/brit/

mr smith, how did it go down?

ah yes...the /real depression/ hours...very good...

Trump is finished

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/310078/trump-21-club-get-taxes-down-dont-worry-about-it-video/

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deano is waking UP! DEANO IS BECOMING AWARE!!!

>>67508613
>British culture

Stolen from blacks

>British language

Stolen from Americans

>British cuisine

Stolen from Indians

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tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W15Iv2RodVY

>>67508639
i'm glad you asked me that question, let's check it out
CHECK IT OUT
dunnnn dunnnnnnnnn du du da da di da da daaaaaa

wahey this bender actually thinks he's all english and shit can't knock him though for liking us we do have a fine culture

ive been nominated for the Mark Twain award lads

>10 generals per day
why are british people so autistic
more so than finns it seems

>>67508664
more like the mark twat awards haha

you fat cunt x

>>67508637
well you say that, but it's a bit inconvenient for me, ejaculating every time someone somewhere watches porn and a man does a cum

god, it's when the japs wake up and the bukkake stuff starts that's the worst

>>67508652
I work outside the UK, fuck this nonce, I literally live here on my holidays

>>67508637
>What? You've never orgasmed before the ejaculation?
no

how does this work?

>Even when you haven't fapped for a while?
makes no difference

>Do you just fast forward straight to the ejaculation so you can orgasm at the same time?
no because more edging makes for a big cum and hence a good orgasm

every 5 seconds siege cannons gutting space with a chord ZANG-TUMB-TUUMB mutiny of 500 echos smashing scattering it to infinity. In the center of this hateful ZANG-TUMB-TUUMB area 50square kilometers leaping bursts lacerations fists rapid fire batteries. Violence ferocity regularity this deep bass scanning the strange shrill frantic crowds of the battle Fury breathless ears eyes nostrils open! load! fire! what a joy to hear to smell completely taratatata of the machine guns screaming a breathless under the stings slaps traak-traak whips pic-pac-pum-tumb weirdness leaps 200 meters range Far far in back of the orchestra pools muddying huffing goaded oxen wagons pluff-plaff horse action flic flac zing zing shaaack laughing whinnies the tiiinkling jiiingling tramping 3 Bulgarian battalions marching croooc-craaac [slowly] Shumi Maritza or Karvavena ZANG-TUMB-TUUUMB toc-toc-toc-toc [fast] crooc-craac [slowly] crys of officers slamming about like brass plates pan here paak there BUUUM ching chaak [very fast] cha-cha-cha-cha-chaak down there up around high up look out your head beautiful! Flashing flashing flashing flashing flashing flashing footlights of the forts down there behind that smoke Shukri Pasha communicates by phone with 27 forts in Turkish in German Allo! Ibrahim! Rudolf! allo! allo!

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Genuinly screeching

Matched with the Queen on tinder lads.

>>67508682
hat

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lads:

Do you also hold off your orgasm until the ejaculation?

Or is that me just being autistic?

yeah, carlton banks
that's b e a e n k e s
no e
he he he
yeeyeeyee

>>67508648
turn that depression upside depression

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Are you going to celebrate Transgeder Remembrance Day on the 20th, lads??

actors parts echos of prompters scenery of smoke forests applause odor of hay mud dung I no longer feel my frozen feet odor of gunsmoke odor of rot Tympani flutes clarinets everywhere low high birds chirping blessed shadows cheep-cheep-cheep green breezes flocks don-dan-don-din-baaah Orchestra madmen pommel the performers they terribly beaten playing Great din not erasing clearing up cutting off slighter noises very small scraps of echos in the theater area 300 square kilometers Rivers Maritza Tungia stretched out Rodolpi Mountains rearing heights loges boxes 2000 shrapnels waving arms exploding very white handkerchiefs full of gold srrrr-TUMB-TUMB 2000 raised grenades tearing out bursts of very black hair ZANG-srrrr-TUMB-ZANG-TUMB-TUUMB the orchestra of the noises of war swelling under a held note of silence in the high sky round golden balloon that observes the firing...

>gf is cheesy as fuck
>constantly speaking like she's straight out of a tumblr fanfic
>"I just want you to know how much I care about you"
>gets mad when I don't respond with the same insane level of cheesiness
>starting to repeat herself constantly
am I scum for not jumping through her weirdass hoops?

>>67508693
i try my best to do it haha

>>67508699
What are we remembering?

>>67508706
Bully her for being a fag

>>67508706
shes either autistic or inexperienced
shes not a virgy birgy is she

>>67508706
Kill it.

http://pastebin.com/xCcGB0sQ

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what's the consensus on facial hair lads?

>>67508654
>British religion

Stolen from Pakis

>>67508717
>inexperienced
literally her first relationship and its painful and obvious

>>67508706
nah, she sounds like a mong

highly recommend getting a sarcastic gf

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>>67508697
i exhaled quickly and somewhat forcefully irl upon reading this, not too loud though as it's night time

>>67508706
>cheesy
>as fuck
>mad
>insane
>cheesiness
>ass
fuck off yank

>>67508714
That time you fucked me in the anus without a rubber

i smoked weed with chris rock last weekend lads

>>67508729
>britain
stolen by pakis

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>>67508732
>>67508706

>>67508725
Like as not, it's real

>>67508677
What has other people watching porn got to do with anything? I'm talking about specifically about you and the video, nobody else.
>>67508681
>how does this work?
What do you mean? You just wait until the ejaculation starts and then force yourself to cum at the same time. I personally enjoy it more. But you can obviously orgasm before the ejaculation happens if you're really horny.

Got a blowjob lads

I SMOKED WEED WITH CHRIS BROWN AND HE HIT ME LOL

>>67508737
>>67508737
what do you call someone who is overly romantic to the point of coming across as fake

got called a yank in /brit/ today lads

>>67508725
in this month, the consensus is a moustache

>>67508755
pass it over lad, I've got a willy to use it on

just met a nice south african ama

>>67508754
It's not as if I wanted this power

Stupid fucking x-gene

>>67508754
>But you can obviously orgasm before the ejaculation happens if you're really horny
are we talking like one or two seconds here?

>>67508755
How much is rib removal surgery these days?

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>>67508697
would like you to know that i am still exhaling in bursts while re-reading this, and may continue to do so for some time

>>67508762
my precious little petunia

most people i talk to look uncomfortable during the conversation ama

>>67508762
nothing, you just call her bf a bender

>>67508740
reported to the appropriate authorities

HAVE YOU SEEN CHRIS BROWN LADS
I THINK HIS NAME MGHT BE IN REFERENCE TO HIS SKIN OOL

>>67508800
paste.ee babies

>>67508791
have you ever shat in a shopping centre?

good Asian pornstar to have a wank to lads?

would fuck her right in the regressive alleles, yes i would

>>67508774
>x-gene
What's that?
>>67508775
>are we talking like one or two seconds here?
What? Why would time make a difference to this? If the scene is really long, you could orgasm 40 minutes before the ejaculation.

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>>67508810

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>would fuck her right in the regressive alleles, yes i would

>>67508817
>If the scene is really long, you could orgasm 40 minutes before the ejaculation.
no i couldn't

good posting because i don't know if you're trolling or not

*makes a vine*

>>67508813
Rina Ellis

>>67508755
i see your dads taking the divorce well

>>67508813
katsumi

>>67508843
She's french

just experienced a purely pineal orgasm

rule 1: no demons
rule 2: no werewolves
rule 3: no vampires

these bloody bloody blood vessels in my bloody nose have stopped being such cunts and i can breathe proper through the right passages without trouble. i'D LIKE TO EXTEND MY MOST HEARTFELT THANKS TO YOUR MUM

rule 1: no russian

>>67508613
>language
picking up a rare noun alone have two different meanings which is unfamiliar with sb/sth, and not well done burnt meat

what a faggotty language

>>67508811
y e s

>>67508817
I could have had something cool like flight, or healing factor or been a sassy black woman, but I ended up with the ability to cum everytime the guy in porn does

>If the scene is really long, you could orgasm 40 minutes before the ejaculation.
You've got it too, we should go see Charles

>>67508853
what about lycan

>>67508835
>no i couldn't
So you always time your orgasm to the ejaculation? You should have just said that. Because sometimes it can be tempting to orgasm during the foreplay or before he's even entered but I also wait until the ejaculation most times too. You never experience that?

>>67508869
get out of here werewolf

going to grab some beef jerky

>>67508864
yellow piggu go home

*writes out a madcap post*
*goes over it adding more typos and grammatical faux pases*
*carefully types out the captcha*
*hits post*
im a bloody enigma wahoo poo poo

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UK BTFO!!!!!!

>>67508884
>beef jerky
FOY

>>67508864
how do you tape it more than whether to sing what?

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public function addAccount($new_id){
$time = date("U") * 1000;
$content = '{"associate_id":"'.$new_id.'","app_id":302,"client_time":"'.$time.'","mid":"'.$this->mid.'","type":"instagram","sesn_id":"'.$this->session.'","signature":"'.HASH::hmac("302|4140957785|1478764336424|3a25e63c", "ad6edf5e4112445f95d9f94fcbd74e85").'"}';
$base = 'https://ssafollow.api-alliance.com/follows/ssafollows/associate/client_add';
$data = $this->http($base, $this->buildQuery($content));
return $data;

>>67508893
what do you call it?

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>>67508813
maria ozawa
hitomi tanaka
my gal ameri
ruri saijo
jet tu lo

fuck kanye west just texted me that hes inviting me to hang out with him for new years ever

>>67508887
1789>1776

>>67508900
where did you get this code motherfucker? i will sue you

>>67508887
More like Alternate History Runt

>>67508877
Well maybe it's different for you gays

I don't agree with your lifestyle choice but hey, it's an impressive skill you've got out of it

>>67508900
virus do not see

grab her right in the beef jerky

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>>67508877
haha fucking hell lad i genuinely thought you were describing being able to cum yourself without ejaculating yourself

i have been a proper mong today. genuinely feels like i've dropped 30 iq points

put clingfilm in the oven earlier today too

fuck me i don't know

What do regular brits think about Nigel being so close to trump

https://mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/799004863267033090/video/1

>>67508887
secondary school history class tier speculation on that channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pysbtkldfLA

techstep

All Star
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Lyrics
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

*checks the 'gram*
*has 183k followers*
now then
now then now then now then, wots going on ere
i had but 182k just this morning

>>67508944
10/10 post

>>67508930
And there was me thinking you were stringing him along

Or maybe this is the trick...

Yeah...

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lads

>>67508918
>>67508930
>gays
W-What guys?

I'm saying when you're watching porn do you time your orgasm to the ejaculation in the scene? Or do you just orgasm whenever?

>>67508931
their baby will be bare jokes
in addition to pissing off most MEPs it will also succeed in pissing off the rest of the developed ('developed' in the case of the US haha) world also

why are the yanks selling f-35s to turkey

>>67508931
top fucking kek

>>67508956
i don't even know myself

but that makes for good posts

i think

>>67508966
I told you, yes, but it's involuntary

It might as well be whenever, there's always someone watching porn somewhere

i want to move to a part of the country where there is no gypsies

>>67508979
they're allies

>>67508900
php is genuinely the most disgusting code i've ever seen and this absolute runt (too old to be in college, overweight, and has video game/tribal tattoos) LOVES IT. he fanboys so hard about it every software engineering class for some reason, as if people care about how much he loves php. i had to write code in it this semester and it just seemed like asscancer to me

oh /brit/? No no, it's not the place for me. I get my gimmicks from another place, a place of higher quality. oh what's that? you're wondering where it is! oh well here you go: http://www.theladbible.com/

having some dirty water

>>67508979
thanksgiving

>>67508979
Bernard Manning's turkey twizzlers

>>67508979
anglos have a history of siding with the turks over russia

>>67508979
to make money

BRONZE BY GOLD HEARD THE HOOFIRONS, STEELYRINING IMPERthnthn thnthnthn.

Chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail, chips. Horrid! And gold flushed more.

A husky fifenote blew.

Blew. Blue bloom is on the

Gold pinnacled hair.

A jumping rose on satiny breasts of satin, rose of Castille.

Trilling, trilling: I dolores.

Peep! Who's in the... peepofgold?

Tink cried to bronze in pity.

And a call, pure, long and throbbing. Longindying call.

Decoy. Soft word. But look! The bright stars fade. O rose! Notes chirruping answer. Castille. The morn is breaking.

Jingle jingle jaunted jingling.

Coin rang. Clock clacked.

Avowal. Sonnez. I could. Rebound of garter. Not leave thee. Smack. La cloche! Thigh smack. Avowal. Warm. Sweetheart, goodbye!

>>67508998
boo'ful

ok ive reread the conversation and it started with:

>When you masturbate do you deliberately time your orgasm with the ejaculation? Or do you just orgasm at any point regardless of the ejaculation?
it was wrong of you to refer to the ejaculation in a video as "the ejaculation" without referencing it prior

>>67509012
got "road road" the other day
was great

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Hate this SMUG cunt

>>67508979
America likes supporting Islamism.

Except on 9/11. Then it's a very sad tragedy :(

>>67509004
Yanks aren't anglos

previous post had a captcha "800M STAR"
think thats a pretty accurate description of me

Jingle. Bloo.

Boomed crashing chords. When love absorbs. War! War! The tympanum.

A sail! A veil awave upon the waves.

Lost. Throstle fluted. All is lost now.

Horn. Hawhorn.

When first he saw. Alas!

Full tup. Full throb.

Warbling. Ah, lure! Alluring.

Martha! Come!

Clapclop. Clipclap. Clappyclap.

Goodgod henev erheard inall.

Deaf bald Pat brought pad knife took up.

A moonlight nightcall: far: far.

I feel so sad. P. S. So lonely blooming.

>>67509027
yes we are honey x)

>why are two military allies trading arms
hmmm i wonder

>>67509021
>it was wrong of you to refer to the ejaculation in a video as "the ejaculation" without referencing it prior
What other ejaculation could we be discussing? We were discussing porn anyway.

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>>67509012
kek

>girl i barely know has started liking every 'gram post i make
what did she mean by this?

loving this beat poetry

>>67509027
i was referencing the crimea war you mong

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>>67509005
well apparently some yanks just like money more than other yanks

>>67509021
i read that whole thing thinking he was talking about orgasm and ejaculation as if they were separate things

Listen!

The spiked and winding cold seahorn. Have you the? Each and for other plash and silent roar.

Pearls: when she. Liszt's rhapsodies. Hissss.

You don't?

Did not: no, no: believe: Lidlyd. With a cock with a carra.

Black.

Deepsounding. Do, Ben, do.

Wait while you wait. Hee hee. Wait while you hee.

But wait!

Low in dark middle earth. Embedded ore.

Naminedamine. All gone. All fallen.

Tiny, her tremulous fernfoils of maidenhair.

Amen! He gnashed in fury.

Fro. To, fro. A baton cool protruding.

Bronzelydia by Minagold.

By bronze, by gold, in oceangreen of shadow. Bloom. Old Bloom.

like this girl but she doesn't like me back and goes out of her way to humiliate me about it

hurts lads

>he can't even go to sleep like a normal human
lmao'ing at the state of your lives

>>67509058
she wants to fug

selling: earwax
buying: beeswax

>>67509078
I'm delaying it until the sleep happens

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>>67509084

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#Never4get

>>67509060
What does that have to do with yanks flogging planes to kebabs then

Knock knock

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>>67509064
That guy is a moron

If I were in the arms business I would sell to anyone and everyone

One rapped, one tapped with a carra, with a cock.

Pray for him! Pray, good people!

His gouty fingers nakkering.

Big Benaben. Big Benben.

Last rose Castille of summer left bloom I feel so sad alone. Pwee! Little wind piped wee.

True men. Lid Ker Cow De and Doll. Ay, ay. Like you men. Will lift your tschink with tschunk.

Fff! Oo!

Where bronze from anear? Where gold from afar? Where hoofs?

Rrrpr. Kraa. Kraandl.

Then, not till then. My eppripfftaph. Be pfrwritt.

Done.

>>67509078
i can easy you fucking prick if it werent for me desperately drafting post after post as soon as the post timer starts i would have fallen asleep hours ago
im going to do an all nighter and go sraight to work in the morning and nobodys mum can make me do otherwise

>>67509104
come in

>>67509104
who's there

I want to drill some British boipucci

#everydaysexism
everydaysexism.com
#notmypresident

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>>67509097

having a close eyes and doing a rest head

>>67509106
the sum of the modern american: the post

>>67509102
turks are in NATO against russia
yanks and brits are in NATO

this is history repeating itself

>>67509053
>What other ejaculation could we be discussing?
your own

>We were discussing porn anyway
nah that was the first post

>>67509107
What is this gimmick?

I don't understand these posts.

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>67509125
I read this as boy-poochy every time and you fags cant stop me

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>>67509107
EPITAPH

>>67509141
Being told ‘You can afford to be needy when you look like that’ by somebody who is explicitly considers himself a ‘feminist’ and is writing his entire masters dissertation on the structural oppression of women.

*farts*

>>67509165
doorknob

>>67509150
I'm going to fag you so much you'll shit rainbows and Pakistani niggers

eyes are open, mouth is closed, nostrils are open, ears are as always open, state of being is 100% woke, chakras is aligned, skin is supple, hair is brilliant, poo is in my rectum

would batter any of these chinks post with the aussie flag

http://pastebin.com/LLiyGr9R

>>67509150
foy

>>67509177
>chakras is aligned
>poo is in my rectum
doubt.jpg

>>67509122
Biggish

>>67509175
Im going to take everything worth your money and call it shit. so you should get better or fucking die

did CEO of MICKD really get shot lads? is this true?

>mfw i only date ugly girls to boost their spirits and i dump them shortly after, thereby destroying their spirits right after it was boosted
how do you like THAT, women of 4chan?
not so tough now are you HMM

>>67509207
Biggish who

>>67509223
not really bothered. Tons of us treat guys like shit too

>>67509224
Oh sorry mate not today haven't got any change on me

smoked weed yday and just feel really un-motivated today
weed is shit

>>67509171
*escapes to the nearest nob*
Too slow kid

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>>67509232
>Tons of us treat guys like shit too
yes but i do it to the girls who do this
women /btfo/

>>67509235
REALLY RELLY GOD POST

>>67509222
don't think so

he said he had tests coming up and then it was mid term and he hasn't been around since

>>67509235
i had a feeling it would be a big issue joke

5/10

>>67509210
The fuck lad? Speak Finnish because apparently English doesn't suit you.

got weird shaped legs lads

>>67509256
what?

>>67509254
alright thanks a lot dara o fucking brireieien you cunt

>>67509232
>us
omfg

are you a grill????

Alri lads, show me your gimmick-posting licence.

You DO have your gimmick-posting licence?

Up for wageslaving in 3 hours and Im still not tired

JUST

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lot of activity for this time of night

anyways here's my gf

honestly believe my posts constitute half of any given thread i post in
im the quantitativest cunt in this ballpark

http://pastebin.com/GEavbEb0

Knock knock

>>67509292
FOY

>>67509293
>ballpark
FOY

>>67509306
who's there

brb lads some homeless lads at the door

wow legs are so twitchy from being in bed so long without sleeping, might get a *bloody* )))blood(( (cloth clot actually hahah Hhhahahahha HAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAA

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Was the asassination of Jo Cox a false flag meant to galvanise the British electorate in opposition to Leave?

I'm only half British am I allowed?

>>67509278
yeah. drenched from the british accents as well

little fanny of mine is soaked haha

>>67509297
incredible post

pakis

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>>67509292

>>67509292
Would cum on her bum without anyone noticing and film it to post online/10

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Multiple layers of depth in that one.

Yes, you might say /brit/ is 'avant'.

>>67509330
yeah i bet you fat roleplaying mong

>>67509292
british colored teeth

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why haven't you purchased a Ford Focus yet? It's stylish, has good fuel efficiency, very reasonably priced, and there's a hatchback option.

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me and my mate

>>67509326
nah it was the inevitable result of the right's toxic rhetoric

>>67509280
I thought as much *fines you all 500 quid*

>>67509335
No thx m8, you keep em

>>67509344
>Would cum on her bum without anyone noticing
must have a really small willy haha

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>when a middle eastern country starts having problems so oil becomes more expensive so motorsport becomes more regulated
can you arabs fucking not?

what will replace reddit?

>>67509340
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can you make petrol from shale gas?

>>67509359
I still ultimately don't believe that the ""Alt-Right"" is anything more than a bunch of 14 year olds on the internet that the media is giving far too much prominence too.

is there a bigger cuck than donald trump?

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>>67509368
>australian "motorsport"

>>67509351
>color
FOY

the gfs bum is terrible

http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1479356232969.jpg

>>67509366
How did you know haha

>>67509245
You said you do it to ugly girls tho

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british coloured van

>>67509351
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html

Nice irony clapfat

>>67509383
me on the bike with no survival prospects whatsoever

im a powerful figure in the alt right
i have connections to breitbart, molyneux, sargon, the young turks, britney, obara sand, leafyishere and syndicate
ama, but warning: i may have to go at any moment if my location is compromised and i get droned again

>>67509392
cute :3

>>67509383
>canadian motorsport

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It's 20 past 4, why are you still awake?

>>67509292
Would

>>67509380
the alt-right are just modern conservatives who don't have to hide their racism

>>67509392
nothing good ever comes of opening one of these images

why do i continue to do it?

>>67509407
>Daily mail

shant desu

got a very nice long navy mac but i'm too much of a sperg to wear it

What exactly is the Alt-Right as opposed to conventional conservativism, other than the whole "lololol niggers lol cuck" thing

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Can some Britfag explain this to me:

>Trump phones Ireland after us-elections before even giving shit about Britain
>Special Relationship fading
>Commonwealth Countries already maintain close trade ties to their neigbouring countries (ASEAN, APEC, NAFTA, Mercosur, African Union,...)

>UK drifting off into the Atlantic after Brexit

Who is going to bail out Britain?

>>67509416
When is the alt right going to make anime real?

>>67509443
Trump detests your leader and the EU
he supports britain and brexit

germany btfo

>>67509429
t. huffington post

>>67509416
>britney, obara sand, leafyishere and syndicate
who are these people

>>67509416
Are you in Buckinghamshire?

>>67509464
breitbart is less biased than the BBC

>>67509419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq-w7lgtwsU

the real deal

need to go to the library but c really ba

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>>67509443

>>67509297
http://pastebin.com/FGpmyWsQ

>>67509470
I killed Laura Palmer

>>67509416
Was supporting Nige just banter?

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>why yes, I am indeed a member of the Alt-Right

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we ought to stop buying german goods 2bqh

>>67509470
What did he mean by this?

>>67509441
it's a label commonly worn by retards

as for this german fellow, i can't wait until Said wedges his cock straight into his imaginary gf's arse

actualy actually getting really delirious just from this one night of full on wokeness
was halfway through a post about how i thought the thread (like the actual webpage itself) had a pet name for me

>>67509444
nnsdmandsdasdjksdskdskd

>>67509443
trump loves us despite what bollocks the media wants to peddle about the order in which he phoned world leaders as if ireland is relevant in any sense of the word
we'll be fine
you are smelly turk

>>67509467
cannot confirm nor-- oh poo poo *nimby advoids the first drone* wheres jean claude van damme wen youneed him huh

>>67509466
pop superstar of the 90s and 00s
bastard warrior of dorne
some bent youtubers that 12 year olds and nonces like

>>67509491
dunno my eyes hurt im really tired ohhhhhh grrrrrrr

>>67509487
Is that show worth watching or did it age poorly?

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>>67509443
>le ireland meme
>meanwhile Nige has been hanging out with Presifart since October
The eternal kraut strikes again

>>67509515
No german ever called me a paddy

I really like leafyishere desu

"sperging out", as they say

>>67509470
daily mail is less biased than breitbart

hahahahahha trump means fart

poo bumm pooo willy into fanny bum poo fart pooo bum in willy willy in bum mummy heard me cummy hahah

haven't met a person more intelligent than me in over 5 years

do i need to get out more or what

>>67509484
http://pastebin.com/5sVPkJeN

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>>67509443
>Who is going to bail out Britain?

>>67509553
good post

>>67509560
nah mate youre alright

>>67509542
i liked syndicate & pewds for a while iah before my internet hazing here on the chon stopped me from liking anything that wasnt nihilistic or intelligent with a wicked sense of toilet humour

>>67509560
Maybe go to Uni

>>67509560
almost definitely

how smart are you and what evidence have you got in support of it?

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>>67508613
>british
>culture

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love the alt-right desu

>>67509575
>how smart are you
far above average
>what evidence have you got in support of it?
none

>>67509575
i can beat anyone in a 1 on 1 battle of wits in under 2 seconds

>>67508650
I like how in the original source there is nothing saying they were either a "friend" of Trump, or rich, but this person just decided to add that into the title of the article anyway.

>>67509597
desu you sound really fucking smart. like whoaaaa haha

>4 and a half bongs
>/brit/ still more active than /cum/
do yanks even have the internet outside of the cities?

>>67509597
woahhhhhhhh

>>67509560
your just arrogant probably

>>67509613
it's just common sense

seeing flashing green & red strobes when i shut the eyes
feels like my eyes are leaving the ol skullywull

>>67509599
>>67509597
sorry boys, going to have to cancel your claims

afraid you're average at best

>>67509617
It's cause we're all here instead

>>67509647
You have to go back

>>67509623
fugg

how do i cure that?

>>67509647
yeah so why dont you go ahead and fuck off yank and take your ugly friends with you
not the reddit flag he can stay

the "alt-right" doesn't actually exist

how much longer do we have to hear about this boogeyman?

>yank are too stupid to develop their own technology
>import JFs to do it for them and make them """american"""
>yanks are too stupid make a successful general
>come sucking up to /brit/

noggin joggin

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>>67509581
FOY

alright lads hahahahaha

just realised something

>>67509675
cheers

>>67509696
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahha hey lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>67509696
>hahahahaha
you a loon mate

>>67509675
The Chicago Reddit flag is a literal redditor

>>67509675
Fuck off you filthy paki bastard

>>67509705
>>67509707
hahahaha hey!!

Here I come, rougher than Knuckles the best of them, tougher than Knuckles. You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't Knuckle I'd rather flex my Knuckles I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to Knuckle I break them down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles. Unlike Knuckles I'm independent It's my first Knuckle, first Knuckles Feel the Knuckles then the Knuckles knuckle
Born on an island in the Knuckles The blood of my Knuckles flows inside me My knuckle is to save the Knuckles from evil Knuckles
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free true Cleanse your Knuckles of evil knuckles that got in you
Streaking lights, loud knuckles, and Knuckles Are the Knuckles that keep me going I am fighting my own Knuckles Knuckles gonna stand in my way
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free true Cleanse your Knuckles of evil knuckles that's in you
Won't be Knuckles I'll stand up to all the pain and Knuckles Just believe in my Knuckles don't rely on Knuckles Get this Knuckles to wipe out the Knuckles and knuckles This is my Knuckles gonna fight for my Knuckles
Here I come, rougher than Knuckles the best of them, tougher than Knuckles. You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't knuckle I'd rather flex my Knuckles I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle I break them down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles. Unlike Knuckles I'm independent It's my first knuckle, first Knuckles Feel the Knuckles then the Knuckles knuckle
I have no such things as Knuckles Don't approve of Knuckles but gotta knuckle This alliance has Knuckles This partnership is only Knuckles
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free true Cleanse your Knuckles of evil knuckles that got in you
Won't be Knuckles I'll stand up to all the pain and Knuckles Just believe in my Knuckles don't rely on Knuckles Get this Knuckles to wipe out the Knuckles and knuckles This is my Knuckles gonna fight for my Knuckles

>>67509702
do tell

>>67509703
fck off

>>67509715
fuck off

>>67509683
It's a yank meme and all yank memes are shit

You need to do better in keeping that shit confined to your country

>67509727
nah, you're alright

I am worth £13million pounds.

>>67509735
alri paki haha

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what did he mean by this?

>>67509741
wouldn't bother unless you were heavily discounted desu

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reminder that you'll never be a normie

Opinions on Trump assuring all the corporate bigwigs of tax breaks at dinner?

av gotty knuckle sandwich fr you right here *preps the punching glove* er i mean brass knuckles yerrr

>>67509759
alri spic haha

>>67509791
a true man of the people methinks

>>67509779
>gf
>friends
>uni
do you know what a normie is?

>>67509779
Good, can't stand normies

>>67509802
Agreed glad that corporate shill Hillary didn't get elected

>>67509727
I came here and the nakedness of the joints better than them, more stringent than the joints. You can contact me arthritis, unlike arthritis I do not. I rather bend my arthritis I am as hard as joints, it is not difficult to detailed I break them down, whether joint or joints. Unlike arthritis I am an free. It's my first joint, the first joints feel the joints and joint arthritis
Born on the island in the joints and the blood of my joints flowing inside me my detail is to save the joints from arthritis
It will be the one to determine the free joints properly cleanse your joints from arthritis evil that took place in you Shedding light on the lights, loud joints, and joints Are joints that keep me going I fight my joints gonna stand in my way
It will be the one to determine the free joints properly cleanse your joints from arthritis this evil in you
It will not be the joints will stand in the face of all the pain and arthritis just believe in my joints do not rely on your joints get these joints to eliminate the joints and the joints and this is my joints will fight for my arthritis
I came here, and the nakedness of the joints better than them, more stringent than the joints. You can contact me arthritis, unlike arthritis I do not Knuckle I'd rather bend my arthritis I am as hard as joints, it is not difficult to chuckle I break them down, whether joint or joints. Unlike joints I separate it first detailed my first joints feel the joints and joint arthritis
I do not have things like arthritis did not agree on the joints, but a detailed gotta This alliance has a joint partnership is the only arthritis
It will be the one to determine the free joints properly cleanse your joints from arthritis evil that took place in you
It will not be the joints will stand in the face of all the pain and arthritis just believe in my joints do not rely on your joints get these joints to eliminate the joints and the joints and this is my joints will fight for my arthritis

>>67509853

>>67509853

>>67509853