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having a look edition
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anime
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first for allah
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everybody has to do something they don't want to do
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GAGGING for a pale English gf honestly lads
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>>67507213
Jesus getting this mad on an internet forum? Sort your life out m8
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got a crush on one of the reddit flaggers 2bh
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>>67507179
that's a trendy hairstyle if ever there was one
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>>67507179
getting involved
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>>67507221
Me on the poster on the left.
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Had a giggle at this
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I've found god lads
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>>67507256
while you're at it can you look for my ladder?
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got drunk yesterday and shaved my head

how fast does hair grow lads?
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>>67507179
cooking up a storm
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Going to Germany over the weekend. Going to get up to some absolutely devilish shitposting.
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>>67507273
I don't think it does
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PABLO GIVE ME THE AWP PABLO GIVE ME THE AWP PABLO GIVE ME YOUR AWP
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>>67507265
delete this right now and ask me who it is
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When we owned Hong Kong could you just move there and have the same rights as if you'd just moved to Preston
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oBTzbKx0jo

anyone else remember this?
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>>67507286
utterly mental you guys can do this, we have to fly for like 15 hours to get there. you lot have no excuse not to travel and see europe ay
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>>67507298
no
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>>67507132
It's logical to accept that all your mates wank constantly so there is no point hiding it from each other

>fancy a pint m8?
>prefer a wank actually
>alri, I'll put the porn on
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>>67507297
I deleted it, not because you told me to, but because in retrospect I realised how misogynistic it was
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Alone on a Thursday morning? God, you're pathetic.
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>>67507321
Thought everyone did this sometimes desu
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>>67507311
Can't you just drive into the outback and soak up all the native aboriginal culture? Just as good as visiting Germany.
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>>67507298
don't think so but it's easy to move over there even now

don't even need a visa for a holiday, unlike China
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>>67507335
Fridays are my non-alone mornings. Thursday morning just seems weird, though not as weird as the Wednesday lot.
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>>67507358
ahhh yes
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What are the good conspiracy theories then lads

Don't give a fuck about fluoride, JFK or 9/11
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Just got back from my 3-day ban lads. Janny and Moddy really hurt my feelings with that one.
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>>67507381
Flat earth
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>>67507381
the ones about waco and ruby ridge are pretty interesting desu because they're not completely out there
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVifs7oUxh
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>>67507256
Are you the guy who was talking about depression a few days back and I said the only path to happiness is through God?

Or are you the other anon who always says I've found God?

Either way, congratulations.
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>>67507334
good, i get enough of that at work as it is
should never have told them about this place desu
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Considering going on holiday to the Falklands but don't think itd be worth the money bet it's boring
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>>67507381
Concave Earth
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Gonna go back to 1986 and send my bollocks to space
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>>67507381
Elon Musk is trying to escape earth before the globalists start a nuclear war to drive back technology to a safe level.
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>>67507381
MK Ultra
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>>67507422
p-p-pick me up a penguin while you're there
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>>67507417
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>>67506005
Rasheed
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up very late on a weekday for the sole purpose of posting on the chon
might do an extremely cheeky upstay (wots upstay hahaa?) for the whole night, wont it be a riot
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>>67507440
oh fuck off
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>>67507381
Iran Contra
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>>67507381
trump intentionally acting retarded and playing everyone
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>>67507381
The jews controlling the world one
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>>67507417
Yes, I see
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https://soundcloud.com/ignescentme/chaser-subsidence-noisia-radio-s02e43-cut

choon
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>>67507431
you might also wish to dip them in a certain nuclear reactor in that same fateful year too
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I'm skinny everywhere but under my chin, it wouldn't matter but i have a weak chin so this flap of skin is always exposed

What can i do?
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>>67507413
What are they about?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYGoTAuhvGU
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>>67507381
devon = janny
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>>67507433
Mars? Wouldn't go near it mate. Prefer dairy milk anyway.
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>>67507381
GAP (the clothing brand) actually stands for Goy and Proud lad

go down the rabbit hole it's mental
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Never met a nice south African
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>>67507422
Edinburgh of the Seven Seas is better
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>>67507381
princess diana being assassinated by the SAS
hitler escaping to south america
patton being assassinated
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>>67507499
been there, done that
you could call it the chernoballs disaster
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>>67507381
The one where we live in a world where society and politics is structured exclusively for the interests of large multi-national corporate elites.

haha, crazy stuff
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>>67507421
Who you got a crush on

I bet it's [FLAG], he's well fit and I can say so without unwittingly oppressing anyone
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>>67507523
thats not bluddy surprising mun
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>>67507510
Delete this pic mate
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>come likc my sweaty pit, anon.
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cut myself again lads
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>>67507540
nah it was going to be bucks but you sort of ruined it ://// oh well lol theres always next month when i can come up with another good new post
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>>67507558
fuck
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>>67507417
what were you saying lad
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>>67507477
i see what you did there
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>>67507567
I'm just that good
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Started a Bitcoin mine in the 24/7 uni library
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>>67507558
CRAWWWWWLIIING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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*undoes Brexit*
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>>67507567
think you're just holding back
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thingken about getting a cheese and crisp cob
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>>67507606
About 3 years late to the party m8, the blocks are impossible now.
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>>67507503
what flap of skin? you look fine
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>>67507556
o-ok
*leans in and takes a prolonged and deep inhale beforehand*
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Make
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Post pics of this femanon then
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AMERICA
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Politically I'm very Conservative.

Economically I'm very Progressive.

What do I call myself? Radical Centre?
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Started a Thailad doxxing mine in the high spec computer room of the 24/7 uni library
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>>67507617
ok ok................its............greater london
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fucking loathe wh*tes
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lyricsposting is yet to catch on here properly

no casual user lyricsposting is more than just posting your favourite grime lines
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Ah shit, lads. David Attenborough has died ;_;
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>>67507578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sHunxmsUwq
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>>67507642
This is 100% correct.

Money is a unit of account and can't be run out of just like KM are a unit of length and can't be run out of.
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>>67507668
>Politically I'm very Conservative.
>
>Economically I'm very Progressive.
what does this even mean
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>>67507660

>>67507675
blacked
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>>67507661
hello thailad
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>>67507506
the US government over stepping their boundaries and helping encourage militia activity. the waco siege has a lot more conspiracy involved in it as the government are accused of starting the fire in the compound of the branch davidians that killed so many of them as well as reports at the time that delta operators were engaged in activity rather than being observers which they have to be by law
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>>67507642
>kilometres
FOY
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>>67507715
Ah yes, I forgot Vote Leave were actually in government.
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>>67507715
what unconstitutional about it?
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>>67507741
>>67507724
>>67507723
>>67507715
potato famine
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Really makes you consider women's plight
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>>67507699
How come I have no money then
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>>67507558
Were they little like the ones from last time
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>>67507723
hi
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>>67507765
>crying Liberty
Kelly?
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>>67507724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARDFxnhtlF
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Cén chaoi 'bhfuil sibh anocht?
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weewee
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>>67507787
fuck off
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>>67507778
how are you this evening
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>>67507705
Politically I support:

nuclear family, religion, nationalism, tradition, non-interventionism, the monarchy, rule of law, marriage, pro-life etc.

Economically I support:

Full employment, a generous welfare state, massive social housing, nationalised rail and utilities, strong trade-unions, a living wage, breaking up the banks into smaller credit unions etc.

Where do I fit in?
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>>67507755
I guess the religious purity test violates the First Amendment, though it might be ok in foreign bases since the constitution doesn't follow the flag.
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>>67507755
Against the Constitution

>>67507754
Half of them are in the cabinet

>>67507741
Bizarro foy

>>67507724
All borders are artificial
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>>67507794
rather well thank you, yourself?
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>>67507787
about half past three
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>>67507770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MvJLYoRkwd
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>>67507797
It doesn't apply to Johnny foreigners
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>>67507767
neoliberalism
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>>67507558
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>>67507806
good, just had a burger
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might apply for this shadow php developer position
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>>67507795
fascist
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>>67507795
Fascism
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>>67507832
Excellent
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>>67507781
might be visiting your city next year
what is there to do
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Well g'dai. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
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>>67507813
yeah mate grhfsuruuuuurrsfhhshgblurrrshsaaabfeeeeerfkhhhzzzblishhhblosh

>>67507865
FUCK OFF
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>>67507766
Especially given that 1 in 2 people are women

>>67507816
If the test doesn't, then it's even less constitutional.
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>>67507866
>Especially given that 1 in 2 people are women
woah this really made me think
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>>67507836
>>67507837
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>>67507883
fascist symbol
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>>67507795
Nowhere

Your views are blatantly contradictory
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>>67507802
>Half of them are in the cabinet
Irrelevant, and I don't think you understand.

Vote Leave was a non-govermental, crossparty campaign group. The statement on the side of the bus and on the posters was made by Gisella Stuart and she was told by the UKSA it shouldn't be used.

The government has zero obligation to pursue claims made by Vote Leave and the fact the Remaniacs still peddle this shit out demonstrates that they're as fucking thick as they claim the Brexiters are.
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http://biasedbbc.org/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7DmxOZq6uQ

choon
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your mum is more biased towards sucking shit from my arse than the bbc or breitbart
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>>67507903
>Your views are blatantly contradictory
How? One set of views for how the economy should be run and another set of views for society.

Also, to the earlier anons: fascism doesn't make sense because I said non-interventionism but I support democracy.
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inb4 Aaron Banks starts the Alt-Right party.
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why does bethesda insist on painting the BoS as the saviours in every one of their games
Obsidian portrays them as what they are, just another faction looking to take the wasteland for all it's worth
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>>67507919
woke
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Labhairt liomsa, a chairde!
An bhfuil aon Gaeilge agaibhse?
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Started drinking fruit tea lads.

I suppose that's a sign for being too old for this place.
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>>67507951
yeah mate *nods vigorously at you* yeah yeah mate yeah YEAH YEAH
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fallout is shit
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>>67507950
Why would he abandon UKIP who have already built up a substantial following to start up some shitty arse fag gang?
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>>67507847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b9m85xb3MD

otherwise if you are serial otherwise than smoking pussy you have metelkova and that's it
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eating some pork
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>>67507972
Those Tetley ones?
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>>67507984
UKIP has fulfilled it's purpose the moment Article 50 is activated.
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>>67507984
IVE ALREADY DONE IT LOL WHEN I THREW MY SOCIAL LIFE AWAY AND CAME HERE
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>>67508001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETh-Wo-J3XE
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>>67507604
dont get it
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>>67507795
You are socially an authoritarian and economically a commie. Either way you have no place in America. I want you out of my country by tomorrow morning.
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>>67507983
delete
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>when the babestation slag forgets she's on camera and starts wanking and her producer has to tell her to stop
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jokes ive still got loads of friends.....havent i *checks phone* ah yes *does a long bollocks post to the so called friend* gets about 14 hysterical emojis in return* ah yes
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otherwise if you are i should probably listen to the audio first so i know the context of that comment and it makes more sense haha it didn't make more sense i wonder what that word means
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>>67508017
Yes, because they can't refocus themselves on other issues.

DId you even read their 2015 manifesto?
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>>67507948
the economy is not separable from society
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>>67507856
>>67507856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oo7U9Du6rm
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>>67508041
>babestation

are you 12 or just collect the dole
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honestly wouldnt mind if i was the only one allowed to post and everyone else just read my jokes and maybe gave a numerical rating for each
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https://youtu.be/ikhRGrJReJ8

god bless maggie
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>>67508070
screeching
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>>67508073
3. not a bender
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Is fuath liom me fein
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>>67508041
when did this happen
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Why did HotUKDeals fuck up their website FFS?
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>>67508093
Maith thú!
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>>67508079
Utterly detest all Londoners
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>>67508076
start your own sub4chan
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Reckon we should break up the banks and arrest the bankers who caused the 2008 crash
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scratch that--ah thank you margaret but i meant my earlier post--i actually saw a post i really like earlier, i cant remember the contents but i had a bloody great time reading it
the lad with the pale green flag, his post that wasnt about janny or er anything else

I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.
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>>67508041
>gullible 14 year old
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he's funny but would i just be enlarging his ego if i told him that i guess it doesn't matter really since in a philanthropic sense i'd only it would only be benefitting him and everybody but i suppose there are more appropriate contexts for that until you consider how blank the mind goes when you actually focus on exa exta extra expouse espousing it
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>>67508004
No these ones.

Also, guess my ethnicity /brit/.
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So why exactly did the Nazis build the Berlin Wall? Doesnt make sense
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>>67508061
>DId you even read their 2015 manifesto?
Yeah and they have in the eyes of the public, they'll never reach as many votes as they did last election.

Look I'm not saying it's a good thing, I'm just saying I think it's going to happen. Do a Google
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>>67508129
you yes your the wun, point out that funny post you made that i liked earlier please
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>>67508139
It was to stop Scotland
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>>67508098
Most nights actually, they get caught up in the phone sex and forget where they are then they look over behind the camera and move their hand away from their fanny
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>>67508137
>strawberry and raspberry
poor choice
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>>67508063
You can have different of economic policies while preserving traditional social values. It's not either/or.
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>Watching a TV show
>Man tries to steal someone else's wife
>Find myself hating him
>Quickly realise I was very nearly that man about a year ago
Thank fuck I found Christ again and became steadfast in my morals.
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>>67508139
stolen idea from trump innit
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>>67508086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eMRWRlkJRa
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>>67508105
An bhfuil tu go dti an leaba?
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>>67508100
Is that site good?
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>>67508129
dont reply actually it wasnt you after all

>>67506684
lmao
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>>67508154
>remembering those amazing 241s in 2010ish
those were the days on babestation and elite
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>>67508170
>john blackhawk
what?
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>why yes, I did indeed vote for Donald John Trump to be the President of the United States of America
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can't not sure i remember what he means i mean it's moreso in general i can't no particularity comes to mind really
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Business idea immigrants that are fit and shag English lads
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Rorkes: Do you consider non-whites and bi-racial half europeans to be equally non-white?
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>>67508183
oh yeah mate those were the days on babestation wasnt they yes mate yessss mateeeee yerrrrrrrr boiiiiiiiii
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>>67508158
tell me a better one pls
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>>67508183
Pity Dionne Daniels never did porn
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There is a girl going to be sleeping with me in my bed tomorrow
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>>67508176
Níl mé ag dul aon áit. Táim ag fanacht le haghaidh an mhaidin. Toisc, má codlaím anois - ní bheidh in ann de bheith i mo dhúiseacht níos déanaí, a chara.
An bhfuil tú ag dul as anois?
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>>67508028
Iran Contra was considered a conspiracy theory way back when.

Then it turned out to be true.
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Does anyone here wish they'd joined the forces when they were younger?
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>>67508216
get some of the ben & jerrys named after fish, cant remember what he's called
phishy phreddy or summat
get it or i'll kill you
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>>67508202
fit
fit
fit
fit
back to estonia love
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>>67508230
Give her a hug from me lad.
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>>67508207
>Do you consider non-whites .. to be non-white?
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>>67508193
>>67508193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tc6ssYA5n3
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>>67508247
fuck no. literally dodged a bullet and long term mental problems

I really considered it for a bit too when I was 18
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>>67508251
>ben & jerrys
that's ice cream though

i was talking about fruit tea!!!
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>>67508183
Remember on one of those xxx channels someone put a text in to get the camera man to feel the girls tits, lucky bastard.

What was behind the Asian channel? Always seemed strange to me like the girls were all locked up in thainonces apartment and he was feeding them nothing,
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>>67508259
English... motherfucker.

What I'm asking is if Chuka and Barack are the same as a full blown african in your eyes.
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>>67508264
yeah dont fucking care get it or die
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>>67508247
Why would you want to join the Armed Forces?
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>>67508207
They're all the same, buy it would depend on the biracial persons character
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14 i was chasing pagans 10p put it in the space invaders
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AAAAAAAAAAAND if you tolerate /brit/, then your children will be next....
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would be quite preferable with my anxiety i'd probably just fuck it up regardless anyway it's a shame i never got with becca but but can't be too feasible anyway if i wanted that then i could easily take a trip to yorkshire i mean it isn't too far away or even town but there are probably no buses running
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the dad just said jews are fine
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>>67508274
You're all non-white to us.
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Haven't had ice cream in years lads think I'll get some in for pud tomorrow

What's the best flavour of Ben and jez
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>>67508274
No, they're half.

It's really as simple as it seems.
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>>67508244
its still a good conspiracy though
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>>67508292
>sees flag
checks out t.b.h
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>>67508291
oh will you shut the fuck up
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>>67508183
Yeah those were great, I miss elite
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>>67508216
winter spice, cherry and cinnamon, cranberry and raspberry

I'd recommend getting selection packs if you can, they have a bunch of different blends in each
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>>67508284
Secure job, pension, benefits, learn trades, acquire qualifications.
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>>67508297
Cinnamon Bun tbch
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>>67508301
thank you for specifying. people in america simply refer to barack as "black" despite the fact that his mother is white
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>>67508214
what are you saying in this post
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nothing more intellectually stimulating than wearing your silk pjs, sipping some hot chocolate, and reading a fine piece of literature, whilst occasionally checking /brit/
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>>67508291
oh will you keep talking
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was only joking im REAAALLLYYY sorry i would never kill anyone even if they didnt try the ice cream i recommended! please dont report me to the police or military
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will fucking flatten him quite feel up for a trip tomorrow it'd be a nice change to the usual routine still have that bus ticket faded but it probably wouldn't get me so far i'd have to find some other avenue of getting cash i would not go so far as to sell myself out but maybe i could steal it
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>>67508311
don't you play down his emotions you cretin
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israel is a horrible country and their government are fucking evil

why do you lads go off about the jews but support the world's only jewish theocracy
odd
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gonna need to block myself from this site.

Imagine I could make myself a lot smarter if the time I spent here I spent reading articles on global affairs and business instead.

NEED to start doing this. Im 24, wasted too much of my time here

Only thing that makes me feel ok is that Im not a virgin and I am still in uni
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>>67508316
thank you for your advice

i will look into these so called selection packs
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>>67508340
>Their government IS evil

FTFY :)
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>>67508240
Dtigim me. Ta me ag dul a chodladh. Slan agus leat.
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>>67508340
all the right wingers i know that support israel are blue pilled morons
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>>67508342
>Imagine I could make myself a lot smarter if the time I spent here I spent reading articles on global affairs and business instead.
You would literally become more stupid if you read the nonsense the elites you want to believe.
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>>67508340
>their government are
nice english there ;-)
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IMMIGRANTS ahhhhhhh

They're coming over HERE and stealing OUR jobs and BENEFITS!!!!!
Ahhhhhhh
*Eyes pop out of head*

And scene
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>>67508357
wrong
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sorry again i didnt mean shut the fuck up please do some more disjointed blog posts please please please and reply to me in them as well so i can feel special xx this sounds like im taking the piss but its not
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What's going on with the regedit felgs? :/
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>>67508365
Fine, but at least I could seem smarter to normal people
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>>67508360
Oíche mhaith, a chara.
Slán leat.
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timothy james byrne here in my rented flat high wycombe since october 2016 lets check the date timothy byrne on facebook garden selfie in high wycombe buckinghamshire
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>>67508365
Stay woke
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Just finished my workout lads

AMA
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hello lads
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>>67508362
>Nige
>Trump
>Le Penn
>Hitchens
>Ronald Paul
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>>67508378
t. blue pilled moron canada mentioned
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that nation are corrupt
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>>67508349
there's a really nice christmas apple one too, I forget what it's actually called, I lost the box
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>>67508372
>>67508357
fuck off yanks, get our language wrong somewhere else please
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>>67508374
what song should be in my head when i read this?

because currently it is that obnoxious FLASH AHHHHHH normie song from the clash of clans advert
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>>67508398
r u bent
>>
Keep in mind this was my first workout since August 28

AMA
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>>67508402
>Ron Paul
>support for Israel
nope
>>
Do half Asian half black people exist
>>
that football team are bad

that restaurant are bad

their food are bad
>>
the monopoly on gimmicks i have used past midnight tonight:
using words i am unsure of the definition of, and then look up straight after clicking 'submit'
stream of consciousness posting

gimmicks i have not used tonight but may consider for revival:
south africa posting
sinead posting
any synthesis of the previous 2
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>>67508427
tiger woods
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>>67508428
chelsea are bad at football
radiohead are a good band
the israeli government are evil bastards
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>>67508183
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1945041657
>>
Ever since I started masturbating professionally I find myself unable to watch video porn. I spend the whole time critiquing the actors' poor technique instead of committing the sin myself.
>>
>>67508427
Blasians, yeah. There was one in my secondary.
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>>67508427
I matched one on Tinder once.

Quite fit ngl
>>
>>67508427
Tiger Woods
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roses are red
pakis are brown
poo fanny poo wank
im going to town
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>>67508435
I'm looking forward to what the future brings

It's bright, it's orange
>>
>>
>>67508437
chelsea is bad at football

radiohead is a good band

israeli government is corrupt
>>
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south park is /brit/ related tonight
>>
Jews are a necessary evil
>>
puma pukka punka is that a door maybe a doorway for a VERY tiny man it looks very acid like
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>>67508412
haha, consider yourself trolled
as you may have noticed i placed a strategic winky face ";-)" letting the more clever of the bunch know i was merely doing a joke, but you fell right for my trap.....pic related is me, imagine that face every time you get outsmarted and outmaneuvered
>>
When you masturbate do you deliberately time your orgasm with the ejaculation? Or do you just orgasm at any point regardless of the ejaculation?
>>
>>67508444
How young was he?
>>
>>67508465
>that subtle underboob
>>
>>67508457
notice the plural? rose are brown

paki are brown
>>
7 grams of cocaine straight up the shitter
>>
>>67508402
feels bad that the west is cucked by zionism

i live in one of the nexuses of jewish power, montreal. there is a municipality that puts up israeli flags on the lampposts.

nothing like living amongst jews to turn you into a rabid anti semite
>>
>>67508426
Paul argues that if the United States cares about Israel, the U.S. should allow them to be more independent. He states that "the surrounding Arab nations get seven times as much aid as Israel gets and also a recent study came out that showed that for every dollar you give to an Arab nation it prompts Israel to spend 1.4 dollars."[332] Paul would not stop Israel from defending its interests in any way it saw fit.[332]

Our foreign military aid to Israel is actually more like corporate welfare to the U.S. military industrial complex, as Israel is forced to purchase only U.S. products with the assistance. We send almost twice as much aid to other countries in the Middle East, which only insures increased militarization and the drive toward war.[333]

We have adopted a foreign policy that has left Israel surrounded by militaristic nations while undermining Israel's sovereignty by demanding that its foreign and defense policies be essentially pre-approved in Washington. That is a bad deal for Israel, as sovereign nations must determine on their own what is a most appropriate national defense. On foreign policy as well, the U.S. steps in to prevent Israel from engaging in dialogue with nations of which the U.S. administration disapproves.[333]

Paul was in Congress when Israel bombed Iraq's Osirak nuclear plant in 1981 and—unlike the United Nations and the Reagan administration—defended its right to do so. He says Saudi Arabia has an influence on Washington equal to Israel's. He votes against support for Israel due to his opposition to foreign aid by the US in general.[334]
>>
The cavalry class in bf1 is goat tbqh lads
>>
>>67508468
wrong

>>67508475
rooooooooo
>>
>>67508476
w-what
>>
jews are not fucking necessary in any matter and should have been sent to madagascar like hitler had wanted it had we not fucked up several of his plans beforehand and during after the attack on poland although it was false flagged to fuck perhaps we'd have been better off by now
>>
>>67508435
>not knowing the definition of all words
this is a 180+ IQ thread

heres a gimmick for you: blocked nose posting

my nose is blocked lads theres bits and bobs in the passage which are stopping me from breathing normally and wats worse ive got bits of phlem stuck at the back of my throat and my voce is going and im gay all day wahey wahay 10 minutes

>>67508493
the fuck are you prattling on about you unfunny yank cunt, soak your head in acid before i boot it down the common
>>
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shabbos goy
>>
>a fucking horse
>>
>>67508514
*HD*
>>
Got cold hands

You know what they say about guys with cold hands ;)

they have poor circulation, yes, correct
>>
alri lids
>>
Another 4 years of being a laughing stock then.

heh
>>
>>67508514
>>67508509
both of you are wrong
>>
>>67508513
All humans should be free to roam on God's green earth
>>
9kj of high energy straight down the gullet
>>
>>67508525
they be sayin DAMN you got some cold hands
and then he slapped me with his penis
>>
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Why do some brits gotta be cunts?
>>
>>67508514
fun fact: nose blockage is caused by blood vessel dilation around the upper nasal passage and not actually due to physical blockage from snot

if you want it to clear use a decongestant/stimulant
>>
alright lads i'll come clean
i've been putting "Anonymous" in the Name field for the past few weeks haha
>>
>>67508510
Do you hold off your orgasm until the ejaculation?

Or is that just me being autistic?
>>
>>67508541
What about the brown bits where there's no grass

like scottish mountains, or the sea
>>
>>67508476
Both at the same time for me, like having a poo and a wee
>>
>>67508533
2bh england looked really good yesterday
>>
alri lads
>>
>>67508470
>Air date 16th November 2016
>its the 17th here

REEEEE WHEN
>>
>>67508525
why did i lol at this
>>
>>67508561
thats where the pakis are meant to roam
>>
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G R E A T E S T

A L L Y
L
L
Y
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>>67508533
Which top class manager is daft enough to take the job though? It's toxic af and the only redeeming thing is the salary, but it's not as if they couldn't earn that money elsewhere.
>>
>>67508558
I ejaculate everytime the guy in the video does, regardless of where in the world it's being watched
>>
statement
>>
if they are realistic if they were realistic enough they look like children i wonder how long how far these people have until they are arrested
>>
>>67508554
bants, mate

mad bants
>>
>>67508554
Oh no did a man tweet a mean thing

Hardly worth a fucking article is it you silly cunt
>>
>>67508558
my orgasm starts with the ejaculation and it would be impossible for it any other way
>>
>>67508585
(you)
>>
>>67508585
counterstatement
>>
i don't have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary philip banks here, but what i do have is the PROUOUOU
>>
.....................ah
snins
IQUIT
>>
anecdote
>>
>>67508601
then he slapped me with a haddock
>>
Are you going to celebrate Transgeder Remembrance Day on the 20th, lads?
>>
>>67508585
reply expressing apparent distaste for statement but with subtle undertones of agreement
>>
new
>>67508613
>>67508613
>>67508613
>>
>>67508585
Fuck of smelly rasheed twat
>>
>>67508566
I've seen videos on the internet of girls who wee first and then poo, but some poo first and then wee
>>
>>67508583
>regardless of where in the world it's being watched
Why would where the video is being watched matter to your orgasm?
>>67508590
>it would be impossible for it any other way
What? You've never orgasmed before the ejaculation? Even when you haven't fapped for a while? Do you just fast forward straight to the ejaculation so you can orgasm at the same time?
>>
>>67508608
mmmGET VIV SOME COOKIES
>>
Matched with the Queen on tinder lads
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