Why haven't you banged a Scandinavian?

Because I'm gay and I don't like women.

>>67510310
Im brown and my height is 1.71m

I have, it was good. Would do it again.

>>67510310
because i don't live in Sweden

>>67510409
>Sweden
Haha

Because Sweden is very far.

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>>67510310
im not dark enough

>>67510310
Do non-Europeans consider those women good looking? Scandinavians are overrated.

>>67510310
Because I'm a drunk whose only concerned with acquiring money to feed my guns&ammo addiction

>>67510370
>Because I'm gay and I don't like women.

Shouldn't that make it easier to bang a Scandinavian?

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>>67510310

Do they like Indian men!? If they do, I'll be there in a jiffy!

Because I don't know how to talk to women.

>>67510468
They certainly draw attention, but they look like barbies. Sort of "insipid".

Don't get me wrong, I'd still bang one of them really hard, but I think there are better specimens somewhere else.

>>67510310
because i'm an ugly russian piece of shit

the only northern euro I've met here was race mixed and took more of her dads looks than her mums

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>>67510310
I am not black and an actor.

>see a qt blonde
>her hair is actually bleached

every time, even the natural blondes fuck with it

feels bad man

already did

>>67510310
Because I'm not black

I'm too white.

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I am not a Turk.

I already banged a Norwegian and a Swedish one. Feels good.

I've been told Finnish girls are fairly easy and approachable so maybe one day I will fuck one, who knows. Right know I'm just too broke so hopefully I will go there in the future.

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I am not a ghetto Puerto Rican from NYC.

>>67511545
Well it use to piss off anders brevik when ascandi girl chose a paki over him

>>67512033
that's true. Just buy a ticket to any Scandic countries. Stay for a week. Get a place from Air BnB. Open tinder and let the magic happen.

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>>67510310
fucking 3d bitches cant touch my japanese sword

>>67510310
because i'm autistic

>>67510310
I have banged, danish women, norwegian, finnish and now at sweden for a few months. Scandinavian women are easy to get, just tidy up your face, be talk active, don't talk an american or have conversations like them, the women get instantly put off with that. Also be generous, try to buy them drinks, most will say no because "muh equality" but they will give in eventually and that's when you know you scored it ;)

>>67510310
Because Maoris are considered "Too White" For Scandi's

>>67510310
Probably no Scandinavians in Indiana.

I doubt kiwis are very exotic to them

>>67510386
this

>>67510310
Haven't met any scandinavians.They would probably hate me anyway because i'm Turkish.

>>67512651
>don't talk an american or have conversations like them

What does that even mean?

>>67510468
3rd worlder watch porn with blonde women and that's a big reason why they wan 2 fug

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>>67512802
That's where you're mistaken

>>67510310
Not my type

>>67512802
Really? Where do you live? You'll probably late, but in the mid 00's is was popular amognst party girls from Northern Europe to have a turkish bf as a summer fling.

I have and it was the worst lay of my life

>>67512869
Means don't say "ayo babe" or "babe" or small talk about irrelevant stuff, don't come off that you want fug.

>>67512802
Look 12 post up you nigger.

already have

visited my cousins in sweden for a summer and got laid every weekend basically

I'm also a sandnigger so the memes are true

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>>67510310
How can one compete with this type of Alpha Swede? We have no chance.

>>67510409
nor do they

>>67510310
I have and I'm shitskin too, Kek

>>67510310
Because scandinavians are not white.

>>67510310
I'm white and my height is 1.65m

I have never seen a bagina.

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>>67513585
>american
>men

>>67510468
this

>>67516189
>white
>less than 185cm
Pick one Abdul

>>67516807
>less than 200 cm
>white

I'm white :(

>>67516907
>post
>flag
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67510310
Muslim sand niggers takeover the Scandinavian position

Because I'm black :(

>>67512651
how are danish women ?

>>67520039
best in whole Europe and therefore world

>>67520094
You have experience with them ?

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>>67520148
i loved danish girl

>>67520039
Danish women are worse than Swedish women. A girl i know told me they used to play the bottle game for giving bjs in school. Don't get me wrong i didn't base my opinion only on that case.

>>67520344
female sexual liberatioin was a mistake

>>67511595
God damn the memes are true. Scandinavia is a land of blondes. Also this type of McDonald sucks. In Poland in most of them you just make an order, get a ticket with the number of your order and go wait for it untill they call you. That way there is almost no qeues.

>>67520344
>Don't get me wrong i didn't base my opinion only on that case.
Give more info plox

>>67510386
add a muslim on top of that and you can fuck literally any scandinavian girl you want

>>67510310
Don't they only do black guys?

>>67520466
They do non whites, that's why poles get so much swedish pussy. Poles are finns in denial and finns are mongols in denial therefore Poles are mongoles. That's what i tell every swedish girl i meet and 5 mins later i'm fucing her from behind.

because i hate their mannerisms

oh but i have

i'm only missing island and then i have completed the entire nordic bloc

>>67520438
Well, i often visit Sweden. So back then i was in Malmö and as you probably know many Danish people travel there. So once i met a danish girl there, word for word and i asked her out. I guess she was interested because i'm russian. Btw i really like that Scandis are kinda open people at least everyone i met or have as friends. So basically we started to talk on the "date" and the topic about exs appeared, i was honest so as she. She said i only had three bfs (25 yo) so that's okay if you ask me, but then she started to talk about one night stands she had and that she didn't want to technically lose her virginity so she only did anal. So "how many?" - "idk maybe around 30 i stopped count". Also she said she had two abortions, not like i'm against it but imo it shows she's not really "safe" to have sex with.

>>67520734
And a little addition. If you can easily recognize slut women in Russia (because they look trashy), that doesn't work in Scandi, they have money although often pretend they don't, so the women look neat and wear expensive clothes, that's a bit weird because Scandi men don't look that stylish on the streets.

>>67520734
Damn son...

I barely leave my house so I haven't met any yet

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>>67520734
>she didn't want to technically lose her virginity
>she said she had two abortions

>>67521207
>She said i only had three bfs (25 yo)

>>67512651
>be talk active
is this the new bait that all the kids are using these days?

>>67521277
doesnt answer his question. If she only did anal she couldnt get pregnant

>>67521379
Okay if you really can't figure this out i'll explain - she has vaginal sex with her bfs whom she doesn't count as one night stands.

>>67520734
You do know that bestiality is illegal in sweden, right?

>>67521425
Så saftigt butthurt.

>>67521449
What am I supposed to be butthurt over? That I didn't nearly fuck a skanky whore?

>>67521549
That a russian who you obviously hate, more successful with your women. Read the thread and get the point of it, i don't fuck sluts you dövstum.

>>67521629
>who you obviously hate
? What would I hate Russians for? How did you come to that conclusion?

>more successful with your women
Well, everyone whose even been with a woman is so that's not really much of an achievement.

>dövstum
Deaf mute? That doesn't really mean anything together in Swedish.

>>67510310
I'm too white, they won't let me.

>>67521871
>That doesn't really mean anything together in Swedish
Are you Swedish? Which lön?

What did you mean by bestiality is illegal? That Denmark has more pigs than people?

>an achievement
Many Swedes here are kissless vigrins, like you didn't see swedishthread.

>>67521871
Special for you

http://www.ord.se/oversattning/engelska/?s=d%C3%B6vstum&l=SVEENG

I'm a mediterranean looking 6'2" guy, what are my chances?

>>67520344
>the bottle game for giving bjs in school
wtf. we only did kisses

>>67522142
I'm 25, in my time it was only kisses too and i doubt nowadays pupils are that slutty here. Anyway if you want to prove i said something exaggerated or else i'd like to listen.

>>67522008
>Are you Swedish? Which lön?
I take it your mean län and not lön (salary)? I'm a southerner.

>That Denmark has more pigs than people
I guess you could put it that way.

>Many Swedes here are kissless vigrins
Well, yeah. It's 4chan after all.

>>67522034
It's not a common thing to say. In fact I don't think I've ever heard it being used.

>>67522193
Well shit idk. I'm 28. And the oldest youngster in my family is 3.

>>67522229
Yeah, ett tryckfel.

Okay than i misunderstood you, sorry!

>it being used.
Hm, i used and heard it in Stockholm.

How to get any Finnish girl.
Be Swedish

>>67522256
HB your experience with the women?

Blondes are boring.
Go redhead or go home.

>>67522418
Haven't had sex in 4 years. But it's fine. Had ton of sex when teenager, so I don't feel I'm missing out

How about you?

>>67510310
Because there is only one girl that's even a little attractive in that picture

>>67522489
So these tons were with your gfs? Or one night stands? Are you pretty or smart or how did you get these?

Mine is fine had ten and i don't do one night stands, just not my thing you know. I'm also the type who's not exactly asexual but i don't chase women.

I an greek

>>67522473
Redheads is a cruel joke by nature. Lots of people are attracted by redheaded women, yet the offspring, if male, look like shit.

>>67510310
Because I'm short and white

>>67520439
>Macedonia

>>67525701
Former yugoslav republic of macedonia, shitlord

But I already have.