/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

absolutely detest this op desu

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hispanics are not american

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first for the HAWKS NATION

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>live in the /cum/ mansion
>janny shows up

>be in /cum/ mansion for the last 2 weeks
>try fapping in my room like usual
>about to blow my load
>reach down and try to grab my cum rag
>it's gone
>someone actually stole my fucking semen

I WANT IT BACK YOU FUCKS!

Mexico get OUT!!

>>67422393
>Tejanos literally help white Americans and Texians form The Republic of Texas
>Hispanics aren't Americans

Chicanos can fuck off but there's nothing wrong with Tejanos.

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>>67422476
No.

Who /reallywishicouldshitrightnow/ ?
I really wish i could shit

>>67422553
Dolcolax

>>67422553
I was able to do it a few hours ago. I'm fine.

>>67422476
rude

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>>67422541

>in the /cum/ mansion
>sneak into Canada's room
>get eaten by Chinese people

>live in /cum/ mansion
>summer solstice baby calls me a jerk
>retreat to potato knishes

can you all see muh flags

>>67422677
yeah

>>67422716
that's strange because I can't
is that how it's supposed to be
I can see yours

>>67422744
they're right there

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>be in /cum/ mansion
>Mexico says he's going to cook everyone dinner last night
>everyone eagerly awaiting amazing tacos and burritos
>they serve us grilled crickets and the head of a goat
>pic related, it's moments before dinner

>shit
>have to wipe my ass for 30 mins cause of my butt beard

How was everyone's weekend? I spent mine sending mail to NGOs to correct them that Mexico IS part of North America

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>>67422744
Nice flags.

fuck, american doctors are utter trash.
i want to live near the border again to get based mexican doctors whenever ever im sick.

>>67422807
spread your cheeks before you go, I heard that helps

Mexico, apparently America doesn't want us Finn, so can I immigrate to your country?

>casting something from my phone to the TV
>watching anime with mom
>when the show ends, I pull out my tabs
>forget to stop casting
>"Sweetie, did I just see the word cum? Are we going to have to talk to Father [name] again? I thought your problem was over."

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>i want to live near the border again to get based mexican doctors whenever ever im sick.

>>67422835
This. It's called anchoring. I haven't stopped since. It's a little harder to shit, but I no longer have to take a shower afterwards.

>>67422848
mexicans too are a combination of white+asiatic genes
you will be in good company

>>67422848
I want to fuck a cute, autistic Finn

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>>67422848
>can I immigrate to your country?
>Finns first day in Mexico

>>67422848
Move to Canada instead.

>live in cum mansion
>play league
>can't play because i'm in NA
wow thanks /cum/ mansion

should democrats have nominated Bernie?

I want Dixieland cock, a hairy ballsack and a smelly redneck boyfriend.

>>67423037
This is the typical Canadian post.

>>67422890
american doctors are fucking kikes.

clearly had a bacterial infection but they wouldn't give me anything but symptom treatment with side effects that fucked me up just as bad as my sickness until i was almost dying.

>>67423034
I would have voted democrat were he the nominee. I'm quite convinced a fuckton of other people would have too.

>>67423140
Okay chicano

The proper way to shit:

Position yourself facing away from and above the toilet

Bend your knees in a semi squat position With feet spread a few inches past shoulder with

Hold your butt cheeks open as you squat onto the toilet bowl

While squatting on the seat, bend your torso forward so that it's almost parallel to the ground by the time you're sitting.

Begin to squeeze your colon while you gently rock forward, then back so you're nearly parallel with the toilet basin then back to almost parallel with ground.

With each rocking motion you should squeeze your colon and use the momentum from rocking up to squeeze out the doo doo.

Congrats, you just made a super long log of poop.

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>>67423034

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>>67422948
How rude, I'm sure they are very nice and kind people once you lobotomize half of the population.

>>67423142
No question about it. Plus it would have been interesting to see what kind of dirt Reddit would dig up on him to try and ruin his election.

>>67423228
Don't post ugly pictures of aqua, you slav.

>>67423223
Yeah, but the DNC wasn't interested in selecting the best candidate, only trying to make sure the queen got elected.

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>>67422948
they're a bunch of hool*gans

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How would you hug a Canadian?

>>67423203
have fun dying of meningitis because your dumbass doctor is more worried about superbacteria then you, lardass.

>>67423332
And they lost to a real-estate salesman

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>have fun dying of meningitis because your dumbass doctor is more worried about superbacteria then you, lardass.

>>67423366
They used to give free hugs near where I worked.

I stopped going when the girls started to recognize me. ;_;

>>67423366
So tightly that I'd squeeze all the cuteness out

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>>67423459
BASED CHE

>>67423366
with piano wire, sure

IN THE LOUD HOUSE
IN THE LOUD HOUSE

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>>67423228
why don't you come here? we have a lot of diferents climates

>>67423546
TUG TAG PUSH AND SHOVE
THAT'S HOW WE SHOW OUR LOVE

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

Post your finest bunda

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>>67423577
>we have a lot of diferents climates
>4

What are you trying to pull Chile?

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>>67423503
No please, b-be gentle, Burger-san~

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>>67423599

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>>67423650

>>67423716
At that elevation it gets a little chilly

>>67423716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Chile

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>>67423853
>His country only has 9 climate zones

laughing_girls.jpg

>>67423937
You are missing Eastern Island and Anctartica

I live in Bangor, Maine and the sun set at 4:05PM today

A friend of mine lives in Fort Wayne, IN and the sun hasn't even set yet (5:21PM) and we are both in the same fucking time zone

why the fuck is Maine still the in eastern time zone again?

>>67423937
it's actually laughing_whores.jpg

>California has 7th largest economy in world
>broke and in debt

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>laughing_girls.jpg

>>67423997
Holy fuck another of you fuckers lives in Bangor?

Looks like I need to move now...

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>>67423986
>Antarctica
>belonging to Chile

wew lad

>>67423997
I feel like Indiana is the outlier here.

>>67424155
That's true, considering the central time zone cuts through a small portion of it. But we're also beside a time zone that's an hour ahead

>>67424111
im a leaf, I actually don't ""live"" here but I spend a lot of my time here since I know people here

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>>67423997
>>67424155
This might help buds

>tfw in love with an illegal immigrant

Has there ever been a legitimate poster on 4chan from Antarctica?

>>67424281
No one is from Antarctica you twat

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>>67424260

I love the human race. I love y'all.

>>67424276
Sounds like quite the love story, friend.

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>>67424357
You never know

>y'all

go back to your garth brooks and bud light

>>67424281
Considering there's only 1000-5000 people there at any given time, I doubt it.

>>67424357
there's 1000 people there at least bud.

>>67424410
Sad thing is she won't love me back

LEL, I'm pathetic

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>go back to your garth brooks and bud light

>>67424479
Yes but they are not from there

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>>67424502
>illegal
>won't love him back

Report her to ICE then.

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>>67424502
report her then

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>>67424542
>At least ten children have been born in West Antarctica.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Antarctica

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>>67424526
>>67424563

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>You have some guts, to turn on us!
Have a look at my sword, for it's the last thing you'll see!

>>67424661
fuck off gypsy

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>Be Romania
>not welcome in any general
>come to /cum as a refugee
>still not welcomed

The Gypsy experience.

LEAF

FUCKING

>>67424723
That's india's gift to europe. A horde of leeches. I frown every time I see them outside a store here. They're everywhere.

A

GYPSY

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>>67424723
here's one you might actually learn something from

>>67424723
Cool map you have there. Its almost like its bullshit.

>>67424866
That sentence makes no sense subhuman

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>>67424833
>J

So you've got the most in common with Turkey, Albania, and Greece?

I want to breed a really trashy Romanian girl
https://youtu.be/Z0DO0XyS8Ko

>>67424866
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_H_(Y-DNA)

Denial doesn't help you anon.

>>67424943
I am Greek.

i'm going to fuck a mexican femboy

>>67425216
bit gay

>>67425234
>FEMboy

Are you illiterate, lad?

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https://www.rt.com/news/366876-canadians-call-states-secede/

Pathetic.

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>>67425271

>>67425271
Do these retards not know that seceding is illegal now? Unless califags want to go to war (PFFFHAHHAHAHA), it's not happening.

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>>67425216
>Turning to local news, local resident anon has gone missing in Mexico. Mexican police have no leads at this time.

>>67425216
You're going to end up being the one getting fucked

>>67425317
>Taking RT seriously

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>>67425271
So do Russians not understand tongue-in-cheek humour or something?

>>67425418
Not just RT, I've seen people on twitter and facebook unironically say the west coast should join Canada.

>>67425216
>you doing the fucking

JUST RELAX ESE, YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT

>>67425216
>tfw british femboy bf

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>>67425271
>some random leftist talking baseless trash on twitter
>title article as if it's legit call to secede

i hate the media

Although RT is no worse than any North American mainstream media when it comes to bias and disingenuity.

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Is there any truth to this?

>>67425719
Yes, Jon Stewart et al. are about as edgy as a bowling ball.

>>67424972
I knew a romanian girl. She was really nice. Troubled, but nice. Very kind of conservative, maybe even redpilled. We could've been something, but alas.

>>67425719
Yes. Nobody listens to the loudest idiots in the room, they only laugh.

Combine this with the left alienating the working class by call them racist, misogynistic, etc. is what killed the Dems.

That Su way was fucking awful, I think there was something legit wrong with it

Why do strangers always try to talk to me when I'm high in public?

>>67425719
Absolutely, I despise Jon Oliver for it.

>>67426131
You're probably friendly looking, smiling and such.

>>67426203
I've been told I look like a serial killer, I don't think I appear particularly friendly

>>67425719
No

>''Does the reaper dream of darkness, darker than black?''

God I love this show

>>67426242
>I'm not the only one that's been told this

>>67426242
I've been told this too

Not sure what it means

why would anyone live in canada?

>>67426381
they hate seals

>>67426381
No such thing as ''Canada''

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>>67426381
>says mexico

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>>67425822
post-communist gf
>pilled
>have interests outside of brain dead western normie shit
>have not had 200 trains ran on them by jamal etc
>fully understand the value in the opportunity of living in the 1st world west

And there are millions of these broads that would kill to settle for an average dude from the west.
If you're financially stable there's literally no excuse, lads.

>>67426381
Because I live here and I'm the main character

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>>67426381
Hockey, skiing, hunting, fishing, enjoying their head attached to their necks etc.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly94C-rdPIg

whens the last time you cried yourself to sleep, /cum/

>>67426584
Last night in my friends arms. She kept rubbing her hands through my hair and saying nice things.

>>67426584
I've never done that

>>67426584
Never. Is that a common thing for Americans?

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>>67426584
When I was a little kid.

this would be a good thread if canada and mexico stopped shitting it up

in fact you yanks should tell them to fuck off and make a /america/ general

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>>67426623

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>>67426675
u 'avin a giggle?

67426675
FOB

>>67426584
Never done that.

>>67426675
>implying you aren't the king shitposter

>>67426628
>>67426663
>>67426738
ugh look at all this toxic masculinity

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YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN
A-RIDING ON A PONY,
STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS CAP
AND CALLED IT MACARONI'.
YANKEE DOODLE KEEP IT UP,
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY,
MIND THE MUSIC AND THE STEP,
AND WITH THE GIRLS BE HANDY.
FATH'R AND I WENT DOWN TO CAMP,
ALONG WITH CAPTAIN GOODING,
AND THERE WE SAW THE MEN AND BOYS
AS THICK AS HASTY PUDDING.
AND THERE WE SAW A THOUSAND MEN
AS RICH AS SQUIRE DAVID,
AND WHAT THEY WASTED EVERY DAY,
I WISH IT COULD BE SAVED.
THE 'LASSES THEY EAT IT EVERY DAY,
WOULD KEEP A HOUSE A WINTER;
THEY HAVE SO MUCH, THAT I'LL BE BOUND,
THEY EAT IT WHEN THEY'VE MIND TER.
AND THERE I SEE A SWAMPING GUN
LARGE AS A LOG OF MAPLE,
UPON A DEUCED LITTLE CART,
A LOAD FOR FATHER'S CATTLE.
AND EVERY TIME THEY SHOOT IT OFF,
IT TAKES A HORN OF POWDER,
AND MAKES A NOISE LIKE FATHER'S GUN,
ONLY A NATION LOUDER.
I WENT AS NIGH TO ONE MYSELF
AS 'SIAH'S INDERPINNING;
AND FATHER WENT AS NIGH AGAIN,
I THOUGHT THE DEUCE WAS IN HIM.
COUSIN SIMON GREW SO BOLD,
I THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE COCKED IT;
IT SCARED ME SO I SHRINKED IT OFF
AND HUNG BY FATHER'S POCKET.
AND CAP'N DAVIS HAD A GUN,
HE KIND OF CLAPT HIS HAND ON'T
AND STUCK A CROOKED STABBING IRON
UPON THE LITTLE END ON'T
AND THERE I SEE A PUMPKIN SHELL
AS BIG AS MOTHER'S BASON,
AND EVERY TIME THEY TOUCHED IT OFF
THEY SCAMPERED LIKE THE NATION.
I SEE A LITTLE BARREL TOO,
THE HEADS WERE MADE OF LEATHER;
THEY KNOCKED ON IT WITH LITTLE CLUBS
AND CALLED THE FOLKS TOGETHER.
AND THERE WAS CAP'N WASHINGTON,
AND GENTLE FOLKS ABOUT HIM;
THEY SAY HE'S GROWN SO 'TARNAL PROUD
HE WILL NOT RIDE WITHOUT EM'.
HE GOT HIM ON HIS MEETING CLOTHES,
UPON A SLAPPING STALLION;
HE SAT THE WORLD ALONG IN ROWS,
IN HUNDREDS AND IN MILLIONS.
THE FLAMING RIBBONS IN HIS HAT,
THEY LOOKED SO TEARING FINE, AH,
I WANTED DREADFULLY TO GET
TO GIVE TO MY JEMIMA.
I SEE ANOTHER SNARL OF MEN
A DIGGING GRAVES THEY TOLD ME,
SO 'TARNAL LONG, SO 'TARNAL DEEP,
THEY 'TENDED THEY SHOULD HOLD ME.
IT SCARED ME SO, I HOOKED IT OFF,
NOR STOPPED, AS I REMEMBER,

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>>67426721
no
i'm proper serious

>>67426746

>>67426697
Why is that?

>>67426675
Nah

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I'm fucking manly as fuck, I don't think I've cried since I was a baby. Crying is for sissies

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>>67426675

Oh looks the Bongs coming in to cause sedition, how disappointingly typical

>>67426824
Yea

>>67426584
Not since middle school

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiZH5eH5eDw

>>67426833
>Crying is for sissies
it is

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Would you?

Why weren't Michigan and New Hampshire counted?

>>67426926

In a heartbeat

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>>67426910
Why would you post

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>>67426910
>tfw to smart for women

>>67426944
Because there are still votes coming in, apparently.

>>67426944
New Hampshire just declared for Hillary

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/305977-clinton-wins-new-hampshire

Still counting Michigan

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how many of you are aware that around 4% of western males are doomed to be wifeless forever

since men do not die in war, work accidents, etc very much any more there is a pretty large population disparity


>but anon there are more women than men in the world
that's elderly women, if you look at the demographics of 18-35 you will see there are far more men than women

>>67426955
Because it's fake

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>>67426988
>to smart
This is obvious bait right?

>>67426926
I already have.

so how long till we start receiving broken spanish speaking mexicans here?

>>67426998
Meh, there's always prostitutes, Asians or fat women

>>67426997
Do they have to finish them completely before adding their votes? Could it make the Hillary victory on the popular election any smaller?

>>67426998
I've accepted it as my future.

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>>67426998
Luckily I won't be one of them.

>>67427045
Kek I've never even though of that. Would chicanos be treated shitty?

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>>67426910
thats both hilarious and sad at the same time

>>67427031
Yes

>>67426998
>doomed to be wifeless forever
>implying the former second world and third world doesn't have millions available women

Failure, see me after class.

>>67426998
I'm on track to be part of the 4% unless I do something

How do I get a cute pale aspie Canadian gf

>>67427045
I think they'll come here first ese

>>67427061
Pretty sure they have to count them all. Also Clinton is winning by almost 2 million. The most in history since Barack.

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why is /cum/ so autistic?

>>67427091
They'd be super nationalist since they love being Mexican so much.

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>>67427126
Learn French and Chinese

>>67427126
Come to School here and act all progressive and shit.

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>>67427045
I'm ready to receive all those "pochos" desu.

(...Not really).

>>67427151
>Also Clinton is winning by almost 2 million

Wrong.

>>67427151
Wikipedia is showing me at .7 mil, not even 1. This before NH was counted though

>>67427158
Yeah but I mean, would the other Mexicans treat them okay?

>>67427091
some of them treated us shitty when they come to visit so i'd assume it's going to be some sort of friction.
I personally will not say shit, i kinda feel bad for them at the end of all.

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>You think you can stop the future? You're just a thief!

>>67427191
I learned a new slur today. Thanks, Baja.

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>>67427156
It's actually the least autistic English language general tbqh.

>>67427195
>>67427196
yeah sorry typo. Was supposed to be 1 million

>>67427053
there are not enough asians and fat women to go around either

also what do prostitutes have to do with wives

i didn't say no one would be able to get laid, you'll likely still be able to find casual sex easily enough, this is about companionship and a family

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>>67426998
>already married

good thing I got that sorted already

>>67427244
You can wife a prostitute

also mail order

>>67427244
>Marriage

Hahahaha no thanks I'm a child of divorce. Fuck that shit.

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Was the Ah My Goddess TV show dubbed into Spanish? I know the OVAs were, but I can't find anything on the two seasons of the show.

>>67427126
If you find out please tell me

>>67427158
>they love being Mexican so much
they don't, they only go full aztec mode when immigration issues get treated.
The rest of the time they think they're americans

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>>67426998
That's the society that was chosen
>I want to be a whore and fuck 10,000 dudes cause the TV tells me that's what empowered women do xD
>W-why aren't these boys going crazy over me
>W-why did all these men stop giving a fuck about finding a wife

L O L

>>67427250
Statistically speaking there is a 70% chance you won't last a decade

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>>67427244
>not enough asians

They are the most common people on the planet.

>>67427266
>You can wife a prostitute
ok, so say you do

that doesn't resolve the issue that there's 4%~ more men than women, there won't be enough prostitutes for you to wife either

>>67427266
>You can wife a prostitute

Why would someone do this?

>>67427307
we have hotter asians than that

>>67427299
that really has nothing to do with what i'm talking about
>>67427307
they have an even larger male/female disparity

>>67427307
They honestly arr rook same

It's always black people that block the subway doors and force themselves on before everyone else.

Then they get aggressive if you ask them politely not to force themselves in front of you.

>>67427363
Yes it does, entirely.

>>67427199
Mexicans are the first ones to disavow others of their Mexican identity or insult latinos that don't speak Spanish (well or at all), so no.

>>67427363
We live in a First world country you dip, I don't give a shit if I contribute to the disparity in some shithole.

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Honestly buds,

I'd be happy if I'd just get a girlfriend for a week or two. I don't even need a wife

>>67427371
>Living in a city

>>67427371
That happens with white guys, latino guys... but not Asian guys.

Anyway, it happens with everyone around here.

>>67427406
Why is everyone so concerned about getting gfs? Is it the guaranteed sex or what? I don't give a shit personally

>>67427383
i'm talking about straight numbers, not about whether or not women are interested in traditional relationships
>>67427399
it's not a matter of you giving a shit, the point is that your odds of getting one are drastically reduced for the same reasons

>>67427445
sex

>>67427445
they think it will give them purpose/fulfillment

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>>67427445
Because I want someone to cuddle with.

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>>67427445
>Why is everyone so concerned about getting gfs?

They need them (you)'s tbqh

rate my spanish!

me gusta anime!

>>67427468
>>67427406
Then just use Tinder and try to get yourself one then

>>67427445
It's companionship, but a type you will never get with guys (unless you're gay)

I want a gf to cuddle with, do things with on the weekends, travel with, share personal feelings with... list goes on

>>67427524
hacer mi dia

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>>67427468
I wanna get laid a lot too sometimes but I wouldn't want to live with a grill or have her in my bed while I'm trying to sleep. That sounds horrible. Maybe I'm just an autist. I can't stand when people touch me when I'm trying to sleep.

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>>67427406
>ending a 3.6 billion year long reproductive chain

pathetic

>>67427459
And the numbers are correlated to what i just described you autistic fuck.

>>67427445
I honestly think it would just be fun to mess around with someone a little, and not being a virgin at 21 would be a plus

>>67427445
being single presents several disadvantages in life

also many people have a biological urge to reproduce

that and the more faggy reasoning the beta males in the thread states

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>http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/tsb-toronto-risk-collision-1.3850218
>''posibly a drone''
Nice cover-up.

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invasión latina a /cum/ cuando?

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>>67427556

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>>67427459
>the point is that your odds of getting one are drastically reduced for the same reasons
>being this retarded

Yeah, I'm sure nobody will want to marry someone who's shitty $50,000 a year job is ten times what 85% of their country makes.

>>67427607
/cum is white and Asian räärääää

>>67427552
I feel you bro. I honestly want to fuck just so that I don't have to wear the awkward label of virgin.

Where is the wall?

>>67427605
It's the fucking ayyliums

>>67423405
based doctor tbqh
I fucking hate people swallowing antibiotics at the first sign of problem, they're just like anti vaxxer

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>>67427607
Hopefully never.

/cum/ + /lat/ was a huge mistake.

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>love?
>think u mean bein a beta

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>>67427667
FUGGIN DELET THISS

>>67427647
The
Wall
Will
Never
Happen

>>67427667
these maps always trigger me and I'm not sure why

>>67427584
The numbers I'm talking to are due to declining male death rates, and the fact humans biologically produce about 5% more males because of this, resulting in a disparity between the sexes

The social dynamics are a separate issue

>>67427667
The fucking hell? The fuck is the thing in Midwest/plains? Also what's the Great Lakes area called?

>>67427667
nuke the maritimes
dont want that white trash in the same country as me

>>67427667
Literally the best America

>>67427667
>Nova
>Dixie

I struggle to get an erection at 24. I'm doomed.

>>67427697
>Trump
>Will
>Never
>Be
>President

>>67427442
I was standing by the door once when a black guy in his 30s just shoved himself in front of me. I was holding the straps of my backpack and literally extended the fingers on my hand and they touched his shoulder.

He turned around and looked like I just killed his kids and told me he'd knock me the fuck out if I put my hands on him again. Fucking blacks, dude.

>>67427667
>texas doesnt get oklahoma

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>>67427667
Good, I'm still on Mexico.

My mom that's traveled all over the world just said she's never heard of poutine.

>>67425719
I really like Jon Stewart

>>67427780
you can move in with me, bajachan

my only stipulation is that you only wear spats, not leggings

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post em

>>67427780
not for long

>>67427753
I actually knew he would be but the wall is a ecological, logistical, structural, monetary impossibility.

>>67427758
Hope you scrubbed your fingers

>>67427720
Midwest country is called the Heartland. And the great lakes country is Lakeland.

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>>67427815
>the wall is a ecological, logistical, structural, monetary impossibility.

>>67427615
maybe if you were making 50k USD/CAD there, but the standard of living wouldnt be that huge of an improvement between someone middle class there and someone lower middle class here

tl;dr your 50k probably isn't enough incentive for them, and if it is they are bottom of the barrel ones that will leave you the first chance they get

>>67427831
>heartland
>lakeland
Absolutely heretical! Even the CK2 Mod After the End had better names

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If I want to visit Montreal and Quebec City, how much French should I know?

Other than visiting cities in Quebec, what are the positives for learning French over Spanish as an American?

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>>67427812
Ok

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So what do you think happened to all those illegal aliens that showed up at the DNC?

>>67427778
We don't need want them. Besides casinos, literally nobody crosses the river for any reason. We can just make some more of our own.

>>67427880
You don't need to know any French as a tourist really. Most restaurants have to deal with english speaking tourists. That being said bus and metro drivers and some police and paramedics don't speak English.

>>67427718
that's why you do this
>>67426482

>>67427923
do they have more women than men in these countries?

>>67427923
Not the dude you're talking to but I literally romanced one of these types of girls. She was a 7/10 from Chisinau, very interested in politics and a good fuck.

>>67427653
that happened?

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>>67427812
Casual

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>>67427812

>>67427862
Lakeland is literally what the people there call it. What did the ck2 mod use?

>>67426848
is this real? top kek

oh the memes

>>67427964
Actually yeah. If you've ever met anyone that's gone on holiday to the post-soviet bloc just ask them. More women than men and they all want dat green card.

>>67428049
whats killing all the men?

alcoholism?

>>67427880
French isn't as disgusting as Spanish and you can use it to work in Canadian government!

>>67428069
both are pretty horrible sounding desu

french has those gross mouth noises and spanish is spoken way too fast and with ridiculous sounding over pronounciation

I HATE CANADIANS!!!!!!!

>>67427880
French is rising in the Africa and it's still pretty prestigious and influential language. Not as but more widely spoken.

Guys. 2 or 1?

>>67428122
4

>>67428116
french sounds really good when spoken by the right people. try one of the nicer sounding women on radio canada

>>67428119
k

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>>67427983
/CHI/cano was the last attempt to make it possible, and it was terrible af.

KILL ALL CANUCKS. I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS.

>>67428128
That's a multiple of 2 so I'll take that as your answer

>>67427880
French is more prestigious and people respect it more. If you know spanish it's like ok you can speak to wetbacks, awesome. If you know french it's like wow dude you're all cultured and shiet, dude are you a huge not.

>>67428119
>>67428160
are you the same autist that does this in /brit/? its annoying asf

>>67428150
you're always going to be chill for hating chicanos

>>67428178
This isn't the 1940s senpai.

I wish everyone else except me died

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>>67428150
let me guess, anime , and C H I C A N O?

>>67428199
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>>67428199
>>67428199
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