/cum/

FUck Canada tbhh

i ordered some of those as a kid and they never came to my house i was really sad

FUck Canada tbhh

FUck Canada tbhh

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God Save the Queen

"Do shareholders have legitimate legal claims against corporate executives who make political statements and damage their companies?"

I was thinking it would boil down to employers suing employers for damaging the company's image intentionally. I think corporations are considered people, right? so maybe a slander law?

FUck Canada tbhh

Have you guys ever masturbated and ate at the same time? It feels amazing.

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FUg Ganade dbhh

>>67435926
Only your mom, but was pretty good desu desu

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thoughts?

>>67435926
absolutely degenerate
ill try it tomorrow

>decide to make hot apple cider with spices and buy a bottle of cheap ass brandy to put in it
>half of the brandy is gone now
Man, I'm not even drunk and down 14 bucks and probably consumed a bunch of calories from the sugar in the juice. I should have just bought more weed to satisfy my addictive personality, and if I was high I would have been asleep by now.

On the other hand, if I had weed I would have eaten more food tonight.

How do I deal with my drug addiction? It's either spend a bunch on booze or spend slightly less on weed but it's more annoying to get (have to text my dealer, can't just go to the store outside of my apartment) and if I'm not careful I could drink too much and be hungover the next day

And they're both expensive. I could have bought a new TV by now if I didn't drink or smoke

>>67435959
oh my fucking god your nation is like soooo adorable

>>67435959
*rapes you*

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>>67435959
A FUCKING BACON STRIP

i want pizza
no pizza open
ree

>>67435920
>Communism/socialism are by definition anti nationalistic.
Yeah, but not necessarily by practice.
>Mao Zedong burned endless samples of ancient Chinese literature and he replaced that with literal mango worshipping.
Chairman Mao has been dead for 40 years. Comparing modern China to China from the Cultural Revolution is meaningless.
>Several of their millenar festivals and traditions are outlawed. They emprison women for wearing traditional costumes.
Sure, but the object of the Cultural Revolution was traditionalism and ostensible capitalist influence. It wasn't primarily concerned with stamping out nationalism. Regardless, I think contemporary Chinese are highly nationalistic (from personal conversations and from the behavior of the public and state-controlled media).

>>67435994
>he doesnt love bacon

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Have a good night, /cum/

See you tomorrow!

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>>67436074
Vaya con dios

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-state-department-giuliani-idUSKBN13A07H
Based Giuliani is now the favourite to be SoS

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>>67436060
oh but I do

/cum/, are you okay?

>>67435941
wahoo

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/53Xm5NNSzJ0

>>67436206
ha ha ha. yeah!

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My gf. What do you think lads?

>>67436170
hes a establishment cuck

>>67436224
Jew/42

>>67436224
>What do you think lads?

She's not your gf and you're brave for posting a nipple.

GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S THE BEST

>>67436230
He supported Trump from the very beginning.

Have you yet come to terms with the fact that I arst better than thou?

>>67436200
who couldnt

>>67436245
She is and what nipple?

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>>67436271
>what nipple?

Oh, I get it.
Also post more pics.

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G O T T A
H A V E
A
F R I E N D
I N
J E S U S

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Do Americans know what these are?

>>67436306
Pecan tarts?

>>67436264
i hate bacon but i love me some jerky

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>tfw no Robo-wife

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>>67436340
I know that feel

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gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky

https://youtu.be/G0kAJunnnGQ

>>67436306
little pies

>>67436340
whats sticking out of her tit? robo-peni?

>>>/ck/8276170

>>67436416
>dating a girl that doesn't take a bath

>>67436451
>taking baths not showers

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Do we only exist to serve?

>>67436466
>66
Dubs say yes

>>67436466
Yes, and we can only serve one master.

>>67436476
>>67436478
How do we break the conditioning?

>>67436489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhfkmEbQto

>>67436406
Antenna.

>>67436508
what? why?

>>67436520
She's a robot.

>>67436489
Conform your will to a higher one.

>>67436540
oh you

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i call her mali cat
she my puss in boots
meow

>>67436340
>>67436357
Unironically my fetish

>>67436564
Sucks that they won't be good for decades still.

>>67436564
nerd

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>>67436559

Submitted my grad school application senpaitachi. Fingers crossed

>>67436601
gl bud

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>>67436559
>[autistic noises]

>>67436601
What are you going for?

Survey time!

Columbia or Vox populi?

>>67436616
ddddaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn

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>>67436626
Fivehead is getting BLEACHED too. How do you think Obama feels about that?

>>67436590
Actually I'm pretty normie and terrified of what people would think if they knew I was into weird shit. Its a closely guarded secret.

>>67436601
it's so spook desu
Good luck. I've put in three, and been in contact with professors over the past month. I'm really hoping to get into a certain midwest school for wildlife management and conservation. Was originally going to do natural resource management focusing in on water, but after getting a termed job in wildlife management, I think this is what I was meant to do

>>67436646
Would Americans be mad if a Canadian buttfucked their presidents daughter?

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>>67436662
No

>order game off amazon (but third party seller)
>3 hours later get an email
>"We shipped your order, sorry for the delay, we included an extra copy of the game for you :)"

w-what

>>67436617
Software Engineering
>>67436613
>>67436656
ty senpaitachi, I really feel good about it, just hope it all works out because I'd really like to do this.

Does Prime Minister Leaf have children?

>>67436696
>Software Engineering
Prepare to suffer

>>67436695
who's getting the extra copy?

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>All those New Zealand earthqakes
>We're still overdue for the Big One
>Earthquake a few months ago, felt that first slow rattle start coming
>Didn't get up from my chair
>Didn't yell
>"Well fuck, this is it"
Turned out to be a tiny little 3.X, but fuck.
All those years of earthquake preparedness drills in school, work safety briefs on earthquakes, and I just sat in my chair watching Cops.

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>>67436679
you could land a plane on that thing
girl got a hairline like my grandpa

>>67436714
Me

>>67436716
Canada has earthquakes? I thought you only had to worry about tsunamis on the West side.

>>67436714
Giving it to a friend tBh.

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>>67436723
Fivehead isn't my type either, I just think it's funny how she's getting BLEACHED.

>>67436656
s-so do you just email the professor or what? This part of applications never made sense to me. It seems so vague. What is the purpose? Just to touch base? My concern is that professors have too many students already

My English-speaking brothers, is in the Löw name supposed to be a apostrophe? Löws or Löw's? Pls help
These examples give the reader insight into interesting events in the lives of the Löws in the several decades

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>>67436757
>What is the purpose?

To scare off autists.

BOO

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>>67436740
The northwest is on a fault line. I live on the Juan de Fuca plate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Andreas_Fault#The_next_.22Big_One.22

>>67436771
It's lowes

>>67436778
Pls no bully I'm a nice guy

>>67436757
Yes, but make sure that it's a very well written email, you don't want to give off the impression that you don't care, so keep it kinda professional. I know I sent GRE scores, attached a CV, and just wrote about my interests/background and what I wanted to do. If they don't have space then they'll say so. Also, at least in my field most professors have websites and you can look on there if they are looking for new students or if they are not accepting any. Most professors I saw are always willing to take on a new student, unless they've really overloaded. Also do research on their work and the program before emailing. Honestly it's more helpful than harmful in my opinion because usually they'll put in a good word for you when it comes to application decisions. Or so some of my friends in grad school have said.

>>67436776
>>67436740
Meant to post this as well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1700_Cascadia_earthquake#Future_threats

>>67436771
No apostrophe.

Apostrophe is used when contractice two words like "Löw is" becomes "Löw's"

Also used when announcing ownership of something "it is Löw's house."

Those are the only cases in which to use an apostrophe before an S

>>67436771
There are many Lows in the City.
Plural

This is Low's shop.
Possessive

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>>67436771
you may need to ask that question in a less confusing way if possible

>>67436808
just hide under your desk when it happens, ez pz desu, just like back in grade school

>>67436826
Thank you brother

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>childhood love and first gf got married this weekend
>to my childhood rival in everything
WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO SO WRONG. WHAT WENT WRONG

>>67436844
Seems like he was the superior male after all.

>>67436864
I bet he doesn't have a folder full of anime reaction images on his PC.

>>67436807
I wish I wasn't so autistic where I was shy about emailing someone about something I'm legit interested in. feelsbadman. I'll try though, thanks.

propose an alternate reality

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>>67436878
Probably just a folder of her nude, sucking his dick and fucking him.

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>>67436900
PC video games

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>>67436844
I know this feeling very well, except it was my best friend instead of rival. I especially liked how I was invited to the wedding and I went to it even though my heart felt like it was going to explode. JUST
>>67436879
It can only help you at this point. It's getting close to some application deadlines too so I'd do it ASAP

>>67436900
>moot never created this site
>we all spend our time on more productive things

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>>67436908
>>67436878
>>67436864
Fuck you guys
>>67436912
Well at least I was forgotten. I doubt they'd even recognize me anymore

I listen to so much hip hop, I'm trying to enjoy Kamasi Washington but I can't stop feeling like I'm waiting for rapping to start

>>67436949
>I doubt they'd even recognize me anymore

Beard?

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>>67436936
I think most of us would just go to an alternative site. I'm sure we would all be much different in personality though.

Kevin hates the Eds and the Eds share a mutual attitude (or at least Eddy does), they all understand this. But because of this Kevin is always suspecting the Eds are up to something. In "See No Ed," Kevin led a search party to find the Eds because they were nowhere to be seen and he was believed that the Eds were most likely planning a scam on the kids when they would least expect it. The Eds in fact were working on a scam called Chimp World. When Kevin and the kids find Chimp World, Kevin believed the Eds would be there any moment to take their money (but they were somewhere else at the time and had no idea the kids were there). The kids were playing in Chimp World when it collapsed on top of them. Kevin got out of there to avoid being "scammed" by the Eds like everyone else. This proves Kevin has paranoia of the Eds.
whys he so paranoid
i dont understand

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>>67436900

I gave a wedgie to the big bully in 4th grade and became the king of the playground

>>67436962
longer hair, beard, glasses, and fit instead of the lanklet stickmode I used to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29pVDW7Xqro

THAT MUTHA FUCKAS NOT JOKIN'

>>67436900
>Hillary won election
>Media/Smug liberal tv shows still gloating
>handful of Trump supporters who got mad at the result are being demonized 24/7 by the MSM
>Obama, Warren, Clinton waxing about how racism and bigotry will never win in America

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>>67436964
>an alternative site
>we're plebbit

>>67436900
The cold war escalates to a nuclear war and humanity is nearly wiped out, we live in the time of recovery in a wasteland.

>>67437032

something something something fallout reference

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>>67437029
Speak for yourself.

I'd been on the official NASA forums and studying cures for cancer in the INTERNATIONAL space station.

>>67437018
I'm not sure that is a reality I would want to live in.
Mainly because of the
>smug liberal media still gloating
part.

>>67437058

why would NASA hold cancer testing in outer space

>>67437067
>Implying curing cancer IN SPACE isn't vital to the longer space travels which will take generations

>>67437067
Zero G(ravity) means Zero C(ancer)

>>67436900
Marshawn Lynch scores the game winning touchdown in super bowl 49.

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>I could stop being a manlet if I went to space

I'd be a few inches bigger after a while

I'm still thinking about that perfect booty

>>67437107

no, youd still be a manlet

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>>67437126
Nuh uh.

I'd grow 2 inches or more because of zero gravity.

>>67437138
No, you'd become more of a manlet since your bones would wither

>>67437138

then you'd be 5'5, and thus still a manlet

>>67436900
>MacArthur got what he wanted in the Korean War
>USA nukes China
>North Korea destroyed
>USSR maintains a high alert but doesn't exchange nukes
>NATO occupied Chinkland
>Republican Chink gov't
>No Vietnam war
>Soviets more cautious due to US aggression
>Communism is more contained
>No Arab Socialism
>No rise of Islamism as a result
>we all live even comfier lives in the West

*presents boypussy*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPzsV2YN6Q&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKSPzsV2YN6Q&has_verified=1

the future under Trump until cryogen Berniebot saves the day

pedocunt got arrested just down the block. He was receiving cp in the mail. Hope he enjoys prison, and being buttraped in prison too. Because he deserves it

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>>67437194
*Executes*

if you dont think Maro Kart DS was the tightest shit you can sit at the back of the bus

>>67437200
>receiving cp in the mail
madman

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>>67437200

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>>67437200

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>have women hips
>all of my fat goes to my thighs and butt
>manlet (5'6")

>>67437225
all the cool kids sit in the back though

>>67437200
In most prisons in the US, other prisoners often attack those who have ever harmed children.

>>67437274

the people that sat on the back of the bus at my high school were the stoners and kids who lived in the Projects

patricians choice was

front if you were the first/ second stop > Middle >front > very back

>>67437200
Yap, I got molested when I was 8 and the guy killed himself after getting out of prison. Good riddance tbqhwy, it's obviously some kind of mental issue.

>>67437273
Do you understand what you need to do now that you have told us this?

>>67437274
Idk how it works overseas,but here,the gypsies and other shady figures sit in the back.
Fuck public transport

>>67437299
kill myself? yes

Can anyone post the crying Eastertoad?

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>>67437309
I was gonna tell you do join a gym and diet, geez.

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>>67437310
Just turn the light on Pajeet.

>>67437330
u cant change height and bone structure

statistics show manlets are 96% less likely to find a mate then those 6' and above

>>67437067
Space radiation nigga. Almost all Apollo astronauts got cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMriQWLlafo

i love the hamster dance

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>ywn be as alpha as Bill Clinton

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>>67437352
p-proof?

>>67437297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB6zwvBtDK8

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>>67437388

straight from the World Health Organization

>>67437405
>30%-35% of pedos are left handed
>manlets are more prone to be pedos
>IQ is 10-15 points lower than average
W E W.

*fart*
*spatter blood in my undies*

teehee~

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>>67437451

>manlets are more prone to be pedos

really puts the synapses firing on all cylinders

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>>67437419
It's for the best.

>>67437467
great post

>>67437467
hehehehhehe

i havent not listened to hamster dance song in over 10 hours

ask a guy who just googled "hamster dance" anything

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Paper due in 8 hours

God do I fucking despise nights like this

>>67437646
you'll make it, lad

t. guy who wrote an entire weather web service in the course of 10 hours

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I don't think I feel like doing shit todayyy
Low key ima post up at the crib
Had some deadlines and a meeting and a class up in the evening
But truthfully, all that shit is dead~

>>67437645
DID YOU LIsten to it its great

>>67437691
catchy af tbqh family

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>>67435926

>>67435926
I'm getting kind of hard just thinking about it
Something sugary I assume? Oreos maybe?

>>67437762
>>67437791
spicy mustard

>>67435926
all the time

>>67437791
Gotta make sure it's not too messy. Oreos are alright. Personally I prefer ice cream. On a steamy summer's day nothing beats a popsicle and a good wank

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD9VfaozIy8

>tfw you will never go to seedy dives in the late 60's 70's

>>67437836
Or shit maybe go REALLY degenerate and have like icing out of the tub or a bunch of cookie dough

I'm a 6/10 girl whos awake at 4am and lonely

>>67437891
Proofs?

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>>67437879
>not driving through seedy neighborhoods in 2016 listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99JbtK3Nt2M

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>>67437836
>nothing beats a popsicle

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>>67437881
Cookie dough is also great
get the tubes of it for $2.50 at the supermarket and just squeeze that shit into your mouth

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>>67437941
that's over 700 calories

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>>67437981
WHAT


i thought it was more than that
I could have been eating two tubes this entire time

Okay yeah, I'm definitely gonna try this. The way my schedule is it will be the weekend after next. Up until then I'm gonna eat light and try not to jerk off much so that the day I do it I'm really hungry and really horny.

>>67438097
why the fuck you gotta schedule a wank two fucking weeks in advance my dude

>>67438109
Just things. And autism.

Everyone ITT is literally mentally deranged.

>>67438309

nah

>>67438309
wtf im not

>>67438309
dude I am

i just got my very own shed built for me

headed down to the gf store, anyone want anything?

>>67438309
Stop being mentalist

>>67438483
pick me up something oriental pls

>>67438454
>not buying one from home depot

>>67438309
So?

>>67438483
Get me one that can rake in cash for me and make sure it doesn't come with extra parts like last time

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>>67438483
just get me a qt, any brand will do

>>67438512
>not supporting American built products

How Mexican of you

>>67438443
Delet this photo of me.

>>67438553
just this once

im going to sleep int
be
nice
to
mexico

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>>67438670
sure, i promise

>>67438339
>>67438385
>>67438399
>>67438443
>>67438510
>>67438527
You are mentally ill, just get the hell out of this thread.

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>tfw not mentally ill

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>>67438512
Fuck you, Mexico

>>67438706
Crazy people don't know they're crazy.

>>67438714
sounds like something a crazy person would say

>>67438726
>>67438706
also sounds like something a crazy person would say.

>>67438744
t. crazy person

>>67438754
t. psychotic freak

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>>67438714
>>67438726
>>67438706
>>67438688
>>67438744


The sad part is that we're all the same person. I'm just posting from 3 computers, my phone, my work phone and my ipad.

Someone help me.

>>67438765
You have multiple personality disorder. Seek serious psychological and psychiatric help.

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was it autism?

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Who /me/ here? Only post if you are me

>>67438801
Nice try, me.

>>67438805
Times were different back then.

>>67438830
I don't know you but you know me.

>>67438805
>when you gotta rub one out but the whole world is watching

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me

>>67438843
I am the shadow, the true self.

>almost 2 AM and my roommates still wont let me sleep

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUUYEk54GY
On and on and on and on and on and on

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>>67438830
>>67438844
I think it's from amphetamines 2bh

>>67438877
You're a figment of your imagination.

>>67435959
What's up, Austria?

>>67435959
What's up, Bacon Strip?

Lads. LADS!
I think my pussy is dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1t6pzubgo

>>67438805
Excessive meth use.
Common in all sides of the war.

>>67438928
>>67438934

What's up, (one of the rude memes about america)

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I've played killing floor 2 for 9 hours straight

>>67438964
Why you little frick!!!

>>67438964
They call me Hamburger grease Billy, devourer of lard

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>>67438964
>(one of the rude memes about america)

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>>67438964
>(one of the rude memes about america)

Y-you too...

Farm animals can talk, who would've known?

>>67438989
>>67438991
>>67438997
>>67439002
haha j-just bantz

People who believe in God are no above or beneath than those who believe in magical ponies;

>>67439038
Are you a PAWG?

>>67439057
Are you aware of the historical and prophetic accuracy of the Bible? I was personally surprised. I never gave it much consideration before, great misconceptions have always dissuaded me from looking into it.

>>67439057

you have to post some good bait if you want me to post on of my rare fedoras

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>you have to post some good bait if you want me to post on of my rare fedoras

>>67439057
>implying zeus didn't actually come down and fuck our women in the form of a goose
>implying seinfield didn't play in the background when his wife found out

>>67439146

>fedora
>posts an esport loser wearing a snapback

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>>posts an esport loser wearing a snapback

Why are foreign anons so very rude?

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I'm afraid this might happen to me if I ever propose to someone.

>>67439059
a what

did I give you permission to quote me?

>>67439206
A phat ass white girl?

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don't be rude to latvia

>>67439202
>being an elf
>being an elf who chases a human woman
Go back to your mountain with your low sex drive

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>> did I give you permission to quote me?

>>67439201

I'm always friendly.

>>67439219
Not fat and neither am i a girl

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>>67439252
Thank you for being such a kind anon

>>67439262
>Not fat

Ignoring your posts

>neither am i a girl

Fucking filtered

>>67439262
Is your booty phat?

>>67439268
No problem.

>>67439280
nah

>>67439288
What happened to the fat? Did it sizzle off in the frying pan?

>>67439306
yes
thanks pan
>>67439207
but im nice

Dont copy my posts, you disgusting troglodyte

you think its funny when you quote me with one of your fat stupid neckbeards and their fedoras? How about you think about them for a minute, asshole. Maybe they have feelings too, ever thought of that? Maybe they dont like having pictures of them cosplaying as brave swordsman and intellectuals reposted daily on taiwanese ramen recipe swapping boards. Huh? Ever thought of that? How would you like it if pictures of YOU were being posted everywhere in mocking fashion? Wouldnt be fun, would it? I hope you think long and hard about the msitakes you've made in life, because Ive already called the police on you and your oh so funny "Fedora XD" spamming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CTFOmwIhU8

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Me in the middle ages

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>Dont copy my posts, you disgusting troglodyte ... funny "Fedora XD" spamming

I just realized that I've said really weird and creepy things to strangers in public before

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me in prison

Reminder that big bazongas directly indicate the ability to nourish a child

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>>67439410
me on the left

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>I just realized that I've said really weird and creepy things to strangers in public before

>>67439538
Going on a wife hunt at Hooters.

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>>67439538
this.

flat girls just dont bring anything to the table

>>67439538

quintessential australian post

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>Reminder that big bazongas directly indicate the ability to nourish a child

>>67439558

We could go to las vegas and hunt together.

>>67439576
me in the blue sweater

say ohh yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uveajlxiza0
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du, yeah

Oh
Yeah oh

God damn it
Why can't I jerk off normally like everyone else? I just spent 2 hours in the shower trying to do so and all that happened was my dick is raw now
I guess I'll have to do the fucking stomach thing forever
Why did I have to be circumcised

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>>67439818
>the stomach thing
Shit will literally give you testicle cancer or something like that. Just stop being retarded.

And don't you go blaming it on circumcision. I'm cut myself and I can wank just fine. Don't be a cuck about it.

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good morning /cum/!

>>67439818
If continue with the stomach/pressure thing you'll never be able to have sex

>>67439887
>>67439891
I literally can't though it just feels like nothing

>>67439888
It's 6am

Grumble grumble

>>67439888
ayo lil nigga!

>>67440003
7:48 here

>>67440003
Wrong, it's 2:51

>>67439818
>>67439887

>I'll have to do the fucking stomach thing forever

inform me

>>67440143
give me a big kiss first

>>67440143
>>67440204
you better do it you filthy bitch

>>67440143
prone masturbation it's called
specifically my dick is pretty much flaccid when I cum

>>67439538
>bazongas
Sounds like the name of an Australian town.

>>67439818
Lube. Buy some silicon based lube, dummy. Don't be a cheapass, either.

>>67441424
how much do you charge for your juicy saliva?

>>67439202
I agree with the minster.

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See this is why East Coast is the only coast that matters

Look at all these fat Americans who are still sleeping

>>67442413
the Sprawl when?

also i found out you can ride commuter trains from New York to Philadelphia

>>67442413
Midwest here

I'm awoke

Tfw have to wake up early and spend all day at the dmv

>>67443819
>all day at the dmv
What do you need to get done that takes all day? Do you have a lot of holds on your license renewal or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYhcgwsfgg

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who /brownpill/ here?

>>67442413
east indy reporting in

im officially woke

>Vancouver is 51% Asian
>places like Baltimore and Detroit are over 70% black
Christ, even London is 60% white, North American cities are just next level tragic

>>67444853
This is worse than tumblr shit

>help mom move furniture
>awkwardly crab walk it around house
>wake up
>step out of bed
>awkward crab walk movement has fucked my knee
>fall over
>hit other kneecap on dresser

i just woke up ;_;

new
>>67445686
>>67445686