I wish I was born English.

from my point of view, you're all english anyway, if that can make you feel better

i wish i was japanese

>tfw when you will never be a classy Englishman full of banter and wits.
>tfw when they will never have you for nothing more than a savage Slav
Why live /int/?

>>67422422
Whaaaat? lol

I wish I was Greek.

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I was I was not born

>>67422281
Why? Wouldn't be any different apart from you wouldn't be a smelly Catholic

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>>67423856
THIS

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I wish I was subterranean lizard people...

i wish i was australian

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>one chance at life
>not born a white 6'2" upper-class English male with modelesque looks
they may be rare but that's basically life on tutorial mode (especially pussy)

i was and i wished

I wish I was a kang

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>>67422281
I wish I was polish

>>67422281
everyone thinks we're british anyway

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>>67423977
>one shot at life
>born a white 6'0" lower middle class Englishman with average/good looks
Could have been worse, I suppose.

>>67423977
>6'3" slav
>slav
>also kinda fat

>>67427029
>6'0
alri king of manlets

>>67427157
Lol my dad's 6'4" despite coming from a poor background, apparently I haven't stopped growing yet though, so I guess we'll see

I wish I was Japanese. I'm not a weeb, but Japan seems comfy.

>>67427698
as a lazy person, japan seems like hell on earth
have to work 14 hours a day or bring shame on my famiry

>>67427756
You'd probably feel differently if you grew up in Japan.

i wish i was irish ;_;

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I wish I was Spanish

I wish I was Norwegian