>anon, I'm bored what do you do ?

poop in your coffee

>>67452789
Hi bored, I'm dad.

Let's go see a movie together bb

>>67452789
fug her pucci.

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>talking to a girl
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying

"How the fuck did I end up here?"

>>67452789
Uhh, you don't get to bring friends

let me lick your toes

>only faggots would disagree

>>67452789
was getting bored part of your master plan?

Explain to her how china is ripping america off in trade and that I hope Le Pen is becomes president

watching your black armpit

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>>67452911
of course!

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can you keep eye contact?

http://www.thedatingsimulator.com/

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>>67452901
this

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

"Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, right?"

I continue monologuing like that until she gets creeped out and leaves

>>67452870
WAS GETTING BORED PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>67452789
people who get bored are unintelligent, fuck off

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>take off your clothes anon, I want to see your muscles !

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>people who get bored are unintelligent, fuck off

>>67453197
It's the exact opposite my Estonian qt

>>67453244
no, you're wrong, that's a fact. people who get bored easily are fucking dumb

>>67453287
Pretty sure retards don't get bored, they just lick the bus window and laugh to themselves
Intelligent people require constant stimulation

>>67453244
nope, your wrong

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>>67452789
Shut the fuck up and suck my dick

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>>67453371
>>67453287
you guys are wrong
>>67453342
(you) are right

>>67453342
intelligent people have a mind to keep them preoccupied. retards are the ones who need constant visual auditory sensory theater of stimulation to not feel "bored"

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>>67453416
[citation needed]

>>67453503
first you ask for citations, then you ask for money with your sad monkey face. enough!

>>67453342
too intelligent to get bored in silence moments while unintelligent needs talk a lot to estimulate their brain

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>>67453550
>tfw two intelligent too be a sad monkey

>>67453416
A child will create a world in his own head, to stave off boredom
If an intelligent person doesn't have access to a source of stimulation, they'll get bored

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>>67453503

>>67453550
>enough!
Woah woah woah! slow down kid, now puta that gun down so nobody gets hurt

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>>67453676
delet

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>>67453660
only an intelligent child is able to create a world in its mind, the unintelligent will have to rely on what is offered

>>67453769
All children have an imagination m8

>>67453833
not sure about those who are born potaters

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>>67453905
No need to bring the Irish into this lad

>>67452789
Go for a Ride at the back of the cowshed?

>>67452789
Masturbate and put the cream into that drink.

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things. Like love and law and poverty, these are the things that kill me.

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>>67456161
Didn't expect to see Smiths lyrics here.. feck's sake Coutinho. Now I'm sad again.

>>67452789
Take a gander at that nose

>>67453244
if a grils enthusiasm depends solely on your tlaking skills and not on her interests then yOuRe In FoR aWild RidE KidO

>>67452789

"Let's go back to my place, I'm going to show you some cool animations I've been working on."

>>67452890
this

>>67456291

The answer is easy tbqh

"because I'm shy"

(also very average looking)

Being funny, clever and entertaining has no value whatsoever if you can't prove it without warming up to someone first (which can take weeks)

>>67452789
>what do you do ?
Literally just say whats on your mind.

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>>67461393
48 posts for a somewhat acceptable answer

>>67457671
I'm actually quite good looking, but I can't talk to attractive women at all, I never know what to say.

>>67461934
honestly just small talk. think of it like distracting yourself and her while you're warming up those engines. you can say anything you'd be willing to talk about with an employer, just don't say nothing when the time arrives. K.I.S.S. keep it simple stupid.
Pro tip, if you can't think of anything to say about yourself, try talking about her.

>>67452789
nothing much just watching a German scheisse video for shits and giggles (pun intended)

>>67461519
That's probably the least acceptable answer for most people on 4chan. But it might be funny.

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>>67452789

>tfw too smart to talk with girls

IQ 145 here