/brit/

>>67413387
Australia is a continent
If you're not from tasmania you better fuck off

Is there a chance the track could bend?

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What did he mean by this?

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i'm on a peninsula, does that count?

>>67413453
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

>>67413429
nah some bloke goes to mcdonalds to pick it up and whacks on about 20% for himself

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The union was the most important event in human history 2bqh

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GIVE ME A FINNISH GF NOW

>>67413274
Obviously, it's how courts work. We think they're fair but in reality it's no better than shit tv that completely ruins people over innocent activities, it's just more detailed.

Imagine how easy it would be to fuck you over just for coming here.

>And the defendant, your honour, also visited a well known extreme pornographic and racist website known as 4chan.
>The defendant took part in the online community known for posting the green cartoon frog associated with recent 'alt-right' racism.
>In some of examples of his messages, he asked for pictures of slags, presumed to mean underage girls, and joked about his social crippling anxiety as well as by posting racist comments.
>This is a very sick, twisted and mentally disturbed young man

>>67413472
So are we technically https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland

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WAKE ME UP

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Is it safe?

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why was I destined not to find love

there's nothing wrong with me

>>67413440
They have less land borders than us. We cant judge them just because their an especially large island

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>>67413484

>>67413506
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>the unpaid ombudsman

going to bed, hope that this roman catholic general prays for me to not wake up. god bless

wearing my hair slicked back from now on lads just tried it and it looks much better

Just took the estrogen pills again lads

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Absolute LOVING this creep's pathetic victim narrative lads.

>>67413472
christ alive

>>67413490
>tfw my internet history is filled with some of the most insane, sporadic searches imaginable due to arguing about shit on 4chan
Starting a thread talking about Assassin's Creed 3 or some shit and by the end, everyone's arguing over abortion and the legality and morality of beastiality lends itself to a lot of information gathering that must look positively mental to anyone outside of 4chan.

>>67413555
yes

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Which one gives better head, /brit/?

>>67413370
But it doesn't even go to Glasgow

Greater Glasgow has close to 2 million people living in it

I hope poley at least takes out bastard dad before topping himself

Is poleaboo going full Islamist now?
He's certainly both physically and mentally ugly enough to make a Wahhabi Cleric.

>>67413530
I luv u :))))))))))
* Snuggles*

>>67413543
I think Poleaboo is obviously suffering from some issues and whilst what he did was inexcusable, I do feel there are underlying problems that people in position of power to help him have missed or neglected to act upon.

>>67413585
Exactly, now imagine your jury is made up of norms and a load of old women who still can't come to terms with email. It will sound horrific to them and you'd be fucked.

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Brexit, Trump... what's next?

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>>67413582

>the one Scottish mong who desperately tries to claim Birmingham isn't the second city of the UK

>>67413623
>before topping himself
We all know he's a bottom

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got the chrimbo prezzies from the rents early

>>67413574
Can't do that because I have too much hair and my hair is very straight, can just about out it sideways

>>67413602
One on the right

The one on the left has a piercing for the meme but she's clearly more inhibited than the right

>>67413581
I did something bad but I don't deserve to be expelled over it

>>67413663
LE PEN
VIVA NATIONAL FRONT
VIVA FRANCE

>>67413661
Absolutely 100% convinced that I'm charismatic enough to explain away all of my internet history and have people side with me. Silver fucking tongued tbqh.

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>>67413663

>>67413663
World War 3

>>67413565
goodnite

>>67413710
Yeah mate, good luck with that against a barrister who makes a living out of getting people prosecuted and creating a professional narrative.

How do yanks live with being from any state except California, New York or Vermont

That's like winning the lottery, only to find out you only got 3 numbers

>>67413663
Hofer in early December, most likely, seeing as his opponent was already caught rigging the first election.

Tbh poley probably just needed a good shag and he wouldn't have been so weird

>>67413623
If I was killing then myself and my father wouldn't be on the top of the list

>>67413654
The only cause I fight for is my own

>>67413661
MIGHT give that NHS psych a go

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>>67413708
>VIVA NATIONAL FRONT
>VIVA FRANCE

divorced british pussy the thickest cream

>>67413667
Not saying that m8, just saying that Glasgow's comparable in terms of population and economy to Manchester and Birmingham

We're talking about differences of +/- 10%

>>67413685
Good lad

>>67413602
right

>>67413663
countries begin leaving the EU en masse

>>67413735
You have no idea just how silver tongued I am. My biggest asset is being able to catch people out on shit they're trying. I'd have that barrister discredited within the first 15 minutes. Guaranteed.

>>67413663
gas the jews

>>67413745
Oregon, Washington, Colorado and certain cities dotted throughout the interior are worth living in 2bqh

>>67413784
ty m8

>tfw you finally get gud on dark souls
I FEEL IT
ALL THIS POWER

just watched john oliver for the first time, people sure weren't memeing about the "current year" thing

he must have said 2016 atleast 200 times in half an hour

Tbh anon probably just needed a good shag and he wouldn't have been so weird

>>67413816
>Oregon, Colorado

What's good there?

>>67413472
high tier post

I live in hawaii, so looks like I'm welcome

>An email that was accidentally sent to all the NHS's staff in England has caused havoc.
>One of the health system's employees fired off the message on Monday morning without realising they had copied in 840,000 of their co-workers.
>The action quickly clogged up the system and was exacerbated by users hitting "reply all" to complain.


Ah yes, an obvious mistaken email, I will reply to all 840000 people

>>67413663
Both are disasters and anti-establishment politicians never win anything ever again

>>67413835
who's anon?

>>67413838
He's naming blue states because he's a cuck

>>67413879
we are all anon

except for that tripfag

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>harmless flirting with girl at work
>have wife
>girl at work finishes with her boyfriend
>hints she has a spare ticket to a band I like
>say I'm broke
>says it would be going to waste anyway so don't worry about paying for it
>o-okay

what do I do guys, I think she likes me, but I'm in a happy relationship.

>>67413846
The absolute STATE of the NHS

>>67413846
it's just a prank

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>>67413704
>>67413787

Correct choice.

She's an amazing sucker of cocks.

Absolutely SCREECHING at all these neckbeards with receding hairlines going apeshit over the Ghost in the Shell trailer

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>>67413907

>>67413846
I got angry just reading that. People pull that shit in work for distribution lists of like 40 people.

Then over the week you'll get a handful more as people come off leave.

It's so retarded.

What's more retarded is letting more than a handful of people in whitehall have permission to use the "literally every fucking one" dist list

>Donald Trump is refusing the presidential salary
>he said "I won't even take one dollar"
>Trump is literally doing it for free
MEME PRESIDENT

>>67413846
That happened in my company, the people who reply are ebin jokers

>>67413828
I can't stomach even 1 minute of watching of that slimy cunt, he just spends 30 minutes waffling bullshit along with his exaggeratedly shit humour.

>>67413844
apologise for eating captain cook you cunt

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3934140/Mother-dies-just-two-weeks-son-eight-perished-house-fire-trapped-inside-forced-wait-outside-help.html

Presented without comment

>>67413907
just go, ride the wave

>>67413907
>i'm in a happy relationship.

obviously not

just had a endorphin rush when I remembered I'm 6'3.

>>67413838
Pretty high standard of living, good outdoors and Portland and Denver are pretty cool

>>67413890
Nah, I'd live in some places in Texas but there's too many horribly depressing middle of nowhere towns to call it a decent state overall

>>67413942
he gets $1 doesn't he?

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Daily reminder I got trips confirming that I will indeed make it

>>67413942
molyneux must be doing his nut

Unironically cannot see the supermoon

why is it being shy lmao

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>>67413909
I WANTED A GIC

But considering I'm feeling homicidal and suicidal this might be best

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CLEANING UP WASHINGTON FOR NO COMPENSATION

Do you reckon establishment politicians see Trump like we see the Janny?

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>>67413942
how much does he have to do to win over the leftists

>>67413835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtY5H3suPtM

He's such a shit tb h

>>67413909
It's completely fucked in England but it's coping (altough stretched) in the other home nations

>>67413922
Like you'd know m8

>>67413941
Same, they should instantly just dismiss people who reply all to those things for basic lack of IT skills or an inability to use common sense.

>Hurrrr I can clearly see it's a mistake
>This is my one chance to be outraged and get all uppity
>I'll reply to all 840k people saying UNSUBSCRIBE ME as if that one email was ruining my day.

>>67413969
I think legally he has to be paid the salary, but he can voluntarily return it to the treasury in return for proportional income tax reduction on other earnings

>>67413959
>obviously not
Why because I don't know how to deal with a girl who may like me because I don't want to hurt her feels as I'm not going to do anything to ruin my relationship?

more like homocidal

My god
it's full of stars

>>67413949
tragic all round

RIP

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>>67413942
The Presidential Custodian

https://youtu.be/CdCfuZMD3L0?t=3m52s

I will never not laugh at this

>>67413965
Pretty sad that your sole validation is your height desu

Tim had a piano tuner over the other day. muttered something about 'getting messed around' by the guy

think he's found his new nemesis

>he's the president of the United States
>he takes his "job" VERY seriously
>he does it for free

>>67413942
JFK and george washington did the same thing, jfk actually donated it all to charity

>>67414011
I think John Oliver is funny

>>67414050
howler

gf sent me this and said she's conquering balkanlar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6BUb3GfPJk

>Sitting vaping trying to forget about delicious cigarettes
>Suddenly hit with an extreme urge to shite
>Stand up and realize I'm dizzy

Christ, there's more nicotine in this stuff than you realise

>>67414029
>flirting with other women
>conjuring up excuses to justisy your pseudo-infidelity
>im in a happy relationship guys!

wise up, bellmunch

>>67413759
>We're talking about differences of +/- 10%
hmmm
>Glasgow population: 600k
Birmingham population: 1.1 million

>>67414011
I love how he has zero self-awareness

Imagining all the wacky hijinks that would occur if I was transported to medieval times

>>67414047
>>67413949
Really feel for the guy she was dating. He must have found the body after she committed suicide. That is something I could never wish on anyone else.

>>67414065
pretty sad you're a manlet

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*Bullies all the Brits in this thread*

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HOWLING at these

rekon trump will hang a pic of pepe up in the white house

>>67414121
feels good man

>>67414143
alri reddit making pasta are we

>>67414143
you would be locked in the runt cage and be laughed at as the village idiot within an hour

>>67414011
Song?

>>67413794
>>67413799
>>67413801
Very nice

>>67414086
I'm always sceptical of charities haha

Like if they are actually doing anything with the money

>>67414071
post video lad

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>>67414012

She constantly brags about how good she is at sucking dick on her twitter.

>>67414156
Need one which highlights the retarded double standard /pol/ has towards middle eastern dictators but can't be arsed to make it myself

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date with the gf

>>67414212
post twitter

merica is full royalist now

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>>67414143
i would use my superior atheist intellect to become a legendary inventor and have many virgin wives

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Heh...

don't even process any normie posts complaining about gf problems 2bqh

>>67414232
Triggered by this statement 2bh

>>67414154
don't think yanks are capable of bullying us
never even been slightly triggered by a yank post

>>67414218
i want to tongue-punch her fart-box

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Lost all interest in sex lads, haha what am I like

>>67414006
build socialism tbqh

>>67414210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFtQD4kwTEg

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>>67413387
We have over 1500 islands so I'm allowed.

>>67414264
Haha looks like you just got bullied nerd

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>>67414266

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>>67414216
what double standard?

>>67414353
Wtf I want to buy an estonian island and live there now

>>67414136
That's cause the City of Glasgow itself is pretty small in terms of area

The urban population of Glasgow is 1.8 million and Brum's is 2.4 million. Bigger than a 10% difference but they're both still fairly similar.

>my life is ruined
>I'm killing myself
>no one cares

fuck all of you too

>>67414375
They claim to hate Muslims and non-whites, then say Assad should lead Syria because it's best for the non-white, Muslim Syrian people.

Literally retarded if you think about it for even a second

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*lick*

>>67414216
Most of these are made by Rorkes, doubt they would be introspective enough

>>67414212
If she says she is she must be 2bh

I'm absolutely fucking amazing at sex myself

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>>67414224

Here ya go

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>>67414402
do it already

people who make scene out of suicide are never serious

prove me wrong and fucking do it

hiding all of these

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>>67414382
buy one of the billion lake islands in Canada

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haha poor poley is so jealous he hasn't got one of these

if you were genuinely trans you would of had the guts to get a real referral years ago

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>>67414382
Naissaar is a fucking weird island, lad.
>Old railroads
>coast is full of disabled naval mine shells
>whatever the fuck is on pic related

As far as i know the island was a soviet naval something something once

>>67414402
well I'm sorry poley

come over to my house and I'll fuck you in your bum

>>67414402
I care, what's wrong mate?

>>67414424
whos a good boy

>>67414441
that's literally ma wee sister

>>67414420
>/pol/ is retarded
meanwhile the sky is blue, water is wet, and i have a large penis

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What went wrong?

>>67414465
Holy shit, that's a good one.

>>67414477
So glad my tax money goes to this

>>67414486
Looks like one of those draugar tombs from skyrim

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>>67414356
>mfw we managed to meme 2016 into being a [CURRENT YEAR] that CURRENT YEAR man wants to blow up

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>I make strawman argument cartoons in MS Paint to convince myself that my fringe right-wing beliefs are reasonable

>>67414477
fuck off freak. can't wait until the trumpets bash your head in

>>67414420
Thats because hes the only chance for a stable Syria, so all the paki twats can stop flooding Europe in the millions.

>>67414420
>implying all of /pol/ is one person

also Assad is a fascist, why wouldn't they love him?

also not wanting Muslims in your country =/= hating them innately

>>67414477
>waiting time of 1 year
Psychiatry in the mean time might be for the best

>>67414492
I got expelled from uni, I'm 25 and got nothing, no job, no friends, no qualifications and I took tranny pills destroying my balls

I've literally eaten a sandwich from Sainsburys, M&S and Pret today. Been hungry af

3100kcal today baka senpai

>>67414440
you go girl! haha!

>JC

how do I get followers on instagram
I'm not an attractive art hoe

>>67414465
am i racist and mind-warped by 4chan for thinking this jpeg is totally spot on

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>>67414519
HBO bet on them transitioning from cute to hot

They bet wrong

>>67414477
>wait time 1 year

literally why. there can't be that many people being treated for this. am I the only person int he country who isn't a gender bent twat

>>67414477
mentally ill cunt

>>67414573
how does three supermarket sandwiches, generally around 450 calories, add up to 3100kcal?

>>67414559
Paki cunts flooding Europe has led to the rise of nationalism across the continent.

THINK m8

>I took tranny pills destroying my balls
where can i get some of those

BREAKING: Trump demands military build-up in Eastern Europe in his latest move to improve relations with Russia

>>67414572
Expelled for what? Why not go do an apprenticeship or something instead, you'll make friends there, I did. Not sure what to do about the tranny pills thing though. maybe testosterone would reverse it?

>>67414593
Maybe they only have one psychologist trained in gender dysphoria, and they only do one clinic a week because they spend the rest of the week dealing with actually sick people

>>67414568
ISIS are Muslim fascists as well, don't see /pol/ supporting them.

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>>67414438
>MFW an egalitarian liberal indoctrination organisation came to my secondary school
>They put up a bunch of faces of people and then an 'equation'

1 + 2 - 3 = 4

They asked us to put the correct faces to the correct numbers. They were an old man, a baby, a woman and a man.

After some discussion they tell us they can go in any order cause all life is equal. Proceeded to go full 16 year old rorke on them and call them out for BS. Ended up asking with them being unable to answer

>is self defence against 2 or more assailants okay to save your own life
>is defence of others ever okay (why can you choose)
>would you say the same equation is true for Gaddafi (he had just been killed)

They spent their whole job doing this one speech and couldn't come up with a single answer to any of them.

just got sexually harassed on the bus lads

>>67414589
yeah maisie remained cute while sophie is just a standard slag

>>67414613
I ate other stuff too

They were 550, 307 and 503 calories respectively.

>>67414618
So? I'd still rather them not be here. And a stable Syria gives them a chance to fuck off back there

>>67414641
>le everyone is fascist meme

Attention /pol/ users.
Non-/pol/ users stop reading this post as you haven't been authorised to do so.

Fill in this survey /pol/ users

>>>/pol/98498623

>>>/pol/98498623

>>67414659
tell us what happened lass

>>67414673
chicken caesar baguette is great
M&S does the best BLT
sainsbury's have completely dropped the ball on the other hand

>>67414625
qhi.co.uk

>>67414638
I'm too old for an apprenticeship, I'm 25, no one cares once to pass 24


>>67414640
There are only a few gender clinics in the UK

I thought pakipoo killed himself?

>>67414679
Why didn't you make an actual survey instead of this shitty wall of text? Smh

Note: I'm not a /pol/ user

>>67414535
Trans guy in my year keeps complaining about their doctors and the NHS being transphobic despite:

A - The NHS is literally spending tens of thousands a year for him to transition
B - His doctors specialised in transgender medicine, making it pretty unlikely that they hate trans people

new gimmick: british internet history inspection day

>>67414700
>There are only a few gender clinics in the UK

But each area is responsible for their own stuff. He can't be referred in one area and then sent elsewhere if they have an opening

Smuggling LSD through airport security seems too easy

ah yes, another enthralling politics discussion on /brit/

>>67414708
you are the same yank who asks what brits do in their spare time and goes on about the great american outdoors

aren't you?

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>>67414681
>walk up to top deck
>loud chavvy girl shouts "you're hot mate" as i get up there
>sit down and she talks really loudly to her friend about how she's got a spare space in her double bed
>have to sit there for the entire bus journey pretending to scroll through my phone and avoiding eye contact

>>67414700
there are apprentices in my class 25+, Employers will hire you because you're more mature. needing to be young for an apprenticeship is a meme

>>67414477
Mentioned

>>67414695
Best pret sandwich is the ham & egg baguette la

I think BLTs are an overrated memewich

Have people used Smart iptv to watch sports for free?

is it possible?

>>67414735
No

That guy's a flaming homosexual

you smell

>>67414674
A stable Syria means increased Muslim power you mong. Better to let them kill each other and protect Europe.

Divide and conquer, it's how we took over the world. Bet cunts like you would be complaining about Clive of India destroying the Pakis at Plassey.

4 chan mod on radio 4
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b082fjk7
15 minutes in

>>67414730
It's the easiest thing 2bh

Give me one good reason you dont lift /brit/

when are you taking him back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJREn9c45cM

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>>67414750
Fucking hell mate you must be devastated, my thoughts and prayers are with you

>>67414761
Stop spamming these shitty pictures you autistic runt.

>>67414819
haven't got any arms

Off to maccas lads

Be back later for my (You)s

>>67414674
They're not coming here because of war though, they're coming here because of increased communication, transportation and a bloated population which literally cannot sustain itself even in peacetime. You're living in a fantasy if you think the tide of migrants will stop if Syria stabilises. If anything it will get worse.

Had my internet history inspection today lads, get the results in about 10 days, bricking it.

>>67414477

can't believe our tax money is being wasted on complete bullshit like this

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>>67414581

She tweets a lot about it!

CIA mentioned

>67414836
Haha nope

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>Ywn be on the diplomatic stream having a five week workshop on how to get the most out of British diplomacy
>Ywn say to your mates that you can't have another pint because you've got to be up early to discuss your next assignment

>>67414771
>mfw girl actually told me she was an anarchist who voted labour + stay in the eu cause fuck those racist right wing fascists

It's amazing how stupid the general populous is. Have to take that into account when campaigning.

>>67414824
yeah but imagine it from a girl's perspective and it was some random lad saying all that stuff

don't see why it should be seen any different to that

>>67414819
got called a scrotebag in the free weights section

>>67414800
COULDn't read a single word of this

>>67414819
gym costs money

>>67414880
Because most men are alpha and confident. Arent you?

>internet history inspector saw the TOR shortcut on my desktop

I just laughed in his face loool, got a caution but fuck it hehe.

Need a cute pair of feet on my face lads

been reading a lot of tweets about Trump supporters all of a sudden acting like Death Eaters and attacking/abusing/discriminating against Muslim girls wearing hijabs, Mexicans, blacks, Asians, gays, trannies, etc

also stuff about Trump supporters yelling they'll grab women by the pussies and the KKK openly celebrating and marching in public

>>67414907
n-no

>>67414925
I think people are just making things up because it fits their own personal narrative

>>67414912
nonse

>late for uni lecture
>decide to pull the mass shooter alarm
>everyone rushes out of their classrooms and I slip in unnnoticed

>>67414780
They can fuck each other over as much as they want lad, don't really care tbqh. Just want them to stop coming to Europe.

>>67414837
>What is the "refugee" crisis
>You're living in a fantasy if you think the tide of Syrians will stop if Syria ceases to be in a full scale civil war

>>67414890

whoever made this needs to go back to meme school, tried to stuff way too many quotes into one image

The fact that straight white men are celebrating a Trump presidency should tell you everything you need to know... ugh

>>67414905
sending love x

>>67414905

she should try being in my shoes for a day and then she'd understand what mental illness, loneliness and ugliness means

need a canadian's face to walk on

>>67414944
yeah same but there's a LOT of tweets

And you know how yanks are.

>>67414780
You're deluded if you ever think that Sunni and Shia Muslims are ever going to unite against Europe

Those cunts hate each other more than Protenstants and Catholics did during the reformation

>>67414837
>You're living in a fantasy if you think the tide of migrants will stop if Syria stabilises. If anything it will get worse.
.
Doubtful senpai, Syria didn't export literally millions of refugees a year before the civil war. Also a large part of the increase of boat people in the Mediterranean was from Libya being completely destabalised - Gaddafi stopped a lot of them from reaching the coast

>>67414925
KKK are holding a parade to celebrate Trump's win.

My favourite piece of creative writing so far has been that paki from Harold and Kumar claiming that two men came up to him in a bar and starting chanting "cuck cuck cuck" at him.

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>>67414819
>have squat rack in spare room
>have bench in spare room
>have mats down
>have a 20kg bar and around 120kg in iron weights.
>use to ULxULxx
>start night shift
>sleep all day
>awake all night
>feel awkward lifting weights because I live in a semi-detached house and scared I'll wake the neighbours.

>tfw no crying freeman body.

>>67414958
toxic nationalism is the REAL enemy

ah yes, another round of chemotherapy

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who /depressed/ here?

>>67415013
bald twat aha

>>67414925
it's just the normie version of bollockposting

>>67414999
literally just a fad

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>>67414944
this
you think there would be some videos at least if this was happening en masse

I mean lefties LOVE to film anything mildly offensive

>>67414929
What did she look like?

Sister just came into my room and hugged me and said she loves me then fucked off.

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>>67414433

With a body like this it's not hard to believe!

>>67415030
in greggs

genuinely being genuine right now lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37921598

the people cannot be trusted with voting rights

>>67415030
pretty average
just a bit chavvy and loud and annoying

>>67415018
Why are you depressed?

why does /brit/ think paying for the healthcare, food, education and housing of some utterly inbred and obsese runt scrounger family with 8 kids on jsa for hundreds of thousands of pounds per family per a year is okay,
yet gets mad when a handful of trans people have a few grand spent on them on a one off basis for basic medication and maybe a few surgeries if they really can't afford to get a better job done abroad privately, to stop them from committing suicide?

>>67415021
might start viewing the real world through a /brit/ lens

>>67415018
>>67415076
stop talking to yourself

>>67414819
sissy Brit bois need to stay skinny for their hunky American tops

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>>67415018
i don't even know anymore

>>67415062
oh fuck off

HEY NOW

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>supermoon tonight
>cucked by clouds

Every fucking time there's anything interesting to see

>>67415070
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37921598
>The French government is "definitely" going to close the UK border post in Calais after Brexit

no they won't

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>>67415046
People may treat me like some sick twisted monstrous degenerate but I love me some nice legs

>>67415043
is she going to kill herself?

>>67415095
lol why was the guy on the right based off manlytears?

just took my zinc, creatine, and fish oil

>>67415079
there's a certain narrative to this post and I'm not sure if I like it

I'll just call you a faux-tory twat and tell you to fuck off

>>67414952
Majority of the migrants aren't Syrian. They're the result of an exploding African and Asian population being born into bloated, corrupt countries with absolutely no prospects. You really can't blame them.

>>67415000
The difference between now and a few years ago is they all have TVs/internet so they know how good life is in the West and how easy it is to reach, whereas they before they just went to their countries capital.

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>>67415073
I remember I was on the upper deck of the bus one night and it was just me and some girl sitting at the front I was at the back.

She kept looking back at me constantly, flicking her hair and smiling for the whole trip.

Was v. nerve racking tbqh

>>67415116
ill post a pic later for you faggots

>>67415097
I'm a sissy brit boy and i only like british or australian men thanks x

>>67415079
don't think either is okay desu. Would rather trannies off themselves though desu

>>67415117
and how would you know better than Alain Juppe

>>67415116
>on the other side of the planet
>same all night

:c

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>>67415095

>>67415116
saw it as i was leaving work
too cloudy now though

>>67415142
Or you know, we could just stop letting them come in haha

>>67415046
That just means she doesn't need to put effort in m8
>>67415079
>why does /brit/ think paying for the healthcare, food, education and housing of some utterly inbred and obsese runt scrounger family with 8 kids on jsa for hundreds of thousands of pounds per family per a year is okay

>Better to let cisgender people and their kids starve to death on the streets than deny someone medication and operations that have pretty shite results anyway

>This man now looks like a man with slightly more feminine features!