vocaroo thread

He came home. Said nothing.
It was clear, though, that something had gone wrong.
He lay down fully dressed.
Pulled the blanket over his head.
Tucked up his knees.
He's nearly forty, but not at the moment.
He exists just as he did inside his mother's womb,
clad in seven walls of skin, in sheltered darkness.
Tomorrow he'll give a lecture
on homeostasis in metagalactic cosmonautics.
For now, though, he has curled up and gone to sleep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lno3QwQKWT

Soy un hombre muy honrado
que me gusta lo mejor
Las mujeres no me faltan
ni el dinero ni el amor

Jineteando en mi caballo
por la sierra yo me voy
Las estrellas y la luna
ellas me dicen donde voy

Ay ay ay ay ay
ay mi amor
Ay mi morena
de mi corazón

Me gusta tocar guitarra
me gusta cantar al sol
Mariachi me acompañan
cuando canto mi canción

Me gusta tomar mis copas
aguardiente es lo mejor
También el tequila blanco
con su sal de la sabor

Ay ay ay ay
ay mi amor
Ay mi morena
de mi corazón

Me gusta tocar guitarra
me gusta cantar al sol
Mariachi me acompañan
cuando canto mi canción

Me gusta tomar mis copas
aguardiente es lo mejor
También el tequila blanco
con su sal de la sabor

Ay ay ay ay
ay mi amor
Ay mi morena
de mi corazón

Ay ay ay ay
ay mi amor
Ay mi morena
de mi corazón

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PtV3vaz2Gz

requesting english

It said: "President-elect Trump noted to President Putin that he is very much looking forward to having a strong and enduring relationship with Russia and the people of Russia."
Mr Trump's election has seen a change in tone from Russia towards the US, with state TV channels quickly switching from claims of electoral fraud to hailing the triumph of the "man of the people".

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Em6g0QByGs

>>67424912 and >>67426969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fg2pNbdzMD

>>67424582
美国是他母亲的臭屁。 西方人离开我们的国家! 我们的良心是纯洁的。 我们不像你这样的种族主义者。 你应该去自杀,让我们强奸你所有的女人。 那就是正义。 我们是正义的战士。

Měiguó shì tā mǔqīn de chòu pì. Xīfāng rén líkāi wǒmen de guójiā! Wǒmen de liángxīn shì chúnjié de. Wǒmen bù xiàng nǐ zhèyàng de zhǒngzú zhǔyì zhě. Nǐ yīnggāi qù zìshā, ràng wǒmen qiángjiān nǐ suǒyǒu de nǚrén. Nà jiùshì zhèngyì. Wǒmen shì zhèngyì de zhànshì.

>>67425906
>When we go on a date after school together
On the way back, you just bluntly say, "See you again."
If it's things like holding hands and such
If you're a real man, you should do it for me right now

>>67427997
Sorry for greentxt. Try this instead.

>A kiss of passion! A kiss to this "youth"!
>I love you, working so hard
>The best kiss! A kiss to all "your power"!
>I want to show you all these feelings in my heart
>I l.o.v.e y.o.u


>A kiss of deep emotions! A kiss in this "moment"!
>I want to give it to you, working so hard
>A kiss to say "It's OK"! A kiss to your "mischievousness"!
>I want you to feel all the feelings in my heart
>H.o.l.d m.e

>>67427936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G9LXlkpCxE

>>67429183
Wow. That was horrible. Guess I should record a shitty reference myself. Sorry for bad mic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02TrepJVvAl

>>67429630
that shit's nigga

read this

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