/brit/

anime

sleepy

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/tr/

me on the right

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

>in year 10
>some German kid joined our school
>his name was Andre or some shit
>first time I met him was in PE
>he got changed in the toilet stall and didn't say a word to anyone
>playing basketball in PE
>my mate has the ball
>German kid full on punches him in the balls and takes the ball
>everyone stops playing to ask the lad who got twatted in the balls if he was okay
>PE teacher shouts "FOUL" several times
>German kid ignores the teacher and carries on playing and actually scores
>teacher has to force him to apologize
>lesson ends
>German kid asks the PE teacher what time it is
>upon hearing what time it is, he sprints off
>PE teacher lets out an audible groan
>haven't seen the German kid since
Are all German people that autistic?

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>>67424998

>>67424978
Is lad posting a thing?
I like lad posting 2bh lads

did the danelaw overall have a positive influence on britain?

Need a bf rly badly

>korean poop deleted within 15 seconds
wew

>>67424978
must've been great living in nazi germany before the war

Chile has a god tier national anthem ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VR_Akwrnw8

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Yeah I'm sure the fellows of Lindesfarne called their Nordic visitors "Icelads" too.

Lads, don't get too fucking comfy around these barbarians. They'll cut your throat in your sleep, first chance they get

>>67425025
Post a pic of your sisters arsehole on here

>>67425025
yulelads

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>>67424978

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This is it, lads. I'm going to die tommorrow.

>>67425032
that's funny because Gypsies are the most discriminated ethnic minority in the UK hun x
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/10/01/mentally-ill-most-discriminated-against/
http://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20160105160709/http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/guide-method/measuring-equality/equality/ethnic-nat-identity-religion/ethnic-group/index.html#8

>>67425018
Unironically yes

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Some lad at work told me he came home from work one day to find his wife in bed with a darky, they're now married and his daughter is going out with a nigger too

>>67424999
it's past your bedtime :\

>>67425032
>we shouldn't have to demand equality because it's rightfully ours
Christ.

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>>67425018
yes

imagine having poo coloured skin

>>67425086
i'm in bed tbf
about to nod off i reckon

>>67425063
good

>>67425063
why?:(

She said she had a dream about me last night. She said we hugged. She seems very bashful and made sure nobody overheard her.

Odd but v cute.

thoughts on me

http://is.4chan.org/int/1479162131853.jpg

>>67425057
(man bum)

>>67425018
Fuck krauts, we shoukd have nuked g*rmany too

>>67425087
care to post a counterargument?
no?
thought so

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>>67425057
Me top middle

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478624497796.webm

>>67425115
You're a cute guy :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZBgxTwtIE

What are some good books about the third reich and WW2 in general

>>67425118
what do you mean "we"?

>>67425032
How come Africa is mostly ruled by black people? Where is the equality they owe us? Their black privilege is sickening 2bh

no more wanking

>>67425115
>is.4chan
yep just let me wait until the end of the universe and maybe the image would have loaded

*raids your biscuit tin*

>>67425098
good nice great enjoy

Conor McGregor Is the biggest Reddit twat going atm

>>67425115
Crawl into my bed

would genuinely like to strangle the cunt that keeps destroying /agdg/

>>67425148
the allies

you

>>67425018
Being in Year 10 would make you 14-15 correct?

>>67425100
Thanks.
>>67425109
Classes til 20.30.

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Trump's grandfather, German immigrant

>>67425141
Mein Kampf

name a better cereal than Alpen

Pro tip: You cannot.

>>67425150
Africa was ruled by whites for hundreds of years
It's time Black people got to rule their own countries

Why is irish meat like half the price of our own meat? Will I get food poisoned if I eat it?

>>67425141
k-on

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>tfw "2bh" was my gimmick long before the word-filter
>tfw /brit/ told me it would never last

I'll take those (You)s now, lads.

having the time of my life watching this alice march anal casting

>>67425188
Literally Drumpf

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need babestation gf

>>67425204
I'll let you have my Icelandic meat for free x

Mein Drumpf

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His father, looks a bit like Enoch Powell

>>67425204
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy

>>67425170
ok bye

@67425207
on reddits triggered by desu say it though lol

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>>67425197

The art group at my school put up a bunch of "inspirational" posters with people like Martin Luther King, Vigdís Finnbogadóttir, Bríet Bjarnhéðinsdóttir, Abraham Lincoln, Harvey Bernard Milk, Malala Yousafzai, Nadya Tolokonnikova, Nelson Mandela and Aung San Suu Kyi.

want to hang up a picture of Brevik that says "don't wait for something to happen, make it happen"

>>67425188
If his grandfather is an immigrant then why is he so racist?

>>67425033
boggles my mind why he's so obsessed with deleting kpop

jeremy's...iron

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His grandmother

>>67425129
yep, there's me, the last one on the second row

>>67425141
Kershaw's book on Hitler is worth a read, fucking long as fuck but it's good

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>>67425201
White people - Rhodesia
Black people - Zimbabwe

>>67425269
white privilege hun x

>>67425217

wrong

>>67425254
found the type 2 diabetes man-babby

>>67425129
me, 6 to the left 2 down

>>67425298
both were shit

>>67425298
you fucking racist!
plus that's only one example

*walks towards the camera*

>>67425263
>Malala Yousafzai
>Nadya Tolokonnikova

only ones I'm baffled that they get any recognition

just realised
after 8 years of "Obama's coming to take my guns!" and "Obama's going to march us all into FEMA death camps!" and the like, now we'll have to deal with 4-8 years of "Trump's going to get rid of gay marriage!", and "Trump's going to murder all immigrants!", and "Trump's going to march all Muslims into death camps!"

fucks sake lads

I've been a /brit/ poster for 3 years now
I love you all
We are ahead of the curve when it comes to memes. Notice all the JFs across all the different boards using our patrician memes.

>>67425201
>their own countries
Racist

>>67425129
me as Gully Gawk

lads how's your wife and kids doing?

>>67425326
>>>/yank/

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>>67425322

>>67425069
Gyppos are the scum of Britain
People complain about Asians and Polish but jesus christ
If you want an entire race of welfare sitting, antisocial bags of farts then go for the pikeys

>>67425294
was looking for a book on Hitler, sum up Kershaw's book to me in 1-2 sentences

>>67425328
Craven

>>67425315
t. born in 1998

>>67425328
most of the internet's fresh material comes from 4chan, and most of 4chan's fresh material comes from /brit/

nads are itchy

I may have alzeimers but at least I do not have...

forgotten the joke

>>67425326
really makes me think

it's always the same shit

>>67425351
Wife's alri.
Her son grounded me again, though.
Took all of my shoes and left me at home while they went out for dinner with her BF.

why call it scotland if scots pronounce it scote-land? (or as I call it: Scrote-land HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls off chair and starts pounding on the floor in laughter*!)

>>67425370
Hitler was the right man, in the right place at the right time. (Or wrong depending on your perspective)

He started off pretty successfully but came to believe in his own mythology and invincibility which was his downfall

France and Germany should have union jacks in the top left corners of their flag

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>>67425367
>Asians

There are more Indians in South Africa than whites

Makes me think

>>67425129
*dangles my bollocks through a hole in the floor into the pantry in the hopes meat-hook will hook them*

>>67425434
No there aren't

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Really puts it in perspective and proves how stupid drumpfs racism is

>>67425391
absolutely terrible kill yourself 8/10

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>>67425325
me too

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/gf2016/ was a failure lads, who's gearing up for /chubbygf2017/

there's no such thing as 'time wasted' if time isn't even real. so just do whatever

>>67425204
irish beef is superior to swedish beef

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>be me, udder day
>beautiful weatheerr
>at coffie shop
>see qt 3.14
>mustuh up da courej to go up too her
>HAVE YU SEEN MY MAINSTREEM METEOR?
>she luuks confused
>MAINSTREEM METEOR
>WATUH FILTERS?
>ALEKS JONES
>she is froitened at dis pooint
>LIBRULS ARE TEH REEL RAYCISSTS
>I reech out my hand, and she dropps her coffie
>hot coffie all over me
>gives me BONE UH
>BUT PAIN
>I SCREAM
>ESS JAY DOUBLE U'S
>screeming, she roons awai
>tfw no qt 3.14 mainstreem meteor
FOOKIN 'ELL I CANT DO ANYTIN ROITE

>>67425379
hhahah me too

>>67425474
agreed i also dislike JF

>>67425512
but time is real you spanner

just realized I have had a lumma in my lip for 2 hours

>>67425504

I'm gearing up for /whitetrashgf2017/

figure if uni girls don't want me, maybe some high school dropout who hacks darts all day and works retail will

>>67425417
Alri, might check it out.

I've always thought Hitler was right-brained in his approach to politics and war. Everything had a poetic flair to it, stemming from his art-school background. Just look at how he handled the Berlin Olympics.
In all, he wasn't a true psychopath (if he was he wouldn't have lost the eastern front) he was just an uncompromising nutjob.

Stalin on the other hand was an egomaniac asshole.

>order a pizza 1 minute before they close
are they going to spit in it?

>>67425516
>shitting yourself over a sheffield accent

Foreigner detected

>>67425517
It's past your bedtime kid

state of this general

Who still on for /suicide2016/

>>67425516
that was awful, what are you even trying to achieve

>>67425595
after u

>>67425571
never done it before but i've always been curious desu

are people born after 2000 even human?

>>67425562
good lad
wouldn't mind a bogan gf tbf

>>67425590
state of Israel

>>67425613
I'll let you know

>>67425530

and you know this how?

for all we know time is just a social construction

think about it, days wouldn't even exist if the earth didn't spin on an axis

>>67425530
It's man-made fiction like organised religion

>>67425590
you know what you must do

>>67425590
state of your country m8

told my lad to drift the roundabout
He actually did absolute mad man
http://www.visir.is/gummitoffarar-hrella-akureyringa-med-iskrandi-havada-ad-naeturlagi/article/2016160629949

does PJW have a sheffield accent?

does sheffield even have an accent?

>>67425571
it's going to be cold as fuck
I've done it twice with two different takeaways and it's always cold

>>67425617
no

>>67425474
>Russia

surprising

>>67425642
Did you handle that neighbour who grabbed your sister?

>>67425642
me in the ranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoqP0YOkG3c
really makes you think

>>67425646
Sheffield Wednesday

I'm literally shaking. My 8 year old just looked at me and said "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod"

>>67425590
it is a real state in here tonight tbf
unlike your '''country'''

>>67425642
the absolute state of your language

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I have one and a half months left to get a gf, can I do it?

>>67425530
third eye status: totally crusted over

Does anyone else occasionally have a wank looking in the mirror? I'm gay and in great shape, if I just avoid looking at my face I can get off really easily

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>>67425595
>tfw you've left it too late now an it will ruin Christmas for your family
>tfw you will have to wait until at least January

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work tomorrow

>>67425642
what a MENTAL geezer

>>67425642
>>67425687
>>67425688
hmmmmm

>>67425687
Yeah went over and he apologized after I raised my voice

>Used to worry that the world was becoming too leftist
>Now worry that the world is slipping into right wing fascism

Shit lads what was so bad about the 90s status quo?

>>67425718
Honestly yes sometimes but I cover my top half, I put my sisters skirt on and pretend theres a hot trap in front of me

job interview tomorrow

bricking it

>>67425687
>>67425642
Post a pic of your sisters arsehole on here

isnt the present moment technically eternal? the present moment will be forever etched into the past. you may be moving from one present moment to the next but that moment will never get lost to the stream of time. it will last permanently

why the fuck would you kill yourself when you can move to australia and be a welfare scrounger and smoke weed all day at the beach

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>>67425751
are you a radical centrist?

>>67425710
until what, get tinder lad

>>67425530
>>67425714
weird i just read about the subject a bit
apparently its still debated if in the physics community if its real or not

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How can I insert the UK in my maymay to depict Brexit?

>>67425749
*davidbrentoohyourehard.gif*

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This is what moametal looks like irl

>tfw can't make the gf come
>tfw she doesn't like being eaten out

end it.

>>67425751
we need blair back

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work tomorrow

>>67425780
I've had no luck with tinder, can never get a reply from my matches

literally half the population of Iceland is on /brit/

>>67425780
Probably wizardry.

>>67425813
Good luck brother.

>>67425690
more humane to just take its head off with an axe. guy is fucking around too much

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>>67425787

>>67425789
>she doesn't like being eaten out
wew lad, how come? my gf loves it

>>67425778
What's so 'radical' about these centricucks?

>>67425789
probably a lezzer

Playing Doom
What the fuck is Olivia's problem?

on the old coca'

>>67425819
what do they mean by this? why are they here?

>>67425789

she can't care if she's not breathing

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hope you all got this deal

>>67425813
You'll do it lad, just keep trying.

>>67425789
Well you're probably here so that we won't lie to you.

I'll be honest brother. It ain't looking any good.

She's texting me, begging me to stop ignoring her.

What do lads?

>>67425866
flushable wipes aren't actually flushable fyi

>>67425862
there seems to be 3 of them in here atm and I'm getting worried

>>67425862
Coinkydink

>>67425862
looking to steal our cod again, damn ice wankers

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478857863000.webm

Honestly looking at the absolute state of some runts from my school now and cannot imagine how much of a runt I must be that things seem worse for me.

sniffing cocaine right now ama

>>67425866
You do know those things are not actually 'flush friendly'?

Cunts like you make my job a nightmare

>>67425838
not even sure, she's super vague about it.

Don't get it, it's not a hygiene thing at least.

>>67425878
she wants to have sex all the time though so hmmm

>>67425872
I'm not really bothered setting up a new account right now, Is there anything that will help me get more matches, like what should I write in my bio

>>67425646

pornstar michelle B has a strong sheffield accent

>>67425912
don't understand women at ALL
>I don't want you to look at me getting changed but I won't go into another room to get changed

>>67425923
are you a spelunker?

Lads, how the fuck do we get rid of pakis like this>>67425923??

>>67425887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>67425912
can you imagine the camel toe she has in tight yoga pants

>>67425926
are you thick are something make up something yourself

>>67425925
She's insecure m8. Lots of women get really really insecure about their minge. You need to make her feel better about her snuffbox. It's also probably the reason she can't come. It's performance anxiety. Same reason not everyone can get hard for a porno.

I'm a 21 y/o virgin, but several people have told me i'm attractive and given ne compliments

How is this possible?

>>67424978
since when has overt racism been tolerated on /brit/?

>>67425896
never had a problem lad, only flush 2 at a time

>>67425925
>she wants to have sex all the time though so hmmm
You know it!

So how'd you meet her, even though your original intent in sharing this to us might've not been that ypu were spilling your guts about your love story to a Frenchman a minute later.

got diagnosed with cancer in my dream last night lads

think the first thing I did was to post about it on here

>>67425977
>are you thick are something

Monday night drinking lads

>>67425986
forever

>>67425922
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>>67425629

all these lads are gay, don't talk to them

>>67425985
everyone calls me ugly. I just accept it

>>67425985
Looks doesn't always mean sociable.

I've had the same compliments.

>tfw only been with the gf for 6 months and the sex life is dying down already

fuck sake

Can't watch porn where the women have British accents

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a
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what if god was one of us
just a slob like one of us

>>67425960
wtf is that?

TurboRorke2000 here, AMA

>>67425922
sort me a booster if I come to selly oak?

>>67425985
>several people have told me i'm attractive
Who tho

>>67425985
probably because you have terrible social skills

>>67426035
fuck sake lad

>>67425912
stop lookin at mah pusseh

ah caught yer

>>67426020
literally all me

>>67426020
all me

>>67425979
maybe...she has a pretty nice puss though.

>>67426003
friend of a friend, both pinged at the club hehe

if you put marmite on racism maybe brits would start caring about it for a change

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>>67426043
I would fucking DEMOLISH Carol Vorderman

>>67426058
Are you aware that Britain has already had a non-white Prime Minister?

>14c tomorrow

going to wear shorts

Really miss my ex, how can I fix this?

>>67426058
Are you born in 2000?

>>67426040
>watching porn
bad lad

>>67426094
EXCELLENT post

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>>67426059
what do you know

>>67425570
it really is worth a read

some of the stuff about his early life really reminded me of myself, dunno whether that should be worrying or comforting haha

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>>67426094

>>67426088
fantastic insight into the politics of my own country
thanks hun x

>>67426107
get drunk and send her facebook messages

>>67425956
>girls having their girl meat on display
>stop looking at it you perv
evry tiem

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>if you put marmite on racism maybe brits would start caring about it for a change

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>>67426121
>gays

>>67425985

personality of a slug and terrible body language

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>>67426094
fantastic post

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>>67426094

what did she mean by this?

>>67426094
looks tasty

>>67426107
don't break up

>>67426097
Churchill was a coon

>>67426108
version 2000

would heem carol vordeman ngl

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>>67426107
Have a wank

>>67426086
>hehe
Fuck all this is making me feel like I'm drunk.

Hehe right back at you.

That's not much of a love story though so I wouldn't be that dreary if it came to trespass that you and her broke up.

Cheerio.

>>67425912
WEW
name?

>>67426094
probably an absolute state without all that elastic holding her in place. She should just age with some dignity baka.

>>67426132
Get the feeling you're not being sincere m8

King Gustav III recognized America in October 1776. He had this to say:

>It is such an interesting drama to see a nation create itself, that I – if I now had not been who I am – would go to America to follow up close every phase in the emergence of this new republic. – This perhaps is America's century. The new republic, which hardly has a population put together better than Rome had to begin with, may perhaps take advantage of Europe some day, in the same manner as Europe has taken advantage of America for two centuries. No matter what, I cannot help but admire their courage and enthusiastically appreciate their daring

>>67426086
Protip: Go for spontaneous vag tonguage. Outside of the sort of "sex" scenario. Just cuddling the sofa, make your way down to her minge. Kiss, but don't lick.

Ease into it la. Build upon that over the course of a month. Easy as.

what party in the UK is closest to the whigs?

>>67426107
shag her best mate and/or female sibling(s)

bit mad that when you die you're dead forever

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>>67426094
>you will never have a cheeky threeway with carol and her daughter

why even live ffs

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>>67426154
you fucking lay a finger on her and I'll end your fucking life

>>67426198
nah you go to heaven lad

>>67426197
Her sister is really fit tbf

What laptop do you have lads?

>>67426166
yeah true...it's quite weird, been a few months now but feels like we both know that it isn't going to get serious.

ta-rah

>>67426192
BNP

>>67426192

the whigs had multiple factions thought directly opposed eachother in elections, and thus can't be compared with modern parties

Some symptoms of depression include:

Feeling sad or "empty"
Feeling hopeless, irritable, anxious, or angry
Loss of interest in work, family, or once-pleasurable activities, including sex
Feeling very tired
Not being able to concentrate or remember details
Not being able to sleep, or sleeping too much
Overeating, or not wanting to eat at all
Thoughts of suicide, suicide attempts
Aches or pains, headaches, cramps, or digestive problems
Inability to meet the responsibilities of work, caring for family, or other important activities.

>>67426233
doxxable info mate

>tfw i only post on /brit/ when im sad and have to take my mind off things

When the fuck is Lynda Leigh going to do some new hardcore FFS????????????/

imagine being the dictionary lass on countdown
shes pretty fit and clever but has to share a show with rachel riley

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>>67426198
>not believing in reincarnation
Rasheed.

>>67426040
deport yourself rasheed

>>67426233
13" Macbook Pro 2014 tbqh

wouldn't buy one of the new ones if I was in the market though.

imagine having your will inside carol vorderman's bum AND then rachel riley's bum

bliss!

poached scrambled fried or boiled lads

>a national marmite shortage received more news coverage in one week than the systematic institutional racism in british society has received in over 400 years

name 1 thing you've done for your country

>>67426279
Find her fitter tbqh

>>67426322
partial to scrambled uesz

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Leave the Cavaliers to me...

>>67426326
voted brexit

>>67426117
I know everything
I seen you in Madrid square on the CCTV

>>67426321
anal is overrated

>>67426167
Farrah Faith

>>67426326
fought at Rorke's Drift

>>67426290
wish i was the baby under shiva in that picture

>>67426236
Erm, but erm, by this point are you hoping for any insight from my part?
Because I've never had a girlfriend boi so I'll not know what to tell you either way, "le romantic french" or not.

>ta-rah
What's this? Does it make me sound English?

Cheers.

who does the best coke on the darkweb

>>67426326
paid some taxes

Really want a hairy feminist gf

>>67426326
paid taxes

>>67426326
paid taxes
took the lids off the plastic bottles before throwing them in the recycle bin
voted leave the eu

>>67426279
And she's far better looking than that fucking Jew pig Vorderman

>>67426322
Poached = soft boiled > scrambled > hard-boiled = fried >>>>> omelette

>>67426326
unlike SOMEONE (*cough* THE BANKERS *cough*) i pay taxes

>>67426326
threw a toddlers shoe at a pakis house hahaha

>>67426326
Insulted some Englishmen when I could.

>>67426321
would be fucking A MAY ZING

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>>67426310
Reminds me of that lad who kept telling everyone he was screencapping their pro-Trump posts so that he could use it against them after Hillary won

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>>67426310

state of these twats

>>67426373
What was it like

>>67426382
the coca cola corporation

>>67426403
Omelettes are the only way to make eggs edible 2bh

daily reminder that Milo Yiannopoulos is going to be press secretary to the president of the united states of america

>>67426403
>Poached = soft boiled

poached are miles better than soft boiled imo

no shell to deal with

>>67426326

let a refugee cum in my wifes hot pocket.

>>67426323
would you like to start some dialogue then, or are you just going to make snide comments?

>>67426376
>insight
no not really.

>will it make me sound English
yes.

It means 'goodbye', but isn't used much at all (especially by young people or poor people). It's quite like 'cheerio' tbqh.

>>67426430
At least the faggots might pipe down about Trump being homophobic I suppose.

>>67426430
>Milo Yiannopoulos
don't know who this twat is but I'm sick of hearing about him

>>67426420
banter tbqh, only lost 15 lads

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>>67426198
>tfw you were dead for hundreds of years before you were born

>>67426430
doubt it
doubt that Trump has even heard of Yiannopoulos

>>67426430
threadly reminder to keep your yankisms in /yank/

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>>67426310
still having a hard time believing Trump is president even though I knew he would win or at least comer close.

I enjoy how absurd reality has become, like some grand performance art piece.

I think the internet broke reality

>>67426430
here's why you're wrong

(1/12)

*has a yankasm*

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>>67426413
I did the opposite

>>67426478
threadly reminder to keep your rasheedisms in /paki/