> "Anon, I'm bored."

>>67495537
Wonder if I can afford that fancy-looking ice-cream.

Lets broke up

>>67495537
I am not Anon

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Remind the stupid bitch that we are on a stakeout and she can just wait in the spaceship if she doesn't want a cut

I'm not a clown, gtfo

ditch her for Julia then later needlessly get myself killed

>>67495537

how come no one wanted to bang her?

>>67497988
I'm sure Spike banged her lots

>>67495537
Start talking about rise and fall of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

>>67497988
Spike + Julia
Jet + the bland-what's-her-name ex wife he couldn't get over

Walk away because I know I'm the one that's boring her I suppose.

Hey I can't help it.

>>67495537
>currently in the process of eating
>Anon, I'm bored
then finish your fucking ice cream already so we can go out and do something

Who the fuck would say "I'm bored" when they're supposed to be chilling out, calmly eating and having a casual chat? Does she have ADHD or something? Why do anons here act like this is a normal scenario?

>>67498046
This
I always imagine they were having friends with benefits sex all the time.

>>67495537
Let's play some obscure JRPG in japanese on my Super Famicom.

>>67498140
alternately they were all homo, like in 100% of all anime

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>>67495537
'I'm sorry, I don't think in general I'm mature enough to make the sacrifices neccessary for us to have a worthwhile relationship. I'm incredibly selfish and don't think that'll change any time soon. As it stands I'm unworthy of a decent relationship, and even if I had one to then lose it due to my immature behaviour isn't something I necessarily want to happen so I'm choosing to avoid dating at least for a while. Until I grow up a bit. How we got into this date in the first place is incredibly surprising to me and honestly I'm sorry for wasting your time. For the record you're a really nice girl and I regret not being able to see this date through. Goodbye.'

>>67499645
They loved. It is a thing you can never know.

>>67495537
Eat your fucking desert already. You said it was what you wanted. Fucking eat it!

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>>67495537
>tfw my gf tells me this constantly

That's why I always have to keep episodes of Brooklyn 99 on hand.

They placate her.

>>67495537
Shit, I have to watch some Cowboy Bepop now.

>>67495537
eat the ice crEames you fat pig