/cum/

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/balt/

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>had one chance in life
>wasn't born a qt Finn
why even live

to keep it short my (leased) phone is fucked but due to my having rooted it I can't get it replaced
so I bought a new phone.
Apparently I can't just swap the sim cards without booting my old phone off the plan thus severing the lease and requiring me to pay $400

so do any of you /cum/ folk have experience with the super cheap pre-paid plans from places like Walmart? I just need a working phone and like 2 gigabytes of mobile data

Would you date a slut?

>>67445700
Is dat oreimo? Disgusting

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hllo

glroy t
o Lavtia

i have a 6 metre cock and a proxy

>>67446240
hi lithuania

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>tfw you have to plan out your phone introductions
how pathetic am I

>>67446356
are you autisitc or something?

>>67446397
>IT
>my mom
what do you expect

>>67446420
I don't know how I feel about sharing a general with literal autists

>>67445948
whats it like being a retard with no foresight?

>>67446455
I'm not the retard, I didn't break the phone. It fucked itself with an (incorrigible) bad update.

>>67446504
you rooted the phone, dumbfuck

>>67446452
I'm not sure how I feel about sharing a general with canadians yet here we are

>>67446550
rooting the phone didn't break it though, and I was well aware of the risk.

besides, this doesn't have anything to do with the pre-paid phone plans.

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I had this coming but I wasn't expecting to get burned that hard desu.

Odds I jerk off both now and after class
Evens I just wait until after

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>>67447055
congrats, enjoy

>>67444983
What's the problem?

>>67447078
thanks
I have to do this really quickly tho

*walks into /cum/*
*scoffs*

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Good morning, /cum/

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>>67447179
Morning Baja!

>>67447179
Dzien Dobry Baja

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I found my Licensed to Ill cassette next to an expired bottle of Nyquil

my morning is going great so far.

>>67447179
>1 star poster

>>67447093
>>67444983
Detroit is going to be less black next time the Census is taken because whites are moving in to trendy areas and blacks are still moving out. The numbers are going to be inconsequential for the most part but it's going to mirror on a smaller scale what has been happening in Chicago where the city proper lost approximately 200k blacks between the 00 and 10 Census.

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>>67447340
>>67447356
>>67447394

How are you today?

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>>67447551
I'm pretty good


How about u

>>67447580
Same here.

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I wish I had a giantess girlfriend

>>67447677
Giantess fetishists are natural cuckholds because she couldn't even feel your penis inside of her.

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I do not choose to be a common man.
It is my right to be uncommon
I seek opportunity to develop whatever talents God gave me — not security.
I do not wish to be a kept citizen, humbled and dulled by having the state look after me.
I want to take the calculated risk: to dream and to build, to fail and to succeed.
I refuse to barter incentive for a dole.
I prefer the challenge of life to the guaranteed existence: the thrill of fulfilment to the stale calm of utopia.
I will not trade freedom for beneficence nor my dignity for a handout.
I will never come before any earthly master nor bend to any threat.
It is my heritage to stand erect, proud and unafraid: to think and act myself, enjoy the benefit of my creations and to face the world boldly and say — "this with God's help, I have done."
All this is what it means to be an American.

Fucking beautiful

I GO HARD THE MUH FUCKIN PAINT NIGGA

>>67448023
gob bles ameriga

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What did you eat for breakfast?

I need ideas.

>>67448124
LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA

>>67448165
WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN NIGGA

>>67448159
Waffles

>>67448205
IM GONNA DIE FOR THIS SHIT OR WHAT THE FUCK I SAY

>>67448241
FRONT YARD BROAD DAY WITH THE SK

>>67448277
SEE GUCCI THATS MY MOTHA FUCKIN NIGGA

>>67448023
Very eloquent
Did he build this vocabulary at public school or later at a public university?

>>67448313
I HANG IN THE DALE WITH THEM HIT SQUAD KILLAS

>>67448363
WAKA FLOCKA FLAME ONE HOOD ASS NIGGA

>>67448427
RIDIN REAL SLOW BENDIN CORNERS MY NIGGA

>>67446356
Hi instead of hello
>you and her
Just you or you guys

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>ywn meet a middle age fujoshi

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Got hit with a crippling wave of depression a few days ago and haven't been able to do anything since. Usually I can power through it but it's hitting hard today. Almost started crying in public yesterday for no apparent reason.

>>67448566
I'll take middle-aged fujoshi thanks.

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>>67447677
everyone here is too tall desu so if you want one you can come over
i know like 2 2m girls i see daily and see tons of 1.90m women walking around :(

yaaaaaay Latvia is turning 98 this friday

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>>67448023
is this an ayn rand quote

>>67448684
gross pic do not post in my threads again

>>67449060
no idea

How many Americans call pizzas 'pizza pies'?

>>67449255
literally zero

>>67449255
Like 5

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>>67449402
>>67449392

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>>67445686
I am white.

>>67449255
Sounds like something Mormons would do.

>>67449543
I have like one white ancestor and the rest are African Americans

Am I white?

>>67449543
lol not really

post a pic of your face

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>>67449102
cum dont belong to you homeboi

No leaf formed against me shall prosper

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>>67445686

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>>67449543
People need to fucking stop breeding outside of their heritage

>>67449723
nothing apartheid about it. white bois need to step up their game baka

>>67449723
DELETE THIS!!!!!

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>people being mean to you is not a legitimate reason to kill yourself

>>67449724
no can do desu

desu

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I am American and I apologize Japan for war crime

>>67450204
Underrated post.

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>>67450204
Not letting Japan have China and Korea was a mistake desu.

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>>67450204
>>67450281

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>I swear, any problem you have can be fixed

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Incoming DNC chairman: "Labor unions wuz raycis n sheeit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89d7QTDQ2b4

>>67450367
Reddit needs to leave.

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>>67450367
>Incoming DNC chairman: "Labor unions wuz raycis n sheeit"

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>People need to fucking stop breeding outside of their heritage

carifornia now japan colony

This place sure is lively. It's almost like the majority of the people on /cum/ are high schoolers.

Just for the record, I do believe there is a God. I just believe he hates me. (Inb4 fedora posting)

>>67451082
What makes you think that, friend? I can ensure you that God loves you.

#calexit

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>What makes you think that, friend? I can ensure you that God loves you.

>>67451210
Was he always wearing a sonic shirt? I've seen that picture 100 times and never noticed.

>>67451274
Unless he changed clothes without me knowing.

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Just ate an entire pizza... And I'm still hungry.

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>>67451274
>>67451311
>sahnic

>>67451630
I eat an entire pizza once a week with veg desu, not a big thing.

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>>67451630
what kinda pizza anon

>>67451803
Little Caesar's pepperoni.

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>>67451656
Knahledge

>>67451873
Why didn't u buy two

>tfw being sick on birthday

>>67452026
POO

>>67451964
This guy seems like before he figured out how to scam people, he probably spent his evenings living in a musty van and masterbating to old, soiled magazines.

>>67452026
>tfw sick on one of my birthday
>forced to blow candles when I've been vomitting all day
>too sick to eat the cake so my parents just ate it themselves
I hate those two.

looking at rural WV on maps

super comfy

>>67451873
good man

ive got frozen pizza ima throw some anchovies on later

>>67452078
>scam people
His videos are free. Go check them out and tell me how they're a scam.

>>67452054
HORSEFUCK

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÃEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÃAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÃA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÃN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÃS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÃOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÃRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>>67452259
Free things can still be scams. You are giving him your time and attention, which YouTube pays him for capturing.

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I need a spic looking british girlfriend buds

>>67452259
he shelled out money for obnoxious fake ads about his fake lifestyle to jew some youtube views

and it worked, the fucker just wanted exposure

>>67452259
>Hey guys, check out my website, buy my book, pay $70/month and I'll give you some tips

>>67452421
He's legit showing you what he's selling. If you buy it and regret it, that's your own fault.

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>>67452480
>He's legit showing you what he's selling. If you buy it and regret it, that's your own fault.

>>67452304
rude

>tfw waiting for an uchi villager to suggest building a windmill

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>>67445948
>(leased) phone

>>67452480
The thing is he advertised exceptionally aggresivley, videos all over the place, telling people they had to be like him to be successful. It was all very well done to be honest.
Now obviously not a lot of people are goin to fall for it, but there's a fair amount of gullible, dumb, or down-on-their-luck people who bought in and who's losing in the long run. And I'd call that a scam.

Those porn sites that open up 3+ windows after trying to press the play button, are those viruses I'm getting

>>67452746
Some are. Just stick to xvideos and all the most popular, stop looking for the weirdest fetishes.

What are /cum/'s favourite games?
mine go:
>Arma 2/Operation Arrowhead
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series
>Insurgency
>Quake 3/Q Live
>Unturned
>Red Orchestra 2/Rising Storm

>>67452689
By that logic, all business books are a scam.

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KILL WHITEY

>>67452879
Holy autism.

The amount of false flagging going on right now is absolutely retarded.
Some things I have seen in the past week:
>A hand written note against a gay couple from "Trump Country" with the swastika drawn backwards
How many people knew the exact address where these guys live? Oddly, they didn't want to open an investigation.
>A "wall" of about 10 cardboard boxes spray painted with some inflammatory language stacked outside the house where a Mexican guy lives
Looked like something I would have built in elementary school.
>"Heil Trump" scrawled out on a church
Why would they write this on a church of all places?

>>67452874
xvideos has been deleting a lot of videos lately

But I'm taking your advice

>>67452941
Depends on the book, there's a lot of actually good self-help books, there's a lot of shit ones too.
They also don't charge monthly fees.

You know what fuck it
Instead of waiting in just gonna do that junk food fapping thing now
This is the most brazenly degenerate thing I can think of

Going to target what should I get

>>67452879
Been playing alot of overwatch and killing floor 2 lately

>>67452997
>autism
explain

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can rust belt bros confirm that trump support was wild there
im still perplexed that he won there
no one seemed to mention it before

>>67453006
They always do, companies give them a lot of shit these days, even streaming services. They're deleting every chaturbate upload they can find, so many good amateur vids are gone.

I remember years ago when they were loaded with underage, not necessarily cp, but obvious 15-17 year old content got deleted, then their traffic took a nose dive.

>>67453092
>junk food fapping thing

What? I'm interested now

>>67453092
>junk food fapping

wat

>>67453136
They're all autist video games.

My top favorite games:
1. Guitar Hero/Rock Band
2. Final Fantasy X
3. Pokémon
4. Megaman
5. Super Smash Bros

>>67453092
>junk food fapping
go on.

>>67453249
GH/RB isnt really autist level rhythm games, games like Osu and AUdiosurf on the other hand...

>>67453249
>arma 2 and red orchestra are autist
>plays FF and Smash
is this bait?

>>67453249
>ff
>pokemon
>megaman
>super smash bros
You literally listed games with a massive sperg community. The other anon just seems to have a military fetish

>>67453269
You eat junk food and masturbate at the same time. /r9k/ is getting desperate for highs that aren't bad boy drugs.

>>67453178
No one really expected it here either desu.

There were very few people advertising their political associations.

My county is very white and leaned heavily towards Obama during his two terms but went heavily for Trump during this election. Trump just did what republicans never were able to do before, which is to relate to the voters here. Hillary by contrast didn't really make such an attempt.

>>67453483
>You eat junk food and masturbate at the same time.
trying this now

>>67453483
>be degenerate while not actually feeling degenerate

Ultimate loser denial

>>67453441
Nigga, everyone loves those games. The sperg community is just a fraction of its fans, unlike the games he listed.

>>67453207
>>67453239
>>67453269
Some people last thread were talking about eating while masturbating and I was just thinking that was hot as fuck and I have a thing for over indulgence anyway
Also this >>67453483 I'm too scared of drugs

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Why is there so much gun violence in Canada?

Is it because of the yahoos in Alberta?

>>67453589
>literally /v/ tier games
>only a fraction is sperg
lol try again

>>67453651
/v/ is obsessed with games like Undertale, Half-life and Fallout.

>>67452879
Morrowind
Tales of Symphonia
Mount and Blade
Civ
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is fucking dope, i want to get a better pc so i can get some dank mods and replay shadow of chernobyl

i really enjoyed WoW back in burning crusade, but those days are gone

>>67453635
1) illegal yanks and yank cultural influence

2) we have a shit ton of guns compared to most of those places

3) poor minorities in inner cities

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>i really enjoyed WoW

>>67453700
>undertale
good game, fun writing

thank god i played that game before i saw the fanart

fucking worst of the worst furry tumblr degenerate filth

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>>67452879
ГPAД MOHOЛИT

>>67453751
How do I illegally immigrate to Canada?

>>67453743
Yeah WoW used to be really fun. Too bad the grinding and social aspect in retail is completely forgotten, guess it's back to playing private servers.

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>>67453635
we're one of the few countries with guns, also easy access to illegal guns from the US supply chain

and north american drug trade/gang crime seems to be inherently more violent than it is in europe, i think north americans are just more hardcore

>>67453814
crawl under the great lakes

mounties dont want to get their uniforms wet so they wont check under there

>>67453841
Didn't they have some old school simplistic server thousands were playing until Blizzard pulled the plug?

>>67453846
You're a faggot. Literally nobody is going to say, "Keep the hood safe, H."

>>67453801
A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки!

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>>67453635
>excluding Mexico

>>67453814
Literally just walk/drive/swim across any of the thousands of miles of our insecure border or cross legally but stay past your allotted visit time

>>67453846
Like i would ever type out the words, Keep the hood safe, H.

>>67453914
Can I get a job with no skills or proof of residence?

>>67453874
yeah, I remember there was this one legacy server that a fuck ton of players used to play on called Nostalrius that Blizz sued and forced to shut down. There was even this huge community backlash following it's shutdown.

>>67453949
Are you white or Asian? Then yes. It would probably be a pretty shit job though.

>>67453977
blizzard didn't sue them, they just threatened to and they bitched out because theyre fags

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>>67453751
>>67453846

How do we reduce gun violence?

I don't want to die from a bullet.

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Any good vaporwave you guys been listening to recently?

>>67453867
Don't do this in the St. Clair River or Detroit River though cause they watch those pretty closely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCZQJv47CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZhJMuPP24

>>67454031
vaporwave is meh
Future Funk is where it's at lad

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>Any good vaporwave you guys been listening to recently?

>>67453249
>final fantasy
>megaman
>super smash bros
>pokemon
Didn't megaman fans threaten to bomb capcom when they put an overweight version of the character in street fighter x tekken? Also doesn't final fantasy have a ton of spergs who reenact the already cringy game in real life?

>>67454019
Build a wall between us and the U.Sers

>>67454004
And what about housing?

Sorry about all the questions. I'm literally thinking about illegally immigrating to Canada.

>>67454019
we don't need to, it's a statistically negligible problem

and what difference does it make what type of weapon someone murders with

>>67452879
My favorite games/series :
>Fallout series
>Arma 2, Operation Arrowhead, Arma 3
> Civilization series
> TES series
>The Last of Us
> Tekken Series

>>67454074
You'd have to rent. Prices are still pretty crazy right now but have been slowly cooling over the last 2-3 months.

>>67454074
>I'm literally thinking about illegally immigrating to Canada.
Good riddance.

>>67454100
Favourites of all time
>Spyro (muh nostalgia)
>Shadow of the Colossus
>Black Ops Zombies mode
>Civilization
>CKII/EUIV
>DotA (but only with friends)

Favourites Recently
>Overwatch
>Momodora series
>Factorio
>Endless Legend

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>>67454077
>what difference does it make what type of weapon someone murders with

I have enough BJJ training to stop a blade attack.

How the fuck do you defend against a gun?

>>67452351
>DUENDES ANDINOS

lol

>>67454283
You dont

>>67454074
you'll get deported, it's hard as fuck to live here illegally

also if you have to go for any medical treatment you're going to get hit with a life destroyingly huge bill

also why would you voluntarily lower your standard of living?

>>67454162
Any recommendations on places to settle down in? Preferably somewhere urban with lots of people and a high crime rate so I don't get found out. (Outside of Chingcouver)

>>67454283
with your gun

you do have a gun don't you anon?

also if someone is trying to murder you it will probably catch you off guard and your blowjob training won't help

>>67454380
Prairies sound like a good fit. Regina, Winnipeg, Edmonton are all good choices.

>>67454338
>why would you voluntarily lower your standard of living?
America is literally the worst (developed) country to live in. Moving anywhere else in the 1st world would be an upgrade.

>>67454432
I do love Edmonton. Plus I know some good peoole in the area (dated one of 'em, but chimped out when she got married to someone else, so probably not her).

>>67454449
you realize near everything costs double here what it does in america but the wages are the same right?

things like car insurance are like $200 a month, gas is double, food is double etc

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This should do

rate

>>67454396
>you do have a gun don't you anon?

I'm not a redneck

>>67454539
You play Titanfall 2?

>>67454557
what makes someone a redneck?

i live in a major city and own many guns

>>67454594
>own many guns

you're a redneck

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>>67454557
>no funs
>worried about getting shot by funs
>knows secret chinese dick sucking defense
please be my bf

>>67454539
>Targetfag
You're alright, don't be in Minnesota tomorrow.

>>67454594
>own many guns

That

>>67454514
I was born in America, moved here with family (who are originally from Canada).
Life here is better, maybe we don't indulge ourselves as much but honostly we've been in better health and mind in Canada.

>>67454587
titanfall 2 is fun! its like if call of duty was good

>>67454650
>>67454681
so owning a gun automatically makes you a redneck? even if you work in technology and live in a giant city?

>>67454759
You want another double xp code? I don't have the game but eat a lot of doritos.

>>67454653
I will offer my body only if you voted for Hillary

I just trimmed and shaved my escrotum. Thinking about gettin a back sack and crack. Its just 30 USD

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>>67454864
I didnt vote

>>67454972
commie

>>67454690
maybe you just lived in a shitty part of the US

>>67454972
Shouldn't you be practicing, Kaepernick?

>>67454995
In my defense I am horribly lazy and decided to go lift weights instead of using google to figure out how to vote and when.

>>67455006
You mean all of it?

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>>67454539
>myfreshmanyearofcollege/10.

>>67454650
>you're a redneck
>>67454681
>That
But no.

>>67454931
>escrotum
It's cute when your accent slips out like that.

>>67454972
>I didnt vote
Ugh.

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>>67455008
Shouldn't you be taking my virginity?

>>67455052
there are a lot of places in the US i've been where i wouldn't even know it was the US and not canada other than road signs being in miles and shit like that

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how is your day going /cum/?

>>67455162
I don't fuck with virgins

Americans, from what I have heard you don't really have public transport.
So how would I be getting from one town to another in the US without a car?

>>67455159
>22
>a gun

>>67455216
Booooooooooooooooooooring. Browsing /biz/ all day trying to learn stocks and shit.

>>67455241
you dont

Afternoon, buds. What have you guy done today?

>>67455287
But I gotta get from Oklahoma City to Edmond mate

>>67455241
You don't in the majority of places. In the movies the cities usually have taxi and bus so you should go there.

>>67455297
good afternoon
see >>67447373
thats how great my day is going

>>67455297
Absolutely fucking nothing.

>>67455241
Greyhound
Megabus
Local bus systems in populated areas often connect but aren't very convenient.

I have taken Amtrak a few times too but flying is almost always preferential.

>>67455329
there (((((may))))) be a bus you can catch but theyre sparse in this day and age

>>67455006
I was born in Massachusettes, though I don't remember anything from there but my parents said they enjoyed it.
We then moved to Wisconsin, within two years my parents gained around 50 lbs between them, when my brother was born my Mother had to keep working her job (no mat leave) so she could support another child, my dad had a 45 minute commute since we had to live in a smallish town outside of where his work was located. My parents had to alternate night of working and staying home looking after us so I never got to see them together much.
After that we lived in Texas for a few years, my Father's commute was cut by fifteen minutes, but he was making more so my mother could stay home and look after the kids. Health insurance was still a big drain financially but we were living comfotably enough.
We finally moved back to Canada and our quality of life went up, my siblings and I got better education out of it, my parents got to spend more time together, my mother went back to work since we were growing up but she also didn't have to worry about losing her job over something stupid. My dad's commute is now only around 20 minutes.
I can tell you first hand we have a better life in Canada, and all the Ameriboos on this site piss me off but I hope they can emigrate so they can learn that the US is an awful country that sucks the life and health out of you.

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>>67455446
More importantly we have better qts

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lads

you think trump-putin acting like a buddies with each other is viable thing or just campaigning meme that will burn out in practice?

>>67455446
Holy shit nobody gives a fuck how far your dad has to drive to work. Is this seriously what you think is important when you are telling a story?? If your parents are anything like you then you guys are a bunch of fucking retards and probably need to be coddled by a welfare system in order to eek out a meager existence.

>>67455519
meme

The American Military Industrial Complex won't let him dismantle NATO or substantially ease tensions with Russia.

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>>67455566
>amerifat gets btfo
>HURR DURR MUH WELFARE MERICA NUMBA WUN USA USA USA

>>67455566
Underage b& detected.

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Rate my map buds

>>67455511
>that
>cute

>>67455566
Middle-class actually, never been or welfare nor needed a government stipend. I know it might seem minor but long commutes are dehumanizing, when you get used to the idea that you're okay losing days of your life driving to and from work you feel less human.
My Dad's been much happier since moving back, in no small part to a reduced commute but also knowing his children are safer and have better opportunities here.

>>67455743
I'm all for it, as long as you gas quebec

>seppos posting in my thread
get out

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>>67455753
This is what an average girl looks like in canada

>>67455743
>Suddenly mexico city becomes developed
Fuck yes! All dem norhtern sombrero wearing cow fucking dildo in hand welding sonsobitches need to fuck off

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Is has BEGUN

>>67455446
sounds like your parents are irresponsible and couldn't hack it without a nanny state

for those types of people canada works better, but the rest of us non retards are pissed about how high our taxes are

>>67455825
Ofc

>>67455905
Glad you like it. Gonna be honest I know nothing of the Mexican states and just tried making it look nice.

>>67455916
get some nacho cheese for those oreos

PENNY PENNY
TRUMP WON THE PRESIDENCY PENNY

so what?
reddit will be mad....
HAHAHHAHAH

>>67455916
Eggnog is god tier man

>>67455743
We don't want those maritime welfare leeches.
t.New Englander

>>67455762
what the fuck do commutes have to do with the u.s. vs. canada

>>67456018
eggnog is shit without rum.

>>67456015
Yeah but he lost the popular vote by a fucking huge margin.

>had two more buy one get one free coupons for subway
>use one
>they give me more on accident
>accidentally throw it away
just
JUST

>>67456036
Too bad, they can't survive alone and Quebec doesn't want them either.

Fuuuuuc I want some eggnog now

I must ask
Do you think I am gay for like and dance this kind of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Vp7JcBAHw

>>67456015
>reddit will be mad
They won't be mad. Even though Trump has basically said he's not going to drain the swamp, they'll still support him.

>>67455602
Dismantlement of NATO was always a meme, along with many Trump platforms of campaign.
Everyone but Cleetus McShitFuck knows it virtually impossible to accomplish. Trump had to do a pander to dumb redneck.

>>67455947
>t. Basement dweller

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>>67456126
I think you're gay for preferring dramas over the Loud House.

>>67456315
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
If my parents learn I listen to this, will they think i gay?

>>67456315
i dont understand what this show is

>>67456349
p gay senpai

>>67456372
I understand the lyric, but the type of song is quality.
I remember I was once play shooter game, and it was ARMA.
When was about to jump parachute from sky, guy start playing this on microphone.

Where can I watch some Hey Arnold?

>>67456431
YouTube.

>>67456306
what makes you say that?

i'm just a lower middle class bachelor in his late 20s

>>67456349
Listen to this instead.

https://youtu.be/udB6GBGI0vA

>>67456530
Lewd

>>67456418
Ah I see, well you seem to like light upbeat tunes, but unless you're sucking cock in rhythm to the beat, I think you're fine

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>>67456608
Not lewd enough.

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what is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUea0h4DZTs

>>67456905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF02yXeKuvI

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I hate normalfag. Stupid shit they do for a self gratification at expense of others make a stomach bile wash up to mouth in disgust.

>>67456905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skWI1OLdMQA

>>67456905
>not listening to French/Québecois music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUHmPPPWlgY

You're basically an anglo-barbarian if you're not doing as such.

>>67445686
SHART IN MART

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gf in the middle bros

>>67457251
mine on the left

>>67457251
Your gf has a mom that's hotter than her

>>67457251
why you obsessed with obama daughter, is not particularly attractive.
maybe, in roundabout way, you want to be fucked by obama, thus attraction to female offspring. lol.

you obamafucker lol

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http://www.usanewspolitics.com/2016/11/09/1canadian-militia-vows-to-prote23ct-borders-from-illegal-americans/

STAY OUT COMMIES

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>>67457391
what the fuck

>>67457435
>When you get mad at your president for enforcing border laws, flee the country, and get shot by their countries border patrol

Seinfeld is basically 4 people getting screwed over by various coincidences on a daily basis

>>67457391
Is this one of those news satire websites?

>>67457435
>>67457635
yeah

gave me a chuckle though

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Hey guys, im in a bit of a conundrum, I live with family and they came and brought a black (((friend))) for dinner, I told my parents I wasn't happy being around him, because he has a higher percent chance to steal or rape or even kill us.. they called me racist even though i'm not.. im just stating facts
so after we all sat down on the dinner table I asked him how much crime he does, as a census question, he got mad and told me im racist, and now im banned from the dinner table...... Do I just tell them they'll regret in janurary when president Trump is sworn in... like idk..

67457744
>this post
>sadwojakfunnyjunk.jpg

it is a "bait" yeah

>>67457744
If you're not baiting then neck yourself

>>67457781
is ukraine a cool country?

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>>67457956
>Ukraine
>country

>>>/x/

>>67457940
>If you're not baiting
are your retarded?

>>67457956
Russia us cooler

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>getting hand cramps cus you have been rubbing her pussy for so long

>>67458237
I'll never know that feeling desu

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>>67458385
Sure ya will, pal. You're gonna make it. We all are.

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>>67458385
>tfw anon wont rub me red

suddenly argentina

>>67458068
Learn English before insulting me you faglord

snow is for gays

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>>67458806
Yes, the ruse has cruised!

>3 oreo packages
9/10 of the eggnog gone
>doritos gone
>came twice already

Man this is nice I should have tried this ages ago
I'm definitely pretty full now though

new early
>>67458966
>>67458966
>>67458966

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>>67458986
what a fag

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>>67458958

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>>67458986

>>67459029
Yessss

>>67459113

>>67459252

>>67459295

>>67459324

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>>67459113
>>67459295
>>67459295
>>67459324
>>67459366

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>>67459470