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cheeky edition
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fart
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yes
>>67472817
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>>67472833
Example of what, a decent message?
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lol this aussie cunt is fucking obnoxious

>date
>im attractive
>haha date
>haha im good with girls
>haha i need to use fucking OKC because im so miserable with girls IRL
>haha i need to schedule 6 dates because they likely wont workout

Just trip up aussie version of lisicki so i can filter you
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shart
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>>67472848
yeah
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im a runt btw
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>>67471633
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>67472874
Oh My Goddd Me Too
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is it gay to only eat one meal a day?
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cooking some fried rice with leeks lads
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I`m So Fuxxckinqq High Men WTF -_- . < 3
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Guinness is really solid desu
hate that its light beer tier %age though
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Watching Rick & Morty lads
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Bored =/
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went to a normie party last night
there was a girl I really wanted to talk to but of course I didn't
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dumb frogposter
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>>67472919
asl? :P
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BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
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>>67472927
19 f cali u? x
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>>67472897
nah, I only eat twice a day desu
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>>67472916
haha duude I LOVE reddit and memey
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>>67472933
me on the right
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>>67472933
girls have such cute perfect bums :3
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>when you enrage a yank

>>67472863
ye

>>67472870
An example is to be meta so that you can come across as being caring/empathetic, or at least understanding. The key is to make your message as easy to reply at as possible, some questions are work (list your favourite books), while others are outlets (thank God it's almost Friday, how's your week been?)

i.e. if her first paragraph mentions "I'm a massive bookworm" or even worse "I love playing games", send a message like:

"God you must get so many messages about videogames. How's work?"

With older women, different rules apply
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>>67472967
filtered

kys you autistic twat. OKC is full of fucking hideous and mentally ill girls, anyone thats a 5/10 could pull dates from there
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>>67472927
18/m/london

im mature for my age tho xx
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>67472966
wrong only a few girls* do most are flat

*black girls not included
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>>67472940
fuck off u slut
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>>67472998
Black girls definitely included are you blind
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hardly saw anyone REEE as hard in my life as much as this united-statian
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post toot
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>>67472922
Why didnt you compliment her pint glass as an icebreaker?
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>>67473038
>united-statian

Yank*
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i am moving to the US
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/rolling-back-americas-cultural-hatred-of-foreskin
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67473052
beep
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Don't have any photos for Tinder
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>>67473091
I'm sure you've got a few m8
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wew, that surprised me
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Sick of this alt-right meme now

It's all attention whores who have jumped on this bandwagon to spew the exact same shite every video to get dosh
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Just listened to the queen
God she sounds like such a posh cunt
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Really makes me think.
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tempted to have a beer
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>>67473193
bit early
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We triggered the SJWs guys xD

Mission complete gentlemen, the PC culture is finished xD
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Going to bed
Goodnight
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who /work/ here
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>>67473216
I'm feeling down
I just to relax with a beer and watch a movie right now
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>>67473136
that boxxy looking one is pretty hot tho
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i want to get a bit of kip, but if i sleep at this i dont trust myself to wake up in like an hour or two

wat do
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>>67473227
me at 3pm tomorrow
still hate it
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about to do a poo lads
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>>67473227
not me
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Smoking catnip lads

High off my arse
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about to do a pee lads
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american and jewish girls will love my cut brown dick
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>>67473241
I'll wake you up don't worry

in an hour yeah?
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Me and the lads
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>>67473291
lad at the front got some stylish boots
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>me and the lads
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>>67473281
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>>67473264
yeah in a hour please mate
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can I turn piper into a lesbo
she's a stubborn one
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>>67473359
Cory in the House
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>>67473291
>those jawlines
wew
why are Mongolians so aesthetic?
they're like Asians who never became soft pussies
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>>67473359
I didn't see a single thing that came out this year
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>>67473359
Suicide Squad
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>>67473291
mong
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>>67473359
Batman v Superman
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>>67473368
slavic admixture
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>>67473365
literally a tumblr meme
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>>67473359
arrival
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>tfw anglo-irish master-race
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mint flavour oreos 2bh
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>>67473403
state of u
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>>67471502
> cheeky
Breeky
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so hungry but 2 lazy 2 cook
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so uhh...
*paces menacingly towards you*
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>Brexit vote was 'not legally binding' says Supreme Court judge

move along plebs, none of that silly democracy here!
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>>67473401
this 2bqh
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>>67473424
tired of these so-called "judges" and their uninformed interpretations of the law
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>>67473423
*takes one step back and braces*
*hand on the hilt of my katana ready to use a quickdraw technique*
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>>67473424
it was never binding
but good luck to any politician who rejects it, they can kiss their seat goodbye
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>>67473459
*steals your office chair*
you can kiss your seat goodbye
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COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME AND FOIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
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>>67473452
*holds out a gay card*
think you forgot this...
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>>67473489
OOH AH UP THE RA
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>>67473504

paul mcgrath
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>>67473515
dermott o'leary
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redpill me on the arab-israeli conflict
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IRA = irish runt army
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Ronald Reagan? The actor?
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>>67473546
jews jewing jews jewing pakis
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Donald Trump? the reality TV star?
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white people BTFO
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>>67473570
ah yes yet another thing reposted from /pol/

t. rorke
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>>67473570
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>>67473570
thanks for keeping me posted on what other boards are up to
my browser is locked to /brit/ so it really helps
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>>67473570
ah yes, the 'ddit

>captcha: hatton
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why is a pipeline causing controversy in the US, and how is drumpf going to deal with that????
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Playing 3 games at once
this has never happened to me before
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french bastards
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>>67473595
He'll let the pipeline be built so that it will create jobs
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>>67473570
Young men have lead every revolution
the internet is the only place left for free expression and real protest.
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can you hear the people sing
singing the song of cisgendered shitlords
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>>67473613
and how is drumpf going to deal with the natives?
MORE CASINOS?
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Who /brown hair, brown eyes/ here

Hope I don't look too Jewish desu
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>>67473635
it's gonna be great, there's gonna be so many jobs you won't even know what to do with all the jobs
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>>67473635
the natives will all have jobs
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>>67473638
hope I look jewish enough to get a jewish gf 2bqh
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>>67473643
>>67473653
they say that jobs are part of white oppresion
>>67473638
LOL me
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>>67473671
sabemos, ya hemos visto la foto putaso
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nope, i am not the fat guy,
.
you guys fell in the /lat/ meme
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>>67473570
the left will continue to slide into irrelevancy if all they can do is make scapegoats instead of addressing their own issues.
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i want a boyfriend
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>>67473699
OOOPS
i mean lad, i am not the fat lad
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WORK in 12 HOURS

FUCK SAKE

FUCKING HELL
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>>67473570
young white men havent that had opportunity for the past like 30 years hahahaha people are just tired of overly sensitive runts attacking everything you do or say because you're white so somehow privileged while having every achievment you make written down to the fact that you're white so you go the gig under the table at the local klan meeting.

instead of attacking white men again, why don't they focus on their own problem: that their super left and liberal opinions are wearing thin and components of each movement i.e. feminism, blm and the like are all attacking one another.
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>>67473703
not true
the right have been successfully blaming the EU, terrorism and china for all the worlds problems for years. All we need is a proper scapegoat, e.g. donald trump
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>>67473704
bit gay
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jay z and biggy smalls make you shit your drawers
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>>67473703
https://www.ft.com/content/b26899a6-aa58-11e6-a0bb-97f42551dbf4
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clinton needed a wannabe niggas like jay z and beyonce, while drumpf has the real niggaz supporting him
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>>67473732
im not a boy
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>>67473750
please be in basingstoke
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might get subway for lunch today

what is the GOAT combination?
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>>67473750
Well, step this way m'lady..I'll be of assistance
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>>67473768
italian herbs and cheese
chicken and bacon ranch
all the veg except pickles and only a few olives
southwest sauce
jobs a goodun
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riveting headlines
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>>67473787
>except pickles
kys
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*opposes both the bankers AND immigrants*
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THE INFAMOUS HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN RIGGED THE VOTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
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>>67473805
if you can tell me what a pickle was before it was pickled i'll get pickles on my next sub and post pics to /brit/
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>>67473809

politics is for wankers
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>>67473768
italian
chicken breast
lettuce and tomato
southwest
toasted w/ cheese

yeah it's boring but it's safe
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>>67473730
what if Trump does a good job?
desu in the popular sphere the current "left" is losing a lot of faith and fast.
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>>67473826
cucumbers
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>>67473750
Hello and welcome to /brit/ my female friend! (guess you could say GIRLfriend,haha) I'm Thomas and I'm just your regular /brit/ lad, I like to have a little joke around with the boys (and girls) here on /brit/ and make sure everyones doing OK :)

where about in America are you from? :)
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subway is for yuppies
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>>67473842
hey tom
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creasing imagining the sort of runt that doesn't get their subway toasted with cheese
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"haha why yes i will have my subway cold with no cheese on it please"

howling
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>>67473867
Hey!
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stop saying my name
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toasted? yuck, no thanks! just pop the cheese on it and put it in the freezer for a bit will you love?
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>>67473750
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female shitposter, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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just woke up, gonna have a cool slice of bread with butter on it
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>>67473899
is your name subway?
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>>67473843
I eat there (I don't actually eat IN there, I take it home) about as often as I remember that it exists.

So a couple times a year at best.
It's just a sandwich after all.

I guess I like the process of having a lackey make your sandwich for you.
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>>67473869
>toasted

Microwave master race
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>>67473838
alright shit
will get you a pic next time, how can i identify you?
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16 days into no shave november and the beard smells absolutely terrible
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I'm hungry but I don't want mummy and daddy to know I'm still awake.
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>>67473955
No shave =/= no bathe

Get some beard shampoo
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>>67473884
Once I went into subway and at the end they told me the toaster was broken
Said I didn't want the sandwich anymore and left
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>>67473869
>he doesn't deep fry his subways
pleb
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>>67473899
this fat lad is called subway aha
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girls claim they are asexual or pansexual....but they only post gifs of gay men having sex in TUMBLR :s
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>>67473968
jesus christ shut the fuck up you absolute mong
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>>67473960
i haven't bathed either
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>>67473950
My nick is Anonymous. American flag.
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>tfw no K Stew gf
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>>67473359

I don't watch movies made after 1996
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Will heem any taig runt that replies

I'm 5'3 and built like a thermonuclear chimney stack
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>>67473993
well i don't read posts made after 3991 so have a good hard think about yourself you pleb
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YEAH I AM LESBIAN GIRL XDDD
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MEN WHO RESPECT ME AND GRABS MY PUSSY
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EDDY

Eddy!

Has anybody seen eddy?
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>>67473988
right sound see you around
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>>67474006
shut up you fookin fairy
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>>67474001

bit rude
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>>67473233
which one's that then
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irish scumbag
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>>67473359

Dr strange
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mexican beanbag
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>>67474028
>replying to the early morning mexifat
filter lad
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>>67474012

Yeah I'm here m8
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>>67474052
fuck off you turbospack
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>>67473036
no, i can see their fugliness in all it's horrible glory
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t. irish >>67474085
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>>67473241
>>67473342
wakey wakey

hours up lad
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>>67474082
alri eddy
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>>67473999
I am actually 5'3 so please stop taking the piss
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the fuck is Quiznos
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>>67474148
posh subway
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>Trump saves a black child from a burning house

BREAKING NEWS!!! Donald Trump deprives firefighters of their pay by removing an african american child from a building himself! The child suffered several scraps and bruises as Trump violently yanked the child out from under collapsed debris. The child is now in the emergency room and could have suffered brain damage when Trump was sprinting out the building and bobbing the child's head up and down. Single mother Shanikque Dayjonez came home to find Trump had removed the child from her house and is now intending on pressing charges for kidnapping.
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haha
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>>67474082

eddy I need you to check which way the water spins down the drain down under

very important scientific research eddy
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>>67473177
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
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>>67474169
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Need a bf ;_;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiZH5eH5eDw
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I actually quite like subway (Eat Fresh! *registered trademark*). eat there about once a week. the key thing to their success is the daily fresh baked bread.
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if your name is called, go to bed
ethan
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yeah i am asexual girl, thats why i post gifs of couples kissing each other xDDDD
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>>67474203

mentally ill wanker
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can feel a poo coming on lads
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haha
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>>67474221

shut up you cuntwanker
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>>67474169
Huh a leaf actually made an ok post
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>>67474244
mean
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having a think about life on earth and there are new sentient organisms being created every minute
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it'll be alright lads
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>must begin the journey to work in 10 mins

Ah yes tis runt life for me
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a girl tried to talk to me and I blew her off like an autist
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>>67474210
hahahahahaha
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>>67474290
cheers ed
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>>67474258
Is any white robe now a Klan robe?

Fug it's getting hard to stay PC
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>tfw 2nd wave feminist
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you dont want a nuclear war?
SEXIST!!!
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went for a hike the other day and I saw a mouse running along through the leaves stopping occasionally to nibble on some seeds

as I stood there watching the little guy move along I just thought to myself "holy shit this world is full of so much beauty and wonder"

never give up and never give in, we have to be like that mouse, just doing our thing no matter the odds
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>>67474326
I'm onto the 6th wave lad.

kowabunga, surfs up!
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>>67474334
The Trojan war was started by a women cucking a beta.
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YEAH BILL CLINTON CONSIDER WOMEN AS SEX TOYS, BUT ITS DIFFERENT XD
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imagining not being NEET
mad 2bh
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>>67474312
you don't blow it, you lick it

howling at the thought of you blowing in her fanny like you are inflating a paddling pool
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>>67474258
I go tubing down a river in this town every summer
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Hello, lads
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When will the uncouth savages recognise that this is not /cum/
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>>67474364
morning babe x
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>>67474364
Go back to /balt/ you subhuman
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>>67474364
Eesti is my favorite country
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this may be the reason why drumpf won
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>>67474364
ESTONIA
S
T
O
N
I
A
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>>67474364
hey mate

appreciate it if you cease posting anime, other than that, welcome back!
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>>67474364
anime
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>>67474375
> +ausnz
Yeah, nah. I'll skip it.
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>>67474364
Eesti is beesti:3
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>>67474367
It's also not /balt/+/ausnz/
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>>67474398

queerbo
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>>67474394
but you came to a thread with more ausposters than any other
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>>67474403
Yet I'm not the one complaining.
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>>67474401
Ah, but it is for members of the commonwealth
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>>67474416
but you said you won't go back to balt because of ausnz

yet here you are

whats your angle?
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>>67474402
Only for eesti. I would let eesti fuck me without lube. I would let eesti fuck my gf.
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>>67474428
I don't remember agreeing to this
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smiling is contagious :)

join the club : )
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:))))))))))))
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>>67474436
:)
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imagine being a popular young musician in the 1960s lads

all those women rebelling against their parents, literally fainting in excitement at the mere sight of you, willing to do anything to just be within a couple metres of you

*sighs and looks mournfully into the sunset*
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>>67474429
34°40'
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>>67474436
:)
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>>67474450
try brushing mate
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>Cameroon and Rwanda are commonwealth members

Explain
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>>67474442
now boys are revealing against the liberal parents hehehe
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>>67474471
Disraeli
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>>67474471
couple centuries ago some posh white bloke said "this is our land" and now today they're in the commonwealth
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Are you ready for the Asian century?
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want to eat something but there is nothing to eat
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>>67474471
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>>67474436
Ok! Id smile more if estonia would fuck me and my gf tho
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>>67474442

people talk about degeneracy today, but little do they know that the summer of 69 was peak human degeneracy. the sexual revolution was less about burning bras and more about orgies
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>>67474460
*brushes your face with my elbow*
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>>67474491
howling
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>>67474484
We've been preparing for the Asian Century since the '70s :^)
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>>67474503
would wipe the floor with you desu
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>>67474484
business plan: stop buying everything from china
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*trudges into /brit/*
*hear the sound of bones breaking beneath me*
*look down*
*my boots are bloody*
*yankrunts are on the floor squealing in pain*
Fetch the garand, Jeeves. We'll put them out of their misery.
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>>67474517
pls no
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>>67474548
>tfw you see your post on a webm
Made it lads
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>>67474491
>>
>>67474548
all me
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>>67474436

;)
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>>67474548
remember when you did a live Q&A

utter narcissistic runt
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>>67474475
>>67474482
Neither of them were part of the british empire
>>
We're Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Please Stand By
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>>67474610
*walks towards you*
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>>67474573
was jokes
>>
>>67474607
yeah I looked into it (read: looked at wikipedia for 20 seconds) and apparently it was taken from the krauts after ww1
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gonna treat myself to a classic full english, then go home, get a haircut, pop an extended release ritalin and then smash the pants off this essay
>>
>>67474622
ah yes, an hour and a half of you wanking over your life story was pure, uncut banter
>>
>>67474548
Will you live in Thailand forever
>>
>>67474622
stop posting this whore
>>
library's getting a bit busy for the old dangerposting. will see you nerds on the flip side

*skateboards away*
>>
>>67474646
isn't that two days overdue now
>>
OMG, trotskyists are defending drumpf
>>
>>67474671
nah must be someone else
i got all mine in for december/jan
>>
>>67474680
Are you a trot
>>
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>>67474680
bit of a big word for you that
>>
go to bed betonto
>>
>>67474654
I enjoyed it :)
>>67474657
idk
>>67474660
no
>>
>date on Friday

I've never done this shit before. What the fuck do I do?

My plan is:

>get something to eat; thinking maybe tapas or Mediterranean
>go to a bar, hopefully find somewhere lively with a band playing or whatever
>we're going out in a historic town so later in the night we could go for a walk and I can show her around

Does that sound normal for a first date?
>>
>>67474692
ah right

don't care then
>>
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>>67474706
>>
>>67474730
what did he mean by this
>>
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>>67474703
well if that helps me to get US citizenship easily, then i am!
>>
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>>67474712
feel bad now
>>
>>67474724
sounds all good just make sure to get absolutely legless at dinner

>>67474733
that's a big word
for you
>>
fucking paper thin walls, can hear my sister shitting her back out
>>
>>67474735
stop replying to the runt
>>
>>67474761
go in there when she's done and describe the smell please
>>
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>>67471502
>>
>>67474770
must decline mate
>>
11 hours today lads

Manager just fucked about and left me all the work

Lovely thing this """"work""""
>>
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>>67474735
baww
>>
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is this town pronounced like "shi-er-tun"
>>
nah fuck right off nonce
>>
just got home lads. boiled up some noodles and kicking back. any good gimmicks?
>>
just spilt some Coke Zeroâ„¢ on myself
>>
just did something irrational and now im going to post about it
>>
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>>67474803
oops wrong image haha
>>
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>>67474772
>>
>>>>/facebook/
>>
>>67474823
The t's are silent

It's shi-er-on

dumb yank
>>
>>67474734
Just go to a sanctuary city on visa and they can't kick you out
>>
>>67474832
why put them in there if they are they silent
>>
>>67474838
remember that drumpf will deport 3 million of illegals, and enforce the law against sanctuary cities
>>
>>67474832
Shi-er-on
Sounds like ape noises ahhaa
>>
>>67474850
A lot of dems are saying they won't enforce it anyway
>>
>>67474882
they don't have to. the federal government will deport them
>>
>>67474882
that's why i said "drumpf will enforce the law"
>>
>>67474850
Obama deported 3 million illegals too
>>
>>67474887
DON'T TREAD ON ME
>>
>>67474894
wtf obama is racist now
>>
>>67474894
in 8 years while drumpf will do that shit in 1 week
>>
>>67474887
>Getting federal government to do something productive
Good luck with that
>>
>>67474823
>Shitterton is a hamlet in Dorset, England. It has attracted worldwide attention for its name, which dates back at least a thousand years and means "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer"
interesting innit
>>
>>67474920
the survival of the republican party depends on getting them out and making sure they never return. trump was lucky to win this election
>>
>>67474746
Mate, I'm always smashed ahaha
>>
Shit, gotta move.
Talk to you later, mates.
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>>67474923
i hope they shitted downstream of where they drank
>>
Iiiiii
was always a foooool
for my jooohnyyyyy
>>
postin
>>
>>67475031
FOR THE ONE THEY CALL
JOHNNY GUITAAAAR
>>
>Woke- Originally in African-American usage meaning alert to injustice in society, especially racism

fucks sake this is the definition of woke in the oxford fucking dictionary lads
>>
>>67475070
(((Oxford)))
>>
>>67475070
But scary the way the globalist control the dictionary even
>>
Holy shit hahahahahaha
http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/15/illegals-demand-obama-issue-mass-pardons-last-ditc/
>>
>>67475167
>m.

mexico confirmed for dumb phoneposter
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>>67475167
a pardon isn't citizenship, aren't they instantly going back to breaking the law right after they're pardoned?

If you're pardoned for a crime you can't just continue committing that crime after you're pardoned.
>>
67475192
It's 1:10 here
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>>67475218
What does that have to do with anything
>>
>>67475214
he'd have to sign off on each person too

that'd take 21 straight days of signing at a rate of 5 signatures every 3 seconds
>>
67475240
A lot
>>
>>67475264
Yet, they publish this.
>>
What happens in Tasmania?
Is it a nice place to visit or live??
>>
>>67475308
>What happens in Tasmania?
nothing

>Is it a nice place to visit or live??
no
>>
>>67475308
>What happens in Tasmania?
Not that much

>Is it a nice place to visit or live?
It's nice to visit for a few days, avoid glenorchy & launceston, and try to get to some of the beaches. Mt Wellington is also a good waste of a few hours.
>>
>>67475308
More inbred and irrelevant than Iceland 2bh, max /comfy/ housing though
>>
>>67475308
Not much happens, since it's small. But there's heaps to do. It's like New Zealand, lot of scenery and all that, but the people.....
>>
unironically don't know if I'm right-wing or left-wing

>hate islam
>think free market is good in moderation, but not completely yank-tier corporate dicksucking
>believe that gay marriage should be legal
>believe that a social safety net is a good thing, but it shouldn't be abused by those who are lazy

doing a think
>>
>>67475370
>>67475370
>>67475370
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>>67475362
Sound like a militant lefty to me lad.
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