/brit/

trump won end of

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Am I allowed to shitpost here?

is sex even good

>>67421837
hello cousin

>end of
>at the end of the day

what are some other Barratt New Build phrases/expressions?

>>>/tv/76287100
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>>67421749
>addiction
haha yes they are
if you want a drug for sweatbox it's either md or speed. guess you can use speed more regularly than MD though as it doesn't mess up the head like md do
could also take ket but I don't understand the mongs taking horse tranquilizer at raves

>>67421734
when I used to do coke i just sat in a flat with a friend and that was it
stopped doing coke years ago though made me act weird sometimes and forget about stuff

>>67421848
I wouldn't know

>>67421779
No, I've not, I got a job this year and it's a family car I'm insured on.

It's a grinding. Sounds like a fucking plane engine whenever I apply the brakes anything more than a light tap.

It happened once the other week and stopped so I forgot about it, happened on the way home from work today, took it out just then and they're fucked.


So...can I just go to a garage or what??

worst thread of all time

>>67421861
Didn't know I had Asian relatives.
Aunt Janet must be sleeping around again.

>>67421848
yes both during and after

>>67421922
worst post of all time

>>67421848
it's alright

>>67421955
worst reply of all time

worst president of all time

>>67421990
worst farmers of all time

>tim's started playing things that aren't of his usual repertoire

nice

>>67421897
ever taken ket?

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getting ready for the old shave

ah fucking hell my right hand hurts

unironically don't believe the earth isn't flat

>>67421909
lad your fucking up the pistons in the brake dont drive the thing

why do we fall

>>67422010
any grime or dnb haha

>>67421991
best president to end americanism of all time

>>67422014
haha yes quite the ket connoisseur

>>67421909
answered you in other tread lad. also, obviously go slow and steady when driving to the garage and don't fucking slam on the brakes. also, don't be tempted to drive it a lot because if it's a fairly modern car you could damage the ABS sensors

>>67421909
brakes are piece of piss to do at home if you know what you're doing but you don't sound like you know what you're doing so just take it to a garage

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European look smelly

>>67422025
Nice.

I use a razor similar to that safety one. Pity my facial hair isn't great and don't have to shave too often.

Then again, when I speak to guys who have to shave everyday they say I'm lucky, but I don't feel it.

>>67422085
what's it like? is it good for clubbing?

>>67421897
Not sure if its just what im having is stronger but after a few lines I have to go out. Get way too much energy to stay in after that

>getting absolutely mad reblogs on a post on tumblr
>but no followers
curse this earth

Finally gave a girl head for the first time today at the age of 24 lads

Taste was surprisingly not bad and it was a lot fucking easier to make her cum than using the finger

would reccomend

>>67422102
>I'm going to make myself feel big by getting snarky at people who don't understand the mechanics of brakes over a Japanese woodcut discussion forum
Bit pathetic 2bh

*gets assassinated*

i am done with video games and ive realised i have no hobbies and ill health

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>>67422190
>tumblr

ah yes the so-called supermoon, or as I've taken to calling it, "I can't tell what the difference is"

>>67422199
current gf said she doesn't want to be eaten out which bothers me because i really like it 2bh

>>67422213
DOnald? DOOOONALD????!!!!!

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>>67422229
>when people list their "hobbies" as playing video games or watching tv

>>67422211
Hit a nerve did we?

>>67422145
I think it's really shit for clubbing tbH
depends on the dosage but for me I just dig myself a spot into my bed/couch and every go numb and warm
can even lose conciousness for a while so it's a no no for clubbing

>>67422162
yeah I went out sometimes but just to walk outside for a bit. those were good times kinda, walking outside fucked up on coke

>>67422253
t. registered blind

>>67422211
>understanding the mechanics of brakes

imagine trying to stop a spinning disc with your hands by pressing on either side of it. and there you go

>>67422277
What are your hobbies lad

>>67422255
shame m8. glad my gf suggested i try it and will definitely do it again, it was really sexy to have my face right in there and I enjoyed it

Might have a wank in a bit if I'm honest

>tried coke once
>was fucking council

Probably cost like £20 a gram or something. Felt a bit morish but that was about it. Didn't really notice any other effects.

*blockades Mexican ports*

>>67422277
film and the appreciation of any artform (vidya is not art you dweebs, don't @ me) is defo a hobby cancuck

>>67422301
does it hurt your kidneys the next day?

>>67422332
physically cringed at the sight if this image

Times I've had sex: 0
Times I've held hands with a female: 0
Times I've hugged a female: 0
Times I've been hugged by a female: 6
Last time I talked to a female: 5 years ago

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>was fucking council

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>>67421780
That's not the best ideological compass

pic related

I refuse to believe that actual men have willies under 7 inches

seriously considering ending myself

shaved my armpit hair and instantly regretting it

>J.K Rowling compares Trump to Voldemort
>George R.R. Martin compares Trump to Joffrey Baratheon

no wonder fantasy writers have such brilliant imaginations, they actually live in fantasy worlds

>>67422396
good lad

>>67421780
had a job interview thursday lads, they said next week to hear back

when should I just assume I'm not getting it

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>>67422326
Painting warhammer figurines but not actually playing the game ever

>>67422381
Sorry your mum died 5 years ago

>>67422435
thursday

>>67422381
only had penetrative sex with 2 girls. finally made it two this weekend after a 13 month dry spell

really is nice being inside a fanny

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>mfw literally nothing to even say or add so just going to post random pics until I go for a wank or something

strap yourselves in lads

>>67422374
maybe happened here and there but on the reg no

alri

>>67422437
:)

Is there a scientific reason for why men are so easily amused and build such strong camaraderie with such ease?

>>67422446
positively CRINKLING at this post

need my sweets

>>67422369
consuming media isn't a hobby, its an activity/interest

hobbies imply something constructive or creative, or at least active

>>67422472
hmmm ah yes

will probably stay away from it though

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>>67422458

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>warhammer figurines

anyone who's had sex needs to leave /brit/ right now

>>67422355
thats really cheap so i imagine it'd be a bit shit. I get mine for about 50 a gram and it sends me loopy

>>67422512
pedantry

Why do brits on here pretend like the US isnt objectively a better place to live than the UK?

Is it just a meme or are some people really delusional?

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>>67422390
pic related makes the most sense even if its crazy sense

>>67422516
Good post

got mistaken for peter stringfellow in the toilets in asda

>>67422332
The state of the alt-right

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doing a draw x

*destroys the emerald isle with my heat vision*

do you ever feel like you're not cut out for this old "life" malarkey?

>>67422606
draw one where he's getting a hard on under the skirt and it's pushing the fabric up x

>>67422427
why?

Anyone else getting drunk tonight? Or am I the old degenerate here?

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>>67422640
every day haha

>>67422566
been posting in /brit/ as a non-virgin for 2 years now and there is absolutely fuck all you can do about it

>>67422640
m8 give it a rest

go full radical freedom and kill yourself or shut up and live

>>67422435
please respond?

>>67422650
:0

what if i told you i have slept with exactly 10 different women?

>>67422688
=)

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>>67422647
haha good banter

>>67422680
I'm too scared to kill myself

nigger

>>67422665
need a couple days off after this weekend aha

>>67422569
How much of it do you normally go through?

Considering getting £60/g fish scale

maybe we should throw away the books and rally in the streets

>>67422663
I shaved it too much and now it feels prickly

>>67422714
That does that image have to do with political leaning?

>>67422717
racist

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>>67422733
these rallies must have a doctrine lad

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>>67422717

>>67422748
shut it you hobbit twat

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challenge any little runt to just try it

>>67422733
How likely is it that Le Pen will win your elections?

Brexit freed Britain
Trump freed America
Le Pen will free France

ARE YOU GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR

>>67422715
same

last train to trancentral

>>67422784
Or else what?
That's right. There is nothing you can do about it

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>>67422805

gf went back to spain lads

feeling sad :(

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>Brexit freed Britain
>Trump freed America
>Le Pen will free France

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go into manchester to get some CK boxer briefs from TK Maxx

outside the arndale you see a big crowd of people and the road closed

there's someone on top of the car park roof threatening to jump

you take a closer look

it's sara. what do?

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>>67422780
not that type of rally...

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>>67422815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_NBDz48m0

>>67421780
had interview last thursday lads

they said they'll reply next week

still no word

how long

>>67422834
then go to spain m8

it's like £4.50 on ryanair

>>67422854
do a le flip XD

i dont think i know one protestant in this protestant country

PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY AND THYME

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god I'd love to be cucked by a big black guy

>>67422737
lad you should have learned to ignore that kind of feeling by this age

>>67422901
me on the right

>>67422854
shout out that communism will never work in a modern society and tell her that she should just jump

>>67422881
i've been loads this year

actually going next week. but i miss touching her

i work for a british company in brazil
b-but it's ruled by pakis

wtf

>that one Leaf who has been posting train related content for several hours

hi

What's your favourite Yank swear, lads?

Quite fond of "dipshit", myself. Has a quaint charm to it.

did a shit, trimmed my facial hair, cleaned my teeth, and now i'm in bed

>>67422857
t. Philippe Pétain

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>>67422896
>Britain is a protestant country

come to the realisation that a large number of people can be easily manipulated using words

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gonna be a daddy

>>67422949
asshat

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my humble abode

>>67422939
what company? probably indians. they're good lads

DUM-DUM-DUM-DOO-RAY

>>67422977
congrats you life is over

musclefood order arrived tomorrow lads

just manipulated a runt easily using words lads

>>67422937
bit gay

*snuggles up next to you*

>>67422964
there's something quite mesmerizing about autodafes
maybe the best thing the nazis thing. pure iconoclasm

>>67422988
no, real paki CEO
I work for reckitt benckiser

>>67422704
you and me

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How would you hug a Canadian?

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is my hairline JUST?

give it to me straight lads

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Suicide is the leading cause of death of British men under 50 years of age. Over a quarter (26%) of men who die between the ages of 20 and 34 take their own lives,

>>67422977
had a lot of unprotected sex this weekend. pretty sure i didn't cum in her but one time i was very close so slightly concerned

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hmmm
ah yes

>>67423030
indian ceo, english chairman

>>67423035
Tenderly, but firm
Maybe do a cheeky bum squeeze

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post top tier words

"Archipelago"

Who are our British versions of:

>George Washington
>Abraham Lincoln
>Franklin D. Roosevelt
>John F. Kennedy
>Ronald Reagan

>>67423049
depends how old you are

>>67423090
Reagan = Thatcher?

>>67423049
alri reviewbrah

>>67423090
George Washington was British mate

>>67423096
23

my hairline has been this shape my entire life though, its not even a hair loss thing im just asking if it looks JUST

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>>67423080
B-but we're both boys, anon.

>>67423064
>British media is anti-black
My 4th eye just opened up

Yung Lean is fucking shit, but I can't stop listening to him

>>67423090
>John F. Kennedy
Blair

>>67423107
Virginian.

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Scarborough Fair and I Vow To Thee are the best songs ever to have been created

>>67423159
good post

>>67423067
hum
I think I confused the poo in loo CEO with our general manager here in brazil, tahir malik, who is paki

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Will Britain ever have a communist prime minister?

god I fucking hate canadians. always shitting up the thread with some autistic shit

guarantee you at least one of the canadian posters is a paki or chink

Weird that there are loads of people that are just famous and most people aren't sure exactly what made them famous in the first place just that they are famous

>>67423159
or Spencer Perceval

>>67423187
none me

>>67423029
Well yeah the aesthetic is the main draw of nazism to today's autistic youth. As it was back in the day too. They had the whole quasi religious thing down to a tee.

>>67423176
WOW !!
what a beauty x

>>67423157
KUSH FROM AFGHANISTAN

>>67423157
It's like the audible equivalent of a car crash

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>>67423186
>>67423187

need some good music recommendations lads

>>67423159
Wish Blair died jhaja

>>67423240
yung lean

You can only achieve maximum shitposting ability when you're drunk

>>67423240
Yung Lean

>>67423240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bWx8hXJ5G0

>>67423240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbfxNoYxMhI

>>67423187
theres a black one who's always mad when i post trap lyrics. saying how its shitty rap giving a bad image to black people or stuff like that. so serious about music haha

>>67423209
yeah reckon the only good thing they were good at was the image

>>67423240
Monteverdi

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>Labour has only ever had one female leader
>Tories have had two female PRIME MINISTERS
hmmm

>>67423265
I usually pop a tab or two of LSD before beginning my /brit/ browsing

>>67423290
really gets the old noggin fired up

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>>67423281
noticed this post, stay real blud
NWW is really TOP

>>67423240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FCw7XC7ApY

cannot fathom a girl ever finding me attractive

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>>67423290
The most prominent female member of Labour is literally Dianne Abbot

i swear it's turkeys voting for christmas

Daily reminder to Rorkes that Britain has already had a nonwhite PM

>>67423255
>>67423274
>>67423276
>>67423281
>>67423284
>>67423335
hmm thanks for trying at least

>>67423240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ldI11NYnE0

i don't listen to songs that have more than 30,000 views on youtube

>>67423380
all me

>>67423090
>George Washington
Oliver Cromwell
>Abraham Lincoln
William Gladstone/William Wilberforce
>Franklin D. Roosevelt
Clement Attlee
>John F. Kennedy
Harold Wilson
>Ronald Reagan
Margaret Thatcher

>>67423356
attractiveness isn't skin deep

>>67423380

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Took me ages to see it

http://i.imgur.com/iqjOBAD.jpg

>>67423377
who

>>67423290
>bourgeois feminism
ahh yes

>>67423386
>listening to music on the 'tube
enjoy your shitty bitrate nerd
enjoy the best .ogg music on my ATH-M50 plugged into my amp

>>67423429
Benjamin Disraeli

>>67423424
I read the title as soon as I opened it so I knew I was looking for something in the empty space

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US President-elect Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin will try to "normalise US-Russia ties", the Kremlin has said, following a phone conversation between the two.

Mr Putin wished Mr Trump "success in implementing the election programme".

Mr Putin and Mr Trump had agreed to stay in touch by phone and arrange to meet in person at a later date, the Kremlin added.

>>67423450
jews are white

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>bourgeois

>tfw built like a polish bricklayer

>>67423496
alri shlomo

gonna do a read of the old derrida lads gn

>>67423483
and shillary would have literally started WW3 by nuking russia

Trump is bringing world peace he should be given saint status

>>67423448
sorry did someone invite you here? fuck off, jacques

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Why do Brits care about Christmas so much when there's no snow here?

Just a reminder: no snow = not real Christmas.

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>tfw tired af but still have a shit ton of math to do

>>67423500
>Marxist Leninist
wew lad

>>67423496
Ashkenazi Jews are white. But Disraeli was a Sephardic Jew, i.e. North African.

>>67423064
>The British media and other institutions on their racism and antiblackness
what was that tv show that featured an entirely black main cast?

>>67423424
dont get it

>>67423496
hahaha

>>67423535
trump is cuckold who will let putin take over europe because he thinks europe isn't strategically important

>>67423535
>actually falling for the trump is a peaceful isolationist meme
He's just picking his fight with Iran instead of Russia lad

>>67423544
b-b-b-b-but muh irresponsible capitalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn40zqcv9wY

imagine being in your 30s and still looking like you're 15

>>67423545
we meet in the weirdest of places.

>le brick shithouse

most of you are probably built like plywood cucksheds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWbZuUAewvg

big up the hostipal recoed everday

>>67423552
but he wasn't black

> Sephardi means "Spanish"

you're an idiot

>>67423240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBD7-_YD68

Ég er pussyboi, svamlandi' um í pussy boi,

>>67423611
Excuse me?

https://streamable.com/d73y

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>>67423620
try it mate

>>67423620
I'm built like a soviet bath house

>>67423662
you should really wipe your bum before posting your crack btw

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>>67423544
>tfw the knee deep show is washed away by rain the night before Christmas

>>67423651
https://streamable.com/8kng

>>67423662
classic image.jpg

remember when obama got a nobel peace prize and then droned innocent civilians in 6 nations

>>67423544
Because of Dickens
He had a white Christmas several times in a row during his childhood, which led to him writing about snow in his Christmas stories. He's the reason we associate snow with Christmas.

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>>67423641

could crush any of your skulls like a walnut with my big meaty thighs

>>67423638
I thought Icelandic people were good looking?

really enjoying this zizek book on le refugees

Recommend some more modern philosophers/essayists/polemicists pls.

>>67421780
why the fuck aren't I in the red?

I would fucking destroy Sara in a political argument, she knows fuck all about anything. She's a stupid poser bitch.

>>67423723
i look forward to it

>>67423662
White "people" can't even properly wipe.

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>>67423713

/brit/ has the worst taste in music on the entire of 4chan

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Funny how every few decades, the West + Russia will all join forces to go against an idealistic German leader whose policies threaten to destroy Europe

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choo choo

>>67423708
crimes against humanity is built into the position of being president of the US

>>67423750
That would without a doubt be /mu/, closely followed by /pol/.

>>67423750
where is DISCO LAD

>>67423692
Mate, that happens literally every year in England.

>that horrible, dirty, slushy shit snow that's left behind
JUST

There was literally no better band in the history of the world, nor will there ever be again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7vlH2BPI2k

>>67423737
Are you in third year of uni now Lisicki lad?
I remember us both posting about our A-level results at the same time.
Christ i've spent far too long on this site

>>67423750
yeah mostly but there are some patricians here

we don't make it a known fact though

>>67423556
I'm sure you would like a tv show like that wouldn't you you fucking cuck

>>67423732
ok

got an online exam to do

bricking it

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>>67423749

>>67423708
real politik 2bh

>>67423737
Post your pic, there's no meme imagery to label you

>>67423736
Read Sam Kriss' takedowns of the Zizek response to refugees.

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>>67423483
Remember when Barrack Obama got the Nobel peace prize?

>>67423708
That makes him smart.

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>>67423815
Uh, okay? I suppose?

https://twitter.com/tnrockymom/status/796765848706936832

look at those replies, so many people who spend thier lives pretending to be upset

>attractiveness isn't skin deep

t. ugly cunt

>>67423802
thanks for that.

>tfw trying to grow you hair out like a fuckboi
>gets the that shitty length where it's too long whilst also no being long enough to do anything with
>give in and have it cut after suffering for a month or two

every fucking time

>>67423750
maybe you're just too much of a pleb for /brit/s avant guarde tastes

Everyone unironically post a tune that sums up your current music taste and you actually like

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37979456

Me

>>67423762
>an idealistic German leader
hardly

what's funny is David Cameron and Sarkozy aggressively backing the destruction of Libya and causing a lot of this mess

that's funny mate

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>>67423785
Really breaks the spirit

Everything seems so "pure" when it's covered it freshly fallen snow

I literally got cucked by an actual autist
AMA

>>67423833
will you fuck off?

>>67423798
tell me about this best band no one has heard of

got a haircut today lads

>>67423925
Is god real

>>67423925
tell us what happened lad

>>67423874
Take it your still a virgin la'?

the game is rigged and I can't stop playing

how do I exit?

>>67421848
it's pretty hench, ngl

t. man who did a sex once four years ago

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how is Sam so aesthetic

>>67423885
>1 tune that sums up your musical taste

....

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>>67423885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5ckJTB5o8

>>67423968
got a mate that is literally sam hyde but has been doing it for far longer

Business Idea: The world is actually one big simulation and the only way to exit it by killing yourself

>>67423932
>why aren't I included on a meme image?
>show my face to be included on memes? Fuck off

make your mind up

>>67423968
imagine holding this waster in any sort of high regard

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic skinhead

>>67423939
>no one has heard of
clearly an unenlightened turbonormie
I bet you listen to pop and grime

>>67422727
a gram will last me on my own about 3 or 4 nights out. I usually go out with 3 others and we'll go through it in a night though that does get us really wired though

Soros eats fetuses

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choo choo choo

>>67424000
>>67423968
can someone explain sam hyde. I don't get him

post-post-post-ironic humour? le I know everything about le internet and now I don't care anymore man?

>>67424005
Then how is it any different from real-life?

>>67424005
Think God already did that

>>67423885
https://soundcloud.com/metnemdubs/mtnm004-a-war-bismuth-feat-sk4nz

>>67423995
Christ just to give a vague idea, barely anyone clicks when somebody posts a single song nobody is going to listen to your playlist dickhead

ffs BOTH corners of my mouth have split

fuck this time of year

>tfw 5'6" and built like a Chinese Kung Fu master

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>>67424005
well to put it simply the Roman Empire is the reality that underlies our current shared reality.
When god created the universe, to carry out the work he created a pair of beings, one which became good, and one evil, but neither omniscient or omnipresent. When Jesus died and rose from the grave this should have ended the world and commenced the kingdom of heaven, reuniting humanity with the divine singularity. Instead the evil demiurge, who controlled the Roman empire, placed the world inside the black iron prison, which was a kind of hologram that froze time in about 30 AD. Since that time, we've been living in a kind of temporal bubble in which we can't see that the true time is 30 AD, not 2016. Outside of this bubble the good demiurge is trying to free us, and had created a being called VALIS that exists outside the bubble (ie, in the real time) but could send information using tachyons to people inside the black iron prison. So accordingly, the hologram still exists, and the if it were to collapse (if VALIS could get through to enough people with the right information), we would be returned to the real time which is 30 AD, and presumably this would commence the kingdom of heaven.

>iamulfurulfur +1 your comment
sweating rn

>>67424059
Tell him to be less rough when you are fellating him

Shout out to the Icelandic guy, the German alcoholic and the Canadian train autist

You lads are alri'