1. Your country 2. Have you ever tried painting? How was it?

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It was terrible.

>>67410381
i painted the your mom's vaginal cavity with my sperm last night

Yes, I paint peoples houses

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>>67410381
>Have you ever tried painting?
yes
>How was it?
awful

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>>67410442
rude!

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>>67410416
>>67410497
What went wrong?

I had to do it in school, we had art classes.

It went horribly, I couldn't draw for shit, still can't.

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I paint with the blood of my enemies

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>>67410581
my hands did

>>67410381
1. you are gay
2. yes, it was OK
funny story:
>had an old cloth I used as cum-rag hidden somewhere in the house
>the gf says we should clean the wall before painting it
>she goes around the house looking for some old cloth to use for the cleaning
>mfw she found my cum-rag and starts "cleaning" the wall with it
>mfw I can feel the cum's smell
>mfw when she didn't notice anything and we painted the wall after like nothing happened

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>>67410786
He's not he's cute.

>>67410381
I paint little plastic men, I think they look ok.

>>67410861
it's an old joke, I'm surprised you don't get it.