into the night I go edition
Hi lads :3
very stressed right now
snapped this of my ex-gf when she was my current gf
rate the fit
would absolutely heem any of you on hardcore search & destroy
>>67429982
Can't wait until it snows and I can do snow walks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZWoXEcP3L8
absolute tune
>>67430002
fucking lol'd at that group, literally 3 trump protesters and the rest were banterers
>>67430019
good lad desu. and yeah you would. id have my turtle beaches on though
What's his accent ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZaEOY7bMrc
>>67430034
All I wanna do is do it.
Just starting a two hour lecture
Going to be cheeky and /brit/ post instead of caring
>>67430019
not if i kill myself first negro
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE SOMETHING TO EAT AND MUMMY WOKE UP AND SHOUTED AT ME
HOW SHOULD I GET BACK AT HER?
>>67430073
smash some plates
>>67430073
When you think she's fallen asleep, (quietly) pee all over the area right outside her bedroom door.
There should still be a puddle when she wakes up.
>>67430041
kek it was popping up in my feed from people liking and bantering in the group hahaha
>>67430016
You still have a belly
>>67430073
piss all over the toilet seat
always gets my mum pissed
>>67430047
>>67430064
yank tier posts
>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf
>>67430121
why are canacucks so butthurt all the time?
>>67430019
Not joking when I saw I would absolutely obliterate every single one of you in any gamemode in CoD4. I put an unhealthy amount of hours into that game. Can tell what gun people are using halfway across the map just from the sound of the reload.
>3 full threads in 4 hours
what are you doing
>>67430089
I eat off plates too though.
>>67430102
I could blame it on the dog, but I'd feel bad, he's my friend.
>>67430118
I will do this.
>>67430073
Take her clothes out of the washing basket and dress up as her
>>67430141
This is why not wanking is good.
Will go nuts (haha) over women after I haven't wanked it for 2 days
>>67430141
iktf
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10941259/Are-women-more-attracted-to-tall-men.html
to any doubters here you go
>>67430171
ALL ME
>>67430176
>being a slave to the vagina
>good
>>67430171
>>67430171
Kiwis don't even dislike yanks
I studied at massey uni and everyone loved me
Law is boring desu dunno why I picked it
medicine is easy desu dunno why i picked it
>>67430171
mmmmm...
>>67430182
that article basically just says "you have to be taller than the girl by a decent margin, don't be under 5'7 and don't be lanky"
which rules you out you lanky runt kys
>>67430205
ah yes you must be the same lad who "studied at deakin uni"
jog RIGHT on you utter septic
>stuff I like
sneezing in the air and letting my spit hit my like very little droplets of rain
business idea: start a fr, actually this is actually a really fucking good idea so I won't tell you
>>67430171
I'm watching The Crown
I can post here
>>67430205
dunno about that
people seem to utterly despise yank exchange students here because you're all loud as fuck and never shut up
Is New Zealand like England
Business idea: Don't share my business idea with /brit/
>>67430272
Poo Peeland is like no other
>>67430267
Nah. The sentiment just doesnt exist like it does in the UK.
You guys really try to fit in with the FOY stuff here
>>67430272
ireland so far as ive been told
>>67430267
All me
>>67430059
Someone respond pls ;-;
>>67430299
Wow I hate it already
new zealand is the normiest country
>>67430267
>not knowing this gimmick
>>67430314
hahah unironically true
>>67430296
I'm not lying big strong american man
The gf.
studied at greensboro community college and everyone loved me
just did a huge fart at the same time as cumming. felt brilliant, highly recommended.
>>67430294
poo peeland is literally just a colder, shakier australia
Could NEVER have a wife or gf lads.
I've become way more self centred and closed off over the years.
No point in it most of the time.
Would rather just live a chill life.
big fan of aloofposting
>>67430361
I didn't love you
>>67430365
must've smelt a bit haha
Can you beat your wife
imagine fighting somebody on top of a japanese bullet train
>>67430381
Help me sir
>>67430059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA
really gets the old brainbox ticking
>>67430379
t. alberto barbosa
>>67430382
goodnight
I don't recognise Canada as a real country
How's life lads?
anything you'd like to get off your chest?
How many /brit/posters have killed themselves over the years
gf just sent me this
I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself oooooh
>>67430454
grim
>>67430429
i really don't know sorry
he looks foreign
would guess london
>>67430447
Neither does anyone recognise your little meme convict country
>>67430455
We don't know
Because no one noticed
doing a groove
come join me haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBlyYESAmQU
about to watch chopper
rate the new haircut lads
>>67430475
ill knock you flat on your arse you absolute drill bit
want a fucking link to arrival
If you consume more than 14 standard drinks a week you are an alcoholic
Watching BBC4 documentary on Joseph Dresnok. Pretty pretty good ngl lads
Homemade whole-wheat pizza and beer as accompagnement
hate this little runty kiwi cunt. would absolutely deck him if we met face to face
>>67430447
I don't recognize you
>>67430474
Thank you milord
>>67430512
no u
>>67430141
I know this EXACT feel
>>67430499
Stop trying to gas like a hardman while you still have the legs to carry you.
might do a cum if it's ok with you
If you drink more than 1 night a week you are an alcoholic
>>67430455
Seen a few lads say they were going to, but there's no way of knowing if any of them have.
You've made me a bit sad now that I think about it
RIP lads
should I mention the size of my cock on my tinder profile
>>67430554
don't cum or I'll yell for my husband
brb going to do myself in
>>67430554
*opens my mouth*
>>67430526
come at me, runt
>>67430546
run straight, pick your shoulder my man
*puts on Confield*
>>67430570
I prefer using a low shot of my stiff willy as a profile picture
Is there anything that's more of a joke than Canadas Prime Minister?
>>67430365
provide audio next time
for a friend
>>67430614
my tiny mutilated cock
>>67430614
Your love life.
>>67430622
pics PLEASE
>>67430571
*pulls up pants quickly*
*friction makes me instantly cum anyway*
oops haha x
brb going to do my shelfing
>>67430622
Pics.
>>67430636
Jokes on you, I have no love life.
bought some chocolate milk mix recently and every fuckin time i either put too much in the milk or too little
what the fuck lads???
I pocketed it, mate
/brit/s very slow tonight
business idea: put in the right amount of milk
>>67430659
runt life
[–]Javi_in_1080p 2348 points 8 hours ago
Do you truly enjoy anal or only fake it on scene?
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[–]realtoriblack [S] 4434 points 7 hours ago
i love the shit out of it.. ahahhahahahaha pun intended. i actually have a magic asshole its always clean and yes i love it
>>67430674
have been having strong >Tfw no black gf feels recently
probably because black girls are the only girls that speak to me
>>67430689
>i actually have a magic asshole its always clean and yes i love it
ahh yes quite the talent
>>67430689
> i actually have a magic asshole its always clean
All she admitted here was that she doesn't wash her arse. Absolute minger.
3 kids in a school minibus once made the wanker sign at me as they rode past, i called the school and complained to the headmaster before they even got back to school. Got a call later in the day informing me they'd all been given an afterschool detention and that they were very sorry for the childrens behaviour
>>67430592
I can imagine your tiny little runt wrists scrabbling around to think for a response. I'm literally 6"4 100KG, 10% body fat and I know I could put you in the fucking ground.
>>67430693
I've noticed black girls are a bit more open and friendly, maybe its because they're less sought after and are happy with the attention?
Colourise
Colourize
Colorize
Colorise
Thoughts?
>>67430678
fuck off, I'm trying to enjoy my chocolate milk
>>67430723
yeh thats a good theory mate i agree
black girls tend to be uglier
>>67430710
Positively devilish...
[–]OpTOMetrist1 1178 points 8 hours ago
What is that one thing that always turns you on?
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[–]realtoriblack [S] 2247 points 8 hours ago
secure people. insecurity isnt sexy.
>why yes, I do spend my hours reading the opionions of a degenerate who gets ploughed on camera for a living
Hmmmm...
>>67430689
>>67430744
Stop posting from reddit lad.
the yank has convinced me to read the ama
>>67430744
Where you getting this
>>67430737
That's just like, your opinion, man
>>67430746
>it takes hours for him to read a 2 sentence post
Yeah, I remember everyone at massey being a bit slow, but not this dumb
*sniff sniff*
Ohhhhh stinky....
>>67430710
I bet you're the lad everyone in class makes sure to punch on your birthday
just made soup lads
>>67430779
what flavour :3
>>67430754
ignore it if you dont like it mate.
>>67430717
you couldn't put a plant in the ground you garrulous slug, could and would batter you without hesitation
>>67430794
I'm the Jannys cousin, don't ever talk to me like that again.
>>67430779
mind if i have a spoonful lad?
>>67430752
The British empire wasn't the world dominating power it would later be, and the Yanks were given considerable help by the Frogs and dagos
black girls are fucking disgusting
>>67430803
*gulps*
Yeah was just kidding mate. Sorry
>>67430744
so just b urself?
>>67429982
>tfw only 0.2% to go and all the seeders disapear.
Why are public trackers so lousy?
would you date Paul Joseph Watson? if you wouldn't you're a faggot.
>you garrulous slug
>>67430823
MEDIER
>>67430813
Bet they think the same of you
stop talking about committing suicide lads
please
Listening to the fallout 3 soundtrack
[–]Kackmejim 1008 points 8 hours ago
Do you prefer uncut, or cut cocks?
[–]realtoriblack [S] 2667 points 8 hours ago
Cut. Always cut. Unfortunately all the uncut guys I've worked with have had cocks that didn't smell so great. Also I have dealt with some type of fungus on their member before as well
I hope I get a reply
>>67430849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBFgDOlhM8
maybe this'll cheer you up
>>67430858
wtf i hate her now
/brit/ has turned to complete and utter shit the past few months. It's gotten too popular, way too many jfs infest this place. The increased size also makes threads die quicker than Mayflies, meaning it's no longer comfy.
This place no longer has that great culture it had before.
See you lads, this shall be my last post here. I'm off to brit/pol/ and /britfeel/.
I enjoyed my stay.
>>67430795
Nice chat big man, I'm a dose that would make you wish you'd be born a woman. I could smash you without batting an eyelid you petulant little worm.
>>67430913
nobody fucking cares
>>67430913
See you tomorrow.
I'll commit suicide soon
Hillary Clinton doesn't seem to be against FGM when it's done by drone strike.
>>67430913
Haha, he thinks you can leave this place
>>67430790
leek and potato
>>67430936
Hillary looks fit in that photo
>>67430865
This post reminds me
Every year a bunch of chavs and wiggers walk down my block absolutely destroying all of the pumpkins that remain on the neighbourhood stoops
They have a right laugh, and they usually use baseball bats, sometimes even some type of homemade stick with spikes on it
Looks like a pumpkin massacre wiht pumpkin guts sprayed all over the street and stoops
This time however, I used this to my advantage. I sat my bollocks in an ice bath while edging all day, this got them perfectly swelled and full. Ripe for the picking
I then but my ballbags in the little hole I cut into my pumpkin and covered my body and face in leaves.
This pumpkin was massive, the juciest one you could find.
This was it, all the chavs and wiggers were going to smash it with all of their weapons at once. I was going to be in heaven.
>>67430913
If you're going to those places you were probably never a good poster good riddance
>>67430883
made me smile
democracy is a soft variant of communism
>>67430950
Exemplary taste
>>67430962
this is a great post paddy 2bqh
>>67430958
>Stealing someone else's gimmick
Shameful
>>67430958
saw a better version of this posted on actual halloween by a non-JF
try harder yank cunt
>>67430918
you'll be shaking more than nz when I'm done with you, walk on and without a limp before I heem you to fuck
>>67430994
>>67430997
thanks for the free (You)'s lads
Really low effort on my part
>>67430972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJueBSS_P0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJZgHAyPq6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZYErjxUqyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaeYczuhDqw
>>67431036
you typed it up, only stealing the concept
therefore, more work for you than me
when i didn't have a job all i wanted was to earn some money and be a real human being. now i sit here envying all you cunts who'll probably be up for hours yet while i go for my 5 hours sleep and back to another mind numbing day of shite. honestly, my life is absolutely wank now
>67431050
thanks again
>>67431030
mentioned
>>67430858
>I like men's genitals to be mutilated
Absolute state of yank womyn
>people complaining about jfs
not my fault /cum/ is complete garbage and /int/ has turned into /intgen/. if we actually had good threads I would commenting in them. but generals took over the board.
>>67431062
The grass is always greener on the other side, I'm a neet and I have to literally convince myself to get out of the bed in the morning for at least an hour or two. I have nothing to do other than watch telly and watch my stubble grow
>>67431084
oh fuck off
>>67431084
If you want good threads then make them
>>67430858
>cocks that didn't smell so great
>she has a vagina
O I AM LAFFIN
psuedo-(You)s still count as (You)s
better luck next time son
I want to try a British slag. Any recommendations or tips?
>>67431104
are you disputing that? 2 years ago we had like three generals. now we have at least 15 regular ones. it's retarded
>>67431123
be from a country that people have heard of
>/brit/ is too fast
>/britfeel/ is too slow
>brit/pol/ is too retarded
Alright, it looks like I'm back.
>>67431143
>only
>>67431101
What Shite could you possible watch on telly
CBS drama reruns of Dallas?
>>67431150
the 'tist's dillemma
>he's proud of having a hooded, stinky willy that will never enter a yank girl's pleasure palace
state of uncut cocks lads
67431132
If I see that flag one more time I'll scream
>>67431150
>>67430913
utterly pathetic
do >>67430962
>>67431150
I don't like britfeel, it's not as fun without the flags, I love being bantered about being a famished paddy
you mean you'll squeal, piggy
>>67431143
It's almost like non-mutilated willies are preferable
fuck off chink
>>67431183
masochistic wanker
>>67431160
Friends
I hate myself
>>67431170
t. Chaim Goldberg
>>67431132
/cum/ is shit but just because one general is shit doesn't mean "generals are ruining the boards you guiz"
>>67431210
State of you lad.
No but honestly lads, I've been coming here less and less over time cause things are just ridiculous.
The demographics here are literally worse than Britain irl.
I might just migrate offsite entirely for I can't be doing with this.
Shame really, the banter is more on point than ever.
>>67431215
>only Jews are circumcised
good goy! leave all the circumcision to us! women HATE circumcised cocks remember?
>>67431265
shan't be reading
>/brit/ has turned to complete and utter shit the past few months. It's gotten too popular, way too many jfs infest this place. The increased size also makes threads die quicker than Mayflies, meaning it's no longer comfy.
>This place no longer has that great culture it had before.
>See you lads, this shall be my last post here. I'm off to brit/pol/ and /britfeel/.
>I enjoyed my stay.
>>67431265
>white people are worse than pakis
'sheed
Remember the lad who went to japan for a holiday and ended up staying in his hotel room posting on /brit/? haha
>>67431265
why are you getting so triggered by some JFs? It's ALWAYS much worse than usual this time because its 2 in the bloody morning
dont think you belong here
would like to move to aus to scrounge welfare and smoke weed on the beach all day
>>67431265
White flight
trains 2bh
Yanks r8 my gun.
oi westmids bring a draw to selly and i'll sort you a line
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/440331541580099584
would like to move to nz to fuck sheep and die from shifting tectonic plates all day
>>67431358
Is that legal?
>>67431301
fuck off already got too many MONGS on bennies here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZeJLm-xnw&
yes, protesting by walking along a motorway seems like an excellent idea
moons not really that impressive lads
>>67431377
Nope
>>67431297
He got a date and a hug after
That's more than some /brit/ autists have ever gotten
Might get a job as a security guard again lads, being locked in a office building in town by myself at night was maximum comfy
>>67431334
>tfw want to become 'little slugger'.
>>67431266
Your sure convinced me Schlomo Shekelstein, I'm getting my penknife out as we speak to give myself some sexy mutilation, maybe I'll do one of my feet while I'm at it too
fat lard of a sister is left skid marks on the toilet seat again
looking into cairns
looks promising
>>67431408
Even sounds quite comfy 2bqh
Do it Paddy
redpill me on nz
>>67431422
what does it smell like
>>67431440
post machines
>>67431408
you ever have to glass a robber or vandal
Hi lads I haven't been here for some time now. Is Craven still around? Thailad?
>>67431391
Oh no!
Was that tonight?
Aaaargh!
*Shapeshifts into this*
I always heard crack cocaine is hopelessly addictive. I had plenty yesterday and I have no urge to buy more.
>>67431433
I remember in one building the vending machines on every floor would be free after 8 o'clock, coffee makes on every floor and free wifi.
>>67431422
please post pics
>>67431468
wait until it runs out
>>67431454
No but I seen a lot of junkies shooting up on security cameras and even seen a mental patient try to kill themselves with a pen
>>67431441
just rancid
you scumbag you maggot
you cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas my arse
i pray god it;s our last
>>67431487
I smoked nearly a gram yesterday and haven't had any since
Fuck off Aussie cunts, Australia is NOT a continent. The term is Oceania.
>>67431508
get that vile paddy trite out of my thread
>>67431466
if this site was reddit id downvote this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQa6EeL2fU
I think Trump's entire game is to use the USAF to bomb the fuck out of those windmills
>>67431508
>larst
sure thing bub
>>67431472
i would kill for a job where i could drink coffee eat snacks and browse 4chan for hours on end
any of you lads remember the american presidential election?
fuckin hell watching michigan and pennsylvania was stressful
>>67431514
the term is actually Tasmantis
>>67429982
How would you smuggle 1 ton of cocaine to your country?
I would buy a sailboat in the US, register it in some shithole meet up with the supplier at sea, sail as quickly to the west fjords where I would place in something like a raft that a fishing boat would pick up and then prolly just scuttle the sailboat
>>67431534
If the pay wasn't so shite I'd still be doing it tbqh
Banter that starts with 'here he is' always gets a big laugh from me.
l'd bet you didn't notice the first letter in this sentence is an L
>>67431567
here he is
word of insider knowledge: new jersey is the single worst state in america
>>67431574
l didn't
>>67431582
fuck off NJ is the best state
>>67431567
Here he is; Alberto Barbosa
Anyone else always read poster name date and number before they read the post?
>>67431582
strange, because it's named after the GOAT british channel island
>>67431580
>>67431604
Top quality posts here.
I got 84% on my midterm
>>67431618
>not pre-Barclay brothers sark
>>67431609
I read the time. And the flag is kinda impossible not to see, I can register what country it is just by it being in the corner of my eye.
>>67431626
here he is; the post quality assurance officer
>>67431630
>midterm
FOY
>>67431641
Mate
>>67431609
I barely read the posts.
>>67431567
>t.
>>67431630
Congrats sonny.
Portugal and Prussia were our greatest allies
Why was it we suddenly turned our back on them for France and Poland?
>>67431632
watched a panorama about that
I love how they literally bought the local newspaper and tried to get a historian to prove that sark was it's own territory with its own laws just so they could bring cars on the island
fucking scheming rich bastards
Here I am babe, come and take me
Here I am babe, wont ya come and take me
>Gf's shits when shes on her period
abhorrent
>>67431609
I skim posts, I completed this thread in 30 seconds. Decided 5/281 were worthwhile, now I will move on, I stopped only to type this.
>>67431681
>tfw have gf who loves period sex
688
dont care
>>67431703
hilarious, what's going on?
Putting two and two together.
>>67431703
"You idiot!"
>>67431673
it's filthy desu, literally bought up the shops on the main street and then closed them just so they can appoint a friendly representative to make the already lenient tax code even more lenient
filthy bastards
>>67431667
countries don't have friends, just interests
germany became the major threat after the franco-prussian war and the unification of germany
>>67431719
nu-male protesting against Trump and someone apparently disagreed
>>67431726
That's gay
Putting 3 and 1 together tbqh
setting sail on a wank
Putting >>67431726 and >>67431742 together.
>>67431734
its cunts like that that make you think twice about the french and their guillotines
>>67431736
>countries don't have friends, just interests
but I want to be friends with portugal
>>67431744
>>67431768
why hello reddīt!
fat lard of a sister keeps hawking up phlegm and spittin it on a plate
>>67431790
why hello!
your memes are not funny
*violates the nap*
posting this thread on the 'ddit as we speak
>>67431791
you never took pictures of the skid marks for me
>>67431791
I would try to poke her in the arse tbqh ngl
>>67431799
*launches heat seeking missiles at your residence in retaliation*
>>67431791
lick it off then?
>>67431358
pretty shite
am honestly sickened by new zealand
it's every bad stereotype I had imagined of australia, but worse
HIGNFY is the apogee of British panel show broadcasting, shame it was even better years ago though
Fat lard sister is a nice gimmick iahngl tbqh
canacucks need to fuck off already
>/brit/
>Literally not a union jack in sight
>>67431784
H... Hi...
>>67431870
you have need of me?
>>67431870
alri
>>67431870
Brit who?
yay for diversity
>>67431870
There is one on Australia though
>>67431870
hmmmm
>>67431870
konnichiwa :3
this is literally just /cum/ with Icelad
simon and cuckfunkel
>>67431799
>Britain
>literally not a union jack in sight
so-called icelad
OUT
Go to bed Jack
>>67431921
Made it
@67431849
very offended
Cannot wait until the next thread, state of this one fuck me.
>>67431878
>>67431880
>>67431901
Oi fuck off, this is real jf hours
>>67431859
fuck off same fag
>>67431952
Real anime hours.
fat lard sister begging me to stuff her minge
>>67431875
we cant....
itll never work out between us,,,
>>67431980
animes