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/balt/

Can someone send the compilation of Guardian headlines?

>>67403300
sure, can I have your full address and proof of residence?

explain to me how someone can be "illegal"

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Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

smoking heroin and crack looool

yeeeeee boy :)

Just saw the latest "Westworld (HBO)" lads. Boy, what a twist, huh?

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You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

>>67403383
dont go spoiling it now

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Hey Ameridumbs how does it feel to be the laughing stock of the world?

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>>67403240
still howling you're never going to trigger article 50

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Did I read any of these posts? No, and I shant be doing so

doing a lunch break

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Cmon guys, I know someone has it.

>>67403401
*spoils it*

>>67403419
nary a single pixel (zero) of this post reached my eyes and were processed by my neurons

>>67403411
my country is and will continue to be the strongest economic and military power on earth

>>67403411
>flood a continent with mudslimes
>h-he'll be bad

nobody cares you dumb paki cunt. now kneel to mecca

>>67403411
>caring what other nations think
are you even british you faggot?

>>67403411

Polls are so accurate :)

This is the reality of media indoctrination.

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>>67403434
rude

bois.

Anyone else watch bill burr on election night? it was fucking hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQp3qJlxkcU

>>67403418
The pound is still worth more than the dollar and brexit wasn't a left/right issue. A christian fundamentalist who doesn't believe in evolution is the education secrety in your cunt lmao die mate.

>>67403240
do you lads reckon there's an alternate universe where hillary won? i feel like i woke up in the weirder timeline where he won

>>67403448
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>67403240
FOY

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>>67403443
Point proven.

>>67403504
Imagine there's a universe where Bernie won ahaha

>>67403499
>i-it's still worth more

fucking kek. except it's worth a lot less now. Can't wait for it to plummet even more when you actually leave the EU.

>a Christian fundamentalist who doesn't believe in evolution

How does this effect me you dumb cunt?

You're still going ti get flooded with Pajeets and Ahmeds because they come from commonwealth countries.

>>67403504
post fucking machines

>>67403505
fuck off paki
anglosphere countries pride themselves on not caring what others think
even the irish dont care and they're obly half in the anglosphere

>>67403553
>huh well ur fat!

>>67403553
>The higher the level of education, the higher the EU support

I'm dying.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/24/eu-referendum-how-the-results-compare-to-the-uks-educated-old-an/

>>67403588
>ur

FOM

Sister was yammering on about one of her "ugly friends"


don't get women 2bh. Rude cunts

>>67403576
>Anglosphere

Literally used by people in this country who want to piggyback on American success.

>>67403562
>when you actually leave the EU.
not going to happen
>How does this effect me you dumb cunt?
It effects the people trying to get an education in America but America lmao.
>You're still going ti get flooded with Pajeets and Ahmeds
still? anyway not gonna happen (http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-mays-rules-on-immigration-are-a-disturbing-sign-of-the-country-wed-become-under-her-a7119436.html)
>>67403576
>Anglosphere
It's sunny outside mate maybe you should take a walkies.

>>67403643
post pics

>>67403439
Rasheed BTFO

want to play a roller coaster based park management game

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>>67403601
Yes? How many educated people supported Drumpf? Literally 0.

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hmm yes i think ive seen enough of this edition for now

*turns off the lights and walks out*

>>67403439
>strongest economic
china may want a word about that

>>67403709
Fuck off paki poof

>>67403667
>not going to happen

Oh but it will be my friend. You've fucked yourselves over into a ckrner. Trigger article 50 and watch the pound drop some more. Don't trigger it and have millions of angry voters.

And you'll still get the pajeets and ahmeds from india and pakkstan.

>it effects the people trying to get an education in america

fucking kek no

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>>67403762
Is this America's last republican president then? Since white's are going to be a minority in a few years aren't the republicans going to have to change their stances a bit?

absolute state of you

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>>67403706
Except Trump did better amongst college educated Whites than Clinton did.

>you will never be european

Thank fucking god for that. You already have sharia courts m8

>it's an annoying Yankey doodle enters /brit/ episode

leftists have a severely deluded world view t-b-h

*takes flight*

>>67403799
absolute state of this post

>>67403755
I read every single post in this thread

but I shan't be reading this one

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>>67403795
trump had more minority votes than the past 2 republicans

the party is already changed because of trump, he is a republican only by name, he is a moderate

and the democratic party has been gutted completely, they should change to bring back the white working class who were with them decades ago

but we all know they are going to double down on the identity politics and ride the minority wave

dont know how a brit and a yank can have an argument over whos more fucked immigrants
protip: you're both permanently fucked especially America

>>67403755
>Don't trigger it and have millions of angry voters.
And what are they going to do? Vote for a one issue stupid party and let the communists win? Kek.

>And you'll still get the pajeets and ahmeds from india and pakkstan.
Indians are a lot smarter than Americans but no (http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-mays-rules-on-immigration-are-a-disturbing-sign-of-the-country-wed-become-under-her-a7119436.html)

>Oh but it will be my friend.
>fucking kek no
Point proven again.
>>67403762
1. Those are the people who voted (most didn't)
2. college graduate /=/ smart

>>67403706
>you will never be in a tiny and irrelevant collection of psuedo-states that can't even agree on a common language
Feels good tbqh

>>67403795
nah the republican party will reform. I mean the democrats were the racist white vote 60 years ago and look at it now

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>>67403755
>ckrner

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>>67403884
>he's backpedalling on his fucking referendum
>indians are a lot smarter than americans

Because we only get the richest and brightest dumb pakishit

>apply for random jobs to keep JC+ off my back
>meanwhile apply for jobs in my actual career, writing cover letters, do practice numericals etc
>get a ring today
>it's a job interview offer for one of the random ones
>look it up
>it's some sort of brand new marketing firm, the job itself is 'sales advisor' which means going to different businesses and trying to get them to buy this firm's services.
>look up the company fully
>the CEO is an 18 year old black kid
>look on his fb
>pics of him in a suit smoking a cigar with money in his hand

not really sure what to expect with this one, or why they're willing to hire someone with an economics masters degree.

have to just give it a go really.s

>>67403808
>Except Trump did better amongst college educated Whites than Clinton did.
Most college educated whites who voted*

Most white people didn't vote at all and college educated doesn't mean smart.

>Thank fucking god for that.
Why are you here?
>You already have sharia "courts"
Yes and we have Jewish and Christian "courts" too, ever heard of liberty?

>>67403884
Fucking state of your life.

End it.

>>67403884
he won college educated and non college educated whites

and on the whole, whites have higher IQs than blacks and hispanics

so i don't know what you're trying to say

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Thank you Mr Shekelenberg for my hour of lunch, yes sir I'll get right back to work I swear

did a think lads

>>67403950
>m-most people didn't vote at all

https://www.boundless.com/sociology/textbooks/boundless-sociology-textbook/government-15/the-u-s-political-system-116/voting-behavior-646-7854/

>Socioeconomic factors significantly affect how likely individuals are to vote. The most important socioeconomic factor in voter turnout is education. The more educated a person is, the more likely he or she is to vote.

End yourself you dumb Mudslime fuck.

>>67403939
its a door to door sales pyramid scheme probably

>>67403939
No one wants a paki like you working for them.

Very rude thread

>>67403932
*memearrow* he's destroying my arguments h-heh

FTFY

btw http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-mays-rules-on-immigration-are-a-disturbing-sign-of-the-country-wed-become-under-her-a7119436.html

>>67403991
>Mr Shekelenberg
You work for Everton's goalkeeper?

>>67403991
>foot long
fat cunt

>>67403956

got to try that shitting stance sometime. Looks effective.

The Republicans will keep on being the conservative party but I reckon the Tea Party elements will take control, liberty and constitution and (after Trump) the security and prosperity of the nation state will take utmost priority.

How will they keep control?
Simple. They sway the Latinos. Latinos are naturally conservative, they just don't know it yet. It's staggering that Trump, the Republican candidate who had the most anti-Latino rhetoric than any candidate in recent memory, still managed to secure around 30% of their vote.

I reckon after 8 years of Trump, the Republicans field a Latino nominee and win in a landslide. The Democrats won't learn their lesson and keep on trying to win the black vote, but that won't matter. The party as we know it will die.

>>67404005
>The more educated a person is, the more likely he or she is to vote.
Which is why Hillary got more votes than Drumpf my friend.

America has more muslims than us btw

>>67403991
>30cm sandwich

fat shit

>>67404032
I was hoping for a some comfy morning/brit/ threads but the other Yanks have been at it all night arguing

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ah yes definitely working hard here in college haha

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Pomade desu lads

>>67404070
yank mentality

>>67404070
I knew hispanics in the US who were big Trump fans, you're right they are conservative as fuck.

They're usually really religious, big on family, hate abortion and don't like gays.

Why democrats think they're a guaranteed vote is a mystery to me.

>>67404080
>America has more muslims than us btw
yes but their muslims are forced to integrate whereas ours aren't

>>67404037
You're not going to trigger article 50 because you know it will devalue the pound even more.

Millions of angry britons will be angry at the Conservatives for being pussified cucks during the next election and vote UKIP.

You're going to get a Labor government or a Lib Dem and get flooded with even more shitskins.

Theresa May is even more empty promises than Trump.

Time to pray my Islamic friend.

>>67404070
Absolute state of this fucking post

America was Britain's mistake.

>>67404070
you have the political knowledge of a child

>republican party will be taken over by the teaparty
it already was and Trump btfo of it

>latinos are naturally conservative
yes thats why the two biggest mexican parties are basically socialists

>>67403706
Like the only guy I know who voted Trump is also the only guy I know with an Ivy league degree

He was making millions and now he's not going to have to pay taxes lol

fuck that shit for real

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>>67403439
>my country is and will continue to be the strongest economic and military power on earth

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Doing a wank out of habit

>>67404138
actually it's the french's fault

>>67404010
so you reckon i should give it a miss?

>>67404145
I think he means they're socially conservative.

>>67404058
> 6 inch
are you an 8 year old girl

>>67404080
>which is why hillary got more votes

From illegal spic trash in Cali that don't require IDs to vote? Sure.

But educated whites supported Trump more.

You cannot say the same for brexit.

>>67403795
If Whites vote as a bloc like minorities do they'll keep winning elections. Imagine if 90% of Whites voted Republican like Blacks do Democrats.That's enough to win in FPTP nearly everywhere. That might not happen though.

>>67403439
chyna

>>67404127
>this is what predictions look like when they're based purely on memes
Good to know no-one other than a yank would be arrogant enough to post about something they know so little about like this, it's bloody embarrassing

>>67404122
Many have friends/family who are illegal so they're basically blackmailed into voting libcuck
Not to mention the actual illegals that are somehow being allowed to vote

>>67404155
did that this morning. can barely maintain a hard-on

>Democrats spend their time and effort trying to court the black vote they will always get
Lmao literal retards

>>67404170
don't try that you blobby twat, no one eats that much bread for lunch unless they're fat. which you are lad.

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>>67404125
>muslims
>integrate
>forced to do anything in america
okay buddy

>>67404125
>has more muslims than us

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_by_country

We don't paki cunt.

>>67404168
yes Catholic countries tend to be but the republican party has been conservatively christian for the last 50 years and only 20 odd percent of latinos voted for Romney and he never went after them

>>67404215
>p-p-per capita
Then how am I a paki and you're white?

>>67404209
Hillary actually had a very low turnout compared to obama

>>67404212
absolute state of you you limp wristed little runt

never reply to me again, I could snap you in half with a flick of my finger

>>67404181
So why the fuck are you so damn hesitant to trigger article 50 m8?

>>67404080
>America has more muslims than us btw
america has 7 times the UK population mate

I think everything will not be change. 4 years are too short to changing every policies.

>>67403411
>unironically trusting opinion polls
ah yes, very glad to see youve literally not learnt anything from brexit or trump

>>67404209
If African Americans went out to vote for Hillary with the same numbers and energy they had to go out and vote for Obama, Hillary would have won.

Hillary not appealing to the blacks is a big reason why she lost.

>>67404108

>coldplay

howling @ u, fucking cuck

>>67404138
britain was mainland Europeans mistake

>>67404147
cry more nagasaki. learn how to defend your own country against the big chinese cock

>>67404080
Hmm odd though that our Muslims don't get whatever they want every time they throw a tantrum

>>67404108
>coldplay

lmfao what a nu-male

>>67404108
im supposed to be writing a 1000 word essay right now haha
help me lads

>>67404265
your pudgey sausage finger

>>67404283
>brexit
They were pretty accurate for how hard it was to find out
>trump
stupid

hillary would've won if voter turnout was higher amongst democrats blame the bernie or busters

>>67404314
cuck sortof lost its edge since it got so affiliated with /pol/

perhaps you'd better update your insults?

>>67404344
I

>>67404138
Would you rather be part of the DPRK?

>>67404328
kek
imagine irish people started doing that during the troubles
the world is fucking gay these days lad

>>67404256
Get down on your knees. It's prayer time my friend.

it's been ages and we're still talking about yank politics in /brit/

not a fan of the persistence of this gimmick 2bh

talking about yank politics in /brit/ should immediately send a virtual bomb to your network that destroys your router
this is especially true for that one triggered bellend who started it
you know who you are

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>>67404344
you got nothing on me lads
one of my modules im so far behind im starting over and teaching myself
another im 3 weeks behind
the other one im 2 weeks behind
im in FIRST FUCKING YEAR

>>67404324
>every time they throw a tantrum
yeah every year? pls explain how they do in britain also
>a mass murder is a tantrum in america
the memes

>>67404381
my yeah after every post gimmick is better yeah?

>>67404386
its the same dafty thats still banging on about brexit

>>67404381
>>67404386
it only starts when some dumbfuck says something stupid and then people correct them but the dumbfuck doesn't listen and spends the next 30 minutes shitposting

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Hi guise, it's your boi Connor here

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who /femboy/ here?

>tfw too many physical masculine features

>>67404354
both of them provided innaccurate data because of oversampling. In this country it was oversampling of city people and in america it was oversampling of democrats.

>>67404378
>Get down on your knees.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>67404399
>im in FIRST FUCKING YEAR
it doesn't matter then
I got a 60% average in first year and I didn't do a tap
second year I went to 49% though and now I cant get a work placement kek

>>67404213
>london bombings.jpeg
>sharia zones
>sharia patrol
>sharia courts
>many restaurants forced to go halal in muim areas
>even schools

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575724/Parents-fury-pork-sausages-banned-school-menu-replaced-halal-meat.html

My islamic friend. The only non-shit part of the UK is NI.

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>>67403991
eat fresh

>>67404442
link

>>67404428

he's scrubbed up pretty well. Amazing what a bit of money does for someone's looks.

>>67404442
pics

>>67404416
yeah and that's shite too but at least brexit is /brit/ related
plus it's funny how upset he is
yank politics is just shite who cares i mean honestly
should stay in /yank/ or go back to r*ddit

>>67404452
>I got a 60% average in first year and I didn't do a tap
jelly. What course you on la?

>>67404381
yeah
>>67404426
you should just ignore yeah

also: FOY

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>>67403991
>bongs don't have publix

>>67404442
post yourself

>>67404401
Let's be honest, brits are horrible at civilising nonwhites
You literally have former colonies that poop in the streets

BADLY want a subway now but the nearest one is about half an hour away

Business idea: cheap high quality british cafe in the middle of the city centre

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>The only non-shit part of the UK is NI.

Lads imagine if the lefties actually killed Trump and got Mike Pence made president, who not only would have ten times the security after Trump's assassination, but would also push forward with his Homocaust agenda

would be the ultimate irony of trying to kill "literally Hitler" when Trump is actually just "literally Berlusconi"

>>67404456
>he believes the mail
americans are thick as pigshit tbqh

>>67404495
i do ignore them. i wish i knew where they get their ignorant ideas from desu

>>67404526
yes please i would like it to serve hearty meals and portions please

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>>67404456
>The only non-shit part of the UK is NI.
I agree with you on everything else but fuck me

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>>67404541

>>67404535
>poor as fuck
>racist

>not shit

>>67404456
ulster rorke

>>67404526

good idea, but cheap and high quality don't usually go hand in hand

nope, don't actually care all that much

Trump is all american who still believes creationism's fault.

>>67404467
here

http://www.celebritytypes.com/gender/test.php

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>>67404442
not exactly what I expected but all right

yank politics are the only politics that matter lol

>>67404589
it's all about striking a balance

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any of you read yukio mishimas work?

>>67404535
>white as fuck
>almost no shitskins
>gun laws are much better, even the police carry guns
>won't arrest you for talking shit about islam on twitter
>one of the most racist parts of the world

http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/racist-attacks-make-me-want-to-leave-northern-ireland-after-37-years-here-says-belfast-mela-founder-30529819.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/12/racism-northern-ireland-couple-tell-abuse-belfast

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/former-minister-fears-racism-towards-7912603

51st state tb h

>>67404634
I read all. Kingakugi and The Sound of Waves were best.

>>67404634
2

>>67404543
>damage control

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/shopping-and-consumer-news/11409835/Schools-stop-serving-pork-for-religious-reasons.html

Reminder that the Great Britain hasn't been Great since the Victorian period.

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>>67404642
ulster

>>67404642
You forgot the religious extremists and terrible economy.

>>67404695
you're thick as pigshit fatlad, stop posting.

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hmm ah yes

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what did he mean by this?

>64% male
>47% female

>tfw 111% personality

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>>67404695
>stop-serving-pork-for-religious-reasons.html
That would be a fucking catastrophy since my education centre's basic lunch is oven baked potatoes, a pork (sometimes chicken) schnitzel, salad and cold sauce

Canadians, when is the next election?

I want Trudeau gone now.

>>67404738
nice response paki

>>67403991
>hour lunch
Fuck off you billionaire

>>67404770

>cold sauce

what's this made from?

>tfw less than 70% personality

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>>67404724
>religious extremists

good. 51st state when

>>67404738
>hurr the dailymail is shit
>linknthe telegraph
>damage control

There won't be any pigs left in Great Britain soon for there to be pigshit.

>>67404780
2020 at the latest, 2017 at the earliest. he's not going anywhere soon.

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>>67404767
>femboy
>tipical white

There's a pattern it seems

>>67404784
thanks lad

>>67403991
>subway

they used to be alright but they're too expensive now

back in my day it was £5 for a footlong

>>67404818
cold

People who claim nofap is bullshit is because they don't want people to progress, bitter dyels everywhere

Elon Musk is the leader of a new form of cult

Do you think Trump will save Britain and allow it to do a Brexit on good terms?

>>67404818
ice

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who else /hadthesex/?

>>67404857
>nofap
FOY

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html

>>67404827
reeee

Who are the Tory candidates to replace Harper, who is the most electable, and who would be 4chan or /pol/'s choice?

>Britain must be global leader in free trade, says PM

The real globalisation starts here, China will swallow us whole

/brit/ness idea: you are only allowed to post in /brit/ if you live on an island

that'll keep the fucking yank twats out

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hmm yes alright

>>67404903
>A private company is not allowed to make decisions over its products

literally couldn't give a monkees if subway is halal or people want to boycott them as a result.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478994423679.webm

>>67404925
I for one accept our new Chinese overlords

>>67404925
we'll tank china's economy for you. don't worry, best ally, we have your back

>>67404945
>all this desperate damage control

NORTHERN IRELAND 51ST STATE

W
H
E
N

>>67404831
>64/47 male/female
>68/32 white/black
not for me

Just stepped on dog shite and missed the bus

>>67404929
based Hawaii

>>67404840
You can get a footlong and a drink for a fiver
Only certain kinds of footlong though

The BBC will start televising call to prayer by the end of 2017

>>67404929
Why don't you guys simply fuck off to britfa.gs instead?

business idea: trick Australia, Canada and New Zealand into the prospect of an """economic union""" in CANZUK but after they've joined, quickly start turning it into the new British Empire and make their economies and societies totally reliant on the Empire, promising them financial ruin if any of them threaten to leave

Are we in agreement that mankind's greatest achievement in cinema is porn with plot?

>>67404976
>Northern Ireland
No such thing

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all this talk of subway and i have a leftover italian meatball sitting in the fridge waiting for lunch time haha

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Been doing various dumbbells exercises 2-3 times a week for a few month now and my arms have gotten to a pretty decent size, its literally taken minimal effort aswell. Reckon if i started hitting the gym properly id be built like a brick shit house within a month.

>>67404208
go more than two days without wanking and the erections will come back

I have an appointment with my physician at 2 regarding my hair loss, I'm pissing with pants, she's quite attractive. She'll probably think I'm an insecure beta balding cuckold.

>>67404947
11/10

>>67405100
The Irish are the blacks of Europe.
Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland.
So, say it with me -
I'm black and I'm proud.

>>67404903
>It's illegal to kill an animal that isn't stunned
>unless you're Jewish or Muslim
Ah yes, equality under the law.

>>67405122
>physician
FOY

>>67405083
because britfa.gs is shit
It's the most autistic place on the entire internet

>>67405122
theres no cure for balding so what do you think she'll do for you?

>>67405122
>She'll probably think I'm an insecure beta balding cuckold.

From what I just read and you posting on /brit/

think that might be an accurate assessment

>>67405133
if you're against halal slaughter then you should fuck off and be a vegan

>>67405139
I'm simply adapting to the world. I don't favor British English over Yank English. So your butthurt amuzes me.

When was America actually great?

>>67405110
no, i get erections, I just get so bored wanking that they go away

>>67405174
Hang yourself, paki.

>>67405084
Is it just Britain that's still obsessed with the empire?

Fairly sure none of the other commonwealth countries give a shit.

>>67405183
before 9/11

>>67405165
finasteride or some other drug m8

there's always a way

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>>67404428
>saving my rare mcgregors

>>67405183
1950's

OK, I cann barely type this but my hand i sstuck insdie the vendign machine aand if I let go I lose the snickers, tell me what to do boss.

>>67405183
17th century

>>67405210
ah yes, filling your body with foreign chemicals just to slow down an inevitable process.

take it like a man you fucking ponce.

>>67404642
>white as fuck
loyalists and republicans behave as bad as niggers tbqh

>gun laws are much better, even the police carry guns
yeah because they were being targetted by paramilitaries
the only reason they have laxer gun laws was so retired police could protect themselves against the IRA for fuck sake. Not really a nice place

>have always had a shitty hairline and thin hair
>people always assume I'm balding even though I'm not

help

>>67405271
Your slag mum doesn't mind filling her body with foreign substances you cunt

some of us don't want to be bald, it's an awful look. i'm just 20, if I can delay it until 25 I'd be fine

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british tea looks suspiciously like coffee

If I read Plato's Republic to my child I would censor the part about censorship

>>67405311
They'd fit into our union pretty nice t bh

>>67405207
When a Clinton was in the White House?

>>67405244
Rorke

>>67405263
So just pilgrims dicking about and Native genocide?

>>67405341
sure, seems great

>his nickname was "anderson"

>>67405183
Late 70s

>>67405122
your buzz your hair you fucking cuck

>>67405341
>Rorke
50's were literally the golden age of America.

>>67405397
just buzz'

only feminine cucks obsess over hair

>>67405396
Economic disaster, mass unemployment and poverty and drug degeneracy?

*shovels more coal into the fire*
choo choo

>>67405397
I don't want to look like some miner from the north

do you understand that you prick?

Imainge going bald

Haha

>>67405406
Economically, sure.

But what about equal rights?

The silent majority wanted and does not regret the Iraq war

>>67404929
america is techincally an island

>>67405447
>waah waah muh hair

man up and buzz it cunt

>>67405424
>drug degeneracy
Rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU2hIwiBZvI&index=3&list=LLD5Wsn4RKmDg1O3Qg0as2Lw

time to listen to happy music

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>>67405406
Agreed.

>niggers kept in check
>spics deported en masse (operation wetback)
>even Detroit was one of the greatest cities in the country
>white as fuck

went to shit when mlk started preaching and lbj signed the civil rights act

>>67405464
There were much worse times for 'equal rights' than the 50's.

>>67405474
I'll buz your scandinavian slag mum's blonde minge

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Couldn't pull last night lads.

Awkwardly grinded on some girl for a bit then I got bored and walked away.

Absolutely cunted I was haha, spangled.

>>67405464
>"equal eights"

please fuck off. your muh equal rights for niggers is what destroyed this country

>>67405087
Are you a woman?

>>67405533
>going out on a sunday

rorke

>>67405508
LBJ was a fucking mistake.

Legitimately one of the worst presidents we've ever had.

>>67405508
You sound like a racist, anon.

>>67405512
True. The 50s probably were the best time for America overall, but it was by no means perfect, especially on social liberty

just ate instant noodles and some canned fish

>>67405087
the lesbian daughter plots are the best
hnngh

gf said that china and korea produced porn

promptly corrected her that neither of those countries produces porn and japan is the only country known for it.

>>67405569
Sounds pretty depressing lad

>>67405569
What is your highest qualification?

>>67405565
You sound like a buzzword spouting tumblrite.


Blacks are quite shit.

>>67405535
America is not 'destroyed' what are you babbling about

Equal rights are human rights. You can't treat someone as less than a human based on the colour of their skin

>now in the waiting room
>surrounded by crying babies and frail grannies
>about to complain that I lost some hair

hehehe

"Rights" are a spook

>>67405594
'Racist' isn't a buzzword when you're actually discriminating people based on race. When you do that, you're a racist

>>67404354
>hillary would've won if voter turnout was higher amongst democrats

No shit sherlock, that is the case for both parties because there's a large portion of of the pie left unclaimed.

A voter has no obligation to vote for the "least worst" candidate. If the candidate wants a person's vote, he or she will have to earn it. Not the other way around.

Reminder:

As long as there is niggers there is hate

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>>67405614
Compared to the 1950s we are quite fucking shit.

>ERRYBODY IS THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT

No. Blacks have higher testosterone, cause more crime and are dumber in every developed country than the average.

Nope.

>>67405646
We're discriminating based on intelligence. I just so happens that intelligence is strongly, strongly correlated with race.

>>67405672
White does not look good on blacks.

>>67405687
>>67405672
fuck off back

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Good to know niggers are still quite dumb even in the UK.

I wonder if they still commit more violent crime and murders than the national average over there too.

>>67405672
low test white BOI complaing about superior black MAN

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>>67403240
President Trump is going to make anime great again.

How come no pakis post on here?

>>67405773
I'm a Pakistani

it's hard to understand finnish

even with translate

>>67405687
Ah, so I take it you dislike poorly educated whites as much as you dislike poorly educated blacks then, if it's a matter of "intelligence prejudice" over racial prejudice

completed 73% of my work day before taking my lunch

only 27% left :')

>>67405773
Polaboo?

>>67405725
Yep, they do. They're fucking useless people. Contribute nothing

>>67405773
Only whites and asians have the autism level required to post here

>>67405792
Even when you adjust for income/education, blacks commit more crime. It's literally physiological.

>>67405672
>ERRYBODY IS THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT
>No. Blacks have higher testosterone, cause more crime and are dumber in every developed country than the average.

There's a little irony here mate

>>67405795
Poleaboo committed suicide last week

>>67405773
Because I'm british and where my ancestors from is irrelevant

>>67405833
no he didn't

>>67405793
grats la

>>67405833
RIP trannyboo ;_;

>>67404818
Like cucumber, yoghurt/sour cream and shit like that. Its kind of a salad dressing type thing.

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>>67405833

>>67405821
what continent is Pakistan in then you mong?

>>67405840
Doesn't seem to be irrelevant when you consider the average Paki Brit IQ is 90

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typing this post

one letter at a time

>>67405825
was mocking him friend

thread's a bit shit right now

>>67405920
>when you make an absolutely abhorrent post

>>67405920
Fuck off then pakileaf