Why don't Australians have comfy Christmas

We're not softcunts like you

Isn't it more like Beach Christmas?

Or waiting for your billy to boil by the billabong Christmas if you're unfortunate

Having Christmas in summer must be truly terrible

>>67479338
>Live in a place that's constantly warm
>Calls others "soft cunts"

>be Australian
>go outside on Christmas Day
>get skin cancer

>>67479338
>don't have a roasted bird or ham because it's too hot
>let's have a salad instead

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>>67479338
>be Australian
>dress as Santa
>die of heat stroke

>>67479425
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>>67479580
Alack, I have been upset!

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Australiens don't celebrate Christmas?Oh dear

>>67479496
we eat ham and prawns for xmas, nobody outside of america eats turkey unless they are very poor

>>67480107
are there even any turkeys in Australia?

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Frozen h2o coming down from the sky?

>>67479458
>warm

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>>67480264
The most wonderful time of the year?

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>>67480306
Winter?

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>>67480129
We have native turkeys. We don't eat them, though.

will strayans ever recover?
or statitians will somehow manage to fuck this up?

>>67480593
the fuck you do with em?

>>67480744
Put them in the Botanical Gardens and watch as they ruin everything to make their humongous ground nests.

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Snowy outdoor games with the kittle ones?

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Perhaps, someone has been naughty perhaps

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>>67481226
i was naughty when i stole all the frogs posted itt

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>>67480107
Never met anyone who has Turkey for Christmas. I've always had ham or Chateaubriand. I thought Brits eat turkey for Christmas.

>>67480857
Sounds fun desu.

>>67480107
>turkey
I was referring more to duck or goose, but there's nothing wrong with turkey.
What's not to like about turkey? Do you also not eat pheasant?

Why don't Australians drink egg nog?