/brit/

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/balt/

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3934266/Sorry-France-Germany-Canada-NATO-countries-not-spending-defence-warrant-Trump-using-forces-protect-attack.html

Only countries in GREEN can stay

>>67411526
every thread

fuck off

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I said, pick up THE SOAP

Reminder that all forms of Christianity are dying in Britain, while atheism and literally every single other religion is growing.

>>67411570
I like the Netherlands though :/

>>67411506
SQUAAAAAAAD

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>>67411574
/ausnz/

>>67411591
dont talk to me or my wife's son ever again

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Name the last book you read you uncultured swine

Anyone know how to get the smell of smoke out of a Barbour?

It's an old one and I've been using it as a smoking jacket for a few years. But I'm trying to quit smoking (while sober at least) and it's a nice jacket so I'd like to actually be able to wear it around.

It says it can't be machine washed or dry cleaned or anything

>>67411591
Can't wait until all the animals die off and we can have documentaries about machines instead

>>67411591
me in the high visibility jacket getting paid to do nothing

business idea: delete tinder and start an instagram

>>67411632
we already do you stupid nerd

must be poo to be northern ireland

we don't give a shite about them and only want them to piss off the irish
and the irish don't give a shite about them and only want them to piss off the english

>>67411570
>telling your vassals who hate you and are trying to form an independent union to build up their military

Not sure Trump has gotten the hang of this geopolitics lark

>>67411625
Pandora's Star

>>67411625
The Narrow Road to the Deep North (10/10)

Before that I read Germany: Memories of a Nation 'cause it was a gift. Was good but I always find non-fiction somewhat dry

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hmm

Just spend an hour wanking to dickgirls, am I bisexual now?

>>67411625
Legends of the galactic heroes book 2. I'm excited for book 3 tomorrow.

>>67411625
A Canticle for Leibowitz

>>67411625
the secret history of twin peaks

>>67411691
hmmm

made me think

>>67411625
Bartleby, the Scrivener

>>67411668
t. triggered prod that tries to drag arguments from one thread to another

>>67411625
Spice and Wolf Vol. 1. Just started.

Also why is it the ugliest bint there who's looking most disgusted.

>>67411704
A Yank lacking in culture, who'd have thought it?

>>67411691
eeeuuummmm noo sweetie :x

huffpost editors identify as all sorts of races and everything and nra board is just internalized sexism and racism :x

can anyone explain the appeal of asmr?

Is it just (You) bait, or are there actually somehow 20+ year olds that are virgins ITT?

>>67411710
Fucking loved this book, comfy as fuck

Eating Cadburys caramel nibbles

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>>67411625
>28
>Picked up my first manga
>pic related
So yeah that.

If you mean real book, then Lost in the Funhouse by John Barth.

>>67411506
robert catesby did literally nothing wrong

>catholics were being oppressed to shit, persecution was rampant
>Catholic priests were being killed

absolute shame james I wasn't btfo

>>67411777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1BKTRh48Pc&t=0s

Makes me horny

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>>67411779

>>67411779
22 nearing 23 virgin here AMA :)

just a friendly reminder that unless you have had unprotected vaginal sex to completion, you are a virgin

>>67411691
Tommy Lee Jones is an NRA board member?

I'd love to be an NRA board member one day.

>>67411828
My completion, or hers?

>>67411777
Supposedly for the weird feeling experienced by some people when they here it

A lot of neets use it as ersatz human connection

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had a giggle

>>67411749
just speaking the truth sweetie x

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How many of you is this

>>67411833
>Tommy Lee Jones

He's not up there anon

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>>67411680
Looked it up, sounds boring as all fuck m8

>>67411625
Did a reread of this tb h

>>67411844
>ersatz
I learned a new word today

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>>67411846
Got told off for saying weetabix today. In Australia they are just weet-bix

>>67411854
t. still a triggered prod

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>>67411779
I didn't lose it till I was 24.

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>blacks are only dumber on average than whites in the US only

umm no

>>67411869
Sorry anon it's 4am.

Tom Selleck, no idea where I got Lee Jones from.

drinking on a monday alone in bed waheeeyyyy

>>67411826
are you literally me

>>67411931
because you have pig shit for brains

>>67411833
You're thinking of Tom Selleck

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>>67411917
>race
ah yes

>>67411864
>new /pol/
This looks like it was made by a 14 year old.

>>67411917
pikeys need to be euthanised

Episode titles:
>Senseless
>Purgatory
>Contract
>Betrayed
>Assassin
>Please Note We Are No Longer Accepting Letters of Recommendation from Henry Kissinger
>Reunion

Hmm....

>normie mates come over and start talking about losing their virginity at 14
haha yeah lads same

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>>67411956

>>67411945
muh last name is irish so maybe

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I find this picture rather appealing

not even a nonce

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>>67411864
that is me

had to refrain from redpilling a girl on the wage gap today

>>67411890
t. still northern irish

>>67411989
nonce for days

>>67411917
it's simply because of the institutionalised racism hun x

>>67411989
t. nonce

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Cannot WAIT for this film to be shoved down my throat haha

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>>67411811
>anarchkiddie atheists wear guy fawkes
>unaware he was a devout catholic who supported monarchy and was not an anarchist

>>67411989
same

i am tho

>>67411989
>not a nonce
that's what a turbo-nonce says

>>67411779
>20 YO
>At Uni
>Good group of friends (none of whom are virgins)
>Go out drinking 3 times a week
>Still virgin

No excuse desu. Always thought I'd lose it starting at uni

>>67412027
Reported to ASIO

>>67412020
By shoved down your throat do you mean shown at a local cinema which you are not required to attend?

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>>67411969
It's just /the_donald/ now.

Reddit threads are common in OPs, they post their accounts and threads they made for maximum 'upvote for visibility'. Tragic to be honest was a right laugh once uponatime.

SOPA General had me in stitches but that could have been on /b/ come to think of it.

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>>67411864
>not posting your style
why even go to /fa/?
Not for fashion tips I hope.

>>67411917
Dont really know how much difference a 7 point gap makes in Verbal Reasoning

>>67412005
>t. 98.3% white, right wing conservative Christian
Oh dear. You got me. Right in the heart.


Kek. Paki.

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>>67411994
only one that applies to me is common projects lad

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>>67412020
*twirls mustache*

ah yes, quite

>>67412046
nooooo im too beta to offend

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I've sent a complaint to the Scottish Ombudsman

This is the final port of call in the road to expulsion

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>>67412020

>>67412057
2002 chavcore

>>67412034
I thought I would never lose it

I literally put no effort in to losing it and a girl basically threw me into bed and started riding the ol dilly dong.
No longer a virgin

>>67412052
I mean every cunt in the world talking about it and having to pretend like I give a shit about a film with a bunch of wogs as the main characters

>>67411917
fuckin' travellers

>>67411864
>Stan Smiths are for cucks now

welp, I'll have to get some superstars then

>>67411976
>tfw pikey comes into my store (fast food nights) giving it the big licks
>throw him out
>comes back with his 'family'
>throw them all out
How fucked am I? Are the gypos gonna disapear me?

shan't be replying to the self-styled Poleaboo

>>67412103
How dreadful for you :(

>>67412084
howling

>>67411765
But they're fun books.

>>67412057
Rich kids dressing like they're poor

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>tfw your family ignore reality and talk about your 'future' wife/kids

>>67412089
ooiiiii lad who's that?

>>67411976
Why are they considered a separate ethnic group

Boggles the mind

christianism is not integral to whiteness

stop shilling for your sect

>>67412103
lmao

>>67412052
he means he's going to suck off the director
he may say otherwise but I understand his true intentions

>>67411871
It's actually really, really good.
Most of it focuses on the war and the aftermath. Gives a decent perspective of the Japanese side too. It's not some meme romantic book, the affair's a relatively small side plot that goes to explaining the guy's self loathing.

Filth's a pretty good book too though. Ever read skag boys?

Just sent this to the uni principal, head of the business school, head of my course and some other woman

>Yeah, seems fair.

>I call two girls “whores” on a Japanese Culture message board and I’m expelled in my final year. This is a completely reasonable decision and I am absolutely fine with it.

>It is however absolutely disgusting that the government did not reinstate the death penalty for my atrocious crime but at least I have now been reduced to a 25 year old, unemployed man with no skills, no qualifications, no friends, no prospects or plans of any kind, popping tranny pills in my parents house.

>I hope you’re all pleased with your roles in my story.

>>67412152
I'm 90% sure my parents think I'm gay.

>tfw you realise the only known paki on /brit/ has been convicted for stalking and refuses to respect the rules and regulations of the country in which he lives
wtf i hate immigrants now

>>67412052
it's more the principle of the thing

that a kids movie is purveying political rhetoric

>>67412084
what the fuck is an ombudsman

>>67412020
The prequels were honestly great

Revenge of the Sith is a masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFhbLSl1CU

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>another christmas day and NYE on /brit/

Think i've found the ONE lads, how do i make sure she never gets bored of me? (im a boring person haha)

I lost my virginity after I stopped being a faggot and started to put effort in

>>67412207
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>67412155
>Why are they considered a separate ethnic group
>Over 10 points lower than the regular Irish on fucking everything

>>67412100
What age were you?

Still got 4 years of uni left

>>67412192
Just some guy who investigates services

>>67412155
they score at least 10 points lower than white irish
they only marry amongst themselves so they have different genes

steam refused to refund a game i bought. bit annoying.

>>67412191
All movies are propaganda of some sort desu.

>>67412192
the OMBUDSMAN is coming, mark

>>67412246
what game?

>>67412207
I lost my virginity when I started to be a faggot lmao

>>67412202
haha, can't wait

>>67412225
decided I'm bringing the word back

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>why yes my job is indeed that of an OMBUDSMAN

>>67412246
What was their reason?

>>67412262

Divinity Original Sin.

>>67412231
It was during the summer between year 1 and year two
I was 18 but literally 4 days away from turning 19

>>67412067
and a literal war torn shithole that no one even remembers exists

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>>67412148
What if I'm a poor kid who happens to be back in vogue?

>>67412089
>tfw consistantly chavcore.

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Thinking of getting a new barbour to go with these lads

All my tops are sports wear or just casual so would look a bit incongruous with them

>>67411828
I have done this many times but I do not agree that you are a virgin if you've only fucked with a condom, or just pulled out. if you have succesfully got a female to consensually have sex with you, condom or not, you're not a virgin.

>>67412283
their play time limit is 2 hours and i was on like 3.

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>>67412089

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>>67412202
get a schoolbag full of beers and walk around drunk on NYE lad, thats what i did
maybe this year a drunk girl will talk to me

>>67412268
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>67412268
see
>>67411828

>>67412172
sounds like a shitty B-Movie haha

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>>67412252
What's the propaganda in Commando?

>>67412183
my sister asks that a lot more than i should have to answer it

>>67412331
race mixing

>>67412313
Bit outdated

>>67412301
wish i could afford some new boots haha (im NEET haha)

>>67412190
Unironically between 20% and 50% Indian haha
ama

>>67412168
Nah, only Trainspotting desu

>>67412315
hmm

Electro-snout just doesn't quite cut it desu

>>67412293
>He says while gangs of muslims rape children in the thousands every fucking day in his country
Thanks for playing.

@67412172
you did a lot more than that you paki runt

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>>67412343

>>67412348
how do planes work?

>>67412324
>replying to it
state of you

>>67412354
Skag Boys is unironically better than trainspotting

>>67412379
That's what I was arrested for and all the university knows

>>67412190
poley's not even a paki

he's a fucking jew

your parents don't actually think you're gay they'd just prefer you were in the closet instead of a pathetic virgin

>>67412331
That you don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger and that Ozzies are dangerous psychopaths.

>>67412335
I've been asked on at least 4 occassions, by a family member, if I find an obviously attractive woman to be attractive and on each of those occasions, I've managed to find a way to say "No" because I feel like acknowledging it sexualises me in a way I'd rather not have my parents think of me.

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>>67412315
>drinking in publix in australia

oi mate ur about to get nicked guvna

>>67412384
a planes engines move the plane through the air
as the airspeed gets faster, the shape of the wing means that air is thrown downwards which pushes the plane up

i can understand nye on /brit/ but xmas? now thats low

>>67412420
Is it really propaganda if it's a universally known fact beforehand?

>>67412406
Not that guy, but you think?
I never really got into it.
I should probably try and read it again.

ree

>>67412472
roo

>>67412429
Impressive technique

>>67412485
raa

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give them a rub will ya luv

>>67412462
I dunno
After opening presents and maybe a film or two, we all just do our own things in our house

>>67412462
font

>>67412466
Every message needs a bit of reinforcement now and then.

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now that the weekend is over we can get back to the important issues lads

High Speed Rail Two?

>>67412462
stop christmas shaming me you insect

would anyone like to play L4D2 on steam?

>>67412429
>I feel like acknowledging it sexualises me in a way I'd rather not have my parents think of me.
thanks, i've never been able to put that feeling into words before. expect it extends to everyone for me. I wouldn't talk to a girl for fear of everyone else recognising that i like her looks and would like to fuck her

>>67412506
TERRIBLE idea
why would the Northern Powerhouse need quicker trains to London?

kind of regretting the 13.5 tog duvet now lads its really warm and sweaty

>>67412377
he says whilst he gets blown up when starting his car

>>67412528
yes

going to do a poo, shower then wank
wish me luck

Hate Milo Yiannopoulos so much

He's so obviously jumped on the alt-right meme wagon for the dosh and attention

>>67412506
better idea: improve trains in the north
HIGHSPEED RAIL THREE

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aussies unironically have the worst names for places ever

Whats the most normie social media platform? I'm feeling Instagram.

>>67412538
to transport the bonuses up to fuel the powerhouse lad

>>67412506
Yes
will free up train lines to carry more freight which should reduce the burden on roads/motorways

>>67411506
gunpowder plot? More like Fun powder plot!

>>67412571
yea

>>67412429
I do the same thing
even hid a gf from my parents

>>67412548
Number of civilian deaths by carbomb in Northern Ireland in the past decade? Zero.


Number of children raped by pakis in Britain in the past decade? Upwards of ten thousand.

You sure told me.

>>67412559
I think he kinda brought it into popularity.
He's been on tv for around 8 years now.

>/brit/ on nye
WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY

>>67412506
trains are so expensive now. i'm not really excited for it because it will probably just end up being used by business execs and stuff. i bet national flights will be cheaper. unless i'm being ignorant and it is somehow going to be very affordable high speed travel?

on the bog btw lads

still interested in your opinions on High Speed Rail though

>>67412598
I go so far as to refer to girls by the "they" pronoun if I'm talking to my parents about them. Like if a qt friend of mine told me something that I was then passing on to my parents, I'd say "I was talking to someone today and they said X" so that my parents wouldn't inevitably ask me if she's cute.

>>67412648
trains are shit

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>wahey
>yehaw

hmmm

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almost comfiest time of the year

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very lonely

>>67412604
oh right sorry you just kill each other by different means now silly me

mum just shouted at me for being asleep all day

>>67412183
after having a "gf" that lasted for two weeks when I was in year 10 who was mental mental chicken oriental AN D having a gf who was pretty controlling recently, I wouldn't be surprised if they think I've been put off women

>>67412710
just fill the void with alcohol

cod: waw was the best cod

>>67412506
>Doesn't come to Doncaster

NOT a good plan

who else here /nye 2015/ 'sync?

>>67412722
my mummy does this too

>>67412636
you are very ignorant
the prices will keep on going up unless the government cracks down on price hikes
I can't see nationalisation making it work though

>>67412712
Reminder: Northern Ireland's homicide rate is 0.9. England's is 1.0.

Thanks for playing.

i'm so repressed i can't even bring myself to swear around family members

>>67412722
runt

>>67412736
agreed

used to DOMINATE public lobbies with my unscoped Arisaka and Kar98k + bayonet

>>67412559
Nah I reckon he does actually believe in it, like the libertarian/free speech side of it

Thing is that is like the very surface of the movement. Most "alt-right" would happily see him gassed.

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>>67412595

>>67412634
Real meet up this year?

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>>67412705
really made me think

>>67412773
>repressed

That's just good manners you runt

ah yes... northern ireland... the embarassment of the united kingdom

>>67412557
steam? i would post mine but everyone will bully me for it. i hate it.

>>67412773
I rarely swear infront of my parents and I'm almost shocked when my 12 year old brother swears and my parents swear along with them

>>67412763
please can you become a part of Ireland and start bothering them instead

stg 44 + aperture a goat

>>67412827
I'm not posting mine here la x
and I don't have it on this computer and can't be arsed installing it

>>67412814
maybe if your family is conservative but mine swear like a house on fire

>>67412736
>>67412797
CoD3 was the best CoD because it was before persistent ranking was really a thing in games with matchmaking.

Casual gaming was the most fun type of gaming as a kid. Pity I'll never experience it in that way again.

>>67412801
>Most "alt-right" would happily see him gassed.


With good reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNagXCKp_qc

>>67412797
i was a gewehr+suppressor man
dat lack of recoil

>>67412850
*hipfires my mp40 from across the map*

nothing personnel kid

>being so thoroughly humiliated that you stop quoting me in hopes of sneaking in a last word and therefore "winning"

>>67412845
Get fucked prod cunt. Go back to celebrating Islam or whatever the fuck you lot do.

Brit on holiday and WOW
We should really stop bullying Americans
They do everything better than us....
Better looking people, better food, better everything (better accents too)

>>67412763
reminder that you are STILL killing loyalists
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/08/ulster-loyalist-shot-dead-in-belfast

thanks for playing pet

>playing call of duty
the state of your pineal glands

>>67412761
what does any of that have to do with anything I said? I'm saying HS2 will still be more costly than catching a regular train, and possibly a flight. You can fly from Bristol to Glasgow for less than £100. I don't think HS2 will be affordable for your every day average earner.

>>67412888
Shut up Yank.

>>67412871
the fucking STATE of Milo Yanawhackalopipopolous

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>>67412705
unironically doing a think on this

cant be coincidence

Plans for the day

1)Take a shower
2)Have a meal at Perkin's™ Diner
3)Do my launder
4)Go to class
5)Have a cheeky spliff
6)Go to bed

>>67412773
That's just respect lad. My parents swear like fuck, but they always told me never to swear, so I don't swear in front of them or any other adults really.

Odd that I still consider people older than me "adults" even though I'm 22.

>>67412722
>>67412745
get your life together. waking up earlier does loads for your mental health

>>67412881
that gun was literally a fucking one shot on hardcore with stopping power

>>67412888
I'm sure you are pal x

>>67412467
Yea, it's got a better plot and does a fairly good job of actually showing how someone ends up an addict

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Apologise

>>67411625
Night without stars

>>67411671
Mah nigga

Not a fan of this "Northern Irish" gimmick. They all seem to be a bit mental.

>>67412882
I thought you wanted to be part of Ireland

>>67412871
Nothing wrong with that. But imagine unironically attending a Milo event or lecture or whatever that was.

>>67412882
lmao how fucking sad are you m8 i'm right here
>>67412890

are you just having arguments with everyone now and imagine they're all against you because you're a smelly norn ire gyppo? yeah tbf that probs is the case lol

>>67412920
>>67412773
>>67412814
>>67412861
Australia is a different place. These cunts have the loud obnoxious attitudes of yanks.

>>67412890
>Shooting is understood to be connected with feud within the Ulster Defence Association
Prods killing prods.

Thanks for playing, sweetie.

how do gay guys have sex?

>>67412908
You can fly from Aberdeen to London for less than £100 return desu

>>67412900
I unironically bought Infinite Warfare and only slightly regret my decision.

>>67412858
i'll post my steam here i suppose. it's just a shit name. no one can do anything with your steam ID apart from message you some shit or try to add you

you gave me false hope. im so sick of russians. one thing i miss about consoles. minimal slavs on the servers

Gonna head on over to /brit/ and start farming (You)s from those idiots

>>67412977

In the bum, so I'm told

t. /fit/

>>67412977
you put the willy in the bum and then the man with the willy moves it back and forth inside the bum

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>>67412977
a lot like this

going to cook dinner muy rapido before the fucking normies show up and fill the kitchen

>>67412966
>norn ire literally killing themselves
wow you really got me there m8

i take it all back clearly northern ireland is a beautiful and certainly not crime riddled shithole

>>67412986
What are internal flights like though?

As easy as turning up for a train?

>>67412990
runt

>>67412977
bags of sand

*calls in the dogs*
*stabs you from behind*
*lays a bouncing betty in your mum's fanny*
*kills you with a pistol in Last Stand*
*plants a satchel charge on the back of your tank*
*teabags your corpse*

>>67413010
Steady on m8 this is a blue board.

>>67413015
same

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>>67412937

>>67413021
no
most airlines want you to show ID and you always have the faff of making sure your hand luggage is the right size an getting to the airport

>>67413015
>lives with people
>calls others normies
?

>>67413037
*activates my lag switch*
heh, casuals
*360 no scopes you*

im filled with a large number of powerful emotions

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>it's treason, then?
>*whirls towards you screaming autistically*

>>67413021
>>67413064
tfw you'll still save fucking ages flying from Aberdeen to London

Would just get the train for any distance shorter than central Scotland to London though

>>67413098
I recommend a wank.

>>67413098
Bit gay, lad

>Tired after work
>Took it out on my mum
>Now I feel awful

bad feel

>>67413021
no passport required and no passport control. generall faster boarding times, flights are less frequently delayed, and delayed by less time than international flights. it's usually very straight forward. with the extra time you spend faffing at the airport, you still save hours of travel, and it's cheaper than long distance rail in lots of cases too.

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need a feedee gf desu

>>67413105
Ahh yes this random bald lamer on twitter will surely have an impact

>>67413018
Again. Homocide rate in England is 1.0. Homicide rate in Northern Ireland is 0.9.

Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.

>>67412959
I was clearly talking to the other person that isnt you. Hence his reply to me. Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.

>>67413131
cunt

she lets your manchild arse live at her home

>>67413105
SJW pretty much advocating a coup

tfw nobody to cuddle with

>>67413166
he invented buffy the vampire slayer show some fucking respect

wtf I love kpop now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czqtjk_iGFU

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Which one do you think gives better head, /brit/?

>>67413208
right desu

>>67412926
I don't sleep in every day

fs lads

Got some new e fluid

Turns out PG based stuff dries out your throat like fuck

>>67412636
it ups capacity on the pre-existing lines cos the fast trains are on a different track so the pre-existing train journeys will become cheaper

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*watches killcam*
*sprints to your last known location*
*walks over your bouncing betty*

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>>67413182

Bare jokes senpai

>>67413166
>random bald lamer
He's the same guy who makes shitty marvel movies, had hit show Buffy, and made forgotten except among 'nerds' shows like Dollhouse and firefly.

People need to fuck off with firefly, it's not even a good show.

Just read this BBC article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37978582

Mad how the websites we visit can be used against you in court, I mean I understand it but its just weird to think about, especially this line
>In May, he accessed the Wikipedia page of an online publication called the Occidental Observer - a "far-right" publication "that covers politics and society from a white nationalist and anti-Semitic perspective", the prosecutor said.
also
>he accessed "far right" and Nazi material online, as well as information on the Ku Klux Klan, jurors were told.
what exactly is far right and Nazi material? reckon anyone who browses 4chan would be fucked

>>67413234
reeeeeeeee

>>67413171
okay m8
*gets shot for having the union jack on my post*

>4 hours before I can start getting drunk
FUCK MEEEE HURRY UP

I sent an email to the Polish girl

Pretty similar to the one sent to the uni but with less sarcasm

I tell her not to blame herself, this isn't her fault

>>67411506
Had an interview last thursday for a job

said they'd get back early next week - still no reply

I'm so mad, how long will it take?

>>67413018
In Northern Ireland before the Troubles ended, low-level petty crime was not as common as in the rest of Ireland or the UK.[1]

Since the Good Friday Agreement was signed in 1998, there has been more low-level crimes being committed, although statistics show that some places in Northern Ireland (outside of Belfast) have some of the lowest crime rates in Western Europe.[2]

Over the three years 2011–14, the homicide rate in Northern Ireland was 0.9 per 100,000 inhabitants per year.

The murder rate in England and Wales rose by 11% to 573 homicides in 2015, providing fresh evidence that the long-term decline in violent crime may be over.

The annual crime figures published on Thursday also show that knife crime rose by 9% and sexual offences, including rape, increased by 29% to top 100,000 for the first time in 2015.

>HS2 doesn't go to Scotland

kek

Edinburgh's the most internationally relevant city outside of London (given all the financial shit) and Glasgow's of about the same importance as Manchester and Brum.

Don't get why they wouldn't just extend it desu

>>67413283
>9:45pm in the evening

Why

might order a mcdonalds

>>67413312
piss off back to scotland ya irn bru gargling smackhead

>>67413280
More along the lines of *gets raped and has his child raped in front of him and then gets arrested for racism for being angry about his child being raped by a paki and spends 40 years in prison for his hate crime*

>>67413312
Manchester > Birmingham >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Glasgow

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>Edinburgh's the most internationally relevant city outside of London (given all the financial shit) and Glasgow's of about the same importance as Manchester and Brum.
>Don't get why they wouldn't just extend it desu

This is what Scotcucks actually believe.

>>67413312
devolved power.

scottish government does have its own plans although not very far along.

>>67413312
glasgow, the 'stoh and brum are where lots of people live

it's better to satisfy the needs of the people than the needs of the companies who just use planes anyway

>>67413305
>Northern Ireland
No such thing

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>>67413216

Good choice!

here
>>67413387
>>67413387

>>67413319
I don't have that much vodka left and I only go to bed at 4am. If I had more vodka I would've started drinking it ages ago, but alas.

>>67413305
>The murder rate in England and Wales rose by 11% to 573 homicides in 2015, providing fresh evidence that the long-term decline in violent crime may be over.

Ahh yes nignogs

>>67413389
ah yes.. london but with roundabouts... glad they moved the civil service here

>the scots should build an HS2 line to the border and england can attach it there even if its in the wrong place

>>67413353
Manchester > Leeds > Newcastle > Birmingham >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Edinburgh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Glasgow

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>>67413339
does mcburgers do delivery in the UK

>>67413274
Obviously, it's how courts work. We think they're fair but in reality it's no better than shit tv that completely ruins people over innocent activities, it's just more detailed.

Imagine how easy it would be to fuck you over just for coming here.

>And the defendant, your honour, also visited a well known extreme pornographic and racist website known as 4chan.
>The defendant took part in the online community known for posting the green cartoon frog associated with recent 'alt-right' racism.
>In some of examples of his messages, he asked for pictures of slags, presumed to mean underage girls, and joked about his social crippling anxiety as well as by posting racist comments.
>This is a very sick, twisted and mentally disturbed young man.

>>67413402
wow your life seems great

>>67413429
Dunno, Burger king does though