/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Ev3tJWZjs

Would love a hug lads

anyone else collect 40k but havnt played the game in years

(chaos here :) )

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>>67499124
might get deleted this one tbqh

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>go into youtube video about turkey
>post "armenia" in the comments section

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2rIjzibfho

>>67499255
THAT'S BULLSHIT

>>67499237
*gives you a big warm hug*

:3

me doing a throat song

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478934233692.webm

>tfw about twice a week I get too lazy to brush my teeth at night

can't think of what to buy my mom or my sister for christmas

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>>67499246
>collect 40k
FOB
Nah but seriously I'd love to create an Imperial guard army, maybe one day when I'm earning decent money

You lads ever watch the Stampy Cat Minecraft videos?

My only friend moved to Yankland lads.

What will I do now?

>>67499301
bet your gums bleed like a runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLZbd0EvCs8


thread theme

>>67499281
*lightly grabs your arse*

dude rave dummies lmao

>>67499301
me for the last 10 years

haven't even been to the dentist in a decade tbf

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>it's 5 weeks until christmas
>i've been a NEET for 6 months
the realization hurts

why is the salad draw always at the bottom of the fridge?

gf just said she misses lads

looks like I've gone and fucked up another girl

The actual CHEEK of my mate's gf

She's off to Thailand to do some charity thing that's basically just something for her CV right, she's basically off on a jolly but the cheeky cow is asking for charity donations to fund the trip

Errr sorry love but you don't see me doing the rounds with the collection bucket when I want to jet off

>>67499346
Only now and then when I floss

>>67499345
come live with me :3

What is /brit/?

>>67499409
i floss daily and brush twice a day. if your gums bleed from flossing it means they're infected

>>67499431
Tom?

This movie moonlight is getting rave reviews desu

what is your guys penile circumference

>>67499450
the British general on the international board on 4chan

Started flossing and using corsodyl© twice a day lads

Mouth has never felt so clean Tbh

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MEIN LEBEN!

>>67499450
wee
poo
bumbum
nappy
willy
wank
that crushing sense of depression and worthlessness that hits at about 2am at night

>>67499450
sex trafficking warlord gang

>>67499450
a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

>>67499299

saw some live throat singing when i was in ulan bataar, makes the hair on your neck stand up

>>67499470
never measured it but it's not thick

>>67499470
5.5 inches

According to british statistics at least a few of you are likely complete fat fucks

Can you admit it if you are?

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>saw some live throat singing when i was in ulan bataar, makes the hair on your neck stand up

>>67499246
never collected buy i've played pretty much every single WH video game

(chaos a shit)

>>67499470
6"x7.6"

>>67499550
not british but i'll answer anyway. no i'm not, i'm underweight

>>67499550
69kg 2bh

>>67499574
Atrocious bums

>>67499550
fat people use reddit not 4chan

>>67499517
looks like chile pepper?

>>67499540
alri

>>67499583
I don't believe

going to start using semicolons in my posts; as a gimmick

>>67499470
6inches circumference 7inches long

>>67499516
why did you go to ulan bataar?

>>67499621
>>67499627
Aussie COCK

>>67499550
4kg away from being underweight

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>Lick my arsehole, anon!

>>67499621
kinda, but unlike a chile pepper, it doesn't get narrower at the tip

*feigns mental illness in an attempt to gain attention and sympathy*

>>67499550
I'm actually rather thin

>>67499470

Ur mom couldn't even fit it in.

>>67499667
No

>>67499662
in other words you're a healthy weight

stop being so pathetic mate

>>67499670
know a person or two who've done this
but it turned out one person's self diagnosis was right and they actually did have depression

>>67499667

My first instinct was to hop off the sofa's arm and elbow her in the pussy. Shameless sloot is shameless. Exposing herself like that tbqhwy

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>coworker off for weeks at a time constantly for meme illnesses like anxiety and depression
>boss gives me shit for occasionally being a few minutes late

>>67499727
*diagnoses you as being gay*

listening to some tunes

>>67499667
give me a footjob first and i'll do it

>>67499727
Depression isn't real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwWMaJJ_MSg

I fucking hate the word "snacking"

>>67499687
>>67499662
pics

>everyone answers that they are underweight

COME OUT FATTIES

>>67499550
I'm 90kg

>>67499777
So offing yourself is perfectly healthy?

we need to put britain first

>>67499777
edgy

depression loooool just lighten up ffs

>>67499778
wtf I love russia now!!

>>67499778
>7 minutes

shall not be watching this

>>67499797
t. fatty

>>67499299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA

I like this one

i doubt you have 7.6 inch circumference, australian

>>67499639

did the trans mongolian railway

>>67499807
>>67499832
It's not an illness like cancer is an illness, you just have to not be a little sad act, not hard

>>67499866
ahaha mongolian trannies

Business idea: trigger everyone on 4chan by claiming that depression doesn't exist

>>67499943
that's not how mental illnesses work

3DS won't go online
the fuck nintendo

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>>67499866
wouldn't mind a mongol trans train gf

>lives in 1st world country
>eats bountiful meal
>drinks clean water
>uses electrical good daily for entertainment on account of lots of free leisure time to pursue personal pleasures
>goes to work at job that pays a livablw wage, safe in the knowledge that there are compherensive laws in place to protect my rights
>has trouble speaking to the opposite sex

MATE
MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY SO HARD, I HAVE DEPRESSION AND WHO CAN BLAME ME

>>67499550
85kg

>>67499124
Can someone explain the point of this webm?

I don't use Facebook so I don't know what I'm supposed to be getting here.

>>67500033
I'd drive you into the ground like tent peg 2bh

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>>67499943

hmmm ah

>>67500072
weeb

>>67499670
I did this, then ended up actually developing it and tried to kill myself. Then I refused help from the doctors because I was convinced I was faking and wasn't really depressed. Oops.

>>67500097
all the 'sheeds

>>67500095
>has asparagus
>mocks depression

>>67500105
care to provide a source on that?

depression is definitely real but it's a bit of a meme
i reckon if i'd have listened to my mum and went to the doctor to get happy pills i'd be stuck in the cycle still

instead i managed to get a job and snapped out of it haha

>>67500047
Depression isn't an illness so your point is irrelevant

Schizophrenia is a legitimate mental illness
Dementia is a legitimate mental illness
Autism is a legitimate mental illness
Being sad because you can't get a gf is not a mental illness

Donald Trump.

A true man of the people.

need a gf with a feminine penis who can do throat singing and who is also into trainspotting
bonus points if she likes latex

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>your pc will restart at 22:44
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ah yes, wageslavery

>replying to the depression isn't real memelord
i shiggy

Proves nothing. Brain imagining isn't what you think it is.

>>67500105
wow, peoples brains look different when they're feeling different emotions, thats crazy

>>67500097

all the people reacting with a laugh emoji are pakis

it's a statement on the nice truck attack

>>67500158
you're mixing up >tfw no gf with actual depression

stop being an eejit

at least you runts have something real to be depressed about like your damn runtiness. you can hope that when you stop being runty you'll feel better.

imagine everything being great and still being depressed as fuck

>>67500174
t. "depressed"

>>67500144
What does that face in the corner of the pics mean?

>>67500164
not sure what to make of this trainlad
won't ever look at those trains in the same way now

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this 2bh depression is a meme

>>67499943
Is bipolar and illness? Is Schizophrenia? Is autism an illness?

>‘You know what I think? I think the Constitution and Federalist Papers of this country were an incredible moral and imaginative achievement. For really the first time in a modern nation, those in power set up a system where the citizens’ power over their own government was to be a matter of substance and not mere symbolism. It was utterly priceless, and will go down in history with Athens and the Magna Carta. The fact that it was a utopia which for over two hundred years actually worked makes it beyond priceless—it’s literally a miracle. And—and I’m speaking of Jefferson, Madison, Adams, Franklin, the real church Fathers—what raised the American experiment beyond great imagination and made it very nearly work was not just these men’s intelligence but their profound moral enlightenment—their sense of civics. The fact is that they cared more about the nation and the citizens than about themselves. They could have just set America up as an oligarchy where powerful eastern industrialists and southern landowners controlled all the power and ruled with an iron hand in a glove of liberal rhetoric. Need I say Robespierre, or the Bolsheviks, or the Ayatollah? These Founding Fathers were geniuses of civic virtue. They were heroes. Most of their effort went into restraining the power of the government.’


how far they've fallen lads.

i'm going to enjoy this. Bring on January 20th Kek

would obliterate any of your arseholes with my big dick

>>67500105
Correlation=/=Causation

Just because one person has different brain activity doesn't mean it's caused by depression, could be any number of things

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>>67500166

Going to the gym tonight

>>67500247
how much circumference

>>67500158
Great strawman, unfortunately nobody her is saying that sadness is the same as depression.

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>>67500163
whoops

forgot pic

>>67500217
They're quite literally the same thing

Anyone born in a 1st world country and who doesn't have a legitimate reason (e.g. Being abused as a kid) to be sad all day should fuck off

>>67500241
reaction emojis

all the 'sheeds reacted with the "haha" reaction

>>67499470
barely 4 inches

>>67500245
>bipolar
Jury's out
>Schitz
Yes
>autism
Yes

>>67500191
that difference in heat signature probably isn't down to just normal change in emotions day to day . stop trying to be edgy.

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hope that anon goes through depression

>>67500346
Well they aren't an illness like cancer. What makes depression so different?

>>67500291
>Wanting runts to take your money

>>67500361
>that difference in heat signature probably isn't down to just normal change in emotions day to day .
is that your official hypothesis, dr anon?

>>67500291
83% of what?
20% of what?

just saw an absolute runt at the gym

>>67500294
>Being abused as a kid
well, my mum stopped talking to me when I was 12 and my dad used to make me stand in front of him while he shouted at me in hours long sessions every week

also got thrown out a few times and maybe beaten once or twice

does this count, or only "sexual abuse" or whatever?

>>67500254
>not setting your active hours

I got what I think is "depressed" for a week because I had a load of work to do, but once I got one bit done, I snapped out of it

>be me
>literally depressed
>only my doctors and my mum know about it
>cover up the scars on my wrists at all times
>convinced everyone i'm a functional Human

>meanwhile there's normie runts practically bragging about their self diagnosed "depression" on social media and even in real life

REALLY grinds my gears desu
These are the type of people who've turned depression into a fuckingmeme

>sleep each day from 5am-12am
>drink nothing but coffee all day
>don't exercise
>eat shit food
>spend all day in front of the computer
>smoke
>don't drink at least 2L water daily
>don't take any care in your image
>don't take any care in planning your education/career

I bet all of you cretins with "depression" do most of these and then wonder why you're so sad

>>67500384
where is your evidence for disagreeing with the medical community?

>>67500291
Bottom 20% already pay basically nothing.
And they ARE getting a small cut.

If you cut 5% off someone who makes 1 million, OF COURSE it is going to be more money than 5% off someone who makes 30,000.

>never want to get up
>Often indifferent to important life events
>Caught up in deep thought easily
>Every day feels the same
How can anyone claim this isn't an illness?

Really warm and comfy in my bed if anyone wants to join me

>>67500399
tax benefits
it means the very people that voted for him will see the least of what he's promised

>>67500400
Yes, many gyms have mirrors along the walls

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Good morning.

>>67500166
>>67500254

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWWJYf0dWY4

>>67500375

Picture looks more like OCD than depression tbqh

>>67500294
>born in a 1st world country
I'm 2nd world. Am I allowed to be sad?

>>67500377
Those illnesses are permanent and not simply caused by the subject
Depression can be overcome by simply making changes to lifestyle and stop being such a sad twat

>>67500436
>cover up the scars on my wrists at all times
How does mutilation help in any way?

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>>be me
>>literally depressed
>>only my doctors and my mum know about it
>>cover up the scars on my wrists at all times
>>convinced everyone i'm a functional Human
>>meanwhile there's normie runts practically bragging about their self diagnosed "depression" on social media and even in real life
>REALLY grinds my gears desu
>These are the type of people who've turned depression into a fuckingmeme

>>67500166
oh, also, dunno if it still works because I haven't tried it in a while but you can turn back the clock on your computer and give yourself more time before it restarts

>>67500436
I have no sympathy for people who cut themselves, fucking subhumans lmao.

>>67500378
>wanting globalists to take your money
>>67500399
>83%
Of income that isn't taxed.
>20%
Top 20% of income earners. As it says in the tweet.

So 83% of new private wealth from tax cuts will go to the top 20% of America.

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>>67500460

>>67500441
Literally fit not one of your criteria and yet I'm depressed, try harder you runt

Don't have a job but don't claim benefits

Have I beaten the system?

>>67500532
May aswell just bite the bullet tbqh

>>67500404
Sure, if it bothered you that much but I don't see why you'd let it affect you this late into your life

Would have just said fuck them and moved on, maybe had a word with a therapist and proved how much better I am than them

My dad topped himself without ever saying goodbye to me or telling me why and my mum hasn't spoken to me in years after moving in with her new boyfriend. I don't want cunts like them in my life anyway, only get one life so I'm not going to let those twats ruin it

>tfw depressed, autism and schizophrenic compulsive dutchness

look at all you lightweight normies with your normie problems, the absolute state of yous

>having a job cures depression

how fucking deluded can you get

Daily reminder that EVERYONE who cuts does so for attention.

>>67500542
suspect this was the only reason trump really wanted the presidency. it was the only thing he was ever interested in before he started memeing pre 2012

All of you lads would make tremendous doctors desu.
>Oh, you have cancer
>Have you tried not having it?
>Oh, you're having hallucinations?
>That's awful, I recommend simply seeing reality as it is
>Oh, you have downs?
>Aha, the mistake you made there was not having the right number of chromosomes!

DUDE IM SO SAD ONLY THE PAIN OF CUTTING MY WRISTS (has to be a visible part of the body) WILL RELIEVE THE PAIN AAAUUUGGGHHHHHH YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM GOING THROUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

Taking acid 26 times has made me feel really superior to others

Business plan:
We look at the bad statistics and they don't happen because we're aware of their existance.

Hello, i am looking for a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture.

>>67500627
caralad?

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why the fuck do some people just refuse to be by themselves

first year @ uni and why do certain people always insist on being around other literally constantly. guy in my flat can't spend one fucking evening on his own. came into my room this week to ask something and then just sat around for another half an hour.

am I weird? I love chilling and going out but I need my ME time. what is this shit

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What did he mean by this?

State of all these sad twats in the thread desperate for attention and for someone to feel sorry for them

Fuck off back into your crêche

>>67500693
no

>>67500686
did it make it hard to socialise with the runts

i find it difficult to converse with my mum now

>>67500599
how do you support yourself

DUDE GET A 9-5 JOB THAT YOU REPEAT EVERY SINGLE DAY FOREVER UNTIL YOU DIE THAT SURE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY LMAO
Absolute cretins

Business idea: Become a postie. order drugs from loads of darkweb vendors to assess their packaging, stealth methods and where in the country it's being sent from. steal all the drugs you can, sell for handsome profits.

>>67500691
It's down the hall and to the left.

>>67500667
What you've done there is conflate real medical conditions like cancer with meme ones like "being so starved of attention that you maim your own body for sympathy"

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why is make up legal

>>67500567
>has depression
>has the gall to call ME the runt

Try harder runtle mcgruntle

>>67500710
maybe he likes you :3 try talking to him :3

>>67500720
could afford to take risks like this since he wasn't running for re election.

the term limits thing is actually a really stupid idea. for the last 2 years Obama hasn't had any incentive to give 2 shits about their country.

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>>67500725
No!

come to my house and we can cuddle esti-chan

https://www.instagram.com/the_fatchelorette/

hmmm

>>67500501
The permanence is an odd way to go about it. Cancer isn't permanent nor are most illnesses.

>>67500534
fair enough, that's why I cover it up

>>67500506
Imagine you're trapped in a small room with someone you hate. All day, everyday they constantly give you reasons to hate them, in fact they've ruined your entire life. You're going to want to hurt them aren't you? Well what if the person you hate - the person responsible for ruining your life - is you, and you wre stuck with that cunt 24/7?

DUDE START IMPROVING YOURSELF AND DOING ALL THESE MINDLESS REPETITIVE TASKS CALLED A """"""JOB"""""" THAT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION LMAO

>>67500787
because it makes companies lots of money

Business idea: let Obongo stay on

He's the most intelligent, sane politician the Yanks have had in decades and the country did well under him

>All these runts thinking a job involves some dead end cashier job and not something you enjoy

Imagine being so imaginatively stunted

They're right though, I'm positive that sitting in bed all day from 9-5 is much better for their mental health than getting out of the house and meeting new people

>>67500871
sheed

>not depressed
>Make depression posts to trigger the normies
Interesting, did NOT know this would clear the infestation of normies out of this place. Will be experimenting with this gimmick further.

>>67500804
The white guy appropriating people of redness culture is rude.

>>67500871
>and the country did well under him

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>>67500802
>cuddle
Thats pretty fucking gay, anon.
I'd rather come over and let you put a bullet in me.

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>>67500710
Normies are fueled by social interaction which recharges them, while abnormies recharged by spending time alone while social interaction depletes our energy.

t. expert

>>67500787
>left is when she's out and other's look at her
>right is just for you
why are women inherently insensitive, emotionless harpies.

>>67500450
it's straight up lies, under trump there'll be 3 brackets and the bottom one will pay no taxes at all

>>67500892
no jobs are fun/enjoyable

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>>67500892
Thought I was the only one here who enjoys their job ;x

>>67500936
That was his plan, but congress may not necessarily go along with it.

>>67500824
DUDE KEEP POSTING THESE MINDLESS REPETITVE POSTS IN THESE MINDLESS REPETITVE THREADS WITH THESE MIDLESS REPETITIVE GOOBERS WITHOUT EVER LEAVING YOUR HOUSE AND GETTING HUMAN CONTACT OR EARNING ANY MORE THAT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION LMAO

>>67499124
God I feel like shit

lads
call me crazy
But I like Assad more than Erdogan

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>>67500787

>>67500942
Mine is

Since Donald Trump's victory, the number of unreported rapes has risen considerably.

>>67500787
>implying she wouldn't look totally fine in the picture on the right if she had eyebrows

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>>67500914
stop wanting to die so badly!!

>>67500979
>left
cute
>right
fit

like women like this

business idea: makeup, but for men

(((Jared Kushner)))

dude

>>67501001
hmmmm

>>67500979
inb4 flood of left is so much better ogm XDD

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>>67501008
I do what I want

>>67500943
top kek

>>67500871
>the country did well under him

Triple national debt and caused rising race tensions never seen before. Implemented a crippled and retarded form of healthcare and set a precedent that the US President can specifically target and murder US citizens without trial if suspected of terrorism and not on US soil.

Yes yes very good. Wasn't closing Gitmo in his 100 day plan as well?

>>67501020
They already have that, products like the "men pen" concealer.

>be depressed
>NHS takes ages for referral and stuff
>get the choice of antidepressants and/or CBT
>neither of which actually cure the depression

ah yes

I am a 28 year KV and I'm going to commit

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>>67501051
shut up

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>>67500787
>>67501002

business idea: introduce social acceptability of men wearing makeup

Lmaoing at all these people saying depression is real, it was a real thing that happened in early 20th century America

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5d8zop/serious_people_who_have_met_or_dealt_with_donald/

quite a good thread lads

going sleep night

Business idea: I run an assassinate-local-chad service for /r9k/.

Going to the gym tonight to lift things up and down several times

>>67501084
What do you depressed cunts ACTUALLY want then

Seems like you just love to whinge

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Help me lads, don't know how to get out of this deep hole I'm in...gonna end it was right now

>>67501084
Exercise is unironically the best way to beat depression

>>67501059
>Triple national debt
That's a good thing and inevitable given the Great Depression.
>rising race tensions never seen before.
Agreed.
>Implemented a crippled and retarded form of healthcare
Agreed but it technically saves money compared to the mess that came before it.
>set a precedent that the US President can specifically target and murder US citizens without trial if suspected of terrorism and not on US soil.
Agreed.
>Wasn't closing Gitmo in his 100 day plan as well?
lol


Obama was truly an awful President. I tried to explain this would happen in 2008 to his fanboys rather like how I say the same to Trump fanboys today but they never listen.

>>67501114
so it turns out that he's a reasonable human being
really makes you think

wonder what the debt level/foreclosure rates will look like after another 8 years of republicans lol


the yanks are fucked


people in the 2020-2030s will look back fondly on Obama's/Cameron's staggering recovery the way we do with the 90s boom time

>>67501177
Solid advice tbqh

>>67500000

>>67501114

An acquantince's father of mine who runs a somewhat wealthy business met with Trump back when he was still a millionaire, and he liked him.

>>67501176
how the fuck did you take that picture
I was about to do one but with a fuck off knife, but I can't wrap my head around the logistics of it

>>67501059
Don't forget the NSA shit

>>67501176
DONT DO IT

>>67501176
Shit bruv, was your bus late again? I know how much that can get you down

Please get help :(

>>67501245
got my gf to hold the camera

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>>67501089
Only the dead may know peace from this evil

Remainers truly were heroes while Brexiters were violent, racist animals.

>>67501176

DYEL

>>67501177
UM NO DEPRESSION IS INCURABLE SWEETHEART X

>>67501277
t.david cameron

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>been teacher training for a little while
>first day of properly teaching a primary school class tomorrow
Nervous as hell lads. Should I educate them about 4chan and the memes?

>>67501114
>In the '90s my dad (Scottish) was chairman of a company that had offices in NYC. Apparently he was waiting in the lobby of trump tower for a meeting, ordered a drink and an elderly scottish woman said hello because she heard his accent. They had a little chat about, I presume, Scottish things, and she said she was waiting for her son to come down and take her out to lunch - as always, he was running a bit late but she didn't mind because she knew how busy he was.
>Anyway, down comes Donald with his entourage, the Scottish lady introduces my dad to him as "this nice young man from Scotland", he says "hey, nice to meet you" and off they go. Apparently it was all pretty normal. I liked that story because of its mundanity in the face of this year's news.
so cute :3

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>>67501277
whoops

forgot pic

>>67501186
you were able to foresee that a politician would have promises they couldn't keep??!? wowow tell me the lotto numbers

>>67501312
Tell them all about various conspiracy theories

>>67501328
I think she probably said something more along the lines of BLEEUERRRGHHHAAAAAHH FUCJKCKC

>>67501176
>4mb
See you tomorrow

>>67501312

Start an atheism v Christianity thread and make that their homework for tonight.

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D.Va best girl

>>67501312
Teacher here.

I feel sorry for you.

>>67501312
Introduce them to /pol/ and tell us what happens

>>67501245
Hold phone against upper chest with crook of your arm, take photo with your chin

The UK has just passed a law making it legal for security services to hack into your devices and view pretty much everything you do online, and forces ISPs to keep a comprehensive 12 month history of every site you visit, every app and software update you download, every message you send etc

honestly lads i don't buy this whole jo cox thing for one minute
just doesn't add up
blatant false flag

>>67501312
Just don't start fiddling and you'll be right

alri lads

>>67501114
A guy I worked with said he went to one of his talks about real estate investment in the 90s and he spent the whole thing talking about what a cunt he thought Rosie O'Donnell was.

>>67501435
I AM FUCKED

>You will never again be a little lad browsing funnyjunk,ebaumsworld,eddsworld and newgrounds

ffs lads

>playing Castlevania while dirty talking with a qt girl I'm meeting soon
>she sends a nude
>and then we talk about Shin Megami Tensei and music festivals


Ahaha this is surreal

>>67501413
Cool, what's your specialisation? I'm quite liking it at the moment. Cured my anxiety, made me feel a lot better about myself, really like my placement.
Probably helps that I was a worthless loser before, it could only get better for me.

>>67501452

Ola Argentina

>>67501458
When
Will
They
Learn

>>67501328
haha cox

>>67501458
Creasing

>>67501435
SOURCE LAD

I'm fucked if anyone finds it

>>67501328
Shame she didn't think as highly of the children in her constituency being groomed by muzzy gangs.

Figured she'd die protecting people of voting age.

>>67501435
ah yes thanks tory voters

>>67501435
oh no the government can know how much tranny porn I watch

>>67501436
no shit sherlock

>>67501458
>I figured
FOY

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/uk-police-get-powers-check-publics-web-browsing-history-1526379
Oh deary me

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>>67501435
May not end well for me

>>67501490
Chemistry.

I would rather sell my arse than be a teacher.

>>67501436
no?

unchecked schizo decides to kill someone because reasons

open and shut case

>>67501435
>Expecting Tories to respect privacy and civil liberties
lmao

You vote Tory you get Tory.

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>>67501601
I share an IP with 4 other people. I'm sure that we've all pooled together some nasty shit from the internet and wouldn't think less of each other for it.

>>67501614

MK ULTRA

wait hold on how are they going to store all of that browsing data?

>>67501669
SLEEPER CELL

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Good night, /brit/

>>67501674
On a very easily compromised database. Classic British ''''government''''

>>67501608
>country primary
>live a 2 minute walk away
Feels good.

>>67501674
On some dead server in the butfuck middle of nowhere that will only alert the security company if you have 5 petrabytes of nonce material

>>67501435
if you haven't done so already, might be time to get a vpn

>>67501690

Goodnight Vivian James

>>67501706
Surely that violates the data protection act?

>>67501328
genuinely can't believe brexit won after this

>If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear :)
runts who say this need to be shot

can't wait for the next thread lads

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wew lads

>>67501763
nigger fag

>>67501755
t. hardrive full of nonce material

>>67501709
> kids find out where you live
> and they most certainly will
> constant harassment
Yeah, no.

>>67501790

>>67501776
ludicrous display

>>67501797
t. someone who doesn't want their own human rights to be respected

>>67501755
except everybody has something to hide

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37989728


someone needs to go on the telly right away and explain to us why trade and migration are this inseparable .

suspect the reason is the same as the india thing. that a lot of the time when they negotiate trade deals they's using migration agreements at the same time and now it's all just too convoluted so that the economics would completely break down if migration stumbled
the migration agreements will all have their own monetary value which will be huge and if removed it'll need to be made up in other ways or risk the whole trade agreement, boost to economic activity and standard of living that comes with it.

how do we actually sort this. no meme answers please

>>67501893
>muh economy

fuck off normie twat

>>67501893
economics are a pseudo-science

>>67501893
you absolute DAFTIE