>You wake up in Brazil

Enjoy it

I drink a cup of the local coffee instead of the usual tea

>wear pastel colored clothes
>buy an uzi and threaten a 10 year old with it
>dance with a dog

I then get killed by the locals for my phone

>>67427139
>dance with a dog
damn i really need to see that .gif again, i just can't get enought of that shit

>>67427731
Better with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wulB6L7E24c

>>67429022
That kid will probably be killed before reaching age 30.

walk home

>>67427075

>serial experiments sergio

>>67427075
me irl

>attend a luta livre class, eat picanha, drink caipirinhas, take a flight home
Thanx for the vacations

>>67427075
1 Try not to get starved
2 Take the first flight home

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>>67427139
kek, too accurate opie.

>>67427075
I actually thought it was a screenshot from that one CoD4 map

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>>67427075

>>67427075
i guess i can do just fine and hike back home

>>67427075
>all this grey

São Paulo or South?

>>67436307
right? if this were rio or anywhere northern it would be full of color