/cum/

>>67434415
edgy shit gay edition

>>67434415
good edition haha

>>67434426
>Still booty blasted

edgy edition

>>67434426
t. christfag

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>>67434415

http://www.legacy.com/guestbooks/timesdispatch/mcallister-reilly-condolences/165157764
brought u this buds

/brap/

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>still booty blasted

>all that butt being posted
There's a special place in heaven for these type of anons

>>67434415
I don't think vapeman has enough fedoras for this edition

>>67434462
ayy braplad

Just took a huge shit, really had to work on that one, took a massive concentrated effort, then I go to wipe and its all whisper clean.

Feels like everything's going to be ok lads.

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Why is she so perfect?

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Theaters are part of the cumansion.

>>67434459
Just the way I like 'em

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>uR1e8KG

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>>67434443
>Bullying the Quebec edition anon

I like this

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First a thread for ass, now a thread for ass damage.

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What do you think President Trump's relationship with the Queen will be like?

>>67434497
>He doesn't know about our secret underground theater
Understandable since the only way to get in is through Canada's bathroom and you know just how nasty Canadians are

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>>67434491
betiful

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>>67434509
>>67434516
Good, good

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viet fucking nam

This is what happens when autism gets indulged. You end up with this heresy.

/cum/ is a christian general

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>>67434415
euphoric as fuck

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>>67434525

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69e8oa85F3g
Listening to "stoner rock" lads but no weed

>>67434536
You could just ignore OP's heresy

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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE CANADA ITS MAC N CHEESE

>>67434536
>>67434552
>I believe in something I have not sensed.

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>>67434491
>ywn push her over and run away

would you guys rather have a nice apartment in a slightly dangerous neighborhood or an average apartment in a safer neighborhood.

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>>67434523
*enters Canada's room*

>>67434562
Mac and cheese is mac and cheese but Kraft brand mac and cheese is Kraft Dinner.

>>67434550
Bland song

>>67434571
I'd rather live in a studio apartment than anything else

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>This is what happens when autism gets indulged. You end up with this heresy.

>/cum/ is a christian general

>>67434578
*pins you to the wall with my spider silk*

>>67434571
Average apartment in a safer neighbourhood.
I spend most of my time on the internet or asleep.

>>67434578
That's a hologram

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great lakes ships next ok thanks

>>67434571
second desu

>>67434571
Studio apartment on a big city like New York.

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>>67434584
No, Kraft brand is still called fucking Macaroni & Cheese! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>67434562
shan't be reading this

gf wants me to help her pick out panties, boys
https://world.taobao.com/item/525685286134.htm

>>67434587
>>67434612
THEHECK is a studio apartment?

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>>67434415
Gayest edition of any thread ive seen on /int/ in a long time. I dont normally say this, but KYS, bitch boy.

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>>67434566
>not having communicated with God

i pity you

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I'm going to marry Trudeau!

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>>67434627
One room meme

>>67434629
t. triggered christcuck applenigger

>>67434605
>tfw no more impressive shipwrecks worthy of a song will happen on the lakes ever again

>>67434616
that yellow powdery shit that comes with kraft dinner can hardly be considered cheese

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>mfw this edition

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>Gayest edition of any thread ive seen on /int/ in a long time. I dont normally say this, but KYS, bitch boy.

>>67434664
those are some sad tits

Any other alpha males here?

>>67434663
IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS WHO CARES IF IT'S REAL CHEESE IT'S SOOOO GOOD

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>>67434676
Yo, right here bro.

>>67434668
is there a single girl in that lineup with big tits?

>>67434578
I keep my house at 19 C.

>>67434668
those girls want the d

>>67434689
RIP in pieces

>>67434675
some orangutan titties if there were ever any

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>>67434689
kek

>>67434694
>not 22 degrees

Absolutely abhorrent.

>>67434689
Mulcair's a creepy faggot

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>>67434676
>I identify as an alpha. The leader of the pack. The "head honcho" if you will.

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>>67434676
You rang? Make it quick.

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>>67434710
What about a pangolin?

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>>67434676

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>>67434676
right here

@67434719
>romanian thinking he can post without my permission and get away with it

don't reply to me

>>67434730
WTF? I hate pangolins now

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>tfw buds want to do some shitty coke this weekend

My throat still hurts from last weekend wtf

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>>67434730
delete that shit

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>>67434716
>keeping the house that warm

Sorry your grandparents weren't all born in Canada tbqh.

>>67434525
The ladybug part always cracks me up, idk why tho

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>don't reply to me

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there's only one alpha male

>>67434689
If there's one thing I can be proud of my city for, it's how we manage to force every politician to play dress up as a cowboy each summer.

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bilinda 2bh

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>>67434758
Yeah that's my favourite one of those.

>>67434732
This story in particular scared hell out of me when I was six. The combination between our downstairs shower drain, lack of knowledge in how plumbing worked and idea there might be sewer rats the size of dogs lurking below drain cover sent me into panic for months whenever I needed washing up.

>>67434760
very good post

>>67434646
Why do you call it a meme?

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>>67434733
>>67434732
>>67434725
>>67434722
>>67434689
good postings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8 Hate my life, pals.

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WHATS YOUR FAVORITE AYYLMAO

FLATWOODS MONSTER MASTERRACE

>>67434812
what's wrong with ur life

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Why does Quebec hog all the qts? How do anglos even compete?

>>67434807
>>67434807
>>67434807

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>>67434331

No reverse image search results, any sauce?

>>67434819
There is nothing redeemable. Only reason I don't open my arm up from elbow to wrist is I've brother whose life would be ruined by it.

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>>67434815
Frogman master race checking in.

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>>67434815
Onibaba reporting in

>>67434829
I found it on an insta account which just had pics of bunda, but I don't remember it now-- was several months ago

>>67434825
no kebeckers allowed in this thread

>>67434847
>tfw your province doesn't have a cryptid

BAD FEEL

>>67434847
Why are water monsters always so lame?

>>67434847
I once sailed a laser while high on mushrooms at night on memphremagog. I was scared shitless thinking about memphre and imagining it

>>67434774
mommy

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>>67434855
I wish. No french gf pour moi :(

>>67434872
Because they're based off of spooky logs and partially submerged rocks viewed in poor light.

>>67434872
because in reality they're just logs

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hmm

>>67434872
>dude look at that monster in the water
>lol just a tree nvm

>>67434899
looks pretty aesthetic desu

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>>67434847
I love Cryptids stories. Theres also a good dozen more that this map is missing.

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>>67434815
this little guy

>>67434847
>Arizona gets discount bigfoot
fucking hell, this state is so lame

>>67434847
That maps showing only about half of the monsters out there.

my friends STILL FUCKING BULLY ME
for liking trumpIM NOT A FUCKING KEK FOR LIKING TRUMP

TRUMP WILL MAGA
TRUMP WILL MAGA
YOU WILL ALL BE STUPID UNDER TRUIMP YU KEKS
IM NOT A KEK
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E
E
E

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>tfw this would be considered racist somehow if it happened today

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>>67434975
maybe they make fun of you because of your personality : )

>>67434975
they let you outta yer cage again or what

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>>67434668
the people in this picture HAVE to be self aware

theres no fucking way that someones power level can be that high

>>67434975
You sound really autistic so I doubt you have any friends

>>67435028
>>67435004
>>67434990
baited so fucking easily holy shit

McCain would have been a good president.

Why did he fuck it all up with Palin?

LOL AUTISM KEK XDDDD VIRGIM WEWLEL

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Why is Canadian healthcare so expensive? So much higher than the OECD average.

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>>67435010
memes will unite the nation, if not the world. Once the boomers and gen x lose power, we will take over and negotiate only through funny maymays. literally nothing will ever go wrong again

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>>67435043
hurrrr im trolling durrr

>>67435056
Had to make a report on US healthcare costs. Very interesting dilemma

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>>67435043
>jokes on them, i was pretending to be retarded
>xD
>xDDDDDDD

go back to 9gag

>>67435084
>>67435070
they keep on biting

how retarded are you fucking idiots?

>>67435056
Look at which countries are on the lower end of the scale and you'll find your answer.

>>67435050
:) that must hit home, it's okay little buddy

>>67434415
>>67434443
>>67434448
The nice thing about /cum/ is its generally comfy and laid-back atmosphere. The OP's edition is edgy as in overly-cocksure and contentious for no reason, better suited for the general /pol/ or /b/ atmospheres. Believe what you want, but there's no point in being a cunt about it just to soil moods.

>>67435056
Beaurocracy

>>67435104
t. christfag

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>>67435090
Oh no I've been duped into posting a cartoon frog and a sarcastic sentence!

this is a bad thread

>>67435104
Hahaha. atheists are welcommed here we love jokers like them.

>>67435104
>can't handle simple shitposting and bantz
>want to promote a relax and laid back atmosphere by demanding everything that triggers you be removed

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Look at these

>>67435104
all the bunda from the last thread has everyone all fired up

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>this is a bad thread

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>>67435126
someone put that thing out of its misery

>>67435126
literally proof god does not exist
and if he does it is a 12 year old playing spore

>>67435126
>>67435134
>>67435143
cute

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That's all I've got. I think it's an echidna

>>67435104
*Brrrap*

I just filled your """atmosphere""" with brrraapps

>>67435056
>Generally countries with the best healthcare are in the more expensive half
>The inverse is also generally true

Really makes you think....

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Which does /cum/ prefer?

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>>67434415
GOD IS REAL

>>67435191
Asian people are actually monkeys

>>67435203
thats racist dude

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My tumblr app is acting gay

>>67435181
I prefer Star Wars and other fun films

>>67435181
All film is distraction from inevitable death.

>>67435181
Heat

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>My tumblr app

>>67435203
Then give me some free bananas or money.

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>My tumblr app

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>Reunite with really good old friend on Kikebook
>He doesn't remember me

Guess we weren't really good friends

>>67435227
kys you fucking hillscum faggot

>>67435181
Lord of the Rings trilogy directors cut where they used Al Pacino instead of the fag elf guy

>>67435181
Goodfellas. Sharon Stone is unbearable. Literally has one character she plays her entire career. The heartless piece of shit slut.

>>67435238
If I had a child that started to turn into this mess I would bully them myself.

>>67435227
>>67435238
just because the popular image of tumblr is special snowflakes doesn't mean that's the entire site. there are tons of porn blogs, music blogs, and there's even a sizable traditionalist/soft natsoc ''community''

>>67435227
what is that?

Male or female?

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>just because the popular image of tumblr is special snowflakes doesn't mean that's the entire site. there are tons of porn blogs, music blogs, and there's even a sizable traditionalist/soft natsoc ''community''

>>67435261
Excuse you, that's a

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>>67435215

>>67435254
what's wrong with becoming that? he's not hurting anyone

>>67435272
_____?

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>just because the popular image of tumblr is special snowflakes doesn't mean that's the entire site. there are tons of porn blogs, music blogs, and there's even a sizable traditionalist/soft natsoc ''community''

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>what's wrong with becoming that? he's not hurting anyone

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>>67435293
>soft loner who just wants to post on deviant art
>society purposefully tries to harden him up and conform to masculine norms
just let him be an autist

>>67435227
>>67435238
I only use it to dump my cat pictures you fucking nigger

>>67434650
t. Faggot

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>>soft loner who just wants to post on deviant art
>>society purposefully tries to harden him up and conform to masculine norms
>just let him be an autist

>>67435318
post your cat blog senpai

GF is doing that thing where they send you baby pictures and all that. I don't want to see her when she was young because then I get conflicted ideas in my head about whether or not I should want to fuck her or not.
Women are absolutely retarded. Sending me pictures of you naked and then a stray photo of you when you were a toddler. Fuck off

I met my nimble navigator gf (bf) on tumblr

MAGA

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>>67435181
>scorsese mob movie
>not mean streets

Along with Taxi Driver it's the greatest portrayal of 70s NYC griminess through film.
Have you read Henry Hill's book?

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>>67435323
they are literally not harming anything except maybe the common reputation/image of science. WHY DO YOU WANT THEM TO CHANGE DESU?

>>67435315
Wish fixed fortifications hadn't become a military antiquity. These are the sort of people that ought to be sent in human waves straight into the muzzle of a machine gun.

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>they are literally not harming anything except maybe the common reputation/image of science. WHY DO YOU WANT THEM TO CHANGE DESU?

>>67435349
You are an autistic turd aren't you. We had one in high school that could only grow a half beard and wore a cape for a year. Someone should have stepped up and done some parenting and maybe he would have turned out to be a real human and not the butt of all jokes.

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>>67435181
You forgot about The Warriors also from New York.

>>67435330
here you go
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

>>67435379
Stupid film for stupid people. You're stupid.

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>>67435352
>>67435355
I mean, do you guys just not want betas to exist? you need betas to realize the alphas.

>>67435374
Joking aside I'm not, but that does help me understand it better. I became more normal after getting bullied... sad process desu

>>67435379
Fuck, this was for >>67435339

>tfw had to wear diapers throughout middle school
hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnbjwmLMuJY

I wish I had friends IRL from /cum/...

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>>67435383
reported for allowing such violent images

>>67435392
Why would you tell this to a bunch of random people on the internet?

>>67435389
Being the lesser man doesn't mean playing around with pony dolls. It means you have room to improve yourself and room to prove yourself.

>>67435392
I pissed the bed until second grade. I also vomited the bed frequently which managed to be more degrading.

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>sitting here for 3 hours watching ds3 duels
>solidworks project due tomorrow

>>67435396
i'm getting old. young people made this off of the memes we created

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>>67435406
Don't make me call up the gang

>>67435414
I mean, isn't it easier on alphas to encourage others to be beta, thus decreasing the competition for women?

I agree with you but I'm wondering what your logic is to answer above

>>67435392
w-why

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>>67435405
>wanting autists as friends

>>67435451
incontinent

>>67435456
autists are entertaining

normies are boring

prove me wrong

>>67435405
I have friends who post on 4chan but it get's kind of annoying because they tend to want to hang on to fades and memes longer than they're relevant and they echo them in public loudly. They're Trump supporters who don't say a single serious, meaningful thing and the worst part is it's all my fault for introducing them to this site in 2008. It's really weird to think of how much of an influence you can have on someone's life. Like if I hadn't dragged them down with me they all could've been much more successful and happy. I spent almost ten years introducing people in my life to this place and now that I'm starting to sour towards it I'm realizing my mistake. Oh well, at least I'm moving soon and I'll have a chance to start over as the person I should've been.

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> tfw fucked my best friends fiance multiple times over the past few years
> tfw the wedding is next week

I feel so guilty anons, don't ever do what I did, you feel great while it's happening but then the guilt/shame...

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This is what I would change about the United States of America.
>independence is achieved on the 10/10 of 1777 because it is a more aesthetic number
>no parties are created, just like george washington wanted it
>slavery is abolished as independence is declared, all blacks are free, thus avoiding future nigger-related problems, the civil war and less slave trade means less blacks
>the war of 1812 is a complete and total victory for the united states, as it annexes the entirety of canada
>capital transfered to great lakes region, possibly between the huron/michigan/superior in north michigan
>many more european and eastern asian immigrants as to settle the united states
>no new deal policy, us continues to be very free market and zero welfare
Please discuss my autistic fantasies.

>>67435448
>I mean, isn't it easier on alphas to encourage others to be beta, thus decreasing the competition for women?
from an evolutionary standpoint, or are you implying there's a conspiracy to keep you from getting laid?

>>67435463
>autists never do anything
>normies go out with you to do fun things

Have you ever had friends anon?

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>''This ain't milk''

>>67435469
>letting your best friends marry a slut
baka

>>67435125
It's a bit like how talk of politics has been contentious and pervasive enough to be draining. Spouting coarse things related to religion makes things viler in a similar way, there's two opposing sides that almost always hate each other in some way and can't stop with their sheer indecency. You could probably relate to that at least.
It's been a long week, the mellowness of /cum/ helps take your mind off things. I'll ignore future cases since bringing this up will likely make things worse but I'd appreciate toning the contempt down.

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>>67435475
the former

>>67435458
holy shit, i feel bad for you
middle school is roughest time of a kid's life

I don't understand how, after the entire internet makes fun of people for wearing fedoras, people still think fedoras look cool on them

>>67435467
>get's

no idea where that came from, maybe "geht's" since I just got done studying german

>>67435405
One day anon..

>>67435448
Are seriously acting as if your alpha-beta dichotomy is set in stone? I work with an alcoholic with a short arm and potato head with number of other physical deformities who is an idiot that has two children.

>>67435482
>normies go out with you to do fun things

How old are you? 14? Getting drunk isn't a "fun thing"

my 10 year old brother has made pepe the frog his computer background
what do

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>>67435469
You are a shit person for doing that

A

Shit

Person

>>67435469
well that diminishes what hope I have left for humanity even further

why do women do this? she committed to marriage and then she does this?

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>>67435473
>many more european and eastern asian immigrants as to settle the united states
>wanting slants

Dropped faster than Michael Brown attacking a police officer.

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>>67435501
funniest thing i've read all day
do nothing let nature run its course

>>67435469
Is she hot?
Are you going to the wedding?

>>67435482
once you get older than 16 you'll realize there's more to enjoying people's company than just "dude let's go somewhere lol"

>>67435501
Write to his school about his racism.

>>67435485
I'm considering telling him. But I don't want to lose my closest friend. She's a dirty bitch, and I don't want him to waste his life but I also don't think he will forgive me.

>>67435509
We don't have any emotional connection, it's all physical, she claims that she really does love him.

>>67435516
> is she hot

Id say a solid 8/10 in makeup. And I'm the best man.

>>67435501
Nothing

Let his brain rot

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>>67435510
Eastern Asians like the Japanese make excellent immigrants. They are honest, smart and hard working people who contribute far more than those lazy loud hispanics.

>>67435501
Tell your mom that your brother has a white supremacist hate symbol as his desktop background.

>>67435499
>never mention drinking
>brings it up anyways

You'd prefer shitposting in tandem with autists?

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>>67435533
>it's all physical, she claims that she really does love him
are you pretending

>>67435547
>basically admitting you're not a normie

I lived the normie life for years, mang. Every single night out involves alcohol at the minimum.

>>67435533
>But I don't want to lose my closest friend.
Is there something wrong with you? You betrayed him. You are not his "friend", but a severe detriment to his life. If you want to ACTUALLY be his friend, tell him what happened and help him avoid that landmine. He will hate you and never be your friend again, but at least you would actually act to care for him. You are setting him up to be keked and divorced

>>67435552
No, she really seems sincere, he isn't the most attractive guy but he has a heart of gold. So I kind of believe her.

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>>67435526
>Gypsy
>offended by going somewhere

Should've put a trigger warning for you, I could see how that would bring up painful memories.

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>>67435535
>>67435512
>>67435539
He was showing my father pepe memes, etc, I said i didn't really like pepe and my father went "pepe is awesome!", my father is mexican and i told him that people use pepe as anti-mexican propaganda and he just laughed at that as well
its specifically this picture of him so i see him every fucking time i go downstairs on the desktop
i cant even make this shit up

>>67435526
>enjoying an autists company

He'll just talk over you, ignore what ever you say and then prattle on about something you don't give a shit about, flags or some shit, which you think at the time is kind of cool but the more you think about the less you care and you just want to stop listening so you give all the subtle signals you can think of but they just don't get it so eventually you say coldly "I actually have to go sorry" and you'll expect them to react poorly like anyone else would but they'll actually take it completely fine and in fact that's how they think people are supposed to interact but for some reason you still feel bad about it so the next time you see them you make a point of saying hello and the cycle repeats over again

>>67435568
whats your brothers email? i wanna send him my pepe folder

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>>67435536
>Skin cancer is less deadly than colon cancer, I want skin cancer instead!

Cancer is cancer anon, keep them all out.

So I deadass got my dicked sucked yesterday by a qt who has a bf, should I feel bad?

>>67435579
hes not allowed to have one, or a facebook

not memeing but Trump is really fucking smart, especially around social issues. I wonder what it must be like being a part of his family.

>>67435563
You're making me have stomach pain

This is bait

>>67435568
I think your family might have autism

>>67435488
I guess, there's a pecking order of sorts, but that would imply there's real competition (which there isn't, because if you're a "beta" in the sense that the term is currently used on the internet, no girl will want you anyway).

>>67435589
No, sluts gonna slut

>>67435590
>no normiebook
no wonder hes turning to cancerous memes to get his kicks

>>67435595
>I wonder what it must be like being a part of his family.

I read somewhere he basically doesn't care about you until you're old enough to function like an adult.

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>>67435595

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>>67435568
>my father is mexican

>>67435586
Japanese and some Koreans usually have good work ethics, but the Chinese Mainlanders are awful criminal scum compared to their HK and Taiwan counterparts.

>>67435507
I agree with this guy. You're a shit person. I wouldn't use you as a doormat because you'd get my shoes dirty.

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>Trump-sama will never be your papa

>>67435572
>sperging this hard

>>67435560
You're right, but if I hadn't fucked her she would have fucked someone else. At least this way I know the guy isn't trying to steal her away from him.

>>67435598
What? Why? I'm trying to figure out what the right thing to do is, I think il tell him. It was her who seduced me though so I'm not really to blame, when a woman in a tight dress sits on your lap and starts grinding her ass into your crotch/giving you the look and your drunk...you really can't control that.

Doesn't help that I hadn't had sex for weeks up until that point. Felt too horny, but it was my mistake and I own up to it. I should probably tell him, but they seem so happy together in the photos. Talking with him 1 on 1, he really loves the shit out of her.

>>67435648
Can you imagine combing his hair?

>>67435630
>muh island chinks are different meme

HK chinks are just as bad, Taiwanese are just as bad, Gooks are shit also. Japs are shit but only around 0.5% of the population so they have no effect on anything.

>>67435469
Just cuck my shit up SENPAI

labs rīts

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this is what trump wants to keep in america

>>67435668
Why do you hate yourself so much? Are you suicidal?

>>67435656
Was she intoxicated? Not that it forgives anything...

She did it to you and she will do it again to other men she is attracted to. She has broken that barrier and now thinks there are no repercussions for crossing it again.

bang her a few more times for the lolz (maybe get pics for him?), but please stop the marriage before he takes his vows, otherwise she can rip away half his stuff, and you will then have somebody legitimately enraged at you

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How much sleep should I get per night? I started a job 9 to 5 and it's about a 15 minute walk from home. And I figure I need about an hour to get ready for work on the morning and chill so I don't just wake up and work (turn on the news, eat breakfast, etc)

>>67435602
yeah i think so too

clinging to life by a thinning thread desu

I need some homo love from Americans

>>67435707
6-8 is good. If i start getting less than 6 hours of sleep repeatedly I feel like shit for a while until I start sleeping better.

>>67435722
i want to suck your finn cock

>>67435692
I'd rather take some dumb blonde bimbo over some drug driving spic and their spiclet anchor babies.

>>67435469
You are garbage. Vermin. Life unworthy of life.

>>67435707
I usually go to bed around 10:30/10:45. Not today though of course.

>>67435656
>It was her who seduced me though so I'm not really to blame, when a woman in a tight dress sits on your lap and starts grinding her ass into your crotch/giving you the look and your drunk...you really can't control that.
multiple times?

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>>67435730
>florida calling others garbage

>>67435730
10:30 the fuck?

I haven't slept before 12:30 am in about 10 years

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>>67435695
>60%

>>67435750
>70%

You're not far off, leaf.

Would New England or the Midwest be better to move to?

>>67435701
She was tipsy, she played it off the next day as a " drunken accident " but then when he was on humanitarian deployment she invited me over to help her " fix the tv ". Which really meant, put the correct cables in so the blu ray player works, then have drinks and fuck.

She did this multiple times while he was away, always booze present. But then when he came home after a bit less than half a year she would always ask me to " drive her home " after her girls nights out on the town.

And yeah, I want to tell him I think but I don't have pics. Should I bait her into sending me compromising texts?

>>67435727
Come to Helsinki and I'll marry you. Just because you're an American.

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>>67435752
>He has to subtract almost 10%

Nice try.

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>>67435586
1. They're not cancer. They are excellent people. In fact, I'd rather have an Asian over white trash any day of the week. Statistically speaking, they commit less crime, less likely to be unemployed and have average higher IQ. They're clearly beneficial to society. America should have imported mor of them.
2. Mainland Chinese at the time were far different from the Chinese of today. Qing China was very different from today's state-capitalism China. The Qing Chinese Americans are the ones who built China towns and own grocery stores. The angry ones who have the facial expression of a serial killer and the body health of a starving African child are the PRC Chinese.

>>67435775
hmm really makes me think

>>67435761
You should have told him a while ago. Why did you wait until the week before the wedding?

>>67435730
That's early as fuck.
>>67435723
Tonight I'm gonna get less sleep than last night but I've been in bed and on my couch for the past 3 hours. Does sitting ony bed shit posting count as actual rest?

>>67435761
Yeah, or try and convince her to have one last bang before she makes her vows, and take pics or record it (check recording laws of course).

glad you are putting your friend out of his misery. just think of the levels of c.ucking she could have brought things to, like having another man impregnate her, and having your friend raise a child she thinks is his? just grotesque. on behalf of your friend, thanks

>>67435761
I warned you about the skanks bro!
I told you dog!!!

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My #1 goal right now is training to be on Jeopardy. I'm going to win ~$100,000 and become a REAL loner recluse piece of shit. Not this half measure bullshit I do now on account of my job.

>>67435800
he thinks is his*

should on-topic discussion be a bannable offense?

>>67435761
>she invited me over to help her " fix the tv "

kek

you think cable guys fuck many bored housewives?

>>67435778
Is the PRC fascist?
According to Evola's definition of fascism:
>pragmatic and emotionless politics
>very strong nationalism
>highly hierarchical/moralistic/disciplined/obedient society
>straight edge laws, severe punishments
>eugenics programs
China only lacks one of these...

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>watching gotham
>getting bored of /int/
>decide to go to /tv/
>not a single gotham thread
>one of the most popular threads is borderline cp

What's a good board to visit?

>>67435833
the moralistic society?

>>67435835
/kind/ on 4+4chan

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>>67435775

>>67435835
/c/
/e/

>>67435856

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>>67435856

>>67435856
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>>67435856
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/67435856v
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https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/67435856https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/67435856vvvv

>>67435849
Nationalism.

>>67435835
Hothead

>>67435861
god dammit you fucking asshole I had a thread lined up but I'm not a cunt and I wait for this one to hit the limit before I make it

>>67435862
you think china lacks nationalism?

>>67435860
muh nigga