Trump edition
anime
>some 30 year old runt goes on a first date
>sings a sea shanty
Creasing
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwHnhsuaNbw
I'M GONNA DROP A FUCKING BOLLOCK
Being ugly is a death sentence
>>67469497
haha ugly twat
>>67469489
yo you better start respeckin my name
The yanks are multiplying
>have tinder profile, get a few matches each day
>Decide to include my height of 6"2 on my bio
>One match in the last three days
Hmm
Well, with Brexit being a total flop and a nonstarter, we Muricans can take back the mantle as the dumbest fucking developed country in the World.
>>67469410
>>67469428
I just checked and my uni library is 24/7 too, might go there one night, it'd force me to get some work done
he is going to kick the nigga out of the white house soon
son las nuevas piratas los argentinos? nos invadaron por mar para robar el crudo...
>>67469531
>go to library
>post on /brit/
desu
zzzzzzz...
>>67469528
YOOOOOOOOU'RE NOT RULING ANYMOOOOOOOORE
Don't care about Trump now he got elected it's boring
Asian Americans bitch about being cucked by whitey all day
>>67469540
4chan is blocked on the uni network so I'd be forced to phonepost
>>67469522
You're making it too obvious how much of a runt you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
Make Brexit votes matter again
>>67469571
im slightly concerned that it'll be visible i'm posting on the chon... ah well just stick to the blue boards i guess
>>67469481
What shanty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
What did he mean by this?
>>67469571
haha cucked by netowrk
>>67469582
love this tune
saw that bitch at the gallery last night
put me in a bit of a sour mood this morning
>>67469593
t. Pirate
t. other pirate
>>67469563
You're the most pathetic poster on 4chan
Wow
I'm very hungry.
>>67469589
that's what i do la
i only post on here and /fit/ and i dont post anything particularly bad. I doubt they care too much 2bh
ah yes
doing a cheeky shitpost on another board
>>67469655
There are many effective arguments against Libertarianism
This is not one of them
>>67469655
good 1 m8
Why do Pakis love Trump?
*pew*
>>67469668
If he is so pathetic why are they jealous that he has an Asian gf
ABSOLUTE FUCKING TUNE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
>>67469722
That is a TERRIBLE hat folding angle
Sea shanty lad is talking about the fucking sugar tax
>>67469722
>>67469752
>implying
>>67469751
what did you mean by this
>>67469751
Of course a pirate would be against a tax on sugar
>>67469783
right ok
is this event taking place live? is it a tv show?
Everyone at my work has the flu and I've had a headache all day today
Reckon this is it for me, boys
Why did you make a new thread and didn't tell me about this? I feel unwanted here
>>67469774
>pic
>>67469792
>he doesn't watch First Dates
Runt
Really gets the old noggin cloggin
british progressive knife
*kicks down your front door*
i've been unwanted here, but i don't give a fuck
>>67469768
wtf i hate trump now
>>67469805
>First Dates
nigga this some normie ass bullshit kill yourself
"BREAKING: "Trump Supporter" Arrested For Tackling @OhioState Protester Actually Autistic @HillaryClinton Supporter"
SCREECHING at this headline
>>67469818
I want you
(from a distance)
Just finished watching Sengoku no Night Raid lads, it truly was kinome
fugg meee
>sea shanty lad date goes to the toilet
>his date let out such a sigh, New Zealand felt it
>he then asked her to split the bill
>he then started talking about Barkley's bank interest rates
Christ Almighty
i'm bleeding again
>>67469852
brain juice electrifying
>>67469808
that would hurt more than a sharp knife
>>67469831
They're self destructing
It's beautiful
>>67469855
post a screenshot of the chinese girl, is she qt?
>>67469860
maybe you should fix that
>>67469855
what does he look like? what does his date look like? are either of them attractive?
>>67469829
FOY
>>67469838
What about me?
>Mate does imrpov comedy
>invites me to his show
>full of LOL RANDUMMMM unfunny jokes
>he asks me my favorite
>tell him I thought it was a bit shit desu
>he stops being my friend
Im ok with this
>>67469886
Do you have references?
>>67469882
i can't stop doing it
>>67469877
>minority mindset
hmm...
The English language is a meme for those too dumb to make powerful utility of it.
Bare this in mind when you consider whether any idea is bullshit to sell to unwitting kids and hipsters.
>>67469877
this image makes me sad desu
>>67469881
Aye she is, got matched with Chad too
>>67469884
Shes cute, ill show ye him in the next post
Hairline is grim
http://www.strawpoll.me/11660046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIJBTvjjFmw
Me on hypeman duty
>>67469884
>>67469961
mate... would you mind deleting this?
>>67469961
Always wondered who makes all these pepes desu.
OwO what's this?? :3
feels good Senpai
>>67469936
Hmm
>>67469995
>pepes
>>67469998
And that's it?
doing a quantum mechanics coursework at the moment
>>67469567
got good vibes from this
>>67469990
Looks like the sort of man that would sing sea shanties
>>67470035
He's also a commie
Howling
>>67470022
So so sorry
*laughs maniacally*
>>67470042
Ahh so many attractive aspects of his personality
>>67470064
Mate please im trying to read
*sings a sea shanty*
>>67469998
>>67470074
*my uterus begins opening, ready to receive your superior alpha seed*
>>67469961
very abstract
nice
any of you lads running a full GNU/Linux desktop naively on your phones?
I'm using a OnePlus 3
>>67470093
*forces my willy*
*dons knockoff Wayfarers*
*fistpumps and jumps around a bit*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3LBAK1dkVA
*really like this meme
>>67470117
Have you heard about the sugar tax? Bloody capitalists
>>67470109
>chromebook
>ubuntu
you will die young
>>67470131
Throw it in the harbor so nobody can have it
>>67470109
Just terminal emulator desu
>>67470137
>chromebook
nigga look up the Qualcomm MSM number, it's a Snapdragon 820
I'm running it on my OnePlus 3
>>67470131
why do you think we blew england the fuck out?
>>67470109
>tfw see my post
>i'll suck your cock for a tenner
fucking hell just came all over my face hahahah
>>67470170
is this maisie's mum
>>67470170
I do love a bargain
>>67470152
just did a wet fart
taking the pills now
>yoohoo hoo and a bottle of rum!
*Cuddles up in my jammies with a glass of chardonnay, reading the communist manifesto*
>>67470189
is he ok?
black pills are the best
>>67470109
Do you have a mechanical keyboard plugged into it right now?
>>67470147
oh fuck off you yank
>>67470147
I'm using an app called Linux Deploy, try it out lad
Would still LOVE to mail Hillary a box of bedbugs
>>67470225
interesting post, enjoyed it
is pooing unique to british culture?
seems like you guys like talking about doing a poo quite often
think i might have a plan to become a NEET
Doing a poo
poo?????
>>67470147
hello thailad
>>67470225
messing with this guy over on /g/ haha
>>67470287
yeah that's the one, it's pretty easy to use
gf found out about my side chick
>>67470284
hi
>>67470302
I never bothered to move an distro image over to SD, just downloaded it when I installed busybox etc.
>>67470298
baka desu senpai
>>67470320
you don't even need to move the image, the app downloads everything for you and installs it to the root of your sd card
In 3rd year and feel like I haven't actually properly learnt anything in my degree like the whole time ive just been doing assignments and exams then forgetting everything
Is this what it feels like for everyone? Though at some point it would click and id feel smart
baka???
>>67470348
Kill yourself you fucking scumbag
>>67470334
oh, neat.
Have you found any practical use for it yet?
:(
so long...
*closes the door behind me slowly*
>>67470386
And that's it?
>>67470336
That's pretty much what everybody does.
The only things people really learn well are the things they have to use everyday and whatever they happen to be interested in.
Everything else goes out the window.
>>67470378
I can image myself using an old phone for running a server or something, like a raspberry pi.
At the minute i'm just pissing around
taking vocaroo requests
>>67470336
yea
finished my undergrad and it felt like a huge waste of time
should have taken more math/science in High School and gone into a boring STEM job with actual money behind it like comp-sci
@mexican: do you eat al pastor in mexico?
that stuff is REALLY good
>>67470336
You're supposed to study it in your own time, practice the skills/knowledge you've gained so you know how to use it and gain experience working (placement year), you should have learnt by now one of the most important lessons, that educational institutes don't actually prepare people for the real world, that's up to you.
Although a lot of the stuff they teach you is useless admittedly.
>>67470403
"you're an ugly little nigger"
wish I chose the bakewell tart now...
yeah
>>67470403
read this >>>/g/57533446
>>67470429
good
>>67470414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iZv2l3ZSVc
>(1.3 MB, 1440x2560)
shan't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XadcEYw7-mE
fucking tune
>>67470460
yeah sorry mate, too big for smaller files
>>67470400
fair enough.
I haven't yet run out of things to fuck around with on Android, with xposed, root etc. and a few clever apps you can do so much fun stuff.
feel the power of exposed additions + macrodroid
>Worst poster enters the thread
That's it lads, I'm off
>>67470495
Sorry
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
thoughts thailad?
*kisses you on the foreskin*
>>67470501
Not you icelad
>>67470433
>>67470433
>>67470433
should I eat my chili and watch an episode of The Power of Myth with Joseph Cambell
or
drink Guinness and play Fallout 4
>>67470510
I need more coffee
>>67470495
GOOD post lad
>he's here
>>67470557
wtf is that real???
A girl has invited me to a poetry slam
mmm ah yes quite
>>67470474
i've seen him before (the first black guy)
can't remember where
>tfw did a degree I didn't actually want to do because my parents wanted me to do it
Feel like mark in peep show
>>67470574
Cold in
piano tiles 2 to be honest lads
>>67470582
Must be hard to differentiate when you see so many
>>67470589
just study ancient history lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzIFay5QHOo
2:54 massive big up
>>67470589
What degree? did they choose it? why didn't you tell them to fuck off?
>>67470602
that's all ancient history now ha ha
>>67470632
oh ha ha ha ha ha ha h a
>>67470632
At least I'll be remembered as president
good post desu
Under the sun the bastard son will pop the glock to feed himself and family
what noise do horses make
>>67470597
gonna pretend i never read this
Fell asleep at 5pm and just woke up lol
>>67469897
FUCK YOU
>BREAKING NEWS: Trump hoodwinks reporters and sneaks out of Trump Tower to go for steak dinner with his family at famous restaurant 21 Club - and gets STANDING OVATION on arrival
What a lad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3940430/Donald-Trump-ditches-press-eat-famous-New-York-steak-house-21-Club.html
>>67470700
haha
>>67470549
Play the superior Fallout New Vegas
>>67470722
played to death
haven't touched Fallout 4 in a long while and just starting to play it again with the DLC.
its a lot more enjoyable now that I've accepted it for what it is.
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>>67470744
virgin
>>67470752
im actually 19, pls dont ban janny
>>67470715
>Going out for dinner with his family suggests disarray and disorganization in his camp
what can we do to make /brit/ a more inclusive thread?
>>67470761
definitely a virgin
Don't know why anyone would be an MP
>>67470761
this has to be a b& pasta :/
delt
>>67470767
gas the welsh
gas the irish
gas the scots
gas the yanks
gas any english under 51% anglo-saxon origin
>>67470766
It also says he hasn't left Trump tower since last thursday, can't blame him for pulling the wool over their eyes.
>>67470767
Less use of terms like paki, nigger, kike etc
>>67470715
>Trump's maverick move suggests disarray and disorganization in his camp
>The madman went and got a steak
>>67470802
alright, you first
business idea: leave these all over your town/city/campus
Everyone sound asleep?
this guy on /dpt/ >>>/g/57533781
absolutely roasted the fuck out of this guy
>>>/g/57533459
he did what the other guy did in 25 lines in a single line using an obscure programming language and advanced techniques. i say we all laugh at >>>/g/57533459 this guy
>>67470982
No I was playing battlefield
>>67470991
Now that the dust has settled, how is it?
>>67471002
what fucking dust
>>67471002
ww1 was pretty rough lad but safe to say 100 years later the right side won
>>67471002
I've loved the game since the day I bought it, It's so fun. not a fan of the new weapon "customisation" though
>>67470991
which class do you play lad?
assault master race here
>>67471006
The dust that's just settled
>>67471019
What happened to the left side?
really fancy a chunky kitkat
Would you?
>>67470744
What faction are you siding with?
>>67471044
i've fucked a woman who weighed nearly 300lbs
>>67470988
>muh one-liners
not all that useful unless your goal is to write one-liners
*gets excited*
>>67471044
she'd be quite cute if she were thin
>>67471032
Assault all the way, support is a close second. mp 18 trench + gas grenades
>>67471044
need a better shot of her face
have hardly had the urge to wank this past week
don't even want to check out girl's asses anymore
what is wrong with me
>>67470744
dlc is alright desu nuka world is a fair bit of fun and you have to have a real arsehole character to get everything out of it but keep in mind if you complete it, you default to siding with the institute if you haven't completed the main line and they're almost as gay as the railroad
>>67471070
*cuter
everyone looks like shit when they're fat
even complete 0/10's can gain a point or two
>>67471071
have you unlocked the smg you get at assault rank 10? it's got next to no recoil and 60 round magazines so it utterly destroys hahaha
Would you?
>>67471087
Did you have sex prior to this?
DRUMP btfo
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/11/15/defiant-lapd-chief-says-department-will-refuse-to-help-donald-trumps-deportation-efforts/?utm_term=.7f6048bc86dc
>>67471118
>DUDE I'M FAT LMAO
no
>>67471087
You are becoming more enlightened
You are learning to deny yourself the sinful pleasures of the flesh, and instead chose to better yourself spiritually
>>67471110
Just about to unlock it now, really want the martini henry but I'm shit at the scout
>>67471118
this image speaks to me for some reason
>>67471138
find and post an ASMR video within the next 2 minutes or i'll blow your fucknig head off
>>67471154
Forgot pic
why does this happen?
business idea: trap harem chained up in my cellar
Genuine question... Why is Northern England so much indisputably better than the South?
>>67471085
She's like 34
>>67471129
it was like 3 weeks ago
the state of guerrero will be a greater shithole ahhahahaha, thanks based trump
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/11/mexico-braces-trump-deportation-policy-161115081431742.html
>>67471188
>shitty accent
>destitute
>retarded
what do you mean?
>>67471157
I don't know what kind of ASMR is good
It's like knives to my ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=590eorYw9uA
who else is still awake
note: I have filtered the american flag so will not be replying to any of your posts
>>67471195
fine but only cause im desperate
did massive medic actually lose his eye in the chopper explosion, or did BiBo have to remove it just to maintain the illusion
>>67471195
>le trashman
>>67471133
Gonna laugh when Trump uses the full power of the federal government against these people, and suddenly liberals become the ones advocating states' rights.
>>67471056
idk
I've been thinking of starting a new guy
I'm playing my generic survival stealth sniper rn but feel tired with it.
kind of want to make a proper "techy" charecter, made one before but got sidetracked and the institute was a bit shit.
>>67471143
definitely give it a go when you unlock it, it's a lot of fun. desu scout is fucked in bf1, the bullets have a real arc trajectory to them more than bf4 obviously due to some attempts at realism and calibre/design. the only two things you can really do is zero your scope in to the 75, 150 or 300 metre ranges or using a rifle with no scope and being more of an assault scout which actually works really well if you have a decent support who will mortar positions after you flare them
>>67471205
Think you mean:
>GOAT accent
>has character
>charming
You must be thinking of the American South.
>>67471205
>yank
>criticising andybodys accent
>>67471238
Our Northern accents are literally a refined version of your Potatonigger dialect.
>>67471089
railroad actually had some fun missions desu
the institute is so shit, you get no good rewards, a lame follower, a robot kid, and a paintjob.
for the most advanced facility on earth you really can't do jack shit.
can't even send synths on raids or anything.
>>67471238
>TIPPITY TOPPITY MORNIN TO YE LADDIE HOI TE TOI TE TOI HAVE YE SEEN MY LUCKY CHARMS THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS
civil war when?
rebuild hadrians wall
england must get off scot free
>>67471235
Have you played since the update today? It's miles better, AA isn't rape incarnate anymore plus the support class go a big buff. Absolutely dominating here with the lewis gun
South-East independence NOW
why is the 'th' sound so controversial...
it's the easiest sound to make
nigel farage has said shit against poles as if they were niggers hahaha
>look for suicide threads
>beg them for money before they blow their brains out
>profit???
>>67471269
railroad are just too noncey for me. tbf though all of the main questline is pretty meh. why they thought the kid thing was a good idea, I'll never know. I mean you spend more time getting to and sympathising with kellogg than you do with your spouse yet then you're expected to deal with an entire main questline about them
>>67470715
>>67470840
Business idea: drink 2 cans of soda and then throw the empty cans at your bedroom wall
don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
outside the libe smokin a tab
Hey! Get down from there!
>>67471311
Thoughts?
thanks god, my state doesn't rely on illegal immigrants
so is paz dead or not
just purchased some penis pills
>>67471389
hahahahah how can you type this without a head haha
>>67471347
Photo shopped
>>67471360
stupid as fuck how northerners call cigs tab
67471379
6/10
*Watches an anime*
>>67471407
why are you up kev
>>67471422
keep it down, alright?
is it gay to suck off your bro in a platonic way?
>>67471430
fucked up sleep pattern ini
i play xbox till 4 without fail haha XD
>>67471452
fifa isn't a real game
>>67471444
it's called a brojob
>>67471118
Yeah probably though if be ashamed a bit
Thicc girls are the comfiest sex
And cuddling is like laying on a sexy pillow
'llo lads
gonna quit smoking after this pack
dumb aussie frogposter
>>67471465
so it's not gay?
How do I approach a girl I like who I see in my lectures
>>67471482
hahahaha how can you type this without a head hahahah
Just spent about two hours learning about land speed records. Thanks /brit/
>>67471515
dumbfuck
>>67471525
take it back