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got a little willy lads
42069
*hacks into thread*
When did Casey Neistat really nail down his trademark vlog style? Want to go through his old videos and pinpoint his success
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Did the irishman ever find his soup?
The collection of holes I use to pleasure myself sexually
wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwank
is it gay to suck off your bro?
>>67491698
good lad
*presses the 1 key 5 times in a row*
*thread opens*
ah yes, Australian locking mechanisms
Someone robbed me cigarette filters
>>67491737
Depends are you biological brothers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9blE0liN0
having a laugh at this
just nicked some paddy twat his rizla filters
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Redpill me about Lincolnshire
which of you double niggers made this post
>>>/pol/98824689
42069
>
ahahaha
>>67491803
big and empty
home of the world famous grimsby
Oh I'm a good old Yankee, well that's just who I am.
For fucking all my cousins I do not give a damn!
800,000 Rebcucks lay rotting in the dust,
I guess their whole "secession" meme turned out to be a bust.
>>67491825
>pottyville
yeri mentioned
shit
Pomade recs?
>>67491910
>not using clay
Alri grandad back to bed
The world may be drastically different now if more of the entrepreneurs on the titanic survived
A lot of ancient history could just be straight up false, fabricated at the time to glorify a kingdom or something
Anarchism can never work in today's society
>>67491910
American crew molding clay
>>67491909
1497 Manchester Street
use brylcreem 2bh
>using pomade or clay
undercut twats love their undercut
>>67491643
Do you have a pair of Uggs?
>>67491961
123 Fake St actually
ordering some bait garms from asos bruv
>>67491962
All it does is make your hair wet, theres no hold
>>67491959
42069 !!!
FOUR TWO ZERO SIX NINE !!!!
I entered it correctly you fucking deadbeat
>>67491954
>tfw managed to get laid by doing beta shit like this with this one girl
>Tfw my attempts to be all alpha and shit never succeeded
rly made me ponder
>>67491963
I use a dab of clay and styling cream mixed together
>>67491963
>undercut
>implying I don't rock a pompadour
>Girls constantly complimenting my hair every day
Julian Assange's kitter
>>67491987
>wanting to be heem'd
kinda want to visit chile now
haha 420
do you get it
weed and that
lool
>>67491998
Sorry we moved /brit/'s customer support to India last week I'll get this looked at immediately.
For now please refrain from posting.
>>67491990
>not having gorgeous curls anyway
creasin'
>>67492027
ah yes
>>67492032
i'm the heemer not the heem victim
0161
>working with girl
>pretty much girl of my dreams
>worked with her for 3 years
>always had a thing for her
>become close 6 months ago
>start doing tons of shit together
>tells me she has a BF
>says she isn't happy
>has admitted that she has had to lie to him everytime we went somewhere because he doesn't let her go otherwise
>never pressure her or get clingy
>she becomes really close to me
>today she told me she has strong feelings for me
>wants to leave her BF but is scared to/doesn't feel like the right thing
Bit of a predicament. Not sure what to do desu. I would seriously marry her.
Uhm yeah, no thanks dearie.
the squad
>>67492028
i wonder if trump will pardon him
>>67492136
>wanting to marry someone who sneaks around with other men
s m h
What kinda slippers do you lads rock?
It's starting to get chilly and my toesies are getting cold
>>67492167
Who are the others?
>>67492136
It is better to have loved and lost than not to have loved at all. Do it.
>I rock a pompadour
>>67492167
Ah yes, the anti-establishment.
>>67492167
>Farage is literally our best card to gaining trade deals with America
>The British government will be spiteful cunts and refuse to give him a role just because it's Farage
>chris christie was kicked off the trump team because trumps jewish son in law has a personal vendetta against him
>>67492143
>windows millenium edition
>>67492242
*anti-establish*
>>67492194
She's not a bad girl and has told me numerous times that she doesn't want to hurt him even though he treats her like a piece of shit on the bottom of his foot. He's incredibly possessive because he's punching WAY above his weight with her and is scared to death of losing her.
Could beat the shit out of him but to be honest I don't think that is the right path to go.
>>67492215
Going to see how things pan out. She isn't going anywhere.
>>67492303
JUST
DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35_YJNHFkWA what a tune lads
It is we who rule here, not the mob of the sand.
>>67492303
Ah yes the old damsel in distress gimmick
>>67492303
wife her then pussyhole
zac
deploying some absolutely putrid botty burps lads
thank christ I managed to hold them in at work
>>67492403
ah yes
just finished doing a bit o ronseal
>>67491715
he didn't, he nicked it from a guy whose name I can't remember, now they don't get on
some guy on /fa/ told me and I researched it, found the blokes videos and it's true
>>67492403
he always looks freshly spray painted.
>>67492474
Literal king of shitposting
>>67492403
Hate to think what 4 years of president stress will do to him. No one came out looking good
theres a hotel on my road and it's literally full of cheap romanian escorts from adultwork who tour so there's different ones every few days
been 3 times in 1 month
every time it's been intensely awkward and depressing but i keep going back because i'm horny and have no will power
>>67492474
Now post the one where he says he still prefers the popular vote approach and that he would've still won anyway if the election was purely popular vote.
Imagine being such a runt you're born a woman.
>>67491697
More like Korean poop
>>67492576
IDK he has lived an extremely high stress, high stakes life. President is very different, but I think he'll get less rekt by it than say, Obama, who aged like 20 years in 8
had to take a bath in liquid nitrogen to cool down the ol' noggin after clocking this
>>67492572
>>67492609
we are talking about the electoral college mate
no one cares about his opinion after those two tweets
Imagine living in fucking canada
How has your country done such a good job of brainwashing you into not realizing you lived in a cramped, grey, depressing shithole? Reminds me of former commie states
>>67492509
Care to elaborate? You mean he stole some guys style and got famous from it?
>>67492664
Get fukt liberal faggot. MAGA.
>>67492608
sounds like heaven lad
why would it be awkward
>>67492663
lmao based
>>67492683
where you from mate
>>67492679
he used to work with this bloke that his brother (Van?) is still good mates with
casey essentially jacked his movie-making style, adapted it to vlogging and then ran with it - now they apparently don't talk
>>67492670
>London
No shit black men want to live in the USA
>>67492670
mongs on brit will defend it
but he's right, the uk is an absolute fuck hole compared to a good deal of other western countries.
>>67492711
Sorry lad, I don't speak faggot.
>>67492663
Howling
Hmmmm I WILL fuck that dude,
>>67492730
ah yes, draining the swamp
>buy tablet stand to clip to my bed to watch shows and play cards on when i am in bed
>arrives in good time
>clip it to my bed
>clip breaks
>mail seller asking for replacement clip
>seller offers me 25% of the cost refunded
>tell him the product is useless without the clip
>offers me 50% refund
>ask if i can just have the clip
>we don't sell those
>ask for full refund
>says he will refund me
>refunds me 50% of the purchase
>mail him and ask for the rest of my refund
>he asks for the broken clip
>tell him to send me a pre paid package to mail it to him and he can have it
>refunds my other 50%
>mail him a picture of the tablet working with a clip i made myself out of a small vice
>no respose
>remain smug for several days
not a single word
indeed, nary a letter
>>67492788
*kills you*
>>67492730
pence is scaring the shit out of liberals i'll tell you what
I want to be a racist but I like listening to reggae. Is it okay to listen to Bob Marley and still be a racist? Or do I have to listen to UB40? Or can I not be a racist if I ever listen to black music?
will watch this tonight methinks
>>67492811
>my holiday made me realise my working life is boring
Why yes that is a surprise
>>67492829
one my fav films
>>67492811
normies are waking up
need to put more chemicals in the tap water
>>67492688
they don't have regular clients so they have no obligation to act like they like you or are enjoying themselves, so they sort of just half heartedly such you off for 30 seconds then lie back
they usually insist on sucking you off with a johnny
usually when i'm fucking them i notice marks on them and get paranoid that they are being trafficked
lots of things
>>67492811
literal Deano
>>67492851
changed my mind now
>>67492868
the girl being totally bored is honestly a massive turn on for me
Fucking hell.
hate tory cunts
>inb4 associating me with another party
tories are really fucking foul people. labourites are retarded and kippers are a worthy of only pity, but tories are obnoxious bastards who deserve ill-fate.
https://youtu.be/Uv06XdjbVIM
Oh dear...john Oliver not very happy...guess I'm not either then
>>67492775
absolute corker of a story, im positive that i'll read it at some point
need a bf
>>67492919
bit podgy
what're you looking at sunshine?
>>67492670
where i am is pretty leafy green and my house is detached tbqh
>>67492741
t.some inbred from a dire shithole like sunderland
>>67492932
ahh a fellow radical centrist I see
>hate tory cunts
>inb4 associating me with another party
>tories are really fucking foul people. labourites are retarded and kippers are a worthy of only pity, but tories are obnoxious bastards who deserve ill-fate.
>>67492948
more to love without lapsing into disgusting chubster poor hygiene territory
>>67492942
likewise
woke tbf
doing a no bathe November
>tfw the lib dems are a shit party
how do we make thme a viable choice for the modern radical centrist?
>>67492942
bit gay
>>67492970
You're days are numbered bourgeoisie
>>67492963
timothyjamesbyrnhere
at my NEW flat in high wycombe
https://youtu.be/0Pgm0ARFkB4
i wanna go here
>>67492963
his new flat looks nicer than the old one
does he have a nemesis yet?
>>67492970
regardless of where u live in the uk
in winter there is no leaves.
saw someone buying a daily star
boggles the mind
>>67493051
t. Express reader
might batter myself for being such a pathetic runt 2bh
>>67493043
not everything is deciduous
>>67493043
it's still autumn you runt
>>67493043
I lived in N. wales and nearly all the trees were evergreen xmas trees (a selection cut down each year to sell). Not technically leaves but it was very green all year round.
>>67493090
I'll do it for you if you want me to.
>>67492011
Yea. Like maybe being alpha or beta is just a concept you've engrossed yourself in and you can't seem to let it go, cause you're a betacuck
ah yes, smelly flexible hash
>>67493116
t. Julia Gillard
>>67493122
yes, thank you
are you in london?
>>67493026
nah his videos have gone to shit now he doesn't have the dentist story arc
>>67493090
Bit of a runtacious action
Think you might send yourself into an infinite loop if you did that
God britain is depressing.
>>67492811
>>67492670
>>67493152
i aint no ranga take that back nigel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA
What's up with the English and their pets? Just put the damn things down ffs
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-37992378
>>67493167
Ahh yes this reflects the lifestyle of everyone and not just people named "Deano"
>>67493167
I remember this post. Also remember the slew of replies calling it bullshit.
Lived in Britain until I was 21 and I did all those things except rock climbing but one of my best friend would rock climb as a hobby.
We're not all city living retards who never go further from home than the closest paki shop.
sara keeps talking about killing herself on twitter
pretty much makes up 90% of her feed
might have to unfollow her
acnes coming back after 4 years of clear skin lads
>>67493162
hopefully it would end in my death
>>67493240
Underage b&
>>67493167
you're making it sound like soviet russia, its really not that bad, the people who complain the most are the ones who live in the a city
>>67493240
work tomorrow
>>67493237
doxxed
>>67493257
am 23, which makes it even worse
>>67493240
This works.
anyone selling wanks lads
>>67493167
>decide not to do these things that you want to do
>complain that "b-b-but it;s the culture holding me back"
>>67493319
yes, £10 a dozen
right then, which one of you lads wants a hard bumming?
>>67493237
what's her username now? ssaradavidson still? can't find her
welp
my grandma just died lads
couldn't cum shagging this girl last week and haven't been able to wank since lads
>>67493240
Try taking a fucking shower you greasy mess
in bed lads x
>>67493240
>never got acne as a teenager
what's wrong with this train?
recommend me some good veggie pasta and/or rice dishes lads
>>67493240
use paper towels, not your skin, on your pizza
>>67493367
me, can you pull my hair and slap my twink bum while you do it
>>67493393
being irish is a lot worse 2bh
>>67493400
it's not up my arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcqpdSCX3to choon choon choon
>>67493369
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson
>>67493367
*repeats this >>67493414*
>>67493232
Poor kot
got the biggest flat in my building as a 20 year old and there are like 40 year old couples still renting out the shittier ones in the building lmao
>>67493405
thaw some pasta and throw some veggies in what's so hard about
maybe some salt and butter if you want to be fancy
>>67493415
>voted sexiest men in the world
Ah yes it's just terrible
>first few weeks of first year of a meme degree
>>67493489
>expecting a commie to be anything other than a complete moron
jej
>>67493470
>>voted sexiest men in the world
>Ah yes it's just terrible
>>67493489
>humanities
people only take those to go on the trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RIU0cy6L1I
puuuuuu
wonk
>>67492167
me on the right
>>67493470
>it was accents only not the men themselves
>it was done by a magazine rag
>5000 women polled
>you bring it up every day
>>67493567
ah yes...the so-called """desperation of the irish"""...
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172766/sponsors/tRIERV5Ge6zrx9lntY2e
lets make britain and france one nation
spit a 16 thats sick with 16
i been doing this since i was 16
been a few years let's call it 16
brand new flow for 2016
going to take as many drugs as possible
>>67493646
brrrap
>>67493405
pasta salad:
summer salad
>penne rigate
>dry tomatoes
>feta
>black olives (or green if you don't like the black ones)
>salad (mesclun is the best for this)
>raw ham
>olive oil
pesto pasta salad:
>torti pasta
>pesto
>cherry tomatoes (the very small tomatoes)
>black and green olives
>feta
>pink peppercorns
pasta salad with "indian influenced" tuna:
>short pasta
>box of tuna with olive oil
>dried raisins (or dried currants don't know how to say raisins secs)
>a pinch of curry
>flaked almonds or pistachio
those 3 are very very very good. have a preference for the pesto one though
>>67493513
>Born in Pembury, Kent
Ah yes, the English.
so lads was eating lunch at work today and stupid bint who i eat lunch with went on a rant about how she "heard THE most sexist comment shed ever heard in her entire life"
what was this comment you ask? oh, it was when she, some of her girl friends and one guy went out for drinks, one of the girls ordered a whiskey and when the waiter brought it he said "i assume this is yours" to the guy.
she was literally having a semi meltdown about how it was the most disgusting sexist thing shed ever experienced. what the fuck is wrong with people lads?
>>67493646
like who what what what where
https://twitter.com/djlogansama/status/798608709626843141
and now...to experience the world famous....scottish culture....
*injects heroin*
ah yes....
>>67493682
rasheed
Ended up in hospital again yesterday and this morning and feel like I'm never going to get better ever
>>67493729
what did you do
feel really sad and lonely lol
>>67493705
>when your mate says he's at a gaff
>>67493708
Dont forget your dress n blowing into a pipe or whatever
https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-turn-france-and-the-uk-into-one-anglo-french-nation
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172766/sponsors/tRIERV5Ge6zrx9lntY2e
>>67493680
cheers pierre, have a meme in return
>>67493705
>nigger """""culture"""""""
which one are you lads?
if race mixing is bad then why are mixed raced girls so fit?
>>67493705
>when you tell your mum you're staying at a mate's tonight and she doesn't believe you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53_6LGsygRA
>>67493748
no thanks
>>67493739
>>67493806
great meme chaps
>>67493705
Imagine being white and listening to this """""music""""
>>67493794
the boater
>>67493801
they really aren't
I live in london and they all look the same, maybe 1 in 6 look decent
girl at work has stopped speaking to me because i was picking up a bundle of files when she inexplicably grabbed the other end to "help" and caused loads of paperwork to fall out and i said "for fucks sake". that was all, and she hasn't spoken to me for 3 days. women are so childish.
>>67493837
>I live in london
statistically this poster is not white
>>67493827
it's already the biggest normie meme of the last week
get with the times
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38004880
JUST
>>67493895
i know
i like the variations though
anyone in the west midlands wanna be my friend
preferably birmingham or sandwell
west brom, walsall only if no one from the other places is up for it
wolves halesowen stourbridge dudley and cov too far
quite like the shard
>>67493885
nothing worse than people who try "helping" with something thats clearly a 1 man job and they just fuck it up
>>67493911
>when someone @ posts you
>when janny hears theres a new thread
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/798122232836976641
>it's good being ugly and being shit at everything and wanting to end my life all the time it's really good
>tfw none of those but still want to step in front of a train
>>67493705
lol thats how everyone went when in secondary someone said "yeah thats the girl who sucked this guys dick"
>>67493829
epic sam hyde gif mate haha
>>67493943
hmm, not west midlands but are you okay with Derby?
>>67493899
yeah was watching the beeb
they said 460k jobs created in since brexit vote
36k of which went to uk born workers lmao
>>67493899
>after the brexit vote
why does this matter when brexit hasn't been triggered yet
>>67493943
what about solihull
>>67493957
I never understood what /brit/ sees in this attention whore
>live in London
>still haven't visited Canary Wharf or been near the Shard
JUST
>>67493705
>when you tell people you're not a virgin
>>67493992
dont drive or have money for tranes.
>>67494006
ah i forgot solihull is fine
pissed
>>67493948
mind control device at the top there
"i forget" is deemed an acceptable response to not having a poppy. kind of defeats the purpose of november Lol
>>67494041
are you callum, matty or westmidstranny?
>>67494056
how about the soldiers fought for my right to not wear a poppy.
render your heart and not your garments 2bh.
i don't have a poppy because i don't give a fuck
not even trying to be edgy desu
>>67494045
>The King of England
Ah yes, very impressive
>>67494075
callum lives in solihull i thought so i doubt it's him
>>67494075
none of them, but would happily befirned all of them.
>>67494056
Don't have to wear a Poppy to remember
>>67494130
solihull and birmingham merge into each other alot 2bh.
me wearing the bandanna
>>67494041
>tranes
>>67494136
>befirned
dropped
Does anyone have those pics of Matt's car that he installed a tablet on and used to display pictures of kpop gooks while he drives
I want to put my willy into a welsh slag
>>67494177
would chop the tip of my finger off to cum in that lad's arse in the brazil shorts
Would you?
>>67494184
was just trying to appear cute, my actual literacy skills are phenomenal
ah yes, the 'ddism
>>67494239
gay
looking for someone to eviscerate my fundament
*taps top of can to prevent explosion*
phew
>>67494239
bit gay that
give me something to watch
>Solihull is one of the most affluent areas outside of London.[2] In November 2013, the uSwitch Quality of Life Index named Solihull the "best place to live" in the United Kingdom.
doing a think
>>67494177
my piss in the bottle
>>67494295
primitive technology
looking for someone to play my frenulum like the cello
>>67494239
>lad
>>67494239
he's a full on tranny now lad
rate my fit
>>67494317
its pretty great tbqh
>>67494295
Festen
>Have to talk to a recruiter for a high paying job that I wouldnt even get to this step if it werent for connections
Do I just sound really confident? She knows I dont have as much experience as most candidates
>>67494295
whats yer skype ill tug my todger on cam mate
>>67494363
yes
>>67494343
not very
need a boy to cuddle with
>>67494343
>cuck martens
>>67494343
>this is a 10/10 on /fa/
>>67494388
bit gay
>>67494375
Holy fucking shit. Bet he didn't go to a Mexican restaurant the fucking bigot
>>67494388
i would but i'm a girl sorry
https://greatagain.gov
>>67494388
how manly are you
>>67494375
I read he broke some protocols or some shite, thats bullshit right?
>>67494317
>>67494345
it's proper wank
some parts of birmingham are unrionically better
solihull is good if you think wasting your money in john lewis to keep up with the neighoburs is a reasonable use of time.
>>67494412
trump tower do the best taco bowls he doesn't need to go out
Desperately want a /fa/ lifestyle but live in Britain
>>67494388
Isn't it easy to find someone if you're gay? install grindr or something
>>67494459
>/fa/ lifestyle
no such thing as that
>>67494447
>some parts of birmingham are unrionically better
Four Oaks and Sutton Coldfield for example
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37997640
Welp.
>>67494490
sutton coldfield - aston villa players
solihull - birmingham city players
says it all really
>>67494503
hehe
>>67494503
aliens confirmed
>>67494531
eating a lollipop
>>67494503
I welcome our new Chinese overlords
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37969979
J A N N Y
>price of metal went up
>all railings in city removed
screaming
>>67494460
easy to find sex, hard to find a relationship
>>67494547
janny'd
>>67494444
CNN and the other big TV media think they have a right to have a reporter with the president at all times.
Trump went out for a steak, in a public restaurant, with his family last night, and they are mad because they didn't get an invitation.
gfs on a trip lads, miss her tbqh
>>67494628
How so? if its easy to fuck a load of blokes one of them is bound to want to stay around
>>67494676
>>67494676
>>67494682
not really
>>67494645
God I hate the media.
>>67494503
"To say that the wreckage had gone suddenly, doesn't make sense," Navy spokesman Colonel Gig Sipasulta