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phimosis

Just tried to talk to my mum about how things are going in my life lately, completely blanked me and changed the subject

I'm going to call up and arrange that mental health appointment now

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Asuka.

>>67446540
但還是想不是在野黨 但你知道嗎 這麼龐大商機、史料册因回回

saw this stunning girl in my lecture.

sigh.

most likely an absolute Stacey.

>>67446510
She wanted the D

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>>67446577

My dick
>is thin
>has phimosis
>curves to the right heavily
>curves upwards as well
>has this weird ball of skin at the top of my foreskin that's always been there and looks gross

>>67446510
>walking out of college whistling to myself
>two girls walk past me
>hear one say "I thought he was whistling at me then"
>shout over my shoulder "don't flatter yourself"

how do you like my willy lads?巴

>>67446603
Pathetic post

tsu~

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Very pretty 2bh

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>>67446577
Is that so?

Booked in my psych appointment

It's on the 8th (day before my laser appointment) with a woman

I really hope she isn't young

Probably should have either tried to arrange it sooner, I want to talk to someone right now

My dick
>above average
>huge veins
>curves upwards ever so slightly
>uncut
>has a cute freckle in the middle
R8 my willy lads

>>67446636
Hmmm, my dick
>6", not thin but not proper thick either
>curves to the left slightly, curves upward slightly
>foreskin on the end looks like lips

need a poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbm514cKkg
REALLY did make me think

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BTFO

>>67446579
>>67446579
>>67446579

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Rate lunch

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>>67446676
On the right is not Tallinn. I believe that's riga

The paki killing itself would make 2016 the best year ever

>>67446638
shit move, you've killed all conversation there.

Next time ask a question:

>what if I was?
>Could you blame me?
>you must be used to it then?

all work.

Haha ye mates fish and chips haha raining again for who knows what time huh haha what can you do mate haha pint hah

>>67446736
wouldn't even feed this to my battery runts

>>67446748
Shut the fuck up you bellend. I had a gf, obviously

>>67446748
Doubt he'd take advice from you lad
I've spotted the odd post of yours and it isn't very impressive

>>67446690
Good, m8.

>>67446736
>processed cheese
0/10 NEVER post in /brit/ ever again

>>67446748
Cringe

>>67446756
Had to double check your flag mate, though this was Jezza from the pub haha banter

>>67446738
Oops, you are right

>>67446799
fuck off you normie cunt, no normies allowed

fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67446747
I have a psych appointment
For the next month I have a job
I'm getting laser at a proper place

It's either going to get better or I'm going to finally give up and and crash into the kaffir with the force of 25 years of hurt

>>67446807
Thanks

P A K I B E N D E R
S E X O F F E N D E R

>>67446861
Literally nothing wrong with being a sex offender

>>67446845
Haha cheers mate fucking pakis eh hah

Donald Trump is NOT my president

>>67446888
t. Paki bender

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Yum, truly a delicious snack fit for a king

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>>67446847

>>67446861
Thanks for paying for my bennies and NHS

>>67446905
dear god

had a very good night lads
only regret is not chatting to this gally but you can't have it all

almost felt bad for the northerners considering ribena is going to jihad them at some point
then i remembered most of you cunts don't go outside

>>67446977
>northerners
I love the north

It's the Scots I hate

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pu

wonk

>>67446960
she probably had an std anyway m8 good going

>>67446955
grow up

:0

Im english

>>67447054
Post fucking machines

might do a soft weep into my pillow

I for one really appreciate lisicki's posts

Might have some eggs wraps

>>67447002
>It's the Scots I hate
oh fair enough
just assumed you were going to stay close to home

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LOCK
HIM
UP

Had real vivid dream of the gf dying in childbirth last night .
Quite shook up over it

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>>67447086

>>67447134
fuck off darth

>>67447038
probably not tbqh and I'll never see her again
she was a more attractive version of the last girl I dated who dogged me (she was also there but I didn't bother with it)

>>67447134
you in 9 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuysY1BekOE

>tfw not driving a cab in England and fucking pornstars everyday

>>67447151
interesting

>>67447128
He's been on the pingas

>>67447151
What the fuck

Went to the dentist today

Diagnosis depression.

>>67447128
Tim was actually quite an attractive chap in his youth, what went wrong?

>The IOC's decision to hold the 2012 Games in London was an massive blow to France, due to this being Paris' third failed attempt to host the Olympic Games in the previous twenty years. Throughout Paris' 2012 bid, great emphasis was placed on France's love and passion for sport. Two previous failures to host the Games led many to believe that Paris had learnt from its mistakes, and would produce a strong bid that would not be easily challenged. This remained the case throughout much of the process, as Paris was almost always the favourite to win.

>However, the final decision was between London and Paris, the largest cities and capitals of the United Kingdom and France, two nations with an history of rivalry. The decision of either Paris or London for 2012 would also be historic, as either city would have become the first city to host the Olympic Games three times (London hosted the Games in 1908 and 1948, whilst Paris played host in 1900 and 1924).

>There was a huge outcry in Paris when the French capital was rejected yet again to host the Olympic Games. A sense of disbelief swept across crowds of French sports fans, who had always remained confident that they would win. This victory for the British capital has given them the first 100% track record, for bidding and hosting the Olympic Games three times. This is as their previous bids were also successful, while Paris currently holds a 40% track record, for bidding and hosting the Olympic Games.

>>67447128
Was actually quite attractive before no homo

>>67447151
hmmm... saved

>>67447201
He decided he could make money by pretending to be mental for you gullible spergs

>>67447134
DIS NIGGA SHOOK

Went to the dentist today

Diagnosed with kidney failure

>>67447201
>youth

cunt on the left is like 35

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He'll die for your freedom, lads.

>>67447219
kek

>>67447184
just be happy friendo

>Wednesday 9.00 - 19.00, Thursday 18.00 - 22.00, Friday 19.00 - 23.00, Saturday 8.00 - 18.00
not applying for that

>>67447221
She's 3 months preggers now

23 and I already feel old and like my life is over

Imagine having teeth
You're prone to all these runt problems like cavities

watching ashens

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>>67447219
made me think

>>67447273
Helloreddit

Imagine eating food
You're prone to all these runt problems like salmonella

having a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPv9yKC76hE

>>67447263
comhghairdeas mó chara
Buachaill nó cailín?

Overrated garbage:

Shakespeare
The Beatles
France
Benedict Cumberbatch
Richard I
Tits
Dogs
Threesomes
Netflix
Edison
The Pope
Asian women
Cara Delevingne
Will Smith
Hip Hop
Star Wars
Star Trek
Indiana Jones
Liberace
Prince
Mushrooms
Beans on toast
Coke
Pepsi
Coffee
Marijuana
Porn
David Bowie
Obama
Top Gear
Gary Lineker
The Great British Bake Off

>>67447305
alri

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If it's yellow, let it mellow

If it's brown, flush it down

>>67447330

That list is all over the place m8

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Is this any good?

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>Overrated garbage:
>Shakespeare
>The Beatles
>France
>Benedict Cumberbatch
>Richard I
>Tits
>Dogs
>Threesomes
>Netflix
>Edison
>The Pope
>Asian women
>Cara Delevingne
>Will Smith
>Hip Hop
>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>Indiana Jones
>Liberace
>Prince
>Mushrooms
>Beans on toast
>Coke
>Pepsi
>Coffee
>Marijuana
>Porn
>David Bowie
>Obama
>Top Gear
>Gary Lineker
>The Great British Bake Off

>>67447314
Níl a fhios againn anois, tá muid ag fanacht
Go raibh maith agat mar sin féin

>>67447355
It's it's brown, see a doctor

>>67447330
>Dogs
fuck off

>>67447357
>>67447360
>>67447367
piss off wankers

>>67447330
>garbage
FOY

got an erection

>>67446570
>>67446576
you need to just man the fuck up

>>67447415
me on the right

>>67447415
when are we gonna get a picture of a bernie jez handshake?

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>piss off wankers

>>67447330
Wrong
Wrong
Right
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Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Right
Wrong
Wrong
Right
Right
Wrong
Wrong
Right
Right
Right
Right
Wrong
Right
Wrong
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Right
Right
Right
Right
Wrong
Right
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Right
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>>67447415
http://www.genocidewatch.org/images/The_Gruesome_Reality_of_Racist_South_Africa.pdf
hm yes interesting do continue

>>67447415
Love how you'd never see a black man on the street demanding better treatment for white people
Really one sided if i do say so myself

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Thanks to the lad who told me how to book an MOT and go to a car garage yesterday.

Only cost £230. Was two months overdue though and probably would have been fucked if I hit somebody

Is Deal Or No Deal the ultimate runt show?

>>67447256
>10
>4
>4
>10

What insanity is this?

>>67447503
share, need to go soon

>>67447489
>Love how you'd never see a black man on the street demanding better treatment for white people
That's because white people are treated better than black people.

craving a KFC right now lads

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>>67447530
>white people are treated better than black people.

>>67447478
absolute STATE of this post

>>67447530
that's because white people behave better than black people

>>67447543
Tyrone

craving paddy's preggo gf right now lads

>>67447543
>craving nigger tier shit

>>67447520
Tesco m8

>>67447530
>treated better
How exactly? I went to the same school as the blacks, lived in the same area. Makes no sense to me

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the gf and her gf making dinner x

>>67447530
ah yes
*turns on the TV to watch White And British season*
oh wait

>>67447522
Well I hadn't had one before so I wasn't sure if you could just turn up, some lad told me it's a case of finding a reputable garage and ringing them up.

Found one, rang em first thing and they could fit me in. Car was way over it's MOT so lots of shit needed doing (brake pads had completely worn through lel).

Anyway, it was awkward at one point because I'm autistic, know little about cars so every car is the same to me. Started asking about a nut for my alloys to get the wheels off or something.

No idea what the fuck he was on about and said that he was the mechanic, not me. He explained they're unique to the car so I had to ring my mum and then he just told me to come back in a few hours when he fixed everything.

Didn't know what to do so went for a 4 hour walk

>>67447522
>>67447503
uwot

All you do is call the fucking garage up and say you wanna book an MOT.

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>>67447530
http://www.genocidewatch.org/genocide/8stagesofgenocide.html
>When President Zuma was caught on tape January 2012 singing, “We are going to shoot them with the machine gun, they are going to run/You are a Boer, we are going to hit them, and you are going to run/shoot the Boer...” South Africa was raised to stage six once again

ah yes very good

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>>67447480
why do they ruin everything

>>67447574
>>67447579
>Disliking fried chicken because of the connotations surrounding it
wew lads

>>67447590
>White And British season
Whites are 87% of the population. We don't need a season.

>>67447621
First time I've owned a car anon, what if they say I can't dive it home

>>67447641
should be 100%

>>67447330
>tfw unironically like Shakespeare, the Beatles, Bowie, Top Gear and the GBBO
Am I a teaboo?

>>67447621
you clearly underestimate how fucking useless the average /brit/poster is

tho how they managed to pass the theory test is up for debate

>>67447637
KFC is crap though

>>67447645
alright Tom Daley, calm down

>>67447667
>crap
Go finish your homework wee lad

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day

How will you be celebrating men and boys this Saturday?

>>67447656
why?

>>67447667
Their chips are a bit shit I'll give you that

chicken wise it's great though

>>67447657
>the GBBO
where did you hear of this sinful shite?

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you CANNOT be agro timothy

if you decide that you do not want to open this door, i shall gain access to your apartment by the window by taking the door of the hinges.

What is the best web browser, lads?

I'm using Opera but it's doing my nut in.

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>he likes food
>fried
>fast food
>ever
absolutely disdainful lads

>>67447692
I won't 'cause I'm not a bender

>>67447660
>tho how they managed to pass the theory test is up for debate

All the questions are online. So you just repeat them over and over until you memorise keywords

>>67447708
firefox ofc

>>67447694
Cause this isn't Africa m8

>>67447702
It's on Netflix m8

I can't imagine why you wouldn't like it, it's the most unoffensive show I've ever seen

>>67447738
Africa isn't 100% black

Do your parents know you're a virgin?

>>67447694
Only so many white countries in the world
Before you know it there'll be none of us left.

Six populated continents, practically 0% in Asia and Africa spare a few in SA, the few there are in South America are dwindling, Aussies white % is falling, NZ is below two thirds now, Americ and Canada will be below 50% white by 2040 so that leaves Europe.

If white people die out here then we're done.

>>67447645
Had that same problem anon.

>>67447604

Just be sure you've got something to do like bring a book or some shit.

>>67447741
>unoffensive
inoffensive you mean

fucking yank

>>67447128
who is this

>The couple were blindfolded and bundled into their car by four thugs and driven for 200 miles
>The only stops were when the gang visited illegal drinking dens and when the 29-year-old woman was raped
>As the attackers got more drunk, they invited other drinkers from shanty town shebeens to come and taunt their two white victims trussed up in the back of the vehicle
>The men grew increasingly violent as the night wore on, stabbing the 26-year-old South African boyfriend in the leg and beating him repeatedly
>The couple were told that they would be driven over the border to Mozambique and their bodies dumped

>Now she faces a nightmare wait to see if she has been infected with HIV in a country where Aids is rife

indeed, the problem is whitey's intolerance
dare I say, it goes too far

>>67447760
Sub-saharan Africa is 99.99% black though

>>67447760
Think you're a bit simple lad. The percentage of black people in Africa has nothing to do with my post. Blacks belong in Africa because that's where they came from

>>67447604
>No idea what the fuck he was on about and said that he was the mechanic, not me. He explained they're unique to the car so I had to ring my mum and then he just told me to come back in a few hours when he fixed everything.


For fuck sake lad

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ANy law lads help me out?

If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?

>>67447799
So should the whites in Africa come back to Europe?

>>67447777
nah we're making "unoffensive" a real word now, you'll see it in the OED soon

>It's a /brit/ does identity politics episode
oh dear oh dear

>>67447762
they probahly assume so

things have been pretty boring since the election tbhlads

Would the world be better without religion?

>>67447821
Don't see why not

things have been pretty boring since the erection tbhlads

Business idea: Ship all whites back to europe

Every single one of them

>>67447852
have a wank

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>would the world be better without religion

>>67447846
Jackeen

>>67447737
>firefox ofc
Used this before. Does nothing but stutter then crash

>>67447862
I'd be okay with this.
We can trade.

currently sucking a werthers

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>>67447846
No

>>67447869
It unironically would tho

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>While women's groups in South Africa estimate that a woman is raped every 26 seconds, the South African police estimates that a woman is raped every 36 seconds

Reminder that your parents know youre a virgin

ah yes, VERY excited at the propect of this international friendly, England vs Spain
*walks off and watches repeats of Friends*

>>67447957
and this is one of the most civilised nations on the entire continent

>>67447957
it doesn't count if they're black imho

>>67447971
Parents walked in on us during post sex cuddles though

>>67447971
thinking of going to cape town next month and fixing that

>>67447908
How?

>>67447873
There would no people fighting in the name of their made up God. No fighting over difference in religions.

If anything, without the divides that religion has given the world - Imainge how much more technologically advanced we'd be?

Example: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/prayer-archimedes

If it weren't for the one monk and his beliefs in an all-powerful God, where would we be now?

>>67447971
my parents are virgins too tho

>>67447971
incorrect, they've both heard me shagging in the room next door on two seperate occasions

>>67447503
£230??? Mot should cost £30-£40.. what the fuck was wrong with your car and why didn't you question any of the work that the mechanic said needed to be done? You never get work done at the mechanic who mot'd your car, you're just asking to get ripped off.

t. cousin's friend owns a garage and does mot

>>67447884
firefox is the only one that repsects your freedoms

>>67448083
alri jesus

>/brit/ - religion and us politics

>>67448099
post fucking machines

>>67448063
>there would be no people fighting over religion
They'd just fight over something else, like race or nationality, or family.
>more technologically advanced
The Catholic Church contributed immensely to scientific discoveries for centuries

>>67447846
yes

>>67448095
Needed two new tyres, new brake pads, one headlamp light was out, the two indicators were almost out, the bottom of it was about to fall off but they put it back together.

Good lads desu

>>67447330
>Shakespeare
no
>The Beatles
no
>France
no
>Benedict Cumberbatch
yes
>Richard I
no
>Tits
yes
>Dogs
yes
>Threesomes
yes
>Netflix
yes
>Edison
yes
>The Pope
yes
>Asian women
sort of
>Cara Delevingne
yes
>Will Smith
yes
>Hip Hop
yes
>Star Wars
yes
>Star Trek
no
>Indiana Jones
no
>Liberace
no
>Prince
yes
>Mushrooms
no
>Beans on toast
no
>Coke
no
>Pepsi
no
>Coffee
no
>Marijuana
no
>Porn
no
>David Bowie
no
>Obama
yes
>Top Gear
yes
>Gary Lineker
OH YES
>The Great British Bake Off
yes

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>2016
>not leaving your pretzels on the radiator

it's like they're fresh out the oven lads, it's a revelation

doing an eat of some chicken paella

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>>67448195
Oh dear

>>67448195
3 contradicts 1

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>Among children, a 2007 survey by CIET found that 12.7% of the students believed in the virgin cleansing myth

>>67448284
>the virgin cleansing myth
wossat

>>67448311
that fucking a virgin cures AIDS. it's a problem in africa

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>>67448342

>>67448311
I think it's the "rape-a-virgin-to-cure-your-aids" thing

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>>67448311
>The virgin cleansing myth (also referred to as the virgin cure myth, virgin rape myth, or simply virgin myth) is the belief that having sex with a virgin girl cures a man of HIV/AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases
>Anthropologist Suzanne Leclerc-Madlala says the myth is a potential factor in infant rape by HIV-positive men in South Africa. In addition to young girls, who are presumed to be virgins because of their age, people who are "blind, deaf, physically impaired, intellectually disabled, or who have mental-health disabilities" are sometimes raped under the erroneous presumption that individuals with disabilities are sexually inactive and therefore virgins

>>67448378
>>67448342
>>67448311
ah yes black people

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>3 contradicts 1

>>67448369
>>67448342
>>67448378
grim that

>>67448342
it's like the African version of the "put white wine on a red wine stain" myth for white people

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>get a text
>it's from dominos

>>67448412
>>67448419
>>67448365
how have you not heard of this whiteys?

Learn more about the world around you

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Oh god why

>>67448378
this is what happens when we leave before educating the savage bastards

>>67448495
Should've just killed the cunts

Having a poo in a uni toilet rn with my laptop on my lap rn

I'm such a madman haha

Tim, pakishit and kev are all together in the same room. Do they:

a) Fight
b) Fuck
c) Sing

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>>67448378

>>67448488
>using toilet paper instead of getting spider bros to clean your arse

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And then like you peoples were all like "YOUS TROLLIN' and I was like "I'M NOT TROLLIN'", I am Boxxy, you see! :3

>>67448563
How the fuck do you even live there?
I'd never be able to sleep

>>67448572
It's not 2007 lad

>>67448488
if youre scared of spiders read a book called "Bruno's Dream"
it unironically cured my arachnophobia

>>67448549
all but fuck knows which order

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>>67448572

>Was very nerdy and average at both sixth form and university
>Got mild interest, but only as girls calling me cute and nothing special
>Started to get good looking about a year after uni
>Can't walk past young women without them eyeing me, can't walk past most women without them looking
>I'm no longer surrounded by the easiest poon I'll ever get.

JUST

>>67448599
What's it about m8

>>67448605
>>Can't walk past young women without them eyeing me, can't walk past most women without them looking

this happens to me lad, it means nothing.

>>67448665
bruno mars getting leg extension surgery

>>67448675
Well it does, because I'm actually good looking now and have a very attractive girlfriend and am actually getting interest, whereas you're a neurotic permavirgin who borders on misogyny because women don't like him and thinks that being on a second year politics course means he's an enlightened Marxist.

Filtered. First filter on my new laptop, glad to have you back.

Fuck off, runt.

>>67448675
you're my favorite poster on /brit/

>>67448665
it's about an old man who studies spiders and its like his whole passion in life. Made me appreciate them more

>Go to Australia
>Half the people say "ass" instead of "arse"

Hmmm

Is anyone here genuinely happy with their life?

>>67448144
No they haven't

>>67448591
because i barely ever see one's that big

>>67448741
show me any man that's happy with his life and I'll show you a lying cunt

>>67448741
sort of indifferent tbqh

>>67448741
yeah but apparently I'm a massive Deano

>>67448729
didnt read a word of this shite

IPSec or Openvpn guys?

>>67448741
idk honestly. Definitely not happy with my course at uni and that's the biggest part of my life atm.

tfw no british boyfriend to give me a proper ol' shaggin

Anyone know this feelin lads?

>>67448766
alri deano

hows the new build

>>67448739
literally never heard anyone say ass
they'll still type it ass though

>>67448741
It could be better but I'm not miserable

190kg does not fit in here.

The mentally deranged brown cunt honestly fits better here than him.

>>67448736
Sounds boring desu
Think I'll stick with killing them with toilet roll

>>67448729
>and thinks that being on a second year politics course means he's an enlightened Marxist
;mao i know someone just like this
is it common

>>67448741
No.

I place myself under immense pressure to really make something of my life treat every setback and failure as a personal failure.

>>67448780
my house was built in 1985 tbf

>>67448741
my happiness is not real
but im happy tho

>>67448750
How about you just show me your qt boipucci?

>>67448746
>nu-uh

>>67448799
Yes.

Studying politics at university was probably one of the worst things I've ever done.

Every fucking seminar was 'enlightened' communists fighting 'enlightened' libertarians. One set thought the government should control everything and the others argued that there shouldn't even be a public police force but it should be private.

It was like fedora tipping wars, it was fucking atrocious.

>>67448729
Wow, how can you brag about your terrible life?

I pity you.

I'm 21 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>>67448807
no new build? leased aldi? love of wagas n footy?

no one will be happier than I when this dogface filter gimmick dies

>>67448807
>1985
sounds shite

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Me on the left.

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>>67448858

>>67448789
Genuinely prefer the Mexican.

>>67448857
Nah, Mazda 6 bought outright, do love wagas but not the biggest footy fan. Do play Fifa though

>>67448864
I'm sure your mum and dad's spare room is much nicer mate, don't worry

>>67448888
hey can you be my british gf :3

>>67448799
>is it common
yeah lol. Common for most humanities students desu, I know 2 history students and 1 anthropology student who fall into this category

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Why dont you lift /brit/

>>67448849
is this pasta?

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hwat is life is a simulation

>>67448917
No I only date black guys.

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My name is 190st, and I hate every single one of you

>>67448916
FOBNT

*puts "pick up a qt chav girl on the street one day" on bucket list*

>>67448952
why would it matter honestly

>>67448976
>owning a car is FOB-worthy
absolute state of you lot, I swear

So who is objectively the worst British comedian in today's media???

>>67448958
but im black [spoiler]well my heart is[/spoiler]

2016 will go down as the year the west took a tragic misstep

>>67448942
do now and then but cbf when ive college work to do and I'm learning spanish. plus doing loads of overtime at work

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>>67448942
>tfw gyno

>>67449033
Le floppy hair fat man.

>Us brits we get LE GAZEEBOED
>You can replace drunk with any noun and it sounds like it fits lel!
>THANKS VERY MUCH

Just had six boiled eggs.

>>67449033
Sarah Millican

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>college

>>67448729
oh shit yeah, I forgot to say.

This whole term "girlfriend". Can you not claim ownership of her, it's just your turn.

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>>67448741
Meh

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>tfw no friends

>learning spanish

Doing a laugh at this

>>67449067
I did a spot-on post ripping the piss out of McIntyre way back when but fuck if I can remember it
Was a belter of a post as well

>>67449033
michael mccintyre
russel howard
sarah millican
the comedians who copy the above

Got boogers in my ass

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>>67449033
all of them

PC culture doesn't allow for proper comedy

>>67449033
Russel Howard, used to like him though

afraid to even check my bank balance atm

Need a boyfriend

>>67449138
Can't stand American posters talking like brits
>luurneeng spahhnish
>dooing a lahhf at thihs

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My brother said tonight that Bill Burr is the funniest man on the planet

Your thoughts?

>>67449171
Jimmy carr is the opposite of PC

I wonder if I can get 10 (You)s from this frankly dull and interesting post

>>67449176
>I used to like him but then /brit/ and /brit/pol told me I was wrong to like him now I HATE him

you people are the worst kind of insect

shan't

>>67449086
>not doing an appreticeship

>>67449194
Both of those statements would sound completely in america you complete fucking retard

>>67449182
€72.35 :(

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Would drag my ballsack on broken glass if I could lick the sweat off number two's knickers.

>>67449205
He's quite funny tbf

@67449211
doubt it

>>67449206
>a round-faced unfunny twat is the opposite of PC
fair enough

>>67449205
nope, norm macdonald is

>>67449205
Your brother is a fucking knobhead

>>67449211
Here you go

>>67448849
>>67448945

Not even from your faggy circlejerk brit threads, but I will tip my fedora to this.