/brit/

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korean pop

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Me

>>67426906
Probably going to kill myself.

hello

*destroys the Soviet Union*

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Listen up, newcomers. You WILL adhere to our rules!
<---

Did you know that in London the police don't stop using their sirens at night

It's great when you're trying to sleep and they're going past every five minutes

>LONDON

>>67427477
Well I lived in Liverpool once and it was the same. was living above a thai massage parlour on a very busy liverpool road and they would always start the sirens right outside our house it was fucking horrendous

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Im just

>>67427648
Seriously considering moving an hour commute away

So shit having to work in zone 1

just stepped on a slug with bare feet ama

I'm in Portugal desu lads. No matches on Tinder yet though, seems like the girls here don't see being English as a huge positive.

welp, slept in through my job centre appointment
just in time for christmas

suicide has never looked so tempting

>>67426957
Cringed because this is something I would've done when I was desperate for fanny in high school

>>67428390
make sure to tell them about our countries long standing military alliance

need a film to watch lads

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what is it with white people and their pets?

>>67428451
get a job

poisoning this lads water for a laugh

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>>67428457
>>67428390
>>67427706
>>67427386
>>67427253
>>67426972
YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE

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Member when south park wasn't shite lads?

listened to the new lee foss but it wasn't that good

Vapourwave makes my cock ROCK HARD as soon as I hear it my penis is ENGORGED with blood and 2 seconds later SEMEN FLOWS from my ERECT PENIS

>>67427386
>Have IQ
can feel the neutrons becoming energized over this one

I'm so fucked up right now

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thoughts?

>>67427253
>>67427386
>>67426972
>>67427706
>>67428390
>>67428457
>>67428504
>>67428505
>>67428516
>>67428520
>>67428522

Funny how every little skinny weak Irish knacker thinks he's a hard man since Conor McGregor became famous

>>67428492
fucking nigger

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WATCH IT PAT MUSTARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

why can't northerners cook?

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>>67428539

>>67428461
I'll put that in my bio but I'm not too hopeful of success.

>>67428516
election episode was dire

funny how I'd obliterate anyone here in about 5 seconds

>>67428528
>no union jack in the corner

a bit shit

>>67428505
Anti-Yank sentiment just doesnt exist in australia. quit trying

I studied at Deakin Uni and made loads of aussie friends

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Humanity needs a wake up call.
Will you make a monthly donation to support our work to make safe, legal psychedelic experiences available to all?

>>67428528
they gave up on catholicism the west brit cunts

>woke up with some non-itchy bites on my knuckles and back this morning
>Can't find any evidence of bugs in my room and hidden in/around my bed
>Led in bed now every little thing I feel I'm whipping out the torch trying to find a bug

I'm going fucking crazy lads

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>>67428492
wog minds are too simple to care about animals

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>>67428570
They were so sure that hillary was going to win that they had to rewrite it last minute

>>67428539
i'm irish and i would rape ur mum

funny how a lack of yams can obliterate an entire nation

>>67428492
Love how casual racism against white people has been normalised now.

got called a fucking nigger in /brit/ lads

Gents...

I will say what we all think and already know, the normies are on the right side of history and we're not

>>67428492
>black people before they leave for wor-
Oh wait, never mind

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>>67428587
ANTI-YANK RANGER ACTIVATE

got almost 10k words to write in 3 weeks

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>>67428622
I'm on my own side

>>67428587
https://youtu.be/EgXqubk6tYE

https://youtu.be/eJ1s2eCu9bI

How fake was this little mcgregor set up

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Couldn't pull an overweight French girl last night.

She was having none of it haha.

>>67428648

this fucking memester has ruined /his/

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wheniwiddlemywilly itsalways we me best mates gordon charley and tom;))))WE WAGGLE OUR WILLIES TO THE FULLEST;)))))help me mates mywillyisverypainful!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWACKOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ah

>>67428630
where are the other rangers?

if you don't have "the art of war" AND "the prince" to hand by your bedside table it's almost guaranteed you're getting cucked by someone that does

>>67428677
Read this post

>>67428677
shan't be processing a single character

>>67428613
Racism cannot be perpetrated against the group who exerts more power in society;it is simply impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

MISSUS BUNFIELD

>>67428562
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermot_Morgan#Death_and_legacy
>that little runt Tommy Tiernan killed him

>>67428682
i don't have a significant other though

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> been wearing the same pajama shirt for weeks
> that scent of my own body on it

>>67428658
Am I the only person in ireland who thinks he's a cunt?

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Really makes you think.

>>67428674
/his/ was a bad idea and shit from the start.
should be deleted honestly
it was better when /int/ /tg/ and /lit/ basically shared the role

>>67428677
made it about 2% through this post before i got bored

>>67428669
can't stop fapping to a french feedee girl
>tfw her stuff is taken off youtube

>>67428704
I will definitely click this image

>>67428658
Doesn't sound remotely like him. Mortified for you

>>67428701
you don't even have a significant self foy

magic missile

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>>67428677

>>67428726
Wouldn't want to use up all your internet quota for the day

>>67428698
I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST

>>67428734
*activates swords of revealing light*

>>67428570
All episodes related to yank """culture""" are dire, especially when they mention some random no-name yank cunt they think everyone is supposed to know

lads why don't you just go to a music festival and bang some white trash in a tent?

>>67428704
How long is it to Calais? That's the most important number

>>67428740
that's Australia, I have fibre optic

Imagine being a red army soldier during the battle of Berlin

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The crew

>>67428703
Yes I don't see why retards are obsessed with him, he's just a tinker, whoo he flies the Irish flag, woopdie fucking do he's just in it for the money and Irish American bux

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Mate is making out with two girls next to me while I sit here.

where should I go if I want to buy one of those mini white boards? target?

>>67428765
>who
>who
>trump
>farage
>who
>who
>who

>>67428765
me in the middle

>>67428658
conor mcgregor listens to grime
https://youtu.be/Kh0USn3A0BM

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>>67428768
I hate how he puts and that fake yank accent

>donald trump will become potus

howling

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>>67428809

NEED a hs4 (south coast line) connecting the urban powerhouses of pourtsmouth, southampton, bournemouth and plymouth

>president fart will become pootus

screeching

>>67428658
>>67428703
>>67428768
>>67428808
back to britain with you before i start hunting you like the dogs you are

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>>67428677
>if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!
>tfw you actually did this when you were 12

>>67428704
Could do with 1hour manchester/london. 2 hours is killing me

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>>67428781
Are you for real?

>>67428837
are you literally 12?

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LONELINESS GETS ME THROUGH THE NIGHT

>>67428658
>Simon Conroy Simon stfu I might not have proof like because I don't take my time out of my life that I could be doing amazing things with that time to find that proof because I'm not a lonely pathetic prick like you and btw you are so immature saying "he is a clown"
Howling

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>are you literally 12?

>president fart will poopy in the white house

howlign

>>67428853
his name is trump loool that means fart hahahahaa

>>67428834
>not brighton

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>>67428844
>don't like a shit talking pikey? you're a brit!
Ah yes, fuck off back to /eire/ please

>>67428866
holy shi nice doubles

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Reminder that Theresa may and the tories are EXCEPTIONALLY annoyed about this

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People think MacGregor is a hard lad when literally any lad from up north could knock him on his ass, howling

hs2 will be a net positive for the uk but i think they should place wildlife bridges over the track in the protected areas it's gonna go through

they say to never make decisions when you're in a heightened emotional state but when i'm calm i'm too anxious to make decisions anyway

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>>67428878
>yank
>using "howling"

>>67428704
BRUMMIE POWERHOUSE

>>67426906
Trying to understand American poltiics

>>67428896
>ass

>>67428903
he said howlign actually you mong

need a qt short hair gf to cuddle

>>67428896
>ass
You loyalists get more and more embarrassing by the day.

moon's supposed to be special tonight
can't see shite
fuck space desu

>>67428885
yeah homos don't get to go fast on my train

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How can Trump stand in the way of such diversity?

Melted lads

Gonna watch King of the Hill then bed

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Check out my cool trick, dudes

need a qt short hair bf to cuddle

>>67428891
if they dont brexit i guarantee nige will end up as prime minister.

>he thinks he has good taste in music
>His favourite track has above 20k plays on soundcloud
Pick one, plebs

>>67428944

>black power
>it's a white bint

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>>67428921
>bullying based estonia

I don't bother innocent people, I don't just pick random posts from anons or devs who have done nothing wrong and pick on them. I bully people who absolutely deserve it, and sourcefam and rotate absolutely deserve to be where they are now, mentally and as namefags on this board. They will never recover from where I've put them and that makes me happy.

I'm okay if people see me as a bad person, my identity here is irrelevant to what I'm doing now and in the future and was all a great learning experience.

>Unlike most of this general, I don't believe that the whole drama who's been going on for MONTHS
It hasn't, but the lasting effects of me bullying two very deserving individuals to pieces has lasted for months. Sourcefam in particular had running meltdowns everyday for 3-4 months, and rotate hasn't gone a day without accusing someone of being danny since forever. That's what people are tired of. I don't have much to do with it anymore, they're just mind fucked. Sometimes I wind them up, like tonight, and the results are amazing, but most of the time I'm not even here.

>The only thing you've achieved in here is chasing out effectively good devs from this place, but it seems to be your goal.
I wish I could agree but again I've never fucked with anyone who didn't deserve it and most of the time I'm not even here. When I was here, I was a positive person aside from arguing with bullies, often in defense of other devs. The random lashing out at anons and just shitbombing the thread is more of a sourcefam thing, and I know for a fact rotatedev was actively trying to run out devs who made him feel insecure. That's not my bag though.

>man up and properly hack this board
That's impossible and there is no need. This board is self propelled shit. I learned a long time ago that this general harbors psychopaths who will never leave and there's nothing that can be done to fix it.

what did he mean by this lads?

>>67428954
>your favourite track is on soundcloud at all

utter pleb

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>>67428970
they're all white always

>>67428953
Literally impossible unless he becomes a tory

>all my family has been here for 180+ years

anything less and you're a pom

>>67428944
When will the Praetorian Guard round the lot of these up and send them off to camps? Do I really have to wait until January for this?

>>67428677
good post

>>67428974
haven't been on /agdg/ in a while, is that cunt still at it?

>>67428974
not one letter shall be visualised

>>67428896
ill be at the falls road in 2 hours

>>67428954
>his favourite track isn't a 9 year old youtube video with >1000 views

even thinking about miscegenation is a sin lads

remember that

>>67428999
parts of my family have been here for 500 years

>his favourite music is a recording of tryhards over the unscripted jazz solo of waves breaking gently on a sandy beach
drones

>>67429008
in full force atm
he makes his posts, gets banned and comes back 10 minutes later to do it all over again

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>>67428677

>>67429031
how? do you live in newfoundland?

>his favourite track exists

>>67428999
Had a pair of socks that's been around for 180+ years

pooopyy poopy far butt stinky hahahahhahahhaha

trumps a poopy face and dumb butt poopy head hahahahaha

POOP BUTT butthead poopy face stinky fart

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>run a hot soapy bath
>get in
>as soon as willy is submerged, start peeing

>>67428999
my family were in Ireland 40 years ago

>>67429042

injun

>>67429045
only quality yank post itt

>>67428851
Ye la. Might have to wait in the car.

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*walks towards you from beyond the grave*

>>67429031
hello big bear

>>67428981
>having music in physical reality

I have original SYMPHONIES in my head that will never see the light of day

>>67426925
w33b f4gg07

>>67429054
Come home white man

>He listens to music

>>67429042
no hes an inuit

>>67428999
t. abbo

his favourite choon isn't from a 2002 mix on rinse fm that he will never hear again

ireland was a colony of england

really gets the brain going

>>67429075
anglos aren't white

>he doesn't consume music purely by watching a spectrometer readout

*scrapes the plaque off my teeth with my fingernails*
ahh refreshing

>>67429021
miscenegated just today

>>67429061
How did he manage that and you're just sitting there?

getting my thrice weekly dose of slvsh

>>67429085
wow

how do i do this

>>67429031
well i mean european heritage only lad

i am 100% white - 82% anglo, 12% celtic, 4% scandi

mums got to be up at 5am, should i go make a cup of tea and risk waking her up?

>>67429096
i unironically enjoy music more by reading the sheet music of it

1 (one) punch from a big strong Ulsterman would shatter mcmanlet's jaw and he would never fight again. This is the unfortunate but inevitable truth.

>>67429094
the majority of people in Britain are genetically celtic

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>>67429094

>>67429110
>>67429068
I guess probably closer to 300 then
I forgot people only arrived here in like the 17th century

Can hear the fresher cunts walking past on the way to their nights out

>>67429128
only a gael

>>67429082
see >>67429110

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Want to get my DNA tested to make sure I've no African admixture

But wary of these companies who'll store my fantastic DNA an sell it to the highest bidder or authorites

>>67429085
>white """men"""

>norn ironers thinking they're hard
Ah yes, please tell me how your uncle blew up a chip shop, very invigorating

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>Mummy's asleep now lads.

Might sneak downstairs into the kitchen and get a packet of crisps or two. Maybe I'll treat myself and have 3.
Maybe.

>>67429085
>the foreskin fearing mexicunt isn't here to get triggered

>>67429148
tell them anon said bumholes and willies

Runt

>>67429119
About 10 years back, my next door neighbour actually rang the fucking police to call around my house after I tried to open a tin of rhubarb, broke the opener and tried to prize the lid off with a screwdriver and hammer.

All the banging woke the crusty old cunts and they rang to bobbies. Hahah

root canal is £400

the fuck

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>>67429160
this is unironically a major fear of mine and why I'll never do it

better to just look through public records.

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>>67429169
Do it you cheeky rascal, going to raid the fridge myself, mummy and daddy should be going sleep soon, they're up pretty late

Want to get my DNA tested to make sure I've no Irish admixture

>>67429191
were the police pissed off or did they just laugh it off?

>>67429194
if you shop around theres usually an indian dentist who does it for 200 or less

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>Overall, the incidence of misattributed paternity ranges from about 10% to 12%

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>>67429203
Maybe I'll go full blown cheeky and make myself a sandwich and grab some chocolates.

We're in this together lad, but I'm gonna give it a few more minutes before I commence the operation. I'm very loud on the stairs.

Any pro-tips on how to open packets with minimal noise?

>>67429194
what? an NHS route canal is about £55

>>67429223
no its like 3% max

>dental care is covered by the government in his country

gommies

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1478758273265.webm

high energy political advert

>>67429102
He's ice cold. Total sociopath. Known him for years though.

>>67429243
We literally have a universal healthcare system

>>67429220
Bit miffed. Just told me to stop banging

>>67429164
>NZ'ers thinking they're -
Ah yes please tell me how -
Sorry lads was trying to think up something but nothing much of anything comes to mind when I think of NZ tbqh. Something about lord of the rings?

>>67429228
2 nhs dentists in my area and they both have wwaiting lists

I am utterly banterproof

>>67429252
>tfw no demagogue pm

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>the absolute state of the left in the US right now

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>>67429169
>>67429203
>>67429224
Daddies asleep and mummy should be soon, spotted half a pack of custard creams in the cupboard that might end up going missing soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tg94xYUVD4

bmth in their prime imo

>>67429291
new zealand is crap wahey

>>67429291
If we were put alone in a room/thread I'd test that statement, I'd break you.

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>02:34
>class till 21.30 today

Shit guys, heading off.

>>67429270
have you never been to the dentist before? Medicare does NOT cover dental care.

in fact medicare is far from universal in the coverage sense. Sure everyone gets it but it actually doesn't do that much outside of hospital cover and terminal illness

Reminder that your life is where it was because of YOU and no one else

You were lazy in school, you were anti-social, you were shy and reserved. You lacked confidence, YOU didn't workout and take care of yourself. YOU didnt stay and work extra hours to better yourself at maths or science

YOU didnt put in the effort required

Now youre a skinnyfat NEET, maybe a uni student that isn't going anywhere, with very limited friends and probably a virgin. Not only that, but its now past the point of self improvement. You know you're a loser, but you also know you're not going to make any real changes to fix it. You're content with your shitty lives because at least maybe someone will one day pity you

>>67429293
They've got 4 years where their only remaining power is the ability to call people racists.

>>67429049
good post.

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I won

>>67429329
probably on his mummy's insurance

Post cute bumholes.

>>67429333

>>67429327
would batter you like a fresh piece of cod, utter taterless runt

>>67429234
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-paternity_event

lads

Say you sad pathetic cunts manage to actually touch a girl by some miracle sent from the gods

What would you name your hypothetical son and daughter?

Daughter - Emily
Son - Robin

>>67429362
citation? simply refuse to believe 1/10 men are cucked that badly

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>>67429300
Being looking for this Pepe in non-shite quality for awhile, thanks lad.

>>67429329
>sure we have universal healthcare, but it only really applies to visiting the GP, mental health, prescription medicine, going to the hospital and who knows what else
>but I don't get free dental so it's shit

>>67429333
Fat nigger

>>67429382
Son - Charles
Daughter - Sonia

>>67429329
Doesn't cover dental care here either when you're over 18

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>one week left until I go to college
v.nervous lads

Reminder that your life is where it was because of ME and no one else

I were lazy in school, i were anti-social, you were shy and reserved.I lacked confidence, YOU didn't workout and take care of yourself. I didnt stay and work extra hours to better yourself at maths or science

ME didnt put in the effort required

Now youre a skinnyfat NEET, maybe a uni student that isn't going anywhere, with very friends and probably a virgin. Not only that, but its now the point of self improvement. You know you're NOT a loser, but you also know you're going to make any real changes to fix it. You're content with MY shitty lives because at least maybe someone will one day pity ME

>>67426906
UK is a shithole, so glad I am leaving soon.

>>67429382
Daughter- Haley
Son- Chad, Jacob and Cody

>>67428704
>no Wales links

o fuck off.

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>>67429354

I don't understand how health insurance works but I'm genetically not a runt so it doesn't matter

>>67429382
Daughter - Jane (because my last name is Jaynes)
Son - Eckhart or Thomas

>>67429414
this moose wants his children to be bullied lmao

never been sick
despise going to the doctor
I only visit the clinic to get doctors notes when I'm skipping work

>>67429382
Daughter - Alice
Son - James

>bumholes are cute

Only virgins think this desu

>>67429423
>college
FOY

>>67429333
>you put in effort and still died
where is your god now?

>>67429408
>visiting the GP
yeah if you're lucky enough to have one close by that bulk bills.
>mental health
fuck off skitzo.
>prescription medicine
only subsidised most of the time, not free.
>hospital
yeah if its a public hospital.

anyway the original argument was about dental you bint.

>>67429382
Son- paul
Daughter - ciara

>>67429382
Son - Cornelius
Daughter - Niamh

been 21 for 42 minutes lads

bit depressed haha

>>67429291
*banters your house to the ground instead*

>>67429382
Daughter - Dee
Son - Conor

>>67429382
daughter - sonia
son - rhys

BUT IF WE SING ALONG A LITTLE FUCKING LOUDER TO A H-APPY SONG MAYBE WE'LL FORGET

>>67429430
We're glad you're leaving too

>>67429472
But I'm not going to university you twat yank

Reminder that your life is where it was because of brexit and nothing else

Brexit lazy in school, i were anti-social, you were shy and reserved.I lacked confidence, BREXIT didn't workout and take care of yourself. I didnt stay and work extra hours to better yourself at maths or science

FARAGE didnt put in the effort required

Now youre a skinnyfat NEET, maybe a uni student that isn't going anywhere, with very friends and probably a virgin. Not only that, but its now the point of self improvement. You know you're NOT a loser, but you also know you're going to make any real changes to fix it. You're content with MY shitty lives because at least maybe someone will one day pity ME

>>67429461
>being bullied for your name being "Charles"
its like being bullied because your name is "Johnathan"

my name is significantly worse and giga meme tier

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why do the good always die young

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>>67429488
>Niamh

>>67429382
Daughter - Stacy, Nicola
Son - Chad, Cody, Chance

fuck it all, I lost pipers trenchcoat

>>67429492
Happy birthday m8, don't be sad I've never had a birthday party in my life

>lisicki is going all emo because he got turned down by some bint

creasing

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>he's here

>>67429513
0 effort in that search and replace 2bh

good concept, poor execution

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>>67429514
If I ever see a child named Jonathan I'm going to punch him in the face

What's your name?

>>67429492
Happy birthday lad.

Don't worry about it, in a few months I'll be celebrating my 23rd alone haha.

>>67429488
How they hell do you proununce niamh???

>>67429543
Is it over the same girl he had a mental breakdown over a few weeks ago?

the STATE of sky news

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/798251324332609536

>turning emo

well if you're referring to my music choice Paddy, post-hardcore has been my fav genre of all time.

>>67429570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgZEwN8OAS0

>>67429570
neeve, the irish are an illiterate bunch

>>67429438
>female

Errrrrrrrrrrr

http://www.strawpoll.me/11654287

new poll lads

>>67429570
niamh

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>Youre really cute and awesome and some girl is going to be so lucky to have you
>But I just see you as a good friend and I hope you'll be ok with that because I wouldnt want to lose you!

>>67429492
Where you at lad?

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cant be going on like this lads

going to off myself soon

haha

>>67429586
You've got nojob neet life to look forward to with that law degree

just did a very wet hot and stinging poo

>>67429590
calm down lad

you're shaking with rage

>>67429625
See ya!

>>67429625
i probably would to if i lived in the UK desu. So fucking dreary.

>implying 190mm isn't the best thing to happen to this general since ed miliband

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>>67429579
why is the british sky news so shit compared to ours

we have based paul murray

>>67429579
Fucking disgraceful, I will genuinely be sending a strongly worded letter to skynews complaining about this.

Is putting two slices of cucumber on your eyes a meme lads

>>67429579
Fucking hell. What an embarrassing sack of shit.

>>67429687
I think it's to get rid of bags under your eyes

>>67429469
I like both those names

>>67429550
not telling
its Celtic and rare

I doubt anyone can guess it though, same name as an obscure saint
its meme tier as fuck

I told a girl that she looked beautiful as I walked past her and she smiled and said thanks. Does this mean I'm not ugly?

>>67429667
it all boils down to whether you think he is posting ironically or not

>>67426957
poor guy

>>67429667
trip on

190 cm vs the mexican

Who wins? Cast your votes now

>>67429699
Finnbar

>>67428695
I wish your trolling didn't make me upset

>>67429702
he seems serious enough

>>67429699
not going to try because I don't care

If I didn't have acne and also started lifting, I could be a soft 7

>>67429579
>poppy fascists

>>67429698
Thanks, I've spent a lot of time thinking about the names of the children I'll probably never have.

Poleaboos gimmick doesnt get enough credit. Did it jump the shark? Sure. But it definitely had some pretty good highs.

Does anyone care what his character does anymore?

>>67429700
pls respond

is it possible to get /fit/ without going to the gym

like just doing pushups and stuff?

>>67429753
He better kill himself and end it all

>>67429763
yeah you can top physical fitness with just running and body weight exercise

all the bullshit dieting and other /fit/ garbage is for aesthetics

>>67429700
I have no experience with this so don't know what to tell you.

Will you feel bad if poleaboo kills innocents?

>>67429816
there are no innocents, only degrees of sin

>>67429763
ye

you won't be very big though

>>67429763
you're muscles won't get big

>>67429816
Not if he kills other pakis (since he hates them apparently)

>>67429763
depends if you have slave genetics

>>67429763
ignore these faggots, buy some weights and start lifting

>>67429834
no

>>67429855
we are answering his question you utter wet wipe

*pours you a glass of clean aloe water*

shall not be responding

>>67429763
Theoretically, but you won't. Just lift, it's much easier.

>>67429887
Ok

>>67429887
ok ill respond to you though

>>67429887
double nigger

>>67429914
thanks

to any doubters

Very good chance there is a fat cunt in here.

Admit it if you are, sick of everyone pretending they are skellys on here

>>67429939
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10941259/Are-women-more-attracted-to-tall-men.html

fuck forgot the link

but ye to any doubters