/cp/ - Culture Pals: Animefags OUT Mk. I Edition

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/balt/

The last one died on page 10

anime

So, new qt is apparently super huge into music. Honestly I couldn't give a shit about it. Does this increase the difficulty of getting some fuck?

>>67401059
Nah. If need be, go to wikipedia and pull some shit up. If you're willing to lie to her, you can get away with a lot. If not, that's fine, too.

>why do you do it?
>Talk to unknown girls and look like you have sex.
bitch started getting lewd and asking for nudes herself
why can't girls not even take a single grain of own responsibility when their feelings change

>>67402332
lul post profile

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>>67402444

>>67402862
She's a man m8

>>67402862
>>67402946
This
Looks like "she" was trolling you from the beginning

>>67402985
>>67402946
nah, i asked her plenty and she also sent me pics

I'm paranoid af, trust me

>>67403013
Expect to see your good body on 'Single Men Near You!' sign

>>67403065
>all this effort roleplaying for semi-nude pics without a face instead of going to >>>/soc/

>>67399192
>stop deleting the fucking threads
delete them all.

>>67403122
Maybe it gives them the hots or a rush of adrenaline ;^)

>>67403160
>Dear Diary, Today I told people my valuable opinion and they listened!

>>67403183
Aussies are the worst shitposters

>>67403211
That was totally supposed to be in reply to Norgeboo, oops

>>67402332
All qts are fucked up, if you're lucky she just has some sort of minor depression and anxiety. Fucked up qts are going to fuck your shit up, family.

Also: Nth for Ukrainian tits hngh

>>67403233
Everyone's a bit fucked up nowadays man, don't judge

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r8

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>>67403283
tfw the lewd hunting white males on a natsoc mongolian picture sharing website are the most sane people in the world.

We're fucked, aren't we?

>>67403344
Specatular lad

>>67403371
Ha hardly. The amount of absolutely mental autism in these threads is staggering - just wait for Quebec to wake up

>>67403449
I still refuse to believe that he is real actually, it has to be a troll????

https://www.interpals.net/album.php?aid=644284976025747456

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>>67403568
No wonder he has to pay for escorts

>>67403857
Who's this autismo?

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>>67403882
Quebec - /bendplz

Potential troll, potential madman.

>>67403998
>she doesn't care if i fuck other girls

>>67404062
Wears degeneracy like a badge of pride

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>>67404470
those tattoos

Ded already?

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Two asian qts want to rape me.

>>67406220
cuck
my qts want me to rape them

>>67406220
>>67406419
one of my chinese qt was raped


but not by me ;_;

>>67406524
>raped
That's what she told you, cuckeroo :^)

>>67406524
Why do you have a Chinese qt? Argentinians are curvier and better aren't they?

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what did she mean by this?

>>67407753
she wants the dickpic

>>67407753
"WHY WONT THIS WEIRD MOTHERFUCKING FROG-EATER STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME ALREADY ?????????????"

>>67407748
YELLOW FEVER KNOWS NO LOGIC

>>67403449
>The amount of absolutely mental autism in these threads is staggering
Lmao, right? Though that's the main reason I still keep coming back to these threads

>>67409247
You don't even know that nobody even likes bullies! LIKE YOU!!!!!

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>>67399192
Please fuck off and die you cancerous normalcunt.

>>67410280
How about you stop being a resentful dreg instead?

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i wanna make profil, but scared to post my pictur

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>>67410329
How about you fuck off and stop ruining with website with your fucking cancerous IRL shit?
There are millions of websites for your kind.
Fuck off and use one of those.

>>67410383
What exactly are you even scared of?
Put some filters on if you need it

>>67410405
>posting on 4chan
>at 3:30AM
>calling "normies" out
My dude, you need to get yourself sorted. I mean that with all due respect and sincerity.

>>67410405
NO BULLIES REEEEEE

>>67410176
I don't bully anyone and I barely even post in these threads anymore

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good morning :D

>>67411385
Fuck off, leaves.

Off with the whole lot of you.

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>>67411440
Suck on my big Canadian cock you filthy moor :--DDD

>>67411516
Fuck off, twig-dicked parasite.

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>>67411562
Eat my shit for lunch you rape baby

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Amazing.
"can you program" i wonder if that ever worked.

>>67412022
Who the fuck uses "redpilled" in a conversation starter with a qt. Top kek

>>67412830
You tell him, Japan.

>>67412022
Post pucci already.

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>I feel really good talking with you

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>fags visit my profile

>>67403449
>>67403568
>>67403857
>>67403882
>>67403998
>>67404062
>>67404470
>>67404548
sup faggots im on a train. met a cute girl today :)

>>67418201
You mean you gave a crack-fiending hooker $20 for head.

>>67418302
nahh man i was taking the train and there was 2 girls sitting in front of my seat in a 4 seater and i asked them a question or something to break the ice so then i asked her if i could sit with them and she said yeah , then there was a bomb alert because someone left a bag unattended lmao and i got her number :D

>>67418302
but she was the bomb.

btw canadian flag is because im using my phones wifi , gonna have a czech flag tomorrow

>>67418476
Are you just going to Prague?

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>>67414942
This will be a shocker but your mother/sisters have given you a wrong impression, it usually doesnt work like that.

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>>67419260
There's no time for courting.

Post it NOW.

>>67419260
are you the tranny german

>>67419260
Im not aware of anything like that, so no.

>>67420551
meant for >>67420129

>>67419324
Portugal dropping truth bombs as always.

Russians don't have nice tits though, they have been cursed by anorexia the lot of them.

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>keep getting messaged by some 27 year old brazilian cowgirl
>can't respond back because of her privacy settings

fuck that desu

hello nice to meet you welcome to dubai

>>67423287
Give her to Ludwig then pls caribou friend?

>>67423527
She's not even attractive

/marihbrasil

>>67423610
What's this, profile pictures for ants?!

>>67423610
She looks really older than she is.

>>67423449
hello how are you

ded thread

>I'm a lady

30 mins later is sending me almost 20 nudes with even a vídeo later on.
I would never guess.

>>67429290
Compartilha conosco, por gentileza.

>>67429345
Não posso, ainda to desenrolando com ela. Só mostro nude de quem não falo mais, mas ninguém gosta de chubby girls.

>>67429290
Is she a qt?

>>67429427
She would be 11/10 if she was like 20kg lighter.

>>67429290
De onde ela é?

>>67429489
Russia. Branca do cabelo loiro e olhos azuis, só falta andar montada em urso.

>>67429558
Is her name Kristina?

>>67429669
Nope.

>>67429669
There are dozens of Russians girls like that on IP...

>>67429728
They're all mostly skinny though.

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Post da noods bls :DD

I swear every girl on that website is broken or mentally unstable, what is the point?

>>67429924
What's the point for them to talk to you?

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https://www.interpals.net/101_sasha-
>tfw you will never save this Russian loli from her frozen wasteland of a city

>>67430061
Because they are desperate for attention

>>67430413
You mean we are? They have more attention than anything on this website, you literally get messages withing minutes after you make a profile if you're a girl, it's absurd.

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>>67430387
JUST

>>67430387
I have one that also lives in the frozen wasteland is cuter and is two years older.

>still no European qt
Looks like I'm going to bed alone again. ;_;

>>67433182
Suck my dick you halfmud

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>>67433229
Begone!

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>>67433182
good luck buddy, one day

my German qt was the first European I messaged on the website. We're still texting and calling nonstop. I just want her to come to Canada so we can go on cheesy dates together

>>67433282
https://youtu.be/44IxwYa0ujc

You will achieve nothing.

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>>67433587
tfw my german qt hasnt been active in days

Does this site still fucking exist? I thought it had run its course idk

>super qt but asia-obsessed girl views profile, send her a message anyways
>reads it right away but doesn't reply
>a week later she views my profile again without leaving a message
>couple hours later does the same thing
>recently visited a third time still with zero correspondence

She hasn't blocked me, none of my settings disallow her to reply, so I have no idea what the fuck is going through her head.

>>67430478
fucking betas and thirdworlders making it impossible for the rest of us to get qts reee

>>67429924
Nudes and emotional validation
>>67436021
Girl suddenly stopped reading my messages halfway through our conversation even though she's online everyday

>>67429924
A good nut

>girl comments my pic
>I message her
>doesn't respond
What did she mean by this?

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>mfw she apologized already
Looking forward to tonight

>>67399192

What are an easy target race for nudes. Honestly, I have been successful the last few times just getting skype asap, using cam and being really forward.

Any other strategies that don't come off as Turkish? I mean, it works I guess?

>>67436123
If anything it's the opposite. If you aren't better looking and better at talking to women than 99% of the blokes on IP there's no hope for you, especially in real life.

>>67438037
Southeast Asians.

>>67438475

You had much luck with them?

>>67438732
I don't reply to them, but they're easy if you're white and not hideous.

Is Pussy /cp/ approved?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1t6pzubgo

>tfw korean girlfriend
Feels good lads

>>67438746

How do you know they are not just fuck arounds?

Where did Thai femanon go?

>>67439106
literally why

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Gooood morning :D

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>>67399192
15.11.2016
East asian thots officially stopped trying

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>>67442241
>Is that why you are looking for a european boyfriend?

>Yeah true XDDD European are interesting ^^

How is this admitting to Visa seeking, sides, we all know its not that hard to get into germany, just convert.

>>67442347
I dunno m8, read the whole thing for starters

>qt sends me 11 (11) eleven (onze) snapchats

top wew, should I be careful opening them?

>>67435346
talk to her on whatsapp

rejoined IP, what's a good About Me?

>>67443915
Ludwig said my profile was pure sex so just copy that I would
/scrumpy-jack

>>67444301
Goddamn I could never write that much about myself. I would rather keep most shit to myself. You can tell a girl is interested when she starts asking about your life, wouldn't put that shit on display for everyone to see.

>>67436123
They have a 0% success rate though. Usually the ones who message you first are the ones who will succeed.

But try doing this. Viewing their profile, wait and see if they view you back and if they do, initiate. Works every time.

Good luck, Norwaybro

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haev any of you faked being from another country?
like be slovak for example, but pretend ur american
is it good idea?

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mfw I'm a skinny guy and learn to cook. Start eating really healthy lately, got on the scale today and saw I lost weight.... feelsbad

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>mfw my qt wants me to send her more of me playing my songs

I'm going to run out of songs lad. What do I learn to play+sing

>>67448889

I was 73.60 yesterday when I got weighed at the hospital.

Also when did Duolingo add Hebrew and is there any real advantage to learning this for non-Jew reasons?

>>67449277

Since I started cooking, I've been eating so much fish. I love fish so now that I know a few different ways to cook it, that's all I've been eating. I weighed 68kg but now I weigh 63kg. Fuck my life

>>67446144
But we have oil, they should message me first desu

Is this a legit account?

https://www.interpals.net/Ginalena

>>67445142
I'm secretive as fuck. You still know nothing of value about me after reading that.

>>67449611
Nice. The fish here is fucking dreadful, I pretty much eat it every time I go out since you can never guarantee when you're going to get a nice bit of fish again.

>>67451121

I fucking love seafood. But I need to stop eating it because I can't afford to lose more weight. I'm so pissed with myself. I went to the store today and bought a ton of spaghetti, I hope I can put my weight back on

>>67451164
Go otter mode mate - heroin chic, sounds like you're halfway there anyways

>>67450331
why not?

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Great

>>67451755
he means happy, right??

>>67451755
Me desu

>>67451745
>Belorussian
could be russian spy

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>>67451450

I'm inbetween Skinny and OtterMode right now. I have a some muscle definition. But not enough to be "ottermode". honestly, the part of me I hate the most is my chest, it's sort of flabby

How to react to nudes?

>>67452466
Heart eyes emojis and share here plox

>>67452500
But posting cp is illegal

>>67452466
tell her she looks worse than your mom and you will post the nudes on a phillippine book printing forum

>>67452540
So is having it on your phone, don't make me call the KGB on you

>>67452784
shieeet

https://www.interpals.net/outofthegutter
wtf i hate poland now

>>67453117
Whatcha got against Simon, lad?

>>67453494
Everything

Are you boat man?

>>67453496
drink koskenkorva

>>67452466
How do you even ask for nudes?

https://www.interpals.net/snowwhite2115

flirting with an almost 50 year old woman. What is wrong with me lads. Her pussy is probably dried out

>>67454463
Do you want a green card or something?

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https://www.interpals.net/RozaliaRoo
>I like talking about serial killers, Japan (weeb alert), TV series, video games, riddles, cannibals, documentaries (about illuminati, murderers and accidents mostly).

>>67454505
she looks pretty good for her age man

>>67454818
she looks kinda scary desu
cruella would be more suitable name for her

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>>67453643
Yeah, that would be me, lad.

Jesus fucking christ another day another homosexual contacting me

Does that at least means I'm pretty?

>>67455484
I see you have a new profile pic lad

>polish girl views me
>I view back
>picture of her and her 'best friends'
>pictured is some other girl I was talking to a while ago

hmm

>>67455536
no russians are always ugly creatures

>>67455547
Das rite.

You have a new one yourself, my dude.

>>67455592
Is that what they like?

>>67455609
Yes, yes. needed a change

>>67455680
Yes

>a gay pole just messaged me
wtf i hate poland even more now

>>67455818
> gay pole
Let me guess. Long hair?

>>67455977
Yes, blond

>>67456065
Boys beware! Homosexuals are on the prowl!

>>67456105
were is the russian police when you need them?

>>67456669
Hunting down Igor >>67452540 for having cp

greeneyed94

which one of you guys is this?

>>67458638
That would be me

>>67458638
ah yeah that's me guy

>>67458638
That is actually me sorry

Why are people so gay with Germans?
Since I changed my country to Germany I got like 4x more views from men.

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>>67460073
>pic related answers your question

>>67460391
That's cute coming from a Canadian

>>67460447
Canada isn't gay only Toronto and Vancouver are.

>>67407753
She sends those winkey smileys randomly, she send me about half a dozen of those as well

Also, she can't keep up the conversation because she's retarded

That's all

>>67458638
My second account

>>67460733
not sure if serious or not or who this even is

>>67458942
kinda funny I use to travel to canada a lot when I was traveling around for stuff all over. And I was just explaining while teaching english to this girl about "guy" and how my montreal friends use it a lot and its a good way to tell if someone is canadian or not when speaking

>>67460479
Can confirm. Good thing I don't live in Toronto anymore :D

>>67460923
hmm, now that you say it I guess it sort of is a canadian thing. Its also a quebecois name eg. Guy Lafleur

>>67460923
I'm a tranny, actually

>>67461221
post tummy qt :3

>>67461073
ya it is for sure... I basically explained to them like think of "guy" like "man" or "dude" so if someone says guy where they might use man or dude in american english theres a good chance they are canadian.

>>67461221
still not sure if serious but whats the real account then?

My Russian QT wants help with her homework but I have literally no idea about it, even though I'm on /int/

The islands of Bahamas, Haiti, Grenada, Barbados, Dominican Republic, Aruba, Antigua, Barbuda, do they belong to central or latin america?

>>67461760
Central, just look on google maps huetard

>>67461760
Neither, they belong to the Caribbean but if you want to get technical then Central America.

>>67461760
If they speak Spanish they belong to Latin America since it's not a geographical thing. Otherwise honestly I'd say the Caribbean Islands aren't really central America, I'd just call it the Caribbean, but if she has to pick, Central.

>>67461760
Also don't help your qts do their homework unless you get something out of it otherwise you're a cuck and a dummy.

>>67461818
Besides the obvious, there are arguments saying it would have been added to latin america, I honestly dont want to think too hard about it.

>>67461881
Thanks for the imput

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>>67461415
Here you go bby;)
>>67461695
You gotta ask nicer than that, honey:)))))))))

>>67462039
yummy :D

>>67461760
>central or latin america?
Dude, Central America IS part of Latin America.

Latin America = All Americas - Canada and USA

They belong to both Central and Latin America

>>67461760
>>67462376
Oh actually I'm wrong since a few of those islands were colonised by the Brits/Dutch, therefore Central America.

Right I posted my profile here a couple of months ago and a lot of you said I looked like I was from the 80s with my old mullet and topshop shirt.

https://www.interpals.net/Silurian

Got a haircut now, hope I look more modern this time, still no luck with qts though.

>>67462540
Delete the picture with the roman hat

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I believe she said that she likes machos?
>>67462540
delet

>>67462804
Alright, I suppose it looks a bit cringeworthy

>>67462832
You look like you belong in the SS

>>67462832
Quite the opposite I think. Considering whether to message her or not since I have the same camera as her

>>67463359
Thanks for the compliment bong

This site is broken as fuck

Won't even let me send links or include vids in my profile

>>67463359
Your coat is riding up on your back, as if you just sat and were planning to leave asap, and your left arm in front of you looks like you want to protect yourself from something. It's unwelcoming.
The only ones where you don't look like you're from the 80s is the one in Iceland, and the one with the foulard, and that's by a small margin. Maybe it's because of the brownish colours and because they're blurry.
You should wear that shirt from the pic behind you instead of the thin Indian-mandala-like t-shirt in that photo, and avoid your legs (and neck) being huddled up.
You look young. If you take your pictures from above, you'll look even younger and smaller.

Try taking clear pics in a place with brighter colours, at your height's level, without your coat on, with fashionable recent clothes while upstraight, not curled up or crossing your arms and legs, and looking confident. The Halloween picture would have been good if it was not blurry.

>>67464949
Yeah the site is the shittest thing. It's amazing no one has else has used the same concept. The layout can't exactly be difficult to copy, and it seems like there's not a reliable part of the site. The search function is broken, the online bit won't let me use filters or change page without randomly resetting itself, links, photos and other stuff embedded in my profile hardly shows up, I can't change my profile picture, if you click on the last picture on someone's profile the whole thing breaks rather than go back to the start, page views update themselves sporadically rather than upon refresh, updating your profile doesn't bump you anymore but then you might randomly get arbitrarily bumped while offline, the same people appear in the quick search and on the homepage every time, people's thumbnails aren't their profile photos, bookmarks don't disappear if the profile is deleted, they don't show who's online properly and they rarely show the profile photo thumbnail, AND IT CRASHES LITERALLY EVERY DAY

How is it even possible to fuck up a site this badly?

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What is she trying to tell me?

>>67465265
She's having an autism attack. Just be like what are you on about you're lush whatever. Girls with girl-autism like to feel like no one knows/notices they're a sperg

>>67465265
She's rejecting you in a nice way.

Got a cheap solution for you losers, just have a wank

>>67465265
>>67465374
She's not rejecting him, she's saying if he finds her too much of a boring sperg to continue with then it's fine.

>>67465005
Wow.. Thanks very much for the advice anon, looking at my profile pic, I do look quite defensive.
That's the only decent looking pic I have with me with short hair, I'll take a good one tomorrow if it's sunny outside, do you reckon me holding a beer is offputting to some girls? Like, I want to find a nice Russian qt, but from experience talking to them, lots are repulsed by drinking.

>You look young. If you take your pictures from above, you'll look even younger and smaller.

I've grown a moustache recently to try and counterract how young I look but I think it's made it even worse, but thanks for the angle tip anon, I'll take pics at head height.

>>67465200

>How is it even possible to fuck up a site this badly?

Shit maintenance probably, when the site used to be just "classic mode", the search function worked alright but now it is indeed horrendously broken, every time I try and search for people to talk to, it's the same ones all the time and it never saves my search settings.

>>67465540
>I could not be any nicer, share my feelings and bla bla even though you're always nice to me.
>I'm ashamed on me talking like this when you are the greatest
>I will be still happy to have you *as my friend though*

Typical "It's me, not you, sorry I can only be a friend"

>>67465265
Drop this Turkish whore

quebec just sent me this hottie

>hearteyes.jpg

Laurensmith611

<3<3<3

>>67465582
If you can't grow a moustache properly don't grow a moustache. Good way of checking is if your neck hair grows noticeably faster than your cheek hair.
t. Resplendent moustache owner

>>67465893
Maisie???

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>>67466375
wossop brew?

>1 new message
>THAIgurl87xxx: hi hi want fucky fucky???

>>67465374
I never made any sort of move towards her but I'd like to work this into cybersex somehow.
>>67465319
>>67465540
Interesting, thanks for the advice.
>>67465698
That's interesting you said that because she is Japanese. Did you just guess Turkish or did you notice something in her grammar?

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>>67466558
My second guess was Indian

If you were to gave me a perfect example of a Turkish girl from Interpals, that message she wrote you would be that example

>>67466558
Basically its just that she can't speak English for shit and she's a massively autistic beta bitch. So it's always going to be Turkey or Japan.

>>67466854
It's strange because I haven't really talked to any super aspie girls on this site before...just girls who lack confidence.

>>67466152
>tfw can only grow a shit moustache and premature mutton chops

I'm getting there

how to get persian zoroastrian qt???

https://www.interpals.net/sunshineee1

>>67469255
nice boobs wow holy shit

Does anybody actually ever try language exchanges on here? I mean, I have other avenues for the languages I study, but it would be convenient if I could practice with somebody in a country I plan on visiting or moving to.

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>turks

>>67399192
>poor
>russian
>live in extremely rural area
Never again.

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Anyone want to play a qt flag collecting game?

can only get the flag if you can get to page 2 of consistent talking.

>>67472698
Moi, but I only have Brazil, Germany, Estonia and Poland.

>>67472917
I hope I'm not your QT now, in case you're the fag from USA telling me to go there.

>>67473003
N-Natalie??!!!!!?!!

>>67473027
No no, I'm a man and I'm talking about another man with some fag pic showing his tongue out saying I should go to USA if I want to make my life exciting.

>>67473063
Phew. I am in to
>G E R M A N I C
grils, there's this qt from South Brazil I was talking to before I got banned, almost scared me there for a second.

>>67472917
Alright that's not bad.

I've got France, Italy, Germany, England, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Costa Rica, Malaysia.

I want to help encourage diversification.

It's hard to console Setsuko san, her prince really has no idea how much she loves him.

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>hornyturking doesn't work

first thing i wrote to this girl was "are you a tranny because ur so tall"

rate
regard hornyturk

>>67473447
Of course it works. She looks like a slav. Anything goes for them as long as you can get her a green card.

Why do you think she told you to whip out your german passport during foreplay, doofus?

>>67474026
she is czech and i am türk türk i do not have EU passaport
eu is ashithole :DD

>>67473328
Post screenshots

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tfw you think you're ugly so you create a fake for easy lewds, but then it turns out you get more qts on your real account

>>67473027
>natalie
is my qt talking to one of you fucks

>>67481164
Yeah she's talking to me

Good morning :D

>>67483316
hi bb

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does anyone here have any experience with real life qts? this is killing me

>>67481967
But this guy is talking to me ;)

>>67483699
I do

>>67401059
Depends. What is your current level with her?

>>67401059
Trust me, she lies to sound cool. Girls can't into music

>>67483699
Yes

>>67473105
Pls dont steal muh South Brazil qts

>>67399192
Turns out one of my main qts got a boyfriend somewhere within the last month
Feels bad man

Test

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RANT (1/2)

Fuck! Qts are so fucking lame!!! I'm sure If guys had been biological capable of having kids we would been better mothers... I mean grills just aren't fucking cool! Sure they can be pretty, qt, or with some constructive body shaming they might even be a little hot... And sometimes they are quite nice at least, but who the fuck wants nice!? I mean I want the people I hang around to be cool and intelligent and qts fucking aren't!

I don't think I've ever met a grill who was really cool! I mean a grill who has sent me a song I liked or told me about a movie I hadn't already heard about ages ago... just something a little non-normie!! The few times a girl has sent me something like that I just know it was something she got from one of her ex boyfriends or beta orbiters, it's not like it is something she discovered by herself! kek she probably even just pretended to like it too to seem like a cool cunt. And it's the worst here in the west, at least the Slav qts know they are underprivileged and subs but here the girls have been raised to have an opinion!!! It's like they think their opinion matters and they try to mix in when you try to have an interesting convo with your bros!

Fuck and it's like they are poison to guys, they suck all life out of them. All of my friends who are in relationships, they have turned out boring as fuck. They just sit at home high on tumblr watching lame shows like Dancing With The Stars while they think about what to eat for their next date night. They get less and less time to do the stuff they really want to do like play sports, working on projects, listening to music and drink some beers or whatever the fuck we used to do. They have all turned into fucking nu-male beta cucks.

>>67484109
This is what usually happens sooner or later, you'll get used to it

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>>67485895
RANT (2/2)

kek I mean the only thing the girls care about are horses and PMS and shit like that… I can't even count how many times I have put up with some fucking shit a qt of mine did and then she just tried to blame it on PMS...What FUCKING cunts. REEEEEEEE

I feel so fucking weak, qts are so fucking lame and the only reason I like them is because I can fuck them and touch their tits… And I can't even do that with interpals qts!!!!

tl;dr fuck qts

>>67485895
>>67485938
are you undefined or just some other autistic norwegian?

>>67485895
Sucks to be you. I've got at least 3 cool qts r:

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>>67486635
ditto

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O-one short-haired t-tomboy plox

Rite now

>>67486635
You won't talk to anyone of them one year from now cariboufucker
>>67488177
>Yellow qts
>Cool
Get cucked clogfucker

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>>67489687
Not gonna share any with you thunderchad :---P

>>67474649
A T*RK?!?!

>>67485938
My qt sends me records in the post she thinks I'll like. She also drew me mini posters with characters and phrases from my fave TV show. Sucks to be u

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN UP FOREVER WHEN DID IT GET SO SLOW HERE

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>>67495872
Is this the death of /cp/?

>>67495872
Since forever seeing as these threads have been dead for a year now

>>67495963
Nah it comes and goes. There's been times we've been quicker than a thread a day, recently it's been more or less one a day and this one has just taken forever.
>>67495934
Nah this place tends to just keep going

>>67495766
>My qt sends me records in the post she thinks I'll like.
Do you connect to the internet using a dialup?
>She also drew me mini posters with characters and phrases from my fave TV show.
Yeah, because she doesn't have a taste of her own and has to copy your taste
>Sucks to be u
Yeah, no dubs 4me

>>67496759
>Do you connect to the internet using a dialup?
Do you not like getting presents? Can't email a record.

>Yeah, because she doesn't have a taste of her own and has to copy your taste
She shows me things she likes, I show her things I like. Sharing is caring Hengel, I don't see why you're so butthurt about all this. Do you not like presents? I'd far rather get presents of things I like than things she likes.

>>67495934
culture pals died officially on the 5th of october

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it's over, I fucking did it. REEEEEEEE

>>67497446
Excuse me?

>>67497420
What happened then? I was with my qt lel
>>67497446
Explain João

>>67497524
it was monday, the weekend before everybody left it seemed and there was no thread for a few days. it was also the day i found out the train qt was in my studies but there were no lads for support

>>67496924
What songs/series/movies/books has she recommended to you then cabron?

>>67497687
töntjävel

hi everyone

>>67497851
welcome to dubai

>>67497739
Well she keeps trying to get me into Muse, with little luck, but she introduced me to Regina Skeptor, Fiona Apple, The Middle East, El Guincho, and some others I can't remember off the top of my head. She also bought me the most beautiful copy of the poem of El Cid imaginable. It must be nigh on 100 years old and she said she found it in a bargain bin somewhere and thought it'd make a good present.

I don't know why this is so difficult for you to believe

>>67497780
vem fan är du jävla nybög häng dig själv

>>67497932
thanks

>>67498051
Sweeeeeedeeen! What have you done now?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/17/world/europe/mansplaining-hotline-swedish-union.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

>>67498032
I believe your story and that you find it awesome, but she has shit taste 2bh. Giving you El Cid was cool though, I'll give her that.
>>67498051
Jag är inte definierad Lennart! Jämtland måsta igen bliva Norska.

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>>67498671
t. achmed al-eiffel

>>67498868
>jämtland

hemskt ledsen

>>67499045
>defaming the country with the most influential nationalist and anti-immigration political party

Know your place Varg.

>>67499189
VARG IS NORWEGIAN REEEEEE

>>67498868
Muse are shit yeah but the rest I've really enjoyed
https://youtu.be/EjB2hbMYIXo

>>67499235
I'm going to KMS over this, don't you fret.

Bubye for now.

How do you all do it? If I were to make an interpals account and get found out by my friends, my life would be over.

>>67499244
two guys high on pot can make better music than that in 3 minutes, while eating rice crackers 2bh amigo.
https://youtu.be/rlBskd3IaNw
>>67499443
I will remember you mon frere, bon voyage!

>>67499924
>my friends
>friends
But that's where you're doing it wrong, my dear Albion.

>>67499244
Hipster shit/10

>>67499924
this >>67500063 and also (pretending) to learn a language

>>67500043
>2 guys taking the piss out of another shit band
Thanks?
>>67500200
>current year
>not being a hipster prick
Damn it's like you want people to make fun of you

>>67500513
Nah I'll admit some hipster shit music is pretty good though I wouldn't admit that out loud in public.

>>67500344
>also (pretending) to learn a language
That's not a bad one either, though if your friends had the slightest bit of sense to them, they'd know that anyone who cherishes only honest intentions of learning another language doesn't have 10+ profile pictures like most of uou chaps do, and doesn't have a filter that goes "this user only accepts message from girls 12 to 17 year old".

Tot ziens yo.

Anon's mom got herself an interpals account!

>" About
>I am an honest hard working single parent, who has a wonderful 21 year old son"

He's featured on her profile picture!

>>67500728
Might've forgotten my link.

https://www.interpals.net/bevvy121?utm_medium=pp-userthumb

>>67500774
AHAHAAH SHIT I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THAT GUY

>>67500513
>>67500620
Speaking of hipster music, isn't Claire Boucher one of the biggest qts out there these days?
:333333

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mfw i attract these kinds of special people. i dont know whether to be offended that she thinks we're actually similar

>>67500952
I can just picture how she smells.

>>67501085
/SaltusWing

This her?

>>67501085
you should be offended after all you're a derpy dude

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>My Russian Cersei QT still hasn't come back online
Such is life

>>67501085
This is a medical disorder

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>>67501139
Try to imagine how she smelled when she went 9 days without sleeping and eating so she could hallucinate and make artwork based on it.

*sniffs*

>>67501142
>>67501147
>>67501211
well this is my profile, /spark21, i can understand why she'd message me this but my profile is 100% ironic cause i dont really give a fuck anymore about trying to be serious today. i'll probably just play along, it's better than most of the SEA chicks who cant compose an actual message