/brit/

mad ting sad ting

beat me to it

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first for sponge slags

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>donald trump is going to be POTUS

just got told to get out
in greggs

>>67489577
racist

who who what what where
who who what what where

told rasheed to get out

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>>67489565
>the president of the united states is going to be someone who did a cameo in Home Alone, ran a reality TV show and tackled Vince McMahon

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>>67489517
>rasheed's

>>67489582
>>67489395
>>67489065
business plan: steal norway's oil with a secret underground pipeline

Farage is a leftard, but he's still a cool guy.

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Brain needs to cool off after reading this...

>Morrisons selling beer kegs
Wtf

All conservatives are closeted racists

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Are kev

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https://youtu.be/lJREn9c45cM

Getting really bored of the people we voted against telling us why we voted against them

>"they voted because they are annngrryyyy"
>"it was a protest vote!"
>"these people don't have valid opinions and concerns, they just wanted change, just a protest etc"

Fuck offfffffff.
It's like how yanks are coming up with "whitelash", saying that racist whites voted trump in because they didn't like a black president. Yeah, let's just ignore the majority of the whites that voted trump voted Obama last election. And yeah let's not have a problem with blacks voting in blocs but as soon as white people vote for someone "omfg racist 50 year old whites earning $250k a year"

FUCK OFFFFFFF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>67489531
>omg

kill yourself

>>67489635
t. Nick Griffin

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>>67489648
sad rorke that edited Kev's partner to appear as a gorilla is a sad rorke indeed!

the blackcoats daughter was shit

>>67489635
>Farage is a leftard

How

>>67489660
>the majority of the whites that voted trump voted Obama last election

Well that's a lie. Many states went blue to red, and many Obama voters voted Trump but there is absolutely no way the majority of Trump voters were democrats in 2012.

>>67489640
really mobilated my neuronic brainways

poo

>>67489660
>us

I know a guy named Rasheed but he's african, what ethnicity are rasheeds in angloland

Look at me now

Look at me now

Look at me now

I'm gettin paperrrr

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>>67489698

>>67489517
You know Farage loves commonwealth immigrants right? As long as Rasheed is pakistani he'd throw out boris kurwaski out to make room for him.

>>67489723
white

>>67489660
Romney won the white vote in 2012 btw

The only significant swing from Democrat to Republican was in the rust belt, other than that it was just that Democrats didn't bother voting

>>67489684
>won't make an alliance with our almost socialist FN because it's too "antisemitic"
>once called Jean-Marie le pen a "fascist" (seen in a french article, tho, not sure about this one)

Love hearing lefty runts call donald trump, the literal billionaire, dumb and other shite
Ah yes your life path is vastly superior

>>67489640
If the world needs to believe a collective lie and have it's moral compass written on some stones, unquestionable till the end of time, then we as a species don't deserve to re-build a civilisation after collapsing.

>>67489655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGKky5sRXlM

Wanted a dominos pizza but mum bought an ASDAs own

>>67489750
>almost socialist

Can you give some details of FN policies?

All I really know is that they're anti-EU and pretty anti-Islam

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SCREECHING, TOOTING, HOWLING AND DOOTI' at this (mad) yank here lmao

>>67489740

>>67489746
pakistan isn't part of the commonwealth you utter melt

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Hello everyone-

*stumbles across room*
*lands of my chair*
*fidgets*

this is running on empty

*pauses and stares at the live preview to make sure I'm looking good*

FOOD! REVIEW!

>>67489783
Seen another one of these with cherry picking and was screeching.

ah yes very impressive thread

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>>67489618
>every single marxist hollywood freak is openly shilling for you
>every single pop star/musician is openly shilling for you
>every single comedian is openly shilling for you
>every single race baiting negroid is openly shilling for you
>every single reporter in america is openly shilling for you
>every single newspaper editor in the country is openly shilling for you
>every single progressive is openly shilling for you, even bernie sanders whom you openly mocked and cheated to beat
>almost every single establishment republican politician is openly shilling for you
>every single bank and corporation is openly shilling for you and they gave you over a billion dollars
>plot for 30 years to attain the white house, House of Cards-style

>lose to a giant talking Cheeto who picked up politics as a hobby and didn't know anything about foreign policy and had no ground game whatsoever

women are a meme gender. they can't do anything right.

>>67489792
FN are rorke populists (the worst kind of rorkes)

>>67489746
>>67489750
He does this so he won't be called racist
>what is electoral success

He literally admires Enoch Powell and was a fascist in school

>>67489767
>inherent millions
>bankrupt your company several times
>ask siblings for loans
>get bailed out by daddy
>have a lower net worth than you'd have if you stuck your inheritance into a tracker fund

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gotta beeeeee above it lads

>>67489619
I want to FUCK this hot anime BITCH

>>67489800
>Making a retarded statement while trying to correct someone else

Christ, kill yourself and do the gene pool a favour you utter fucking spastic

>>67489839
When do you lads vote for president?

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>>67489668
starting to like them alot desu

>every single one of your drumpfkin posts I dont read for you

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>>67489826

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to imteligent to be happy

>>67489826
the entire election the media was touting "anyone but trump" but reality was "anyone but hillary"

>>67489890
april I think

>>67489863
>have a lower net worth than you'd have if you stuck your inheritance into a tracker fund

That's facebook-tier bullshit though

If france doesnt get le penn in
I will filter the lot of them

>stuck on a stationary train
>’'''poor track conditions''''''

Fucking C U N T

>>67489845
He unironically shilled for increased immigration from Nigeria.

>>67489863
>admiring someone for just being a trust fund babby than someone that had the enterprise to turn his $1m loan and turn it into billions

Ah yes the left everyone

fuck everyone in this thread

>>67489839
meh

>>67489890
04/23 and 05/08

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poo and fanny and shit and poo and minge and piss and poo and smelly fannypoo and shampiss and poosham hahahaha

>>67489925
>>67489962
Why does Hollande have the lowest popularity ratings of any post-war president?

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How do British schools calculate marks like A B C. What percentage gives you an A?

>>67489945
He's lying

>8" length
>6.5" girth
>cum within 2 minutes

Anyone want my cock? I'm not worthy of it

>failure rate for business in America is 90%
>Trump's failure rate is 5%
>H-HE'S A BANKRUPT LOSER WHO CAN'T RUN A BUSINESS!
Really makes you think.

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doing this with the lads and lasses this weekend

While you lot do what? Go to the pub or stay in?

what are you doing right now?

I'm currently browsing international

>>67490030
Reading the unbiased BBC News

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>>67489826
creasing

>>67490030
I'm typing this post and I bet you are reading it right now

>>67489962
>months before days
what are you on mate

>>67489978
has been involved in lots of off politics stories (cheated on his wife, a few stuff about him calling proletarians "without teeths") but mainly because as you may notice, there's been a lot of bad shit happening in the world recently and his laxism/passivity on the national and international plan has shown that he wasn't the hand of iron leader post-sarkozy france needed

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>>67490030
>international
more like bint hahaha

>>67490012
>he only owns HOW MANY skyscrapers?
>what an utter bellend that Trump is

>>67489985
Thrilling counter argument.

>>67489978
Unfortunately, politics is not really my thing.
Sorry m8

>>67490065
Pardon my autism.

>>67489985
>i hate politicians! all they do is lie!
>but this one lying is okay!

ah yes

>400,000 more employed
>only 36,000 were British born
>BBC spinning it as "this is how reliant our economy is on immigrants"

Ah yes let's not give more of these jobs to the British

>>67490012
questioning these statistics

>Oxford University was established c. 1096.

britain is so fucking OLD

>>67490077
>he's failed more times than I'll ever even get to attempt in my life?
>lol what a loser at least I only had ONE failed business! he failed FIVE times more than I did!!!
stimulates the cortex

>>67489980
at school level
90% = A
80% = B
70% = C
and so on

>>67490008
I want your cock

Investing in reddit gold

What's this trend of making up stupid points to ""argue"" against such as @67490012

>>67490100
He's lying in our favour though

>>67490108
like ur mum lmao

>>67490108
I imagine there was fuck all to learn back then too

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>>67490030
Playing battlefield 1 on argonne forest

>>67490124
well this just isn't correct at all

>>67490108
not as old as YOUR FACE

>>67490124

Then my sister has enough A's for Oxford.

>>67490141
Slimy limey

>>67490164
Are you NEET? Is playing videeah all you do?

>>67490108
imagine being a student back then whenever everyone else was dying in the dirt

>>67490177
ssh

been using this website less recently. i pop in still on the daily. scroll through first two pages of /int/ maybe check in a /brit/ thread and have a scroll. this is the first post i have made in over a week though. and the first time i've remained here for more than five minutes in just as long. wondering why it doesnt hold the same appeal.

>>67490141
no, he's lying in your favour

>>67490030
listening to music and checking out the book i bought

>>67490199
pretty much yeah

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the so called bint of mine

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Can't imagine living in your depressing country desu.

I visited and enjoyed it, but fucking hell imagine doing this for your entire life.

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>I play "video games"

>>67490265
yeah, imagine

>>67489800
yes it is you spastic fuck

Trump has created 515 businesses and only 11 of them failed. That's a 98.64% success rate.

>>67490030
I am in psych lecture right now thinking about cutting my wrists again

I fucking reek right now lads

>>67490220
you have grown upp congratulations

Usually get a reduced sandwich from waitrose after work. Didn't today and I'm fucking starving lads

>>67490265
it's okay in london I guess

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Every qt at work has a bf.

Why is life so unfair lads.

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>see a bad post
>look at the flag
>it becomes an even worse post

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>>67490298
>>67490298
he's already started playing with the media. it's gonna be a fun few years desu

i hope he appoints alex jones as his press secretary

>>67490225
Which book if you don't mind my asking

>>67490335
hop on grindr and get yourself one too

>>67490298
suspect there's some fudging of these stats

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>I support UKIP

Any one of you cunts said this to my face you'd be on the fucking floor in a second

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£ 1 2 0 , 0 0 0
N E W
B U I L D S

>>67490364
It's getting to the point that I'm considering it.

>>67490265
>but fucking hell imagine doing this for your entire life.
you mean like posting this same fucking picture every single day in a pathetic attempt at (You)s?

I bet it's pretty sad

>>67490396
>*opens the kitchen door*
>*entire kitchen is full*

Ah yes

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>>67490356
Yokainoshima, photography book about masked rituals in japan

>>67490225
What book

>tfw feminine guy but not gay
Really unfortunate. I just pretend to be gay usually but turn everyone down

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>>67490394
me and u going at it (me being the pale fella)

>>67490396
J U S T

>>67490394
Parties dead, Farage abandoned them and now they beat each other up in corridors.

>>67490367
The problem these left wing nonces don't get is that he could fail HALF of his fucking businesses and he'd still be a statistically sound businessman.

>>67490344
can't wait until it all fails


gona be hilarious hearing your excuses

>>67490449
shame

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Lmao, never gonna do that.

>>67490462
can you edit his wikipedia page to insert successes because right now it just reads as a timeline of failures.

>UKIP in 2010 were a Libertarian Party
>UKIP in 2015 tried to be Old Labour

dropped them pretty quick desu

>>67490461
>cankek has never tussled with one of the lads'

lawl, screeching in my breeches at this utter pancake. will NEVER understand brits they shan't haha

>>67490396
Why the fuck are there so many doors?
Doors that don't belong;
Kitchen, foyer to Living room, stairs doorway (what the fuck)

>>67490469
it won't fail

the left has lost and it will continue to lose unless it drops the forced multiculturalism gimmick

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>>67490520
>UKIP in 2015 tried to be Old Labour

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Imagine spending £90,000 on a shed

>>67490402
>P-please like me brits

absolutely pathetic

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>>67490547
Problem?

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>>67490445
Had no awareness of these traditions.

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need a yank addict gf

>>67490552
grim

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Oi!!!!

>>67490445
thumbnail looks like girls mooning desu.

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>AN ACTUAL FUCKING ISLAND

mad that innit? 'magine living on a fucking island corr blimey thats a thought or two hmmm

>>67490606
I want one of these birds.

>>67490552
most sheds are detached

*gives you nits*

http://www.gla.ac.uk/study/short/book/#/course/ADED9109D


only £30 might do it desu

*pats your head*

Sat down for about an hour talking about queers, trannies, Brexit and Trump with my family. Apparently my dad is anti-Brexit and anti-Trump, despite being an overt racist. My mum just agrees with whatever he says. My sister voted Leave and is pro-Trump. All of us agreed that homos and trannies are mentally ill though.

What are your family's views on the current political and social climate?

*gives you head*

>>67490680
*moans*

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What happens here?

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>>67490613
slags mentioned

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breathing some air

*whispers sweet nothings into your ear*

>>67490558
he's right though

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>>67490588
yeah its quite cool
check out "provoke" also, book about dissident photography in japan during the 60s and the whole cultural boom with guys like shuji terayama, les rallizes dénudés and all those rock bands (to make a musical connection) and just youth from different universities trying to do stuff
I went to the exposition in an art gallery near where I live and it was so cool I bought the book desu

I'm trans, Wiccan and voted for brexit. Ask me anything.

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Let me get a light

>>67490709
car crashes and fog

*fingers your ear*

>>67490709
Motorcycle deaths

why do you man hate new builds so much

you can't just stuff everyone in the old houses, you've gotta build new ones

otherwise we'd just run out of houses for people to live in and that wouldn't be good would it?

Youtubers really annoy me because I'm so jealous of them

They "vlog" about the mundane shit they do in their lives, then they gain more followers, then they gain revenue, then they vlog about the slightly less mundane shit they do in their day with their new money, then they get more followers, then they get sent free stuff from companies, then they vlog about the free shit, then they get more followers until it gets to the point where they have millions of followers, don't need to do anything for money from free shit they get and all their content is handed to them from the free shit they get

>>67490796
this post gave me cancer

>>67490683
My dad is a national front member and used to go around beating up pakis and blacks as his hobby with the lads
They also used to drive around london and throw darts at pakis

>>67490794
How did you get into wicca

>>67490711
more mooning pics desu

finally, i look as pretty as i feel

>>67490858
Your dad's a good lad.

>>67490831
Are there even any big youtube bloggers in England?

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>67490899
fucking loads of them mate

>>67490871
You must feel like shit then lmao

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>you can't just stuff everyone in the old houses, you've gotta build new ones

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>>67490631

>>67490683
>homos
>mentally ill
ah yes, the north

60 hours until the so called interrail trip
bit scared lads
what if all the cool experienced backpackers laugh at me for being a travel noob

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the DIY home pub

its like theres a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up

>>67490899
zoella is here

pewdipie lives here I think

we're pretty much the capital besides the US because american teens love the accent

>>67490831
cannot stand them
money for old rope

>>67490952
>The Islamic Caliphate of France
>Supporting homos
I'm very confused.

>>67490954
Are you going alone?

>>67490919
I said bloggers not lets players.

>>67490954
are you the lad going to lyon? you need to go to the Basilique Notre Dame de Fourvière

>>67491002
y-yes

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does anyone in /brit/ know who this is

i'd be surprised desu

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Spark me up cunt

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hue

>>67490861
I was born into Anglicanism, but secretly became an atheist in my early teens.
I learnt about Wicca after I first got interested in European mythology and pagan/folk music in my late teens and because some of my friends had an interest in Norse stuff.

>Go to park/pub and watch football
>Stay in

The UK everyone

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cops found a dead guy in the alley behind my house ladz. there's been a white truck parked out there for the last three or so days, apparently the driver's kill. news team is right outside my house filming

>>67490788
>book about dissident photography in japan during the 60s and the whole cultural boom with guys like shuji terayama, les rallizes dénudés and all those rock bands (to make a musical connection) and just youth from different universities trying to do stuff
das it mane, will do.

>>67491026
No problem with that, I went travelling alone and it was great. You're really forced to make friends

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>>67491026

>>67491018
yeah and noted cheers

>>67491031
Harambe

>>67490683
mum and brother are corbynites, utterly disgusting

brother is a full on communist, but my dad voted UKIP and leave and is a closet turbororke like me

so whenever they argue he slaps the little shit down

i've tired of trying to talk to him because it's so futile trying to convince him of anything

>>67491040
So you're a tranny white supremacist?

Eating shepherds pie lads

*has a nap on the couch*
*wakes up 1000 years in the future*

hmmm

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>>67491035

>>67491097
>t. 1020 year old virgin

>>67490615
I live there!!

>>67491072
where did you go? and yeah i'm not a total autist so i should be able to find people to go out with

Is there any solution to the chronic fatigue and headache that comes from minor alcohol withdrawal, besides alcohol

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>>67489531
Korean Pop

>>67491066
moon them

>>67491087
Disgusting
But then again I ate pork intestine and colon yesterday so who am I to judge

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devilish

Apparently not only did Jo Cox get shot directly in the temple and fall to the ground with blood streaming down her head, she managed to get up onto her side while being repeatedly stabbed and heroically shout "run, let him hurt me only!"

The murderer also carried a referendum leaflet, as you do when you go to murder someone

>>67491146
Nah mate Ive met you abroad, you're pretty autistic. We only brought you along because one of the girls we were with thought it'd be funny

YOU WANT SEE STATE OF OUR WES

>>67491163
good post

>>67491173
Ah yes the famous french cuisine

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>>67491146
I just went to Quebec to work for a little while, before I went I would've considered myself a social spastic who would have hard time making friends but I ended up making loads somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CYjtZJLT_k

>>67491173
HATE boudin lad
hate it so much

>>67491086
No. Not even the majority of Asatruars are white supremacists.
Asatruars just follow the old Germanic gods as the only truth for them, while Wicca acknowledges that all the old pagan gods of all regions are aspects and manifestations of a greater force.
I just find it easier to connect with the Germanic and Celtic gods because of muh land and muh heritage.

>>67491189
to be fair, most British guns are absolute shite, usually drilled out air soft guns. I honestly doubt a single shot would kill someone (not that I want to test the theory)

still seems like quite an unbelievable story though

Any lads going to this?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37999573

Still don't know what to ask Santa for Christmas, lads. If I don't think of something soon I'll just be getting money.

What should I ask for Christmas, lads?

>>67491197
dunno what kind of sperg you think i am
would smash a yank runt like you in no problem
>>67491216
good lad

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Reminder that no man can run from the crushing force of time

>>67491253
What's Santa's budget?

>>67491246
>scotland-glasgow
no way on earth am i clicking this

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>>67491227
It was andouilette actually, the first time I had some
Found it alright, the smell is really the worst but it tastes normal. I fucking love white and black boudin tho

>>67491281
not everyone has a stroke

>>67491246
>scotland-glasgow
yes i'm getting the runt brigade together

>>67491281
Tim Curry is a homosexual. No sympathy for him

>>67491295
nah not a fan

business idea: advertise something as spicy but don't actually put any spice in it

>>67491293
What's wrong with Scotland and/or Glasgow?

>>67491295
looks rank mate

>>67491281
Good post but Usain Bolt can do it in 9.58.

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>What's wrong with Scotland and/or Glasgow?

>>67491261
Nah you're alright mate. You were just a bit autistic. Pretty odd looking as well, we thought you'd be a laugh

>>67491281
>no man can run from the crushing force of time
if you're inside a black hole time runs backwards

checkmate, atheists

>>67491348

You're going to name your shop: The Spice Must Flow, aren't you?

Imagine being a Glaswegian bricklayer.
I'd neck myself immediately.

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*runts scatter*

>>67491404
Nah more like spicy boys

some girl from paris looks early 20s but is actually 16
feel like a nonce as i look at her instagram photos

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>I fucked her for a good two hours straight

>>67491342
I got luck because when I was still babysitted the woman made me taste all kind of dishes children usually hate like oysters, so I ended up liking almost everything

going to austin next week

>>67491433
>feel like

>>67491419
Worked as a bricklayer, absolutely soul destroying

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with a bit of imagination London sort of looks like the butthole of the UK

*stalks my ex*

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>>67491431
literally btfo

>>67491433
Remember: if she has the body of an adult it ain't pedophilia whatever her age is

>>67491445
yeah I'm not a picky eater but boudin/andouillette is just not my thing

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>>67491431
>shoots the flag first

>>67491466
I did roofing for a summer
JUST tier

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>>67491476

>>67491433
16 is legal
whats the problem?

>>67491469
Why's Scotland all brown

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It says here you don't have a girlfriend, even though it is now literally christmas 2016. Care to explain?

*kicks racism out of football*

my life is dire

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>>67491508
>>67491481
>>67491433

>>67491510
Mountains

*kicks racism out into touch*

>>67491469
well, brown detritus collects there so it makes sense

>>67491523
Working on blackgf2018

>>67491508
it's legal but morally it feels wrong

>>67491510
Mountains.

>>67491499
Is this you?

https://youtu.be/HpVhSx0fZwM

I work in retail and once every few days this old Rastafari woman comes into the shop.
Wonder if I should say jah bles ya dread mon or something next time as a joke

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>>67491487
Maybe it'll change
2 years ago I didn't even like foie gras, can't stop thinking about all the times I could have eaten some and didn't. FUCK

>>67491541
>>67491561
Why are mountains brown?

u an addidas or nike man?

>>67491613
both

>>67491595
did she flash the old benis between panel 2 and 3?

>>67491556
in sweden the age of consent is 14
their national sport is underage girls
why you think so many darkies go there

>>67491613

puma 4 life

>>67491598
no grass you retarded fuck

Pomade recommendations lads?

>>67491613
nike for creps
adidas for garms

>>67491643
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>>67491643

Passcode is 42069

>>67491598
Depends on the bedrock

My mountains are gray cuz they're granite

>>67491641
the sea doesn't have grass either and it's not brown you turbomong

>>67491650
dapper dan

>>67491573
wifes son is from jamaica

>>67491582
probably shouldn't.

>>67491668
Just wow

>>67491598
Scotland is too far north to have forest covered mountains

>>67491481
used to work doors in clubs
would always get underage girls trying to get it
as long as they looked old enough, they didn't need id

>>67491613
sorry not a chav

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