/brit/ - DUDE SHOES LMAO: Edition

>de gay

anime is for squares

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*knocks on your door*

putin will sit next to hitler, stalin and mao in the afterlife

You lads gonna watch the footy in 45 bings?

>>67454469
will the men kick the ball?

>>67454459
*Waits for you to go away*

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how did you find my gf

>>67454459
fast food ruined his skin

>>67454491
>>67454372
Ah yes, Australians.

>Missed the autistic greentext story thread
Fuck SAKE

>>67454553
bet you loved that didn't you, you little gimmickster.

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IT'S OVER FOR THE GLOBALISTS

>>67454635
is he semi ironic or not i never actually watched him

can't believe I share the world with people who take alex jones seriously

actually cannot wait to spend my evening watching 22 millionaires kick an inflated ball of leather around a field for 90 minutes. Not including half time of course where I'll be treated to some top-notch analysis of the millionaires, how they're playing and what they're doing wrong by a panel of experts, consisting of course of millionaires.

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>>67454667
hes completly serious about everything he says

>>67454678
i say we take those millionaires wages and give them to the soldiers and junior doctors

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>>67454678
Where should all the money go in your opinion?

>>67454675
>france

your flag fades more by the day

>>67454519
Yes he will

>>67454667
He's 100% correct on everything.

>Go on Tinder date
>Go on two with same girl
>Says she's not interested after 2nd date
>Okay.jpg
>3 weeks pass
>Messages me out of the blue with some bullshit. Just a reason to talk.
>Ask her what she really wants.
>Says she made a mistake, wants a 3rd date. Invites herself over to mine to cook me dinner
>Comes over, we chat a bit and watch TV.
>Eat dinner
>Watch some more TV and chat
>Put my arm out on the sofa to kind of invite her in
>Moved to other end of sofa
>Show ends, makes excuses an leaves
>Doesn't reply to message next day

Fuck this dating bullshit. Might as well literally another species..

Worst of all I spent literally 10 hours cleaning my flat because it was an absolute tip.

just did a chipper

Having a go of Black Ops III on the PS4 lad

>>67454665
I'm the fuckin Da Vinci of rolling fags

>>67454711
why to our brave boys fighting in raghead country obviously mate

footballers let you down every week. Soldiers? never let you down.

>>67454707
right you are son

listening to music about God, or Gott as germans like to call Him

taking my daily dose of Brain Force™ lads

>>67454771
I played MW1 Remaster yesterday, brought back the mems

>>67454785
Timestamp

>>67454785
looks a bit loose by the filter

fucking politicians. put them on footballers wages and see how fast things change

>>67454675
the question is
does alex take himself seriously

what's my social security number?

>>67454714
fuck off yank

>>67454675
I did enjoy Eric Andre crashing his speech

>>67454815
Can you get the remaster by itself or do I have to buy infinite warfare? really not interested in that

>it's a "Anon has to lock away his knives, empty glass bottles and belts in the drawer in the living room so he doesn't try to hurt/kill himself"

Ah, yes. "depression".
Does the ride ever end?
I'm going to end up self harming tonight. I fucking guarantee it. Fucking kill me.

wallet is empty
cupboard is bare
body is starving
mind is dead

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>+ degrees
Time to put the parka back in the wardrobe, lads.

redpill me on ziggy stardust

need a bf

>>67454739
Boo hoo go fuck yourself you white faggot. Go be a little self-worshiping crackkker, you Satan-worshiping piece of worthless shit. You think you're a good guy? You're not. You're a bad person. Everyone is bad except for Almighty god.'m sorry for you, your parents must be complete retards. And you think you can spit on this peaceful and prosperous land built by my people who worshiped Jesus/God since arriving here thousands of years before you neanderthal cave beasts and you think you can worship Satan on this land? You should be hanged, faggot. You better be a good little boy. We're a lot less lenient than that white faggots like you. We want a comfy society for people who worship God. If you are unwilling to submit to Jesus, the one true God, we will destroy you. If we were like Jesus, we would let you overcome us, but we are flawed sinners, who want to live in a comfy society. If you want to worship your own power instead of thanking God and repenting, if you want to worship your own strength, I'm sorry for the pain you will feel. You will pay for the 'sins of our past', crackkker. God forgives those who repent. If you think that was bad, our damage output is going to be off the charts after all these years of being held down by the satanic establishment. Try us, little bitch

>>67454893
ahahahaha you fucking sad act cunt

>boo hoo I'm so sad

get over yourself

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the so-called gf

just copped a kindle lads

please recommend me a good book about the British empire that's not written from a leftie perspective

>>67454924
Need someone to suck my dick on the dl

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>>67454893

>>67454893
buy a huge bottle of expensive liquor and drink it all

>>67454909
Why would an Irishman post the word "starving" when it is almost guaranteed to garner a potato famine related response?

>>67454675
He's like the pro wrestling of politics.

fuck me lads I fucking miss being a student and drinking those 3 for £5 big bottles of beer on a weeknight and smoking rollies

FUCK

if the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting

and if the tories cared, they'd tax the bankers the bonuses 90%

>>67454966
i'll do that for you

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will I ever find love lads?

Is Estonia a good country to live in? them and the others don't seem to come over here in droves like the Polish do.

>>67454976
They're not that bothered by it
>>67454999
Where lad?
Love how much the gays really appreciate a man's cock. Women take it for granted tbqh

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>Female 'comedians'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m595hMxXou0

>Donald Trump has seen aliens
>Donald Trump knows who killed JFK
>Donald Trump knows how evil Hillary really is
>Donald Trump knows what happens in Area 51
>Donald Trump knows the world's darkest secrets just by memeing his way up to the top

>>67454997
*applause*

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>Expresso

>>67454997
at the end of the day mate if all the eton tories who went to harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually

Having a cup of exprexxo, lads

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>>67454893
>Fucking kill me
sounds like you already have that taken care of mate

>>67455022
>multibillionaire
>not already at the top

wat

>>67455005
It's true that Estonians dont really go to the UK. As far as I've heard people only go there for Cambridge uni.

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What did he mean by this?

>>67455022
Donald Trump hasn't even read Faust by Goethe so I can't take him serious

>>67455018
N. London

even better when it's a str8 guys cock

>>67455022
Lee Harvey oswald killed JFK.

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Fucking PS4 and it's updates, doing my noggin

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>>67454977

>>67455022
doubt it was that extreme, probably more like

>look at all the covert shit russia is doing to us, now you can see why we're acting so hostile to them
>look at why we negotiated with iran, in our best interests
>look at how fucked the economy is

then he realised he won't be able to do half the shit he promised

>>67455087
calculated risk

>>67455072
Business isn't politics
And apple isnt an orange
>>67455095
Shit out of luck lad, too far away
Ahh well, worth a try

Really getting bored of how Bremainers/Anti-Trump supporters etc give interviews telling us why we voted against them.
"It was a protest vote!"
"They wanted change no matter who it was"
"They voted X because they were angry!"
Etc

FUCK OFFFFFF

How would you describe the exact feeling of getting a (You)?

Seeing the thread update and that little red exclamation point

What would you compare the feeling to?

>>67455022
>implying they told him anything
they told pence. trump will be gone within the year.

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think i'll apply for a job building the wall lads

>>67455005
here's your answer >>67455078

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>>67455072
He's totally anti-establishment, bro!

>>67455094
Zwei Seelen wohnen, ach! in meiner Brust"

>Apply for grad scheme
>Scheme application date passes
>They remove both the apply button and log in so I can't see where my application is up to

ah yes, very impressive.

>>67455121
business people are higher up than politicians. why do you think politicians suck them off for taxes and investment

>>67455133
I don't care about (You)s, so they naturally come to me.

>>67455133
Like when you think you've eaten all the malteasers and then you see one more at the bottom of the packet

OI BOOK NERDS ANSWER ME
>>67454965
>>67454965
>>67454965

>>67455121
:'(

>>67455094
unless you have listened to Faust by Faust then I can't take /you/ serious

>>67454830
Can confirm it smoked v well
>>67454815
I'm not timestamping a fuckin rollie

saw some speccy twat playing Pokemon Go today LOL

>>67455200
a completely impartial history of britain

>>67455005
>them and the others don't seem to come over here in droves like the Polish do.

The Poles outnumber the Estonians by over thirty to one in their home countries lad.

I mean sure, ten countries joined the EU in 2004, but if you look at their population then the Poles were over 50% of the lot.

>>67455172
Trillionaires are higher yes
Trump is not a trillionaire
>>67455201
Cheer up lad. I'll fill you with my seed in the next life

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>>67455158
Wtf I'm moving to Estonia now.

>>67455087
>"At least I'll go down as a president"
>*drops mic*
>*pics up mic*
>I'd like to congratulate president-elect trump

This is why I'm glad trump won because of everyone putting everything on their sleeve with their opinions

>>67455200
go ask /lit/ you bottomfeeding cretin

Some ordered a nice big pizza and a juicy burger from the pakis lads phwoar cannot WAIT for it to get here

>>67455244
no one is a trillionaire you spastic Lol

>>67455219
but I did though

How do I tell good chips from bad chips?

>>67454667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpiUfb7adPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw

>>67455272
Google the Rothschilds

>>67455299
By the taste?

>>67455094
well I have read Faust by Goethe and I must say that I was not impressed.

Goethe clearly plagiarised Dickens' Christmas carol but made it gay and German.

>>67455200
the famine plot by tim pat coogan

>>67455299
Depends. What sort of chip are you on about?

>>67455299
Tayto = good
Walkers = bad

>>67455276
did you like it

>>67455305
chillax with the red pills bro the world ain't ready for this

>>67455343
the ones that come with the fish

scoffed on my own knob earlier. Spaffed down my throat aruuuuuu

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>>67455219

>>67455310
May you please provide the source of their trillions? Much obliged.

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>Wife of Vince McMahon shortlisted for Trump's cabinet

dear oh dear

>>67455200
http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf

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>>67455158
>>67455247

>Teen prostitution is legal in Estonia
Excuse me?

>>67455200
Mein Kampf

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>>67455166
>be Polish
>BSc in Poland paid for by Polish taxpayer
>MSc in UK paid for by EU taxpayer
>PhD in UK paid for by UK taxpayer
>got UK citizenship at the start of the year
>mfw I voted Leave

>>67455362
yea

>>67455394
Banking

>>67455396
probably a good choice. wives are usually the brains of the team

like yoko ono

>>67455437
>source

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>>67454965
Dreadnought
White Mughals
Empire
A History of the English-Speaking Peoples
The Isles
The Great Game: The Struggle for Empire in Central Asia
The Empire Project (my favorite)

>>67455420
Have you integrated?

>>67455396
She's apparently the main business brain behind WWE.

Would be a decent choice IMO

Considering getting weed print bedsheets ironically

>>67455396
stephanie was one of my first waifus

>>67455392
not seen that in a while
tbf those groups are pretty seminal and were incredibly original (and still release the occasional thing)

>>67455384
Right. The perfect chip shop chip:
>Not too greasy
>Firm but not too soft or hard
>Soft potato texture
>Good balance between potato and outer chip part

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Does this girl do anything else besides the animu gag on cock face?

>>67455462
it is true that john lennon started making good music once he did it with yoko ono

imma start screamin

Lads, I will buy a pizza from dominoes for the first person to tell me how to log in to the graduate scheme for bank of England.

You can have any pizza up to 20 quid. I've passed the first stages but their emails don't link to the log in and I can't find the log in bit for their grad scheme.

>>67455499
Depends on what you mean by that, but sure.

>>67454888
Unfortunately it only comes with Infinite

>>67455560
no

>No food in the house
>don't want to drive
>dominoes is buy one get one free but don't want two pizzas
>Indian and Chinese only have free delivery over £10
>The chipperia does delivery but the chips there are shit

Why don't McDonalds or KFC do delivery?

>>67455200
Niall Ferguson's Empire is alright 2bh

>>67455409
does 90 apply to whites

>>67455571
>dominoes
I'd rather a bag full of feces thanks

>>67455571
phone them up and ask to be put through to the people who handle arrogant students

>>67455577
Do you have English friends is a good indicator, do you?

>>67455596
Doesn't BK deliver in Britland?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11659565

http://www.strawpoll.me/11659565

http://www.strawpoll.me/11659565

>>67455571
https://atsv7.wcn.co.uk/saf/login.cgi?SID=b3duZXI9NTAyNzczNSZvd25lcnR5cGU9ZmFpciZqY29kZT0xNjE0Njg0JnBvc3RpbmdfY29kZT03NzMm

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new shoes lads

>>67455596

get the dominoes and have the other pizza tommorow

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>>67455621
Noice

>>67455571
There's like 2 people on this thread with jobs and like 3 people on /brit/ with somewhat decent life prospects

Doubtful anyone knows about that 2bh

>>67455621
Nonce

>>67455596
>chipperia
>not chipperz

https://youtu.be/kgBisJ_z6gk?t=16

banging

>>67455533
Yeah, not hating on them. Some of them are just funny and I got them saved from back I still browsed /mu/.

>>67455634
mine does

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>>67455621

>>67455641
Can I ask how you found it?

And for fuck sake, what fucking pizza do you want and where do you want it delivering?

>>67455639
Who's the other lad?

>>67455596
i wanted to order a kebab but dont have any money on me

Torn between getting a new Barbour coat or a PS4 with BF1

On one hand I need a decent winter coat but on the other I really fucking want BF1

>>67455605
>whites
What else is there in Estonia?

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Give me a solid pizza idea
4 toppings max

>>67455533
>post 1975 krautrock
shan't

>>67455729
Russians

>>67455724
BF1 is sub-par, get a coat and wait for the patches.

>>67455639
draft an agreement in principle subject to further discretion

Were the beatles on drugs

>>67455645
sick union jacks, mate

>>67455731
Double bacon, single ham, single pepperoni

>>67455759
who isn't

>>67455697
I googled 'log in to the graduate scheme for bank of England', clicked on the first link, then jobs & apply, then 'Apply for our PhD Internship'.

I've just had a roast dinner m8, don't worry about the pizza.

>>67455614
A few, mostly derived from work though (I'm a uni lecturer).

I'm certainly part of the general British society rather than any Polish community since the latter are overwhelmingly working class and rather insular. The only Poles I know in the UK are other academics.

>>67455705
me dad

>>67455731
Pineapple
Bacon
Canadian Bacon

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>>67455677
i still have a folder of comics and shit from there (about half of them are 'hm today i'll X')

>>67455731
tuna
peppers
prawns
spinach

on thin crust

>>67455487
Just copped the empire project solely on your recommendation

£12.48 for a fucking text file, liberties

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>Virgin puts in order for 10 supersonic planes that can get you to New York from London in 3.5 hours and Australia in 8

CONCORDE'S BACK LAD

>>67455671
lool fucking hell why are the standards for uk rap so low
how does this guy get a platform to just spend the whole time shouting interrogative pronouns

>>67455780
I'm not.

>>67455801
I always order pineapple desu
usually bacon strips, jalapeno, pineapple

Do Brits get an option to add guac?

>>67455795
Wow, top lad desu.

Thank you

>>67455798
Alright, I'm sure you're intelligent enough to know you are not the sort of people we want to leave.

>>67455844
like where where where how did we get right there
what what what where
nah who what where
like nah nah nah
who and what and where

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2016/nov/15/network-rail-pulls-amnesty-posters-on-human-rights-act

Thoughts lads?

>>67455420
>>PhD
in what

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The so-called scran has arrived

Beef with tomatoes
Duck in plum sauce
Crab soup
Chips, rice, prawn crackers
Pepsi and ice cream for afters

>>67455684
lucky

>>67455853
np, good luck with the application

>>67455795
Nice fella

>>67455776
>>67455801
>>67455814
>>67455851
FOM

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>>67455844
outrageous implication

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2H0mXC2Wbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuV_cyckCqY

>>67455883
pretty grim choices ngl

>>67455843
Good thing the £5,000 tickets will only be £10,000 factoring in inflation for when the service starts in 2030

elite opinion: the albums between Yoko Ono and Lennon (particularly Unfinished Music 1 & 2) were miles ahead everything the beatles had done

>>67455883
skin broke out just reading this

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the gf (left)

>>67455834
its a solid book
>tfw reading reviews online, people giving low source because its too "pro-empire" or "racist"

lol
it helps if you already know a bit about British history though because he will mention things sometimes and assume you know of it already.

the Great Game one is also top notch.

>>67455883
don't look great uesz

going to eat it all yourself?

>>67455924
santandave is great but 99% are awful

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>>67455804
>Don stepped outside
Same. Some are pretty funny ngl.

>>67455729
curious as to whether it only applied to minorities or not
because i could see that kind of exception being made in the west
>>67455750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3fRL5TZv4M
this collab tho
there is some good kraut-influenced stuff coming out still but yeah the early work of those groups will never be topped

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>>67455883
>crab soup

honestly why - why would you EVER get seafood from a chinese, let alone crab and let alone that fucking anaemic dish water looking pile of shite they've spat into that cup

>>67455950
alri scaruffi

Need to write a 1000 word discussion on the pharmacology of treatments for alcohol abuse but really can't be fucked desu

>>67455962
me on the right

>>67455945
haha look at him go!

I will only accept Sara commieposting

>>67455950
I agree
the Beatles were at there best the more nutty and independent Lennon became
McCartney was an old school rocker but not really an artist.

>>67455645
v cute w2c

pink floyd are incredibly boring

>>67455930
>being poor

will actually buy your nan and send her to timbuktu if you ever dare reply to me again

>>67455994
*does you from behind while using your pigtails as handles*

>>67455768
cheers senpai means they were made in england x

>>67455928
>>67455959
Bad lads

>>67455968
Picture never does it justice, it's well nice and yes I shall be, only meal I'm having today though.

>>67455982
They could spit in anything, who knows. Crab soup is lovely.

>>67455883
FOM

>People will pay more for a pdf of a book than for the actual book in physical form delivered the next day

baka

>>67456007
hate her ever since i found out how small her head is

>>67455989
didn't know he had the same opinion as me

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never forget lads

https://twitter.com/dxrren_/status/797870060895207424

me on the left

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>>67455883
>Chips

>>67456021
new balance website made in uk section

what what what what where

like who what what what where like where where where

>>67456050
that 'crab' has never been within 60 miles of the ocean and has probably been sitting under the fridge for the last 10 months

>>67456052
no they won't

>>67456052
dont believe you deu

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>>67455883
grim
>>67455976
>tfw Washer
dan comics are best though

>>67456030
Middle class as fuck lad, but I'll happily sit in the flying tin can for an extra two hours to save £4600

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>>67455976
I have so many /mu/ comics

>>67455755
As they are citizens the answer is yes.

Also as to the "non whites" part of the question:

This isnt the US. We dont shoot people immigrants who get trafficed over the border (They usually are Vietnamese being smuggled by Russians to Estonia so that they could go to Poland).

But human trafficing has pretty much gone to an end now and a special force was assembled for the border guard after the abduction of an Estonian agent on the border.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkS50_Gfig&t=60s

>>67456094
rare tim

that's going in the folder

>>67456064
why did she do this if she hates us for being bigots??

>>67456111
I realise it's not going to be fresh mate, it's still nice though

Unironically just dropped my rice container, only got a spoonful left fuck sake

>>67456094
Chinese chips are best

>>67456064
Reckon she would fuck me if I met her irl and told her I'm on /brit/? I have a 8" dick

>>67456114
>he actually types out d e s u
Runt

>>67456091
top dad

>>67456120
for rich important people like myself, time is money (just kidding, all it means is that I can get to my penthouse apartment quicker)

fuck off you utter povvo bet you've never even been higher than premium economy

unironically listening to drum & bass in 2016

>>67456209
good lad

>>67455879
Computational biology.

>>67455860
Sure.

Just saw some mong drop his rice container in Greggs

Howling

>>67456189
what's wrong sepnia

Lads I rang up a company I'd like to work for and they said to leave a number and somebody will call me back.

I thought they were fobbing me off but the next day somebody actually rang me back and talked about my experience and said it sounded good and asked me to send a CV and he'll take it to the company owner.

I sent it him and he didn't reply for a few days before sending me an email saying he's been out of office but he will take it to the owner/managing director and come back to me soon.

Does it sound genuine? Seems almost too nice to go to of his way like that.

>>67456209
shoot me a chune lad

>>67456114
>he types out desu

never seen anything so runty

>>67456209
like every normal human being should do

>>67456099
thanks mate

>>67455843
how fast did concorde get to NY?

>>67456235
baka desu senpai

>>67456228
>Computational biology

Nice

>>67456228
why would you come here if your life was in any way decent?

can't fathom it

>>67456243
They have autist hiring quotas

like what what where

tfw going through town with your sister and pretending you have a gf

Got called a mong in Gregg's earlier, lads

Just told some absolute spacker that I'd show his shitty CV to my boss aha what am I like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqAbgqYgOwg check this choon

>>67456201
The only actual rich person (proper rich, not just upper middle class) to ever post on /brit/ was Craven, and he wasn't actually rich at all

POST SARA I DEMAND IT

>>67456176
rosy hates us, aisha doesn't

>>67456243
Nice people exist see
>>67455795
>>67455913

>>67456115
>Dan comics
wew throwback

>>67456140
Almost wish I could go back to finding /mu/ funny

>>67456260
Only if it's techstep :^)

England's Brave Wayne Rooney crashed my wedding and told us we could take pics with him

The fucking shitfaced ogre

might write a letter to a famous person

dunno who though

big dave cameron, see how he's holding up maybe, what's his address again? 10 downing street?

got filmed hooking up with this yank bird haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiZH5eH5eDw

>>67456305
shut the fuck up

>>67456268
about the same, 3.5 hours

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>>67456257

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alri

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>>67456244
https://soundcloud.com/metnemdubs/mtnm004-a-war-bismuth-feat-sk4nz

>>67456339
went on discogs to buy torque but the shipping drives prices up to $30 at least
JUST

Need a new national anthem it should be Jerusalem

Got told to shut the fuck up in /brit/ just now, lads

>>67456376
almost certainly has a willy but if it approached me after I'd had a few jars I'd consider bumming it

got road rage last week and chased a man half way across my county before he finally got away

think i might have issues

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>>67456319
craven wasn't rich he just worked in a stately home and pretended he was rich

>>67456393
*fucks you in*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37988508

God I hate autists so fucking much

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/war-on-drugs-british-medical-journal-heroin-cannabis-cocaine-a7417171.html

British Medical Journal calls for legalisation of drugs

>>67456396
>think i might have issues

Then get help

http://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/psychpedia/compulsive-lying

>>67456268
About 4 hours I believe

Was kind of a meme thing though. It was only really used by businessmen 'cause it cost significantly more than first class for a regular flight and the conditions on it were worse than economy.

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>>67456339

>>67456355
what a weirdo, no wonder she cheated

>>67456398
Is he wearing a concealer?
His skin looks weird

>>67456395
>a few jars
Alri seamus

anyone seen my gf?


she's been missing all my life

Post the most British meme

>>67456427
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37988508

>Ben refuses to drink from any other vessel
>reply from Australia days later

So his son is dead or they're fucking lying.

>>67456393
you think you're hot shit repeating this fucking ancient gimmick all the time? no one is impressed, it's arrow in the knee-tier tired gimmickry at this point

going shops bye

>>67456429
desu legalization is what helped stop the drug epidemic in China after the Opium wars

ironic that Chinese countries are all super strict about drugs now.

>>67456429
DUDE

>>67456429
>tfw i can do pic related with my CZ 58 and weed card

so this is what they meant when they said freedom

fuck da opps

>>67456427
>The dad-of-three, whose two other children also have special needs
neurons are in overdrive

>>67456481
apparently the cup is still good but only has a few weeks left from the time of writing

got up a bit earlier to have a chat with the you lads before work

>>67456453
Face gets me every time

>>67456384
Honestly, that's not as much as I would have expected (still expensive, tho).

>>67456429
>"""""""""medical cannabis"""""""""""
I fucking swear that is the biggest bullshit. Ive seen rallies here too of people wanting weed legalized for "medical purposes" and guess who the participating demograph is?

A bunch of fucking snot-nosed stoner twats who arent even old enough to show their faces on TV.

>>67456481
>Tommee Tippee also said it had a dedicated team looking for the cup in its archive of product samples
>a dedicated team

toplel

>>67456290
Much nicer being an academic at a Russell group uni than in Poland.

Also in the Brexit context you could say I have hedged my bets. I still have my Polish citizenship so on the off chance Britain goes to shit I can go to the EU.

>>67456502
>weed card

Explain

STOP killing the mandem please

>>67456490
I was referencing this post>>67456229

Do not make the mistake of overestimating how much your opinion matters to me

doing windmills with my willy

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>>67456327
>rosy hates us
is it because no one finds her pretty
>>67456339
it's better now i don't visit often since i don't care as much about how shitty the quality has gotten
it's a shame though

>>67456429
I hope it stays illegal

me => you

>>67456545
Card that the doctor gives you which says 2this person is ill and I have prescribed da weed - no arresting dis nigga

could are nige get a cabinet job in yank land?

>>67456520
Fucking this, I've read the reports too, they say that cannabis can be used as a painkiller when all other methods fail and the patient is in distress.

It wouldn't apply to fucking druggies I don't know why they back it. They don't give a shit about medical purposes they just want to smoke it for fun.

>>67456412
Very few aristos are solvent m8

Between the cost of running a stately mannor, inheritance tax, having to maintain an expensive lifestyle and weath no longer being tied to land ownership most artistocratic families in the UK are in debt. Only a few who lucked out and had the foresight to have ancestors who owned London (Grosvenor) are rich in net terms

Just got shot by an arrow in the knee in Greggs lads

>>67456555
apologies x

>>67456529
i meant 4chan. it's a waste of a successful life

>>67456561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYH8QZ1mGg

New

just made the new thread lads

not going to link it though hehe

you have to work for this one x

>>67456545
in canada if you go to a doctor and tell him your back hurts you can get a prescription to smoke marijuana

i buy my weed for $5 a gram from a dispensary

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>>67456554
>>67456561