/brit/

>de gay

/éire/

anime

>>67452255

Can a bong help anglicize a name?

https://youtu.be/hD00VxijWlo

raah this choons wavey bruv

plymouth is actually an alright place

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>be me 1 year ago
>fat, ugly, socially awkward khhv
>start dieting and doing a bit of of excercise
>be me about 5 months ago
>still overweight, but feeling good about my self and very confident
>still khhv though
>begin making new friends, chatting up girls
>start talking with 7/10 girl at my bus stop
>eventually become great friends
>no longer handholdless
>get so close that i feel comfortable enough in asking her out
>no longer kissless
>we become a lowkey couple, only our group of friends know
>i get too cocky
>get a little too close with this 8/10 in one of my classes
>she's definitely into me (i do not know why, i might have lost weight but im still only a 4/10)
>i give in
>i begin seeing her
>she belongs to a different friend group, these groups aren't aware of eachother
>i dont worry, figuring its unlikely ill be found out
>both girls start telling me that we'll fuck soon
>im on top of the world
>BUT THEN
>one of my friends sees me with the girl he doesnt know about saturday
>i begin shitting myself
>beg him not to tell
>tells me to fuck off
>does it right in front of me on his phone
>absolute massive shitstorm ensues
>both gfs are mad af, promptly begin spreading how much of a cunt i am
>both friend groups abandon me
>LITERALLY everyone knows by monday
>today even one of my lecturers gave me banter

>still a virgin

Honestly the worst I've ever felt. I flew too close to the sun... and I was doing so good. I haven't even wallowed in this place for months now. I just did in a tub of Ben and Jerry's. I really don't think I could recover from this so long as I'm still in the same city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw&t=330s

Fucking Yanks

Ah yes I remember freshers

I broke down crying at one point so a girl had sex with me to cheer me up

reppin' Marx

will not even give that dumb yank prick who just responded to me a (You)
but thanks for mine

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doing a think

how often do you think the follow people masturbate

rosy
sara
aisha
beth

test

>>67452303
KEEP FUCKING LIFTING

>>67452303
Pondering whether you deserved it
Will get back to you after some quiet reflection

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>>67452303
You got too greedy

>Weigh myself this morning
>BMI of 30.1
>Literally on the cusp of not being obese
>Going to head to gym
>Gym clothes are still wet
>See flyer for pizza hut that's been put through the flat door
>End up ordering a fucking garlic butter crust pizza

Fuck my life lads

The self-loathing is real right now

hahahahah fake greentext stories hahahah "erm--your moisturizer is really nice hahah ermmmm

>they're making HS2 longer

why do Tories hate nature?

>want to play some bf1
>2 GB update file

ah yes

>>67452303

Your friend is a faggot.

>>67452367
lol'd at your self control. r u homer simpson

>>67452367
nobody cares about your pathetic failures you pathetic failure

>>67452303
You deserved it
Just don't do it again

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>>67452390
I've been waiting 2 hours now, still another 35 minutes

>>67452389
fuck off nimbycuck

>>67452391
This though, some fucking friend.

You deserved it but still, what a cunt.

>>67452395
Seem to alternate between decent will power and shit will power

I can fast for a day or go to the gym 5 days straight but then I end up binge eating or something fucking stupid

>election every 4 years
>2 year campaign period
>2 month transition
no wonder yanks never get anything done
lazy fucks
british empire 2.0 when

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>>67451559
>>67452278

this

>le epik long winded dragged out completely untrue memetext with punchline faec

murder yourselves

>>67452408
mind if I save this reaction image?

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me before getting groomed by some makeup wearing nonce

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you've arrived in the northern powerhouse

>>67452437
if your willpower is inconsistent, you don't have willpower

if you were serious about losing weight you'd do it properly for half a year with no days where you failed
otherwise you have no right to say that you have good willpower at all

>>67452385
bit rude lad

Multiculturalism is a religion.

>be me
>be in uni
>gone to precisely 4 lectures this semester
>not a fucking clue on the modules


not the only one, r-right?

GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS!! GET YOUR FRESHLY TOASTED AND SALTED GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS! STEP RIGHT HERE FOLKS

please more EPICCCCCC GREENTEXT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>it's a 'people without a british flag telling others to leave' episode

>>67452473
England north of London genuinely makes Scotland look like an earthly paradise

>>67452465
That'll be 20 quid mate

How do you even get a job with 3 other applicants? That's still only a 1/4 chance of getting the job

How do people even get the jobs with 800 other applicants

>>67452529
Just be yourself

>>67452517
FOY

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>its a 'Joe has another one of his meathead UFC/D-list 90s comedy circuit friends on the show' episode

>>67452505
>semester

foy

67452505
no you also join the likes of sara

>>67452529
by having ties with someone already working at that place

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>need to get developed vetting (Top Secret clearance)
>have no friends for them to reference
>have no past partners and am a virgin
>have no social media or online presence

Am I fucked lads

Also I torrent A LOT, but I'm sure there's no way of checking my internet history

>>67452505
its alri lisicki third year sucks wang

>>67452529

be better than the others

>>67452517

Is that Sinead "Irish but Worship Nordic Gods" McCarthy?

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*builds a wall*

>>67452489
Lost 3 stone before coming to uni over a month and a half but put that back on when I started drinking heavily and getting hangover food

I don't think inconsistency means poor willpower. There's studies about showing that willpower's effectively a finite resource, although over time you'll become more and more accustomed to doing what you've been using willpower to do with less willpower.

>>67452464
Trump is reddit personified.

>>67452303
this gave me a chill down my spine as it reminded me of a similar tale i went through when I was just about to enter my adolescence

>13
>meet a girl, 6/10, she's been around but i don't care, she's all over me, lowkey flirting, I'm 13 hormones are all there
>we were kissing and feeling, she's about two years older than me
>i was at the top of the fucking world
>we only shifted (made out) about 3 times
>i start to become interested in another girl as she started to flirt with me, a good 8/10
>i reached for the forbidden fruit by flirting with her and soon the house of cards starts tumbling down
>gf breaks up with me because of the flirting
>never got anywhere with the other girl
>this along with just entering secondary school and failing to get with yet another girl absolutely crushed my confidence going into secondary and I remained a kissless cunt throughout secondary till my final year

Lesson to be learnt is when you have it all don't get greedy

>>67452573
u home office or fco brah

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>>67452595
yes

>>67452620
Army

>>67452596
>builds a ladder

>>67452604
>I don't think inconsistency means poor willpower
you lost 3 stone and a half and put it back on, so due to your inconsistent willpower it's as if you've done nothing at all

stop talking shit and prove me wrong fatass

>>67452529
100 people applied for my job
99 turned up for a small test
20 got interviews
me and 5 others got hired
the other 5 all had family within the company, not a clue how I blagged it

a bit proud of the execution of that gimmick tbqh, lads. heh

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me and my man grandad (yes I'm adopted)

>>67452660
*lights the beacons*

>>67452578
didn't leave my room from friday to monday, was just playing vidya all day

>>67452673

The worse part of this is that you dress up like American Blacks.

>>67452303
>>67452615
>tfw dont have this problem because i have no social skills to speak of anyway
Conflicted feels.

>>67452663
I just eat 'cause I'm sad and sad 'cause I have low self esteem 'cause I'm such a fat fuck because I eat so much tbqh ;_;

>>67452718
why are you begging for sympathy? grow up

>paying 9k a year to not attend lectures

lol

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>>67452708
nah bruv mans got our own swag

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>paying 9k for uni

anyone here done a PhD?

starting one next september

basically just applied it so I can get another four years of uni but I've heard they're quite hard

>>67452737
If you're a fat cunt like you make out, then lose weight and your dick will look bigger.

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>interested in girl
>begin messaging her
>get to know each other for a few days
>ask her out
>make plans for next week
>keep talking in the meantime
>question of past partners comes up
>tell her i dont care how many she's been with to make her more forthcoming
>find out she's dated 30 guys (including first dates and pre-adolescent crap, so it probably comes out to ~8 real relationships)
>thought she meant she's fucked 30 guys
>send her a lengthy message telling her i dont want to see her
>corrects me and says she's been with "8 or 9" guys, so 10 or 11 in female math
>still dont want to date her but i think i could fuck her
>she's extremely pissed that i lied to get her to tell me how many guys she's been with
>try to salvage it
>blocked at the week

>>67452765
i have a PhD in Science

reported him and shan't be giving him any answers

>>67452736
Nah, just reflecting for some reflecting on myself for some reason on an anonymous British thread on the international board of a Japanese/American anime website

I'm fat and depressed but desu I've probably got a better life than you

>>67452773
Nobody cares you fucking yank.

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what kind of bloody fokin prick can be such a fokin lad cunt that has no bollocks mate
COCK UP YA RUBBISH WANKER

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>>67452793
>i have a PhD in Science
>american university subjects

>>67452765
i have a PhD in Maths.

any job i want. 300k starting.

>>67452664
>the other 5 all had family within the company
fucking disgusting

are you a charming 10/10 or something

>>67452765
I have a PhD in Feminist Climate Studies.
AMA

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>>67452812
my PhD in Science allowed me to foresee this exact reply

>>67452807
there's no chance you have a better life than me, i'm 6'2" and built like a sainsbury's self checkout

>>67452765
I have a PHD in fedora posting

>>67452815
have no idea what do people with a math degree actually do
teach math in uni?

>>67452868
>have no idea what do people with a math degree actually do

cant you read? they do anything they want.

>>67452809
thread said to give green text stories so i did

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>master's in chemistry
>very few jobs
>£22k starting

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*surreptitiously opens justeat.co.uk*

>>67452820
I'm pretty average in most aspects of life

>>67452868
They spend the rest of their lives looking for a job for their degree while working at McDonalds.

any anime grime man in

https://youtu.be/TRymQdrZats

>8" in length
>6.5" in girth
>cum within 5 minutes

I genuinely feel guilty that I'm wasting a great cock

>>67452858
Love this gimmick

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sup, can you give me some of your best insults in brittish? It's for science.
>>67452899
Make some meth

>>67452912
but I thought that was only for people in liberal arts? thought STEM = 100% chance of having a high paying job, a big house and a big car as soon as you get out of uni
did someone mock me?

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>>67452923
U wot m8, swear on me mum
>>67452923

>>67452858
yea but I'm rich as fuck and a medical student at Cambridge

>>67452947
R A R E
A
R
E

>>67452737
judging from how you can't look up the most basic stats yourself i'd say you have greater problems to focus on than your micropenis

>>67452947
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RARE FUCKING FLAG

FUCKING MINE

>>67452367
just distract yourself from hunger with something stupid like vidya games.

Just try not to get burned out from exercise or you start to relapse into binge eating again

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>>67452947
RARE
A
R
E

>>67452947
all guadeloupeans should be killed

>>67452973
>>67452989
>>67452999
N E W
E
W

going to wait for oxford to bring back irish studies and i'll get a degree in that

>>67452971
Wow, how can you brag about your terrible life?

I pity you.

I'm 21 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>>67452737
is that while erect or flaccid?

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>Shitterton

lol

>>67452960
One of the chemistry teachers at my school had a PhD from Oxford.

She literally preferred to work for £40k a year at a school 'cause she said all the other jobs she'd had weren't worth how stressful they were for the pay

>>67453035
is your novel semi-autobiographical?

>>67452960
Yea well apparently STEM fields are still in short supply after all these years despite everyone falling for the STEM meme, jews etc.

>>67452971
all the money and qualifications won't stop you from being a fat cunt, that's your responsibility, no matter how much you yell about how much better your life is you'll always look like a disgusting loser to everybody and be completely unrespected unless YOU decide to change this

also concept of a fat medical student leaves me howling

Don't understand Youtubers like Casey Neistat. All he does is record the mundane stuff he does in his day, then he gains followers from that, then he makes revenue from that, which gains him more followers, which gains him free shit from companies, which gains him more followers, which gains him more revenue, which means he doesn't have to worry about work and record the even more random things he does in his day with the new stuff he bought from said revenue.

It's like a perpetuating cycle of nothingness

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479065464947.webm

>who many redpills did you take?
>ALL OF THEM!

>>67453079
>tfw social science master race

>>67453035

>I am also a massive bell-end and cry myself to sleep every night.

>>67453035
>using Creative Writing as a boast in a copypasta

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Feels good lads. didnt know americans could join

>tfw turned 18 in 2010
>dad wanted to take me for my first beer
>I had never had a beer before
>felt really nervous because I was/am a loser with no friends
>dad walks me to his regular pub
>sat me at the table with a bunch of his mates
>really uncomfortable as I sit in silence whilst he gets the beers
>he comes back to the table
>''OK LADS. MY BOY IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MAN''
>slams the beer on the table
>dads mates are pushing me to drink
>his friend Peter speaks
>"Go on lad. You'll have yer dads beer belly soon enough"
>dad starts to 'banter' with his friend Peter
>"I think Peter means you'll have his dads beer belly, because his dad is dead and you will be six feet under after tonights boozing!"
>they are all laughing
>feel pressure
>take one sip of the beer
>fucking hate it
>want to vomit
>meekly spit the beer back into the glass
>dad and friends all silent
>one of his friends chuckles and says "No lad, you swallow the booze"
>dad loudly sighs
>"fucking hell son, you can't go one day without acting like a twat?"
>apologise and ask to leave
>he tells me to just fuck off
>went home and played my PSP all night
>dad came home drunk
>barged into my bedroom and spent 40 minutes telling me how much I shamed him, and told me his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere
>apologise, he doesn't forgive me

>>67452973
>>67452989
>>67452999
literally seen it 10 times

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What's going on big guy?

>>67453055
glad you liked my post enough the other day to try and turn it into a gimmick

>>67453100
ah yes women with schizophrenia

>>67453114
>EE

the yellow letters

>>67453114
>EE
you're british lad

>>67453100
ah yes, yanks

>>67453168
smarter than brits desu

>>67453122
>his mates kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere
Supreme banter

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>flatmate moved out last week
>qt spanish girl is moving in to his room today
Expecting her at any moment lads.

How not to be autistic? Already on 10mg diazepam.

Should I invite her to join my pub quiz team?

>>67453100
yanks are just crazy, full stop. doesn't matter who they support

reminder yank (you)s are only worth 1/3 of a real (you)

>>67453016
this desu.

my room is a mess

my life is a mess

i'm a mess

guess everything comes in threes

Having a so-called savoury, open-faced pastry crust with a filling of savoury custard and cheese

>>67453085
Jesus Christ, was a bit pissed off at myself 'cause I had a pizza

Thanks m8, you've cheered me up

I've lost a stone and been to the gym 3 times a week since the start of October and hopefully given that it's been fairly gradual I can actually keep it up this time.

>also concept of a fat medical student leaves me howling

Plenty of fat people in medicine. Smokers, drug users and other generally unhealthy individuals too.

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>>67453215
>>67453215
>>67453215

>>67453077
>>67453107
>>67453109
I love how I was the one who revived this copypasta for a legitimate aim last thread and nobody replied to me.

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How do I anglify or Englify a name?

>>67453231
tidied and vacuumed my room today and it feels really nice not having to walk around on a layer of dust and crumbs

>>67453195
just be yourself and don't take yourself too seriously

>>67453215
isn't it 3/5?

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mummy gave me a big box of condoms for my interrail trip

>>67453248
>smoking
means unhealthy individual

fuck off anti smoking brigade.

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Might order a cheeky kebab later lads

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>>67453231
embrace loli

thats because nobody likes you mate

>>67453267
if it ends with a vowel, drop the vowel

>>67453304
great banter, she knows you'll never use them, not to mention those continental pussies won't bend over for brits post brexit

This thread is a fucking mess. No cohesion and just a fuck load of block text

>>67453267
What's the name?

>>67453096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbiJqTBCQuw

iirc it's basically 'he's good from a cinematography/prodcution point of view' which i suppose is true, but i suppose with the fame and shit there is always something to record

>30,000 new civil servants required for brexit
>tfw your application is still rejected

smokers are not necessarily more healthy minded but they are cooler

need an insanely hard brexit gf

>>67453248
make sure to use a calorie counting app like MyFitnessPal or FatSecret because if you're counting calories losing weight becomes completely trivial

t. weightlifter

>>67452255
tfw no british lad bf to give me a proper shagging and banter when out and about

how do i get a british boyfriend, lads

>>67453322
By "order" you mean go to the shop and order it there, right?

>>67452255
>be me, age 19
>at party with gf of 6 months
>get absolutely wasted solid 9/10 semi-blackout drunk
>get a taxi back to my place
>both feelin' pretty horny start kissing and undressing eachother
>really need to pee at this point but don't want to ruin the mood
>leads to us fucking, she wants me to cum in her mouth
>racing against time to blow my load before my bladder fails
>she starts going down on me, start to feel like I'm gonna cum
>datwarmfeel.png
>gf stops sucking, runs to trash bin and spits out a mouthful of my piss
>ijustfuckingpissedinhermouth.jpg
>get up and run to washroom to finish pissing, while clamping my dick shut with my fingers
>come back clean up piss from floor and fall asleep, both completely silent, drunk as fuck
>never talk about it with gf again

I look back at it and it makes me laugh I accidentally pissed in her mouth, found out later in the relationship she had been cheating for a month and fucked some other dude before all this happened, dumped her ass when i found out.
>

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>>67453350
can't keep up lad?

Northern Ireland isn't a country
Northern Irish isn't a nationality

>>67453322
was thinking the same even though I had dinner

doner, mix, chicken goujon? some questions of life have on answer

>>67453360
they won't open up the fast stream that much, it'll be temp jobs
still gonna apply though

>>67453319
Smoke myself as do 3 of the 8 people I have tutorials with

Just saying that knowing that shit's unhealthy doesn't really stop it going on

>>67453100
"recruited immigrants to build the towers"
is the USA even real?
i've never been there

>>67453377
No, order it for delivery

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>when u roll a j and it looks good but doesnt smoke well

>>67453380
>she had been cheating for a month and fucked some other dude before all this happened, dumped her ass when i found out.

found the beta of the thread.

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who /TwoForTuesday/ here?

>Be me, few years ago
>living in rural town
>Take a walk in the grassland
>meeeeeeeeeeeeh
>See sheep
>look around
>nobody is looking
>

what's the name of the scottish version of leprechauns? i forgot

>>67453395
Going to get a doner and some bacon cheese chips mmmmmmm

>>67453338


Name ended up sounding somewhat feminine. I dont want to be trap, luckly there are name variants. Thanks straya.

>>67453370
I've got myfitnesspal and it's pretty good, the problem is if I fall off the wagon I don't bother using it for a few days

>>67452505
did that for three years and got a 2:1

also currently unemployed

>>67453419
Doesn't it get super soggy?

>>67453343
I'm gonna shag an aussie traveller bird

>>67453459
whats your name?

>>67453096
I just watch for the drone shots.

>>67453466
phew I don't feel so bad now

wew

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>be me
>be 20
>be working as the wok master in an esteemed Panda Express
>half the co-workers are gay
>be 5'11, 155lbs trim, 7/10 face
>one day one of the fag's sister walks in to drop him off
>orders a white rice bowl w/mushroom chicken
>see her mirin hard
>see edc wristband
>instantly hit it off talking about trance and raving and drugs
>invite her to Nocturnal
>she says yes
>night before
>get a $50 motel for the night
>be kissing and totally turned on
>not hard
>fuck I'm not getting hard
>realize she doesn't know wtf foreplay is
>wants me to just "do whatever you want"
>be confused
>get aggressive
>she doesn't like it like that
>get intimate
>she doesn't like me like that
>try doggie
>she hates being fucked from behind
>give up and go wank it the shower
>most awkward rave ever


She was the first and last Jewess I'd lay with.

>>67453405
this is probably a reason why you're finding it so hard to lose weight, you're justifying your actions because other people do too
stop being delusional about your health and put your foot down

>>67453464
solve this problem then

>>67453455
Englishmen.

>>67453455
Teuchters

>>67453474
they're over there on those trips for big dutch, german, hungarian cock, not for pasty brits tiny dick

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nice toms

>>67453455
neds? instead of treasure they just stab you in the heid

no one wants the big hungarian cock

alri cya all later

got life to attend to.

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HE

ordered some big hungarian cock

>>67453411
yeh but its a big disappoint in many ways, the people dont understand humour very well and so you have to speak to them in the same way as you would a real autistic person until they know you else they take all the usual bollocks and banter in conversational English seriously. You cant walk anywhere either, the entire country is designed for not walking.

no you haven't

business idea: latex gf

hungary for some hungarian cock haha

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>>67453485

depends who's asking.

>>67453473
A little, but IDGAF it's a kebab not a gourmet meal

>>67453500
Really don't give a shit about the health effects desu, just want to not feel like a fat slug of a man again

>>67453425
rolling machine spliffs might not look the best but they smoke beautifully

sort it out you mug

>That one lad shares his funny stories that are written really well I'm a way to make you laugh
>All those autists try and copy with their stories

Why do people do this?

she wants a man from budapest

>>67453597
not caring about your health is why you're fat

>>67453600
Or just learn how to roll properly

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>>67453600
>rolling machine
>calling anyone a mug

where do I find weed

how to get weed

marijuana

>>67453595
Yeah haha tru

>>67453595
>not buying 14 euro vegan kebab
povvo twat

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chatting to her rn

might fuck her horse vagina

>>67453646
Nothing wrong with rolling machines

>>67453653
find a dealer in your area

~networking~

>>67453653
find people who sell
buy online
if you're desperate ask people in the street

>>67453653
have degenerate friends

>>67453626
you're on a forum famed for repetition, are you surprised? plus the age range here is wider than most expect, I expect so you will have new kids to old fags, in every sense, many of whom dont really get it yet. time makes experts of us all.

living in a suicide box lads

I wish I were Casey Neistat

>>67453644
>>67453646
edgy
>>67453673
VERY good post
going to stop bullying you for being an anime nonce

>>67453653
Go ask a rasta man, "yo mon, wher da bud be at?"

>>67453634
Nah, a sedentary lifestyle and a shit diet are why I'm fat

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>you're on a forum famed for repetition, are you surprised? plus the age range here is wider than most expect, I expect so you will have new kids to old fags, in every sense, many of whom don't really get it yet. time makes experts of us all.

>>67453516
I don't have a tiny brit dick
I'm an Irish-Angloman

>>67453750
>a sedentary lifestyle and a shit diet
aka not caring about your health, if you cared about your health you wouldn't have this lifestyle

>>67453497
fuck OFF normie TWAT

>>67453741
Poshest white guy I know did this at the Notting Hill carnival and actually got sold

>>67452303
lel , selfuckd

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>>67453730
Thanks. But I dont do weed. Rolling machines are for tobacco for me.

>tfw anime posting privileges revoked

applied to 20 jobs in the last hour

>>67453497
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
when i'm finished pooing i'm going to be doing
another poo because i like to poo desu
wanking atm, while im doing a poo
having a think about you while im doing a poo
i want to do a poo
having a wank oh yes im having a wank
i'll have a wank while im doing a poo
i'll have a think about you while im wanking and pooing
i'm really going to enjoy this wank
pooing, doing a poo, having a big think
wanking, pooing, having a think about you
it's wank and it is poo

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>Nothing wrong with rolling machines

What's your (You) record?

49 here

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>battlefield 1 update just finished installing
>EA servers are down
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67453824
just learn how to roll
do you use a rolling machine outside too?

>>67453828
good lad. working as what, in general?

me fixing the North

https://twitter.com/metesohtaoglu/status/798586282704125952

>>67453845
50

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>>67453824
rolling machines are for anything and everything

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>>67453845
>49
heh, lightweight


nothing personal, kid

can a british lad let me sucky on their brit pee pee :-))))))))

>>67453876
the north of london?

>>67453780
Caring about something and actually acting upon it are two very different things

I don't care much for my health but I do care about my appearance and this is my principal motivation for trying to lose weight

However, I'm a sucker for instant gratification and at times the desire for shit food outweighs the longterm motivation of losing weight

Afterwards I feel shit 'cause the pleasure's gone but the long term goal's been sabotaged

I really hate these weeks where I can't drink

Not because I particularly want to, but going to bed every night fucks up my sleep, my co-ordination the next day, I'm exhausted by 6pm. It's such an effort killing the day

>>67453839

do u ever wank do u ever poo and do ever poo and wand wank and poo and poo and wank and poo and think about think about girl girl u like and wank and poo poo and wank and poo about girl u like and wank and poo

>>67453845
On one post?

155

>>67453859
>learn how to roll
Look, frog, I can roll.
But if you want to try hand-rolling in -25C during winter then be my fucking guest.

>>67453845
post or thread?
post, probably a couple dozen
thread, ~200

>>67453828
neet?

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Really makes me think

>>67453845

Pretty high. But baiting as a stacy on /r9k/ is cheating.

>>67453824
>>67453882
Don't know whether it's worse to use one for tobacco or for weed desu

It's really not fucking hard to learn how to roll a decent fag or joint

>>67453862
just shite part-time jobs lad, I was supposed to be in the RAF by January but they pushed it back to sometime past April

>>67453922
yeah

>>67453942
this is literally just made up

germany hasn't taken 8-10 million new refugees

want to open my third eye lads

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it's DISGUSTING

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>he doesnt lift

>>67453926
Surely pinching tobacco and using a rolling machine involves removing gloves too anyway?

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Just having a game of CS and I think I met Kev

>>67453942
all societies are unhealthy when there are too many men

the best ratio is for there to be slightly more women

>>67453967
see >>67453926

hahahaha poo wank poo donald FART trump means fart dooo doo wank poo in the white house hahaha pooo doing a wank mummmy he did a poo in the /brit/ thread wiping my poo all over the thread

poo poo bum head

>>67453979
>2020

>>67453987
fucking yanks, what is wrong with them?

>>67453976

me too my friend, me too...

i can heem any one of you here with my right arm tied behind me back

>>67453987
>i can't lose weight, i have a genetic condition

>>67453979
rasheed

>>67454044
>yanks
>nutella

Bait

>>67454044
it's actually the italian mcdonald's you runt

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>>67454047
me on the left

>>67454024
>australian cs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fMvTCnNp3g

>>67453979
>2020
>2million a year for 5 years

literally just staying on track. That's a pretty tame estimate that assumes Russia and Trump don't glass Syria

>wake up
>tea time
>someone else is using the oven
>35 minutes remaining
ARRROOOOOO

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nothing good to eat in the house and I don't want to go to the store until latter

might order a pizza unless I can think of something better to order

Just coughed up blood lads

Should probably give the fags a rest

>>67454040

do u ever do u ever poo pooo wank wank and smelly smelly shitty shitty poo poo and wank wank and shitty smelly poo poo ?

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>>67453987
H-hah. Right g-guys, this is so nasty, like who would eat that?
H-hah r-right?

>>67453969
bleh thats not good but not the worst either. only advice i can give is if you can pick up and plug in a computer have a look at IT contractor jobs, plenty of short term work about and rates have got up 25% this year because of a tax change. look for roll out contracts, they are often 4-6 weeks and literally any mug can do the basic ones and its 125-150 a day for the lowest levels on the blue chip work. If you can actually fix stuff or know Mac or iphone inside out theres rates up to 200 a day for desktop support.

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Reminder that the world is going to go to shit by 2050

>>67454111
That fag must have had a pretty big willy

>>67454125
Maybe for you, rorke

>mate you fancy coming round the back for a toke?
>sure thing lad just me run upstairs and get my rolling machine
*virginity intensifies*

>>67454094
>2 million a year
it's aound 800,000 a year and will decrease as the war in syria ends and assad is removed from power

>>67454134
below average banter

list of cities I would like to live in:
Buenos Aires
Montevideo
Milan
Prague
Barcelona
Vienna
Montréal
Stockholm
Copenhagen

>>67453991
>He is approaching gyno, has no definition whatsoever and isn't even that big
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>67454137
racist

>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan

Surprised desu after Brexit

business idea:easy-roll papers

>>67454089
It's hilarious and the community is tiny. That was my MG2 smurf and I ended up in a LEM game (my own rank). It's literally not uncommon to meet someone 4 or 5 times in a row even at peak hours (because you queue when your game ends) and off peak hours like now it takes 20+mins to find a game.

Mental compared to EU where it took about 20seconds to find a game on Mirage/Cache/D2 and you never re-met people really.

>>67454140
How do you roll up if you don't use a rolling machine..?

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>>67454137
>maybe for you
>for you
>Germany

>>67454156
GOOD list

>>67454137
'sheed

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>>67454149
>the war in syria ends and assad is removed from power

You're about as in touch with reality as this girl was.

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>>67454020
Yes, but using a machine with fingers stiff from cold is easier than pinching that wee-little joint.

You may not be familiar with our weather conditions but your fingers fucking freeze and are harder to control for tiny details.
Tbh its fucking near-impossible to use a keyboard until your fingers have warmed up.

>>67453845
>assad is removed from power
how?

>>67453991
blud are u 5'5

>>67454156
>buenos aires
meme city actually really shit

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>>67454149
>refugee numbers
>decreasing
>war in syria
>ending
>assad
>getting removed from power

>>67454156
barcelona is a disgusting place

pretty buildings but it fucking stinks, the streets are filthy and it's full of negroes