Now this is a real pizza

>>67461054
Hi I'm a wealthy retired Romanian spending my pensioner years in Hungary and what is this?

>>67461054

Where's the butter dip ?

And no Tabasco ?

That looks like it tastes like greasy garbage

No, that's a greasy spongy excuse for food

neck yourself immediately

>>67461743
>>67461709
nope

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>>67461054
Why do you put salami on pizza and why do you call it peperoni when feferon is something completely different from salami?

>>67461054
ananas belong on pizza

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No bananas

And no anchovies, please.

>>67461054
Good cheese, plentiful pepperoni, good thick crust

Shitty cheese break and tomato sauce leakage at the crust-pizza border.

7/10, would eat

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>>67461054
Too small.

would eat/10

>>67462237
Corn doesn't.

>>67462392

NO CAPERS
I'm talking at YOU, Switzerland

>>67462346
That pizza looks retarded good if you know what I mean

>>67461054
I'm going to puke.

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>>67462308
>not going full dessert

>>67463061
why

>>67463061
>Italian pizza
>Just burnt plain flat bread with salty tomato sauce and greasy cheese

>>67461054
Podesta approves.

>>67461743
I've had British "pizza"
You have no room to talk.

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>>67461054
My pizza

>>67463073
>your dick will never be that pizza

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>american pizza

>>67461709
you sound like you believe that food tastes like it looks

>>67461709
>complaining that pizza is greasy
might as well complain that bears shit in the woods

>>67462158
>slovenian expert on pizza

>>67463061
>It's a Mario Belladonna acts like a pretentious twat about pizza episode

>>67467932
wtf is the orange crap on top?

>>67463073
I want to fuck that.

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Now this is a real pizza.

>>67470735
The girl is cute, too.

>>67470831
Are these posts jokes or is that what euros literally eat?

>>67470882
Why would that be a joke it's fucking amazing.

>>67470882
We have donair pizaa here too
>>67470898
this

Foreigners who aren't Italians have no room to talk on this matter.

>>67470882
No it's worse, many Euro's eat frozen pizza from Aldi.

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>>67468231
>It's a Mario Belladonna acts like a pretentious twat about pizza episode
Pizza threads are made just to bait Italians. I only come to these cancerous threads to imagine them flailing their brown arms about in disgust.

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"What's Swedish pizza like?" - Dan Gheesling winner of season 10 US Big Brother and season 14 runner up.

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>>67471270
Like this, Dan

>>67471270
>losing against an /sp/ poster

Only real pizza is in Italy.

>>67471307
This.

>>67470685
Looks like some kind of spicy mayo, could be good.

>>67471083
>imagine them flailing their brown arms about
Don't you get enough of that from watching one talk..?

>>67471283
No that says it's from Dubai you fucking idiot.

>>67471332
look at this self hating sack of shit

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Losing weight's not hard once you start, as long as you're being persistent.

If you're into eating trash and think it would be hard to quit outright, start exercising first.

Tons of fat people I know start by doing pointless aerobic exercises or muscle shit, that won't help you because you're disgusting and your body gave up on you years ago.

What you need is cardio, cardio and once again, cardio.

Go for a short run, start with twice a week, then go to 3 times a week, then four. Watch out for any muscle injury by making sure you're not running too hard or too far.

Never go too hard on your body, especially when your body is made of literally shit.

Next week, expand the distance, then start slowly expanding the distance more with every week.
As for diet, never eat too much before exercise, don't eat few hours before sleep, + focus most of your calories on mornings.

It's not exactly healthy, but I used to be fat and I know how you people think. You can't quit cold turkey, so just start by eating smaller rations and eating the most in the mornings, and the least in the evenings, while doing cardio.

Give up on the worst, most disgusting junk food in favor of less disgusting junk food such as CP. Try eating veggies, but don't eat too much fruit. I suggest starting with veggies you get in your junk food, stuff like tomatoes and corn, you'll start getting curious about others once you see positive results to your diet, trust me.

This one's the most important when it comes to junk food though; if you do eat it, avoid the sauces. No more mustard, mayo, ketchup etc. etc. that shit must go in favor of tomatoes, salads etc. etc.

Getting rid of all urge to eat sauces must be your top priority.
Also when it comes to cardio, start by walking faster.

Just a little bit to get used to being exhausted, or as how it will feel like to you - the excruciating pain that comes with being tiny little bit exhausted.

Be persistent!
Have hope!
You can do it!
Good luck!

>>67471597
>not recommending HIIT
Doing a three times a week regimen of 5 repetitions of 1min of walking and 15sec of sprinting helped me lose weight 2-3 times faster than jogging 5km three times a week. It takes up a lot less time.

>>67471743
it may work for some, but definitely not for everyone. need to find out whatever works for you.