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>edition
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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*gases the taigs*
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White bois just can't compete :^)
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wow what a fucking racist, its over for DRUMPH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6xpxjrobz0
ah yes, baby boomers

what wonderful people
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>>67475373
>Sound like a militant lefty to me lad.
I don't like excessive government control over the economy, we used to have that and it was awful, but then we got rid of unnessecary subsidies and whatnot and we're doing alright now
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>>67475362
Just back the side you think society needs more of at the time.

Few people are fully one way or another.
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>>67475410
need more pragmatists desu

thinking very hard, first election since I turned 18 is next year
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>>67475399
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>>67475400
Now drumpf and the alt right are going to change that
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>>67475399
wow drumpf BTFO
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Another daily grind lads ah yes only 40 more years
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>>67475423
>which is worse
>have to censor one of them

hmmmm made me thignk
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>>67475405
Watched a documentary series about the transition from the ridiculously regulated and controlled economy to the free market after Muldoon

p. interesting
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>>67475423
>that guy smirking top right
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>>67475399
I don't get this meme. Are the media reporting trump going out to dinner? Am I missing something
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>>67475448
he unironically called an election while pissed and then lost

truly the Kiwi way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cb_CBJsKZ0
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>>67475461
Ewww foreskin
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>>67475461
certainly looks like it m8
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>>67475461
why do you shave your willy region?
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>>67475461
Mine is bigger
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Shame......
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>>67475456
He snuck out of Trump Tower past reporters to go to a steakhouse where they gave him a standing ovation
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>>67475483
t. Juan Shekelberg
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>>67475456
>In a highly unusual move, President-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday night left his Manhattan residence without notifying the reporters covering him or giving any indication of where he was going

basically they follow him around like paparazzi and he basically ditched them to go have lunch with his family which made them salty as fuck since Obama kept a huge press brigade around him at all times.
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>>67475477
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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think i might have cancer lads
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>>67475500
Ima good goy
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>>67475461
Looks desperate for a sex weewee
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>>67475514
Can't say I'd be upset with one less mick in the world
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>>67475498
the absolute madman
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>>67475461
wish i had a bigger willy ngl
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>>67475461
the custodian wont be pleased
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>>67475514
You guys literally just can't keep yourselves from dying, can you?
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I have an 8" in length and 6.5" in girth but I cum within 2 minutes

Genuinely feel guilty for wasting such a good cock
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>>67475520
I admire your honesty lad
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>>67475502
that is one smug donald
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>>67475502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzw2iBmRsjs
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doing a lovely morning listening to bbc4 and having a coffee
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>>67475565
when do brits drink coffee and tea?
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>>67475485
Much smoother wank experience
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>>67475557
well shit
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gas the yanks lads
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>>67475399
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>>67475461
decent willy lad
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Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now, as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's got to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.
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>>67475461
giz a taste luv
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>>67475629
Equal rights and lefts
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>>67475582
coffee for mornings and energy
tea for lunch, evening and hangovers
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need a bf
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need a gf
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Kylie Minogue
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>>67475648
i always thought tea was caffeinated
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can't live with myself
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>>67475675
it is but takes too long to brew properly for mornings
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dont care
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is Trump going to be the most comfy president ever?
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>>67475695
>lets drain the swamp
>hires advisers that are chin deep in the swamp
aaaaah yesssssss
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>>67475695
no you drumpf fanboy
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Had a dream where I had a great gf lads. Walked with her around, went to shows, kissed her. Went back to mine, started touching her up on my bed. Got up to undo my belt and she said "wait, did you think I was real?" and disappeared before my eyes. Spent the rest of the dream trying to make her come back by thinking about her really hard.

Woke up crying
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4chan will swing to the left over the next few years
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>>67475693
how long can it take you make a cup of tea? I have tea every morning
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>>67475723
maybe if redditors like you keep swarming in
it was never "left" to begin with, it was just more toned down before.
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>>67475729
about 3 minutes longer than a cup of coffee and i have loads of big stuff goin on
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>>67475723
Nah as long as normie internet sites like reddit and twitter are lefty, we will remain right wing. Doesn't really matter who is in power irl
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>>67475723
I hope so, I can't find anywhere were my anarchomarxistsyndacistcorporatist ideology fits
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going to pay a stern visit to runt island
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At the pub by myself haha ask me anything
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lost my cup lads anyone seen it?
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>>67475723
4chan is always just going to be contrarian to popular culture desu
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>>67475714
Fucking hell lad, get your brain checked out
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*wakes up*

ahh yes 9am

shan't be going to my 9:30am lecutre

*goes back to sleep*
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>>67475765
You're already living there lad
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>>67475742
how new are you lad? it was proper leftist back in the day
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>>67475723
Maybe. The whole PC thing made a lot be ironically Christian
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>>67475742
4chan was a full on leftist site during the bush years, newfag
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runtheard's lookin a bit lean this year
might have to work more corn syrup and soy into their diets.
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>>67475742
>'ddit the country replies
I've already noticed that leftist circlejerk threads have been more prevalent on /int/ post election, lots of people saying if Bernie won the nomination then Trump would've lost etc

>>67475774
People just get disillusioned with the establishment, right or left, and places like 4chan is where it gets voiced
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im crying on the inside
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>>67475790
ah yes
I guess I just imagined all the anti-semetic stuff and Hitler spam and racism to the point niggers among other things was filtered.
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>he fell for the Uni meme
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>>67475792
no it didn't
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*nods with agreement*
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6 hour sleep lads

time to do a 10 hour shift
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>>67475818
>I've already noticed that leftist circlejerk threads have been more prevalent on /int/ post election
only because of 4chan getting notoriety and lefties in damage control mode.
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Why did you guys have to cuck the Dutch so hard here?
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What is your religion /brit/?
And were you born into it or not??
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>>67475846
the state
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>>67475830
t. started browsing in 2012
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>>67475838
>infowars
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>>67475830
you have no idea what you're talking about, newfag
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>>67475851
so you're saying they're newfags
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>>67475714
>kissing and cuddling your qt naked sleepytime gf
>start sliding willy into fanny
>wake up cumming on your bed sheet
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>>67475831
Graduated summa cum laude from the University of Life 2bh
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ah yes
reddit told me this site was super right-wing so it must have always been like that, eh

t. canadian
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might go to the anime shop in town today

maybe Ill find an anime gf
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>>67475723
I imagine /pol/ will start saying trump isn't right enough before that happens
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>>67475868
yes
idk how people could consider 4chan "far left" or anything like that during the Bush years.

seems like people saw that scientology thing and think atheists = lefties.

the only thing that has changed is there are religious people (or roleplayers) common now where they weren't before.

everything else is the same just maybe magnified.
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haha taking these for a walk x
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>>67475838
http://biasedbbc.org/
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really makes u think
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>>67475889
they'll say they never supported him
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>>67475818
i think it's just people with contrarian opinion flock here. i mean the moment memes became cool in like 2009-2010, 4chan entered the ironic phase of using them to mock people who are using them the way they were used 3 years prior.

4chan wasn't as left wing as we know left wing people to be now, but it was much, much less right wing than it is now. the last 3 to 4 years or so is the most right wing 4chan has ever been.
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>>67475852
the dutch will always have a warm place in my heart
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>>67475723
if trump is decent and stays out of retarded foreign conflicts i see no reason for them to
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>>67475908
dont care as it I'll be dead before then
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>>67475873
>kissing and cuddling your qt naked sleepytime gf
>start sliding willy into fanny
>wife tells me it's too early and to let her sleep
>you're not in the mood when you wake up later
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>>67475884
how was it ever "left"
I guess /n/ and /new/ got deleted for no reason or /b/ was just some happy safe space?

other boards were more apolitical than anything but naziboos and edgelords were always around.
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45% white
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>/brit/
>everyone talking about yank politics

FUCK OFF
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>>67475915
what about magically bringing back the jobs through protectionism while somehow still being a laissez-faire Republican
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the bbc is unironically more biased than pol
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Up there on the platform
He is speaking to the people
The people are responding
With clapping and a'cheering
But the meaning of the message
Not revealed to those assembled
They're taken for a ride
Taken in his stride

trump desu
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ah yes
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>>67475927
>gf
>wife
hmm
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>>67475838
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Vance_(politician)
hmm
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>>67475911
like I said, it only magnified what was already here

at most 4chan was apolitical for the most part
idk what was left wing about it though, that would be different from how things are now like traps being posted or something.
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>>67475953
who the fuck is this deano
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>>67475945
laissez faire republicanism is over

it's all about protectionism and anti-immigration policies these days
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absolutely hate the english

work with this fat ugly english cunt who wont shut up, all he does is complain about getting fired from BA. Stupid cunt, never knew southern english accents irl were monotonous trogg speech. Shall be giving him a swift kick to the sack so he shuts up
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dreamt that I quit my job and that everything was alright

woke up late for work

JUST
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>>67475925
>Not wanting to preserve the planet for future generations
poor show lad
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>>67475991
It's their fault for not being born earlier tbf
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>>67475940
This.
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>>67475958
Haha. He doesn't have a dream gf, lads
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>>67475991
the planet would be better off if lots of 3rd worlders died
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>Clinton's Lead Over Trump Grows to Over 1 Million Votes

Ah yes, American """""""""democracy"""""""""
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>>67475953
cackling at the thought of reece too retarded to figure out two finger click is right click
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>>67475909
yep, they'll say it was all an ebin meme and nobody truly supported him
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is grease still the word?
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>>67476013
where are these votes even coming from if every state has been counted?

also only one or two news channels are saying a million lead.

>tfw if you take out the 3 million illegals who voted then Trump wins that too.
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>>67476019

Cannot be real

Surely?
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Shan't be reading anything related to yank politics.
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>>67475986
dont you have better things to be getting on with mrs sturgeon
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>>67476043
definitely happened
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>>67475991
literally this
you CANNOT claim to care about the preservation of the anglo race without being ardently pro-environmentalist

bur all the rorkes think it's made up, hahaha, what will they get wrong next
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>>67476019
what type of mental disorder is this
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business idea: kill self to become rich quicker with less work
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>>67476036
it's satire, dung for brains
god, people on 4chan are so retarded
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Alright lads enough is enough
now that Trump is president we all gotta be progressive leftists ok??
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>>67476049
Leftism
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>>67476019
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>67475945
I'm not going to shit on him until he's in the White House. The fact that the TPP is already done for since his election, I'm happy so far. Pledges to reform the ACA and lower tax rates on the middle class make me a happy camper for now. By the way, fuck off.
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>>67476051
no one outside /brit/ understands what satire or irony is
we are the sole arbiters of whether someone meant what they said
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>>67476034
California is still counting
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>>67475853
muslim
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>>67476061
banter
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>>67475991
>mfw the entire planet gets sucked into the sun
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>>67475853
c of e
yea got baptised but donned a fedora by about 8 or 9
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>>67476059
>progressive
>leftism

pick one
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THAILAD!!!!!!
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>>67475953
How come absolute spastics like his gf can drive and i've failed my test 4 times, despite otherwise being an academic success?
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Okay lads, we're gonna do the mannequin challenge so everyone shut up for a few x
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business idea: close one eye so i can sleep and be awake at the same time
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>>67476095
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>>67476099
hahaha, past both my tests first time
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>>67476034
>3 million illegals
you'll be glad to know infowars was the first source that came up for this

pretty sure illegal immigrants can't vote honey xx
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>>67476099
dumb people are better are driving since they don't think too hard
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>>67476121
t. shit driver making excuses
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>>67476121
>this delusion
screeching
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>>67476120
Most yank states don't have vote ID and Obama literally encouraged illegals to go out and vote
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did some really cool driving to escape a fight once
was hardcore
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>dumb people are better are driving since they don't think too hard
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>>67476120
you say this every thread and frankly i'm tired of correcting you

in some states illegals are given driver's licenses and they can use them to vote
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>>67476134
fact check your assertions bro
you're wrong
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>be me
>1 hour ago
>walk into costa coffee
>order 1 large coffee
>qt hands be the coffee
>"Shan't be having this coffee, make me another one"
>grab the large coffee on the counter and place it on the floor
>qt comes back with large coffee
>"Ahh, yes this shall down"
>*hands her the queens currency*
>walk out with my two large coffees
>only paid for one large coffee
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>>67476158
didn't read
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Ah yes the """popular""" vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUDTcxIqqM0
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Reminder that normies unironically thought UKIP was going to deport all non-whites and immigrants
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>>67476158

2 Costa ''''''''coffees'''''''''

You dun goofed, friend
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help I'm being raped
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>>67476170
>(((o'keefe)))
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Help!
I've fallen and can't get up
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>>67476203
Andrew?
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>>67476196
Quick tell them you're being triggered inside your safety zone
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>>67476158
>costa coffee
Good lad
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gonna be a good year watching the rorkes and rorke-lites argue about us not brexiting hard enough and trump not going far enough
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>>67476203
>people admit things on camera
lol o'keefe is lying.
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paki taxi driver just ignored my directions and made me late for work

might racially abuse him haha
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>>67476171
Give it time
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O'LEARY
O'REILLY
O'HARE AND O'HARA
THERE'S NO ONE AS IRISH AS BARACK O'BAMA
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*plants the seeds of defeat*
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>>67476238
Good lad
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>>67476171
conservatives are more clever and subtle about their racism than the left is
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>>67476189
t. starbuckcuck
FOY
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>walk downstairs
>chinese motherfucker cooking rice
>stinks like shit
>grab a bowl
>gotta have cereal
>pour some coco pops
>check fridge
>no milk
>chinese cunt used it for his rice
>floor the cunt
>he babbles in his chink speak
>drain his rice
>mix the rice in with my coco pops
>chinese cunt got the other chinese cunts in the kitchen within 2 minutes
>now 5 chinese vs me
>grab the nearest chinese take away menu
>throw it at them
>they become disgruntled
>run back to my room
>lock the door
>start eating my raw coco pops and undercooked rice

fucking hate the chinks here
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*sips on my caffe nero double expresso watching the runts bicker*
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>>67476263
Will not be reading this dribble.
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>>67476282
why do black guys look so aggressive all the time?
why do they grow these shitty beards?
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left my keys in my car
luckily it's still there ahhaha
I'm fucking losing it man
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List of posts I shan't be reading

1. >>67476283
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>>67476276
>not using an AeroPress™
runt
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>Thailand finds 33 new cases of Zika, says health ministry

hmmm

better watch out thailad
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>>67476291
you fucking racist
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>>67476314
>racism
fuck off yank
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>>67476311
Don't think 5 year olds can get pregnant tbf, Thailad's fine
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>>67476311
probably in bumfucknowhere
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>>67476333
you're more like bum fuck no hair
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>>67476333
yeah he said its in Thailand m8
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>>67476259

Nah mate. I get my office coffee on subscription and from proper coffee shops if I'm out and about. Relatively expensive but there's more choice of roast

Costa tends to be weak and generally a bit shitty
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so uhh...
*places coffee cup on table*
*walks towards u*
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post pics of you others rate
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>>67476349
so you go for the girls with a hairy bum? :/
>>67476352
ha
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>>67476361
It gives a nice bit of friction desu
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>>67476360
is that the water filter salesman-hater?
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>>67476360
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nasal septum looks like it's packing up lads
welp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94

howling
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es que yo sin ti y tu sin mi, dime quien puede ser feliz esto no me gusta
esto no me gustaaaa
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Geniuses and smart people generally have an incredibly hard time learning to drive, because they are considering their every move, this is a well known phenomenon.
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give me something to live for

no memes pls
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>>67476376
don't start a fire lad.
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>>67476408
>I-I'm not a mong, i-it's because I'm too smart!
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>>67476408
t. shit driver due to slow mental processing
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>>67476400
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478756047364.webm
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>>67476405
*sinks your armada*
psssh...............
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>>67476419
>he doesn't do the essex panfire
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>>67476434
nada personaje, chiquitito
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fuck all of you im gonna get high
>>
doing some important market research rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xZOQAh5KGA
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>>67476428
did a heh
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>>67476470
already did that
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am depressed me
>>
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-16/cupforben-dad-searches-for-discontinued-cup-for-son-with-autism/8030412


Which of you lost your cup then?
>>
just went for a walk to the park and saw a nice kitter and i scratched its head
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>>67476562
can't they just give him a slap until he uses normal cups?
>>
Saw some runtoid trying to scratch my cat at the park lads, wanted to smash his jaw right then and there but decided against it in the end. Won't be so lenient if he tries it again though
>>
>>67476583
no violence doesn't work
>>
>>67476562
really weird how the 'tism spectrum works, i mean pretty much all doctors have assburgers, but it's hard to believe it's the type of disorder that these retards have
>>
>>67476380
H
A R M E N I A
Y
A
S
T
A
N
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>>67476583
you can't slap kids nowadays, now parents just load them up on meds
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sick of being such a runt lads
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raider klan
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>>67476627
move to SEA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_tsJELqOu8
birds are cunts desu
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>>67476627
start lifting or using speed or both (but good luck trying to gain on speed lol)
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>>67476630
Good lads
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>>67476639
Evidence would suggest that that would make you even runtier
>>
>>67476655
wouldn't mind a chat with this bird 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0tP-p7m40
>>
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>you will never be a teenage american scene skater in the 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
>>
>>67476712
bet he's a proper cunt always going on about all the sounds he can make
>>
getting my daily dose of Buzzfeed and MTV News
>>
>>67476712
the avian chad
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>>67476726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epMZjr6fKWk
post early 2000s vaporwave
>>
Just finished my Masters and I've been on JSA for the last month or so.

Because I'm between the ages of 18 and 24, the Job centre deicded 2 weeks in, that I needed to attend daily meeting sessions. I've read online that in most job centres this type of regime is only doled out on the long term and persistently unemployed, not on brand-new claimants like myself.

These sessions are 10 minutes long. They consist of a woman taking a register, handing out a print out of indeed.com, saying sometihng like 'there is a lot of female security jobs going at the moment you should take a look, but do realise that you need to able to do conflict resolution in those positions' and thne hands out people daysavers for travel.

These are designed, and I quote 'to help find a job. if you miss a single meeting you of course get sanctioned, if you come late twice, then you get sanctioned.

the way the meetings schedule works is that they are at random times in the day. the meeting regime lasts for 13 weeks. however at the end of 13 weeks they reset, albeit the meetings become longer (probably do CV writing and silly stuff about how to search for a job on a search engine etc).

As for the 10 minute meetings it's glaringly obvious, that they only exist for the sole purpose of either dissuading people from staying on benefit or sanctioning them waiting for them to come late. There is no obvious reason that these meetings should be daily, nor any reason that of the information from those meetings could not be passed on on the sign on day.

I'm planning some kind of complaint against it. I don't think this will in fact help anyone's job search in any way, I'm considering getting everyone from those meetings to complain about them with me. However it will fall on deaf ears, since the job centre itself has set it up knowing full well its just a ruse.

I wondering who else I can complain or at least expose the blatant inefficacy of this scheme to.
inb4 just get a job
I am applying like crazy
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11655878

http://www.strawpoll.me/11655878

http://www.strawpoll.me/11655878

Battle of the century
>>
>>67476818
Shan't be giving you the satisfaction of having a single eye so much as glance upon one letter in this novel
>>
>>67476842
only aimed at BRITISH readers anyway

JFs can fuck off.
>>
watched s3e1 of black mirror

it was shit
>>
>>67476818
Shan't allow the neurons to register a single word in this wall of utter bile
>>
>>67476842
Positively machiavellian post
>>
can't remember if i took my insulin

>>67476858
3 and 4 are much better than the first two. Haven't seen 5 or 6 yet
>>
>>67476861
see
>>67476856
>>
What "struggling to continue" means?

Like in sentence "...her body was struggling to continue"
>>
didn't read it either tbf
>>
>>67476885
Couldn't keep up, hard to continue on
>>
got that buzz i was planning
fucking hell lads the old hairlines taking a bit of a beating
>>
>>67476880
Shan't allow the cursor to drift over that vile link
>>
I also didn't read it

don't have the time for that, my time is valuable
>>
>>67476895
Thanks.
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>>67476885
>What DOES "struggling to continue" mean?
>Like in THE sentence "...her body was struggling to continue"
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>>67476930
ignore the aussie it means she was really tired/worn out
>>
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>
would pay alot to lick 2003 avril lavigne's bumhole
>>
>>67476944

nigga, I swear to God...
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>>67476899
>>
>>67476945
Literally the exact same meaning you autismo
>>
Autism!
Sad!
>>
>>67476978
literally me rn

>>67476984
>couldn't keep up
she's not in a race m8
>>
wanted to leap on the rails again lads
>>
>>67476945

Ok, now give me an american opinion, because the author is american as well.
>>
>>67477004
>now give me an American opinion
She's a fat cunt.
>>
>>67477004
>now give me an american opinion
the mexicans took urr jahbs
>>
hope the server that hosts /int/ gets nuked so im forced to stop coming ehre
>>
>>67476976
Cease to appear thyself in my sight you dirty Slav(e)
>>
>hello, i'm president fart
creasing
>>
>>67476993
Obviously her body was "struggling to continue" with something, literally no different to "couldn't keep up" in the right context

Give us the rest of the sentence Yuri
>>
>when you help a Russian stranger interpret his American erotic novel
>>
>>67477004
it literally means 'im finding it hard to go forward' in english

american / british english don't vary on meaning, just vocab and spelling
>>
just finished black mirror with the bees, is there meant to be a deeper message than just "govt is bad lol"

fucking pseud shite
>>
fit a whole domino's pizza in her gaping cunt, la
>>
>>67477075
(have a method)
>>
>>67476995
didn't know paris had a third rail like the tube
Interesting!
>>
they call me
frigmund pseud
>>
>>67477106
They call me frigg man!
>>
>>67477044

It was obvious from her short, gurgling breaths that her body was struggling to continue. She was sixty-three years old and she was a fucking mess.
>>
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>>67477094
the 'tro
>>
therapy and antidepressants are a meme, they do nothing
>>
>>67477074
Uhh seems like you missed the whole social media and online arc about how people online wishing another person dead
>>
Playing my frenulum like a banjo
>>
>>67477127
you mean

le 'tro
>>
>>67477120
alri, "hard to continue" is the more applicable meaning here

bit of a weird book you're reading lad
>>
>>67477120
What is she attempting to continue?
>>
>>67477145
It's called the Metro, not the Letro.
>>
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I'm back.
>>
>>67477074
>fucking pseud shite
im in agreement
>>
>>67477120
called it
>>67477061
>>
>>67477170
Fuck I love me some Estonian boys.
Show me your thigh-highs.
>>
>>67477127
is paris divided by the river like london is? the metro coverage looks more balanced on either side than the 'don
>>
Still haven't got my learners AMA
>>
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>>67477190
>thigh-highs
I'm not a faggot, mate.
>>
>>67477074
never seen black mirror
is it good?

>>67477192
yeah but both parts are equal. I'd say the south one is a bit more wealthier though, and more calm
>>
>>67477215
>I'm not a faggot, mate.
Breeders OUT OUT OUT
>>
>>67476726
i was

look back on it and cringe these days
>>
you're all runts

I hate you all

cretins unfit to post in my presence
>>
>>67477215
Disappointing end to a Wednesday desu.
>>
>>67477226
I have no interest in relationships in general.
>>
>>67477204
>Learners
Or as we like to call it "Maori full"
>>
good morning everyone except for the colonies
>>
>>67477217
some episodes are good, most are meh, at least one is completely awful (waldo)
>>
>>67477247
Yes, hello.
>>
me
>>
>>67477244
>Maori

huh?
>>
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>>67477217
haha both me

yeah it's good, some people think it's trying too hard to really make you think though

and cool, check the tube map for london, the south was literally irrelevant for most of history so it has like 3 lines
>>
>>67477244
fuckin savage
>>
>>67477280
the south is marshland and not suitable for sub surface lines like the north of the river

that's why a) the northern line is so deep so it's in bedrock and b) they have trams
>>
we say g'day to start a convo
we say mozzie not mosquito
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i hate cunts
>>
>>67477036
http://pastebin.com/hAY1fMEj

save as "anyname.vbs" and run.

no more 4chan for you
>>
>>67477314
don't do this
thailad is a data thief and a hacker
>>
>>67477306
original post?
>>
>>67477324
the source is right there though
>>
>>67477330
shan't be falling for your tricks thaihacker
>>
>>67477280
I went to london quite a lot of times and I really like the tube line. trains are more frequent than here and there's way less people in a single train than in paris (except during the hours where people go to work/leave work)
last time I went in march I had to use the national rail to commute and it was fucking awful
>>
all thailads should be killed
>>
>>67477339
fuck
>>
>*does the synth solo from Burning Down the House*

Nothing personal
>>
Watching Aussie ABC!!! 'Please like me' on in 5 mins!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
ahh... ahhh.. AAAA NONCE
>>
>>67477204
same
>>
going to the cinema in the afternoon lads wahhey
>>
>>67477341
national rail isn't bad on some lines, i commute via a nr train when i'm in town, dread to think what it must be like from south/southeast though, full of very angry brighton twats late for work for the 18th time that month
>>
sorry lads just a bit allergic to thais, oh no here it comes again!!

aahh... NONCE, NONCE, NONCE!!! ahh....

someone pass me a hanky
>>
>>67477373
Haven't been to the cinema for 3 years now.

What are you watching?
>>
>>67477373
pretentious wanker
>>
>>67477361
is that that bumder show?
>>
>imagine gloating about your life and seeking validation fo your skills off /brit/

the absolute state of that nonce
>>
>>67477391
arrival hopefully
>>
Also the real estate guy from 'please like me' is in a different show where he also plays a real estate guy. what is he like. x
>>
Gimmick idea: Write English in Cyrillic

Aлpигхт лaдc хoв apэ юoy?
>>
>>67477413
>hov are juou
Fine. I guess.
>>
>>67477402
Yeah. <3
>>
SWEEEEEET JAAAAAAAAAANE
>>
>>67477413
i can't read that
>>
>>67477429
No W in cyrillic
>>
>>67477363
why not
>>
thread has deteriorated in recent minutes
>>
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>going to the cinema
>>
It's starting soooooooon!!!
>>
>>67477391
Floating Weeds

>>67477381
yeah took it from the south east
sometimes I even had a seat to sit on in the evening when I took it back from cannon street
one day 2 blokes acted weird towards me think they bantered me or somthing but I just couldn't understand what they were saying
>>
Shut the fuck up, you bent twat
>>
>>67477443
how do they say willy then
>>
>>67477435
all kiwis should be killed
>>
>>67477476
You can't
Russians aren't a fan of willies as you know
>>
>>67477476
cyka blyat
>>
greetings from germany
>>
>>67477498
all germans should be killed
>>
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>this was enough to get a university society banned

Pray the gay away lads
>>
>>67477477
Unironically might be soon
>>
>>67477520
good
>>
all australians should be shipped off to a far away land
>>
>>67477516
You rabble of the desert will be made to comply with our judgement. It is we who rule now, not breeders of the sand.
>>
>>67477446
lived overseas until I was 18, never even driven before wahey
don't have any proper ID besides a passport either, going to get it soon
>>
I'm a homosexual with fairly right wing views, lads
>>
fuck nigger cunts!
>>
gonna grab 40 winks
>>
new you slow cunts
>>67477568
>>67477568
>>
>>67477554
internalised bigotry
>>
>>67477541
alri zhang
>>
>>67477554
same except i'm not homosexual
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