korean pop edition
my willy edition
DO NOT DELETE THIS JANNINGTON
*Gives your willy a squeeze*
Well what do you think about that then?
nth for canada
Just had this sent to me via carrier pigeon
DANGEROUS edition
>>67426828
>not english afternoon tea
gagging for a wank
>posting in a deleted thread
dont think this thread will last long
>>67426917
solid 7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
Gonna have to pull an all nighter-here, lads.
poor lad
Turn on BBC 2 right now lads!!!!
>>67426917
Jesus fucking christ
SCREAM.AIM.FIRE.
>>67426980
doxxed
everyone is working on the assumption janny is awake
i can assure you he is not
>>67426321
>rach will never sit naked on your face and force you to drink her wee
>>67426990
hand of blood desu
>>67426986
oh my days
*nuts*
the gf
my shrunk fiver and the full sized one
>>67426986
i just cant see the appeal in black qts
starting to think its just a fetish for the contrarians on /int/
>>67426917
>no bongos gf
>>67426992
Thanks ;)
>>67427004
He was active just earlier
>>67427019
perfection
>>67426880
>international bint
lmao
Just drank a 1/3 of vodka
bout smoke a joint
It's the small things in lifes
>>67427032
>>67426986
Bingo bango bongo voglio andare fino in congo!
>>67426980
Are you actually studying trigonemetry
>2016
If 'niggers' is the answer, what is the question?
post gattos
>>67427036
and now he is asleep
such is a day in the life of janny
>>67426980
Might join you are kid, really need to get some work done for my assignments.
janny is gonna flip his shit on me
>>67426983
Misha Mayfair has a fat little tummy
so when are you setting your suicide for?
im thinking if my current plan fails i do it as all my options will have gone
>>67427073
smoking weed when drunk does nothing for me
>>67427084
does this guy know he's a living meme?
>>67427088
What is a racial slur relating to Black-British or African-American individuals, used primarily by ignorant fuckwits
>>67427095
I sometimes forget the fact that other people sleep
>>67427081
Again for the 3rd fucking time in my life.
Its not really "studying" just "solving" the problems.
>>67427088
>88
big tits aren't even that great
>>67427079
oh a bingo bango bongo i'm so happy in the congo i refuse to go
>Kill your enemies
>My brothers dead around me
>Wounds are hurting
>Death is creeping for me
>Smoke is blinding
>Hearts are pounding
>Chaos soon ignites
>The call is made
>Its one for all
>Will I meet thy maker
>>67427122
>used primarily by ignorant fuckwits
spotted the nignog
>>67427099
>Might join you are kid
>you are kid
I'm 20 though...
>>67427144
Nonce
Post top tier words:
I'll start
"Archipelago"
>>67427122
>used primarily by ignorant fuckwits
>blacks often call each other nigger
you may be onto something there anon
>>67427110
you know you can move to aus be a welfare scrounger and smoke weed at the beach all day eh
really don't get why anyone would kill themselves
>>67427144
le fox and le grapes
hang on a sec my shoelace is untied
*bends down like I am about to tie it*
*grabs your willy*
What you gonna do about that then?
>>67427112
It feels great for me desu
Just wait an hour after your last drink to avoid spinning out
Cant believe some of you are weak willed enough to be suicidal
The world is a beautiful place and I really dont want to leave it
>>67427088
who raped that white woman?
>>67427179
Australia has an immigration system I will never get past.
>>67427176
Moist
darmok and jalad.
darmok and jalad at tenargra
>can predict whats going to sell out on amazon because of my superior normie tastes.
>>67427088
Who are the most useless fucking creatures in Britain?
>>67427145
Simbly ebin
>>67427176
pleb
need to wake up at 7am lads haha
just went for a night walk and it was so peaceful and has made me so happy.
Dinner lads
>>67427285
Utterly disgusting.
Also you're a nigger
need an autistic Finnish gf
>>67427264
I've not been on a night walk in a few months
I used to walk around late at night talking to myself lmao
>>67427135
It took you three tries to learn trig?
>>67427285
>duck style
>>67427235
captain
jean luc picard
alri lads
>>67427174
It's just an expression laddie
Kek. Black people baffled why their black kids are violent and problematic in nursery school.
FFS BBC
>>67427285
>Wog
hahaha, so thats the lad who spams to anti-/pol/ stuff
>>67427352
>>67427316
to us all finns are autistic desu
>>67427332
of the USS
enterprise
Supper lads
American males are such alpha male hunks of pure testosterone and manliness
its no wonder the european women love them
Im a brit on vacation btw
>>67427285
>>67427186
>he's not in daily physical/emotional pain
Well, aren't you the kinga dog shite
>>67427179
only poo peelanders can do that
>>67427377
Are they gonna rape me?
>>67427313
>>67427324
>>67427352
>>67427374
I might be black but I drive a better car than any of you white boys
>>67427391
Ffs get it together england
How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?
Fucking hell, have you let never seen a black lad before?
>>67427319
Nah. ive just learnt it in 3 places.
>>67427429
dude, are you okay?
>>67427391
Sad!
>>67427440
*turns on sepia filter*
now i am black
>>67427437
Never even made an attempt.
>>67427423
Where'd you rob that then?
how does pengis in bagine feel like
>>67427285
Dinner lads
Hopefully it will taste better than it smells
>>67427423
serious
>>67427423
You're not black, you're a nigger.
whats with yank towns that have the exact population written on the town sign?
Welcome To (Town)
Pop: 3621
what if someone leaves or moves in? do they have to put up a new sign?
>>67427423
what does being black have to do with anything my post was about the duck style
don't understand vegan/veggie stuff in the style of meat, just eat meat ffs
>>67427423
Yeah but im not a nigger so it's alri'
>>67427423
>tesla
noice
>>67427423
enjoy driving it while you can
>>67427423
fite me
>>67427437
Completed 2015. About to complete 2016
ummmmm bit racist and problematic :/
>>67427437
Had a terrible one night stand, that's it
>people being racist
come on its 2016
really don't like how quick /brit/ is nowadays
normie fucks ruining shit yet again
fuck off to reddit you cunts
>>67427437
Got one somehow haha
>>67427474
too easy haha
>>67427479
re-paint them
Reminder that your life is where it was because of YOU and no one else
You were lazy in school, you were anti-social, you were shy and reserved. You lacked confidence, YOU didn't workout and take care of yourself. YOU didnt stay and work extra hours to better yourself at maths or science
YOU didnt put in the effort required
Now youre a skinnyfat NEET, maybe a uni student that isn't going anywhere, with very little friends and probably a virgin. Not only that, but its now past the point of self improvement. You know you're a loser, but you also know you're not going to make any real changes to fix it. You're content with your shitty lives because at least maybe someone will one day pity you
>>67427519
>Wales
epic
>>67427437
have a yank gf right now
Now that vaporwave is dead, what's the newest cool meme genre of music?
>>67427479
of course not, stop being autistic
sometimes they change them, but it's infrequent. for instance every ten years after the census
>>67427423
Soon lad
>>67427542
>>67427394
>>67427437
jesus november already
havent even come close to getting a girl
think my dry spell must be over a year now
>lickdicki posting bait again
>>67427542
It was my decisions, but they were forced on me by other people and by undiagnosed mental illness.
>>67427512
how terrible are we talking here
installing mechwarrior living legends
>>67427573
holy fucking shit
>>67427549
vaporwave can never die because it's always been dead inside
>>67427542
shan't be reading
>>67427542
>none of this describes me
be american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwg8y_L-vYQ
>>67427542
>very little friends
Nah my mates are tall
>>67427574
>think my dry spell must be over a year now
fuck sake lad
>when niggers spend 80% of their post-tax income on the lease for an expensive car
>>67427437
>watch babestation every night
yeah pretty good actually m8
>>67427542
shan't be reading this
new wheels for the whip
>>67427542
have a gf, masters and a good job tbqh
WHITE australia has a BLACK history
>>67427549
>Vapor
FOY
>>67427640
alri mandem
>>67427627
HIGHLY doubt it's leased
>>67427627
ISA isn't going to get you laid anon
>>67427088
>>67427204
>>67427247
>>67427627
took this photo on the way home from the shops earlier
>>67427640
since when do blacks drive Teslas
Isn't it just the grime artist who's picture from the first-class seat of an aeroplane keeps getting posted here?
>>67427664
No you don't. Not that I care because I actually have those things minus the gf.
Only no gf because in the past two years I finally got attractive and have way more fun with one night stands and fwb's
I'm sure ill get over it soon and settle down
whats that game where there is a picture and you have to caption it
>>67427542
Literally just thinking this
*Glares suspiciously*
Why do UK have this many weird named places?
Sound super autistic 2bh
>Weston-super-mare
>Southend-on-sea
>Clacton-on-sea
>Frinton-on-sea
>Bishop's Stortfort
>Stratford-upon-avon
>Moreton-in-marsh
>Stow-on-the-wold
>Burton-upon-trent
>Royal-leamington-spa
>King's Lynn
>Barrow-in-furness
>Stockton-on-tees
>Newcastle-upon-tyne
>Berwick-upon-tweed
>Go see some Wales places
>Caersws
>Trefeglwys
>Llawryglyn
>Llanfihangel-y-Creuddyn
>Llanfihangel-Glyn-Myfyr
what the fuck they literally sound like Elves
>>67427714
What exactly were you thinking?
>>67427707
quite nice baps
why are people responding to the baiting pooskin
>>67427709
words that follow
the gf
Really tired of brit gimmicks
>>67427709
Caption the picture
>>67427734
Those -on- names are because they'e next to that landmark or river
>>67427704
>No you don't. Not that I care because I actually have those things minus the gf.
howling
sure thing buddy
>>67427626
it will probably extend indefinitely desu
confidence is fucked and my social life is a lot less compared to last year
>>67427704
>I actually have those things minus the gf
>minus the gf
is ribena dead yet?
>>67427707
decent barm cakes
>>67427734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnTnwL9znQ
qt from uni made a very blatant reference to me watching her masturbate today
Did not know how to respond.
>>67427709
words that follow
>>67427690
What?
>>67427687
Why?
>>67427738
All the stuff you said except the skinny fat stuff and applying myself in school.
Welcome to /brit/
Population: 51
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=94
play this with me
>>67427581
I couldn't keep it up for long because I was drunk and on mandy, she refused to suck my dick even after I licked her smelly vag
would like a fertile irish lass
>>67427754
a half breed? slew her m8 with a club
read 65 pages of my vonnegut book today
>>67427806
those are cobs
>>67427777
>>67427798
I do. I've posted proof of my own apartment before. Not about to post my masters though (its an MBA) nothing in STEM unfortunately
Pulled a girl last weekend, although she was only about a 5 and I couldn't get my dick hard because I was too drunk
>>67427734
>>Weston-super-mare
Latin for "settlement above the sea" or something similar
>>Southend-on-sea
means its next to the sea
>>Stratford-upon-avon
means its on a river
>>67427807
That is exactly how I imagine every /pol/ poster.
>>67427823
>What?
You admonished them for wasting money, but unlike you (presumably) saving and spending your money conservatively, their conspicuous spending will lead to them having sex.
Just saw gone girl
Jesus, are all women natural psychopaths?
>>67427823
he's a fairly famous grime "artist"
>>67427829
Virus detected! Do not click the link! I repeat, do not click this LINK!
>>67427693
>>67427693
sad that there wont be a race war
we'll just fade out if existance with out countries looking more like Africa or ME than European
>>67427833
>>67427833
>I licked her smelly vag
>on a one night stand
dear oh dear
the moon will be at its most powerful tonight
and so will I
>>67427868
watched that with the ex-gf
probably wasn't a good idea
why do grils have long hair
your CDs?
won't be getting any of them back
turning a blind eye for 15 minutes
do as you wish
>>67427542
>its now past the point of self improvement
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>67427856
>associating with 5s
I am literally howling
>>67427902
Don't cut it as much
was reading about an irish couple that moved here in the 1800s and started a homestead from nothing and had some ungodly number of children in the process
this is why I need an irish lass. they are fertile
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=94
JOIN
>>67427856
absolutely screeching
I know people who manage a coles who have their own apartment
>>67427912
damm
>>67427912
>at a house party
>"alright lads now it's time for Never Have I Ever"
>>67427929
there was a family in my school with 11 children
>>67427934
1 + x/2
Oi mate I think you dropped this
>>67427963
liar
>>67427856
>Pulled a girl last weekend, although she was only about a 5 and I couldn't get my dick hard because I was too drunk
i remember your posts
good lad
>>67427856
your apartment has an awful view though
>>67427963
My mother has 15 siblings
>>67427958
my favourite game besides king's cup (ring of fire)
>>67427865
Yeah but I have sex regularly and I don't need to supplement my personality and looks with ostentatious purchases that only successfully attract slags
>>67427977
nope
>>67427963
ah yes, the 'tholics
>>67427958
I bolt out shit like that when that happens
>>67427941
>You know people that are better off than you
Shocking
https://twitter.com/TheLantern/status/798304005113921540
>>67427958
Hate that fucking shite fuck
NO YOU CANT PASS YOU HAVE TO SAY ONE
LOL YOU NEVER SEX WHAT A LIAR
>>67427984
top 10 view in the world
>>67427977
lad in my school with about 10
if you go back to my parents generation (40-50 year olds) its not uncommon to know people with 8 or 9 siblings
>>67428013
Yanks are such runts
>>67427958
At least you were invited to a house party
>>67427958
>>67427958
>>67427958
>Never Have I Ever
>Everyone just makes it about their sexscapades
Ah yes so fun hearing about you fucking someone on a train before!
Surprisingly its always the girls that bring them up too.
>>67428037
that building is a fucking eyesore
>>67427958
>Never Have I Ever
Holy fuck lads the exact same shit happened to me, absolutely sperged out lmao. Also play cards against humanity with some fucking normie cunts who went out of their way to NOT laugh at any racist jokes.
>>67428010
lmao which store do you manage? a wal-mart?
can you even imagine impregnating and irish bint 10 times?
truly a wonder of existence
>>67427993
good post
>>67428005
>>67428030
sad posts
>>67428013
Yeah, that definitely wasn't staged
>>67428047
Why do girls shit? Doesn't it sort of ruin their cute, attractive persona?
>>67428052
Next time you go. Your party trick can be saying three hundred and thirty three really quickly. Everyone will be impressed
Rorkes and drumpfkins BTFO
>>67428067
top 3 building in the world
>>67428071
Call-Center
>Almost 02:00
Had root canal treatment done today at a private dentist and had to sit in a chair for an hour 40 mins.
>>67428088
>tree hundred and tirty tree
>>67428013
sends your man flying haha
>>67428070
I always dominate at cards against humanity. it plays well to people with twisted senses of humour
>>67428013
>That fucking impact noise
Top kek.
I love that they start chanting "Shame" at him afterwards. It's like they don't even realise this is why they lost the election in the first place.
>>67427958
Sheeee... Every such moment I go sleep. Good I'm getting drunk to that time.
Cards against humanity is the most Reddit game in existence
me on the right
>>67428088
DERE'S MORE TA OIRELAND DAN DIS
If you speak to me truthfully I shall let you pass, if you speak lies then I will kill you where you stand, what do you say?
>>67428089
that unironically sounds like the perfect country
>>67428108
i used some CRACKING holocaust joke cards and one cunt went "oooh that's a bit too far"
>>67428108
BAIT
BAIT
BAIT
>>67428089
What would ever do without all of those things?
>that one drunk spastic in never have I ever who brings up shit no one was supposed to know about outside of the lads because he becomes mr tell all your friends the moment he's 5 drinks deep
ahhh yes makes for interesting nights
need some funny shit to watch lads
>twisted sense of humor
anyway beer pong or shoe are the best drinking games
>>67428089
that sounds great tbqh
>>67428089
>cartoon about Africa called 'angryblackmenistan'
>leftists start wetting their panties about racism
hmmm made me think
rorke BTFO
Why are blacks kept down lads?
Why don't people like blacks?
I literally cannot pronounce "th" no matter what
Whenever I speak on online games the yanks and Brits always try and banter me with it however I soon retort with far superior bantz
>>67428124
horrendous arse
>>67428089
>the white country is the polluted one
>I always dominate at cards against humanity. it plays well to people with twisted senses of humour
>>67428163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw
This one had me howling. Such a high energy video.
>>67427977
true 2bh. not like it was every second family or anything like back in the day and it wasn't really a catholic thing, but I knew or knew of plenty families with about a million kids. they were usually rough as fuck though and many would end up delinquents and shit and they were always looked down on
wew
>>67428174
>phone posting
>>67428189
I can but I need to stop and think before I do it, too much effort and I sound like a posh wanker when I do it
>>67428149
It's because you're white. I've said numerous blatantly racist things, and the most someone's ever said was
>that's not very pc is it
>>67428187
because they're black
because they're black
>>67428189
what do you say to replace it?
>>67428213
DEJA VU
>>67428099
i may have to have this done on 2 teeth, how was it?
>>67428174
>im a benefit to britain, please accept me
sidenote: why are there so many mad big muslim instagrams/twitters that just post shitty memes all day
>>67428189
>speak on online games
>m-my mic is broke
>>67428213
>when he starts to spin
woke up with a stiffy lads, wish i had a lad to take care of it x
got a situation here lads,
need something humorous to watch
>>67428174
with immigrants this is what the UK looks like
>>67428229
2 powergap 1
>>67428149
that's happened to me too. I made an absolute banger using the auschwitz card and I got death stared by some of the people playing because I laughed at it and it wasn't chosen. I basically just gave up after that
>>67428230
The entire room was wealthy middle class white people, absolute DAFTIES
>>67428189
This is me but unfortunately without the bantz
>h-haha yeah dats just me accent
I don't speak online anymore
about to run a bath
it's not gay
>>67428189
saying tree is better than saying free like english sissy boys desu
>>67428285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71iSwArWVI
We should get rid of the moon.
Causes too much conflict.
gf just posted this
ripping some truly awful wet farts
WILL BEAT THE FIRST YANK TO REPLY TO THIS POST
how do all these nandos runts afford canada goose ffs
As long as there is niggers there is hate
>>67428353
*Raises paw*
>>67428353
me and the gf having a cheeky chat :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBlyYESAmQU
Choon
>>67428369
By spending instead of saving
WILL BEAT THE FIRST TAIG TO REPLY TO THIS POST
>>67426880
LITETALLY forced my 14yo cousin to use snus
Gave him enough to make him puke. Just because I think he is a fuccboi loser that talks tough but shits his pants when you try to convince to help you steal an alternator from the junkyard
also made him drink moonshine lmao
>>67428252
It wasn't bad in all honesty. When they clean/fill whatever it is they do to to the roots it actually feels kind of nice in a weird way. It was a bit painful at times, but nothing bad. The only issue is the cost, if you need that done in two teeth then you're looking at a lot of money.
think they might be poisoning the water supply lads
>>67428391
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
>>67428411
Would literally cave your fucking face in
>>67428415
sounds like Icelandic trailer park boys
thought it was impossible for a girl to finish me with a handjob but she did it 4 times
fucking over the moon lads
>>67428174
>tfw it is still better
>>67427902
because it's pretty, and cute, and feminine