/brit/

having some clean water

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ducke

>>67436127
alright lads I never want kids and hate condoms I can't fucking cum with them on and it's bullshit what're my options? give me as much information as you can. gf can't use birth control cause it give her side affects

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>>67436127
In for all my childhood qt3.14 waifus have turned into soulless ditzy whores

>>67436175
just pull out

>>67436175
vasectomy

>>67436169
hard or soft?

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ahhh yes

>>67436175
not even one of those things they get inserted in their arm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIBBbWFJ38

>>67436195
me on the right

>>67436185
Good plan
>>67436186
Race traitor

>>67436185
>pre-cum once
>possibility of her getting pregnant and my life being over
>>67436186
thanks
>>67436199
pills cause her to be depressed and suicidal arm shit could cause permanent infertility due to some shit she's got wrong with her uterus so she said no

I quit smoking yesterday and haven't had a fag yet today, how do I kill this craving to go out and buy my last pack?

>>67436212
you don't know he's white

you don't know i'm white either for that matter

>>67436238
Go out and buy something else of equivalent price

>>67436229
then just get an abortion if you ever do get her pregnant

>>67436175
try being yourself

>>67436251
she's massively against them
>>67436254
sound advice mate

>>67436270
they do anal

>>67436270
your gf sounds like a bitch

just dump her and find a girl who will take the pill

>>67436270
lad i think your best bet is to use the catholic method
im not sure how it works, but they make this schedule based off her period and when she's least likely to get pregnant, its how catholic women do it

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>>67436270
>she's massively against them

>>67436195
As a disabled, gay asylum seeking transwomyn of colour, this speaks to me on an almost meta level

>>67436281
then*

>>67436283
>the catholic method
ah yes alcohol induced miscarriage

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LADS.

I'VE STILL NOT STARTED THAT ESSAY.

HELP.

>>67436238
You can't do anything about it. Recognize you're dealing with the same fuckshit dilemma that millions had to deal with. Knowing you're going through the same torture that all of us went through should offer some use.

I'm so far into the friend zone I think I have stockholm syndrome.

>>67436298
So start it now. You need ~4 hours to write and polish a 2k word essay when doing it sleep deprived and under pressure

>>67436295
lol! texting this to my catholic friend

>>67436313
pakis

>>67436298
what's the subject

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>>67436304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0vZhz3sN_E

Been watching a lot of Bill Burr lately, guy seems a bro.

>>67436281
actually not a bad idea, fuck her in the ass no condom for my enjoyment, then fuck her with a condom on for her enjoyment
>>67436282
If I dump her I'll be single for 10+ years minimum
>>67436283
will look into it thanks


one thing I am worried about is I have a history of mental instability I'm 19 and requesting a vasectomy might look a bit weird

having a succulent chinese meal

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>>67436325
>I don't think so sunshine

>>67436338
is that Jez

>>67436238
keep your mind busy lad, boredom is the enemy. also make a calendar and cross off each day you've gone without a fag when you wake up in the morning. when today is already crossed off i found i didn'tt want to fuck it up by smoking.

>>67436323
>vasectomy at 19
highly likely you'll regret that later. I think it can be reversed but it's painful and maybe doesn't always work.

Just keep trying different condoms

took the plunge and deleted tinder

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>>67436344
Yeah, can't you tell

i wonder what sex would feel like if the nerve endings in my glans weren't slowly desensitized throughout my life

>>67436354
you n uggo or something

>>67436356
Jez from Peep Show you seething runt

Would dust any of you in a 100m race

>>67436347
I have aspergers and psychosis, it'd be mean to risk passing that on, plus I form minimal to no emotional attachments to family so I wouldn't make a good dad also I have never wanted, nor will ever want kids

considering a brothel

>>67436354
why

i deleted it but that's because i had no matches due to what i hope were awful pictures

>>67436368
no I was just sick of it
put my willy in girls from it before but it's too much stress

>>67436354
tinder showed me my standards are way higher than my ugly face entitles them to be

in a brothel

walk me through the average tinder date

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>>67436374
>aspergers and psychosis

You can't pass on shite that ain't real you melon

If you actually had autism you wouldn't have the mental capacity to be posting on 'ere

>>67436388
running out of places to dump the body?

Walking some kiwi through a tinder date

>>67436386
really got sick of dating tbqh
will probably download it again but just want to focus on getting a new job at the moment

on tinder in a brothel

>>67436401
high functioning aspergers isn't the same as autism you turbonigger
>You can't pass on shite that ain't real you melon
you're right all the doctors that studied, documented and developed medicine are wrong and you a shitposter who doesn't know the difference between autism and aspergers is right...that seems likely

>>67436390
i don't need an app to tell me that :(

>>67436374
my grandad has crippling anxiety, can even sense a bit of it in my psych. still love him and happy I'm related to him

bit dense to think you should map out the course of your life before you've hit 20. personally hate the idea of having kids right now but good chance that'll change later on

Some aussie melt is on tinder in this brothel

>>67436429
how do you have a gf and aspergers?

Haven't bought trainers in 5 years, what are they supposed to look like?

The ones I got yesterday I immediately regret. Will people notice the design is really juvenile?

>>67436195
Really triggers me and hits close to home. Black people should sit on the ground. Benches are for whites only.

>>67436465
yes

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>>67434369
he's right though

>>67436175
Bang a chick who got her tubes tied

Anal

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>>67436482

>>67436490
return them and get something different

Anyone here like Bluegrass?

Want to go on holiday to Greece

>>67436500
no don't i want to see him suffer

>>67436500
Can't, I need to wear them today for work training.

Might take the rest of the week off with stress

>>67436465
this is why i like converse. minimal thought required. always look the same.

>>67436462
when I first got diagnosed I watched reality shows and read books about social interactions then made notes and revised and stuff also read alot about reading body/facial expressions online
so as long as I focus I can manage to socialize fairly proficiently I just have to change most aspects of my personality

>>67436512
post them lad

>>67436516
>so as long as I focus I can manage to socialize fairly proficiently I just have to change most aspects of my personality

Definition on an extrovert normie

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>>67436513

how do i hatpost

>>67436516
just b yourself my man

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>how do i hatpost

Im just waiting for a mate

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>>67436486
>black people aren't real people

>>67436532
I'm not outgoing or socially confident so no extrovert
>>67436537
I did, I got beat up everyday at school

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Great film

>>67436560
Doubt you got beat up everyday

I think I bullied the melts too much at school

just looking at their facebook profiles now they're all pretty fucked up in their own special ways
like 5 of them are transgender now
wow

>>67436533
>t.wanker with regrettable trainers

>>67436550
2012 wants their meme back

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>>67436568

>>67436573
probably 3-4 out of 5 I refused to give up lunch money and do shit like lick their shoes so they'd just beat me up instead

jewish gf update: still don't know any jewish girls

Wish I had committed suicide in high school so some non-family members would actually notice I was gone

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Have to spend the day engaged in physical exercise around people I work with every day, despite being overweight, out of shape and wearing a t-shirt despite having arms like twigs.

I'll spend the rest of my time working here being reminded of how much I failed today and eventually have to quit because I can't take the anxiety about people remembering it anymore and talking about me behind my back. Just like school.

Thanks Mr. Shekelstein.

Have never rode in a train

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>>67436575

is this what you look like in your head pal

>>67436604
do you lot even have trains?
I thought everyone had a truck with a shotgun in it in case you got attacked by the wildlife?

>>67436588
Kys m8

>>67436604
Ask your mother

>>67436598
wear a longsleeved undershirt. if anyone asks why tell them it's because you're fucking fat

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>>67436598

>despite being overweight, out of shape and wearing a t-shirt
Pathetic cunt.

>Thanks Mr. Shekelstein.
No one to blame but yourself.

Look at me. LOOK AT ME. Fucking kill yourself.

>>67436611
Trucks harm the delicate ecosystem, guns should be illegal and that animal has as much right to be there as you

t. Toronto

>>67436611
No we have sleds and pint glasses to glass cunts

I rode ya mum

>>67436594
How is it possible to be this weak both physically and mentally

>>67436644
ah yes a pint glass that'll dissuade attackers

>>67436654
daz said he saw your dad at his house last week trying to sell his mum avon mate

>>67436657
>shoes in bed
>uncut cock

Bit confused, are you a yank or not

having a late night depressive episode lads

>>67436657
manlet with a big dick

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Off to work, to be humiliated by forcing me out from behind my desk and into a gym hall

Loving it

>>67436666
checked

How autistic would it be to buy and wear a stab proof vest considering someone has tried to and will likely try to stab me again?

>>67436641

this is a lad who understands the situation. weedman will be contacting you shortly for a job app

>>67436657

ha ha converse wanker showing us your slimy chode won't make us pick nice shoes for you

>>67436687
Highly autistic

Just take the stab you soft cunt

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>people who wear shoes in the house

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>>67436663
>groundlessly attacking spergs on /brit/
why are canadians so subhuman?

>>67436687
Maybe tell the police

am i a dad now that i spend 45 minutes taking a shit?

Ariel Winter has a very nice bum lads

why do some men pretend this doesn't turn them on?
https://imgur.com/a/bS9wu

>>67436713
ariel winter looks like an uncooked wonton

>>67436697
redditors like to punch down

>>67436691
but it seems like it'd hurt
>>67436698
I don't want stitches ty

lass who liked me in middle school but who I ignored seems to have turned out to be quite successful

might go have a cry

>>67436697
Why do Germans use a Russian website? Are they secret communists?

WHO

THE

FUCK

UP???!!!

>>67436741
>secret
pfft
The fall of East Germany was just a cover, in actuality it was West Germany that collapsed and was absorbed by the GDR
t. knower of stuff

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Does she have the 'tisms lads?

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>>67436715
Traps are shit tier/

>>67436736
no girl's ever liked me so i don't know that feel

>>67436759
When Hitler took Germany into the right I think he hit a trampoline at the end and then they went fucking flying left.

Killing Normies in the Hood (GONE WRONG)

just had a bacon sandwich

>>67436762
>aliens
>shaun of the dead
>horror movies

ahhhhhhhh yes

>>67436820
fatty boom boom

>>67436789
haha yeah totally
*starts talking to someone else*

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Walking Towards People IN THE HOOD (GONE SEXUAL)

Haven't eaten in 48 hours

>>67436820
> bacon sandwich

That sounds gross, bacon is a garnish meat not a main meant unless it's breakfast and you're having it with eggs. Gross.

>>67436789
LOL XD

>>67436830
You don't have tits so your opinion doesn't matter

>better programmer than some guy from hs
>he didn't write code would just use website builders and outsource
>has a startup in manchester and investors and everything
makes me think what I could have done if I applied myself

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>/brit/ picking up speed

NOT COMFY. I'll be back tonight lads.

any pork product that aren't sausages are terrible

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>>67436835
BOOM BOOM
*laughs*

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>>67436713
literal fridge
still p nice

>>67436867
wait, is that you who said that?

hahahahahahaa

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*walks towards you*

>>67436877
feels

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>scratch arse
>sniff fingers
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

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>>67436896

should I read Dune or just listen to the audiobook

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Lads what's wrong with my shoulders?

>I just got out of the shower

>scratch my shoulders

>finger nails get absolutely clogged with very soft dead skin

>begin scratching fast and hard

>loads of rolls of very white skin stuck to my shoulder

>>67436871
wrong

>>67436896
alri lisicki

can't remember if i took my insulin or not

>>67436871
bacon?

>>67436889
No that's her list of movies you drong

>>67436909
why is he walking towards the white house?

>>67436909
What is the context for this photo?

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>>67436871
On the phone to your local imam right now

>>67436896
Putin's going to be shitting bricks lel

>>67436877
hated this fucking cunt as a kid

>>67436921
just keep an eye on your levels bra

>>67436927
so i dont need tits to have an opinion on it m8

shes a pleb

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>>67436925
always knew you were a redditor

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>>67436899
Poopeeland tier

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>>67436899
Where? The actual hole or just the inner cheeks? How clean is it? Have you recently showered/wiped? How hard? Through your pants or full contact?

Loads of variables in play here lad.

>>67436938
Say that to my face and I'll crush your trachea with one swift punch

Basil > any other kids program 2bh

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>>67436945
Only a redditor would know reddit has some kind of affinity for bacon.

Off for the morning gym session

>>67436940
but then i need to go downstairs to get more strips ~ugh

>>67436925
bacon is disgusting

>>67436984
rasheed

>>67436976
Would outlift you any day of the week

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Yes, the perfect choice of username ma'am

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>>67436970
Literally know your reddit account. I've seen you browse on /r/thailand.

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why'd you have to kill him australia? why are you such a cruel place?

>>67436990
Oh, is that so? How about you try lifting THIS
*unzips pants*
*7.5'' monster flops onto the table*

Morning :-(

>>67436995
Gizza link

>>67436988
I'm not a paki

sausages are fine

even ribs and pulled pork are fine

but bacon and stuff are just disgusting

>>67436983
then wait until you get the signs of going into a hypo then get of your arse cunt

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when will thaitwat fuck off for good and stop ruining late night /brit/? honestly getting sick of this fucking cunt and his teenage girl-tier need for constant attention

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>>67437009
> 7.5" monster
> 7.5"
> monster

Top kek what they say about Aussie cocks is true, poor white chinks.

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>I'm not a paki

>>67436995
I don't even understand how reddit works ngl.

but ok

>>67436992
pof makes me howl desu

going through peoples profiles now. it's the most delusional site on the internet

No matter how much I was my bellend, I cannot get rid of its musk

>>67437041
keep your foreskin rolled back

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>>67437013
https://www.reddit.com/user/l3fty1/submitted/
Look through and tell me that's not him.

>>67437024
this is morning /brit/ you spanner

>>67437039
>tfw couldn't even pull on POF
ah yes, time to relinquish myself to a lifetime of solitude

>>67437039
That's OKC mate

>>67437050
It goes back to normal position after like a minute

Where is the Mexican?

Just realised how much better the threads are without him

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>>67437053
>lefty

>>67437075
are thais allowed to clap at the football game tonight

>>67437083
It's been a month as of yesterday, so I suppose so.

>>67437083
Only when they mention the death of the king.

>>67437053
does thailad vape?

>>67437066
Staple it back

>>67437062
ive never been on OKC, is it even worse?

>>67437057
m8 pof is utter shite, it means nothing :)

why did we kill so many irish people lads

Women prefer cut cocks

Sorry sweetie

got dementia lads

>>67437106
>american women

they don't know what they want

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the coffee tastes strange today

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>pof

Thailad how's life under Duterte?

thailad you bender

what do you think of AMD chips

jizzed in some yank's coffee wahey

>>67437083
>football
get out wog

>tfw no gf to have crumpets and tea with

having a

wank

spat in some yanks coffee wahey

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THAILAD!!

wank

doing a

>>67437129
yeh good.
>>67437131
my only experience with them is with laptops, they're good for compact gaming. I'm an Intel man myself if we're talking about desktops.

Also as always when you ask me this kind of thing.. I don't keep up to date with hardware unless I'm in the market to make a purchase. (I'm not)

uncrusting my pineal gland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltcy5bwQvts

need a qt gf to cuddle

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thoughts on this obscure Alt Rightist?

i think he's a fedora bellend, talks too weirdly like an arrogant ponce trying to show off how posh he is

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>>67437161

here's a tip for you runts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KksCm93couM

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>>67437106
> he bought the Jewish meme

Top kek yeah your mutilated dick is superior

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I'm not the only one who's paranoid when a bird flies past your window and your naked right?

>>67437177
>an arrogant ponce trying to show off how posh he is
Summed him up perfectly desu

>>67437168
okay

thx for your honest reply :)

>>67437177
Apparently he's an alt-leftist

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Thailad so what's this news I;ve heard about where your Prime Minister is mindcontrolled by a witch or something?

REEEEEEE

>Car won't work this morning
>Garage can fit me in to take a look
>Can't get to work atm
>Quitting in two weeks

my boss is definitely going to think I'm taking the piss because i'm leaving.

FFS

>Love tattoos, and have some of my own, as well as piercings.
Hmmm

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>>67437196
i believe that's taiwan not thailand

>>67437191
>alt-leftist
the most vile corner of the altistic spectrum

if there are no muzzies in your country then they cant do bad in your country. MAGA

>>67437189
There's a wealth of information out there, check the benchmarks for chips in your price range. :)

>>67437218
In America muslims are marked down as whites

Lads the trapped cows got saved

>>67437252
glad to hear your mums okay xx

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lets all love lain

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/17/thai-woman-accused-of-insulting-late-king-bhumibol-adulyadej-forced-to-kneel-koh-samui
>thailad risks deportation and bashings if he offends his glorious king
howling

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free movement between the US and the UK when?

>>67437307
never, hopefully

would LOVE to put my doodle in a fanny before I die

Who does /brit/ prefer?
Australians or Canadians???

>>67437307
what a nightmare that would be

>>67437321
i thought we were friends...

Post-wank sweat marks on the bedsheets

>>67437387
yeah, distant friends

>>67437379
australians

>>67437390
posting this to the 'dit as we speak

>>67437379
canucks are much further from the empire than us

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Hahaha tru!

>>67437399
but aren't we close friends now because of farage and trump being best buds? trump's mom was scottish after all so we're basically related

>>67437424
hahahahaaa to tru tho!!! showing this to mr. brooks tomorrow lool

>>67437443
That would be a nightmare for the US.

You'd have loads of Americans flock here, realise the wages are lower and it's not that great and panic and go back home.

Meanwhile, every young and active person who hasn't got kids in the UK has just escaped a dreary island and is now heading to California, New York or somewhere else like that.

Really need a poo but stuck in traffic haha

>>67437446
hahaha great meme tom

*grabs your thigh*

>>67437416
the empire is long dead

you're basically antipodean yanks

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Mornin' lads

>>67437476
Yes I have explained this in great detail before

>>67437465
Literally the reason why I would never support an Australian-UK free movement deal either 2bh

Immigrants would far outweigh emigrants

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>>67437465
i'd move to the UK and settle into a cozy house in a quaint village somewhere in the english countryside

I crudely photoshopped an image of trump weilding an AK47, gunning down blacks, and showed it to my newborn son. He instantly dropped dead.

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Enjoying brit cuisine

purging my body of the brown devil lads

>>67437515
Trump's America, Day 7

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>>67437521
Yum

>>67437446
unironically knew a teacher called mr. brooks

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are liz

>>67437550
Fucking INSANE lad

>>67437509
DELET THIS

>>67437501
Howling, this is exactly what I mean.

Do you know how much property is here?

It would unironically cost you 4 million for a house smaller than that somewhere like Oxfordshire.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41634075.html

This place is a mess and our economy figures are kept alive by inflated house prices but the problem is the only people who can afford to buy now are people with help from parents/ inheritance so there's going to be a huge crash in the next few years.

We're fucked.

>>67437498
poms are better than asians though

>>67437546
>MUUUUUUUUUM! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GET THE CAMERA! TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS PIE FOR THE BOYS ON /BRIT/

>>67437569
kek

>>67437484
Der ewige Estnisch

>>67437550
Haha did you? Amazing stuff
*walks into another room*

>>67437567
>implying pakis wouldn't be the first ones coming here

>>67437563
wild inni

unLEASHEd a steamer the size of a gargantuan monkey fist lads

>>67437566
just gotta be yourself m8

>>67437566
*keeps inviting 300k immigrants every year*

It'll be fine m8 haha

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>getting dressed

>trousers are really tight, not comfy at all

>"babe do you know where my nice jeans are? the stretchy ones?"

>"Anon you're wearing them, see they have the pen stains on the pocket"

J U S T

>>67437590
Mostly chavfs and old people 2bqh

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>>67437569

>>67437600
What a terrific post

>>67437604
White pakis 2bh

opened the floodgates unto the white porcelain lads

my GOD

>>67437578
Das ist richtig... für ein oder zwei Jahre. Dann werde ich tot sein.

u-uh oh lads, i think im going to introduce a Buick to Neptune

*rushes off to the bathroom*

>>67437546
>pie in a can
Christ, worse than milk in a bag

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>>67437590
thanks for the double(You) la

>>67437613
Tumblr was a mistake

Seriously 10 years ago these people were considered hippy loonies and now they've multiplied tenfold

need to poo BAD but want to finish eating my orange first

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Daily reminder that this is what Australian posters look like

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=124643127
>About Sly
>Hmm

What do you think she meant by this?

>>67437697
stop making fun of me, man.

>Personality Music Snob
fuck me

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>>67437700
>>67437726
forgot pic

>>67437700
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=127047823
this site looks atrocious

been playing video games for 18 straight hours
#SuchaNerd

>>67437603
what are vaginas like?

Been streaming LoL for nearly 15 minutes
#SuchaNerd #Donate #Patreon #Tits

>>67437774
me too, stuck on this one level in candy crush haha!

>>67437697
not >>67437700
for >>67437765

Mornings fuck me up

>>67437790
are you okay estonia?

>67437790
>Two (You)s
Played right into my plan you little slug, like a puppet on a string

>>67437603
>getting fat and talking to yourself
state of you

https://twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/798414521643704320

>Osbo still believes the Northern Powerhouse is going to happen

>19 year old Female, 5' 11" (180cm)
jesus fucking christ ;_;

>>67437817
enjoyed this post

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dream gf lads

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>>67437802
du hast mich

morning fellas
had a dream where i kissed my crush from middle school
felt good for 20 minutes after waking up and now im dead again

>>67437825
post
love me some tall girls