/brit/

america

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/lat/

tom for days

>>67434107
Tim?

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>>67434107
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

>>67434129
>mfw I'm thin-socks-Tim and created Tom

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Vat'll it be?

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I was exploring my basement looking for old shit, and lel I found my "Utopian Manifesto" I wrote when I was about 10. Basically, it's a large document I made detailing a Utopian society, and I'm lmfaoing because I was a communist dictator, before I even knew what either of those things are.

Some of the things I wrote:
>One world government
>Forced distribution of wealth
>A single "brand", the Tombrand (everything named after me)
>One type of phone; the Tomphone
>One store chain; Tomstores
>One type of pop; Tompop
>Death penalty for every type of crime
>Fat people taxed to crippling amounts
>Forced and mandatory education for everyone up until 20
>No guns
>Every street in the world to have CCTV

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>>67434149
I knew it was you.

Just had a posh wank

Smell of lubricant now

>>67434160
>>Fat people taxed to crippling amounts

Excellent idea.

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>>67434149
>thin socks tim man

>>67434160

ah yes, a young tony blair

i spell it thom but w/e

hi

>>67434160
Alri lil tom

>>67434167
I swear this woman is like 90% of stock photos

who /tom/ here

>>67434160
sad how you saved this post for a new thread.

get a life you absolute cretin

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>>67434199
H-how did you know my name?

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t'geaowfs

>>67434216
You used to be cool man

>>67434203
extremely photogenic woman is extremely photogenic.

>>67434221
2,1

>>67434160
bet you have no friends now

also will be reposting this tomorrow

give me something to do on the computer innit

>>67434228
double faggot

>>67434223
i h8 evry1 here, don't play that card.

>>67434236
http://www.bignox.com/

>>67434240
hotaru is a meme for (man)children who like "big boobies xd"

martha down the block reckons the world's gone mad

think I agree with her

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>>67434236
learn one of these
not depicted: my haskellfu, because she's too pure to be illustrated (it's haram)

>>67434236
are you the autistic canadian tech support lad? (thai tech support is shite)

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Ground harness is getting a bit rusty.

If you're balding, do yourself a favour and just shave it all off

https://youtu.be/Z-jdyx-XSic

>>67434262
bloke at the local tells me he killed JFK

>>67434160
my gf told me about a similar world, but she also included eugenics in hers.

do you both have autism?

>>67434236
https://youtu.be/h2bhsIP0RMs

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>>67434216
>see thread that has my name on it
>remember post I made in /pol/ some time back
>literally 10 seconds in the archive and guaranteed (you)'s

sad how you post with identification in an online anonymous anime image board

end your life you absolute faggot

>>67434276
runts

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>>67434276
>tfw weak forehead
>tfw would look like a prime runt if I were to go bald

>>67434288
the autism in this post is fucking grim.

honestly think the worst thing to happen in history was the american revolution

not pointing fingers and saying who's right or wrong (it's yanks) but think about it
if it hadn't have happened countries like rhodesia wouldn't have attempted for independence and colonialism would never have died

instead of a bunch of shitholes like zambia and zimbabwe we'd have more countries like australia and south africa but unified under one nation
the white man would effectively have total dominion over the world and we would have brought our civilisation with us

makes me sad to think about x

>>67434278
Ted Cruz's dad goes to your local?

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>>67434281
That depends on if she does.

>>67434281

eugenics used to be normal and quite uncontroversial in the west. sterilization programs of invalids and criminals happened until the 60s-70s

*rings you on my tomphone while listening to tompop*

is there a single war film set in the middle east or north africa that doesn't have a muslim prayer scene

>>67434314
we also used to hang niggers from trees, shit changes

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>>67434303
>the white man would effectively have total dominion over the world

>>67434276
Why do they all sound gay
Why do Americans sound gay

>>67434335
ah yes because the benefits of western civilisation are edgy

did not read ANY of the preceding posts

>>67434276
who /shaves their head even though they're not balding/ here

feels good

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479179349357.webm

>>67434348
the revolution needs to be a world wide cause.

not just a select few Stalin.

>>67434328
doubt it lol

>>67434347
its the fake personality people put on for buzzfeed

r/balls

what about war films set in the uk?

>>67434303
guess you should've given colonials full representation in parliament huh

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>>67434348

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*walks towards you*

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>>67434301
To the Tomreeducation facility with you faggot.

On a more serious note; I will literally put you into the fucking ground. Serious, give me a location and I'll be there tomorrow. I must warn you though, I have full mastery over the martial art of pugilism, and once engaged in combat I wont stop until you are dead. I feel morally obligated to advice you to not take up my offer, for you will surely be defeated by my skill.

>>67434328
lawrence of arabia?

Any lads getting the new Tomphone?

>>67434369
what did he say in the end? lecture and what?

>>67434397
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>67434333

that's a non-sequitur. lynchings had nothing to do with the state.

>>67434402
>haha look at me I'm not autistic I was just being irony I swear guaie XD

>>67434397
would be good banter if fast forward 50 years, indians weren't still shitting the streets

>>67434400
>m
oh fuck off

>>67434393

the wind that shakes the barley

>>67434397
POO
IN
LOO

>>67434369
wtf i hate australian women now

>>67434405
Surprised you have the money considering the fat tax.

got called racist in tomstore

>>67434369
dunno why are people are so up in arms about them cutting him off and lecturing him about being mean to her when he said.

the project is the most cucked news show on australian tv. it started as this attempt to have discussion about news but it's basically just an echo chamber for the buzzfeed opinion nowadays. that's even before mr waleed aly whips out his jewel encrusted soap box to mount and tell everyone which facet of australian society is shit for the week.

>>67434407
hector

>>67434396
in hindsight yes but you could have gone about it differently desu

>>67434438
hopefully the CCTV will've caught him so he'll get the death penalty

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The lads and I

going tompakishop anyone want owt?

>>67434438

in tomstore?

>>67434436
not fat, i spend plenty of time at the 24-hour Tom gym

>>67434444
cheers

thought maybe he said something worse since people responded in shock

such a lust for slags

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>>67434418
>I was just being irony
?
I see you are not taking my threats seriously. Lad, I am being fully honest with you. Give me a location and I will be there.

Or are you just fearful of what fury will be unleashed upon your maggot body in battle?

wonder what sweden is like

>>67434413
they were carried out by authorities

>>67434477
poo

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>>67434477

>>67434369
me on the left

>>67434494

wrong. they were carried out by mobs.

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>>67434419
>>67434430

>>67434107
My name is Tom. What's up?

>>67434514
alri tom

>>67434470
no in the collinoperative

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nice toms on this one

debating whether to get freudian stoned

last time i did i was convinced a demon was following me around

thoughts

>>67434481
>Give me a location and I will be there.

oh you're going to the paki shop?

cool lad, get me some rizla and a cornetto m8

>>67434538
i've never heard of that
what is it?

>>67434397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG2bKiRu48Y

have you ever pictured your dead corpse before?

it's an eye opening experience

>just turned 30

>haven't left mothers house since 2001 except to go the doctor/hospital, haven't opened my window blinds in 13 years, don't have a view except the side of a house

>dropped out in grade 8

>never worked in my life, no marketable skills, competitive labor market here where you can be fucked even with a degree and doing everything right, no way to enter the labor market now with this black mark on my empty resume, and even if I did I'd have to live in abject poverty with 6 roommates in a tiny flop house bachelor.

>edge to porn 6 hours a day, play video games the other 10

>no friends, no social skills, haven't interacted with anyone but my mother in nearly 20 years.

>clothes rotted away and I have been away from people so long I lost my sense of fashion (if I ever had one at all). I still dress like a 14 year old wigger skater punk in rotting baggy jeans, blue canvas skatefag sneakers with the thick white soles, and loose t-shirts in dark edgy colors.

>bald, mentally gone, post giant walls of green text on 4chink at 30.

>carpal tunnel both hands, blew out veins in my dick causing them to swell (varices) edging to gaping fur cunt excessively

>crippling anxiety over my life fading in my self-imposed solitary confinement, wasting away in this fucking room. Never know when the day comes my mother goes and I'll be forced to end it.

I went outside for a specialist appointment a while ago. The entire city has grown around me, I thought time stood still while I was in here, everything I knew is gone there are people everywhere, people living their lives. All my old friends have kids and are in their second marriages with a career. I seen my first sunset and felt the sun on my skin after being inside for decades the other day, I cried like a bitch. I have wasted 5,550+ days of my life and I can't change.

>>67434513
>yanks
don't care

you're still a filthy paki who can't use a toilet, mehmet

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>190cm disasterrace is too much of a pussy to take up the beating of a life time

>inb4 he now gives me an actual location because I've called him out

>>67434553
>Molyneux

I think I'll pass

cock :3

>>67434546
being a schizo

>>67434563
didn't read any of this and i never will

reading this i shant

>>67434563
kill yourself

gutted that i couldn't see the supermoon

Not an argument.

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Dog just shat herself. Ughh, it fucking reeks lads, penetrating all the way up into my attic.

Shan't be cleaning it though, I'll leave it to mummy when she wakes up.

>>67434576
not an argument

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gf just sent me this via pager

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>>67434513
STOP POSTING THIS

>>67434553
already seen this 3 times but i can't get enough of the 'neux
gonna make some popcorn

>>67434592
seen it on the way back from tescoes

been too cloudy otherwise

>>67434538
the answer is always yes my friend.

>>67434635
how was it

>learning what the average penis size is when I thought 7 inches and change was just 'average'

How do you dicklets LIVE with yourselves?

>>67434654
it was very bright here desu

it wasn't enormous but yes, very bright

I dont remember the order of the months
I cant do pre-calculus
I cant remember anything really

>>67434619
Are you me?

Is the Gigamoon still out? Couldn't see fuck all the entire night here.

why are bitchy girls so hot

it makes literally no sense

Room absolutely reeks of cum

>>67434661
what average did your research yield

my gf has fucked "probably over 200 people" and I don't mind, if anything it makes it more special she chose to stay with me out of all those candidates

>>67434654
overrated desu

it was big, but only minimally bigger

still, very beautiful as the moon always is

>>67434686
Damaged goods.

>>67434683
A mere 5 inches

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>>67434705
ahh i see...

>>67434680
>that waft of cum smell you get when you walk in
Literally worse than putting my head under my covers.

>>67434718
Is there something on your mind mate?

Doing a pre cum , hnnng

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;
Brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel,
When a poor man came in sight, gath'ring winter fuel.

"Hither, page, and stand by me, if thou know'st it, telling,
Yonder peasant, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, he lives a good league hence, underneath the mountain;
Right against the forest fence, by Saint Agnes' fountain."

"Bring me flesh, and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither:
Thou and I shall see him dine, when we bear them thither. "
Page and monarch, forth they went, forth they went together;
Through the rude wind's wild lament and the bitter weather.

"Sire, the night is darker now, and the wind blows stronger;
Fails my heart, I know not how; I can go no longer."
"Mark my footsteps, good my page. Tread thou in them boldly
Thou shalt find the winter's rage freeze thy blood less coldly."

In his master's steps he trod, where the snow lay dinted;
Heat was in the very sod which the saint had printed.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure, wealth or rank possessing,
Ye who now will bless the poor, shall yourselves find blessing.

>>67434756
Rorke

>>67434756
>snow on Christmas
h-haha yeah very relatable

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>>67434680
My cum rarely smells. I think I'm broken down there; I don't actually ejaculate, my semen just sort of leeks out. Sometimes it will be instantly, but of the time it just drizzles out after I'm done waiting for it and I start moving about.

Might be because I've literally been wanking 3+ times a day for 6 years now.

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Whats the first thing you notice about this

>>67434667
average trump voter

>>67434726
just engaging in rapid neuron activation regarding how one may possess a 5" pecker

>>67434770
cannot imagine how shite a hot christmas must be

The boys will finally be back on friday.
Are you hyped?
Did you book prime for it or where will you get it?

>>67434788
White ones look like massive benders, darkies not so much
Hmmmm

do women know that they are living life on easy mode? I swear they can snap their fingers and get whatever they want

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>>67434770
>Australian Christmas is in Summer
I literally CANNOT wrap my mind around it. It just contradicts the laws of the universe.

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Reminder im better looking than any of you

>>67434801
What are you on about

why did big boss eject the chambered round before he gave the pistol to massive medic?

>>67434803
alri Elliot Rodger

>>67434795
Infinitely better than rain and snow 2bh, spend all day in the pool at my mums house

>>67434795
>>67434814
literally just eating a lot of yummy food and getting drunk around the pool

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>ywn have a christmas bbq on an australian beach

think about the welfare state. the majority of welfare provisions go to women. Why do we let white knights run our govn'ts?

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>>67434803
>underrepresented in LEADERSHIP, POLITICS, HIGH PAYING JOBS, LITERALLY EVERYTHING IMPORTANT

>hur durr roasties have it easy

>>/r9k/

>>67434848
>think
no

>ywn have to deal with the bullshit of snow every year

>>67434803
>women
Maybe 10% of them.
2/3 of hoes are fat.
And the rest is older than 30 years and therefore biological waste.

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>>67434839
>australian beach

>>67434857
Fox and grapes desu

>>67434828
>>67434852
>>67434854

can literally see the armour shinning through your posts

>>67434820
>The grand tour

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>haven't seen snow in years
Cunting Southern weather.

>>67434891
Looks rubbish

>>67434889
didn't read past 'can'

>>67434877
If I want snow I can go up to Thredbo m8, not some povvo cunt

I know for a fact how much trouble snow can be

>>67434831
>infinitely better than rain and snow 2bh
ummm no sweetie

you don't get to wrap up in a big christmas jumper, sit by the fire and drink mead/mulled wine, watching the snow/rain fall outside

THAT's christmas

>>67434889
Can literally see your virginity leeking through your posts

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Reminder I'm better looking than any of you

>>67434910
Sounds depressing desu

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>>67434264
>no Haskell

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Poppin' down to reddit lads. Want anything?

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I think I'm going to make it lads

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>drink mead/mulled wine

>>67434892
how come it doesn't snow there? does it not get cold enough?

>>67434904
women are big babies
you have to spoon feed them conversations
bit ironic given all these useless flesh bags do is rot their minds texting every waking hour

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>sit by the fire and drink mead/mulled wine

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>>67434934

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>>67434927

>So I sent her a message saying "You're very attractive"
>It's pretty much the best conversation starter

>>67434937
what's next

hatting coco and hot chocolate

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>tfw early morning /brit/ is faster than afternoon /brit/ just a couple of months ago

>>67434956
feelin like buying some filters and dna booster right now 2bh

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>>67434956

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>what's next
>hatting coco and hot chocolate

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>what's next

>hatting coco and hot chocolate

>>67434948
don't get what's hat about typical christmas drinks tbqhwy

is it because your christmas is so shit you drink coca-cola by the pool

>had heartburn going on three days now

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>don't get what's hat about typical christmas drinks tbqhwy

>is it because your christmas is so shit you drink coca-cola by the pool

offing myself if im still an involuntary wagecuck at 35

Lads, I'm being real here; how do I git gud at /brit/ humour? I love it, it always gets a good laugh out of me, but I just can't fully grasp it.

I know all of the components and complexities of /brit/ humour, -the disregard for authority, the layers of irony, the simple deadpan wit and the cleverly constructed facade of idiocy- for I witness it constantly, yet I myself cannot employ it.

I know it can't be that hard, because plenty of you chaps do it with seeming ease, but something just eludes me. So please, tell me the secret.

In the image are just a few samples of /brit/ humour so you know what I mean. Other examples include

>"Morning lads" posted at a time where you wouldn't expect one to be waking up

>posts about how pathetic one is

>classic phrases such as "Janny, Rorke, and Rasheed"

>the classic resident tripfags

>>67434987
>>67434956
>>67434927
why do all the legends walk towards the camera?

>>67434994
>oy gevalt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

I made a script to give you details about your bets
(potential winnings and predicted probability of winning)
also outputs it neatly to a text file
https://github.com/Hakarin/bet_helper
new to coding so feedback would be helpful

doing a poo

think i could just say "hat"

and the aussies would hat it

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>>67435021
Who knows

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Lads is Hobgoblin a fedora drink?

>>67434966
haaha fucking hell mate save some chicks for the rest of us with chat like that

Ffs didn't take any ephedrine today and ended having to eat more than one meal

And now im in bed hungry

Just downed a couple capsules of Super Male Vitality lads

Going to be laughing at you betas when I'm fucking ripped in a few weeks

>>67435053
it's a shite drink

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hot christmas would be fucking awful desu

>>67435058
>>67434904

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>think i could just say "hat"

>and the aussies would hat it

>>67435053
Looks like something out of Dungeons and Dargons so yeah

>>67435067
better than winter here which is just grim

>>67435067
this

>>67435019
bring a catalog full of ugly men wearing fedoras and show it off whenever someone says something then chortle quietly.

real talk
what's up with trumps hair?

>>67435071
ye i know i was taking the piss without giving him a (You)

>>67435098
he's had the same style for at least 40 years

pretty goosed ngl

wish I was a witcher

i'd prolly not be geralt tier but deffo be eskel-tier

>>67435098
I wonder who cuts it

>>67435098
bruh rt im deadass... its faker den my rollie lmao!!

>>67435127
I think it stopped growing decades ago

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STILL haven't started my essay which was due in yesterday, which I need to hand in - hmm, let me check the time *checks the time* - 4 hours.

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>hot christmas would be fucking awful desu

>>67435140
>not getting you essays done with at least 3 days spare

RUNTLIFE

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>>67435154
Sir, I really like this image.

>>67434947
>>67435071
what do i say now?

>67435154
but it would be awful

nice "seasons" you got there

Get your hands off my penis

im too hairy

>>67435154
whats the actual point in crimbo if its not cold

bing crosby isnt even approps for you dickheads
how sad

Haven't been to the gym since August 29

i asked her if she has any favorite conversation topics

>>67435252
do you always

split your posts like this

>>67435276
Stop being such a runt mate it's bad for morale

>>67435277
the difference is that he split his post into two complete, distinct points

baka

>>67435277
autism

its the way people post on 4chan

Have dropped from 180 to 175

Assume most of that is muscle mass

Alright lads, I've spend that last few hours trying to think up a good post
i just can't do it

Don't like this one lads, not one bit. Getting up at some inhumane hour just to wagecuck for a fucking supermarket.

>>67435277
he's copying me

he's not me you see but he's copying me

>>67435276
>implying girls can actually conversation

no offence to any girls here, but they can't

>>67435277
only when my iteration

is critical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8X0Q6yEV4s

just started raining

>>67435307
Not offended, you guys generalize our sex all the time. Itd have pretty thin skin if something this small upset me

>>67435334
please be my girlfriend you're so beautiful and perfect. i love you

Fuck it

Going to go to the gym tomorrow

Strange things happen when micks get on the piss

>>67435334
pics

once had an ingrown hair on me shaft

>>67435266
>>67435266
>>67435266
>>67435302
>>67435302
>>67435302
>>67435302
>>67435348
>>67435348
>>67435348
>>67435348
excellent posts
>>67435359
good post

>>67435368
all me

BBC has great informative documentaries. Learning about the Great Game now.

>>67435334
I don'tactually believe that you are female t b h

some lad cut up the young turks broadcast of the election pre during and after the results aahaha utterly creasing

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just had one of these all by myself. all for me.

>>67435399
ill show you my wet little fanny if you really want?

>>67435368
none of these are me, but i resent you saying a leafs posts are "excellent"

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>>67435402
>before the results start coming in
>"I can't believe I'm making history by voting for the first female president"

>after the results show Trump won
>"I can't believe the Democrats literally nominated someone that was the worst candidate in the history of American politics"

>>67435413
actually don't want to see that

>>67435402
give us a link

>>67435429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94

the soundtrack he put behind each segment makes it even funnier hahaha

give me a sign

>>67435430
Are you bent?

business idea: moist towelettes next to cheeto display

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>>67435380
I agree. Right now they're LITERALLY having a Black and """""""British""""""" season.

>Will Britain ever have a Black Prime Minister

>The Forgotten History of Black Britain

>Bull Prepping and You

FUCK THE BBC

>>67435486
not in the slightest
just don't need to see ur sweaty custard cream

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>>67435368
Made me think

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GF wants to go to visit Scotland because her great grandma came from Glasgow literally. Don't want to take her there for fear of her getting scott'd. Plus Scotland is a dump. Honestly the entirety of the UK is a cesspool, I've been trying to convince her of this

>>67435559
>>67435559
innit

Back from the wage grind, how you Runts doing

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>>67435559
>Getting Scott'd

What does thie even mean mate?

>Glasgow
Filthy west coast is a bear pit mate, don't take her there unless she likes the colour grey and high rises every 5 metres.

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>>67435583
>have to wake up in 7 hours and continue my 45+ hour work week
>only have to do it for 35+ years unless I die or win the lottery

Don't think the Scots are that bad 2bqh

>>67435583
hey mate, good day laying bricks cobba?

>>67435559
There should really be a bonged.com.

LMAO @ >>67435613

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>He doesn't lift

Why?

you lads ever think about how much 4chan must have warped our perception of the world

>>67435638
actually erupted at this

good banter lid

>>67435631
Not a labourer

>>67435655
Uni started and I don't have a car anymore

>>67435671
do one you ponce

>>67435655
could easily knock you out

t. doesn't lift

>>67435655
Because face > overcompensating body
However if you pick up a feminist type they have a weird attraction towards chubby bellies. They like men that have chub on them I can accurately exclaim

Steaming lads

Got called a spacker

>>67435655
squat more

>>67435613
>tfw on night shift 4 days a week and earn the same as day shifters on 5.

>>67435655
I've explained many times. Use to do ULxULxx but then moved on to nights and because I use my squat and bench at home I don't lift now because I'm a good neighbour who doesn't want to bang weights about in the middle of the night.

>>67435655
1. I've managed to get girls out of my league several times without needing to work out
2. I don't care about my life span

>>67435715
Because
1. You are attractive
2. You're funny
9999. You work out

>>67435710
Nah im alright

>>67435693
>overcompensating
>looking aesthetically pleasing to the opposite sex is overcompensating

Hm. Is wearing well fitting clothes over compensating too?

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>>67435655
I look 10 times better than you

>>67435739
yep you are a tryhard

>>67435739
>Implying women find unnatural muscles attractive
you only appeal to the same type that have the same fetish. And obsessive gym culture bodies IS a fetish, guido

>>67435754
yeah twinkboy, perfect for grinder

>>67435739
working out solely with women in mind is overcompensating and honestly kinda faggy

you're aesthetics aren't bad but all that mass hasn't stopped you being a pussy

>>67435736
1. I have bells palsy so no facial symmetry and I have quite low quality skin so I'm not
2. thanks I guess
9999. no

>>67435754
> being this small

TOP KEKEK. You look like someone who was just liberated from Dakow

>>67435754
could have you on the floor in no time mate

really need to become rich and famous so i can personally hurt anyone who has wronged me in my life

>>67435770
>unnatural

Howling. Thanks though, I'm flattered. Majority of girls would say "omg yeah he has a really nice body"

>>67435801
hahaha okay calm down mate, you dont look shit but you aren't that impressive

>>67435779
>>67435786
>being this upset you can never be sub 10% BF

Keep eating those cheeseburgers landwhales

>>67435796
Would have your life flashing before your eyes mate

tearing at eachother like hyenas in a desperate attempt to prove that while you're are an ugly virgin, he is uglier and virginer

>>67435821
do you even have legit fight training?

I would body you with ease, not even being funny


absolutely lmao when rats who can't throw a punch thinks a bit of muscle makes them hard

>>67435815
I'm better than 90% of men though because 90% of men have really shitty bodies

crisps with a best before of 5/11/2016
they taste just a little bit stale
will they make me ill?

>>67435797
That is not going to work. Try something else.

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>>67435821
>>67435821
>>67435838
Didn't use my most recent post cut one. Anyway, stay small kiddo, nothing personell ;)

>>67435838
>that runt face
>those rimless nerd glasses
>that lack of bulge

HOWLING

>>67435851
Boxed for a year and been in exactly 12 fights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvjUUgJgxJ4

>>67435881
>1 year

fair enough but you wouldn't stand a chance

>>67435879
would spark you as well you blert

>>67435881
Did they catch the guy who stole your traps?

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>use to lift
>legs got so fucking big I looked weird in most jeans/chinos
>stopped lifting because didn't want to walk around in joggies.

What do you swole guys who actually squat, wear?

>This little twink acting tough

I'd unironically take the skinnyfat neets over him, at least they have some fucking weight on them. This guy would kill as a bottom on grindr though

Are you 18 in that pic? You look like a fresher and im not even memeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWWtDxLNZc

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>>67435935
stay mad i get more pussy than you do with 100% less effort

>>67435944
This is seriously what everyone in London looks like now. Swear all I saw were mutts like him

love the way this thread is going
keep it up canucks