/brit/

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hmm yes my thoughts exactly

>>67437902
*actively does not share this picture*

lad

>>67437902
I'm fine with subtle/non-intrusive tattoos/piercings

begun stalking the dream gf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMDWkMbBQcD/?taken-by=emmahjadee

>>67437877

Explain to me why any western first world country should so much as keep a welfare system when it is completely broken, encourages self employment which fucks with our economy and lets degenerate lifestyles proliferate.

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Lads, I'm being real here; how do I git gud at /brit/ humour? I love it, it always gets a good laugh out of me, but I just can't fully grasp it.

I know all of the components and complexities of /brit/ humour, -the disregard for authority, the layers of irony, the simple deadpan wit and the cleverly constructed facade of idiocy- for I witness it constantly, yet I myself cannot employ it.

I know it can't be that hard, because plenty of you chaps do it with seeming ease, but something just eludes me. So please, tell me the secret.

In the image are just a few samples of /brit/ humour so you know what I mean. Other examples include

>"Morning lads" posted at a time where you wouldn't expect one to be waking up

>posts about how pathetic one is

>classic phrases such as "Janny, Runt, Rorke, and Rasheed"

>the classic resident tripfags

alri lads
>>67437944
vegan normies are the worst

shat the bed overnight

fuck sake

>>67437951
Haha looks like you've sorted it all out there mate, good lad

*begins talking to a lamp in the corner*

>>67437934
mate...

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this desu

>>67437902
'the work industry'

>>67437877
i want to suck British cock

>>67437961
speak about the dream gf like that again and i'll turn you into my new lampshade

https://www.instagram.com/p/BL8QwziB34g/?taken-by=emmahjadee

>>67437958
JF detected

>>67437944
she has a fat face and a shit dog

made a thread too lads :\

im SUCH a runt

>>67437986
bit gay

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the state of these cows

>>67437993
>Oh and it cures cancer
can't tell if this is satire or not

>>67437996
wrong on both accounts
*draws katana*
en garde

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLYB1Qbho4W/?taken-by=emmahjadee

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Rate me lids

>>67438035
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Shan't be expanding this image

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/rachel-1684411.html
dream gf

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Does anyone else when taking a poo like to squeeze it out slowly and once you feel it is about to go out suck it up again

>>67438024
please delete this...

>>67438053
this was my favourite thread gimmick back when we were choosing the official /brit/ jailfu

>>67438004
what happened here then?

>>67438060
no but i'll try it out next time

>>67438062
i wonder if anyone actually someone mailed some of the qts there

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>>67438062
yeah I found this beaut of a picture on the most popular one

>>67438086
i was unironically the lad who put her forward as a candidate hahaah

rocking chebs on her desu

>>67438085
/cum/ caught on around the same time and someone claimed to email this girl and get a near-instant response iirc
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html

>>67438086
>T J Maxx

dropped tbqhwyf

Lads I have a confession
I don't actually use the word "lad" that much IRL

>>67437972
blimey...

Love hooking up with 6/10s in their mid 30s

They're always so thrilled that someone in their 20s might give them the time of day

>>67438053
>Detectives assigned to the Robbery/Homicide Unit have arrested three suspects who used a popular dating website to lure unsuspecting victims to local motels. Once there, they robbed and battered the victims at gun point. Detectives believe there are more victims.

aha nah i'll pass on that one

>>67438102
originally thought she looked a bit trannyish, bit silly now I come to think of it

>>67438120
these are literal inmates, can't imagine how they'd get away with that when they're already behind bars

>>67438069
i did a seismic shart in NZ

>>67438119

>Mfw got hit on by an older Spanish woman in her late 30s this summer and could've tapped that
It's a nice feeling though, do they put more effort into it?

>>67438113
>I'm a 23 year old ex-gymnast
>looking for someone who is kind, respectful and easy going
>Shift Manager at Wendy's
fucking hell really makes you wonder how some of these got there, like what a gymnast that works a wendys can do to get into prison? do they just snap one day or something

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM0vjDPh6OA/
master of photography this one

>inmates list the outdoors as a hobby

hahahahahaha

might unironically try veganism lads

why can't we just take intelligence tests instead of spending 4 years and thousands of earth monies getting a piece of paper that says you can do thing?

I am not a number. I am a free man

>job interview today
>wake up with eye infection

ahhhhh yesss

>>67438178
t. 67438178

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

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>when people list holidays as a hobby

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>>67438180
guess you didn't see that coming

>>67438167
just look them up in the relative state inmate or DOC database

iirc she was dealing meth

>>67438153
They do, they'll want to buy you drinks and drag you home afterwards

It's like a role reversal, they're hungry for your dick

>>67438167
was cocaine posession iirc
someone pointed out it was probably a repeat offence, still a ludicrously long amount of time

>>67438170
favourite gimmick, swear a third of them say they enjoy the outdoors
screeching

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>Finally get a good job
>Get made redundant after a year
>Back to square one of feeling hopeless and helpless

Ah yes, very impressive.

>>67438180
I told you that eating dirty ass, was a bad idea Schmidt

>>67438223
Don't worry lad here's a song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBf2kTiiIDQ

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>>67438209
>when people list hobbies

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friends are posting black-people-made memes in group chat again lads

how do I convince them that such doings is bad for themselves and their community

>>67438231
unusual comma, placement mate

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/holli-44553-086.html
>I am at a point in my life that I need to change the direction of my path.
>Obviously I am in prison so my daily schedule is structured but I need more help than just the foundation while I'm here

>>67438268
straight to the AJ folder cheers

>>67438272
what are you, talking about?

>>67438276
trailer trash

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>>67437877
hobbies: reading, art, crossdressing, computer, 4chan, and sitting outdoors

>>67438276
arrested for weapon possession with that weapon of a head hahaha

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jamie-01431555.html
real y/n?

>>67438293
>crossdressing
pics?

i hope you're not a disgusting misogynist fetishist

>>67438213
http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=893224
cocaine
seems like a good lass, knows how to have fun thats for sure

>>67438328
i was born intersex so its ok

>>67437877
why a church full of old grannies though
why didnt he shut up a place full of thug niggers or something

>>67438268

BREAK THE CONDITIONING

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/gia-1123201.html

milfy

>>67438333
kys

Lads

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/tina-73109-065.html

would happily send the majority of the people in my suburb to a mass grave

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sherrieleann-1770706.html
>ywn get drunk off sherry with sherrie and perform heinous crimes while enjoying the outdoors

Wahey lads on my break. On since 6.

>>67438329
honestly would write her if I was american/ she lived over here
just seems pathetic writing to an overseas inmate because I think she's qt

>>67438333
really? i dont believe you

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>>67438458
you dont have to. im growing my hair out and im cutting off the dead ends soon

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>>67438436

>>67438471
BOIPUCCI

I swear there's always at least ONE racebaiting article on BBC's features thing on any given day

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/renee-20776551.html
does anyone else come close?

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oi which one of you cunts has got a light?

>>67438471
cute

>>67438501
excellent cobs

think i have an STD lads

>>67438509
>ywn be as cool as these seagulls
;(

>>67438501
lofty chebs

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Don't mind if I post some Dylann.

>>67438471
okay

what's it like being intersex?

>>67438550
seagulls?

>>67438534
gotta catch 'em all

>>67438501
Damn

>>67438509
You can borrow mine.

>>67438518
thank you

why is /brit/ filled with DYELs

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Another one.

>>67438578
i dont like it
i cant swim at pools or i get uncomfortable

the ants are back Ted

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Bit cold out

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/elizabeth-20502334.html
>BRRRPPPFPFPFPFPFFFPFFPFT
>haha whoops! excuse me anon, prison food you know?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/april-0088095.html

would you?

>>67438625
wow this girl is tiny

>>67438623
>wind 34/h
jesus christ

>>67438650
bet her farts pack a potent punch though

*does a post*

>>67438655
>9.44m/s
>jesus christ

>>67438642
flat no

>>67438691
*replies to a post*

Good morning my little finger puppets

What irrelevant squeakings have you got for your master today?
*leans in and listens as you squeak hysterically about minor issues in your small life*
Haha fascinating
*flicks you into the fire with a wave of my hand*

>>67438691
t. crocodile dundee

>>67438693
Fug, I misread h for s.

t. retard

I have never been called a runt

>>67438730
runt

*manipulates you*

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Ugghhh

is it Christmas yet lads?

@67438730
Absolute runt post

>>67438730
runt :3

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What do Brits think about Death Grips???

Why are normalfags always six months late to internet shit and memes?

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>>67438809
Why are normalfags such natalists?

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Mind working on overdrive

>>67438724
I also misread it 2bh

It was definitely over 20m/s a few minutes ago

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>>67438835
i hope the wind does not blow you away anon

>>67438833
Florida looks even more like a penis here

>>67438860
Thank you for your concern

I was a bit worried about having to drive in a in slushy snow and powerful wind

>>67438809
HARAMBE XD

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Ah yes, """""""""""winter"""""""""""

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stephanie-786241.html
wifey material

>>67438906
It should state their reason for their imprisonment so that you know if they are worth it or not

>>67438906
that's a man baby

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>gets more votes

>loses

Actually activates my almonds.

wish youtube would stop putting tonnes of anti-feminist recommendations on my front page and side bars

I'm NOT one of these sad bastard MRAs who spends all his time watching fucking milo/sargon/red-pilled videos, but if anyone got hold of my laptop they'd think I was a hardcore MGTOW when I actually watch far more shit related to movies and space and paranormal shit (but I don't see any recommendations related to them)

fuck sake

>>67438761
christmas songs are playing at my shopping centre so I guess it's close

>>67438935
yeah big annoying how you have to search online for them

>>67438833
Looks like a Turkey with a dick and bullocks

>>67438935
Looked her up and most I could find in the first couple links was "party to murder". Their release dates is a bit of a giveaway though, no one is in there for 20+ years because they sold some heroin

>>67438978
same I'm worried someone is going to spot "nigel farage KEKS pole loving juncker nigger in eu parliament" as recommended if I pop open youtube on my phone because of /brit/
gotten really bad with all the trump videos lately, I just watch them ironically

>>67438973
3 million illegals voted

>>67439003
Oh shit, she had a book and TV episode made about her
http://suzyspencer.com/2013/01/13/deadly-sinswages-of-sin/

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>you ready to turn up to your interview this morning?
>having a panic attack actually
>don't worry everything will be alright, just be yourself

Being myself is why I'm a NEET you runt

>>67439003
how do you search them? "Stephanie Martin" isn't yielding a lot of info for me desu

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>>67439035
Actually engaging my neurons

>tfw no smelly bum gf

>>67439052
Just search their name and inmate number and it might bring up some records, if not I search their name + murder/crime etc.

Can't find a single record on their official government websites desu, enter their name and it just brings up "No results" 90% of the time
Absolute state of yankland

had a dream where i wasnt a 23 yo kv

>>67439042
wew
remember another a girl from the old thread killed her boyfriend's grandma with him, p sure it was this one
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-00510405.html
guess a lot of female inmates have boyfriends they were obsessed with to blame

the gf thinks I'm paranoid lads

I mean she hasn't gone out and said it but I'm sure she does

>>67438978
>>67439034
state of you benders

as if anyone cares about your youtube recommendations

>>67439107
>No results
not like Stephanie Martin is an incredibly common name or anything though

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>read the news
>"In 2015, more than 8,000 foreigners settled in Estonia, less than 1 percent of whom were recipients of international protection, Minister of the Interior Hanno Pevkur said on Monday."

REEE GET OUT OF MY SACRED LAND

>>67439124
Had a dream last night where my mum was shot and I had to cradle her while she just say there looking calm, then the guys who shot her tried to shoot me and I just curled into a fetal position and said "It's just a dream" then I woke up. Felt very real in the dream though

thanks for listening

>>67439154
Ah yes, there's lots of results so let's give them nothing

You're worse than the dumb fucking yanks who designed those sites

Doing a poo

~i love your love action~

>>67438618
oh, that sucks :\

>>67439188
Oh you do huh?
*forces your head*

cant do a poo because the entire cxontent of my bowels exited me yesterday

>>67438978
seriously fuck youtube recs
i remember getting linked to some nappy fetish video (probably from someone on here) and that stuff coming up in my recs for the next 2 days

theres probably a way to turn it off but cba

listening to tame impala lads
im such a normie haha

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>>67439151
bit annoying that my youtube is dominated with trump right now
all looks like shite too

>>67439044
used to be a babbling bag of nerves myself pretty much all the time. then one day I started carrying around a pimp cane everywhere with me and would just blurt out random snoop dogg quotes whenever I was stuck for words

still a NEET. actually far more likely to stay that way now too, but bitches go crazy for my swag

>>67439204
*neck snaps*
Your move, tough guy

>>67439247
Do you have white pimp gloves & talcum powder on hand as well to slap a bitch?

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ah yes the so-called youtube

>>67439183
I was being ironic m'dude, those sites must be garbage if they come up with nothing for a name like that

>>67439247
shut up you adolescent east yanker (yank wanker)

>>67439267
Still use my old one word name 2bh

>>67439283
>having an account

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>views from around the world of literally the only thing visible by humans that looks the exactly the same no matter where you are on the planet
excellent work by the beeb as always

>>67437958
just speak like you would to your mates

derogatory and seemingly mean but you know that you're just having a laugh

>>67439300
Don't cut yourself la

>message desperate older woman
>be intentionally tardy in conversation like girls do
>she asks for 'my' name
>she asks for 'my' number

luxury lads

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>>67439247
me on the left

>>67439305
Was cloudy where I live tbqh.

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>>67439312
>just speak like you would to your mates

http://www.strawpoll.me/11655878

http://www.strawpoll.me/11655878

http://www.strawpoll.me/11655878

Lads

daddy stop hitting me

MAKE MY BLOOD FLOW THROUGH YOU MANE
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG

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i'm a big fan of the UK

>>67439318

All I want in life is an older women who is incredibly cultured and well versed in literature and films.

>>67439376
Cly-mate

>>67439390
fuck off

Posting on my break only 2 mins left though or Mr Goldstein will doc my pay

>>67439390
Fuck off

>>67439400
good post

even if i did sort my life out one day id still hate myself for taking this long

>>67439376
klæ-mate

>>67439391
Good fucking luck

>>67439265
doesn't everyone?

*rolls a cheeky six paper joint in my modified rolling machine*

>>67439318
why do girls do that anyways

Someone post lisicki

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>All I want in life is an older women who is incredibly cultured and well versed in literature and films.

>>67439318
Is she fit?

>>67439421
Because they get literally a hundred guys messaging them

>>67439376
It's cly-mit lads
According to this poll I am now also the winner of one (1) Iphone

>>67439421
Why do they act tardy? Comes down to the ingrained infantilization of women by the patriarchal nature of society desu

I think I know why one of my students looks near death every morning including today lads.

Saw her online at 3 a.m. working on her assignment (ssh remotely to our lab server so I know she was working and not just idling)

Impressive she still came to my 9:30am practical haha.

>>67439408
shut up

i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left

>>67439318
>be intentionally tardy in conversation like girls do

what do u mean my la

not a fan of this thread atm

>>67439421
>100 guys messaging me
>Hmm I'm only interested in about 5 of them
>Who are these other losers anyway lol I'll be nice and reply occasionally

>>67439449
no

bashing the bishop, if you catch my drift

>>67439446
Is she fit?

if you really think about it this general is abstract art

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*walks towards you*

>>67439471
Calling the police as we speak

>>67439471
rasheed

>>67439420
Modified? You want a go about modified rolling machines?

My rollie maker is powered by a rizla 12.0 litre, 2100bhp twin turbo belt-driven intercooled diesel engine. It also has a Theresa May bobblehead on top of it

>>67439449
fucking sad wanker

>>67439483
*Throws a left hook, shattering his weak reptilian skull*
Haha, think about that the next time you consider crossing a big strong Ulsterman

*revs rolling machine*

>>67439483
need that tongue on my bollocks

Lads, they were trying to overhaul the mayoral system in Liverpool and Big Fat Joe Anderson didn't get the new job replacing his old one.

So he's refusing to quit AND he wants us to pay 10% more council tax!

Labour was a mistake.

>>67439471
I too am slimbling my drummington rod, dude

Lads it's my last day at work, my manager is out of the office for the whole day (that moron was too afraid I'd go off on him for firing me I guess, joke's on him I have a new job lined up and I don't give a shit).

Been monkeying around all day long and haven't done shit, feels pretty nice to be on the level with you

sigh

>>67439477
She's skinny but looks fucking haggard.

Pale, bags under eyes, messy hair, frumpy jumper.

Looked like she was nodding off during my 30 minute lecture-ish intro but now she seems to be working on the practical properly.

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first snow of the year lads

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God this place is so fucking obnoxious.

>>67438978
my youtube reccs make me look like a neo nazi
i dont even watch that much stuff either so I dont know how it got there

>>67439531
If you want low council tax move to the south
Rural Midlands has some of the lowest rates in the country

*revs rolling machine obnoxiously*

didn't realize the street-miming business was so cut-throat

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Going on a tinder date later

Does my fit look acceptable?

>>67439581
Probs will when I finish my degree.

Labour councils are a fucking show, why do we keep electing them

>>67439590
>realize
fuck off yank

reading an incest story on /r9k/. Got hard ngl.

>>67439596
get some white socks and pull them all the way up lad

>>67439596
would heem you without a doubt

>>67439589
was in an underground tesco carpark and some runt had a car that revved the bollocks off itself every time he changed gear

runt

>>67439589
*rolls us beside you and gives you that nod that car guys give each other before they race at a traffic light*

>>67439596
Dressing up for the fag olympics anon?

>>67439596
the hell happened to your floor?

>>67439600
It's pretty comfy here desu
It's a Tory haven in the countryside

Who is your favourite female porn star lads?

>>67439563
sounds like a qt3.14

>>67439669
Jayden James lad

>>67439634
creasing

some runt in high school put a cannon (amplifies sound instead of muffling it) on their fucking circa late 90's rav 4 and youd hear their gay car puttering around hahahaha utter screw

>weak Irishman enters the thread
>One jab knocks him to the floor
Hehe...shouldn't have messed with a BSU

>>67439600
>Labour councils are a fucking show, why do we keep electing them

COS ME DA AND ME MAM AND ME NAN AND ME GRAMPEH ALL VOTED LABOUR SO I AVE T' AS WELL

>>67439669
your mum

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>>67439669
>knowing pornstars by name

>>67439669
jade nile

>>67439669
samantha rone maybe

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Really encourages ponderance in a person.

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clarkson

>pro-EU
>pro-trump

what a perplexing man

>>67439714
Pleb

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>>67439702
>weak irishman
no such thing

eye's calmed down but it's still bright red

>>67439669
sasha grey when she was active
otherwise i jerk off to flavor of the week girl on atk natural and wearehairy

>>67439728

mogg

>pro brexit
>staunch catholic

what a perplexing man

ah yes the so-called boss is ill and I have to do all the work for him until the end of the month

excellent just what I needed

>>67439755
show us a pic x

going to have a shower even though I don't need one

going afk brb

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>>67439775
dont die

>>67439702
and in other news that totally happened:
Batboy found living in cave!
Bigfoot runs for President!
Computer virus spreads to humans!

>>67439759
>atk natural
good lad

>>67439775
reckon you're in line for a push up in the business lad

>>67439728
lel all you have to do is watch some of the older Top Gear episodes to realise he clearly wasn't pro-EU, he just came out in support of it because it's going to be harder for them to make TV shows across Europe

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Passed my army selection lads

>>67439817
>army
>willingly going to get shot at and possibly die in some desert shithole
>not getting paid to just piss into the sea in the navy
howling lad

>>67439798
reddit tier post

>>67439769
>pro brexit
>staunch catholic
Describes me but not disgusting Rees-Mogg who had to be kicked out from the board of a Catholic hospital by a Cardinal for trying to sneak in abortions and sex reassignment surgeries.

>>67439817
Does that mean you will be one of the 800 british troops to be deployed in Estonia?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3874464/Europe-war-footing-Britain-sends-tanks-drones-800-troops-Estonia-biggest-military-build-Russia-s-borders-Cold-War-response-Putin-s-war-mongering.html

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>>67439817
proud of you lad

>>67439833
>dying
>bad
literally who wants to grow old

>>67439769
those two arent related though

Business idea: apply for a job with a good resume, then send 20 shitty fake resumes over the next few days to make yours seem better.

Thoughts?

>>67439876
result: you piss off the poor sod who has to sort incoming resumes and yours gets mistakenly tossed with the rest

>>67439872

catholicism has always been a more outward-looking religion. Anglican would be more usual for someone with Moggs views.

having a smashing cup of tea

>>67439817
good lad which division?

>>67439926
Lipton black tea perhaps?

I need betting sites that allow you to see the odds for bets without signing up, like paddypower does also what bets do you lads have on here's mine:

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
GOT JOHN SNOW:
Your odds are 5/2
You stake is 5.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 28.57%
You potential winnings are 17.5

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
GOT DAENERYS:
Your odds are 6/4
You stake is 5.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 40.0%
You potential winnings are 12.5

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
MEXICO FIRST STATE VISIT:
Your odds are 7/4
You stake is 10.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 36.36%
You potential winnings are 27.5

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
HILLARY ARRESTED BEFORE 2020:
Your odds are 6/1
You stake is 15.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 14.28%
You potential winnings are 105.0

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
LGD WINS LEAGUE NEST:
Your odds are 5/1
You stake is 5.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 16.66%
You potential winnings are 30.0

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
COMMERCIAL FLIGHT TO MARS DURING TRUMPS PRESIDENCY:
Your odds are 40/1
You stake is 10.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 2.43%
You potential winnings are 410.0

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
RUSSIA FIRST STATE VISIT:
Your odds are 6/4
You stake is 10.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 40.0%
You potential winnings are 25.0

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
TRUMP BUILDS THE WALL BEFORE 2020:
Your odds are 4/1
You stake is 10.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 20.0%
You potential winnings are 50.0

PaddyPower -- 2016-11-15
CHELSEA WINS THE PREMIER LEAGUE:
Your odds are 3/1
You stake is 10.0
The predicted probability of you winning is 25.0%
You potential winnings are 40.0

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>>67439926

>>67437944
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL8QwziB34g/?taken-by=emmahjadee

Howling

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>>67439933
Electronic Warfare Operator

Must have done well in the technical test

>>67439941
>LGD WINS LEAGUE NEST
PaddyPower do e-sports bets?

>>67439902

Could also send a few good fake ones in as well but don't reply to their emails to demoralize them so they'll get sick and tired of searching for a qualified candidate and settle for someone less qualified (me).

Who cares if I piss him off though? I'll be using fake resumes which aren't attached to my real identity. It's literally their job to read resumes and find the best of the bunch and invite them for interviews.

>>67439964
yeah

>>67439963
nice la

what does that entail

>>67439926
would the tea not spill out

>>67440000
mate you are TOEING the FUCKING line

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>>67439934
>Lipton black

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>>67439963
Nice mate, congratulations.

>tfw have to get conscripted once finished with my studies

>>67439817
coldstream anime lad?

>>67439997
http://www.eliteukforces.info/intel/lewt/

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>his country has active conscription
Sure sign of a shithole just counting down the days 'til invasion desu

>>67440022
not when you drink it from a 2l coke bottle no

>>67440063
>conscription
>bad for a contry with a small population.
>

We have an active army aswell but around 5000 men wont defend be able to defend a country unlike 220k + 5000 men.

Also theres the Kaitseliit which is a voulentary unified paramilitary with 25k members, which ive considered joining.

>>67440052
unreal la

you could get a gig at mi6/mi5 after with specs like that too

quite drunk lads

go out to smoke and me dog is staring at me, hopped up on his hind legs, face like a samurai

don't even like the cunt but he seems to love me

>>67440128
Do ethnic Russians get drafted into the Baltic armies? How do you talk to them

>>67440052
how old are you?

>>67439669
I don't watch porn. its demeaning to women and the storylines are ludicrous

>>67440130
doubt it Tbh

>>67440151
21

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No one fucking wants HS2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can't wait for HS2 lads

>>67440169

t. nimby

fuck off

>>67440169
The HS2 is just more fuel being thrown into the powerhouse that is the North

There's no brakes no matter how badly you southern cucks want it to stop

>>67440150
If they are citizens then yes absolutely.
I dont know how communnication works, but russians mainly live in the north-east part of Estonia where instructors should know both languages.

>>67440164
they hire via their webpage now lad, the shoulder taps are ancient history

new
>>67437965
>>67437965
>>67437965

>>67440198
I'm a northerner though. The whole thing is fucking pointless as it's just incentivising more job relocation to that Londontown.