life, liberty, and the pursuit of foreskin

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uncut american here ama

>>67424532
When did you move to the U.S?

>>67424532
why do you lie?

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>>67424564
I left philadelphia and moved to Pennsylvania when I was a young child

>>67424585
not lying. got phimosis and everything senpai

>>67424499
You should have kept control of this colony.
Look at what they are doing now.

>>67424532
Snibety snap

>>67424647
>got phimosis and everything
>literally the only good reason too get cut
>is uncut

Why is this allowed?

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>>67424694
you want this shaft? you can snip it off from my cold, dead, post-death-erect penis

>>67424647
Pay a hooker to suck your dick, you won't have phimosis anymore. It'll hurt a bit though.

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>>67424499
with liberty, and *SNIP* *SNIP* for all

>>67424647
I legitimately read that as "west" philadelphia, and now I'm singing fresh prince in my head.
I've been up since 3AM, and I think it's time to sleep.