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/lat/

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>>67431958
I wonder how much a freddo will be

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So what are you doing right now lads?

Never tasted marmite 2bqh

gave a 17 year old the big sex under the supermoon last night lads

was nice, she was completely naked in a park hehe :)

We have no vision of a different or better future, are we nearing the end?

>>67431996
CUMMING

>>67431996
wondering whether I can be fucked shaving or preparing some kind of lunch for tomorrow

does anyone remember this dip?

https://www.youtube.com/user/nerimon/videos

he's still kickin or something

>>67432024
Fuck it grow a beard

>>67432004
FONCE

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>you will never be a royalist highwayman in 17th century england

>>67432004
>fucking in a park

the state of you

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>14 degrees at night in FUCKING NOVEMBER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES MY COMFY WEATHER

Go to a workshop about networking at university

y/n

OH FUCK, I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING
UUUHHH SHIT
OH YEAH
OH FUCK YEAH

>>67432045
Don't think royalists were highwaymen back then

they mostly spent their time getting their land confiscated and executed

>>67432075
14 degrees is comfy you igloo runt

>>67432080
y
they're alri

>>67432075
>>67432091
This is not alright

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>>67432045
>royalists in the 17th century

>>67432091
Maybe it is for you dingo niggers, but 14 degress is the average temperature for this ountry

had a dream where i had a gf lol

what brand of soap do you lads use? i have been using this coconut water dial soap (bar) for a few months and its nice and smells ok but now that its winter, it leaves my skin dry and flaky

>>67432104
Alri then, I don't know how to network but its supposed to be the bollocks in finding jobs rite?

>>67432054
you know nothing my friend

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Ah yes, the alt-right!

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>>67432091
>daily high is 15°C
feels comfy

>>67432115
can't compete with summer here potato boy

>>67432086

actually after they lost to cromwell, lots of royalists took to being highwaymen partially as an act of vengeance against the republican elites, and partially because they had no other way of making good money

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hind

>>67432156
what a toxic individual, it's incredible how anyone could praise these cretins

>>67432166
you want to be hung drawn and quartered?

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really makes you think

>>67432165
sand nigger tier. fuck off shitskin.

if you unironically think that weather above 25 degrees is okay then you must be a nigger

Iceland fact: it's legal to shoot any polar bear on sight

>>67432156
gavin mcinnes is such a wanker hahaha he thinks he secretes alphaness but looks like an absolute belter and couldn't fight his way out of a wet bag

>>67432195

I want to rob the fuck out of the people who sentenced the king to death illegally

>>67432207
it was a comfy 33 or so on the weekend hahaha

>>67432218
I could destroy you

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>>67432236
>33
>comfy

One more question lads, join the anime club?

y/n

>>67432208
do you drive a volvo

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Lads, I'm being real here; how do I git gud at /brit/ humour? I love it, it always gets a good laugh out of me, but I just can't fully grasp it.

I know all of the components and complexities of /brit/ humour, -the disregard for authority, the layers of irony, the simple deadpan wit and the cleverly constructed facade of idiocy- for I witness it constantly, yet I myself cannot employ it.

I know it can't be that hard, because plenty of you chaps do it with seeming ease, but something just eludes me. So please, tell me the secret.

In the image are just a few samples of /brit/ humour so you know what I mean. Other examples include

>"Morning lads" posted at a time where you wouldn't expect one to be waking up

>posts about how pathetic one is

>classic phrases such as "Janny, Rorke, and Rasheed"

>the classic resident tripfags

i've never watched anime before

>>67432230
Read a bit about King Charlie's death and it was a bit depressing to read about 2bqh

Was quite out of character for Cromwell...

>>67432259
No

>>67432267
good post

>>67432250
dream on runt

let's just focus on gavin

what should I major in lads

>>67432267
kys

>>67432269
Why not?

Morning lads

>>67432320
I've tried but can't seem to sit through a whole episode

>>67432267
me in the pic

(only once though)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9B7EsenfFE

>>67432352
same

>>67432318
pussy

Mummy just caught me da wanking

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3933882/Jo-Cox-s-family-friends-arrive-Old-Bailey-start-trial-alleged-terror-related-murder.html

the absolute madman

>>67432208
same thing here except instead of bears we alllowed ta shoot white people

>>67432346
Fair enough its not for everyone, out of curiosity what did you watch?

fuck me 2016 is almost done lads. feels like it started yesterday

>>67432386
>'Far right obsessed loner 'who killed Jo Cox spent hours studying the Nazis and also searched for details about William Hague and another murdered MP in the days before her death'
Ah yes I've only read the title and I hate him already.

2017 will be my year of plunging madd clunge

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>>67431958
:/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hx052Tiz9E

how do you pronounce it???

is it gay to suck a dick if you don't make eye contact?

>>67432398
Gurren Lagann
Death Note
Ergo Proxy
Code Geass

fucking hell. just remembered i wanked into my yearbook on the volleyball pics, just remembered that I gave away my old yearbook to an old friend of mine that was a girl on the volleyball team

really hope she thinks that crusty stuff is just some type of food

>>67432366
hmmmm really made me think

if squash is not readily available in your country you live in a runt country

>>67432471
i made a joke in high school that the day we got yearbooks was called 'Harvest Day' and it became a meme

1 (one) hour until I go to sleep

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>>67432455
When are you coming home Thailad? Also link to your site please.

gf caught me wanking to traps

trap caught me wanking to gfs

>Google "marmite Iceland"
>first results are links to the Iceland store website
I can't wait until it's forced to change it's name

>>67432498
>When are you coming home Thailad?
idk really

http://www.tops.co.th/en/

thailad what should I get a degree in
I'm a dab hand at programming and that but I want to be able to make at least 60k starting

day 4 of nofap

not much change yet

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>>67432510
No YOUR site.

caught the gf wanking to traps

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It's 3 o'clock on tuesday lads, why are you still awake?

>>67432536
oh, sorry. *sips coffee*

http://thailad.zz.mu/

does being gay make you gay?

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doing a cry

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>>67432557
I have an essay due in yesterday I need to that I'm not doing.

>>67432569
yes that is one of the most common symptoms of gayness

caught the wanking trap to the gf

>>67432464
Kinda enjoyed Ergo Proxy myself, bit overrated though, the rest of them I enjoyed the most watching with /a/, good times, don't think I've got it in me to rewatch them, not saying you should waste your time trying better anime tho. Although some normies seem to enjoy Cowboy Bebop.

>>67432557
It's 8pm

>>67432600

hello commiefornia

>>67432598
I actually liked Ergo Proxy too, I keep telling myself i'll go back and finish it

>>67432557
see
>>67432578

>>67432617
hello fucking retard

>>67432583
Why haven't you done it?

Is everyone just lying about what their going to uni for?

For some reason everyone is always talking their STEM lectures and assignments

Is that why the other half of the posts are about failing out, because you autists think because you have autism that you'll do well in STEM?

What was meant by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cb_CBJsKZ0

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>>67432638
>Why haven't you done it?

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>>67432627
What's wrong m8?

>>67432617
nah mate. maybe you're confused by our daylight savings change or something?

thailad answer my question you little pimp

>>67432633

bit rude miguel

caught the hiv

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>when your dick is so small you can't wank normally and still have to use the claw method

had a look at the so-called "supermoon"

nothing terribly super about it

>>67432515
Look at jobs you want and see what qualifications they're asking for.

I wouldn't want to speculate on American positions.
>>67432688
same

>>67432685
Fucking hell, how small is your dick?

>>67432688
very underwhelming. it looked brighter last night even

>>67432668
do they not teach timezones in canadian schools?

>>67432685
Sounds like you need a gf with small hands

my facial hair grows too quickly, annoying how frequently I have to shave

should maybe just grow a neckbeard

>>67432660
thinking about how rapidly it fell apart for me

i havnt heard from my few so called friends in weeks

every single bloody thing makes me think of her

running out of money
im lying in bed with no idea what i'm going to do

>>67432738
every fucking morning..

prime time brit rn

>tfw you fell for the be born as a poortherner meme

>>67432753
you're also like fucking 30 mate

Just saw Gordon Ramsay at tescos

>>67432645
I'm doing a meme tier business course as I have nothing else I'm passionate about

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>you DIDN'T fall for the being born in Europe meme
>BARELY dodged the being born in America gimmick

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>>67432770
>tfw literally 30

Just saw David Cameron at greggs

>tescos

>>67432739
You'd be surprised to learn I'm in the same postion, it's been two years and I still think about the bitch. Don't talk to my friends anymore either. You're not alone at least. Why don't you text your mates? They're not ignoring you are they? or are they the type of friends who only talk to you when you initiate?

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>>67432770
..27

business idea: become a black market marmite seller in thailand

>>67432775
same. thats why i asked the questions desu. at least i wont fail out though

>>67432793
Did you call him a racist?

>>67432800
Bet your bumholes still proper tight though.

business idea: range ban canadians from /int/

Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads

Can't believe this shit ffs i used to be prime minister

>>67432811
Sell cheese instead.. I saw a big fuck off block of cheese going for 7,000 THB ($200) at the supermarket.
>>67432825
I'd hope so

>>67432814
I will probably drop it for a more technical one next year

>>67432792
alri gramps, back to the nursing home

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is thai""""lad"""" the definition of a runt?
>skinny little twat
>ugly so he needed to move to a 3rd world country to get a desperate asian gf
>sits at his computer all day browsing an anime image board instead of doing his work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE
belter

>>67432855
>I'd hope so
Bet you do you little minx.

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going to bed

>>67432875
Christ, get a look at those twiggy little arms

Thailad what do you use to weigh you down when it gets windy?

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>>67432875
we discovered the 'so called' Thailad some time ago

Ground cumin straight up the shitter

>>67432886
is he ok?

>>67432886
Night

>>67432856
I wont just because I have connections in meme businees and am not good enough to beat the indians and chinks in math

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>>67432909
yes

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>>67432886
Night

>>67432886
is he okay?

>>67432875
you forgot to mention hes 27. average user on here is about 21

>>67432925
whew

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>>67432916
goodnight

Battery acid down the gullet

>>67432902
I'm genuinely average, idk why I look so skinny in that pic, nor can I explain why the pool looks so narrow.

>>67432799
two years? fucks sake I cannot be fucked with this for another couple years at the least

mates are definitely the type who only talk when i initiate which im shit at, might try to text them but if they tell me to fuck off i might actually top myself, im shit with rejection

reckon im going to bed now, need to stop thinking

goodnight

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>blacks still dumber than whites in the uk

really gets the noggins boggin

>>67432948
yeah night

bit cold for november

sulfuric acid up the arse

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>>67432909
he's a toasty cinnamon bun

>>67432921
>connections
fuck me, I know no one

>>67432886
goodnight i hope you sleep well and don't have nightmares

>>67432956
do they commit more violent crime than the national average too

>>67432954
Give them a text, they're your friends, you have to make an effort.

Night mate

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>>67432948
>boogeymen

>>67432956
Hapas showing their superiority once again

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Did a shit so massive last week that my farts LITERALLY haven't sounded that same since.

They used to these loud *BBBRRRRRRPPPP* ones that would ripple along my cheeks. Now they're the high pitched *EEERR* ones that aren't as comfy.

>he doesn't have an inheritance of at least $1,000,000
LOL

Down and Out in Paris and London
or
Ulysses

>>67432992
Literal poof

>>67432956
>>67432991
wew
how are they so superior?
is this why they are so mental, superior intelligence to the point they can't handle it?

>>67432981
what do you think

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Fuck it, think ill head to bed too

Night lads

>Bible Study Group
>Christian Society
Possibilities of good gf?

>>67432991
compared to pure chinks only in verbal reasoning

any new memes or gimmicks lads

>>67433034
night

Downloading Transport Fever as we speak lads

Going to get into the mind of a train autist in order to find a way to destroy it

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got back to playing Fallout 4 again
think I'm enjoying it a lot more now that I've gotten used to the whole thing and accepted it for what it is.

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>>67432956
>Chinese

>>67433058
Do not give a toad's bollock what you think

been quitting /brit/ before midnight
life might be slowly getting on track

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>>67433041
Only girls there will be nu-Christianity liberal feminists, Paddy munters, and minging Catholics.

IF there's a hot one she'll be taking Father Chads cock every Sunday.

>>67433071
excellent post. fuck leafs

>>67433057
careful lad
Train sims drove me mad and I started liking trains as well.

fookin sharted meself lads

shagging wine

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Nos da pawb. :3

>>67433041
christian girls (especially catholics) are VERY filthy

Why do i shit myself when i take drunken pisses?

Can't seem to hold my neghole from letting poo out

>>67433080
>>67433119
Hmm I love the Christian Society now.

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>>67433071
( ་ ⍸ ་ )

>>67433125
drink lots of coacaine ull be right

why do I piss myself when I do a poo?

why does my spaghetti go everywhere when i sneeze

>Can't pull without alcohol confidence
>Can't get dick hard when I do pull from alcohol confidence

Last 4 girls Ive brought back I havent fucked since my dick wasnt hard.

Happy about 2 of them since htey were munters

>>67433149
EXCELLENT post

>>67433149
Shan't be looking at this image

haven't pooed for a few days but feel one coming on

>>67433181
drink coffee
EZ PZ

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Lads serious question here; have you ever shit yourself by accident? I did today because I have Food Poisoning at the moment, and honestly I'm triggered and scared of what this means for my future because I'm only 22.

thinking of texting my mom at about 3 this morning "there's a killer in the house" then cutting my phone off and seeing if she freaks out haha

Saw jeremy corbyn nick a pint glass at the pub

>>67433181
FONT

picked my nose and fished out this huge booger that I burnt with with my cigar lighter smelled like fried eggs

sneaking into this stupid yank's house to kill his mum

>>67433200
Shit myself on Halloween

There was literally a puddle of shit in my room when i woke up

>>67433200
Shat my pants when I was in kindergarten 2bh, haven't forgiven mum for making me go to school that day either
I was up all night shitting and she still marched me through the gates

*puts a finger in my foreskin*
*sniffs it*

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when will canada get rid of these disgusting commieblocks

/pol/ has been so money these past few days: Americans and Europeans bros again, Hillary diehards and shills getting continually BTFO, everybody jubillant about the god-emperor Trump and united in worship of Kek. Don't know why anyone would waste time in this sorry ass general tbqh.

>My cigar lighter

the crack addict friend keeps asking me for $100 to pay his rent, he claims he'll pay me back on friday

really want to light a lad's pubes on fire then have a suck on his cock to see if you can smoke a willy

>>67433265
Just give him the $100 you dog cunt

If it comes my way I'ma prepare to spray let em lay

https://www.dutyfree.io/ cheap smogos if you live somewhere where it's taxed to shit

>>67433284
if he can't pay his rent in the first place because he spends it all on drugs how can i trust him to pay me back

>>67433253
Think you might be retarded

America by far has more commie blocks

>>67433294
you're a shit friend.

just fucked 2 different chicks in the same day today

>>67433292
also without the fire protection shit that ruined cigs

>>67433253
absolutely fucking disgusting. yeah canada has loads of these to

>>67433203
ma texted me on christmas once saying some lad in the local area had committed suicide

they hadn't and i hadn't acknowledged her for like 6 months so she was just trying to get me to reply

i didnt

>>67433295
we knocked down our shit ones see cabrini green and pruitt igoe

only nyc clings to theirs

time for you to do the knocking my fagronto friend

>>67433311
he literally only talks to me when he needs a ride to his dealer, we haven't done anything normal friends would do in 5+ years

fairly certain the average IQ over on /pol/ is 87

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Screenshot and post your pepe

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>>67433253
lmao looks like fucking moscow

second wall when

can easily get and stay hard when I drink but it's really hard for me to cum

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me and a mate before school

>>67433353
probably because you didn't lend him that 100 you dickhead

eating those girl guide mint cookies

stealth vaped inside an airplane before

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>>67433365
ONE
THOUSAND

>>67433365
This is so cool. Mind if I share it on facebook?

>>67433253
these are all over canada

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I remember one time when I must have been about 6 I didn't shit for five days because I accidentally touched a bit of my poo so I was scared of wiping after that. I remember it fucking killing me, I must have been on the bog for over an hour. The only thing redder in the universe than my face at that moment was the content of the shitter. Told my mum about, and she ACTUALLY did fuck all about it. I begged her to take me to the doctor but she didn't care.

On another note; I constantly had blood in my shit as a child, and my arse was always sore. I discovered last year that my dad thought my mum was diddling with me because my bum was -as he said it- red raw. He also had me auntie give me an enema on time.

Wouldn't be surprised to find out I have cancer of the shitpipe.

we're at that point were NEET brits are going to sleep and normie brits haven't woken up yet.

absolute bliss

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>>67433365

>>67433423
Not a single word registered

>>67433381
I've been thinking about going to columbine and positing pictures to /brit/. I'm only fifteen minutes away.

god, i love cock so much

>we haven't done anything normal friends would do in 5+ years

and he wonders why his friend turned to drugs?

fucking idiot wasn't there for him. Abandoned him when he needed him most and now his friend and can only cripple the loneliness through the warmth of drugs.

>>67433423
don't know why the fuck I just read this

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>>67433447
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>67433423
hello tb

–]Odd_Bodkin [score hidden] 8 hours agox2
Loss of a son to completely unexpected suicide. He died and my interest in the rest of the world died with him.
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>>67433447
Same

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lebitchesabouttrumpandhealthcareintheusbutwontgobacktotheukfortreatementface

>>67433423
Why? for what purpose?

>>67433492
fat cunt cannot die soon enough

tony blair is the lowest fucking scum

>>67433451
last time i saw him he kept trying to smoke crack in my car and was asking if i could give him some weed
he's the shite friend here

>>67433492
shan't be trying to decipher this da vinci code

*screenshots and shares rare pepe on facebook*

>>67433492
>totalcuckscuit
wifes son
>jim sterling
wifes son

why do brit expats get wife son'd so much

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mmm

>ywn be an american outlaw or an Australian bushranger in the early 19th century

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act like ya know

>>67433545
When they're computer game critics

is it bad that my entire thought process revolves around getting to suck cock like whenever i think about getting a job or finishing my degree or pretty much anything my brain is like "wow, this'll let me move and suck so many cocks"

>>67433571
fuck off nigger

disgusted you cunts are in my country

hmm

>>67433058
Fallout New Vegas is better

>>67433601
gonna shake you down for your nikes bitch nigga

>>67433608
what's on your mind?

What's the dick size equivalent of DD breasts?

left wing voters literally have a cock sucking agenda

mhmm

>>67433634
what are you thinking about mate?

>>67433058
I remember assuming it was going to be bad the moment I heard they did away with skills and kind of normietised everything. Since I wasn't anticipating it and not really paying any attention to news it was actually a lot more fun when I finally decided to get it.

the most exciting thing I'll do tomorrow is organise my CD collection

watching black cock down

water

watching shaving ryan's privates

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>>67433633

>>67433618
cock desu

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Really makes u think

hello /brittish/ what is your penile circusference

>watching: Iran: The Hundred Year War

Will let you know how it is

>>67433770
don't bother you absolute twat

>>67433792
its alri so far

>/v/ has come too
what did xe mean by this

>>67433820
>it's a wide open world out there
are you fucking serious kojima

>>67433753
5.5"

>view polish qt on interlads
>she views back immediately
wew
wew

What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?

>tfw no bf

Do the yank and leaf twats really not realize we dont fucking want them here?

fuck off to /cum/

>>67433753
About 14cm

hi i'm british

>>67433881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

>>67433920

wrong answer and wrong decade

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>>67433914
Rasheed

eh

>>67433937

fuck me those are some sideburns

i have a very skinny cock
i consider it a strength

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>>67433914
Rorke

>>67433937
>>67433961
getting mixed messages here lads

Not too confident on determining if a molecule is polar or not

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>>67431958
>marmite

Eww

Why do anglos have to create such disgusting foods?

Same thing with vegemite

if I start doing coke will I start getting girls

can yanks please sod of to cum no one wants yuo here

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>>67433966

wew

wooowooowoowoooahhh woooaaaah dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun what is love

>>67433977
it's about bonds n shiet

god, i love cum

God doesn't exist

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>>67433997
Whatever you say Sven

>>67433997
I agree my fellow Englishman

>>67433999
I remember when I first saw that webm I almost had a panic attack because my name actually is Tom

>>67434021
how do u no?

>>67434017
would you swallow me?

>>67434033
me too haha are we brothers?

>>67434013
thanks i've got it sorted now

>>67434033
>>67434053
alri tom

wank
Willy
Paki
Poo
Yank

I've got a hunger for fat chicks but i can't be seen in public with them

>>67434057
nemore qtns just ask ok i am chem

>>67434082
Why not

>>67433999
I remember when I first saw that webm I almost had a panic attack because my name actually is Rasheed

>>67434107
>>67434107
>>67434107
>>67434107
>>67434107

COCK
O
C
K