>Sarah
>Samantha

Uni and post uni shags (also in chronological order):
>Sharon
>Nikki (short for Nichole)
>Maddie (short for Madeline)
>Trish (short for Patricia)
>Emma
>Kat (short for Katharine)
>Emily
>Anna
>Megan
>Shaylin
>Bobbie

I'm 28 btw

>>67515758
A gf

>>67515758
some crisps you know the kind yeah?

>>67515792
>Bobbie

haha bender

>>67515775
Agree with this

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>>67515792
state of those names

>>67515792
so many lies

in so few lines

>>67515792
>Katharine

What kind of nonce would do that to their child just use the normal spelling.

>>67515789
i actually prefer kissing to fucking 2bh

>>67515817
What's wrong with them?

>>67515792
little bit jealous but those names suggest they may not have been the highest quality women

>>67515725

25 yo kissless handholdless virgin.

get out of bed

Y/N

>>67515829
bender

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>>67515792
hmmm

>>67515839
I live in the south lad none of those names are out of the ordinary here

The only truly trashy ones were Kently and Bobbie

>>67515860
y+n

>>67515839
>>67515839
>yank
Can never tell with yank names, apart from if it's something like laqisha.
Knew a really nice girl, who was pretty fit called Mackenzie who was american

>>67515725
20-25 girls have received the d

>>67515725
>Harriet
>Esther
>Samantha
>Lauren

soon to add Emilie to the list desu

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>against same-sex couples adopting children

>>67515792
I'm also 28 and you have fucked EXACTLY the same number of women as me. Literally. 17.

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I fucking hate this shit

>>67515846
How do you get through the day?

>>67515725
Sex with 15 girls
5 guys
9 trannies

(just a little bit gay)

>>67515816

fuark

>>67515915
bet hedgers

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*bends you to my will*

>>67515879
used to know a southern girl called Kendra
ripped the piss out of the way she said fence haha "fince"

>>67515912
information technology
electronic systems?

>>67515908
My brother from across the pond hahaha

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>>67515879
>I live in the south lad
so they weren't high quality then

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god fucking damnit i am so shit at monster hunter
can't kill this fuckign cephadrome

>>67515913

quite easily believe it or not. Having a GF would be nice but I don't lose sleep about it anymore. I've kind of stopped caring.

>>67515938
did you love her

There are two ways of making cars in Britain lads

You can pay runts in Sunderland to buy car parts and put them together on their assembly line

Or you can pay bankers bonuses and cars in turn magically appear at Tilbury over time

Neither is necessarily better than the other

>>67515915
haha you are an bender

>>67515958
you'll find out if you read my novel

>>67515938
I'll do a vocaroo one of these days so you lads can hear my accent

>>67515915
not gay as long as the women outnumber the men

love checking the banlist occasionally

redpill me on german zoning law

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Just rejected sex to maintain my self respect and dignity

>think my autism is getting better
>haven't had the intense bouts of anxiety in a long time
>they come flooding back with a vengeance
ah

resent my parents for being normies

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true love will find you in the end

absolute state of me

>>67515981
Wunna dese days, Ah say, wunna dese days amma do wunna dem dere voh-karoos so y'all boys ken hear muh gawd-fearin' Murrkan accint, boy howdy

>>67516023
not likely

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38005603

suck my fat cock you gay nerds

>>67515907
I'm a bender and I'm not sure if gay adoption would be for the best

Fecking 0°C outside lads
Why is it so cold?

hole in the heart tbH lads

>>67516080
global warmin' innit

>>67516068
not likely

>>67516066
chinese people are weird

>>67516068
*tickles your prostate instead*
who's the faggit now?

>>67515933
he looks very happy haha

more like happyavelli hahahahahahahahhahaha

absolutely sweltering at this heat

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*looks around /brit/*

ah yes the err...self-styled "lads"

giving out

>>67515939
info and communication technology

>>67516122
or as I've taken to calling them, "Laeds"

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>>67516121
australia is such a dangerous place

why do you live there

I wonder if the traffic warden will catch me today
can't get lucky every time

>>67515939
>>67516125
Oh, I didnt realise you were asking about the title
"Three-level IT baseline security system ISKE"

>>67516085
unironically know a lad who literally has a hole in his heart
can't imagine living life like that
must be a bit scary

>>67516077
I think they should at least have the option, what's the worst that could happen? would be a very small minority that adopt and older gays are fine

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>Plans for the weekend, lads?

>>67516145
want to move back to europe with the nan tbqh

>>67516066
Chinese people are deeply infuriating

Fucking hell almost Friday, it was Wednesday not long ago.

>>67516187
fuck off we're full

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>>67516187

>>67516145
So you be saying uh
*Gets shot*
That uh
*Gets hit by a drive by*
Naw so you be sayin dat
*Gets shot in school shooting*
That, aHEH
*Gets gunned down in a mall*
That Aw-stralia
*Gets riddled by a baby*
Is dangerous n SHHHHHEEEIIIT
*Gets shot by dog*

sometimes i feel like oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the whole human race
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

holy shit lads
it actually happened

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>trump promises to lower everyone's taxes, even go so far as to completely remove taxes for poor people(<$25k/year)
>neoliberals lose their fucking minds

>>67516255
You got a gf?

>>67516255
wha happan

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getting my daily dose of andrew neil and jo coburn

>>67516291
who is this erectile entrepreneur

>>67516299
the future of britain

do good handjobs exist?

>>67516291
you deserve to burn in hell

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>>67516299
are liz 'the legs' kendall

what is it like shaggin a lady boy?
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479240599836.webm

>>67516274
they wanted sanders to raise taxes and make college free so they wouldn't have to pay for their retarded liberal arts degrees

>>67516274
ah yes... the classic "less taxes and more government spending without increased borrowing" fiasco

anybody have the time?

>>67516351
dunno bit gay i'd imagine

>>67516358
time you got a watch

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cannot seem to slay this cephadrome

>>67516358
Yeah

Matching bomber jackets?

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lizposting was one of my favourite gimmicks

>>67516351
pretty good since they're just powerbottom ultra twinks

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>>67516357
>lower taxes
>incentivize investing
>privatize everything
>reduce regulations

i personally prefer this plan

>>67516404
you would... as a white male

Things I can do while home alone:
>Have a wee with the door open
>Spit toothpaste out the window instead of in the sink
>Listen to music at a high volume through my speakers

I would have a tug but don't feel like it atm

>>67516404
that's not donald trumps plan though... that's lolbertarian...

>>67516317
I give myself fucking excellent hand jobs if I do say so myself

>>67516434
i'll tug you mate

into the path of a speeding bus

sent the fwb one of my gimmicks last night

>>67516404
ah yes, a fellow neoliberal

>It's a 'Joe Rogan talks about Göbekli Tepe and the "Sphinx water erosion hypothesis" for the hundreth time' episode

I piss in the shower and I justify it via the fact that I cum there too

>>67516454
wow very rude

*humiliates you in front of your peers*

where do i find good korean porn lads

not a fan of neoliberalism

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so this is what it's come to lads

>>67516066
wew laddy
might show this to my chinese penpal

New

>>67516512
>>67516512
>>67516512

IM A PREFECT

bloody muslims are at it again
*looks out the window wistfully*

>>67516228
Why did I laugh at this shit?