/brit/

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korean pop

mates.

i was going to eat an orange but instead opted for a banana

cara

>>67440221

>orange

triggered

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>Mfw goot thinks he's clever and catches me ban-evading but I delete my cookies
You can't win

having a beer

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VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11656408
http://www.strawpoll.me/11656408

>>67440259
How can white men even compete?

>>67440259
Bet a very clever lad will reply to this claiming to be the gorilla

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High Speed Rail Part Two

>>67440259
nice of lewis hamilton to take a snap

>>67440259
me on the right

>>67440259
i am the gorilla

>>67440283

I'll be fucking creasing @ the north when they reach Brum and stop

>>67440283
why the fuck would i want to go to any of those shitheaps

>High Speed 3 (HS3) is a conceptual coast to coast, east-west rail line in northern England, connecting Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and Hull.

now THAT would really juice up the northern powerhouse

incorrect>>67440283

>>67440336
you've already got the trans pennine lines

you can't really make them any faster

>>67440336
>tfw it would be faster to commute from Liverpool to Hull each day than to commute into London

>>67440283
>completely bypassing the north east

SLIMY SOUTHERN CUNTS

>>67440399
Northfags REEEEEing because they've been forgotten again
Not a new sight

>>67440283
Where's the train to Northern Ireland?

THE POLICE HAVE ARRESTED YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOUR GIMMICK IS EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL/TERRORIST INTENT

Quick, how do you explain your gimmick to them?

>>67440360
You probably can. 3 hours between Liverpool and Newcastle is a joke

>>67440283
>goes through brumistan

oh am i laffin

>>67440457
I DO NOT CONSENT

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some day /brit/ tolerates yanks

other days /brit/ hates yanks

>>67440399
That is not the route you fool

Literally makes no sense to invest into anything north of London.

>>67440457
It's just a prank bro.

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>>67440493
INDEPENDENCE NOW REEEEEEEEE

>>67440457
*continue to slowly walk towards them*

>>67440457
Shan't be spending one moment in your disgusting prison cell

>>67440221
orange you glad you had that banana

>>67440473

you're just visitors. Like visitors, sometimes you outstay your welcome.

>>67440473
every day /brit/ hates yanks, you just think that people like you when they don't reply to you

fuck off

hungover lads

send help

>>67440457
tfwnogf reflects the crippling realisation that I will never find a woman who will love me and will remain forever alone, not a coded formula for explosives

>>67440493

this desu. The north has always been a drain. How many government initiatives to boost the northern economy will it take until Whitehall realises they're beyond help.

I prefer yanks over certain /brit/ posters

At work and shitposting again all day lads.

Feels good to be the sysadmin haha.

>>67440467
well the york to newcastle section is capable of high speeds, but the entire liverpool, manchester, huddersfield and leeds section isn't as fast and there's not much room for upgrades

cock and bollocks

>>67440580
>How many government initiatives to boost the northern economy
How many have they done?

>>67440617
They let a geordie win last year's I'm A Celeb

Got the week off, plan to spend it sitting in my bedroom watching cartoons haha

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L O N D O N
O O
N N
D D
O O
N N

The knockers on one of my students are stupendous lads.

Wearing that TIGHT jumper over them should be illegal.

(uni here, not a nonce)

Demi Rose Mawby is going softcore cam now lads

>>67440631
oh for fuck sake.

L O N D O N
O_O
N __N
D ___D
O ____O
N _____N

BNE
N
E

>>67440655
mong

Remember when Nigel Farage was appointed British Ambassador to the US?
Oh wait I don't so he should fuck off.

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>>67440673
>yank
>using terms such as "mong"

>>67440655
>O_O
fuck off underage weeaboo

>>67440639
pics?

also pretty sure it's not noncery if she has huge boobs no matter what age she is

>>67440617
Literally every government has initiatives to rebuild the North, pay attention for once in your life.

>>67440690
brit on vacation here

>>67440691
sacré bleu, mon cover has been le blown

bring doggo in to sleep on my bed

y/n?

>>67440617

Distribution of Industry Act 1945 is one

>>67440728
y+n

>>67440703
Thats what they all say.

t. Scotsman with Irish roots living in England on a business trip in Estonia.

>>67440699
Like?

>>67440745
NOT helpful

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>>67440703
>vacation

FOY

>>67440747
I see you are new around these parts, kid

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>he doesn't have demi rose mawby's hardcore vids

>>67440770
>not knowing this gimmick

>>67440792
gobshite

Seartching for a funny successful Aryan SO

>>67440767
n+y

>>67440776
I see you know your judo well

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gf just sent me this

>>67440827
hmm consider returning it

>>67440749
Northern Powerhouse
Regional Development Agencies

>>67440827
bit of a neck

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>>67440776
>kid
FOY

>>67440813
pls i will do whatever /brit/ says

why would anybody film themselves having sex, you can't wank over it in case you reach the vinegar strokes and it suddenly cuts to your gurning chimp face

>>67440836
>Northern Powerhouse
Pahahahahahaha
You genuinely think this is a thing?

I'm asking you for specifics and all you have are memes, you fucking thick nigger.

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>when /brit/ baits a yank

>>67440847
idk, its up to you to decide, friendo

>>67440876
Regional Development Agencies are not a meme, get back in your pen northern monkey

>>67440885
Was on the edge of my seat
Thought the little guy wouldn't make it for a moment

>>67440914
They're also not exclusive to the north, you divvy shitskin. They're all over England.

You have no argument.

Jackin the beanstalk lads, if you know what I mean

>>67440953
explain

>>67440942
>They're also not exclusive to the north, you divvy shitskin. They're all over England.

What diffence does it make shit for brains?
Best be off to your Job Centre appointment, scrounging northern shit.

Why is it that with all the money London gets thrown at it, it is still a fucking shithole full of pakis and niggers?

exciting new turn in the ribena arc

>>67440979
get fucked

living off 3 hours sleep lads

Teeth were really a massive mistake in the evolutionary design of humans

>have tooth abscess
>get pains so sharp I have to lie down and squirm on my bed
>pains eventually stop (tooth died but didn't realise this yet)
>cheek swells up massively a few months later
>have to get on antibiotics
>later have to do a root canal to save the tooth for £350

Like why couldn't they be made of titanium or something

>>67440976
You have literally nothing to support your argument at all. Typical uppity nigger.

>>67440988
bad post

>>67440997
>get called for being another moronic northern whinger
>y-y-y-ou've g-got no argument!!

is amir going to do some terrorism now?

>>67440988
is that you? i wish you were inside me right now :)

he's here...

>>67440962
Shaking the baby bottle

>>67441018
Jihad = Arabic for struggle

It's not terrorism....necessarily

>>67441016
You have no argument though, Jamal. You made a claim and failed to back it up with anything. It's what you niggers do, which is why you do nothing but fucking moan

>>67441020
bit gay

>>67441018
Ah yes, another narrative plot on this 'character'. What a way to keep us entertained

>>67441035
don't reply to me

have taken to cucking myself while having a wank ie. not being able to touch my cock, no porn, etc.

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>>67441056
>You made a claim and failed to back it up with anything

>>67440996
evolution isn't choawn m8§§

>>67441075
so it's just sitting down for a bit

>>67441076
Ah yes, the thick nigger backtracking technique

Lads I'm about to go warm up your girlfriends dinner. If you know what I mean

>>67441096
Ah yes, the sponging northern peasant being an illiterate tool technique

>>67441099
I don't

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>Corbyn doing a dance at Remembrance Sunday

Howling

>>67441112
Jamal, there's a reason why the world looks down on things like you. Fucking smelly coon.

Just admit you have no argument then fuck off back to KFC.

job interview in two hours slightly bricking it ngl

why do i want to work in marketing? do i really give a shit about selling trash to runts?

>>67441095
got a stiff willy though

>>67440988
had a screeching good laugh at this post

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>>67441154

Wahey, lads! Got some new wheelies from ye ol' bath chair!

>>67441223
You got a new bin?

>bath chair

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>>67441223
way to ruin a post by forgetting the pic

>>67441156
say you want to help the fluchtlings and they'll hire you x

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>>67441112
>>67441154
fucks sake you two pipe down

>>67437965
Good edition

>>67441251
fluchlings don't have money to buy things silly

missed my doctors appointment because I couldn't find the building lmao

fuck my life

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>pakipoo

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>>67441187

>>67440573
Bacon bap lad?

business idea: disguise MI6 agents in Russian military uniforms, purchase disused former Eastern Bloc T-72/80-series tanks and engage in mass false flag invasions across the Estonian-Russian border in order to provoke a counterattack

Retreat and let the chips fall where they may

>>67441325
not a bad idea desu

business idea: make a new Pepsiman video game

>>67441379
>Retreat and let the chips fall where they may
Did this before and got fired from Rumbles

>>67441402
haha take care of yourself hun x

Ate some very spicy self-made guacamole yesterday. My stomach really hurts, I already shat fire twice today and have to go again. I'm on my way home, I'll be home in about an hour.

REALLY hope I don't shit my pants lads (wouldn't be the first time haha)

>>67441429
Belgiums out

>>67441379

unoriginal. basically a take on 'no russian' from cod

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doggo being gay

>>67441429
Are the Belgian fuck from /epl/?

>>67441436
I'm English you plonker

>>67441438
dont reply to me again

Sat around eating peanut brittle today lads

>>67441429
SHART
IN
BRUXELS

67441455
Don't remember giving you permission to reply to me.

>>67441438
How about "No teeth" then, huh? Meet me in the maccas car park in 5 minutes and I'll let you be the first to witness my new plan

>>67441450
No
>>67441479
Don't like this gimmick

business idea: more belgian posters on int to trigger bongs

>>67441481

you would get decked in one punch. worm.

belgium? more like lelgium

>>67441500
business idea: we start a business that sells business ideas

>smoke a bowl
>not high

ah yes

>be kissless virgin
>been on dating sites for a few years but no luck
>finally get a date (this Friday)
>it's going well so far, she says she can't wait to meet me and we're talking loads already
>...
>turns out she's the ex-oneitis of my ex-oneitis

What the fuck have I memed into existence

>>67441500
Having second thoughts yet? >>67441549
state of that post

The absolute state of my existence

>>67441566
she's bi?

>>67441566
shit story, expected more when I started reading

>>67441566
Not sure about this post

>>67441559
maybe you'll be high with a speedball mate
try that

>>67441586
haha, yeah, you a 25 year old, unemployed man with no skills, no qualifications, no friends, no prospects or plans of any kind, popping tranny pills in his parents house too?

>>67441602
The girl I'm going on a date with is bi but she's got no experience with girls. My ex-oneitis (okay I do still kinda have feelings for her) is a lesbian

>>67441621
heroine is for plebs, i have some codeine on hand though. no coke either

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>br*ts

>>67441642
Easiest way to spot a visiting Irish or British lad on an Australian beach is to look for the one thats red, if that fails look for the one that's drowning

Business idea: instead of shitting my pants I take a shit at maccie d's

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>>67441636
>heroine is for plebs
>i have some codeine on hand

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>My ex-oneitis (okay I do still kinda have feelings for her) is a lesbian

>>67441658
Don't remember asking you

>>67441658
are anglo australians that have lived there for generations more wog like than FOB poms?

Imagine being the kind of malnourished cretin that unironically uses the phrase "oneitis".

Horrendous.

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>>67441666
injecting yourself with drugs is degenerate, pills are just cleaner

also check'd

>>67441703
an oneitis is just someone you like right? and who acts like you don't exist because you never entered contact?

>>67441711
>not smoking it

>>67441671
Don't remember asking you either

Gunning for a broken jaw you are

>>67441678
Combination of being sober enough to actually use sun screen and a general appreciation for the dangers the sun poses 2bh, of course we're not so deprived of sun for most of the year that we're bordering on transparent either so that helps.

gonna spend today fapping to traps and eating kinder bars

>>67441726
i can get 100% purity codeine with the CWE method using over the counter drugs. i get them along with milk at the pharmacy. much easier than meeting a drug dealer for heroine.
>>67441733
im a med so i tan, would honestly hate to be a pasty yt in australia

>>67441766
Really weird lad.
Why's that?

>>67441766
ngl but it sounds like you have serious issues

>>67441810
>>67441819
wtf stop kink shaming me

>>67441809
>i can get 100% purity codeine with the CWE method using over the counter drugs. i get them along with milk at the pharmacy. much easier than meeting a drug dealer for heroine.
yeah I can have that too? but codeine is still shit senpai if you want the full opiate experience get some fucking heroin

Any news that isnt optimistic about brexit is fake news 2bh

>>67441839
i've done oxycodone, codeine and smoked opium

its all the same shit imo, i just do more codeine (160mg+)

there's nothing to do

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>>67441835
kinder bars? lad...

>>67441887
scissors paper rock?

>>67441854
this

bremoaners can't handle losing. they're like children

>>67441895
okay

1

2

3

*rock*

Any one who thinks trump will cause an immediate crisis is and idiot

But eQually idiotic is anyone who believes he wont do with US resources what putin has done with russia which is just another type if less aparent crisis

>>67441913
*paper*

ahhh damn!!

bored again

light! more light

Depressed
In bed
Alone

>>67441904
That comment was satire you deluded twat.

Right wingers literally cannot name a situation in which they would stop supporting trump or brexit. Thats how we know its a mental illness

haven't bought a video game in over a year

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doggo

natgeo fleece is COVERED in hairs

Had hot sauce on every meal for the last 72 hours
Got to admit now my anus is really regretting that decision

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>>67441924
>>67441913
Good fight was very fun to watch honestly

>>67441953
>t. bremoaner

crying won't get you what you want lmao

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>>67441924
>>67441913
>>67441985

>>67442006
I dont want

think i've been on the 'chan almost everyday this year

woke up with sticky balls lads ngl

@67441969
No fucker cares about your ugly fucking dog, you IRA terrorist spudnigger bogtrotting cunt.

>>67441969
why does el doggo have a lead on inside

>>67442050
This.

Who's up for a game of Rock Paper Scissors at exactly 12:45?

>>67442050
It's a nice doggo tbf.

>>67441969
Cute doggo

>>67442050
t. Cat

Nekos desu

cat's absolutely lost it

thinks he's a human

is it true that people who like cats over dogs are rasheed

>>67442131
cats are animals for runts

>>67442115
>>67442118
>>67442119
Good posts

>>67442131
No, they could just be autistic.

>>67442131
flat=cat
house=dog

>>67442153
yes thats what I was thinking

>>67437965
hardybucks was great desu

>>67442153
Other way

Cats need to get out freely
Dogs can be taken

>>67442088
It's fucking hideous. And the Paddy cunt keeps posting it cos he's desperate for (You)s.

>>67442131
Cats are definitely paki pets. No question about that at all

Tom

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>>67442063
he's a prima donna, very difficult to control

it's his first time in my room also

>>67442172
im lazy so i just let my dog out into my backyard to piss

cats can let themselves in and out through windows in flats

>>67442186
T. Jerry

>>67442195
you have a cute doggo

>>67442182
>cos he's desperate for (You)s
It's no worse than your autistic ranting.

>>67442199
Terrible owner

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>>67442202
delete this

>>67442172
some neighbors cat gets on my balcony sometimes and just chill there
absolutely fuming that this little twat scratches my window thinking imma let him in. thanks god he doesn't shit/piss on my balcony or I would fucking throw him out on the pavement

lads the north of england is like ireland desu

>>67442220
you take your dogs on multiple walks a day? fuck that. especially in -20 degrees, they want to go in themselves

@67442182
Somebody is desperate for (You)s
[spoiler] it's not paddy [/spoiler]

>>67442225
Are you one of the chaps who trued to save that cat in the webm

>>67442219
Then don't reply to it, you daft smelly paki.

The Mick cunt didn't get attention the first time he posted that ugly mutt, why give him it a second time?

busy

>>67442235
Dress for winter stupid leaf

>>67442234
Jackeen

>>67442257
Then fuck off. Please. Leafs are utter shit-tier things

Women who get boob jobs lose feeling in their nips

>>67441854
I see a lot of analysis from financial companies and institutes saying why it's going to be bad but whenever I see someone arguing for Brexit it's usually just "It's going to be great, it just is and anyone who says otherwise is just lying".

As long as commodities are still cheap I don't really care what the country's theme tune is.

>>67442297
feel this
*nipple cripples you*

why did black people have such a problem with sitting at the back of the bus its obviously the comfiest part

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>>67442257
what could a leaf possibly be busy with

>>67442306
d e s u it wont be as bad or as good as either side makes out

>>67442297
Not always

going to make myself breakfast

>>67442328
It is a bit of a shake up for the sake of nothing, all these people who bang on about hating the EU will see no change in their day to day lives, it won't bring jobs back and the foreigners who are already here aren't going to leave.

I don't know what the end game was.

>got a date on Friday
>never been on a date before

What do?

>>67442363
just flop your cock out mate

>>67442363
go on a date on friday

simple

watching the Tickled doco lads

>>67442297
might get a boob job so people can;t give me titty twisters then

>>67442345
To reinforce the narrative that Britain is a strong, independent nytion who don't need no immigrants. Narratives are much more important to people than economics.

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>>67442345
>wanting the fate of the nation to lie in the hands of globalist wankers in brussels

*walks up to the /brit/ stage*
*all eyes upon me*
*raise arms to the side, imitating a plane*
*for the next few minutes you are stunned as you listen to me perfectly do a rendition of Andrea Bocelli's Con Te Partiro*
*bows*

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>>67442345
you'll understand as you get older

>>67442403
why exactly aren't you okay with this

is there anything more runtish than that snapchat filter every 4/10 uses to make them look less uggo?

>>67442427
*checks phone*
*turns to friend beside myself*

Who's this guy again? I thought we were here to see Skepta

*goes outside for a fag*

>>67442434
why would I? They've run things terribly

>>67442436
>is there anything more runtish
browsing snapchat

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>>67442345
>the foreigners who are already here aren't going to leave
Oh we'll see to that..

>>67442466
*heems you*
*posts it on snapchat*

>>67442466
You don't browse snapchat you autist

Sargon has lost the plot

enter shikari is an awful band

browsing snapchat

Just called my professor a runt

>>67442480
*gets my mates at GCHQ to delete the post*
*puts you on the MI6 blacklist*

snapping browsechat

any of you lads shave your pubic hair?

need to stop wanking

just saw a grown as fuck man on a bicycle with one of those fake motorbike engines on

Don't care

Couldn't care any less

>>67442529
Aye lad the boyfriend loves the feel of my smooth body

going to greggs lads, anyone need anything?

*hops on bicycle with fake motorbike engine on it*

brrrrmmmm

just saw baldy mcdonagh on marys street

Seriously don't care AT ALL about that bicycle with an engine

*goes out drinking*
*regrets every single thing i said the next day*
Love paying money for this

Why the fuck do scottish 'people' type in their own accents on twatter lads?

>>67442549
bit gay, that

*splashes on some Terre D'Hermes on my lunch break*

doing a tentative post

>>67442529
no

I trim it instead

shaving in that area is a bit dumb

>>67442577
i dinnae know

How come the Aussies on /brit/ are just not funny?

Are they the dull cunts that have been bullied off their own general?

*kicks you off your bike and steals it*

heh nothing personnel

>>67442577
weird isn't it
i never see anyone else doing it

>>67442578
So is shaving yer pubes you poofter

>>67442602
They're funnier than you.

>>67442592
>trim it
with an electrical shaver?

>>67442625
and you haha

melt

what does heem mean?

>>67442487
>>67442496
>>67442499
>>67442508
>>67442516
>>67442524
>>67442533
>>67442542
>>67442548
>>67442550
>>67442553
>>67442573
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>>67442584
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>>67442625
>>67442632
yeah

>>67442632
no a gas fired shaver

>>67442615
can't call me a poofter m8

>>67442529

I trim it. Shavings for benders

>>67442657
Just did m8

>>67442625
How's the bar work going, Bruce?

>>67442690
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Pomade desu

>>67442678
yh m8

but you just can't go around saying things like that m8

it's a bit rude and unfounded