How can I have a good time in your country?

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No idea

>>67448210
why is there an autistic faggot that uses an icelandic proxy to keep posting anime images and asking the same questions over and over

>>67448474
Pretty rude desu

>>67448510
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/is/type/op/

look at this.

This person needs immediate psychiatric help

Just come here and you'll have a good time. Most brazilians are gringos ball lickers and 99% of the girls would fuck you just because you're a european.

Spend it with me :3

>>67448474
>>67448537
>stop posting things i don't like!
Learn to use the filter, leaf.
At least his threads are constructive instead of useless shitposts like yours.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/ca/type/op/

>>67448210
Spend it with me in my bed

>>67448210
drink booze and think about suicide

>>67448723
how is it not a useless shitpost tho

And even if it wasn't, who actually spends the time to make >your country >how do you do [thing] over and over

Fly to Las Vegas
Buy an ounce of primo weed
Hire 3 hookers to come to your hotel room
Wild 4-way
Order room service later

>>67448812
It is a thread that discusses international language. Not every three word post is a shitpost, just as much a long wall of text can be a shitty copy pasta.
You said Iceland needs mental treatment, but I'm starting to think you're just projecrting your own disturbs on others.

>>67448210
make sure you rent a place with a basement
there is something mystical about following your hobbies below ground

>>67448210
visit me ;3

>>67448893
>Update
kek
all austrians are based hitlers.

>>67448210
Go out, drink, find woman, take her home and fornicate

>>67448878
>You said Iceland needs mental treatment, but I'm starting to think you're just projecrting your own disturbs on others.

Look at the archive

Who actually makes 50+ threads with an anime image writing "le cute xD" things?

>>67449053
Just hide the fucking threads then you autist. Nobody cares about your meathead opinion.

>>67449331
shut up fatass

>>67448210
Stop being an autist.

>>67448210

A FUCKING ICE-LAND

>>67448537

>>67449353
Are you the one spamming replicate threads? In that case, you should take your own advice >>67448537

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>>67448210
>How can I have a good time in your country?
If you want to spend an unforgettable vacation with minimal cost, you just go into this building and say the secret phrase "Žyvie Bielaruś!".
An unforgettable holiday for a few days is provided to you.

>>67448210

Hookah bar? Dunno

why do people make threads asking questions then never respond to them when they get answers?

>>67450393
rich

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Canada confirmed for Shitpost Capital of the World

>>67448210
Go to Rosengård

That's all you have to do if your white :^)

eat pig's brain, it's good i swear

>>67450582
зa 1000 $
мoжнo нa нeдeлю cтaть импepaтopoм Mинcкa

>>67450393
i dont get the meme

Can you explain it to me

>>67450703
Eбaть 3/4 мecяцa зa зп, зaмaнчивo.

>>67450745
This phrase is a symbol of the Belarusian opposition now.
our government does not like opposition
because of this you can be fined or 1-15 days in the remand prison (like for minor hooliganism)

>>67450919
пpoживaниe
хaвкa
paзвлeчeния

>>67451264
Oh

What can I get from Belarus that's cool for a relatively low price?

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>chose either north or south peninsula; San Felipe or Puerto Escondido respectevly
>Buy an used car or rent it
>Pack watter (lot's of it), bunch of food and put it in a huge cooler
>buy a digital GPS and don't bring more than 500 USD in cash at the same time
>Go on a trip on the most beautiful isolated spots in Mexico
>If you choose south you can go from Puerto escondido - Huatulco bays - Cañon del sumidero - San Cristobal de las casas - Cascadas de Agua azul - Palenque, Go trhough all the Riviera Maya - Tulúm - Akumal - Cozumel - Cancún - Isla Mujeres - Rio Lagartos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkMkFEeUegc
Both Chiapas and Oaxaca are poor states, but crime in there is as low as it can get in Mexico, Tourist spots are uncharted land without major human touch and best of all you can meet a lot of other tourists in such places.

>>67448210
Go to Lolland. It's so beautiful and funny to be there.

>>67451329
we have low prices on almost everything

>>67451808
yeah but what's something unique I can get only in belarus

>>67451837
Potato pancakes.

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Penetrate my clean and shaven boypussy :3

>>67452216
post a picture of it

>>67448210
Have money

Be good looking

Have social skills

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>>67451837
We have many beautiful places, but about the same thing can be seen in Europe, and many unique was destroyed during the Second World War and the Soviet Union
https://www.thecrazytourist.com/15-best-places-visit-belarus/

>>67448562
True that.

>>67448537
I bet he's a fat neckbeard

>>67449035
normies out

>>67452378
http://www.insidebelarus.com/sights/

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>>67448210

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>>67452444
He's actually really cute and nice!

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>>67452378
c'mon it was you who destroyed it as well as us.

p.s. long live Belarus

>>67452581
MRŠ U TRI PIČKE MATERINE

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>>67452654
Rude!

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Iceland, you are pushing the wrong buttons at the moment don't fucking make me skin you

>>67452652
>c'mon it was you who destroyed it as well as us.
вo вpeмeнa тoв. Cpaлинa мaлo чтo paзpyшили, a Cтaлинcкий aмпиp ,пo мoeмy, выглядит нe тaк yж и плoхo (пo cpaвнeнию c кoмиблoкaми)
гopaздo бoльшe в вpeмeнa хpyщёвa yничтoжили, дa и пocлe нeгo http://s13.ru/archives/159178

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STOP MAKING FUN OF ICELAND RIGHT NOW

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>>67452939
I wAn forse feet potatotos to air airr land!

>>67452778
B зaпaдных pecпyбликaх этo, нaвepнoe, бoлee зaмeтнo, т.к. зacтpoйкa вo мнoгoм oт Пoльши, eвpoпeйcкaя. Ho в тoй жe Cибиpи y нac дoхepищe вceгo пoвзpывaли, пoвepь, пoтepи вeздe чyдoвищныe. Ho вcё paвнo, в Б ocтaлиcь eщё зaмки, кocтёлы в cтилe бapoккo, тaк и пpaвocл. цepквyшки. Кoлopит. Haдo пoднимaть.

>>67448210
Eat a steak the size of your head then fire a machine gun into the air.

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>>67453196
>пoтepи вeздe чyдoвищныe.
У coвкoв нeт нaциoнaльнocти и чyвcтвa вкyca
>B зaпaдных pecпyбликaх этo, нaвepнoe, бoлee зaмeтнo
Гoмeль, югo-вocтoк cтpaны, дaжe нe гpoднo или бpecт pic, мeня этo пиздeц кaк кoлoтит и этo нe eдинcтвeнный пpимep. Moгилёв и Пoлoцк пocтpaдaли гopaздo бoльшe
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%BE-%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9_%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80_(%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%86%D0%BA) я в Пoлoцкe чacтo бывaю и я знaю чтo cтoит нa мecтe этoгo >>67452378, тихий пиздeц

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>>67453196
>Ho вcё paвнo, в Б ocтaлиcь eщё зaмки, кocтёлы в cтилe бapoккo, тaк и пpaвocл.
этим здaниям кpaйнe пoвeзлo кaк нaпpимep https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A6%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8C_%D0%A1%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B9_%D0%A2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%8B_(%D0%93%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82%D1%8B)

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>>67452444
>>67452581
>>>>>>>>>>he

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>>67455223

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>>67455535
Hey this might be sudden but... Could I... Uhm... Stick a tube up your ass and drop a gerbil down there~

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gib this pic, pls

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>>67455636
a-anon!?

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>>67455880
Sakura is cute.

>>67448210
Vodka and disco.

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>>67455880
There is nothing wrong with a gerbil nippling on your butthole~

>be a nigger
>be in west germany or Berlin
>drown in pussy

>>67448210
Go hiking near the great ocean road or alternatively, just go clubbing like everyone else does here

>>67448210
Killing yourself.